<p><span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_114" id="Page_114">[Pg 114]</SPAN></span></p>
<h2><SPAN name="The_Goats_on_the_Glacier" id="The_Goats_on_the_Glacier"></SPAN>The Goats on the Glacier.</h2>
<hr style="width: 65%;" />
<h3>CHAPTER I.</h3>
<p>The Heif Goats lived close to the Heifen Glacier,
one of the largest in Switzerland. In fact, their
Châlet, or the cavern which they christened by
that name, overhung the steepest precipice, and was inaccessible
to anyone except its proprietors.</p>
<p>"It is such a comfort to be secluded in these disturbed
times," the Goat-mother often remarked to her husband.
"If I lived near a high road I should never know a <i>moment's</i>
happiness. The children are so giddy, they would be gambolling
about round the very wheels of the char-à-bancs,
turning head over heels for halfpence, before I could cry
Goats-i-tivy!"</p>
<p>The whole glacier valley swarmed with the kin of the
Goat family. There were the bond-slaves who worked for
the peasants, and the free Goats who possessed their own
caves, cultivated their ground industriously, and lived greatly
on the sandwich papers left by tourists in the summer-time.</p>
<p>"Such a treat, especially the light yellow sort with printing,
that always has crumbs in it," said the Goat-mother. "It<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_115" id="Page_115">[Pg 115]</SPAN></span>
makes a delicious meal. We generally have it on fête
days."</p>
<p>The family of the Heif Goats consisted of the Heif-father,
his wife, and their four children, Heinrich, Lizbet, Pyto, and
Lénora.</p>
<p>The young Goats had been brought up with some severity
by their parents, who had old-fashioned notions with regard
to discipline; and three things had been especially enjoined
upon them from their infancy. Always to speak the truth,
never to mess their clean pinafores, and last, but not least,
<i>never</i> to play with the Chamois!</p>
<p>"They are too wild and frivolous," the Goat-mother used
to say, with a nod of her frilled cap. "Such very long
springs are in exceedingly bad taste. The Chamois have
<i>no</i> repose of manner."</p>
<p>Under this system the children grew up very well-behaved.
The daughters worked in the house, the sons helped their
father; and in the evening they all descended to the Glacier
to collect any remnants of food left by the endless stream of
visitors, who all through the summer toiled up to the Eismeer,
and down again to the Inn on the other side of the valley.</p>
<p>These travellers were a perpetual source of interest and
amusement to the Goat family.</p>
<p>They could never quite make out what they were doing,
but the Heif-mother finally decided that their journeys must
be some religious or national observance.</p>
<p>"People would never struggle about on the ice like that<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_116" id="Page_116">[Pg 116]</SPAN></span>—tied
to each other with ropes, too!—unless it was a painful
duty," she said. "I consider it very praiseworthy."</p>
<p>Sometimes the young Goats in their invisible eyrie, would
go off into shouts of merriment as a group of excursionists
crawled slowly into sight; the ladies in their short skirts
and large flapping hats, alpenstock in hand, clinging
desperately to the guides as they ascended every slippery
ice-peak.</p>
<p>But on these occasions the Goat-mother always reproved
them.</p>
<p>"Remember," she would say severely, "that because
people are ridiculous you shouldn't be unmannerly. They
can't help their appearance, poor things! They may think
themselves quite as good as we are."</p>
<p>"Well, at all events, we don't look like <i>that</i>," said Lizbet.
