<h2>CHAPTER III</h2>
<h3>WHEREIN I MEET THE PIRATE</h3>
<div class='unindent'><span class='smcap'>We</span> were soon out of the narrow Soho street, and I
observed that the time was just half-past ten as Winter
steered us carefully through Piccadilly Circus. Colonel
Maitland occupied a seat behind while I sat beside
Winter.</div>
<p>The car my friend drove was a magnificent 22-horse
Daimler, built to his own specification and capable of
doing considerably more than any car I had hitherto
been privileged to ride upon. Of course while passing
through the streets there was little chance of exhibiting its
capabilities. Yet even there, the way the car glided in
and out of the traffic, delicately responsive to the slightest
touch of the steering wheel, was sufficient evidence of
its quality to set the most nervous passenger at ease. As
it was as yet too early for the after theatre traffic to fill
the streets and compel us to stop every few minutes, we
followed the main road up Oxford Street as far as the
Marble Arch. There we turned to the right. Once
clear of the narrow part of the Edgeware Road, Winter
put on his second speed and a very few minutes seemed<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_22" id="Page_22">[22]</SPAN></span>
to have passed before we were bumping over a rough bit
of roadway by Cricklewood.</p>
<p>"There's not much of this," said Winter, cheerily
over his shoulder to the Colonel.</p>
<p>Our gastronomic friend merely grunted for reply, and
I should have thought him to be asleep had not the red
glow of his cigar assured me that he was still awake.</p>
<p>Winter jammed on his third speed and the hedges
began to fly past us. We were in the country now and
were able to appreciate the fineness of the night. Indeed
it was a perfect night. The air was sharp but without
sting. The moon shone with a clear brilliance which
betokened rain in the near future. The road was clean
and dry, and there was no dust in the air except the thin
cloud which floated behind us. We passed the Welsh
Harp without a check, and not until we reached Edgeware
did Winter revert to his second speed. We ran through
the little town with only momentary slackening of pace,
and so we sped onwards until we opened the stretch of
road leading to Brockley Hill. Here Winter, seeing the
road clear ahead, jammed on his highest speed and the
wheels droned like a hive of bees as we darted towards
the incline. We were half way up the hill before
Winter found it necessary to transform his speed into
power, and we finished the ascent with ease. Then
once more the order was third speed, and we whirled
away through Elstree and passed through Radlett a bare
half hour from the time we started.</p>
<p>Just at this time I looked back to see how Colonel<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_23" id="Page_23">[23]</SPAN></span>
Maitland fared. His cigar no longer glowed, though it
was still tightly held between his teeth. His head was
bent forward, and the regular and gentle murmur which
came from his nose proclaimed that he slept. I had just
mentioned the fact to Winter, and had turned again to
assure myself that he was comfortably wrapped in his
rug, when I thought I saw on the road behind me
another car.</p>
<p>"Hullo!" I said to Winter. "There's another chap
coming on behind us. Without lights, too!"</p>
<p>A slight bend in the road shut out the view, however,
and made me doubt whether or no my eyes had been
deceiving me.</p>
<p>"Pooh!" replied Winter. "We've passed nothing
on the road, and at the pace we've been travelling there's
not another car owned in this district we should not
have left miles behind us, even if it had started at the
same time as ourselves. You must have mistaken some
of the shadows from the trees. How much of that port
did you drink?"</p>
<p>I laughed, but as we had now reached a straight
stretch of road I looked back again.</p>
<p>"I'm right," I said. "There is another car, and by
jove! It's coming up hand over fist."</p>
<p>"What?" shouted Winter. "What?"</p>
<p>He clearly did not appreciate the idea of being overtaken
by any one, for he whipped on his highest speed
and jammed down the accelerator. The change was
enormous. Our powerful car, relieved from all restraint,<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_24" id="Page_24">[24]</SPAN></span>
simply leaped through the air. Winter gave a pleased
