<h2>CHAPTER XX</h2>
<p class='c007'>“What’s been the matter with me?”</p>
<p>“Nothing very serious, Lord Somerville,”
cheerily replied Sir Edward Bartley. “You are
all right now; but you must not excite yourself.
Now, now, don’t look round in that way.” And the
eminent surgeon laid his soft hand on his patient’s
wrist.</p>
<p>“This is strange, Sir Edward. Have the carpets
and curtains come back?” and two tears trickled
down Lionel’s emaciated cheeks.</p>
<p>“Sh, sh! that’s all right.” Sir Edward turned
to the valet, who stood close by. “Temple, you
must put some more ice on your master’s head.
That same idea is haunting him; and we shall
have him delirious again if we don’t look out.”</p>
<p>“No, Sir Edward,” murmured Gwendolen
Towerbridge, seated at the foot of the bed.
“Lord Somerville is all right, leave him to me, and
you will find him perfectly well when you return
this afternoon.” The eminent surgeon took
Gwen’s hand in his own and looked intently into
her face.</p>
<p>“My dear young lady, you have already saved
his life; for no trained nurse could have shown
more skill, more tact, than you have done
throughout this alarming case. It is a perfect
mystery to me how a fashionable and spirited
young girl like you could, in one day, become
such a clever nurse and a devoted woman.”</p>
<p>“Ah! that is my secret, Sir Edward.” Gwen
looked down blushingly. “But some day I may
tell it you, if he allows me.”</p>
<p>“Well, well,” and he gently patted her hand,
“I leave the patient in your hands; if you can
bring him round to a saner view of his surroundings,
you will have done a great deal; for he is
quite unhinged, and I am not sure that his brain
is not affected.”</p>
<p>“Oh dear, no! my dear Sir Edward, Lord
Somerville is quite sane; who knows, perhaps
even saner than you or I.”</p>
<p>“Poor, dear lady, I am afraid the strain has
been too much for you, and we shall have you
laid up if you persist in not taking a rest.” And
Sir Edward silently left the room, followed by
Temple.</p>
<p>“My precious Lion, you have at last come back
to me!” exclaimed Gwen, as she threw herself on
her knees and kissed Lionel’s hand.</p>
<p>“Ah! I knew it was all true,” wearily said Lord
Somerville, “for you call me as she did—Lion.
But tell me, dearest, when did all these clothes and
curtains come back?”</p>
<p>“My poor darling, these clothes, these carpets
never disappeared. It has been a long dream—a
long and beautiful dream.”</p>
<p>“All a dream—then Danford, the witty and
faithful guide—?”</p>
<p>“Yes, a dream, my precious Lionel.”</p>
<p>“And all is as it was before that storm? But
you, Gwen, you are not the same, you are the
Una of my dream; I see it in your radiant
expression. Tell me, dearest, how did it happen?
Did I really shoot myself?”</p>
<p>“Yes, dear—but to go back to that night. As
you remember, the storm was of such a nature as
to prevent our reaching Richmond Park, and we
turned back to town as fast as ever we could to
Hertford Street. At about two o’clock in the
morning father was roused by his valet, who told
him that Temple had come to say he had
found you in the library, shot through the
head.”</p>
<p>“And you—?” Poor Gwen evaded the searching
look of her lover by burying her face in the
counterpane.</p>
<p>“My father never told me what had happened
until next day.” She looked up at Lionel. “Do
not ask me if I felt for you; I do not know, and I
do not wish to remember. I only know that two
days after, as I rode back through the Park, I
looked in to inquire how you were. I came into
this room, and found the surgeon, who told me
your nurse had to leave, for she had been suddenly
taken ill; and I sat down by your bed, just as I
was in my riding-habit, to watch you until another
nurse had been found.”</p>
<p>“Poor Gwen, it was a horrid ordeal, for you
always hated sickness and loathed nursing.”</p>
<p>“Yes, and I was so mad at the surgeon
suggesting that I should watch you, that I lashed
your dog with my whip as he came running into
the room. He set up a most awful howl which
you never heard, fortunately. I sat down, and you
began to wander. At first it seemed but the
ravings of a madman and I did not pay much
attention; but by the evening, I was amused at
your suggestions, and told the upper housemaid
to go and fetch my maid with my things. I had
made up my mind to stay.”</p>
<p>“To nurse me, Gwen? Ah! how good of you,”
interrupted Lionel.</p>
<p>“No, Lionel, I don’t want you to have a wrong
impression of me, it was not at all to nurse you,
it was in the hopes that you would renew that
fascinating dream. You were most entertaining
that night, and I laughed outright at the funny
things you said.”</p>
<p>“I daresay it was as amusing as the play you
would have gone to that night,” laughingly
remarked Lionel.</p>
<p>“Oh! my dear Lionel, I was so very tired of my
social entertainments; and the whole show had
lost a good deal of its glamour, for it was my third
season.”</p>
<p>“So you thought my dream was more diverting,
and therefore decided to remain in the seat for
which you had not paid.”</p>
<p>“Yes, that’s it; I must confess the truth, for we
must never deceive each other again.”</p>
<p>“Poor little Gwen, how you must have hated
me, for I am ashamed to say, some of my remarks
were anything but flattering.”</p>
<p>“No, Lionel; but you taught me how to know
you, and I learned how to know myself. I have
sat night after night in this chair, listening to
your dream, watching every phase of your regenerated
London. I shared in all your reforms, and
at times you even answered my questions. I
could start your weird dream at any time, and at
a suggestion of mine you would take up the thread
of your narrative just where you had left it the
night before.”</p>
<p>“It must have been like a sensational <i><span lang="fr" xml:lang="fr">feuilleton</span></i>
which you expected each day to thrill you anew.
