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<p class="caption3nb">THE MOCKING-BIRD</p>
<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
<span class="i0">Wit, sophist, songster, Yorick of thy tribe,<br/></span>
<span class="i2">Thou sportive satirist of nature's school;<br/></span>
<span class="i0">To thee the palm of scoffing we ascribe,<br/></span>
<span class="i2">Arch-mocker, and Mad Abbot of Misrule.<br/></span>
<span class="i0">For such thou art by day; but all night long<br/></span>
<span class="i2">Thou pour'st soft, sweet, pensive, solemn strain,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">As if thou didst in this thy moonlight song<br/></span>
<span class="i2">Like to the melancholy Jaques complain,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Musing on falsehood, folly, vice, and wrong.<br/></span>
<span class="i2">And sighing for thy motley coat again.<br/></span></div>
<p class="tdr"><span class="smcap">Wilde.</span></p>
</div>
<p>In his native town, or district, the mocker stands at the
head of the class as a song-bird. He is not distinguished for
his gorgeous plumage, like a parrot, nor yet for the mischief
he does, like the crow. His virtue is all in his throat. And
yet he can scarcely be honored as an original genius. Were
he original he would be no mocker. But he has an original
way with him for all that, when he takes a notion to mimic
any person. Were he a man as gifted, we should have no
trouble in seeing ourselves "as ithers see us"; or better, in
hearing ourselves "as ithers hear us." He is the preacher,
the choir leader, the choir itself, the organ. He gives out
the hymns, chants the "Amen," and pronounces the benediction
in the garden church. Few verses have been inscribed
to the mocking-bird, for the reason, it is supposed, that sentiment
intended for any known singer fits the mocker, though
it must be conceded that he is humorist more than poet. It
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is impossible to listen to his varied songs and keep from laughing,
especially if the mood be on one. Where the weather
is very mild he sings all winter, and nearly all the year. His
fall molt takes but a few weeks, and then "Richard is himself
again."</p>
<p>His humor does not desert him even at the trying season
of molting his coat, for he is seen to stand on a bough and
preen himself of his old tatters, catching a falling feather in
his beak, and turning it about in a ludicrous way, as if laughing
to himself at this annual joke of his. Dropping the remnant
of his summer plumage, he cants his wise little head and
gives a shrill cry of applause as it floats away.</p>
<p>Whatever may be said of his musical powers, the mocker
exceeds his fellows in the art of listening. We have known
him to sit the better part of an afternoon, concealed in thick
foliage, listening with all his might to the various songs about
him, with full intention of repeating them at midnight. And
repeat them he does, not forgetting the postman's whistle,
nor the young turkeys just learning to run (in the wet grass)
to an untimely grave.</p>
<p>He has an agreeable way of improving upon the original
of any song he imitates, so that he is supposed to give free
music lessons to all the other birds. His own notes, belonging
solely to himself, are beautiful and varied, and he sandwiches
them in between the rest in a way to suit the best.</p>
<p>We imagine that he forgets, from year to year, and must
have his memory stirred occasionally. This is particularly so
in his imitation of the notes of young birds. We never hear
them early in spring or very late in autumn after he has completed
his silent molt. In late summer, however, when the
baby birds have grown into juveniles, then "old man mocker"
takes up his business of mimicking the voices of the late
nursery.</p>
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<ANTIMG src="images/mockingbird.png" width-obs="648" height-obs="495" alt="" />
<div class="fig_caption">AMERICAN MOCKING BIRD.</div>
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<p>Until we knew his methods we would start at peculiar
sounds in the garden and cry to one another, "There's a late
brood of young ones!" and run to locate the tardy family.</p>
<p>From his perch on the chimney the mocker laughs at us,
while he squeals, like his own little son of a month old, or
coaxes, like a whole nestful of baby linnets.</p>
<p>No matter who is the victim of his mimicry, he loves the
corner of a chimney better than any other perch, and carols
out into the sky and down into the "black abyss" as if chimneys
were made on purpose for mocking-birds.</p>
<p>A neighbor of ours has a graphophone which is used on
the lawn for the entertainment of summer guests. Think you
that big brass trumpet-throat emits its uncanny sounds for
human ears alone? Behind it, or above it, or in front of it,
listening and taking notes, is the mocker. Suddenly, next
day or next week, we hear, perhaps at midnight, a concert up
in the trees—song-sparrows, and linnets, and blackbirds, and
young chickens, and shrikes, and pewees, and a host of other
musicians, clear and unmistakable. Then as suddenly the
whole is repeated through a graphophone, and we listen and
laugh, for well we know that the only source of it all is our
dear mocker. How he gets the graphophone ring we do not
know any more than we know how he comes by all his powers
of reproduction. Of practice he has a plenty, and his industry
in this respect may be the key to his success.</p>
<p>The male differs so slightly from his mate that the two are
indistinguishable save at song-time. They pair in early spring,
and are faithfully united in all their duties. They nest mostly
in bushes or low branches from four to twenty feet from the
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ground. The nests are large and often in plain sight. Like
the robin and other thrushes, the mocker's first thought is
for the foundation. This is made of large sticks and grasses,
interlaced and crossed loosely. Upon these the nest proper
is placed, of soft materials lined with horsehair or grasses.</p>
<p>With the mockers, as with other birds, there is not a fixed
rule as to nesting materials. Outside of a few fundamental
principles as to foundations, etc., they select the material at
hand. Where cotton is to be obtained they use it, and
strings in place of grass. Leaves in the foundation are bulky
and little trouble to gather.</p>
<p>We have found a pair of mockers very sly and silent just
at nesting-time. Or the female will be at the nest work,
while her mate is singing at a distance as if to distract us
from the scene of action. However, in our grounds, where
we have taught all birds extreme confidence, the good work
progresses in plain sight. One writer has declared that a
pair of mockers will desert a nest if you so much as look at
it. This is true only where they are very wild and unaccustomed
to human friends.</p>
<p>When once the young are hatched the fun begins. During
the day the male ceases to sing, and devotes himself to
giving exact information as to where the nest may be found.
