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<h3> CHAPTER IV </h3>
<h3> "It's Just the very Biggest Thing in the World" </h3>
<p>Hardly was it shut when Mrs. Challenger darted out from the
dining-room. The small woman was in a furious temper. She barred her
husband's way like an enraged chicken in front of a bulldog. It was
evident that she had seen my exit, but had not observed my return.</p>
<p>"You brute, George!" she screamed. "You've hurt that nice young man."</p>
<p>He jerked backwards with his thumb.</p>
<p>"Here he is, safe and sound behind me."</p>
<p>She was confused, but not unduly so.</p>
<p>"I am so sorry, I didn't see you."</p>
<p>"I assure you, madam, that it is all right."</p>
<p>"He has marked your poor face! Oh, George, what a brute you are!
Nothing but scandals from one end of the week to the other. Everyone
hating and making fun of you. You've finished my patience. This ends
it."</p>
<p>"Dirty linen," he rumbled.</p>
<p>"It's not a secret," she cried. "Do you suppose that the whole
street—the whole of London, for that matter—— Get away, Austin, we
don't want you here. Do you suppose they don't all talk about you?
Where is your dignity? You, a man who should have been Regius
Professor at a great University with a thousand students all revering
you. Where is your dignity, George?"</p>
<p>"How about yours, my dear?"</p>
<p>"You try me too much. A ruffian—a common brawling ruffian—that's
what you have become."</p>
<p>"Be good, Jessie."</p>
<p>"A roaring, raging bully!"</p>
<p>"That's done it! Stool of penance!" said he.</p>
<p>To my amazement he stooped, picked her up, and placed her sitting upon
a high pedestal of black marble in the angle of the hall. It was at
least seven feet high, and so thin that she could hardly balance upon
it. A more absurd object than she presented cocked up there with her
face convulsed with anger, her feet dangling, and her body rigid for
fear of an upset, I could not imagine.</p>
<p>"Let me down!" she wailed.</p>
<p>"Say 'please.'"</p>
<p>"You brute, George! Let me down this instant!"</p>
<p>"Come into the study, Mr. Malone."</p>
<p>"Really, sir——!" said I, looking at the lady.</p>
<p>"Here's Mr. Malone pleading for you, Jessie. Say 'please,' and down
you come."</p>
<p>"Oh, you brute! Please! please!"</p>
<p>He took her down as if she had been a canary.</p>
<p>"You must behave yourself, dear. Mr. Malone is a Pressman. He will
have it all in his rag to-morrow, and sell an extra dozen among our
neighbors. 'Strange story of high life'—you felt fairly high on that
pedestal, did you not? Then a sub-title, 'Glimpse of a singular
menage.' He's a foul feeder, is Mr. Malone, a carrion eater, like all
of his kind—porcus ex grege diaboli—a swine from the devil's herd.
That's it, Malone—what?"</p>
<p>"You are really intolerable!" said I, hotly.</p>
<p>He bellowed with laughter.</p>
<p>"We shall have a coalition presently," he boomed, looking from his wife
to me and puffing out his enormous chest. Then, suddenly altering his
tone, "Excuse this frivolous family badinage, Mr. Malone. I called you
back for some more serious purpose than to mix you up with our little
domestic pleasantries. Run away, little woman, and don't fret." He
placed a huge hand upon each of her shoulders. "All that you say is
perfectly true. I should be a better man if I did what you advise, but
I shouldn't be quite George Edward Challenger. There are plenty of
better men, my dear, but only one G. E. C. So make the best of him."
