<h2>CHAPTER XV</h2>
<p class='c007'>“Well, my dear Gwen!”—Mrs Archibald
entered the library at Selby House, followed by
the Earl of Somerville—“I never thought I should
live to see your husband act as his own footman!”</p>
<p>“Dear Alicia”—Lady Somerville kissed the newcomer
and led her to a marble lounge—“why not
be one’s own footman? We are our own policemen,
and I do not believe the streets’ safety has
in any way suffered from it.”</p>
<p>“That’s quite different, dear Gwen. Ah! how
do, Mrs Sinclair? I had not seen you. How
shaded you keep your rooms; it is quite delightful,
and so cool, too.”</p>
<p>“Do you know, Mrs Archibald, that we are
thinking of introducing an innovation in our
households?” This was Lord Somerville. “We
are going to do away with locks, keys, and
bolts.”</p>
<p>“My dear Lionel, what on earth are you
saying?” exclaimed Mrs Archibald, raising herself
suddenly on her couch. “What about
these dreadful people who intrude, beg, or—steal?”</p>
<p>“Let them go out again,” replied Gwen merrily.
“I do not think you could find any beggars or
thieves at the present moment, for there is
nothing to steal, but what we all should feel glad
to give.”</p>
<p>“Wait for the final collapse,” interrupted Mrs
Archibald. “I am afraid you are living in a fool’s
paradise; and for your sakes I dread the awakening.
In any case, I shall have warned you.
What has pained me to the quick, has been Lady
Carey’s desertion. Mowbray told me that she
had actually mounted the platform last week to
propose some awful reform.”</p>
<p>“My mother took my place that day, as I was
unable to attend the meeting,” explained Eva
Sinclair; “but, although she did it to please me,
she is not yet won over to our cause, and she
grieves sadly over memories of the past.”</p>
<p>“Thank God! I have neither kith nor kin to
influence me. In a great crisis like this one feels
thankful to be alone in the world.”</p>
<p>“Unloved—and unloving,” murmured Eva, as
she looked up at Sinclair, who was leaning against
the mantelpiece.</p>
<p>“Here is Temple coming in with tea. He
is the only indoor servant we keep now,” and
Lionel instinctively came forward to help him to
arrange the tea-table. Temple, instead of retiring,
dallied with the cups and saucers. There
was something in the valet’s mind, but he did not
know how to put it into words.</p>
<p>“Now, Temple, there’s something you want to
say. What is it?” Gwen turned gracefully on
to her side and poured out tea.</p>
<p>“Yes, my lady; and as you are so kind as to
allow me, I shall speak. It’s about the groom,
Wiggles, my lord.”</p>
<p>“What about him?” asked Lionel. “He cannot
surely complain that he receives no wages? We
none of us get any wages nowadays.”</p>
<p>“Ah! it isn’t that, my lord. But the children
have been ailing for years, and now that the
factories in which the eldest ones worked are
closed, they would like to go back to the country.
But Wiggles doesn’t want you to think he
is complaining. He only wants a whiff of fresh
air, and he asked me to beg your lordship’s
advice.”</p>
<p>“Good gracious! there was a time when
Wiggles would not have taken such trouble to
give me notice.”</p>
<p>“It isn’t that he wishes to give notice,
my lord;—I don’t know how to put it, nor does
Wiggles. He wants, I think, to see his old people
before they die.”</p>
<p>“My poor Temple, Wiggles is like many others
who have suddenly seen life as it is, and not as it
had been made for him. We also are now able to
see things as they are. We see that if Wiggles’s
rooms in his mews are too small and dingy for
him and his family, our rooms here are too
spacious for us. But very soon we shall make it
all even.”</p>
<p>“I can’t imagine how Lionel can be such a fool
as to speak to his valet like that,” whispered Mrs
Archibald to Sinclair; “they want a good squashing,
these people.”</p>
<p>“Tell Wiggles to pack up!—ha! ha! ha!
I forgot—he has nothing to pack up. Let
him go back to his own village. Rural life is
dying out, and we want to relieve the congestion
of our capital, and bring life and happiness into
the apathetic provinces.—We must give back the
land!”</p>
<p>“Will you give this cup to your master,
Temple?” asked Gwen, handing the teacup to
the valet with the grace with which she would
have addressed a Peer of the Realm.</p>
<p>“One moment,” said Lionel, as Temple was
preparing to leave the room. “I have often, since
the storm, wanted to ask you how it was you were
so much more respectful than you used to be?
