<h2>CHAPTER V</h2>
<h3>THE COLONEL DREAMS, AND I AWAKEN</h3>
<div class='unindent'><span class="smcap">I slept</span> until late the next morning. I have always
been accustomed to a clear eight hours' sleep, and, as I
did not get between the sheets until about four in the
morning, I naturally did not awaken until mid-day. So
what with my tub and the necessity for shaving, my early
morning call upon the Colonel did not come off. I
suppose, as a matter of fact, I sat down to breakfast just
about the time when the gastronomic warrior was
thinking of luncheon. However, when I saw how
amply my expectation of a change in the weather had
been fulfilled, I did not regret my lengthy sleep. From
a sodden grey sky sheets of water were steadily pouring.
There was not the slightest chance of any break in the
clouds. Consequently I felt assured of finding Miss
Maitland at home if I made my call in the afternoon, and
since her father oftentimes thought it expedient to take
a little repose after luncheon in order to prepare himself
for the fatigue of dining, it was possible that I might
even be fortunate enough to secure a <i>tête-à-tête</i> with
her.</div>
<p><span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_49" id="Page_49">[49]</SPAN></span>I came to my breakfast, therefore, with as good a spirit
as appetite, neither being in the slightest degree affected
by the memory of the easy way in which I had been
plundered by the Motor Pirate. Of course I felt a
certain chagrin. Still, I could contemplate the adventure
with a considerable deal more equanimity than I had
managed to display the night before, though I found
that my curiosity concerning him had, if anything,
increased. I turned with eagerness to the morning
papers to see whether they could add to my knowledge
concerning him.</p>
<p>As every one is aware, all the papers on the morning
of the first of April that year devoted columns to his
exploits. If I remember aright, the country was at that
time engaged upon two of our usual minor wars, Parliament
was in the midst of an important debate upon the
second reading of a measure to secure an extension of
the franchise, and a divorce case of more than common
interest was engaging the attention of the leading legal
lights of the law courts. But all these things received
but the scantiest notice. The war news was relegated to
the inside pages, the Parliamentary intelligence cut down
to the barest summary, the <i>cause célèbre</i> dismissed with
such a paragraph as ordinarily serves to chronicle an
unimportant police court case. The Motor Pirate had
nearly a monopoly of the space at the editorial disposal.
There was column after column about him. The
Plymouth robbery was reported in as great detail as the
Compton Chamberlain affair, while there were particulars<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_50" id="Page_50">[50]</SPAN></span>
of two similar outrages committed at points between
these two places.</p>
<p>On running my eye over the reports I saw that they
added nothing to what I already knew, and I wasted no
time in reading the leaders on the subject. I was, however,
extremely interested to find from one paper that
Winter and I had not been the only victims of the
scoundrel's rapacity on the previous evening, for a brief
telegram reported a similar occurrence a few miles from
Oxford on the London road. I at once sent my man
to purchase any of the early editions of the evening
papers which might have reached St. Albans, in the
hope that they might contain further particulars of these
operations.</p>
<p>I had finished my breakfast, and was enjoying a
cigarette in my library, when he returned. I took
the papers from him, and the first glance at one of
them made me gasp with amazement. The news
which startled me was all in one line—"Five more
cars held up by the Motor Pirate."</p>
<p>I am not going into details concerning these. If
you have a desire to refresh your memory all you have
to do is to turn to any newspaper of the date I have
named and you will be able to get them <i>ad nauseam</i>.
But I will venture to give a list of the places where and
the times at which the outrages took place, for I made
a list of them in the hope that, by carefully studying it
with the map, I might get some idea as to where he
might next be expected to make his appearance.<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_51" id="Page_51">[51]</SPAN></span></p>
<p>I found that at five minutes past nine he stopped
a car some four miles from Oxford. Twenty minutes
later he was robbing a lonely motorist midway between
Thame and Aylesbury. Then for forty minutes he
appeared to have been idle, his next two exploits taking
place within five minutes of each other, just after ten,
in the neighbourhood of Amersham. King's Langley
was the scene of his next adventure, the time given
being about a quarter of an hour before he had overtaken
us. In addition to the particulars of these robberies
there were a host of reports from people who had seen
the Pirate car pass them on the road. But there was one
notable omission from the latter list. Not from a single
town was there any record of the Pirate having been
seen passing through it.</p>
<p>I got a map of the district, and, after studying the
country carefully, I was fain to confess that one of two
things was certain: either the Motor Pirate had the power
to make his car invisible at will, or else he had a truly
phenomenal knowledge of the bye-roads. How he had
even managed to get to Oxford, after his exploits in the
West of England, without arrest, puzzled me. The
car was so unique in shape that it seemed bound to
excite observation. It could not have been put up at
any hotel, any more than it could have been run through
the country by daylight, without exciting remark and
its presence being chronicled. What, then, had he done
with it? The more I pondered the question the more
puzzled I became, and at the same time the more<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_52" id="Page_52">[52]</SPAN></span>
determined to seek a solution of the mystery. But how?