laugh as he steadied her with the wheel.</p>
<p>"If the stranger can catch us now I shall believe it's
the Motor Pirate himself," he remarked in a pleased
tone, that showed how proud he was of his own car.</p>
<p>Our progress was so exhilarating that I wanted to
shout defiance to the stranger; yet I was so fascinated
with the pace we were travelling, that I could not take
my eyes from the road which uncoiled before us.</p>
<p>Suddenly a humming sound forced itself upon my
ear. For a moment I thought it was due to the whirr
of our own wheels. Then it struck me that the note
was a higher one. I half turned. The other car was
within a yard or two of us. In another second it was
level and, running without any visible vibration, indeed,
without any noise save the snore of the wheels as they
raced round, the stranger slackened speed and ran by
our side.</p>
<p>Winter cast a hasty glance at the strange car, and
I saw him bite his lip with annoyance at finding his
Daimler so outpaced.</p>
<p>One glance at the stranger was enough to tell me
with whom we had to deal. In the brilliant moonlight,
the boat-shaped car with its sharp prow, the almost
invisible wheels, the masked occupant, assured me that
the evening papers <ins title="Transcriber's Note: original reads 'has'">had</ins> not been the victims of a
hoax.</p>
<p>"It's the Motor Pirate himself," I said to Winter,
and my voice was hoarse with excitement.<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_25" id="Page_25">[25]</SPAN></span></p>
<p>"Motor Pirate be d——d!" replied Winter. What
more he would have said I do not know, for at this
moment the stranger turning his mask towards us called
out in the most urbane manner—</p>
<p>"I must trouble you gentlemen to stop that car."</p>
<p>Winter at the best of times is of rather a peppery
disposition, and whenever any one requires him to pull
up, his temper invariably gets the better of his manners.
His reply was an unnecessarily verbose, and needlessly
forcible negative.</p>
<p>I heard the stranger chuckle. "I really must trouble
you to obey my wishes," he replied, with ironic courtesy.
"Otherwise I shall be compelled to do some damage to
that car of yours, a proceeding I always try to avoid if
possible."</p>
<p>"Do what you please," was in effect Winter's luridly
adjectived answer.</p>
<p>"If you do not pull up within thirty seconds your
fate will be upon your own heads," said the stranger,
shortly, as he laid his hand upon a lever.</p>
<p>His car leapt away from ours, and though we were
running nearly sixty miles an hour, we might have been
standing still, he dropped us so rapidly. In fifteen
seconds he had vanished in a cloud of dust ahead.</p>
<p>"I'm going to stop," said Winter, abruptly. He
suited the action to the word, and none too soon.</p>
<p>Again we heard the curious drone of the strange car
as it swooped down upon us, coming to a sudden halt a
yard distant, with really beautiful precision.<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_26" id="Page_26">[26]</SPAN></span></p>
<p>"What do you want?" shouted Winter, in his
gruffest tones.</p>
<p>"I'm glad to find you have had the wisdom to do as
I desired you," said the Motor Pirate; for it was indeed
he with whom we were now face to face. "It would
have deeply grieved me to wreck so good a car as that
you have there. A Daimler, I believe?"</p>
<p>"Oh, d——n your compliments! What is it you
want?" growled Winter.</p>
<p>"Merely any articles of jewellery and any money you
may happen to have about you," remarked the stranger,
pleasantly.</p>
<p>I saw the moonlight glitter on the barrel of a revolver
as he spoke, and he now lifted the weapon and
pointed it towards us.</p>
<p>"I do not wish to proceed to extremities, and, as I
gather from your speech that I am dealing with gentlemen"—really
Winter's language had fully warranted
the sarcasm—"if you will give me your word of honour
that you will hand over to me all articles of value in
your possession, I will leave your car untouched. If, on
the contrary, you decline to oblige me, I shall be under
the disagreeable necessity of ruining that very handsome
car you are driving. I do not like to hurry you, but I
am afraid I must ask you to come to a speedy decision
on the matter, for these roads in the vicinity of London
are not quite so secluded as one of my profession could
wish."</p>