He suddenly gave her a resounding kiss, which embarrassed me even more
than his violence had done. "Now, Mr. Malone," he continued, with a
great accession of dignity, "this way, if YOU please."</p>
<p>We re-entered the room which we had left so tumultuously ten minutes
before. The Professor closed the door carefully behind us, motioned me
into an arm-chair, and pushed a cigar-box under my nose.</p>
<p>"Real San Juan Colorado," he said. "Excitable people like you are the
better for narcotics. Heavens! don't bite it! Cut—and cut with
reverence! Now lean back, and listen attentively to whatever I may
care to say to you. If any remark should occur to you, you can reserve
it for some more opportune time.</p>
<p>"First of all, as to your return to my house after your most
justifiable expulsion"—he protruded his beard, and stared at me as one
who challenges and invites contradiction—"after, as I say, your
well-merited expulsion. The reason lay in your answer to that most
officious policeman, in which I seemed to discern some glimmering of
good feeling upon your part—more, at any rate, than I am accustomed to
associate with your profession. In admitting that the fault of the
incident lay with you, you gave some evidence of a certain mental
detachment and breadth of view which attracted my favorable notice.
The sub-species of the human race to which you unfortunately belong has
always been below my mental horizon. Your words brought you suddenly
above it. You swam up into my serious notice. For this reason I asked
you to return with me, as I was minded to make your further
acquaintance. You will kindly deposit your ash in the small Japanese
tray on the bamboo table which stands at your left elbow."</p>
<p>All this he boomed forth like a professor addressing his class. He had
swung round his revolving chair so as to face me, and he sat all puffed
out like an enormous bull-frog, his head laid back and his eyes
half-covered by supercilious lids. Now he suddenly turned himself
sideways, and all I could see of him was tangled hair with a red,
protruding ear. He was scratching about among the litter of papers
upon his desk. He faced me presently with what looked like a very
tattered sketch-book in his hand.</p>
<p>"I am going to talk to you about South America," said he. "No comments
if you please. First of all, I wish you to understand that nothing I
tell you now is to be repeated in any public way unless you have my
express permission. That permission will, in all human probability,
never be given. Is that clear?"</p>
<p>"It is very hard," said I. "Surely a judicious account——"</p>
<p>He replaced the notebook upon the table.</p>
<p>"That ends it," said he. "I wish you a very good morning."</p>
<p>"No, no!" I cried. "I submit to any conditions. So far as I can see,
I have no choice."</p>
<p>"None in the world," said he.</p>
<p>"Well, then, I promise."</p>
<p>"Word of honor?"</p>
<p>"Word of honor."</p>
<p>He looked at me with doubt in his insolent eyes.</p>
<p>"After all, what do I know about your honor?" said he.</p>
<p>"Upon my word, sir," I cried, angrily, "you take very great liberties!
I have never been so insulted in my life."</p>
<p>He seemed more interested than annoyed at my outbreak.</p>
<p>"Round-headed," he muttered. "Brachycephalic, gray-eyed, black-haired,
with suggestion of the negroid. Celtic, I presume?"</p>
<p>"I am an Irishman, sir."</p>
<p>"Irish Irish?"</p>
<p>"Yes, sir."</p>
<p>"That, of course, explains it. Let me see; you have given me your
promise that my confidence will be respected? That confidence, I may
say, will be far from complete. But I am prepared to give you a few
indications which will be of interest. In the first place, you are
probably aware that two years ago I made a journey to South
America—one which will be classical in the scientific history of the
world? The object of my journey was to verify some conclusions of
Wallace and of Bates, which could only be done by observing their
reported facts under the same conditions in which they had themselves
noted them. If my expedition had no other results it would still have
been noteworthy, but a curious incident occurred to me while there
which opened up an entirely fresh line of inquiry.</p>
<p>"You are aware—or probably, in this half-educated age, you are not
aware—that the country round some parts of the Amazon is still only
partially explored, and that a great number of tributaries, some of
them entirely uncharted, run into the main river. It was my business
to visit this little-known back-country and to examine its fauna, which
furnished me with the materials for several chapters for that great and
monumental work upon zoology which will be my life's justification. I
was returning, my work accomplished, when I had occasion to spend a
night at a small Indian village at a point where a certain
tributary—the name and position of which I withhold—opens into the
main river. The natives were Cucama Indians, an amiable but degraded
race, with mental powers hardly superior to the average Londoner. I
had effected some cures among them upon my way up the river, and had
impressed them considerably with my personality, so that I was not
surprised to find myself eagerly awaited upon my return. I gathered
from their signs that someone had urgent need of my medical services,
and I followed the chief to one of his huts. When I entered I found
that the sufferer to whose aid I had been summoned had that instant
expired. He was, to my surprise, no Indian, but a white man; indeed, I
may say a very white man, for he was flaxen-haired and had some
characteristics of an albino. He was clad in rags, was very emaciated,
and bore every trace of prolonged hardship. So far as I could
understand the account of the natives, he was a complete stranger to
them, and had come upon their village through the woods alone and in
the last stage of exhaustion.</p>
<p>"The man's knapsack lay beside the couch, and I examined the contents.