I used to wish you frequently at the bottom of
the sea, with your impertinent and supercilious
manners. Why have you altered?”</p>
<p>“I am afraid, Mrs Archibald, you have come
in at a wrong time, and your delicate feelings
will be hurt,” said Sinclair, bowing to the
diaphanous vision of past smartness, to whom he
handed a plate of sandwiches.</p>
<p>“<i><span lang="fr" xml:lang="fr">A la guerre comme à la guerre</span></i>, my dear fellow;
I have made up my mind to the worst.”</p>
<p>“It would be easier to explain my past
behaviour, my lord, than to account for my
present manner. I have been for many years in
your lordship’s service, and I only now realise
how little we understood each other.”</p>
<p>“Had you no proper respect for your masters?”
This was Mrs Archibald, who between two mouthfuls
felt it her duty to bring the discussion
down to a proper level. Temple hung his
head, and twisted his fingers. One could
hear the monotonous tick-tack of the empire
clock.</p>
<p>“Do not hesitate to say whatever you feel,
Temple,” remarked Gwen.</p>
<p>“Well, if your lordship will allow me to say so,
I think we all looked up to the aristocracy as
an institution; just as we honoured the Royal
Family and the House of Commons. But we did
not think much of them as individuals, and felt
irritable with our employers.”</p>
<p>“What a shocking word to use for your
<em>superiors</em>,” and Mrs Archibald raised her eyelids
as she laid a stress on the last word.</p>
<p>“Was I a worse master, than any other?”
inquired Lionel. “Dear Mrs Archibald, you
have nothing to eat,” and he handed a plate of
cakes to her.</p>
<p>“I think you are making a fool of yourself
Lionel,” she remarked in a low tone.</p>
<p>“Well, Temple, you do not answer my question.
Forget that you are my valet, as I shall forget I
am Lord Somerville. Let us stand man to man,
after these long centuries of grievances and misunderstandings.”</p>
<p>“For the first time in my career of a valet, I
feel that I can speak to you as a man; but I
cannot explain why it is.”</p>
<p>“It must be that we have no clothes, Temple,”
cheerfully said Sinclair, who had moved away
from the window and stood leaning on the back
of Eva’s couch.</p>
<p>“Yes, one man’s as good as another,” remarked
Lionel. “But do you not think that you all
envied us very much; for you certainly aped all
our ways?”</p>
<p>“I don’t know about our envying you, my lord.
I daresay we longed for some of your comforts,
and envied the facility with which you smoothed
down your existence, by packing yourselves off
abroad whenever you were weary of your amusements
at home. But I do not believe we ever
wanted to change our characters for yours. We
could not make you out. That is the truth about
it.—I am sure I ought not to talk so free before the
ladies.”</p>
<p>“Go on, Temple,” softly said Gwen. “I want
to know everything that has stood between you
and us for so long.”</p>
<p>“It is not that we felt no sympathy for you in
your grief. Oh, dear! no. When a Duke loses
the wife he loves, or a lady the child she adores,
it goes straight to a man’s heart, whoever that
man is. But it was in your funny kinds of worries
that we were at sea. It seemed so childish to
worry about trifles. I remember your lordship’s
mother; I never saw anyone put out for nothing
as she was. The lady’s maid once told me that
her ladyship had not slept for two nights because
one course at dinner had been spoiled. We all
laughed very much about that in the servants’
hall. If such a thing had happened to any of us
in our homes, we should have taken it jokily, and
told our friends that we couldn’t help the roast
mutton being underdone, or the pudding being
burnt. Very likely we should have ended by
telling them, that if they only came for what
they could get out of us, they had better stay at
home.”</p>
<p>“Had we had the courage to live according to
simpler rules, we should have been saved the
innumerable pin-pricks which made our social
existences so irksome, and for which we received
no sympathy.” Gwendolen looked at Temple as
if she had discovered the reason of all past
dissensions.</p>
<p>“We always thought,” resumed the valet, “that
the upper classes worried themselves about
nothing; and we naturally concluded that, in
their way of seeing life and of feeling imaginary
sorrows, lay the difference between them and us.” A
fly was beating its tiny body against a window-pane.