But how worn out you must be, sweetheart. How
long have I been in this condition?” inquired
Lionel.</p>
<p>“Two months, dearest; but instead of wearing
me out this hallucination kept me alive and put new
blood into my veins. I can quite well see that
Sir Edward believes I am on the verge of a mental
collapse. Poor man, he does not see what we see
and cannot feel as we do; he is still hopelessly
ignorant.”</p>
<p>“What a narrow escape I have had,” remarked
Lionel.</p>
<p>“It was miraculous, and the surgeons said
they only knew of one other case in which
a man who had been shot right through
the head recovered consciousness after two
months.”</p>
<p>“I daresay everyone will say my brain is affected
whenever I say or do anything out of the common.”</p>
<p>“Never mind, Lionel, you and I have seen into
each other’s heart, and that is sufficient to outweigh
the loss of the world’s approbation. You
see, we cannot look to a storm to wash away all our
world’s shams; so we shall have to pass for
eccentric or unorthodox, if we mean to live in a
world of our own.”</p>
<p>“But then, dear Gwen, you remember that
Danford said we should be followed in our social
reforms by all the cads that surround us.”</p>
<p>“Yes, I daresay, but it will be a long time before
that happens, and I have done my little work
of reform personally, by dismissing my maid, and
by sending all my wardrobe to poor gentlewomen.
This old shabby dress is the only one I have worn
for two months. Ah! Lionel, I am ashamed
at appearing before you in such an indecent thing
as a dress—but you know, we cannot reform the
world too abruptly, and besides I was afraid Sir
Edward might give me in charge!” and they
both laughed heartily. It did him good to recall
the old jokes, and his face brightened as he
watched Gwen pirouetting round the room.</p>
<p>There was a gentle knock at the door, and
Temple came in with Gwendolen’s luncheon,
which he placed on the table. He handed to her
on a silver tray a bundle of letters and cards.</p>
<p>“How funny to see letters again,” said Lionel.
“Who are they from?”</p>
<p>“A card from the Duke of Saltburn—Lord
Petersham—”</p>
<p>“Oh! I must ask the old fellow if he is
accustomed to sitting next to his butcher on the
Board of Public Kitchens! Who next, Gwen?”</p>
<p>“There is your pet aversion, Joe Watson, with
solicitous inquiries.”</p>
<p>“Gwen, I misjudged the old draper. There is a
deal of good behind his insular self-consciousness.”</p>
<p>“Ha! ha! ha! Little Montagu Vane came to
ask how you were!”</p>
<p>“Beg pardon, Miss,” broke in the conscientious
valet, “Mr Vane never came himself, he sent
round a messenger boy.”</p>
<p>“Oh! how good, just like him,” said Lionel; “he
is a <i><span lang="fr" xml:lang="fr">dilettante</span></i> even in sympathy, and prefers to
get his information indirectly.”</p>
<p>“There are letters from Mrs Webster, from Mrs
Archibald.”</p>
<p>“What can they want?” interrupted the
patient. “These letters are of no earthly use;
the first wants my subscription for some charity
fraud, the second needs my name for some social
parade. Throw them in the waste-paper
basket.”</p>
<p>“Mrs Pottinger also sent her card,” went on
Gwen, as she dropped the cards and letters one by
one on the table.</p>
<p>“Excuse me, Miss,” again said Temple, “I
forgot to say that Mrs Pottinger came to inquire
everyday; and yesterday she left a small parcel
which I put on the hall table.”</p>
<p>“Let us see what she says on her card,” and
Gwen read the following words: “‘Mrs Pottinger
hopes that Lord Somerville will accept and use the
small pocket battery which accompanies this card.
One of the most renowned New York surgeons has
invented this wonderful brain restorer, and Mrs P.
trusts Lord Somerville will give the discovery a
fair trial, and that he will patronise the inventor
and the invention.’”</p>
<p>“My first and only call will be on Mrs David
Pottinger!” exclaimed Lionel, sitting up in his bed.
“We shall see her yet presiding at the Palace of
Happiness, and leading by the hand the American
Seer.”</p>
<p>“Is my lord worse, Miss?” gravely inquired the
valet, as he leaned towards Gwen.</p>
<p>“No, Temple, your master has never been in
better spirits, nor has he ever been so clear in his
mind. But it is—what can I call it?—a joke
between us, and no one besides ourselves can
understand it.”</p>
<p>“My good Temple,” echoed Lionel, with a joyous
ring in his voice, “it is a conundrum which we are
trying to guess. We have already made out the
first part of the riddle, but the second will be more
difficult, for it will consist in making <em>you</em> see the
joke, Temple.”</p>
<p>“Oh! my lord, I always was a bad hand at
guessing.”</p>
<p>“Ev’n News! Probable date of th’ Coronation!”