His name was written upon a tab within it—Maple White, Lake Avenue,
Detroit, Michigan. It is a name to which I am prepared always to lift
my hat. It is not too much to say that it will rank level with my own
when the final credit of this business comes to be apportioned.</p>
<p>"From the contents of the knapsack it was evident that this man had
been an artist and poet in search of effects. There were scraps of
verse. I do not profess to be a judge of such things, but they
appeared to me to be singularly wanting in merit. There were also some
rather commonplace pictures of river scenery, a paint-box, a box of
colored chalks, some brushes, that curved bone which lies upon my
inkstand, a volume of Baxter's 'Moths and Butterflies,' a cheap
revolver, and a few cartridges. Of personal equipment he either had
none or he had lost it in his journey. Such were the total effects of
this strange American Bohemian.</p>
<p>"I was turning away from him when I observed that something projected
from the front of his ragged jacket. It was this sketch-book, which
was as dilapidated then as you see it now. Indeed, I can assure you
that a first folio of Shakespeare could not be treated with greater
reverence than this relic has been since it came into my possession. I
hand it to you now, and I ask you to take it page by page and to
examine the contents."</p>
<p>He helped himself to a cigar and leaned back with a fiercely critical
pair of eyes, taking note of the effect which this document would
produce.</p>
<p>I had opened the volume with some expectation of a revelation, though
of what nature I could not imagine. The first page was disappointing,
however, as it contained nothing but the picture of a very fat man in a
pea-jacket, with the legend, "Jimmy Colver on the Mail-boat," written
beneath it. There followed several pages which were filled with small
sketches of Indians and their ways. Then came a picture of a cheerful
and corpulent ecclesiastic in a shovel hat, sitting opposite a very
thin European, and the inscription: "Lunch with Fra Cristofero at
Rosario." Studies of women and babies accounted for several more
pages, and then there was an unbroken series of animal drawings with
such explanations as "Manatee upon Sandbank," "Turtles and Their Eggs,"
"Black Ajouti under a Miriti Palm"—the matter disclosing some sort of
pig-like animal; and finally came a double page of studies of
long-snouted and very unpleasant saurians. I could make nothing of it,
and said so to the Professor.</p>
<p>"Surely these are only crocodiles?"</p>
<p>"Alligators! Alligators! There is hardly such a thing as a true
crocodile in South America. The distinction between them——"</p>
<p>"I meant that I could see nothing unusual—nothing to justify what you
have said."</p>
<p>He smiled serenely.</p>
<p>"Try the next page," said he.</p>
<p>I was still unable to sympathize. It was a full-page sketch of a
landscape roughly tinted in color—the kind of painting which an
open-air artist takes as a guide to a future more elaborate effort.
There was a pale-green foreground of feathery vegetation, which sloped
upwards and ended in a line of cliffs dark red in color, and curiously
ribbed like some basaltic formations which I have seen. They extended
in an unbroken wall right across the background. At one point was an
isolated pyramidal rock, crowned by a great tree, which appeared to be
separated by a cleft from the main crag. Behind it all, a blue
tropical sky. A thin green line of vegetation fringed the summit of
the ruddy cliff.</p>
<p>"Well?" he asked.</p>
<p>"It is no doubt a curious formation," said I "but I am not geologist
enough to say that it is wonderful."</p>
<p>"Wonderful!" he repeated. "It is unique. It is incredible. No one on
earth has ever dreamed of such a possibility. Now the next."</p>
<p>I turned it over, and gave an exclamation of surprise. There was a
full-page picture of the most extraordinary creature that I had ever
seen. It was the wild dream of an opium smoker, a vision of delirium.