"I am sure you would never allow it."</p>
<p>The principal news from the outer world was brought to
the Heif family by a Stein-bok pedlar, who wandered about
the country with his wares, and was so popular that he was
a friend of all classes, and supplied even the Chamois with
their groceries and tobacco.</p>
<p>He generally arrived at the Châlet on the first of every
month, and spread out his wares on the grass plot in front
of the cave, while the Goat-mother and her children walked
up and down, and bargained good-humouredly for anything
they had taken a fancy to.<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_117" id="Page_117">[Pg 117]</SPAN></span></p>
<hr style="width: 65%;" />
<h3>CHAPTER II.</h3>
<p>It was a bright sunny day, and the Goat-mother sat with
her daughters at the door of the cavern. The Goat-father
had gone off by himself to get some provisions at a village on
the opposite side of the Glacier, and Heinrich and Pyto were
digging in the fields at the back of the Châlet; when the
Stein-bok, in his well-known brown cloth coat, appeared
panting up the narrow pathway.</p>
<p>Throwing himself down on a stone bench, he tossed his
Tyrolese hat on to the ground, and fanned himself with his
handkerchief.</p>
<p>"Good morning, Herr Stein-bok. You seem exhausted,"
said the Goat-mother.</p>
<p>"I am, ma'am, and well I may be. Five miles with
twenty pounds on my back is no joke, I can assure you."</p>
<p>"Shall I bring you a glass of lager-beer?" enquired the
Heif-mother.</p>
<p>"It would be acceptable, ma'am, and then I will tell you my
news. You've heard nothing of the Goat-father, have you?"</p>
<p>"Nothing," said the Goat-mother. "I am beginning to feel
very nervous. I never knew him to stay away two days before."</p>
<p>The Stein-bok looked round darkly.</p>
<p>"I have something to tell you," he whispered. "Prepare
for bad news. The Goat-father has been captured."</p>
<p>The Heif-mother gave a wild shriek, and fell back upon
Lizbet, who was peeling potatoes in the doorway.<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_118" id="Page_118">[Pg 118]</SPAN></span></p>
<p>"When—where—how—who—what?" she cried frantically.
"Tell me at once, or I shall faint away."</p>
<p>"Be calm, ma'am," said the Stein-bok soothingly. "I
heard it from the Chamois, who have a habit of bounding
about everywhere, as you know. Your dear husband reached
the middle of the Glacier in safety, when—being hampered
by a satchel and a green cotton umbrella—he fell in attempting
to jump an ice-pinnacle, and sprained his foot so severely
that he was unable to move. Though he bleated loudly for
help, no one came except some huntsmen who were in search
of Chamois. They picked him up, and dragged him to the
Inn on the other side of the valley, where he was locked up
securely in a shed, and there he is at the present moment."</p>
<p>"My brave Heif in prison! He will never, never survive
it!" cried the Goat-mother, shedding tears in profusion.</p>
<p>"Oh yes he will, ma'am," replied the Stein-bok, "they're
not going to kill him, their idea is to take him down to the
village."</p>
<p>"<i>That</i> they shall never do!" cried the Heif-mother, starting
up, "not if I go myself to rescue him! Go, Lizbet, and call
your brothers. We must consult together immediately."</p>
<p>Lizbet darted off, and the Stein-bok continued.</p>
<p>"I have still something else I must let you know, ma'am.
As our great poet observes—</p>
<div class="poem">
<span class="i0">'Whenever green food fades away,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Some dire misfortune comes the self-same day.'<br/></span></div>
<p><span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_119" id="Page_119">[Pg 119]</SPAN></span></p>
<p>In plain words, troubles never come singly. I discovered
while having a friendly game of dominoes with
the Head Chamois, that they intend to seize
upon your house next Tuesday, in the
absence of the Heif-father."</p>
<p>"And to-day is Friday!"
shrieked the Goat-mother.
"Oh!
this is hard
indeed!"</p>
<div class="figcenter"> <ANTIMG src="images/image143.png" width-obs="307" height-obs="400" alt="The Goats" title="The Goats" /></div>
<p><span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_120" id="Page_120">[Pg 120]</SPAN></span></p>
<p>"Compose yourself, ma'am, and listen to my advice,"
said the Pedlar. "You lock up your house, or leave me in
charge with Lizbet and Lénora, and you and the two other
children start off at once to ask the help of the Goat-king.
He is a mild, humane creature, and will very likely order
out a detachment of the 'Free-will' goats to help to defend
your household."</p>
<p>"That is the only thing to do," said the Goat-mother
mournfully. "I certainly know the way, for of course I
have always been to the yearly Goat Assembly, but I always
started three days before the meeting, and went down the
back of the mountain, over the slopes. I don't know how
I'm to manage the short cut."</p>
<p>"Oh, easy enough, ma'am," replied the Stein-bok; "you'll
get on very well. Don't go in goloshes, though, for they
will be sure to catch on the nails. I wouldn't wear my
waterproof mantle either—too large for a walking tour.
