<h2>CHAPTER XIII</h2>
<p class='c007'>A few days after this animated discussion at Lady
Carey’s, there were to be seen dashing along Pall
Mall numerous chariots which halted at the ex-Walton
Club, where also fair ladies were alighting
from their wheeled couches (these had been
designed by Sinclair at Lionel’s suggestion).
There were also public conveyances of a practical
and artistic shape, made to accommodate several
passengers in a comfortable posture. The fastidious
designer could not conceal his satisfaction at the
disappearance of advertisements, which formerly
had distracted his æsthetic mind, and roused
his indignation at the public’s gullibility. The
Walton was filling fast. Everyone interested
in the future of art was there, as Lord Somerville
had promised to give an address on the Royal
Academy; and the telephones had been kept going
by friends and acquaintances of his, inviting their
friends to attend the meeting.</p>
<p>Who was that throwing the reins to his groom and
jumping out of his chariot? A familiar face. Of
course, it was H.R.H. the Duke of Schaum, so well
known to every shoe-black. He had been the very
first Royal Prince to apply to the Committee of
Social Guides and was now the mentor of Mrs
Webster. It was only natural that the eldest of
the Princes should make the first move, for rulers
still they were, if only in name and amongst themselves.
The other members of the august family
had rushed zealously into the arena, and they were
all enjoying the work. Here was Montagu Vane
walking up the steps and entering through the
swing doors at the same time as H.R.H. the Duke
of Schaum who occasionally, when Mrs Webster
gave him time to breathe, instructed the <i><span lang="fr" xml:lang="fr">dilettante</span></i>
in the art of knowing who was who. Vane had
not yet adopted a chariot; when he was not going
far from home he walked, on other occasions he
would ask his friend Mowbray to give him a lift;
for Lord Mowbray had greatly improved in the
handling of the ribbons. He had lately attached
to his service a young member of the Royal
Family, for he could endure no one lower than a
scion of royalty as his constant companion through
life! Lord Petersham, his hand on old Watson’s
shoulder, was slowly mounting the steps. Watson
had lost his insular swagger, while his lordly
companion was daily forgetting his love of party
politics as he learnt more of humanity. Since they
were no more beholden to each other for liberal
cheques, and introductions into Society, the two
men understood each other better. On their heels
rushed Tom Hornsby; he was here, there and
everywhere, witty Tom; raillery was still his
weapon, but he appeared very old-fashioned to
his contemporaries, whilst his satirical outbursts
seemed now more antiquated than the <cite>Tatler</cite> or
<cite>Spectator</cite> of Georgian civilisation. There, with
his nonchalant demeanour, came along George
Murray, who had, a few days previously, begged his
publishers to destroy his last MS., as he wished to
observe the turn of events before bringing out his
next novel.</p>
<p>The hall was full, but not over-crowded. The
Parliamentarians and many of the members in
the Upper House still kept away in the country,
where, unconsciously, they did some good work
in the resuscitation of rural life. It was remarkable
what the so-called leading classes
could do now that the greatest incentive to
snobbery had been torn from their backs. But
Danford had always prophesied as much to his
pupil.</p>
<p>Groups were forming in the spacious hall; in
one corner were Mrs Archibald, Lady Carey and
Montagu Vane; whilst in one of the large bow
windows overlooking the garden was Hornsby,
feverishly expounding some State paradox to
Lord Mowbray and a few more ex-club men.
Men came in, bowed to each other—even when
they did not recognise each other—for politeness
and courtesy had been found to be the best
policy; women lay down on large couches
carved in the walls, talking gaily to one another,
without any superciliousness. Simplicity and
graciousness was the order of the day. Many
said that they could not do otherwise than be
natural: “It is by force that we are simple, not by
taste.” But never mind what caused this transformation,
the point at least was gained: very
often the scoffer who hurls a stone at a new
edifice, in course of time sees his very weapon
help to build that which he intended to destroy.
That is the irony of Fate.</p>
<p>“You will never convince me that this kind of
democracy can last,” said Mrs Archibald to
Danford, as the latter accompanied Lionel. “I
think it is most <i><span lang="la" xml:lang="la">infra dig.</span></i> of our Royal Family to
forget who they are and to lose the little bit of
prestige which they possessed. The lowest
urchin in the street looked up to our Royalty.