<p>He delivered this speech with an air of mock<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_27" id="Page_27">[27]</SPAN></span>
politeness, which made Winter writhe. He did not,
however, reply. I think he was too angry.</p>
<p>"Come, gentlemen! Make up your minds. Your
money or your—car!"</p>
<p>He made a slight pause before he said the word
"car," and his fingers played with the revolver in a
manner that sent a cold shiver down my spine.</p>
<p>"It's his turn now," I whispered to Winter. "It may
be ours presently."</p>
<p>"Come, come, gentlemen!" said the stranger again;
"do you give me your words?"</p>
<p>"D——n you! I suppose we must," jerked out
Winter, almost inarticulate with rage.</p>
<p>"Each of you will dismount in turn and lay the
contents of your pockets before me here." He indicated
a level shelf, which formed apparently part of the casing
of one of the wheels. "I must insist upon seeing the
linings of your pockets; and I need hardly warn you that
it will be extremely undesirable for you to make any
movement liable to misconstruction. This toy"—he
lifted his pistol—"has a very delicate touch. Now,
gentlemen. One at a time, please, and do not wait to
discuss the question of precedence. I am quite willing
to overlook any little informality."</p>
<p>I listened closely to his speech, but the voice was so
muffled by the mask he wore, that I felt I should be
unable to recognize it again. Only one point I was
assured upon—that the Pirate was an educated man.</p>
<p>Meanwhile what were we to do? All sorts of wild<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_28" id="Page_28">[28]</SPAN></span>
plans were darting through my brain, and I knew that
Winter's mind must be equally active. But out of the
medley no coherent scheme took shape. Winter dismounted,
and, throwing off his overcoat, advanced into
the brilliant circle of light cast by our lamps, and proceeded
to empty his pockets. He laid his note-case, his
watch and chain, and sovereign-purse upon the car in
front of the highwayman, and, in obedience to a further
command, added the diamond which shone upon his
little finger, and another which adorned his shirt-front,
to the pile. Then he resumed his place in the car, and
I passed through a similar humiliating ordeal. All the
while the stranger kept up a flow of apologies for the
inconvenience which his necessities compelled him to
occasion us. I kept silence, though I must confess the
effort was a considerable strain upon my temper. Still,
a pistol with a business man at the butt end of it, is of
considerable assistance in preventing the exhibition of
annoyance.</p>
<p>"If the other gentleman will make haste, I shall be
the sooner able to relieve you of my unwelcome society,"
the Pirate remarked, as I returned to our car after
handing over all the valuables in my possession.</p>
<p>In the excitement, I had, until this moment, entirely
forgotten the presence of Colonel Maitland; and now,
looking closely at him, I discovered that he was still in
happy ignorance of the <i>contretemps</i> which had befallen
us. Swathed in rugs, he was propped up on the seat
behind us slumbering peacefully. A smile was upon his<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_29" id="Page_29">[29]</SPAN></span>
rosy face, and ever and again he smacked his lips. He
must have been dreaming of a finer vintage than ever
terrestrial vineyard produced.</p>
<p>"What the deuce can we do?" I asked Winter.</p>
<p>"Hullo, Colonel!" shouted my friend.</p>
<p>"What's the matter?" inquired the Pirate. "Does
your friend refuse to acknowledge the compact?"</p>
<p>"I'm afraid he can hardly be said to be a party to
it," I replied. "He has dined, and now he sleeps."</p>
<p>"Well, you will awaken him less roughly than I
shall," was the retort.</p>
<p>"Any one who knows Colonel Maitland is aware
that he is exceedingly annoyed if awakened from his
after-dinner nap," I urged.</p>
<p>"Colonel Maitland? Colonel Maitland the
gourmet?"</p>
<p>"You know him?" said Winter.</p>
<p>The Pirate laughed pleasantly. "I have met him
on one occasion, and, as some slight return for a very
excellent dinner which he ordered, and for which—doubtless
by an oversight—he left me to pay, I will not trouble
you to awaken him on this occasion. I wish you good
evening, gentlemen."</p>
<p>As he finished speaking he backed his car for a few
yards. His hand moved to a lever. The car turned.