Put on a shawl, and tie it round you."</p>
<p>By this time Heinrich and Pyto had hastily dressed
themselves in out-door costume, and the Goat-mother was
rushing about her house, collecting an extraordinary number
of things, which the Stein-bok had some difficulty in
persuading her not to take with her.</p>
<p>"<i>Not</i> sugar nippers, ma'am, I <i>beg</i>; or your large work-box,
or the mincing machine! Quite useless on a long journey;
and your best cap you won't want, I assure you."</p>
<p>"I thought I might perhaps wait a moment in the ante<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_121" id="Page_121">[Pg 121]</SPAN></span>-room
and put it on before entering the presence of Royalty,"
bleated the Goat-mother. "But no doubt you know best."</p>
<p>The luggage was at last reduced to a small leather handbag;
and the Goat-mother, after solemnly bestowing her
blessing on Lizbet and Lénora, and the door-key on the
Stein-bok, set off down the garden path with her children,
upon their adventures.</p>
<hr style="width: 65%;" />
<h3>CHAPTER III.</h3>
<p>Meanwhile, the Goat-father was languishing in a dark
shed attached to the Inn on the other side of the Glacier.
His bleats had failed to attract any attention. In fact the
only person who had heard him at all, had been an old Goat-slave,
who while browsing on the hillside with a bell round
his neck, had been attracted by the cries, and creeping up to
the shed, peeped through a crack to see what could be the
matter.</p>
<p>"Is there anyone near?" enquired the Goat-father in a
whisper.</p>
<p>"No. There's a party in the Inn, but they are too busy
eating to take any notice of us. I am just loitering here, in
case there should be any pieces of sandwich paper flying
about."</p>
<p>"Is there any chance of my making my escape?" enquired
the Heif-father. "Are they very watchful people?"<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_122" id="Page_122">[Pg 122]</SPAN></span></p>
<p>"Excessively so," replied the old Slave. "I've never
been able to get away for the last ten years."</p>
<p>The Goat-father groaned. "Then it wouldn't be possible
for you to take a message to my family?"</p>
<p>"Quite impossible, my dear friend, I assure you. Can't
you find any crack in the shed where you could break
through?"</p>
<p>"There's <i>nothing</i>," cried the Goat-father. "I've searched
round and round, and the door is as strong and tight as a prison."</p>
<p>"Well, I'll go off and see if I can find a messenger," said
the old Slave good-naturedly. "Perhaps the old fox would
manage it."</p>
<p>"A fox! Oh, I don't think <i>that</i> would do," said the Heif-father.
"It mightn't be safe for my family."</p>
<p>"Oh, <i>he's</i> all right," said the Slave. "He's been in captivity
so long, it's taken all the spirit out of him. He might
live in a farmyard. He's a good-natured creature, too, and
I daresay he'll go to oblige me."</p>
<p>The Goat-father pulled a band and buckle off his necktie,
and poked it under the door.</p>
<p>"Not to eat!" he whispered warningly, "but for the fox
to take with him, that my wife may know the message comes
from me; and be quick about it, my good friend, for I really
am positively starving!"</p>
<p>"All right," said the old Goat, "I'll send the fox off, and
come back in a few minutes to bring you some stale cabbage
leaves."<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_123" id="Page_123">[Pg 123]</SPAN></span></p>
<p>"A friend in need, is a friend indeed!" murmured the
Goat-father; and went to sleep that night with more hope
than he had felt since the moment of his capture.</p>
<hr style="width: 65%;" />
<h3>CHAPTER IV.</h3>
<p>"Come along, mother," cried Heinrich, grasping the Heif-mother's
hand as they left the garden before their Châlet,
and commenced the dangerous descent of the mountain.</p>
<p>Far below them they could see the great stretch of the
dazzlingly white Glacier, with its rents and fissures shining
greenly in the sunshine. On either side rose bare crags
topped with grass, and above all, the snowy summits of
the mountains.</p>
<p>The first part of the journey led along a narrow pathway,
which the Goat-mother managed very successfully, but when
they came to the precipice on which rough iron spikes had
been driven at long intervals to assist the climber, her heart
failed her, and in spite of her desire to hurry, she entangled
her shawl and dress so constantly on the nails, that her
children began to fear she would never reach the level of
the Glacier.</p>
<p>At last, however, the little party succeeded in making their
way across the Eismeer, and arrived without further mishap
at the river leading to the Goat-King's Palace.</p>
<p>This river flowed on the centre of the Glacier, between<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_124" id="Page_124">[Pg 124]</SPAN></span>
steep banks of transparent ice, every now and again disappearing
into some vast cavern, where it swept with a
hollow echoing under the ice-field.</p>
<p>"Follow me, mother," said Heinrich. "I see the
entrance to the Palace just in front of us."</p>
<p>The Goat-mother gathered up her skirts, and assisted by
Pyto, began to scramble down the bank to the side of the
streamlet.</p>
<p>"Where is the boat kept?" she enquired.</p>
<p>"In a snowdrift close to the entrance," replied Heinrich.