Do you believe anything good can come of
their vulgarising themselves as they do?”</p>
<p>“It was quite natural that the lower classes
should have looked up to their rulers,” replied
Dan, “for they had, for centuries, told them to
do so. As you know, madam, the power of gross
credulity is great in the British nation, therefore
they will only believe you to be their equals when
you repeatedly tell it to them.”</p>
<p>“I always thought, Mr Danford”—Vane’s voice
was pitched unusually high—“that you were cut
out for a missionary, and possessed the necessary
gifts to set right all social wrongs.”</p>
<p>“My dear Mr Vane,” replied the buffoon,
“there often is a gospel wrapped up in a howling
joke. My long experience at the Tivoli and
other Music Halls taught me my Catechism more
exhaustively than my early attendance at Sunday
Schools.”</p>
<p>“Somerville is mounting the platform,” remarked
George Murray to a group of Royal Academicians
Silence soon reigned, enabling the clear, ringing
voice of the lecturer to be heard.</p>
<p>“Ladies and gentlemen, I have a new plan to
submit to you.” (“Hear! hear!”) “A plan which
suggested itself to me after my first visit, this
season, to the Royal Academy. I was struck by
the attitude of the public, and noticed group after
group passing scornfully in front of portraits,
historical subjects, and war pictures. In fact, very
few were the pictures that attracted any attention
at all. Then I observed that landscapes aroused
a good deal of attention on the part of the dissatisfied
crowds, and that pictures representing the
human form in its Edenic attire were the object
of their closest observation. I was filled with
wonderment at the evolution of a public who the
preceding year had rushed to gaze at pictures by
Sargent, Orchardson, Collier, Alma Tadema, and
the rest. As I strolled through the rooms I saw
many a woman blushing as she came in front of a
portrait of an over-dressed woman; men with
downcast eyes hurried away from the pictures of
our so-called great men in their military uniforms
or in any other garments. My first determination
on leaving the place was to have my portrait
removed; and, strange to say, the committee did
not in any way oppose my wish, as many had
thought fit, like me, to have their likenesses taken
away. This is a great sign of the present evolution
towards true art. I do not for one moment expect
our artists—who have already made their names—to
approve at once of my reform; but in time they
may come to see their past errors, as already one
step towards the reform of art has been taken by
closing the doors of the Royal Academy.” (Here
there were murmurs amongst the minority of
malcontents.) “Yes, I heard this very morning
that this would be the last day of the exhibition;
the President having resolved to take this ominous
resolution to punish the public, and teach them a
lesson. We must, all of us, bear this well in mind:
that art cannot any longer, in our new mode of
life, be the means of obtaining wealth or position,
and that nature is the sole guide and model which
is to lead the artist to artistic eminence. As to
painting garments from memory, the mere notion
of such a sartorial nightmare ought to make the
true artist shudder with horror. I therefore propose
that a committee should be organised,
similar to the one appointed for the reform of
public monuments, to judge of the pictures which,
in future, shall be sent to the Academy. The
name of the artist would only be submitted to the
committee after the picture had been accepted or
rejected. The name of the person who had sat for
the portrait would equally remain unknown, until
the majority of the members on the committee
should have recognised whom it was. The subject of
an historical picture would likewise remain unrevealed,
until the majority of members had been
able to guess the subject when they looked at the
picture—I see a few R.A.’s at the end of the
hall, laughing and whispering. I quite understand
their mirth, for they are looking forward to
mystifying the committee, whose members are
often sadly lacking in historical knowledge. I
can only advise those gentlemen at the end of the
hall to develop a keener sense of discrimination
in the choice of their subjects, before they attempt
to represent on wood, or copper—for there is no
canvas—an historical incident, without the aid of
local colour or garments. Our stage was reformed
the day that Nature held up her mirror and
showed man as God had made him; fiction said
her last word when the high pressure of our
abnormal civilisation suddenly collapsed, and
allowed man and woman to look into each other’s
eyes, and for the first time realise the abnormal
condition of their former lives. The same evolution
awaits plastic art and the painter’s avocation,
for if a committee cannot tell, by looking at a
picture, what the subject is, they will have to
retire so as to learn how to observe and how to
remember. Likewise, if an artist is unable to
paint his subject without the trapping of garment,
the sooner such an exponent of art takes to some
other means of expressing his thoughts, the better.
