<h2> CHAPTER XVIII <br/> <span class="s08">Among the Islands</span> </h2>
<p>A rising swell and indications of increasing bad weather
caused us to hurry our departure from Tristan da
Cunha; and when the whistle was blown in warning
the able-bodied population flocked aboard in a last
desperate determination to rid us of all our surplus gear.
Perhaps they were not to be blamed—they were mentally
half-grown children, no more—but by their behaviour
on this occasion they undid any good impressions we
had formed of them. Greedy? That wasn’t the name
for it! Unashamedly, with clutching fingers, they
started in to scrounge whatever they could see. It was
rather disappointing, I must confess. Of gratitude for
our earlier bounty they betrayed no trace whatsoever.
They had promised us fresh supplies in return for the
enormous amount of stores we had freely given them,
but only at the very last did they reluctantly disgorge
two skinny sheep which were hardly worth taking
aboard.</p>
<p>One party of the steadier elders brought off mail-bags
and oddments of parcels for us to convey to Cape
Town. They had forgotten to address the parcels,
and, when told of it, seemed to think we possessed
sufficient second sight to deliver the goods at the required
addresses. So active did they become at last
that Commander Wild was compelled to order them
back into their boats, where they went sulkily, like
whipped children; but the narrow conditions of their
lives, the hardships they everlastingly endure, may
cause these weaknesses of character. Anyhow, we left
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them to their drear isolation, and in drenching rain,
with the ship’s decks woefully littered with the gear
the islanders had disdained to convey below, we put
to sea on the next lap of our journey—towards Gough
Island.</p>
<p>An orgy of cleaning and stowing followed, in order
to get the ship in trim to face expected bad weather.
Mr. Wilkins dredged for samples of the sea’s bottom,
but, alas! the dredge wire parted and all his trouble
went for naught. Sounding regularly every hour,
through grey, bleak, thick weather, we journeyed on,
and, with the mist thickening, judged our chances
of even sighting Gough Island very remote. Nevertheless,
we sighted it dimly through the thickness early
on the afternoon of May 27, and by eight bells in the
afternoon watch were close up with it. At first a dense
mist bank hid all of it, saving only a hundred feet
or so, but the mist soon lifted, and, sailing a hundred
and fifty yards off-shore, with the hands in the chains
continuously sounding, we saw a fairly lofty, rugged
island with varied vegetation. The outstanding feature
of this island was the large number of spires and
minarets that seemed carved by the hand of man from
the immemorial rock; there were sharply pointed peaks,
too, in quantities, and many of these stood out like
clustered chimney-stacks against the sky, so that an
impression of dense population was conveyed. Over
the cliffs, which for the most part rose sheer from the
sea, small streams fell in perpendicular waterfalls, as
they do in Norway, so I was told; and the wind, blowing
hard, scattered these cascades into white clouds of
feathery spray, infinitely beautiful, long before they
reached bottom.</p>
<p>Shortly after dinner we came to anchor in a bit
of a bay at the north-east end of the island, where a
beautiful and very densely vegetated glen opened invitingly
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to the sea. Near by the water had cut a tunnel
through the cliffs, forming a natural arch of some
magnificence; such arches we found were fairly common
around the coast. This snug valley branched and
branched again into innumerable smaller ravines and
gullies, with thick growth a good three-quarters of the
way up the slopes, merging into what appeared to be
an open grassland, which continued to the summits of
the highest peaks. Out from this open land, in full
view of the ship, there rose a very singular peak of
dome-like rock, absolutely bare, with precipitous sides,
standing well clear of all the rest of the land, and
looking curiously like some noble monument erected to
the memory of the sailormen who had perished in these
wild latitudes.</p>
<p>Whilst coasting along close inshore we had sighted
several other anchoring grounds, though none of them,
possibly, so good as the one we had selected; and we
congratulated ourselves on snug moorings as we busied
ourselves with preparations for landing. After a very
early breakfast the boat was lowered and stowed with
instruments—geological, meteorological, biological—with
tents, clothing, cooking utensils and stores to last
for a stay of four or five days. Mr. Douglas, Mr.
Wilkins, Major Carr, Argles, Naisbitt and myself
formed the landing party, Commander Wild taking
charge of the boat with the two doctors and the chief.