I made a dozen plans, all of which, upon consideration,
appeared so futile, that I gave up the game in despair,
and decided to see if my brain would not become clearer
after I had paid my promised visit to Colonel Maitland.</p>
<p>I did not find Miss Maitland alone, as I expected, or
I might probably have been tempted to confide my
experience to her, and to have asked the assistance of
her woman's wit in putting me on the track of a solution
to the mystery. Mannering was with her. When I
made my appearance in the drawing-room, and found
him enjoying a <i>tête-à-tête</i>, I cursed myself for delaying
my call and thus giving him such an opportunity. My
temper was not improved either by the discovery that
they were sufficiently engrossed in conversation to have
been able very well to dispense with my presence. I
did not feel called upon to leave Mannering a clear
field, however, so I joined in the discussion, and tried
my hardest to be pleasant.</p>
<p>Of course, there was only one possible topic of
conversation, the theme which was uttermost in every
one's mind throughout the length and breadth of the
land. It was a difficult subject for me to discuss, and
in a measure it was a difficult subject for Mannering,
inasmuch as it was hard to refrain from reference to
the personal experience we had had with the Motor
Pirate. It became increasingly difficult, when a few
minutes after my arrival Colonel Maitland joined us.</p>
<p>"It was lucky for him he did not meet us, hey,<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_53" id="Page_53">[53]</SPAN></span>
Sutgrove?" said the Colonel. "You, Winter, and
myself, would soon settle a Motor Pirate, wouldn't we?"</p>
<p>I muttered something which would pass for an assent,
while Mannering shot an amused smile in my direction.</p>
<p>"I wonder though we saw nothing of him," continued
Maitland; "he must have been very near us
last night."</p>
<p>"He seems to have been everywhere," I answered.</p>
<p>"He has the ubiquity of a De Wet," said Mannering.</p>
<p>"I hope I shall have a chance of meeting him sometime,"
I continued grimly.</p>
<p>Colonel Maitland chuckled. "Heavens! What a
fire-eater you are, Sutgrove. One might almost take you
for a sub in a cavalry regiment."</p>
<p>I made no answer, and Miss Maitland remarked—"I
think that is very unkind of you. You spoke of the
Motor Pirate as if you owed him a grudge. I think
we all ought to be supremely thankful to him for having
made the wettest day we have had this year pass quite
pleasantly."</p>
<p>Bear him a grudge? I should think I did, but at the
same time, I had no intention of confessing the reason,
so I said—</p>
<p>"Then we'll drink long life and prosperity to
him the next time we have a bottle of that same
port your father approved so highly last night." Then
I turned to the Colonel, and made a clumsy attempt
to turn the subject of conversation. "Is your verdict
upon my restaurant equally favourable to-day, sir?"<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_54" id="Page_54">[54]</SPAN></span></p>
<p>Colonel Maitland's eyes twinkled. "I have nothing
to regret. As for the port with which we finished, it
seems to me the sort of stuff dreams are made of. Do
you know that the glass I drank—was it one glass or
two?—gave me the most vivid dream I have enjoyed
since my childhood?"</p>
<p>"Indeed! Let's hear it, Colonel," I replied.</p>
<p>"Do tell us," said his daughter, as she rose from
her seat, and put her arms coaxingly round her father's
neck. "Do tell us like a real, good, kind, old-fashioned
parent."</p>
<p>The Colonel passed his hand lovingly over his
daughter's sunny hair.</p>
<p>"Sutgrove and Mannering don't want to hear about
an old fellow's silly dreams," he said. "Besides, it was
all about the Motor Pirate, and I can see that Sutgrove
for one is quite sick of the subject."</p>
<p>I was, and I wasn't, but I speedily declared that
I was not when I saw that his daughter was bent upon
hearing the story. So he started upon a prosy description
as to how the fresh air had sent him to sleep, not saying
a word about the port, and I ceased to listen to him,
preferring to devote the whole of my attention to his
daughter, who had seated herself upon a footstool at
his feet, and was looking up into his face with a pretty
affectionate glance in her deep blue eyes, enough to
set any one longing to be the recipient of similar regard.
Her form, attitude, expression, all made so deep an
impression upon me, that I have only to close my eyes<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_55" id="Page_55">[55]</SPAN></span>
at any time to see her just as she was then—the little
witch! She knew full well how to make the most
of her attractions, and though she has often declared
since to me that the pose was quite unpremeditated,
I could never quite believe her.</p>
<p>However that may be, I was so fascinated in watching
her—there was one stray curl which lay like a
strand of woven gold upon her brow. Confound it!