“I remember my father telling me how he once
lay, badly wounded, in the Crimean War. On the
ground, close to him, lay Captain Willesmere,
severely injured in the groin. My father said he
never should forget the moment when the young
captain turned towards him, writhing under his
pain, and offered him the last drops of brandy in
his flask. The exertion had no doubt been too
much for the young man, for he fell back in a
swoon. That drop of spirits saved my father’s
life, my lord, and he often told me that at that
time he felt there was no social distance between
himself and the Earl’s son.”</p>
<p>“I do hope the gallant Captain soon recovered,”
eagerly remarked Mrs Archibald. “Just what a
gentleman would do; but I am afraid the lower
class is not worth such sacrifice.”</p>
<p>“The next time they met,” went on Temple,
“it was in the hall of Gloucester House; many
years after. My father was footman, and
Captain Willesmere had become the Earl of
Dunraven. The crowd was great, and my father,
who had only just recovered from a severe illness,
was suddenly overcome by the heat, and as he
helped the Earl with his coat, fell all of a heap on
his shoulder. The latter, furious at being thus
familiarly handled, pushed my father forward, who
fell on his back and heard the nobleman say,
‘Damn you, rascal, are you drunk? can’t you see
who I am?’ When as a result, my father had to
seek another situation, he could not but reflect
with bitterness upon the disparity which exists
between classes; although he wondered what
difference there was between a trooper who lay
wounded on the ground for his country, and a
footman who felt suddenly ill whilst fulfilling his
duties in his master’s house.”</p>
<p>“I suppose great emergencies such as wars and
earthquakes bring out the best in man, and make
him forget the artificial barriers between his fellow-creatures
and himself,” said Lionel.</p>
<p>“Of course, my lord, I know that domestics are
looked down upon. I know also that they are
often cunning, inquisitive, more or less lazy,
curious as to their master’s correspondence, and
fonder still of their master’s cigars.”</p>
<p>“I see, Temple, that you are not over partial to
your own class,” broke in Sinclair.</p>
<p>“I cannot help thinking of these things now,
sir, but after all, the defects that we have, are, in a
sort of way, initiated by you. We loved gambling,
betting, drinking, and lolling about; and as far as
passions go, I daresay we have the same amount
of animal spirits as a Duke or even a Royal Prince,
with this difference that in your upper circles your
lives are never blighted, whatever you may do;
and your friends do not cut you for such misdemeanours
as drinking too heavily or betting too
recklessly. I fail to see why our private lives
should be sifted through and through before we
can have the privilege of handing your dishes
round at table or of sitting in silence in your halls,
whilst some members of the peerage are allowed
to make laws for their country, although they, each
day, are breaking God’s laws and Society’s
rules.”</p>
<p>“I quite agree with you, my good fellow,”
suddenly remarked Lionel, “and this is the reason
why we have given up pulling the wires of Government.”</p>
<p>“We respect you the more for it, my lord.”</p>
<p>“Now, Temple?” And Gwen leaned her
graceful form over the carved arm of her couch;
her whole attitude was one of apology for the
harm she had unconsciously committed in her
past state. “Let me know my grievous wrongs.
Do not spare me.”</p>
<p>“My poor Gwen,” exclaimed Mrs Archibald,
hiding her face in her hands. “What has become
of your feminine modesty?”</p>
<p>“Let him speak, Alicia; true feminine delicacy
is not hurt by the knowledge of injustice. Temple
go on.”</p>
<p>“Well, my lady, I have heard strange things in
my time. The first thing I learned in my career
was that there was one law of hygiene for ladies
and another for servants. I once heard a lady
say that to keep well one ought to go out at least
twice a day. But the same lady would have considered
her butler or her housemaid impudent and
unreasonable, had they asked to go out once a
day. The same thing is true as regards stimulants.