"Don't jump about near the crevasses, Pyto, and I'll go and
fetch it."</p>
<p>The boat was soon dragged from its hiding place, and
Heinrich paddled it to the spot where the Goat-mother was
resting on a snow-bank.</p>
<p>She embarked with some nervousness, clutching desperately
at her handbag. They pushed off, and were immediately
carried by the current through the little round opening of
the cave into the pale green glistening depths of the
mysterious world beyond.</p>
<hr style="width: 65%;" />
<h3>CHAPTER V.</h3>
<p>There was no need for the Heif family to row. They were
swept along past the ice walls, and in a few minutes reached
the Goat-King's landing-place. A small inlet with a flat<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_125" id="Page_125">[Pg 125]</SPAN></span>
shore, on which were arranged two camp stools and a piece
of red carpet.</p>
<p>"Here we are at last, dear children," said the Goat-mother.
"What a relief it is, to be sure! Is my bonnet
straight, Pyto? and do pull your blouse down. Your hair is
all standing on end, Heinrich! How I wish the Stein-bok
had allowed me to bring a pocket-comb!"</p>
<p>The Court Porter, seated in a bee-hive chair, came forward
as soon as he saw them, to ask their business.</p>
<p>"The Goat-King is at home to-day till five o'clock," he
said. "If you will step this way, I will introduce you
immediately."</p>
<p>The Goat-mother trembling in every limb—for she had
never had a private interview with Royalty before—clutched
a child in each hand and followed the Porter.</p>
<p>They passed down two passages, and finally reached a
large ice-grotto, with a row of windows opening on to a wide
crevasse.</p>
<p>The room was filled with a flickering green light that yet
rendered everything distinctly visible.</p>
<p>On a carved maple chair on the top of a dais sat the
Goat-King—a snow-white Goat with mauve eyes and beard;
completely surrounded with cuckoo clocks, and festoons of
yellow wood table-napkin rings, and paper-cutters. The
walls seemed to be covered with them, and the pendulums
of the clocks were swinging in every direction.</p>
<p>"The King thinks it right to patronize native art," said<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_126" id="Page_126">[Pg 126]</SPAN></span>
the Goat-Queen, who with three of the Princesses had come
forward graciously to welcome the visitors.</p>
<p>"I find the striking rather trying at times, especially as
they don't all do it at once, and sometimes one cuckoo
hasn't finished <i>ten</i> before the others are at <i>twelve</i> again."</p>
<p>"I wish all the works would go wrong!" muttered one
of the Princesses crossly. "An ice-cavern full of cuckoo
clocks is a poor fate for one of the Royal Family!"</p>
<p>"We <i>must</i> encourage industries," said the Queen. "It
is a duty of our position. I should rather the industries
were noiseless, but we can't choose."</p>
<p>"Bead necklaces and Venetian glass would have been
more suitable," said the Princess, who had been very well
educated, "or even brass-work and embroidered table-cloths.