The water was delightfully clear and calm, and landing
was a comparatively easy matter to seasoned
veterans such as we had now become. A few yards
back from the stony beach were two small huts, one an
unlovely structure of corrugated iron, its roof lashed
down to ensure against the risk of being blown away
by the furious gales that rage here almost all the year
round. The second hut was a rude but substantial
structure of rounded stones from the shore, and looked
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like a relic of prehistoric times. Even its thatched roof,
which had come adrift in places, suggested uncared-for
antiquity. And all around and about these two shacks
lay the debris of a deserted flyaway mining venture—pickaxes
and shovels, pans and sieves, a centrifugal
machine, a pump and suction-hose. Various food stores
and cooking utensils were lying about in both huts, and
in the iron erection we found a cooking-stove in good
working order. We pitched our own tent securely and
stowed all our gear away in the sound hut, enjoying all
the sensations of those making unexpected discoveries;
for what all this assortment of derelict gear actually
meant was something of a mystery. It showed, however,
that the place had been visited at no very distant
period; the general impression was that a search for
diamonds had been conducted here. A box half-filled
with matches was found; we struck one and it ignited
immediately, a surprisingly good advertisement for the
tightness of the hut whence they were collected. Then,
in a little cave to the right of the huts, we discovered a
stone bearing an inscription, “F. X. Xeigler, R. I.
Garden, J. Hagan, W. Swaine, J. C. Fenton: Cape
Town: 1/6/19,” showing that years had elapsed since
this futile quest had been abandoned. No further
evidence offered; the exploring party, apparently having
searched here and searched there for precious natural
loot, seemed to have dumped down their tools, disheartened,
and gone clean off the map.</p>
<p>The glen was interesting; we divided ourselves into
parties to explore it, each party taking a separate
branch. In the bottom of the valley a torrent brawled
and tumbled amongst large boulders, and trekking up
this path was a difficult and arduous matter, as Wilkins
and I found to our cost. But in the blessed name of
scientific research obstacles only exist to be overcome,
and on we went. Many trees of island wood greeted
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our eyes as we progressed, and what struck me particularly
was the number of extremely beautiful parasites
which grew thickly on these trees. Wilkins secured
samples; very fragile they were, and of great length,
their colour being for the most part a pale yellow-green.</p>
<p>After proceeding a mile the stream fell over a
precipice into a narrow gorge, so, striking off sharply
to the right at this juncture, we climbed a slippery slope
of rock covered with a soaked matting of mosses. This
slope soon became almost vertical, and our way was
beset with difficulties. We had to dig our feet into
the wet mould, which fetched away continually from
the bare, dripping rock below, or else secure precarious
foothold on the short tree-ferns, which themselves were
very insecurely rooted. But there was all the thrill of
discovery in the adventure; it was just like exploring
a perfectly deserted island on which we might be required
to exist for unnumbered years; and the feeling
that the unexpected was going to happen round every
corner was very strong.</p>
<p>Thus, after struggles unending, we reached the
summit, one of those rugged pinnacles we had observed
from the ship prior to landing. Even at this considerable
height the vegetation was profuse, whilst on
every side the land rose in similar steep and rugged
eminences. From this vantage-ground we were able to
discern the easiest route to the island’s summit. For
the first fifteen hundred feet it lay through the thick
growth of the glen and the left branch of the left fork.
Then our best way appeared to be to take to one of the
grassy ridges which separated the innumerable gullies
and ravines converging on the main glen. Having
discovered so much, we also discovered that the day
was so far advanced that it was time for us to make
our way back to camp; and the return journey was not
such hard going as the outward venture. For myself,
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I simply slid down the greasy moss helter-skelter,
breaking up every now and then by clutching—and uprooting—a
tree-fern. Mr. Wilkins preferred shooting
waterfalls to this method, but there was not much to
choose between the two, both being equally wet and
equally rapid. After dinner most of the shore party
indulged in an orgy of mice-hunting; for the huts
swarmed with the little beasts—the only living relics
of the mysterious expedition whose traces we had
discovered.</p>
<p>At six the following morning we all roused out
and had a gorgeous dip in the stream—cold but invigorating—and
then squatted down to a most delicious
breakfast of burgoo and bacon (burgoo, as the initiated
know, is sailorese for porridge). Immediately thereafter
the work of exploration was resumed, both parties
joining forces until we reached the first fork in the
glen, where we separated. Mr. Douglas took the right
branch towards the huge natural monument of which I
have spoken before, Mr. Wilkins the left, according
to the route we had mapped out the previous afternoon.
