<h2>CHAPTER XVI</h2>
<p class='c007'>“I say, Danford, it is far more dignified to go
about as we do; there is no shamming any more,”
said Sinclair, as he linked his arm in that of Lionel.
The three men were coming down Bond Street.
“No one stops me to make irrelevant remarks on
my matrimonial affairs.” His spirits were buoyant,
he felt himself master of the world, not merely
the master over men; neither did he enjoy that
spurious sense of independence which made him
formerly, as a man of fashion, order his pleasures
at such an hour, his carriage at another; but he
felt that noble freedom which emancipated him
from trifling bonds and conventional statutes.</p>
<p>“When you taught John Bull that happiness can
exist without church fees and Society’s sanction,
and that sorrow is really ennobled by the absence
of funeral plumes and crocodile tears, you taught him
an everlasting lesson,” answered the little buffoon.</p>
<p>“Don’t you think,” suddenly exclaimed Lionel,
“that the streets are looking more rational than
they used to?” They were crossing Piccadilly.
“See how these long arcades protect the
pedestrians in bad weather; and notice the
spacious galleries opened out under the houses
where the shops used to be.”</p>
<p>“Yes, my lord, shop-land is no more. We owe
that improvement to your valet.”</p>
<p>“His plan turned out a real success,” said
Lionel, “and the fellow is as active in his present
work of reform as he was lazy in his past
career.”</p>
<p>“Idleness has disappeared with the injustice
which separated classes; the meanest urchin
knows that there is a premium applied to brains,
and that premium is—universal happiness.”</p>
<p>“Now that we all work,” said Lionel, “you
would not find a man or a woman who would not
willingly help in the construction of machinery to
liberate mankind from slavery. Look at these
galleries running under the arcades; in each arch
there is a large board with electric bells which
communicate with edifices outside London, where
all the necessaries of life are fabricated. Each
house has one of these boards, and thus meals
for invalids, the sweeping and washing up of
rooms, in fact, all the necessaries of life can be
obtained by merely pressing one of these electric
bells.”</p>
<p>“Likewise—the dining-halls,” said Danford,
“have been considerably improved and simplified;
cooking by electricity has given back freedom to
thousands of cooks and scullion-maids. Instead
of personal attendance, there are trays placed on
electric trollies running along in the middle of the
dinner-tables, which stop at each guest, and
which can be started again on their course by
touching a small bell. What a transformation the
City has undergone, to be sure. We all put our
shoulders to the wheel; at stated hours we work
for the welfare of all, and the labour seems light,
for it is divided, and the aim is universal contentment.
No task is beneath us; no employment is
too trivial, were it even to fix a screw in the axle
of a small wheel, providing that wheel leads us
swiftly to the goal.”</p>
<p>“The wrong labour,” broke in Lionel, “was
that which toiled for the luxuries of a few to the
detriment of the many; but the labour undertaken
by all, for the greatest happiness of
all, is as exhilarating as the early morning’s
breeze.”</p>
<p>“You would never know the people you elbow
now from those with whom you used to associate,”
said Danford. “Could you recall in the man just
coming out of the ex-Atheneum Club the former
frequenter of the past race-course?”</p>
<p>“Ah! that’s the Duke of Norbury,” answered
Sinclair. “The fellow looks altogether normal.
Certainly he is not so common in his plain—skin.”</p>
<p>“That is because his sporting grace has lost the
label which directed him to Newmarket,” answered
Dan.</p>
<p>They had reached Trafalgar Square, and very soon
faced Parliament Street. Suddenly the little buffoon
halted and, bursting out laughing, exclaimed,—</p>
<p>“By Jove! are you aware that this day is the
24th of June? the day on which the Coronation
was to be held?” The three men paused; they
looked round in wonderment. Birds were singing
merrily as they hopped on the Landseer lions,
the soft breeze wrinkled the surface of the water
in which lads and lassies were ducking, and splashing
each other in merry laughter.</p>
<p>“Do you not hear, in your mind’s ear,” sententiously
spoke Danford, “the distant rumble of drums
and metallic strains of military bands? Does not
your mind’s eye perceive in the distance the glittering
of swords in the sunshine, and the variegated
uniforms of Colonial and Indian armies? Slowly
comes the procession up Parliament Street,
furrowing its way through an ebbing and flowing
wave of humanity. The great of the land are all
there, labelled with their uniforms. There, look,
comes a gilded coach. In that coach I can see
two figures, systematically bowing on either side
of the carriage. What is the meaning of these two
figures got up like dolls for the occasion?”</p>
<p>“My poor Dan, there is no meaning in them.