We might have draped the cavern with <i>them</i>."</p>
<p>At this moment there was a violent whirring amongst the
clocks; doors flew open in all directions, and cuckoos of
every size and description darted out, shook themselves
violently, and the air was filled with such a deafening noise
that the Goat-mother threw her apron over her head, and
the Goat-children buried their ears in her skirts, and clung
round her in terror.</p>
<p>"Merely four o'clock; nothing to make such a fuss
about," said the Goat-King. "And now, when we can
hear ourselves speak, you shall tell me what you have
come for."</p>
<p>As the voice of the last cuckoo died away in a series of<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_127" id="Page_127">[Pg 127]</SPAN></span>
jerks, the Goat-mother advanced, and threw herself on her
knees before the Royal Family, first spreading out her
homespun apron to keep the cold off.</p>
<p>The King listened to her tale with interest, and his mauve
eyes sparkled.</p>
<p>"If this is true," he cried fiercely, "the Chamois shall be
crushed! My official pen, Princess; and a large sheet of
note paper!"</p>
<p>"Rest yourself, petitioner, you must be tired," said the
Queen, and pointed to a row of carved and inlaid Tyrolese
chairs that stood against the wall.</p>
<p>The Goat-mother and her children seated themselves
gratefully, and as they did so, a burst of music floated upon
the air, several tunes struggling together for the mastery.</p>
<p>"Yes; it's very unpleasant, isn't it?" said the Goat-Queen,
seeing the expression of surprise and uneasiness that
showed itself on the visitors' faces. "We're obliged to
have all the chairs made like that, to encourage the trade in
musical boxes. I get very tired of it, I assure you, and I often
stand up all day, just for the sake of peace and quietness.
I really <i>dread</i> sitting down!"</p>
<p>Meanwhile, the Goat-King was busily writing, covering his
white paws with ink in the process; and the Queen, in a very
loud voice to make herself heard, was conversing with the
Goat-mother about her household affairs.</p>
<p>"Supplies are most difficult to procure in this secluded
spot," she said mournfully. "Would you believe me, that<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_128" id="Page_128">[Pg 128]</SPAN></span>
last week we dined <i>every</i> day off boiled Geneva newspapers
and cabbage? So monotonous, and the King gets quite
angry!"</p>
<p>"I wish we could live on boiled cuckoos!" cried the eldest
Princess, who with her sisters was seated on a bench by the
window, spinning; the pale green light of the Glacier shining
upon their white dresses, and the little brown spinning-wheels
that whirred so rapidly before them.</p>
<p>"Petitioner, the order is ready," said the King at this
moment, waving a large envelope. "Go straight home,
and send this paper round to all the Goats of the neighbourhood.
It is an order to the 'Free-will' Goats, to arm,
and assemble at your house for the defence of your family,
and the rescue of the Heif-father."</p>
<p>The Goat-mother curtsied to the ground, kissed the Queen's
hand, and retired with Heinrich and Pyto through the
passages to the landing place.</p>
<p>At the last moment one of the Princesses came running
after the Goat-mother, to press a cuckoo clock upon her, as
a parting present from the Queen.</p>
<p>The clock was large, and they had some difficulty in getting
it into the boat, but the Goat-mother did not dare to refuse it.</p>
<p>With the Porter's help they got off at last, and started
upon the return voyage, Heinrich and Pyto rowing their
hardest; for the current swept through the ice-caves with
such force that the Goat-mother had some difficulty in
steering.<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_129" id="Page_129">[Pg 129]</SPAN></span></p>
<p>As they came out into the daylight, they saw that
the sun was almost setting, and a faint pink light tinged the
snow-fields, and the tops of the distant mountains.</p>
<p>"We must hurry, or we shan't be back by nightfall!"
said the Goat-mother nervously; and they landed on an ice-block,
covered up the boat again in its hiding place, and set
off towards home, across the Glacier.</p>
<hr style="width: 65%;" />
<h3>CHAPTER VI.</h3>
<p>The weary travellers almost sank with fatigue as they
stumbled over the rough ice.</p>
<p>In addition to the handbag, they now had the cuckoo
clock, and though Heinrich had insisted on carrying it
strapped on his back like a knapsack, his mother could see
that he became more and more exhausted, and at last
she determined on taking it from him and carrying it
herself.</p>
<p>The difficulty was heightened by the fact that the clock
continued to tick, and the cuckoo to bound out of the door
at unexpected moments, startling the Goat-mother so, that
she almost dropped it.</p>
<p>"It's the shaking that puts its works out," said Heinrich.
