<h2>CHAPTER XVIII</h2>
<p class='c007'>“How isolated we are in this wide, wide world,”
said Mrs Archibald to Lord Mowbray, a few days
after the meeting in St Paul’s. They had rambled
beyond Putney Bridge on a warm afternoon, and
having reached Barnes Commons had seated
themselves upon the soft grass. These two recalcitrants
mourned pitifully over their present
state and uncongenial surroundings, and, as they
sat, related to each other in short, spasmodic
sentences their grievous historiette of woe. Anecdote
after anecdote escaped their lips, which
recalled a past glory, a social Paradise for ever
lost to them. Mrs Archibald described to her
companion the scene in Lord Somerville’s library,
when Temple had spoken what she had at the
time considered such shameful words. However,
she was beginning to have some dim understanding
of what Sinclair had meant when he said that
a blush at the right moment was a good thing;
and she and Lord Mowbray felt somewhat uncomfortable
as they realised the anomaly of recalling
a clothed Society in their state of nature. For the
first time in their artificial lives did their two
hearts throb and long for something they had
never known, and as they talked bitter tears
trickled down their pale cheeks. When they had
nearly finished their task of disentangling the
skein of their complex past lives, they came to a
full stop; and behind the mass of frivolity and
petty sorrowings evoked by their anxious brain,
they remarked in a corner, a dying Cupid, panting
for life, whom they decided to revive. But here
we must stop, for it does not do always to analyse
the motives of human beings; suffice it to say that
in their frenzied revolt against the uncongeniality
of their surroundings, they fell into each other’s
arms. Often a puerile cause has been the means
of working out a momentous effect. But a remarkable
thing occurred to these two recalcitrants,
as they stood heart to heart, lip to lip: one by
one their prejudices disappeared, the shallowness
of their social past dawned upon them, and
they now saw the meaning of their present
condition.</p>
<p>They returned to London, to the great world,
as man and wife, and completely cured of their
feverish delusion.</p>
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<p>But where was <em>he</em>? Where, the little <i><span lang="fr" xml:lang="fr">dilettante</span></i>
who had for years carefully ministered to
Society’s artistic needs? He had fed the <em>grand
monde</em> with small buns of his own making, and his
flatterers and parasites had turned away from him
in disgust, begging for some other bun of a better
kneading.</p>
<p>Towards the end of July, Lord Somerville and
his faithful buffoon were walking in Half Moon
Street when Lionel suddenly suggested that they
should look up Montagu Vane.</p>
<p>“As you like, my lord,” replied Danford; “I
have not caught sight of the little figure for many
days.”</p>
<p>They came to the <i><span lang="fr" xml:lang="fr">dilettante’s</span></i> house, where, as
in every house in England, the front door stood
open. (Vane had not been able to resist public
opinion, and for the sake of his own reputation as
a fashionable man, he had given way to this
custom.) The two men entered the hall, and as
they began to ascend the staircase they had the
impression of penetrating into the Palace of the
Sleeping Beauty. They went up the narrow stairs,
very soon found themselves in the large drawing-rooms,
and looked round at the frescoed walls
representing mythological subjects.</p>
<p>“This place of fashionable gatherings looks
more abandoned than the deserts of Arabia,”
said Lionel, “this was the last haunt of the social
<i><span lang="fr" xml:lang="fr">élite</span></i>; and there is about these rooms a stale
aroma of <i><span lang="fr" xml:lang="fr">vieille Société</span></i>, which makes me feel
faint.”</p>
<p>They seated themselves upon chairs carved in
the shape of shells; other seats and <i><span lang="fr" xml:lang="fr">fauteuils</span></i>
represented flowers and fruits, in imitation of
Dresden china. Poor Vane, he had done his level
best to keep up his standard of rococo art.</p>
<p>“I was told that very few came to his parties
of late—was that so?” inquired Danford.</p>
<p>“Ah! my dear Dan, I have seen him waste his
energy and such gifts as he had to entertain half-a-dozen
men and women, so as to keep up his
ephemeral influence over what he still persisted
in calling—his <i><span lang="fr" xml:lang="fr">salon</span></i>. Some, like Mrs Archibald—ah!