They are the symbol of past inconsistency,”
replied Sinclair.</p>
<p>“How was it,” asked Lionel, “that with all that
science was doing for the progress of the modern
world, and with all that art was creating to make
life beautiful, how was it we never came any
nearer to happiness?”</p>
<p>“My dear Lionel,” answered Sinclair, “because
we wanted to reconcile our modern world with the
old one. Steering our way back into the past
against the current which carried us on to the
future was hard work, very often a perilous
expedition; we travestied barbarous passions
with new garments, to make them more presentable
to our modern world; and the thirst for conquest
and wealth was disguised under the mask
of political philanthropy. Vice had its fur-lined
overcoat; ruthless money-diggers and empire-makers
stalked through the town as modern
Aladdins; sometimes even, they raised their own
eyes to the exalted position of God’s A.D.C.
Prostitution left street corners to mount the
marble steps of palaces, where the hand of the
clergy helped it to enter the precincts of social
Paradise—”</p>
<p>“Listen, my lord,” interrupted Danford. “Do
you hear the tramping of horses’ hoofs? Conquering
heroes, whose glory is written on the sands
of life, are coming.”</p>
<p>“Posterity with her broom and shovel will clear
away the dust of their rubbish,” said Lionel. “It
will collect in its dust-pan some strange manifestations:
Cæsar, Napoleon, Marlborough—”</p>
<p>“Leave out the more recent names,” broke in
Sinclair; “they are too near to us.”</p>
<p>“You are right,” said Lionel. “Still, posterity,
in her impartial summing up, will be more lenient
towards those whose crimes were the results of
unpolished ignorance, than towards those whose
lust was cleverly screened by Pharisaism. It will
not be hard on Edward III. and Philippe le Bel
for haggling over France like two butcher’s dogs
over a bone; but I am afraid it will judge
unmercifully our modern civilisations which masqueraded
and played parts unsuited to them.
Has the Hundred Years’ War given the supremacy
to either France or England? What has the
Inquisition and the Spanish ascendency over
the Dutch Republic done for Spain’s prosperity?”</p>
<p>“And what would the annexation of the South
African Provinces have done for England’s
glory, had not the storm put a sudden stop to
his country’s hysterical fits?” inquired Danford.</p>
<p>“Our old world has gone through a good deal of
alteration,” remarked Sinclair. “Maps have always
impressed me as the saddest annals of history. As
a boy, I used to turn the pages of atlas books
with the keenest interest; they spoke to me of
human struggles, of longings and morbid regrets.”</p>
<p>“Yes,” added Danford, “maps are the medical
charts of the intermittent fevers from which
countries suffer.”</p>
<p>“Thank God for the blessings His water-spout
has conferred on us!” burst out Lionel. “I
shudder when I think that we might, on this very
day, have witnessed this fantastic pageantry.
The opium-eater, in his weirdest delirium, could
not have pictured a more uncanny parade, than
the one we should have beheld at the dawn of
the twentieth century: London—a huge pawnbroker’s
shop—turning out into the streets all its
pandemonium! the properties of our modern
world thrown together, higgledy-piggledy, with
the paraphernalia of a Cinderella pantomime!