The head was like that of a fowl, the body that of a bloated lizard,
the trailing tail was furnished with upward-turned spikes, and the
curved back was edged with a high serrated fringe, which looked like a
dozen cocks' wattles placed behind each other. In front of this
creature was an absurd mannikin, or dwarf, in human form, who stood
staring at it.</p>
<p>"Well, what do you think of that?" cried the Professor, rubbing his
hands with an air of triumph.</p>
<p>"It is monstrous—grotesque."</p>
<p>"But what made him draw such an animal?"</p>
<p>"Trade gin, I should think."</p>
<p>"Oh, that's the best explanation you can give, is it?"</p>
<p>"Well, sir, what is yours?"</p>
<p>"The obvious one that the creature exists. That is actually sketched
from the life."</p>
<p>I should have laughed only that I had a vision of our doing another
Catharine-wheel down the passage.</p>
<p>"No doubt," said I, "no doubt," as one humors an imbecile. "I confess,
however," I added, "that this tiny human figure puzzles me. If it were
an Indian we could set it down as evidence of some pigmy race in
America, but it appears to be a European in a sun-hat."</p>
<p>The Professor snorted like an angry buffalo. "You really touch the
limit," said he. "You enlarge my view of the possible. Cerebral
paresis! Mental inertia! Wonderful!"</p>
<p>He was too absurd to make me angry. Indeed, it was a waste of energy,
for if you were going to be angry with this man you would be angry all
the time. I contented myself with smiling wearily. "It struck me that
the man was small," said I.</p>
<p>"Look here!" he cried, leaning forward and dabbing a great hairy
sausage of a finger on to the picture. "You see that plant behind the
animal; I suppose you thought it was a dandelion or a Brussels
sprout—what? Well, it is a vegetable ivory palm, and they run to
about fifty or sixty feet. Don't you see that the man is put in for a
purpose? He couldn't really have stood in front of that brute and
lived to draw it. He sketched himself in to give a scale of heights.
He was, we will say, over five feet high. The tree is ten times
bigger, which is what one would expect."</p>
<p>"Good heavens!" I cried. "Then you think the beast was—— Why,
Charing Cross station would hardly make a kennel for such a brute!"</p>
<p>"Apart from exaggeration, he is certainly a well-grown specimen," said
the Professor, complacently.</p>
<p>"But," I cried, "surely the whole experience of the human race is not
to be set aside on account of a single sketch"—I had turned over the
leaves and ascertained that there was nothing more in the book—"a
single sketch by a wandering American artist who may have done it under
hashish, or in the delirium of fever, or simply in order to gratify a
freakish imagination. You can't, as a man of science, defend such a
position as that."</p>
<p>For answer the Professor took a book down from a shelf.</p>
<p>"This is an excellent monograph by my gifted friend, Ray Lankester!"