The hurried footsteps passed in front of Selby
House.</p>
<p>“What does that mean, Gwen? Is not the
Coronation over by this time?”</p>
<p>“My poor boy, of course you do not know the
news! Many things have happened since that
night when you shot yourself. The war is over—thank
goodness that is a thing of the past! But
the royal tragedy-comedy was never acted. You
shall read for yourself.” And Gwen went to fetch
a bundle of newspapers and illustrated journals
that lay on a console.</p>
<p>“’Ooligan murderer sentenced!” Again the
hurried steps passed in the street.</p>
<p>Lionel read on and on, thrilled at the perusal of
dailies and weeklies.</p>
<p>“The strangest of events brought the curtain
down on our social pantomime. Quite as strange
as the storm of London. If only it brought
England to its senses I would not lament over the
disappointment of the public.”</p>
<p>“I doubt whether England will take the hint,”
said Gwen.</p>
<p>“This is all very strange, dearest Gwen, but still
no stranger than my visions; and if it is true that
‘we are such stuff as dreams are made of,’ we can
yet hope that our Society will save itself in
time.”</p>
<p>The handle of the door was turned and Sir
Edward walked in.</p>
<p>“Hullo! already reading, my dear Lord
Somerville! You are a wonderful patient, and we
shall see you in the Row before long.” Taking
Lionel’s hand he felt his pulse. “That’s right, you
are better, and you will soon resume your duties
at Court. The King was inquiring after you the
other day.”</p>
<p>“Very kind of him, I am sure, Sir Edward. I
am sorry to disappoint you, but as soon as I can
I shall start on a long journey, and England will
not see me for many years.”</p>
<p>“My dear Lord Somerville,” and Sir Edward
held his patient’s pulse firmly within his slender
fingers, “we cannot spare you from London;
besides which, this devoted young nurse cannot
allow you to abandon her in this way.”</p>
<p>“I shall accompany Lord Somerville wherever
he goes,” proudly said Gwen.</p>
<p>Sir Edward laid his patient’s hand gently on
the bed and put back his watch into his waistcoat
pocket.</p>
<p>“I never doubted for one instant that you
would, Miss Towerbridge, but Lord Somerville has
his duties to his King and to Society; and it would
be quite unnecessary to take a long voyage when
I can vouch for his speedy recovery, and can
promise that he shall take part in the procession.”</p>
<p>“My dear Sir Edward, I am so sorry to
disappoint you again, but the royal procession
will not include my unworthy person, nor shall I
witness the royal pageant. It may be bad taste
on my part, but I resign all my duties at Court
from to-day. As to social duties—they only
existed in our imaginations, and the sooner we
emancipate ourselves from such bondage the
better. Besides, my dear Sir Edward, who knows
whether there will be a Coronation?”</p>
<p>“You are tired, dear friend”—the physician laid
his hand on Lionel’s brow. “You have done far
too much in one day, and need rest. But I will
tell you just to put your mind at ease, that the
date of the Coronation is fixed. I met the Lord
Chamberlain an hour ago, and he informed me
that we may look forward at an early date to our
Sovereign’s public apotheosis.”</p>
<p>“Always the same incorrigible snobbery.”
Lionel heaved a long sigh and lay back on his
pillow. “My poor Sir Edward, England has
missed the opportunity it ever had of learning a
lesson; and we are ambling back to Canterbury
on a Chaucerian cob.”</p>
<p>“Dear Miss Towerbridge”—Sir Edward came
close to Gwen and spoke in a whisper—“I am
afraid Lord Somerville is not yet out of the wood.
I notice symptoms of the recurring fever. If by
ten o’clock this evening the patient has not completely
recovered his senses, call for me; for I fear
the case will then be very grave, and one that will
need the greatest care.”</p>
<p>“Do not worry about him, dear Sir Edward,”
said Gwen, smiling her most bewitching smile.
“Lord Somerville will never recover what you call
his senses, and as soon as he can be taken away
with safety we shall start for the Continent.”</p>
<p>“Good gracious! you do not realise what condition
he is in! And what about your father?
What about Society? You are very self-sacrificing,
but you are reckless. Pray let me advise you,
my dear young lady.”</p>
<p>“We shall start as soon as Lionel can be
moved,” firmly answered Gwen.</p>
<p>“Yes, dear Sir Edward,” added Lionel, looking
wistfully at the surgeon; “but we shall keep you
posted up as to our whereabouts.”</p>
<p>“And we shall always sympathise with you in
your tragic state of overclothing,” playfully said
Gwen.</p>
<p>“My last words to you, Miss Towerbridge,”
sententiously spoke Sir Edward, as he stiffly
bowed farewell, “are these: You will very soon
regret your rash enterprise.”</p>
<p>The surgeon went slowly out of the door, which
he closed behind him with a sharp click; and as
he crossed the hall he muttered between his
teeth, “It is the first time I have seen an absolute
case of contagious insanity.”</p>
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