<h2 id="c16">CHAPTER XVI. <br/><span class="small">RICKY’S POST OFFICE.</span></h2>
<p>Something like a snicker ran around the other
scouts when Giraffe proposed to punish the obstinate
Bumpus in this queer fashion. But there
was one among them who did not see anything so
comical in the idea, and this was the proposed victim
himself.</p>
<p>Bumpus looked daggers at Giraffe. Why, he
even picked up his gun, which chanced to be lying
near his position in the bow of the other canoe;
though of course he did not have the least idea of
resisting to that extent, should the decision be
averse to him.</p>
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<p>“Guess I can see through a board that’s got a
knot-hole in it, Giraffe Stedman!” he exclaimed,
bitterly. “Fact of the matter is, you’re just jealous
of my figger, that’s what, and all the while you
lie awake nights atrying to think up schemes that’ll
make me have trouble, and in the end reduce my
flesh so fast that you won’t be the only living skeleton
in the bunch. Right now you want to make
me paddle all by myself; and there ain’t anything
calculated to thin a fellow more’n that kind of business.
Thad, don’t you see what he’s after? And
I certainly do hope you won’t let him crow over me.
I’m losing enough weight as it is, aworrying over
that silly job of not remembering what I did with
my mother’s medicine she sent me to fetch home;
let alone having to paddle ever and ever so many
weary miles. Tell him to get in Tom Smith’s
canoe himself, and go on ahead, if so be he thinks
he’s going to feel any better. You ain’t once complained
about my dear old suit, Thad, neither has
Step Hen here.”</p>
<p>“Well, go slow about me there, Bumpus,” spoke
up the last mentioned party; “for you see my
cold’s agetting just a <i>little</i> bit better; and seems to
me at times I do notice something queer about the
air of this swamp. Tell you more later on, if I
keep improving like I am.”</p>
<p>“That’ll be enough for you, Giraffe,” said Thad,
with an assumption of authority that announced his
belief that the time for levity was past; “we’ll not
bother about such a little thing right now; but wait
until we get in camp after we’ve settled the matter
of the man and the girl. Let’s move along.”</p>
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<p>“Little thing—huh!” grunted Davy, while Giraffe
and Bumpus exchanged grins, the one being
founded on triumph, in that Thad had decided in
his favor, while the elongated scout showed that
he had only been jesting after all, though pretending
to be so serious.</p>
<p>The guide had listened to all this side talk, and
seemed to be more or less amused, though like as
not he failed to catch the true essence of the joke.
But he had already grown to like these quick-witted
lads more than a little, and was trying hard to enter
into their way of looking at things.</p>
<p>He paddled on slowly, always keeping a bright
lookout ahead and around. Giraffe took occasion
to remark, after noticing how careful the swamp
hunter seemed to be, that according to his notion
Tom Smith was half expecting to hear that rifle of
the moonshiner bark again.</p>
<p>“Whee!” Bumpus was heard to say, half to himself;
and they noticed that after that the fat scout
managed to squat a little lower in his place, doubtless
thinking it the part of discretion to make himself
less of a shining mark, calculated to draw the
attention of any would-be marksman.</p>
<p>Not that Bumpus would have acknowledged feeling
<i>afraid</i>; but he might have declared that he did
not see why he should loom up there like a target,
while lucky fellows like Giraffe, who were as thin
as a knife blade, stood little chance of being hit.</p>
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<p>All went smoothly for some little time, and as no
ugly sound like the report of a gun annoyed them,
the scouts began to get their full amount of courage
back again. But Bumpus apparently found his
new position of lolling in the bottom of the bow
of the canoe comfortable enough to please him, for
he made no attempt to sit up pompously again, as
had been his habit before.</p>
<p>The guide had kept just a little in the van, and
presently he turned to beckon, as though desirous
of having them join him; which those in the other
two boats immediately did.</p>
<p>“Heah’s theh post office, suh!” remarked Tom
Smith, as he pointed toward a big half-rotten stump
of a tree that must have been broken off short in
some storm of years gone by.</p>
<p>“What, that poor old thing?” ejaculated Bumpus,
just as though visions of a post office conjured
up in his mind all sorts of elaborate buildings, with
crowds of country people gathering around as the
mail was being sorted.</p>
<p>“Thet heah is theh place, as sure as anything,”
asserted the other; “an’ jest hole on long enuff
tuh ’low me tuh slip yuh lettah in theh same, Thad.”</p>
<p>As he said this Tom Smith paddled his canoe
alongside the bank, jumped out, and strode over to
the remnant of a once proud sentinel oak.</p>
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<p>He seemed to know what he was about; perhaps
in times gone by he may himself have communicated
with old Ricky through means of this letter
box. At any rate the boys saw him reach up to a
break in the surface of the stump, and put his hand
inside. When he drew it out he no longer held the
little note that the scout-master had written, and