The aim of art, in our present civilisation, is to be
useful, either in the material or the abstract world;
and to be useful one must be clear and true—I
hear someone saying that I am limiting art
most shamefully; I think it is Mr Vane. No, I
beg his pardon, truth and lucidity do not limit art.
Had Mr Vane said that my new plan would limit
the number of artists he would no doubt have
been nearer the truth. We need only a very few
artists, just as we need very few writers, and you
will soon see that vanishing of clothes and upholstery
will reduce their number. Now, I
want to propose that a branch should be added to
this committee, whose work should be to judge
the past works hanging in our numerous galleries,
more especially those of our English artists who
have won fame. Let us take as one example out
of thousands, ‘The Huguenots’ by Millais. Have a
perfect copy drawn of it, without the clothes which
cover the figures, and let this picture be shown to
a committee of historians unacquainted with the
picture, and ask them to tell you what is ailing
these three souls at war with each other. I defy
the committee to tell you. The incidental feud
which tortures these three souls is merely anecdotal,
and not an eternally human conflict. How few of
our standard works would be comprehended
without the external label which makes the
subject intelligible. But those few, who would
escape the public’s condemnation, would be
sufficient to stimulate our young artists who are
penetrated with a true and disinterested love of
art. As to the rest who cannot learn the lesson
taught them by nature, let them put their cerebral
energy to other uses, either industrial or scientific.
We are going fast towards the time, when, as
Prudhon said, ‘The artist must at last be
convinced of this, that there is no difference
between an artistic creation and an industrial
invention.’</p>
<p>“Instead of limiting art by subjecting its productions
to truth and lucidity, I believe that we shall
give a more powerful impetus to artistic expression.
Our new mode of life will inevitably create
in us new sentiments, and more simple morals,
even new sensations, which will inevitably develop
in us new modes of expressions; so that a
greater display of facial expressions will forcibly
be followed by a richer scale of artistic execution.
Besides which, we cannot take all the credit to
ourselves in this reform of art; the public has
given us a lesson by scorning the false manifestations
of art, which inadequately represent his
present condition. We cannot stop the reform,
for the current is too strong and we must go with
it.” (Cheers and applause.) “I believe Mr Sinclair
has a few words to say to you, for which he has
this morning begged me to ask your indulgence,
though I feel sure he does not in any way
need it.”</p>
<p>Lionel left the platform, shook hands with
several men who had gathered round him, and
joined the group which included Lady Carey
and Mrs Archibald.</p>
<p>Sinclair took the position vacated by Lionel,
and leaning indolently against the table spoke as
in a reverie:—</p>
<p>“I have come to tell you, ladies and gentlemen,
of the death of the art critic.” Every head turned
towards him; one could have heard a pin drop.
Sinclair seemed to wake suddenly from his
meditation at the sound of his own voice, and
began earnestly to address his audience. “I
hope you will take it well from me, for you
know how wedded I was to my profession.
But if I have come here this day to tell you of
the total decomposition of the critic, it is only
after having maturely reflected over, and analysed
my past career. The eclipse of journalism, the
judicious weeding of publishers’ lists, have worked
a transformation in our conception of art, be it
plastic, dramatic or lyric, and we are now asking
ourselves what caused the feverish infatuation for
one particular author, painter or musician? But
we find it next to impossible to answer. Real
talent certainly was not sufficient to force the
market, nor did the eulogies of critics help to
boom a work which was distasteful to the public.
On the other hand, no anathema showered at the
head of a despised author ever stopped the sale
of his inferior work.” (Laughter—many heads
looked round the hall to see if the much-abused
author was there.) “The critic did not guide the
artist, nor did he teach the public what it had to
admire or condemn. The public was a hydra
with many heads and many judgments; from
the <cite>Letters of Elizabeth</cite> to Herbert Spencer’s
<cite>Ethics</cite>, it devoured all, for its appetite was varied
though at times unhealthy. I am sorry to say
that the only achievement of the critic was to
make the public believe he was leading it. It
was indeed very clever of him to convince the
hydra of his own importance, and as long as it
lasted it was well and good; but the reign of the
critic was ephemeral, for at every corner the
public is having its revenge now. The masses
disdainfully pass in front of pictures we extolled,
hiss the plays we boomed, and roar at the music
we admired. We coaxed the public, and conciliated
the fashionable centres of Society so as
to solidify our position and fill our purses; we
blinded the many-headed hydra, stuffed cottonwool
in its ears, and anæsthetised its power of
appreciation into believing that we were indispensable
to the development of art. The irony
of it is, that it is that very public which is giving
us a colossal lesson. Changed surroundings have
altered the standard of art; and the hydra is
giving us tit for tat. We have nothing else to
do but to retire cheerfully. My dear friends,
I come to you to cry, <i><span lang="la" xml:lang="la">Peccavi</span></i>, and to beg
for your forgiveness for past errors of judgment.