The incongruous was then the order of the day,
and our brains, before the storm, were the
receptacles of untidy ideas.”</p>
<p>“My lord, do you hear in the distance the bells
of St Paul’s ringing their peals?”</p>
<p>“Yes, they are ringing for the sacred union of
clericalism with worldly wisdom.”</p>
<p>“How could we reconcile the symbolic ceremony
of a crowned monarch with the limitations of our
constitution?” asked Danford. “How was it
possible to adapt obsolete palliaments to the
democratic innovation of the coat and skirt? For I
think we may truly call this revolution in feminine
dress the 1789 of Histology.”</p>
<p>“You are right, my dear Dan, but I want to
know what our epoch was aiming at?” asked
Sinclair, sitting down on one of the steps. “Was
it playing a practical joke on democracy, or was
it acting a monarchical burlesque? What had our
fashionable metropolis to do with the customs of
a London which began at the Strand, and whose
centre was the Tower? Doubtless, the auditory
faculty of a Plantagenet would have suffered from
the bustling London of Edward VII., and the
clamouring noise of a railway station would have
certainly upset the nerves of even that bloodthirsty
Richard III.”</p>
<p>“The fact is, my dear fellow,” said Lionel, who
sat down near Sinclair, “we had, before the storm,
arrived at the cross-roads, and had to choose which
turning we should take. Were we to go straight
ahead, regardless of past traditions, on a motor
car; or should we have chosen a shady road and
ambled back to Canterbury on a Chaucerian cob,
escorting that gentle dame yclept “Madam
Eglantine”? The twentieth century was the
sphinx confronting us. Were we going to meet
it with an old adage, or were we at last to be
Œdipus and solve the question?”</p>
<p>“As long as we dragged at our heels the worthless
baggage of the past, we could not proceed on
our road.” Danford stood in front of the two
men. “We went to our political business in fairy
coaches, and could not make out why we arrived
too late for Parliamentary tit-bits. We were playing
the fool on the brink of a precipice, and spent
our time and energy in staging a sort of ‘Alice in
Wonderland’ in a graveyard. It was as tragic as it
was flippant, and if posterity will laugh at our inconsistency,
how much more must Mediævalism
grin at our lack of adaptability. I should like to
know what King Alfred or Queen Bess have to
say about us?”</p>
<p>“Poor Alfred,” sighed Lionel, “I feel for him,
for he must be mortified at having given the first
impulse to English language to produce—Marian
Crivelli!”</p>
<p>“Ha! ha! ha! As to dear old Bess,” remarked
Sinclair; “with all her cunning, and the improbity
of her politics, she was essentially modern—of her
times modernity, naturally, for of course, Conservatism
and Radicalism are relative. Had she
seen the development of science; had she crossed
the Channel in one hour, and the Atlantic in a
week; and had she been able to send a wireless
message to a distant continent, she would have
jumped with delight!—she would have twigged
in an instant that the curtain had dropped upon
the old world, and she would have advised her
successor to throw unscrupulously overboard,
crown, sceptre, regal goods and chattels—in fact,
all royal overweight—to save the crew!”</p>
<p>“That reminds me,” suddenly said Lionel, “that
I had a telephonic <i><span lang="fr" xml:lang="fr">causerie</span></i> this morning with
Victor de Laumel, in Paris. He said that at the
clubs everyone was discussing the latest. The
Sovereigns of Europe are going to meet in congress
at the Hague to confabulate on what they
had better do in face of this strange event in
England.”</p>
<p>“When the Sovereigns themselves are aware of
the inconsistency of their condition, and the
futility of their prerogatives, then their eyes will
be open as to what their future conduct has to
be.”</p>
<p>“That is just what Victor says. They are as
excited about this congress, in Paris, as they were
about Fashoda and Dreyfus, and, naturally, they
blame us for it; all the smart clubs are dead
nuts against England for playing into the hands of
Jove.”</p>
<p>“Oh! that does not astonish me in the least,”
said Danford. “But about this congress, Lord
Somerville, I think we have already taught the
world a lesson, and that sooner than I ever expected.