given into his charge.</p>
<p>Then Tom Smith once more embarked, and
joined them in his canoe.</p>
<p>“That’s what I call a slick way to send letters,”
Davy remarked.</p>
<p>“Saves a heap of postage, for a fact,” Bob White
chuckled; “but then I’ve seen the same done more
than a few times befo’, suh, so it’s nothing new to
me.”</p>
<p>“Say, do you really and truly think old Ricky
might be awatching us right now, and see you put
something in his post office?” Bumpus questioned.</p>
<p>“Course I don’t jest know fo’ sure,” replied the
swamp hunter; “but I’m summat ’quainted with his
ways, an’ I reckons as how it’s likely he be.”</p>
<p>Bumpus looked all around, and then went on to
remark again:</p>
<p>“But he wouldn’t feel just like letting loose on
us because you went and stuffed his ballot-box,
would he? If he’s as smart a man as you said,
after having been to school, he’d guess that we had
some good reason for wanting to communicate with
him in this way; ain’t that so, Thad?”</p>
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<p>“Just as you say, Bumpus; and make your mind
easy, we’ll not be bothered again by Ricky,” the
scout-master assured him. “He’ll get my letter,
and understand that we are not here to do him any
injury.”</p>
<p>“And Bumpus,” remarked Smithy, “I just want
to say that I couldn’t have put that remark in better
English than you did, even if I tried my best. They
say that associations will tell in the long run.”</p>
<p>“Don’t plume yourself so much, Smithy,” jeered
Davy; “don’t we also learn at school how ‘evil
communications corrupt good manners?’ First
thing you know we’ll be finding that you use slang;
and maybe won’t change <i>your</i> old suit when it’s
just so rank of onions and fishy odors from cooking,
that all your mates are groaning to beat the
band. Some things are as ketching as the measles,
they say.”</p>
<p>“Then when the fever strikes you, Giraffe,” ventured
Bumpus quickly, seeing his chance, “maybe
you’ll give me a rest, and turn on Davy here.”</p>
<p>“Huh!” was all Giraffe returned to this sly dig;
but he grinned as though satisfied to have made the
fat scout speak out.</p>
<p>“It’s on again now, I suppose, Tom Smith?”
remarked Allan.</p>
<p>“Yep, an’ right heah we makes summat o’ a turn,
so that from now on we don’t reckon tuh keep
headin’ in ther direction o’ Ricky’s still. He’ll
foller us arter he gits yuh letter, suh; till he sees as
how we ain’t calc’latin’ tuh close in on his leetle
island still in the heart o’ theh swamp. Then like
as not he’ll make up his mind they beant anythin’
tuh skeer ’bout long o’ we-uns, an’ quit botherin’.”</p>
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<p>“And I say a good riddance of bad rubbish when
he takes that same notion,” declared Bob White.</p>
<p>“Same here!” echoed Smithy; while the others
contented themselves with giving sundry nods, as
though their minds ran along the same channels.</p>
<p>So the swamp guide again started ahead, picking
his way through intricate channels that none of the
scouts believed they could ever recognize again;
though it was plain to be seen from the manner in
which Thad and Allan kept keenly observing all
their surroundings that they were trying to impress
the general run of things upon their minds, so that
in case it became necessary for them to take the
lead, through losing their guide in some fashion,
they might not be wholly unprepared.</p>
<p>And it was in this manner that the scout-master
constantly showed those who were under his charge
the necessity for constant watchfulness at all times,
when in the open. The boy who is “prepared”
has a great advantage over the one who never takes
note of what is transpiring around him. Not only
that, but he discovers a thousand splendid things in
the woods and waters about him that remain unknown
forever to the lad who will not arouse himself,
and do his own thinking.</p>
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<p>They had been going for some little time in this
fashion, and already there were heard slight murmurs
from the place where Giraffe was seated concerning
what a light breakfast they had taken, and
that it must surely be getting on toward noon, when
Thad began to notice that the guide was acting
queerly.</p>
<p>“Watch Tom Smith, Allan!” he remarked to
the other, as the canoes were close together; and of
course every one of the other six scouts immediately
sat up and began to take notice.</p>
<p>“You’re right, Thad, there is something bothering
him,” admitted Allan, after he had used his eyes
for a brief time to observe what the guide was
doing.</p>
<p>The alligator-hide hunter had stopped paddling,
although his canoe still continued to glide along
under the impetus it had received from his last few
vigorous strokes. He had raised his head, and
cocked it on side, as though listening to some sound
that caught his ear.</p>
<p>“Maybe after all the old moonshiner didn’t get
your message, Thad,” suggested Step Hen; and
immediately Bumpus ceased trying to stretch his
thick neck in the endeavor to see over the heads of
those nearest him, and who were more or less interfering
with his view; “p’raps right now he’s
atrailing after us, and meaning to give us heaps and
heaps of trouble?”</p>
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<p>Step Hen often made remarks like this that
proved how he failed to use a due regard for reason.