"Hold on tight, mother, and we shall get it home safely
at last!"</p>
<p>"I wish it was at the bottom of the Glacier!" groaned the<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_130" id="Page_130">[Pg 130]</SPAN></span>
Goat-mother, staggering along; her bonnet nearly falling off,
her shawl trailing on the snow behind her.</p>
<p>"Be careful, Pyto! Careless Goat!" she cried. "Test
the snow-bridges carefully with your alpenstock before you
venture on them!"</p>
<p>But Pyto, who was young and giddy, went gamboling on;
until suddenly, without even time for a bleat of terror, he
fell crashing through the rotten ice, and disappeared from
view into one of the largest crevasses.</p>
<p>"Goats-i-tivy!" cried the Goat-mother. "He's gone!
Oh, my darling child, where are you?"</p>
<p>The cuckoo clock was thrown aside, and she ran to the
edge of the crack and peered down frantically.</p>
<p>"All right, mother," said a voice, sounding very faint and
hollow, "I've stuck in a hole. Let me down something, and
perhaps I can scramble out again."</p>
<p>"What have we got to let down?" said the Goat-mother.
"Not a ball of string amongst us! Oh, if ever we go on a
journey again, I'll never, <i>never</i> listen to the Stein-bok."</p>
<p>"Well, mother, we must make the best of what we have,"
cried Heinrich. "Take your shawl off and tear it into
strips. We <i>may</i> be able to make a rope long enough to
reach him—anyhow we'll try!"</p>
<p>The Goat-mother consented eagerly, though her shawl was
one she was particularly fond of. She snatched it off, and taking
out her scissors, she soon cut it into pieces, which Heinrich
knotted one to the other, and lowered into the crevasse.<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_131" id="Page_131">[Pg 131]</SPAN></span></p>
<p>"Can you reach it?" he cried, putting his head as far over
the edge as possible, and peering into the green depths.</p>
<p>The Goat-mother leant over, too; but in stooping her
head her bonnet became loosened, and slid with a loud
<i>swish</i> down the ice, darting from side to side until it
disappeared from sight in the darkness.</p>
<p>"Oh, what misfortunes! My child, my shawl, and my
bonnet, <i>all</i> gone together!" she cried, wringing her hands.
"Take hold of the rope, my Pyto, and let us at all events
rescue <i>you</i>!"</p>
<p>"All right, mother," cried the distant voice. "Don't drag
me up till I call out '<i>Pull</i>.'"</p>
<p>In a few minutes the Goat-mother and Heinrich, listening
intently, heard the welcome shout, and pulling both together
they landed Pyto—very much bruised and shaken, but not
otherwise hurt—upon the Glacier beside them.</p>
<p>"Oh, what a warning!" cried the Goat-mother, and after
embracing Pyto warmly, she turned to look for the cuckoo
clock. But it had tobogganed down a steep bank into an
ice stream close by, and was floating away in the distance,
<i>cuckooing</i> at intervals as it danced up and down upon the
water.</p>
<p>Two travellers who had just reached the opposite bank,
paused in astonishment to listen.</p>
<p>"You see," said one, "this proves what I have always
told you. Nothing is impossible to Nature. You may even
hear cuckoos on a Glacier!"<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_132" id="Page_132">[Pg 132]</SPAN></span></p>
<hr style="width: 65%;" />
<h3>CHAPTER VII.</h3>
<p>The Goat-mother arrived at home in a pitiable state of
cold and exhaustion, but she was much cheered by finding
the house in good order, and a warm supper awaiting her,
prepared by the hands of the careful Stein-bok.</p>
<p>Lizbet and Lénora immediately started off with the Royal
Order; which was sealed with a large crown of red sealing
wax fastening down a wisp of mauve hair.</p>
<p>The next morning all the Goats of the neighbourhood
collected in a secret cavern, where they held a patriotic
meeting, and discussed their plans for the rescue and protection
of the Heif-father.</p>
<p>Six of the strongest and most daring spirits were to start
that afternoon for the Inn on the other side of the Glacier,
while the rest of the Free-will corps would take it in turns
to remain in ambush in the Heif-goat's garden, in case the
Chamois should attempt their raid before the day they had
appointed.</p>
<p>They all agreed that the corps should be armed to the