I have known many ladies, young and old, who
said they had to have hock at lunch, port at
dinner; their doctors prescribed it, and they
believed it to be indispensable to their general
health. But, had the footman or kitchen-maid
said they must have claret at lunch, Moselle at
supper; or had the housemaid hinted that a glass
of sherry would be acceptable after turning out a
room, I declare their mistress would have put
them down as confirmed drunkards, and would
have warned her friends against any servant
who asked for beer money. I beg pardon, my
lord, but are you sure you do not mind my plain
speaking?”</p>
<p>“No, my good man, we want to hear the truth,
for we never heard you tell us anything but fibs
before.”</p>
<p>“You are very funny, my lord, but you have hit
it right. Yes, we told fibs, big lies even. But
telling the truth never paid. This was the first
commandment of the servants’ catechism. In our
very first situation we became familiar with a
system of deceit. Still, you know yourselves how
particular you were about servants always speaking
the truth! I often wondered how the upper
classes would have behaved had they been in our
places? I don’t think they would have done very
differently under the circumstances. We have all
the same perception of injustice, we all feel its
sting, and as kicking against it does not help us,
compromise is the only course left us. Do you
not compromise more or less with your conscience,
when your god, Society, sets out rules that are too
stringent? We are all men, my lord, although
the Duchess of Southdown thought the contrary.
I heard her say one day that she would
have preferred a man for a lady’s maid, as
they were more punctual and less talkative;
and as to the sex, that did not matter—‘a
servant was not a man!’ You can’t think
what a funny impression it makes on one to hear
such things.”</p>
<p>“Then you do not believe, Temple, that masters
ever could have inspired loyalty in their servants?”
inquired Sinclair.</p>
<p>“I must ask you, sir, whether there ever existed
true loyalty on the part of the master to his
servants? I have rarely seen it. The distance
between the classes was too great, and the gulf
grew daily wider and deeper when you convinced
yourselves that you were in every way different
from ‘those kind of people.’ The worst of it
was, that by dint of widening the gulf between
us, we naturally became strangers to each other.
Our personal griefs and joys you ignored;
you did not want to be bothered with our
worries. We were salaried to be outwardly
devoted and sympathetic, to minister to your
wants, rejoice in your successes, condole in your
misfortunes, whilst our own hearts ached from
private sorrows.”</p>
<p>“How you must have despised us!” said
Lionel.</p>
<p>“What an accumulation of vindictiveness must
have filled your hearts for those who used you
so!” echoed Gwen.</p>
<p>“No, my lady, that is not quite true. I have
seen more envy and hatred amongst the upper
class than amongst ourselves. We accepted the
injustice of our social condition, and we got out of
you all we could on the sly. We made fun of you,
and often put you down as not quite so wise as
you gave yourselves out to be. The last kitchen-maid
of the Duchess of Southdown was very comical
on that point. Whenever she heard the servants
relating some new freak of her grace, or some
funny incident that had happened in the drawing-room,
she would invariably say, whilst she
washed the dishes, ‘Leave them alone, they
can’t ’elp it, they know no better.’ We ended
by believing the girl had hit on the real cause
of the aristocracy’s behaviour, and that their
caprices and vagaries could only be put down to
ignorance.”</p>
<p>“And you were right,” suddenly remarked Eva,
“we wilfully ignored the fact that you had to start
life from a different point from our own, and we
were horrified at you not meeting us on our level.
We accused you of inferiority and ignorance, but
we never thought of blaming the conditions into
which we had put you.”</p>
<p>“Ah! ma’am!” continued Temple, “I have
heard terrible things said in the refined homes of
the gentry; and in my presence, ladies have
uttered ’orrible sentences. For instance about the
war. I don’t myself understand politics, and I
can’t tell if our Government was right or wrong;
but there are the women, the children, the ruined
home, and to my mind it did not seem quite
right. I heard many ladies who came to have tea
with your lordship dismiss the whole question
with a wave of the hand: ‘It could not be helped;
war would always be necessary.’ One lady
actually said that she <em>loved</em> war—surely that lady
had never seen a battlefield. Another one
remarked that ‘People who were not in favour of
the war were not patriotic, and ought to be sent
out of the country.’ You all drank your whisky
and champagne in honour of England’s greater
glory and prosperity; and we thought it a queer
world in which glory had to be paid for so dearly,
and prosperity acquired at the cost of precious
lives.”</p>
<p>“Ah! but, you see, Temple, you were not a
Colonial Secretary, nor were you a financier,”
said Ronald Sinclair.</p>
<p>“Anyhow, I never heard a lady express herself
as a true woman about any kind of misfortune.