At this rate the storm of London will
rank as the greatest event in the history of
nations. If you look at history impartially, you
will find that every reform carried in its breast the
seed of another excess. A wrong was abolished,
by what, at the time, appeared a right principle,
until another standpoint was reached, which
showed us the wrong side of the right principle.”</p>
<p>“If this strange condition of ours,” broke in
Sinclair, “does, after all, lead to the reform of the
governing classes from within, then, indeed, it was
worth losing one’s shirt!” And the three men
laughed heartily.</p>
<p>“Look round, my lord,” and Danford pointed
to the National Gallery. “You have given the first
impetus to true art.”</p>
<p>“No, no, Danford,” interrupted Lionel. “It
was the public who gave me the hint.”</p>
<p>“Never mind, my lord, the thing is done, and
you have awakened the consciousness of our
English artists. Look down Parliament Street,
where your mind’s eye saw, a minute ago, the
pantomime of Government; you can see our
ancient seat of Parliament transformed into the
sanctuary of technical education. The old lobbies
are swarming with efficient teachers. Public
education, as it was to be found in our old haunts
of Eton, Rugby, etc., etc., was the proper training
for privileged classes; but the present education,
which is not compulsory, is the training of the
child and adult without social barriers; and the
only religious dogma which he must live up to
is this: that the welfare of all is the welfare of
each.”</p>
<p>“And yet,” sadly remarked Sinclair, “science is
still but empiric, as it has not yet revealed to us
the mystery of the human heart; that remains
a sealed letter. Some writer has named that
mysterious recess of individuality, ‘the hidden
garden’; but how ignorant we still are of its
vegetation. Do we know what causes, in that
hidden garden of the soul, a lovely rose to grow
where the soil was barren; or a toadstool to
sprout where the seed of a robust plant had been
sown?”</p>
<p>“No, we know no more of each other’s inner
souls than the early Britons knew of steam and
electricity,” said Lionel. “As long as we have
not reached complete consciousness we shall never
triumph over the inconsistencies which place men
on different platforms, and spur them on to fight
unfair battles.”</p>
<p>“Ah, my lord, you have a receptive mind, and I
knew, from the beginning, that the day would
come when you would open your eyes to the gulf
which separates man from man. Yesterday morning
the Committee of Music Hall Artists introduced
at our meeting a queer sort of man, who
struck me as visionary in his ideas, and matter-of-fact
in the carrying out of his plans.”</p>
<p>“Surely, Dan, he was an American,” remarked
Sinclair, “for the gift of bottling the ocean, or of
cramming into a nutshell all the contradictory
philosophical theories, belongs to that race which
unites the creative power of a Jupiter to the
jugglery of a mountebank.”</p>
<p>“What that man, be he god or charlatan,
suggests is too grave to be spoken of lightly or
to be taken up in a minute,” continued Danford,
“and I implore your lordship not to jump too
quickly at a conclusion. But, to come to facts,
this man avers that he has discovered the means
of reading human thoughts and secret motives
just as clearly as one sees the hidden structure of
a body by means of the X-rays. He says that we
have, owing to our normal hygiene and purity of
life, arrived at the time when this invention will
be necessary to bring perfect happiness to human
beings; and that our past weeks of paradisaical
existence have changed John Bull and made him
thirst for a complete knowledge of his fellow-creatures.
This is a serious matter, gentlemen,
and, for God’s sake, do not let us wreck the future
bliss of the world through our incautiousness.
You have done much for John Bull, my lord, but
you have done it chiefly by being tactful with him,
and by not ruffling his susceptibilities. After all,
man is a strange being: he clings to the prejudices
which makes his life a living purgatory; and you
must first see John Bull develop a craving to
investigate the ‘hidden garden’ before the final reform
of man by man can be effected from within.”</p>
<p>“Let us curb our enthusiasm for the sake of
John Bull,” buoyantly exclaimed Lionel, “and let
us turn back, Danford. It is getting late, and I
have to be at the old War Office to meet ex-Field-Marshal
Burlow, to discuss with him what is to be
done with the old offices.”</p>
<p>“My lord!” and Danford put his hand on
Lionel’s shoulder, “an idea has just struck me!
You can do a good turn to the American Seer, by
giving over to him the War Office for his scientific
experiments. What could be more fitted to the
science which is devoted to the extension of sympathy,
than the dwelling in which was planned
the extermination of races?”</p>
<p>“My dear man, the Seer shall have the old
rookery, if I have a voice in the matter, although
I fear the shadows of past victims and the remembrance
of foregone civilised warfare will lurk
at every corner, and interfere with his humanising
studies.”</p>
<p>“Quite the contrary,” said Sinclair. “The Seer,
if he is what we think, is sure to be stimulated by
the ghosts of barbaric civilisations, and his sense
of humour will make him chuckle at the irony of
fate, which selected him to metamorphose Janus’s
eyrie into a temple of love and peace.”</p>
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