teeth, and there was such a demand for sandpaper that the
store in the Stein-bok's pack was soon exhausted.</p>
<p>"A rusty sword is all the deadlier, when it once gets in,"
said the Goat-Lieutenant. "I shan't trouble myself about
petty details."</p>
<p>The Heif-father rescue party started to cross the Glacier<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_133" id="Page_133">[Pg 133]</SPAN></span>
as soon as it became twilight—for they did not wish to
attract attention.</p>
<p>The Lieutenant carried a blunderbuss, but the five privates
were more lightly armed with a collection of rapiers, carving
knives, daggers, spears, and sword-sticks.</p>
<p>Their uniforms were varied, but each wore a mauve badge
on his hat, with the motto—"Goats and justice."</p>
<p>After half-an-hour's steady walking they reached the
opposite mountain, and climbing the ladders that led to
the Inn, they skirted the Châlet carefully, hiding behind
the loose rocks and bushes until they were well in the
shadow of the outbuildings.</p>
<p>"Where are you, Herr Heif?" bleated the Lieutenant in
a low tone. "We are friends. You needn't be alarmed."</p>
<p>"In here," answered a cautious voice from one of the
larger sheds. "You can't get in, though—there's no hope
of breaking the door open. Iron staples and bars, and the
strongest hinges. How many of you are there?"</p>
<p>"Six," replied the Lieutenant. "Free-will Goats, armed
to the teeth!"</p>
<p>"You might look at the place and see if you can find a
crack anywhere," whispered the Goat-father.</p>
<p>The Lieutenant and his followers walked slowly round
the house, examining it at every point; but it was all built
of strong tree trunks tanned brown by the sunshine.
Suddenly his eye lighted upon a small window. It was
very high up and quite out of reach of anyone within, but<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_134" id="Page_134">[Pg 134]</SPAN></span>
the Lieutenant thought that by standing on something he
might be able to raise himself sufficiently to reach it, and
cut away the glass.</p>
<p>"Is there anything inside that <i>you</i> could stand upon?"
he enquired.</p>
<p>There was silence, and a sound of scuffling; then the
voice of the Heif-goat: "I've been examining things, and
there are two barrels. I think I could put one on the top
of the other. They <i>might</i> reach to the window, but it has
two great wooden bars, I couldn't break through."</p>
<p>"Leave that to us," said the Lieutenant, and he turned
to his followers.</p>
<p>"Two of you get on each other's shoulders, and then
<i>I</i> will be assisted up. The other three mount in the same
way by my side," he said quickly. "We who are at the
top will cut through the window frame with our knives,
collect the glass, and drag out the Goat-father in no
time."</p>
<p>This plan was carried out, and in spite of the unsteady
position of the topmost Goats, and the uncomfortable shaking
of the lower ones, the wooden bars were at length sawn
through, and the glass carefully gathered together by the
Lieutenant in his felt hat.</p>
<p>"Steady!" cried the Lieutenant, "I'm coming down in a
minute, and you're beginning to shake about so, I can hardly
keep my balance. Hi! Do you hear me? Steady, there!"</p>
<p>"I can't stand this a moment longer—my legs are giving<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_135" id="Page_135">[Pg 135]</SPAN></span>
way beneath me!" bleated the lower Goat. "I know I
shall double up!"</p>
<p>As he spoke his feet slipped from under him, and he fell
full length upon the hillside, carrying the others with him;
and there they all lay in a confused heap, scarcely able to
realize what had happened to them.</p>
<p>Fortunately, however, no one was seriously hurt. They
picked themselves up and went to work again with renewed
vigour.</p>
<p>"Climb up now, Herr Heif!" cried the Lieutenant. "Put
your head out, and gradually lower yourself. We'll stand
below and catch you."</p>
<p>"I'm a little afraid, for I know I should fall heavy!" said
the Goat-father, in a quavering voice; but he did as he was
told, and shutting his eyes firmly, he slipped from the
window-sill and fell with a heavy <i>flop</i> into the arms waiting
to receive him.</p>
<hr style="width: 65%;" />
<h3>CHAPTER VIII.</h3>