He waved the hand which was disengaged, and in a
moment he was gone, attaining at once a speed, which,
until then I had thought it impossible for a motor-car
ever to achieve.<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_30" id="Page_30">[30]</SPAN></span></p>
<p>Both Winter and I sat stock still, gazing after the
fast disappearing car. We could not watch it for long;
as in fifteen seconds it was out of sight, and even the
dust-cloud it had raised in its progress had cleared.</p>
<p>Then Winter turned to me and muttered a few
expletives gently in my ear. I followed his example
and we both felt better, at least I think so; for, without
rhyme or reason, Winter burst into a fit of laughter,
and I followed his example, though I cannot explain
now, any more than I could have done then, why I
laughed.</p>
<p>When we had done laughing, Winter turned to me
and said—</p>
<p>"Sutgrove, old fellow, would you mind punching
me? I'm not quite sure whether it is the Colonel who
is asleep or myself. I feel as if I have just awakened
from dreaming of the story those newspapers printed."</p>
<p>"It's not much of a dream," I remarked. "I little
thought that we were to have the good fortune of so
early an introduction to the Motor Pirate, however. The
Colonel will be quite cross to think that his bottle of
port prevented the renewal of an old acquaintance."</p>
<p>Then Winter laughed again. I think he saw the
amusing side of our adventure more clearly than I did,
for I said sharply—</p>
<p>"Hadn't we better be getting on to St. Albans, and
giving information to the police?"</p>
<p>"H—m—m!" he answered meditatively. "I think
perhaps we had better not."<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_31" id="Page_31">[31]</SPAN></span></p>
<p>"Not?" I replied in surprise.</p>
<p>"In the first place it is after dinner," he said.</p>
<p>"What of that? We dined wisely."</p>
<p>"One of us knows nothing about it." Winter jerked
his thumb in the direction of the slumbering warrior.
"We could hardly explain the reason why the Colonel
slept so soundly through the adventure. The explanation
could hardly please him, would it?"</p>
<p>I muttered an assent.</p>
<p>"Besides," continued Winter, "for three of us to
admit that we tamely allowed ourselves to be held up
by one man, and forced to hand over to him all our
valuables, well it—er—it hardly seems heroic, does it?
That wouldn't create a very favourable impression upon
Miss Maitland either."</p>
<p>I was compelled to agree with him.</p>
<p>"I think perhaps we had best keep the matter to
ourselves. I have no desire to provide another sensation
for the evening papers to-morrow."</p>
<p>"At any rate I'm not going to sit down quietly
under my loss if you are," I responded irritably.</p>
<p>"That's another matter altogether," replied Winter,
as he set our car in motion once more. "I did not say
that I was going to grin and bear it either."</p>
<p>"What do you propose?" I cried eagerly.</p>
<p>"That is a question we will discuss over a whisky
and soda, when we have deposited the Colonel safely at
home;" and he refused to say anything further.</p>
<p>Our car was once more put at full speed, and in five<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_32" id="Page_32">[32]</SPAN></span>
minutes we reached the cross-roads on the outskirts of
St. Albans, where the road to Watford makes a junction
with that on which we had come from town. Here
Winter pulled up, and, much to my surprise, dismounted
and made a careful examination of the road by the light
of our lamps.</p>
<p>"I just want to see in which direction the fellow
went," he answered, in reply to my inquiry as to the
meaning of his action.</p>
<p>He was still engaged on the task when we heard in
the distance the regular beat of a petrol motor approaching
us on the Watford road.</p>
<p>"If it's another pirate, he won't get much plunder,"
I remarked.</p>
<p>"That's no pirate," replied Winter, as a couple of
lights came into view. "Cannot you recognize the
rattle of Mannering's old car? I should know it anywhere.