As the vegetation was dripping wet we were quickly
and thoroughly drenched. We tried for the most part
to keep to the bed of the stream, but as we constantly
encountered perpendicular and unnavigable waterfalls,
we had to take to the slope again and break a tedious
way through big tree-ferns and island wood.</p>
<p>At last we came out on the open grasslands about
two thousand feet up, and here we made better progress.
Mr. Wilkins shot a few finches in true castaway fashion,
to heighten the impression of our being shipwrecked
mariners; and once, hearing a loud cheeping, thrust
his hand into a hole and brought out, pecking and
fighting protestingly against the unceremonious usage,
two large birds of the petrel family. He also took
specimens of a very unusual plant that considerably
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resembled a young fir tree. There was little else to be
seen here, so we came to a halt a few hundred feet
from the summit, on a small flat ledge where was a
providential pool of rainwater. Here we lunched on
biscuits and sardines, washing down the cold collation
with draughts from the pool, in drenching rain. I
have eaten uncomfortable meals under different circumstances,
but never in all my recollection have I eaten
one in less pleasant conditions.</p>
<p>Nothing was to be gained by going farther, so we
descended, sliding as on skis downwards because the
ground was so wet and slippery. Battering again
through the vegetation, which was for all the world like
walking up to one’s neck in water, we gained camp late
in the afternoon, as woebegone a pair of objects as even
a desert island could expect to produce. Robinson
Crusoe on first landing wasn’t a patch on us, and the
Swiss Family Robinson were fashionable members of
highly civilized society as compared with our sorry
selves. We promptly kindled a huge fire at which to
warm and dry, Major Carr and Argles shooting large
numbers of sea birds, which the vivid blaze attracted.
By dint of exercising a little imagination it was easily
possible to believe that we were the survivors of some
maritime disaster waiting—waiting for the appearance of
a friendly sail, constantly alert against attack by bitterly
hostile savages.</p>
<p>The next day it was blowing hard and promising bad
weather generally. A big surf was running, and Commander
Wild, finding it impossible to land with the
boat, had to yell his instructions to us on the beach, so
deafening was the noise of wind and breaking water,
in addition to instructions he threw us delicacies—crayfish
and Naisbitt’s pipe. Naisbitt welcomed the latter
as a mother does her long-lost child, for, lacking this
vital necessity of civilized existence, he had fashioned a
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wonderful and fearsome affair, which he treasures to this
day—a pipe composed of a chunk of driftwood and a
stalk of tussock grass.</p>
<p>Early in the afternoon the geologists set out with the
intention of gaining the ultimate summit. Towards
nightfall the weather became pronouncedly worse, and
the wind, sweeping down the gullies with hurricane
violence, made us wonder if the island itself would remain
firm on its foundations. Rain and hail accompanied
the wind, and away above the peaks were white
and glistening with driven snow. A wild, bizarre night
enough; and the sensation of being marooned and left
to our own devices was very strong, by reason of our
lack of communication with the ship, which was only
occasionally visible through the noisy squalls. What
was happening to the geologists upon the distant peaks
we could only surmise. As there was nothing to be
done to succour them, we turned in at ten o’clock, amid
the thunderous flapping of the tent’s canvas, which
battered about at such a rate that we felt certain it must
inevitably carry away. We were right. At four in the
morning it did carry away; a whole side was blown out.
In rushed the storm, roaring its delight at having penetrated
our inner defences. We had perforce to turn out,
collect our belongings and store them in the hut, where
we continued our sleep with philosophical calm, except
for the irritation of the mice, which scampered all over
us and evidently thought we were manna sent from
heaven for their especial benefit.</p>
<p>The morning breaking somewhat better, Commander
Wild was able, with careful handling, to bring the boat
ashore and effect a landing, taking off Mr. Wilkins and
Naisbitt and their baggage. Naisbitt, who is the unlucky
man of the ship, contrived to carry out his usual
act of falling overboard whilst helping to ship the stores.