<p>The Goat-mother had lit a comfortable fire in the Heif
Châlet, and the Goat-father's slippers were warming against
the stove; when a sound of approaching voices and footsteps
made her start up in excited expectation.</p>
<p>The voices came nearer and nearer. Now she could distinguish
the National Goat Song, and in another moment<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_136" id="Page_136">[Pg 136]</SPAN></span>
the door flew open, and Herr Heif rushed in accompanied
by his rescuers.</p>
<p>The children screamed, the Goat-mother wept tears of
joy; and after a general rejoicing, the whole party sat down
to a comfortable meal, during which the Lieutenant's health
was drunk by the Goat-family amidst loud cheering.</p>
<p>"I am sorry we can't invite the whole <i>corps</i>," said the
Goat-mother. "It's very cold for them outside, but the
fact is I haven't sufficient crockery. As it is, I am forced
to make use of oyster shells and the flower pot, though it's
very much against my principles."</p>
<p>"Hush!" said the Goat-father, "there's someone knocking!"</p>
<p>There was indeed a hurried rapping at the door, and one
of the Watch-Goats put in his head to say that the band of
Chamois were seen advancing towards the Châlet.</p>
<p>The tallow candle was immediately put out, the Lieutenant
and his detachment seized their weapons, and concealed
themselves behind the door, and the Goat-mother and her
children were shut up in an inner room, where they waited
in fear and trembling.</p>
<p>On came the Chamois with noiseless leaps, bounding into
the garden, and approaching the front door with the utmost
caution. Everything appeared to be turning out according
to their expectations, and they already saw themselves in
imagination seated in the Heif-house, revelling in the
contents of the Goat-mother's store cupboard.</p>
<p>Their long green coats fluttered in the air, the large<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_137" id="Page_137">[Pg 137]</SPAN></span>
bunches of edelweiss in their hats, glistened in the moonlight.</p>
<p>But a low, clear whistle suddenly sounded.</p>
<p>Each Goat sprang from his hiding place, and with a rush
that took the Chamois completely by surprise, they fell
upon the invaders, and drove them over the precipice.</p>
<p>It was a real triumph; for the Chamois flew down the
mountain in the wildest confusion, falling down, and darting
over each other in their hurry, and never stopping until they
had reached their own haunts in the region of the distant
Eismeer.</p>
<p>"A glorious victory!" cried the Lieutenant, "and not a
drop of blood shed."</p>
<p>As to the Goat-mother, she had passed through such a
moment of terror that she had to be assisted out of the
back room by three of the guard, and revived with a cabbage
leaf before she could recover herself. She then embraced
everyone all round, and the Goat-father broached a barrel
of lager-beer; while the tame Fox from the Inn (who had
appeared at the Châlet soon after the departure of the
rescue party) ran about supplying the visitors with
tumblers.</p>
<p>The next day the Free-will Goats were disbanded, and
returned to their homes; after receiving in public the thanks
of the Goat-King for their distinguished behaviour, and a
carved matchbox each "For valour in face of the horns of
the enemy."</p>
<p>The Stein-bok Pedlar was begged to make his home at the<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_138" id="Page_138">[Pg 138]</SPAN></span>
Heif Châlet, but he loved his wandering life too much to
settle down.</p>
<p>"Keep the tame Fox instead of me, ma'am," he said, as
he shook hands warmly with his friends at parting. "The
poor creature is miserable in captivity."</p>
<p>He then made the Goat-mother a handsome present of
all his remaining groceries, and departed once more upon
his travels.</p>
<p>That same afternoon a special messenger from the Goat-King
arrived with an inlaid musical chair, "as a slight token
of regard," for the Heif-father.</p>
<p>"Well, at all events, it's better than a cuckoo clock," said
the Goat-mother resignedly, "but let me warn you seriously
<i>never to sit down upon it</i>! I know its ways, and though kindly
meant, I should have preferred paper-knives!"</p>
<hr style="width: 65%;" />
<div style="break-after:column;"></div><br />