said he. "There is an illustration here which would interest you. Ah,
yes, here it is! The inscription beneath it runs: 'Probable
appearance in life of the Jurassic Dinosaur Stegosaurus. The hind leg
alone is twice as tall as a full-grown man.' Well, what do you make of
that?"</p>
<p>He handed me the open book. I started as I looked at the picture. In
this reconstructed animal of a dead world there was certainly a very
great resemblance to the sketch of the unknown artist.</p>
<p>"That is certainly remarkable," said I.</p>
<p>"But you won't admit that it is final?"</p>
<p>"Surely it might be a coincidence, or this American may have seen a
picture of the kind and carried it in his memory. It would be likely
to recur to a man in a delirium."</p>
<p>"Very good," said the Professor, indulgently; "we leave it at that. I
will now ask you to look at this bone." He handed over the one which he
had already described as part of the dead man's possessions. It was
about six inches long, and thicker than my thumb, with some indications
of dried cartilage at one end of it.</p>
<p>"To what known creature does that bone belong?" asked the Professor.</p>
<p>I examined it with care and tried to recall some half-forgotten
knowledge.</p>
<p>"It might be a very thick human collar-bone," I said.</p>
<p>My companion waved his hand in contemptuous deprecation.</p>
<p>"The human collar-bone is curved. This is straight. There is a groove
upon its surface showing that a great tendon played across it, which
could not be the case with a clavicle."</p>
<p>"Then I must confess that I don't know what it is."</p>
<p>"You need not be ashamed to expose your ignorance, for I don't suppose
the whole South Kensington staff could give a name to it." He took a
little bone the size of a bean out of a pill-box. "So far as I am a
judge this human bone is the analogue of the one which you hold in your
hand. That will give you some idea of the size of the creature. You
will observe from the cartilage that this is no fossil specimen, but
recent. What do you say to that?"</p>
<p>"Surely in an elephant——"</p>
<p>He winced as if in pain.</p>
<p>"Don't! Don't talk of elephants in South America. Even in these days
of Board schools——"</p>
<p>"Well," I interrupted, "any large South American animal—a tapir, for
example."</p>
<p>"You may take it, young man, that I am versed in the elements of my
business. This is not a conceivable bone either of a tapir or of any
other creature known to zoology. It belongs to a very large, a very
strong, and, by all analogy, a very fierce animal which exists upon the
face of the earth, but has not yet come under the notice of science.
You are still unconvinced?"</p>
<p>"I am at least deeply interested."</p>
<p>"Then your case is not hopeless. I feel that there is reason lurking
in you somewhere, so we will patiently grope round for it. We will now
leave the dead American and proceed with my narrative. You can imagine
that I could hardly come away from the Amazon without probing deeper
into the matter. There were indications as to the direction from which
the dead traveler had come. Indian legends would alone have been my
guide, for I found that rumors of a strange land were common among all
the riverine tribes. You have heard, no doubt, of Curupuri?"</p>
<p>"Never."</p>
<p>"Curupuri is the spirit of the woods, something terrible, something
malevolent, something to be avoided. None can describe its shape or
nature, but it is a word of terror along the Amazon. Now all tribes
agree as to the direction in which Curupuri lives. It was the same
direction from which the American had come. Something terrible lay
that way. It was my business to find out what it was."</p>
<p>"What did you do?" My flippancy was all gone. This massive man
compelled one's attention and respect.</p>
<p>"I overcame the extreme reluctance of the natives—a reluctance which
extends even to talk upon the subject—and by judicious persuasion and
gifts, aided, I will admit, by some threats of coercion, I got two of
them to act as guides. After many adventures which I need not
describe, and after traveling a distance which I will not mention, in a
direction which I withhold, we came at last to a tract of country which
has never been described, nor, indeed, visited save by my unfortunate
predecessor. Would you kindly look at this?"</p>
<p>He handed me a photograph—half-plate size.</p>
<p>"The unsatisfactory appearance of it is due to the fact," said he,
"that on descending the river the boat was upset and the case which
contained the undeveloped films was broken, with disastrous results.
Nearly all of them were totally ruined—an irreparable loss. This is
one of the few which partially escaped. This explanation of
deficiencies or abnormalities you will kindly accept. There was talk
of faking. I am not in a mood to argue such a point."</p>
<p>The photograph was certainly very off-colored. An unkind critic might
easily have misinterpreted that dim surface. It was a dull gray
landscape, and as I gradually deciphered the details of it I realized
that it represented a long and enormously high line of cliffs exactly
like an immense cataract seen in the distance, with a sloping,
tree-clad plain in the foreground.</p>
<p>"I believe it is the same place as the painted picture," said I.</p>
<p>"It is the same place," the Professor answered. "I found traces of the
fellow's camp. Now look at this."</p>
<p>It was a nearer view of the same scene, though the photograph was
extremely defective. I could distinctly see the isolated, tree-crowned
pinnacle of rock which was detached from the crag.</p>
<p>"I have no doubt of it at all," said I.</p>
<p>"Well, that is something gained," said he. "We progress, do we not?