Giving me a rifle, they left me alone on the beach, to
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soliloquize in Selkirk fashion as best I cared. I had a
very pronounced Robinson Crusoe feeling, I must
admit—and the rifle failed to bring comfort to my
lonely soul, for there was nothing to use it against
that I could see.</p>
<p>Standing on a lonely beach, holding an unnecessary
rifle, struck me as being waste of time, so I set to work,
in true castaway style, to employ myself—in making a
meal. Food plays a large part in the economy of desert-island
life, and I was no exception to the rule. I experimented
to the extent of boiling a number of flint-like
ship’s biscuits until they were quite soft; then I
poured off the water, put in some baking-powder, and
pounded the lot into a solid mass. Adding salt, pepper
and other condiments, I placed the mixture in one of
the mining pans, which I had previously smeared with
dripping, and, inverting another mining pan on top by
way of a lid, proceeded to bake my impromptu pie. I
am in nowise disposed to brag about my culinary
masterpiece, but it really was quite good to taste; and I
pass on the recipe for Pi à la Gough Island to such
potential castaways as might happen to read these pages.
The dish is cheap and uncommonly filling—considerations
worth while when lost to the resources of the outer
world.</p>
<p>Whilst I was busy, Query, who had accompanied us
ashore and followed the geologists, turned up, accompanied
by Argles. Argles was full of details of a bleak,
comfortless night spent on the hill; he told how, when
starting for the summit that morning, he had fallen
down a steep place, so that he hurt his side and was
compelled to turn back. I sympathized, fed him, and
we awaited the return of the rest of the party, which
occurred later in the day. Both Mr. Douglas and Major
Carr were very excellent imitations of drowned rats;
their woes clung thickly to them; their faces were blue
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and lacking laughter. They’d reached the top, however,
where they had been able to do some useful work
regarding surveys of the other peaks.</p>
<p>We turned in for that night on the floor of the hut—no
more experimenting with fragile tents for us, thank
you—and the mice carried on their best entertainment
for our benefit, scampering about us, over our faces,
over our blankets, everywhere. One wakened me at
break o’ day by nibbling my nose; and deciding that
discretion was the better part of valour, we surrendered
their citadel and turned out. We packed up everything,
as Commander Wild had determined to take us off this
day or perish in the attempt; for it was quite on the cards
that if he failed to-day a favourable opportunity might
not occur again for weeks, or maybe months. As
Gough Island offered scant entertainment either for body
or mind, we were quite determined to run all reasonable
risks to regain the <i>Quest</i>.</p>
<p>The boat arrived about 8 a.m., and Commander
Wild was craftily bringing her inshore, slacking away
on the anchor rope to prevent her being smashed, when
he saw the danger of the scend of the surf lifting her and
banging her bottom down on the unkindly beach. He
pulled off and made for the lee of a high cliff, which we
ascended after landing, with the aid of ropes, hauling
our gear to its summit, afterwards lowering the lot down
the other side and sliding down the ropes ourselves.
Query presented a problem, as even a South Polar dog
can’t negotiate ropes; but some bright genius thrust him
into a sack and lowered him down willy-nilly, Query
making no end of a fuss of it all the while.</p>
<p>Fierce, very fierce gusts were coming away down
the glen with a loud screaming as of hordes of fiends,
and the surface of the water was curdled with spray,
whilst the spindrift hurtled in blinding clouds. Pushing
off, we gained the <i>Quest</i> after a stiff pull, and the
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ugly old packet seemed to smile us a genial welcome,
so homelike did she appear to our eyes.</p>
<p>Anchor was weighed and we steamed along the coast
for a short distance to where a narrow island rose like a
gigantic pillar out of the sea for about two hundred
feet. There the surf-boat went ashore again, but,
though a nasty swell was running, she came to no harm,
because a dense bed of kelp provided an ample buffer
if at any time we hit a boulder too hard. In the meantime
Jimmy, who is a man of varied accomplishments,
slew the pig.</p>
<p>Accompanied, so it seemed, by his dying screams
we got under way for Cape Town and the joys of
civilization.</p>
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