We have no need to dog the artist’s footsteps
when there exists no longer any stimulus to
inferior work, and when the reign of saleable art
is over. The era of the artist-his-own-critic is at
hand. Let the artist fight his battle with the hydra;
best of all, leave the artist to fight his own battle
with his own conscience, for the latter will
prompt him to do only that which is necessary
for the happiness of himself and others.”</p>
<p>“What about Sargent?” broke in the clarion
voice of Hornsby, who was standing at the end of
the hall, close to the President of the Academy.</p>
<p>“Ah! <i><span lang="la" xml:lang="la">mea culpa</span></i>,” solemnly uttered Sinclair,
“when you come to Sargent, you touch the depth
of artificiality—if such a thing can be said. But
our past Society was the age of tragic frivolity, and
Sargent was the Homer of that modish <cite>Odyssey</cite>.
He illustrated the law of natural selection by
making garments the main feature in his portraits.
Under his brush the inner souls of his models
withered away, while artificial surroundings and
vestments emphasised in his pictures a condition
of spurious passions and morbid excitability. Run
through, mentally, the gallery of Sargent’s portraits,
and you will see their anatomy wither under the
robe of Nessus. He endowed flounces, feathers
and ribands with Medusa-like ferocity; and the
Laocoon is not more fatally begirded, nor are his
limbs more piteously crushed by snakes, than are
these frail women’s hearts muffled and hidden by
clouds of lace and chiffon. Do you remember that
youth whom he immortalised a few years ago?
That heir to great properties on whose fatuous
brow was stamped the mark of the symbol of
militarism? That diagonal mark of white skin on
a sunburnt forehead is a painted satire. Kipling
gave us a high-flavoured <em>philippic</em> on Tommy
Atkins; to Sargent was entrusted the mission of
immortalising the Tommy of the upper classes.
Like a faithful chronicler, Sargent intended to
hand down to posterity the biography of Society
as he saw it—that is to say—the living product of
artificial environment. Hogarth was a dramatic
historian of the unbridled passions of a brutal
Society. Disrobe the figures of the <cite><span lang="fr" xml:lang="fr">Mariage à la
Mode</span></cite>, or of the <cite>Rake’s Progress</cite>, and I believe the
committee, which my friend Lord Somerville wishes
to appoint to judge our past works of art, will
easily be able to guess at a glance what tragedy is
breaking the hearts of these ungentle personages.
Sargent is the satirist of a clothed Society. His
models would exist no longer were you to divest
them of their meretricious furbelows; for their
garments are the parts which help to form the
aggregate of their psychology, and without their
frills and trimmings, they would merely be
marionettes stuffed with sawdust and held together
with screws.” (Murmurs from several groups.
The President of the Academy leaves the hall.)
“The end of Society was nigh, when it could only
boast of a School of Athens in which a Socrates
was a tailor, Aspasia a Court dressmaker, and
Diogenes an upholsterer. Plato and Aristotle’s
philosophy did not more potently influence the world
of thought of their epoch, than did the unappealable
decretals of a Paquin, and the arbitrary ukase of
a Poole.” The small minority of malcontents were
endeavouring to stop the lecturer, whose clear voice
managed to drown the hisses and the groans. He
silenced them all. “We must have the courage to
face this, for since the late cataclysm, we have
been suddenly placed on a platform from which we
are able to clearly view our past civilisation; and we
can see that formerly we had no sense of objectivity,
and that what we erroneously termed the modern
world was but the heaping together of complexities
and incongruities. Do you remember that perfect
short story by Balzac, <cite>The Unknown Masterpiece</cite>?