Of course this information is unintentional. He flies at us if
we step out in sight, screaming with all his might. The
nearer we approach the nest the louder and nearer he cries,
until he actually has an attack of hysterics and turns somersaults
in the air or quivers in the foliage. If it be possible to
reach you from behind, he dives at your shoulder and nips at
your hair. Always from behind, never facing you. His
quiet mate flits through the boughs as if she understands her
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husband's exaggerated solicitude, and half smiles to see his
performances.</p>
<p>In a day or two the young birds are able to speak for
themselves, and from this on until the next brood of their
parents is hatched, the youngsters keep up a coaxing squeal.
Getting out of the nest in about two weeks, they fly awkwardly
about, easy prey to cats and other thieves. From a
nest of four or five eggs a pair of mockers do well if they raise
two or even one. Night birds find them easy to steal, for
they sleep on the ground or under a bush at first, being several
days in learning to fly; and a much longer time in
learning to eat by themselves. This year three sets of young
mockers were raised on raspberries. They were brought to
the patch as soon as they left the nest, where they remained
on the ground along the drooping canes. The old birds
kept with them, putting in all their time at teaching the awkward
things the art of helping themselves. The parent bird
would hop up a foot or two, seize a tip end of a twig on
which was the usual group of berries, and bring it down to
the ground, holding it there and bidding the young ones
"take a bite." Not a bite would they take, squealing with
mouth wide open and waiting for the old bird to pick the
berry and place it in the capacious throat, the yellow margins
of the base of the beak shining in the sun like melted butter.
And butter these birds like, as well as the robins, for they
come to the garden table and eat it with the bread and
doughnuts and pie like hungry tramps.</p>
<p>Unlike the ashy white of the parent breast, the juveniles
have a dotted vest very pretty to look at, which disappears
at the first molt.</p>
<p>The natural food of the mocking-bird is fruit and meat.
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They catch an insect on the wing with almost the cunning
of a flycatcher, and listen on the ground like a robin, for the
muffled tread of a bug under a log or in the sward. They
are not the tyrants they are sometimes accredited with being.
The mocker does not fight a pitched battle with other birds
as often as opportunity offers. Like many another voluble
being, his bark is worse than his bite. Not his weapon, but
his word, is law. So fraternal are the mockers, as we see
them, that the close coming of them near the house in spring
insures us the company of many other birds.</p>
<p>It is hard to outwit the mockers. They love fruit of any
sort as well as they love insects. They dote on scarecrows,
those "guardian angels" of domestic birds, and have been
seen to kiss their cheeks or pick out their eyes.</p>
<p>We caused one of these terrors to stand in the Christmas
persimmon-tree in the garden, thinking that, for fright of
him, the mockers would stand aloof. It rained, and the first
bird that came along snuggled under his chin with the hat-brim
for an umbrella. That was a linnet. Along came a
mocker and took refuge under the other ear of the angel.
We tied paper bags around the fruit, but the mockers bit
holes in the bags and took the persimmons. We pinned a
sheet over the whole treetop, but peep-holes were sufficient.
In went the mockers like mice and held carousals under
cover.</p>
<p>Tamed when young, and given the freedom of the whole
house, a mocking-bird feels fairly at home and is good company,
especially if there be an invalid in the family. The
bigger the house the more fun, for the limits of the cage in
which birds are usually confined form the greatest objection
to keeping them in captivity. Few cages admit of sufficient
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room for the stretch of wing in flight, or even for a respectable
hop.</p>
<p>We know of no bird save a parrot which chooses to be
caressed. Birds are not guinea-pigs, to be scratched into good
terms. It spoils the plumage and disagrees with the temper.
A mocker on the ground never trails his coat-skirt. He lifts
his tail gracefully, as if he knows that contact with the grass
will disarrange his feathers.</p>
<p>In "Evangeline," Longfellow immortalized the mocking-bird
thus:</p>
<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
<span class="i0">"Then from a neighboring thicket, the mocking-bird, wildest of singers,<br/></span>
<span class="i1">Swinging aloft on a willow spray that hung o'er the waters,<br/></span>
<span class="i1">Shook from his little throat such floods of delirious music<br/></span>
<span class="i1">That the whole air and the woods and the waves seemed silent to listen.<br/></span>
<span class="i1">Plaintive at first were the tones, and sad; then soaring to madness,<br/></span>
<span class="i1">Till having gathered them all, he flung them abroad in derision,<br/></span>
<span class="i1">As when, after a storm, a gust of wind through the treetops<br/></span>
<span class="i1">Shakes down a rattling of rain in a crystal shower on the branches."<br/></span></div>
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