It's all very well for the fellow who writes fiction for
a living to write about people's emotions. He is cold
himself. If he were like me, and wished to describe
his own feelings, he might find himself in the same
difficulty as myself, and give up the attempt.</p>
<p>The Colonel's voice droned on. Suddenly I awoke
to the consciousness that he was speaking of me. I think
it was the fact of his daughter looking at me which
recalled me to attention.</p>
<p>"Sutgrove had just looked back to see if I was
comfortable, when he saw another car on the road behind
us. We had not long passed through Radlett. You
know the straight stretch of road just past the new
Dutch barn on the left——"</p>
<p>My attention did not wander any more, and you
may imagine my astonishment at hearing the Colonel
describe in minute detail everything which had befallen
us upon the previous evening. He could tell a story
when he liked, and on this occasion his description of
the shamefaced manner in which Winter had scrambled
out of his car, and had handed over his valuables to the<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_56" id="Page_56">[56]</SPAN></span>
Motor Pirate, was so ludicrous that I was compelled to
laugh at the description. When my turn came to be
described, Miss Maitland and Mannering were just as
much amused, but I am afraid that my attempt to participate
in their mirth was rather forced.</p>
<p>When the story was done, Miss Maitland rose from
her seat at her father's feet, and, putting a hand on each
of his shoulders—</p>
<p>"You dear, delightful old fibber!" she remarked.
"I don't believe you dreamed that at all. You couldn't."
Then she wheeled round on me. "Now tell me, Mr.
Sutgrove, didn't that dream of father's really happen to
you last night?"</p>
<p>What course was open to me but confession? I
admitted the truth of the story, and the Colonel was so
choked with merriment, that I feared lest he should be
stricken with apoplexy.</p>
<p>"The cream of the joke," he explained, when he
recovered his powers of speech, "was that neither Winter
nor Sutgrove had the slightest idea that I was foxing.
I intended to inform them directly we were clear of
the Pirate; but when I heard them discussing the matter,
and determining to keep silence out of tenderness for
my reputation, I could not resist keeping up the joke."</p>
<p>"I should think it was their own reputations they
were thinking about," said his daughter. "To submit
so tamely to one man is not a very heroic proceeding."</p>
<p>I heard Mannering chuckle, and I felt mad. But
I fancy it was not Mannering's amusement, but my<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_57" id="Page_57">[57]</SPAN></span>
own consciousness of the truth of the criticism that
galled.</p>
<p>Colonel Maitland came to my rescue. "I thought
they were very sensible," he said. "Even a cripple with
a gun is better than six sound Tommies unarmed."</p>
<p>"Sensible—yes," she replied scornfully. "But there
are times when one prefers a little less sense, and a little
more—shall we say action. I am sure you would not
have obeyed so tamely?" she continued, turning to
Mannering.</p>
<p>He smiled, and I felt as if it would give me exquisite
pleasure to catch him by the throat, and twist the smile
out of his dark, handsome face.</p>
<p>"Really, Miss Maitland," he replied, "you flatter
me. You should not be too hard on Sutgrove. I am
sure that it was only the full comprehension of his own
helplessness which prevented him making a fight of it.
What could he have done?"</p>
<p>"Oh, a man should always know what to do!" she
answered petulantly. "Has any one ever tried to hold
you up?"</p>
<p>"Well, yes," he answered. "Once when I was
out in the west of the States, some of the regulation
bands tried the game on a train in which I was travelling.
But then, you see, the conductor in the railway-car in
which I happened to be seated had a six-shooter. So
had I. The other passengers got as near the floor as
they possibly could when the shooting began. I was
in pretty good practice in those days, don't you know,<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_58" id="Page_58">[58]</SPAN></span>
so the other chaps didn't get much of a look in. We
took the four they left behind them when they bolted
on to the next station with us. Three of them were
buried there, if I remember aright."</p>
<p>"There," said Miss Maitland, with an unmistakable
look of admiration in her eyes; "I knew you were
different."</p>
<p>"But then I was armed. If I had not been, I should
have been on the floor with the other passengers."</p>
<p>In reply she merely gave him one glance. Mannering
returned it with one equally eloquent. I rose, and stalked
to the window. To me Mannering's championship
was an aggravation which I could not bear. Harder
still was it for me to observe the understanding which
obviously existed between him and Miss Maitland.
Hitherto I had imagined that I had as good a chance
of winning her love as he had. But at this moment
I felt that my hopes had been shattered.</p>
<p>I think if I had remained a moment longer in the
room, I should have been unable to restrain an impulse
to knock some of the self-sufficiency out of my rival.
I left.</p>
<p>Colonel Maitland followed me out, and I heard him
ask me to dine with him on the following day to wipe
off the score he owed me.</p>
<p>Without thinking, I accepted. Then I went out
into the rain.</p>
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