I always forget she is Lady Mowbray now—came
with her present husband; Lady Carey
accompanied them, simply for the sake of past
associations, or out of pity. One evening—ah! I
can never forget that evening, why! it was only
last week—Sinclair and I arrived at ten o’clock,
and found Vane all alone, in that very shell-seat
you are in. He was waiting for his guests. I can
see him in my mind’s eye, lying back, his eyes
shut. The rooms were discreetly lighted up;
the tables, or monopodiums, as he insisted on
calling them, were laden with luscious fruit, whilst
muffled melody of an invisible orchestra, playing
antiquated gavottes and <span lang="it" xml:lang="it">minuettos</span>, was heard in
the distance. Latterly these were the only strains
he approved of. When he caught sight of us in
the doorway, he got up and came forward, seizing
hold of our hands. ‘Oh! my dear friends,’ said
he, ‘you are welcome! You will help me to-night.’
I noticed a thrill of sadness in his voice,
and I detected a tear in the corner of his eye.
‘What’s up?’ asked Sinclair. ‘My dear friends,’
he replied, ‘you will never guess. The Prince of
Goldstein-Neubaum, my social guide, has dropped
me!’ Poor Vane went on telling us that the
Prince had telephoned to him an hour ago, announcing
that he could no longer continue to be
his guide. ‘And what do you think?’ went on
the little <i><span lang="fr" xml:lang="fr">dilettante</span></i>, ‘he said he was going to join
the School of Observation! Too dreadful, my
poor friends. When the leaders of Society give
up the game, what is there left? Of course you,
who represent our Peerage, are utterly lost, so are
the men who, like you, Sinclair, directed the
public’s taste; but there still remained Royalty,
and I always hoped they would ultimately bring
you all back to a saner way of regarding life.’
‘And you are all alone?’ said Sinclair to him.
‘Well, we shall help you. Do you expect many
to-night?’ as he looked round at the great display
of flowers and refreshments. ‘To tell you the
truth,’ and Vane spoke in subdued tones, ‘I
thought it was time to bring matters to a crisis,
and I telephoned all over London to remind my
friends that this evening would be my last At
Home, as the season would soon break up.’ My
dear Dan, it was pitiful to watch the poor
little man’s sadness, and I have never been so
sorry for him as I was on that memorable
evening.”</p>
<p>“I daresay, my lord, very few turned up,”
remarked Dan.</p>
<p>“My dear fellow, not one single soul came that
night. When twelve o’clock struck, Vane’s face
became the colour of a corpse. The ticking of the
pendulum, as it swung remorselessly backwards
and forwards, seemed to furrow deep wrinkles in
the wan face of our desolate friend. We were
witnessing the final agony of a marionette which
Society had held up by strings; until one day
it grew weary of its plaything, and dropped the
toy upon the ground. He sat there, his little curly
head drooping on his breast, like a withered
flower on its stem; whilst the invisible orchestra
played Boccherini’s minuetto. The atmosphere of
that past haunt of Society was redolent of exotic
perfumes which made us giddy. Towards three
o’clock in the morning we left him without disturbing
his reflections, and we have never seen him
since; it is only a week ago.”</p>
<p>“Shall we go, my lord? Time is short, and this
is no place for men like you.”</p>
<p>“Let us run upstairs, Dan. I reproach myself
for not having come to inquire after him
before.”</p>
<p>Lionel led the way upstairs, followed by the
somewhat reluctant Danford. They pushed open
the door leading into the <i><span lang="fr" xml:lang="fr">dilettante’s</span></i> bedroom,
but at first, could not see anything, for the shutters
were closed. The overpowering stillness caused
the two men to pause on the threshold, and to
hold their breath. After a few seconds they heard
the regular tick-tack of an old empire timepiece,
and gradually their eyes perceived in the dark the
glittering brass ornaments of the furniture. Danford
the practical saw no fun in remaining thus in
total obscurity, and he groped his way towards
the large bay window. He turned the latch,
pushed the shutters aside, and let in a flow of
sunshine which revealed the mahogany bedstead
on which lay the small body of Montagu
Vane.</p>
<p>Lionel, who had crossed the room and joined
Dan, touched his arm.</p>
<p>“There he is,” murmured the two men. They
walked on tip-toe close to the bed and gazed upon
the little <i><span lang="fr" xml:lang="fr">dilettante</span></i>, stretched out on his pallet
sleeping his last sleep.</p>
<p>“He is quite cold,” whispered Lionel, laying his
hand on the motionless heart.</p>
<p>“But not yet stiff, my lord,” added Dan, whose
keen eye detected the suppleness of the limbs,
which could not have been cold for more than a
few hours. The wrinkles had been smoothed
down, and the petty, frivolous expression of the
small face had been replaced by the placid aspect
of a wax doll.</p>
<p>“Do you think there was any struggle, my
dear Dick?” Lionel looked at his guide with
anguish.</p>
<p>“No, my lord; there seems to have been no
wrench, no painful parting from life. What you
witnessed, that evening when the world abandoned
him, must have been the only agony he
ever knew.”</p>
<p>“Yes, his was a sad life. He loved no one.”</p>
<p>“My dear Lord Somerville, what is much worse
still, no one loved him. The inadequacy of this
little man to his environment made his existence
pitiful.”</p>
<p>They looked round the room. The doors,
window frames and shutters were all of mahogany.