And the scout-master immediately showed him how
unlikely his suggestion was.</p>
<p>“In the first place, Step Hen,” Thad remarked,
“if you look closer you’ll see how he keeps looking
away ahead of us, and not behind. If old Ricky
had followed us, the chances are we’d hear of him
back there somewhere, and not in advance.”</p>
<p>“Guess you’re right, Thad,” muttered Step Hen,
who at least was never so hard to convince as Bumpus;
and quick to see the point at the same time.</p>
<p>“Then again,” resumed the other, pushing his
advantage vigorously, as every wide-awake scout
should always do; “from the fact that none of us
seem to have sensed what Tom Smith has plainly
heard; it shows, not only that his hearing is better
than ours, but that the sounds, whatever they may
be, come from a distance.”</p>
<p>Hardly had Thad said this than some of the
boys, upon straining their hearing to the utmost,
believed they caught certain sounds; or else the
wind happened to pick up a little just then, bringing
them closer.</p>
<p>“Oh! Thad, was that a wolf; and do they have
such things down here in Louisiana?” burst out
Bumpus, before any one else could speak.</p>
<p>Giraffe laughed harshly.</p>
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<p>“Tell the poor little innocent, Thad, the difference
between a baying hound and his first cousin
<i>lupus</i>, the wolf,” he observed, with a lofty air that
was calculated to quite crush the fat scout, but did
nothing of the kind.</p>
<p>“That’s what it is, boys, a baying hound!” Thad
told them; “and there, you can hear it louder than
before, which would seem to indicate either that
the breeze is getting stronger right along, or else
the dog is heading this way.”</p>
<p>“What was that the guide was saying a while
ago about the sheriff borrowing a couple of hounds
from some other parish to use down here?” Davy
wanted to know.</p>
<p>“Bloodhounds, more’n likely,” added Step Hen,
with his eyes widening, as though the possibilities
conjured up by this suggestion thrilled him to the
core.</p>
<p>“Well, here’s our good guide waiting for us to
join him,” said Thad; “and just as like as not he
may have something to tell us, for there seems to
be a puzzled look on his face.”</p>
<p>Paddles were dipped in the water, and before
half a minute passed both canoe-loads of scouts
had come alongside the pilot boat in which Tom
Smith sat, rubbing his bearded chin thoughtfully
with one hand, while he continued to hold his head,
as though still listening to the rapidly growing baying
of that hound.</p>
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<p>“What’s the answer, Tom?” demanded Giraffe,
bluntly. “We’ve been hearing that dog give
tongue, and wondered what there was about it to
make you look so sober. Is it a coon dog, and has
he got a bushy-tail up a tree? I’ve heard ’em break
loose like that more’n once.”</p>
<p>“Wall, younker,” said the other, gravely, “yuh
hain’t never heard a coon dorg yap like that, let me
tell yuh. Ther dorg as gives them clar notes ain’t
agwine tuh tuhn his head tuh look at a coon, ’cept
it be a two-legged un. I reckons I knows the
breed right well; an’ I wants tuh state thet yuh
listenin’ tuh a hound now as hes ben trained never to
run on any trail, deer, bar or coon, but a human un.
Thet’s a bloodhound acomin’ thisaways; and like
as not thet sheriff hes picked out Alligator Swamp
tuh try out his new dorgs. An’ let me tell yuh,
thar must be sumthin’ in theh wind tuh make him
fotch his posse along whar no sheriff ever did cotch
his game up tuh this day. Times is achangin’
down in old Louisiana, they be.”</p>
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