Now, will you please look at the top of that rocky pinnacle? Do you
observe something there?"</p>
<p>"An enormous tree."</p>
<p>"But on the tree?"</p>
<p>"A large bird," said I.</p>
<p>He handed me a lens.</p>
<p>"Yes," I said, peering through it, "a large bird stands on the tree.
It appears to have a considerable beak. I should say it was a pelican."</p>
<p>"I cannot congratulate you upon your eyesight," said the Professor.
"It is not a pelican, nor, indeed, is it a bird. It may interest you
to know that I succeeded in shooting that particular specimen. It was
the only absolute proof of my experiences which I was able to bring
away with me."</p>
<p>"You have it, then?" Here at last was tangible corroboration.</p>
<p>"I had it. It was unfortunately lost with so much else in the same
boat accident which ruined my photographs. I clutched at it as it
disappeared in the swirl of the rapids, and part of its wing was left
in my hand. I was insensible when washed ashore, but the miserable
remnant of my superb specimen was still intact; I now lay it before
you."</p>
<p>From a drawer he produced what seemed to me to be the upper portion of
the wing of a large bat. It was at least two feet in length, a curved
bone, with a membranous veil beneath it.</p>
<p>"A monstrous bat!" I suggested.</p>
<p>"Nothing of the sort," said the Professor, severely. "Living, as I do,
in an educated and scientific atmosphere, I could not have conceived
that the first principles of zoology were so little known. Is it
possible that you do not know the elementary fact in comparative
anatomy, that the wing of a bird is really the forearm, while the wing
of a bat consists of three elongated fingers with membranes between?
Now, in this case, the bone is certainly not the forearm, and you can
see for yourself that this is a single membrane hanging upon a single
bone, and therefore that it cannot belong to a bat. But if it is
neither bird nor bat, what is it?"</p>
<p>My small stock of knowledge was exhausted.</p>
<p>"I really do not know," said I.</p>
<p>He opened the standard work to which he had already referred me.</p>
<p>"Here," said he, pointing to the picture of an extraordinary flying
monster, "is an excellent reproduction of the dimorphodon, or
pterodactyl, a flying reptile of the Jurassic period. On the next page
is a diagram of the mechanism of its wing. Kindly compare it with the
specimen in your hand."</p>
<p>A wave of amazement passed over me as I looked. I was convinced.
There could be no getting away from it. The cumulative proof was
overwhelming. The sketch, the photographs, the narrative, and now the
actual specimen—the evidence was complete. I said so—I said so
warmly, for I felt that the Professor was an ill-used man. He leaned
back in his chair with drooping eyelids and a tolerant smile, basking
in this sudden gleam of sunshine.</p>
<p>"It's just the very biggest thing that I ever heard of!" said I, though
it was my journalistic rather than my scientific enthusiasm that was
roused. "It is colossal. You are a Columbus of science who has
discovered a lost world. I'm awfully sorry if I seemed to doubt you.