It is the story of an artist who jealously hides the
picture he is painting from any intruding eye. He
alone enters his sanctum, and there for hours he
works at this great work. One day, some profane
creature enters the studio, irreverently lifts the
curtain which covers the canvas, and sees—nothing.
Blurrs, daubs, uncertain design, in fact,
confusion is all he can detect. This is what we
have been doing for centuries; we daubed and
smudged our social work for want of a proper
perspective; we created a huge monstrosity just as
this artist produced an incomprehensible picture,
because he, and we, could not judge our production
from the standpoint of another. I have digressed
from my subject, and wandered far away from
what was the purpose of this address. Let
me conclude by telling you that the miserable
efforts of the critic are futile in the new era of—art
for art’s sake.”</p>
<p>Sinclair, on his way across the hall, was dazed
by the thunderous applause which greeted him on
his passage. The group of A.R.A.’s had left the
hall, no doubt to ponder these weighty questions
in solitude, and with the exception of Vane,
Mowbray, Mrs Archibald and their small group,
the whole audience was acquiescent.</p>
<p>“I never would have believed it of you, old
man,” sneered Vane. “What is to become of us,
when men like you, who kept the public taste in
check, give up the game?”</p>
<p>“My dear Montagu, that is just what we did not
do. We played hide-and-seek with the many-headed
hydra, and it has collared us now, and our
game is up. On the day when you see the
triviality of our past, as I do, you will act as I
act, and you will say what I have said.”</p>
<p>“My dear fellow”—Vane shook his head wisely—“<em>that</em>
is quite impossible unless I become a Goth. I
am one of those who never alter; but, the day you
recognise your folly, you will find me the same as
ever, ready to welcome you as our critic in all
matters of art.” And he passed on.</p>
<p>“Ever the same, incorrigible; I dare not think
what his end will be.” And Sinclair turned his
steps towards the window where Eva and Gwen
were sitting.</p>
<p>“I always told you, darling Eva, that Sinclair
would be brought unconsciously to understand
the right purport of life on the day when he
realised the true meaning of art.” Gwen pressed
Eva’s hand. “Sinclair the fastidious, the cynic,
is no more, and the man whom you honoured with
your love and trust is coming to claim you.” Eva
laid her head on her friend’s shoulder, as she
watched Sinclair, who was coming towards
them.</p>
<p>“Mr Danford,” said Lady Carey, who was
reclining in another window, “you have just
arrived in time. Do tell us who that is going on
to the platform? I am so short-sighted.”</p>
<p>The little satirist briskly turned on his heels
and looked at the thick-set, purple-faced man who
was besieging the platform.</p>
<p>“Why, that is ex-General Wellingford!”</p>
<p>“What, the man who bungled so disastrously
the early part of our African campaign?” inquired
Lady Carey.</p>
<p>“The very same, madam,” answered Danford.</p>
<p>“I am off,” suddenly exclaimed Lionel. “The
old fellow does not interest me in the least. Besides,
there is nothing more to be said about the
African campaign since our troops have had to
return from South Africa, leaving the country and
the people to themselves. <i><span lang="fr" xml:lang="fr">Au revoir</span></i>, Lady
Carey. Are you staying, Mowbray?”</p>
<p>“I think it is our duty as loyal subjects to
listen to what the head of our army has to say,”
stiffly replied Lord Mowbray.</p>
<p>“Come along then, Dan.” The two men left
the window, and passed through the crowd who
were loudly discussing the subject of art reform.
As they came to the next bow window, Lionel
saw Gwen and Eva engrossed in a lively conversation
with Sinclair. Lionel stopped, and laying
his hand on Danford’s arm said, “I shall not
disturb them. When a man has found one of the
rings that form the chain of life, he must be left to
rivet it without any interference.”</p>
<p>They passed into the vestibule.</p>
<p>“What is to be done with the War Office?”
the rough voice of the ex-general suddenly
hushed the buzzing <i><span lang="fr" xml:lang="fr">causerie</span></i>; and these portentous
words reached the ears of Lionel and Danford as
they swung the doors open, and passed out.</p>
<p>“Ha! ha! ha!” Danford held his sides, convulsed
with laughter. “Even the ex-hero of
civilised warfare is puzzled at what is to be done
with his obsolete bag of tricks!”</p>
<p>“Poor Mowbray will lose another illusion,”
remarked Lionel, and the two men walked up
toward St James’s Park.</p>
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