The bed, in the shape of a gondola, also of
mahogany, was supported by two gilded swans’
heads, and garlands in gilt ornamented the sides
of the bed. In one corner of the room was a
mahogany pedestal on which stood a silver
candelabra; in another corner, a small chiffonier
was placed; and on the dressing-table stood
a silver bowl containing a bouquet of faded
roses.</p>
<p>“What a strange idea of his,” Lionel whispered;
“this is quite a woman’s bedroom, and a copy of
Madame Récamier’s room in Paris.” Tears
gathered in his eyes. “And this is all he could
invent to surround himself with; but I daresay
it all went together with his taste for the old
minuetto.”</p>
<p>“Let us be off, my lord. His silly little tale is
told, and this atmosphere is unhealthy.”</p>
<p>They left the bedside, closed the mahogany
shutters and went out of the room.</p>
<p>“We shall have to give notice at the
Crematorium,” said Lionel, when they were once
more in the balmy air and sunshine.</p>
<p>“If you like I will go, my lord. Do not trouble
yourself.”</p>
<p>It was pleasant to breathe again the fragrance
of trees and flowers. Piccadilly seemed full of
life and happiness after that scene in the death
chamber. It was altogether so artificial that
Lionel could feel no sorrow for the loss of his little
friend, and by the time they had reached Park
Lane he had almost banished from his memory
the mahogany room and the little corpse lying
there.</p>
<p>“I do not think I shall mention this to
Gwendolen,” said Lord Somerville.</p>
<p>“I should not, my lord. Why should you
mention the death of what you are not quite sure
ever existed? The little <i><span lang="fr" xml:lang="fr">dilettante</span></i> was an optical
delusion of Society’s over-heated brain. When
the brain fever was cured, the delusion went; and
no one now could remember the existence of the
little mannikin.”</p>
<p>“Next week we open the Palace of Happiness.
Dick, I dread it.”</p>
<p>“You need not, my lord. Step by step you
have led that worthy John Bull through the
labyrinths of Utopia, and all the way he has
marvelled at the easy roads. Dear old, ingenuous
John Bull patted your back, expressing his joy at
being in the company of a sane mind who knew
that two and two made four.”</p>
<p>“Ah! but I quake, Dan, when I think he will
soon find out that very often two and two
make five. What will John Bull do to me
when he sees that I have played a trick upon
him?”</p>
<p>“The last lesson will be easier to teach than
were the first ones, my lord. There is something
in the character of John Bull which facilitates the
work of reform; whilst you are instructing him,
he labours under the delusion that it is <em>he</em> who is
teaching <em>you</em> a lesson. Look at all that we have
already achieved: hygiene has reformed the race,
physical pain has well-nigh disappeared; and next
week we are to be in possession of the greatest
invention of all, by means of which we shall be
able to read the inner souls of our fellow-creatures.
On that day we shall say <em>Eureka</em>. Think of it, my
lord, realise the grandeur of that invention! The
object and subject will be one, appearance and
reality will be seen in their whole; in one word,
mind and matter will be united.”</p>
<p>“My dear Dan, I know that no happiness can
ever be lasting until one soul can penetrate
another. But how ever will the Britisher take this
invention? You know his susceptibilities, his
deep love for self-isolation, how he hates to wear
his heart on his sleeve, and his horror of letting
any of his fellow-creatures guess his inner emotion.
I cannot help being anxious.”</p>
<p>“Do not be faint-hearted, my lord. John Bull
will receive your last message with the greatest
composure. He will work out his own salvation,
with the firm belief that he is only carrying out
his own plans on a logical basis.”</p>
<p>“Here we are at Hertford Street, Dick; I am
going to see Sir Richard. You might go to the
Crematorium.”</p>
<p>“By Jove, my lord! I had quite forgotten the
poor little body!” ejaculated Danford, and the two
men parted.</p>
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