He will be able to tell us if any one has passed
him on the road."</p>
<p>As soon as the new-comer came within range of his
voice, Winter hailed him.</p>
<p>"That you, Mannering?"</p>
<p>"Hullo, Winter! Got a puncture? Can I be of
any assistance?"</p>
<p>Was it indeed Mannering's voice, or were my ears
deceiving me? The intonation was remarkably like
that of the stranger, who so short a time previously had
bade us stand and deliver, that I sprang to my feet with
<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_33" id="Page_33">[33]</SPAN></span>an exclamation of astonishment. My eyes at once
convinced me that my ears had played me false. There
was no mistaking Mannering's lumbering old car for the
graceful shape of the Motor Pirate's vehicle. I resumed
my seat, taking my nerves seriously to task for generating
the suspicion, if suspicion it could be called, which had
flashed across my mind. If anything further had been
needed to dispel it, the reply vouchsafed to Winter's
query as to whether he had met any one on the road
would have done so.</p>
<p>"Met any one?" said Mannering; "I should think
I have. Met the most wonderful motor I've ever seen,
about a couple of miles back. 'Pon my soul, I'm not
sure even now whether it was not a big night bird, for
it just swooped by me with about as much noise as a
humming-top might make. It must have been travelling
eighty miles an hour at least. Reckless sort of devil the
driver must be too. He hadn't a single light. I suppose
his lamps must have been put out by the rapidity with
which he was travelling. Never had such a scare in my
life. I'd like to meet the Johnny. I'd welcome an opportunity
of telling him what I thought of his conduct."</p>
<p>"So should I," replied Winter, grimly; "and I fancy
Sutgrove would not be averse to a meeting with him."</p>
<p>"Why, what has he been doing?" asked Mannering.</p>
<p>"It's too long a story to tell you now," said Winter,
as he climbed back into his seat; "but if you will come
up to my place as soon as you have put your car to bed,
I'll tell you all about it."</p>
<p>"Right!" sang out Mannering, as we once more<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_34" id="Page_34">[34]</SPAN></span>
set out upon our homeward way. We had not much
further to go. In two minutes we had pulled up at
Colonel Maitland's door.</p>
<p>I leaned back and shouted, "Here we are, Colonel,"
in the slumbering warrior's ear.</p>
<p>"Eh! What—what?" he replied, as he awakened
with a start. "When are we going to start?"</p>
<p>"Start? Why we've brought you safely home to
your own threshold," said Winter.</p>
<p>"'Pon my soul! I remember now," he answered.
"I just shut my eyes to keep the dust out of 'em,
and—— You will come in for a peg, of course," he
continued, as he emerged from the rugs in which he had
been enveloped.</p>
<p>I glanced at the windows. There was only a light
in the Colonel's study. If there had been another in
the drawing-room, I should have accepted forthwith. As
it was, I merely said that I could not think of disturbing
Miss Maitland.</p>
<p>"Pooh!" said the Colonel, with the usual callous
disregard of the mere father for his children's beauty
sleep.</p>
<p>But he did not press the invitation. Indeed it was
with difficulty he succeeded in repressing a yawn.</p>
<p>"I'll call to-morrow, and get a considered opinion
upon my Soho house of entertainment," I remarked, as
the Colonel opened his door, and paused at the entrance
to bid us a final good night.</p>
<p>"Glad to see you," he replied, as he grasped my<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_35" id="Page_35">[35]</SPAN></span>
hand and shook it warmly. "But of one thing you
may rest assured. So long as that bin of port holds out,
your house of entertainment may count upon me as a
regular customer whenever I dine in town."</p>
<p>"Opium isn't in it," commented Winter in a low
voice, as he set the car in motion and wheeled out of the
drive. "How he could have slept so soundly through it
all absolutely beats me."</p>
<p>I did not reply. My attention was concentrated
upon one of the upper windows, at which I thought I
had seen a form I knew very well make a brief appearance.
But we left the window and house behind us.
Winter's place was only about a hundred yards further
up the road.</p>
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