As a footman I used to serve cups of tea at
entertainments organised for charitable purposes,
and heard there some rum remarks. One lady
said in reply to another who was relating to her
some pitiful story of misery, ‘Well, you see,
dear Lady So-and-So, these people are more or
less accustomed to privations.’ And I heard
another lady say that misery was relative: a
millionaire reduced to a paltry income of £3000
a year suffered more actual privations than a
poor man who could not afford meat once a
week. I thought of old Bill Tooley’s widow
who was found dead from starvation last winter.
There was no question of relative misery in her
case, for one can’t do more than die. Can one,
my lord?”</p>
<p>“We have lived long enough under the delusion
of our superiority over you. We must once for all
face the truth and have the courage to say that it was
only owing to the unfairness in the game of life
that we won the trumpery race. We were given
points at our birth, and later, as we entered
Sandhurst or the Universities, points were granted
us to enable us to advance quicker towards the
winning-post. But these advantages which gave
us our social distinctions, were as many rungs cut
off from the ladder, rendering the ascent laborious
to others, and the top unreachable. Life is the
arena in which all men have to run the race—in
their skins.”</p>
<p>“This is beyond me, my lord,” humbly said the
valet. “Only educated people, such as you, can
discuss these topics. I ’ave spoken what I felt;
if I have made you understand a little more about
what we were, so much the better; but I am
an ignorant man, and you must excuse my
speech.”</p>
<p>“My good man, ignorance is easily remedied;
besides, we have a great deal to learn, perhaps
more than you have, for we set ourselves up as
your teachers, although we knew little either of
you or of ourselves. But how is it that you
should think that education causes a man’s
superiority, when you used to believe that wealth
constituted supremacy?”</p>
<p>“Well, my lord, it was the only difference we
could see between the upper classes and the
lower ones. But I seem now to judge things from
another point of view; it must be owing to our
having no livery, and to your lordship’s appearing
to me as God made you. We do not envy
beauty, for we know that it is not made in
factories at the expense of children’s health and
youth.”</p>
<p>“The vanishing of clothes has done more for
human equality than all the philanthropists’
efforts, or the anarchists’ steel blade,” remarked
Sinclair.</p>
<p>“Now, Temple,” said Lord Somerville, “you
must go with Wiggles, and taste some of your
native air. I no more need your services, and
you can tell the other servants that they can
return to their houses. Our daily life is very
much simplified.”</p>
<p>“Yes, my lord—I know fresh air is necessary to
our lungs, but I have an idea which I should like
to communicate to the Committee of Reforms.”</p>
<p>“Bravo, Temple! Have as many ideas as ever
you can lodge in your head. We are putting
high premiums on ideas.”</p>
<p>“There,” anxiously murmured Mrs Archibald,
“I told you that would come. We shall be
ridden over by that multitude of unemployed.
Oh! Lionel, what are you doing?” And the
poor, diaphanous lady closed her eyes in agony at
the social chaos she mentally contemplated.</p>
<p>“My dear madam,” replied Lionel, “Danford
is right when he says that our race can achieve
the wildest Utopia, if only they can first see the
practical working of it.”</p>
<p>Temple now left the room, carrying the tea-tray
away with him.</p>
<p>“Do you not, Eva dear, feel bitter remorse for
all the harm we have unconsciously inflicted?”
inquired Gwen, taking her friend’s hand within
hers.</p>
<p>“For my part,” broke in Mrs Archibald, “I
have never felt so ashamed, as when that horrid
man described us as <em>he</em> sees us. I did not know
what to do with myself, where to hide myself. I must
confess that creature has made me feel conscious,
and I felt hot waves burning me from head to
toe.” Mrs Archibald pressed her hands over her
forehead, whilst her breast heaved short, convulsive
sobs.</p>
<p>“So did Adam and Eve blush when the
Almighty made them feel conscious of their sin,”
said Sinclair, as he leaned over the lounge of the
poor, stricken-down woman. “Do not worry, Mrs
Archibald; a blush at the right moment is a
healthy feeling, and the shame which filled your
being, at the description of your past, is the proof
that the mirror faithfully gave you back your own
image.”</p>
<p>“It’s all very well for you to speak—you have
your lives fixed up, and I do not see much merit
in your taking things jauntily, when you have
chosen charming companions to help you. Look
at me, all alone in this stupid, uninteresting world.
What am I to do?” and the sobs became louder.
“Even Lady Carey has deserted our side. The
ship is sinking, and the waves are rushing over
us.”</p>
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