It was all so unthinkable. But I understand evidence when I see it,
and this should be good enough for anyone."</p>
<p>The Professor purred with satisfaction.</p>
<p>"And then, sir, what did you do next?"</p>
<p>"It was the wet season, Mr. Malone, and my stores were exhausted. I
explored some portion of this huge cliff, but I was unable to find any
way to scale it. The pyramidal rock upon which I saw and shot the
pterodactyl was more accessible. Being something of a cragsman, I did
manage to get half way to the top of that. From that height I had a
better idea of the plateau upon the top of the crags. It appeared to
be very large; neither to east nor to west could I see any end to the
vista of green-capped cliffs. Below, it is a swampy, jungly region,
full of snakes, insects, and fever. It is a natural protection to this
singular country."</p>
<p>"Did you see any other trace of life?"</p>
<p>"No, sir, I did not; but during the week that we lay encamped at the
base of the cliff we heard some very strange noises from above."</p>
<p>"But the creature that the American drew? How do you account for that?"</p>
<p>"We can only suppose that he must have made his way to the summit and
seen it there. We know, therefore, that there is a way up. We know
equally that it must be a very difficult one, otherwise the creatures
would have come down and overrun the surrounding country. Surely that
is clear?"</p>
<p>"But how did they come to be there?"</p>
<p>"I do not think that the problem is a very obscure one," said the
Professor; "there can only be one explanation. South America is, as
you may have heard, a granite continent. At this single point in the
interior there has been, in some far distant age, a great, sudden
volcanic upheaval. These cliffs, I may remark, are basaltic, and
therefore plutonic. An area, as large perhaps as Sussex, has been
lifted up en bloc with all its living contents, and cut off by
perpendicular precipices of a hardness which defies erosion from all
the rest of the continent. What is the result? Why, the ordinary laws
of Nature are suspended. The various checks which influence the
struggle for existence in the world at large are all neutralized or
altered. Creatures survive which would otherwise disappear. You will
observe that both the pterodactyl and the stegosaurus are Jurassic, and
therefore of a great age in the order of life. They have been
artificially conserved by those strange accidental conditions."</p>
<p>"But surely your evidence is conclusive. You have only to lay it
before the proper authorities."</p>
<p>"So in my simplicity, I had imagined," said the Professor, bitterly.
"I can only tell you that it was not so, that I was met at every turn
by incredulity, born partly of stupidity and partly of jealousy. It is
not my nature, sir, to cringe to any man, or to seek to prove a fact if
my word has been doubted. After the first I have not condescended to
show such corroborative proofs as I possess. The subject became
hateful to me—I would not speak of it. When men like yourself, who
represent the foolish curiosity of the public, came to disturb my
privacy I was unable to meet them with dignified reserve. By nature I
am, I admit, somewhat fiery, and under provocation I am inclined to be
violent. I fear you may have remarked it."</p>
<p>I nursed my eye and was silent.</p>
<p>"My wife has frequently remonstrated with me upon the subject, and yet
I fancy that any man of honor would feel the same. To-night, however,
I propose to give an extreme example of the control of the will over
the emotions. I invite you to be present at the exhibition." He
handed me a card from his desk. "You will perceive that Mr. Percival
Waldron, a naturalist of some popular repute, is announced to lecture
at eight-thirty at the Zoological Institute's Hall upon 'The Record of
the Ages.' I have been specially invited to be present upon the
platform, and to move a vote of thanks to the lecturer. While doing
so, I shall make it my business, with infinite tact and delicacy, to
throw out a few remarks which may arouse the interest of the audience
and cause some of them to desire to go more deeply into the matter.
Nothing contentious, you understand, but only an indication that there
are greater deeps beyond. I shall hold myself strongly in leash, and
see whether by this self-restraint I attain a more favorable result."</p>
<p>"And I may come?" I asked eagerly.</p>
<p>"Why, surely," he answered, cordially. He had an enormously massive
genial manner, which was almost as overpowering as his violence. His
smile of benevolence was a wonderful thing, when his cheeks would
suddenly bunch into two red apples, between his half-closed eyes and
his great black beard. "By all means, come. It will be a comfort to
me to know that I have one ally in the hall, however inefficient and
ignorant of the subject he may be. I fancy there will be a large
audience, for Waldron, though an absolute charlatan, has a considerable
popular following. Now, Mr. Malone, I have given you rather more of my
time than I had intended. The individual must not monopolize what is
meant for the world. I shall be pleased to see you at the lecture
to-night. In the meantime, you will understand that no public use is
to be made of any of the material that I have given you."</p>
<p>"But Mr. McArdle—my news editor, you know—will want to know what I
have done."</p>
<p>"Tell him what you like. You can say, among other things, that if he
sends anyone else to intrude upon me I shall call upon him with a
riding-whip. But I leave it to you that nothing of all this appears in
print. Very good. Then the Zoological Institute's Hall at
eight-thirty to-night." I had a last impression of red cheeks, blue
rippling beard, and intolerant eyes, as he waved me out of the room.</p>
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