<h2><SPAN name="CHAPTER_XVIII" id="CHAPTER_XVIII"></SPAN>CHAPTER XVIII.</h2>
<p class="topnote">HOMEWARD TO LONDON.</p>
<p><span class="smcap">As</span> Captain Smith had foretold, we were having
an exceedingly fine-weather passage. All the
way down the Indian Ocean we were favoured with
pleasant breezes, fair for our course, and glorious
weather. Every care was taken to make the work
as light as possible for the small crew, although we
in the starboard watch were sorely exasperated by
the second mate's devotion to sand and canvas—a
mania that had given him his well-earned sobriquet
of "Jemmy the Scrubber." If he could only have
his watch slopping about with a few buckets of
sand and rags of old canvas, rubbing away at the
dingy interior of the bulwarks, that with all his attentions
never <i>would</i> look white, he was in his
glory. But oh! how we did hate the messy, fiddling
abomination. It made our discontent the
greater to notice that the mate's watch scarcely
ever touched it. Like a sensible man, Mr. Edny
preferred to have one thoroughly good scrub down
at lengthy intervals, going over the whole of the
paint in one day, to scratching like a broody hen,
first here and then there, in patches, and never
making a decent job after all. It kept the watch
in a chronic state of growl, which was only pre<span class="pagenum">[228]</span>vented
from breaking out into downright rebellion
by the knowledge that the second mate was always
in hot water aft, although, owing to his seven
years' service in the ship, the skipper and mate allowed
him to have pretty much his own way.
Apart from this, things went on smoothly enough.
Many a time did Jemmy, with only such assistance
as Bill and I could give him, set and take in the
lighter sails without disturbing the rest of the
watch, who were fast asleep in their several bunks.
They knew this well, and consequently never
turned out, even upon the most urgent necessity,
without a chorus of growls at the second mate, although
he never took the slightest notice of them.</p>
<p>So we slowly lumbered homeward in uneventful
monotony, until one morning we made the land
about East London, and congratulated ourselves
that we were near the southern limit of our journey
home. Still the weather was kind to us. No envious
southerly gale battered us back from the
Cape we were striving to get round, and presently
we found ourselves in the embrace of the great
Agulhas current that for ever sets steadily round
the Cape westward. Homeward bounders have
reason to rejoice when they enter the limits of this
mighty marine river, for, in spite of contrary winds
or calms, they are irresistibly carried on the way
they would go at a rate that is the same for the
bluff-bowed sea-waggon as for the ocean-flyer.
And one day, to my intense delight—for I had
heard a tale from Bill—the wind died completely
away and the water became as smooth as a mirror.
Every bit of line in the ship that could by any<span class="pagenum">[229]</span>
possibility serve as a fishing-line was ferreted out,
and fishing commenced. At first only the favoured
few, whose lines were fifty or sixty fathoms
long, got a look in, bringing up from the bank
far below us some magnificent specimens of cod.
Then, as the fish followed their disappearing comrades
up, the shorter lines came into play, and the
fun became general. It was a regular orgie of
fishing. At least three hundred splendid fish of
various kinds, but chiefly cod, rewarded our efforts,
the subsequent feast being something to date from.
Better still, the weather being cool, we were able
to salt down a large quantity for use later on, so
that we had fish for nearly a month afterwards.
After about eight hours of this calm a gentle
south-easterly breeze sprang up, which persisted
and strengthened, until, with the dim outlines of
the high land behind the Cape of Good Hope on
our starboard quarter, we were bowling cheerily
along under every rag we could muster, our head
pointing north-north-west, homeward-bound indeed.</p>
<p>Then the work that must be undertaken in
every respectable ship on the "home-stretch"
came with a rush. Setting up rigging, rattling
down, general overhaul of running and standing
gear, chipping iron-work and painting it with
red lead, scraping bright woodwork, etc., etc., kept
us all busy, although we were allowed watch and
watch all along. In most ships it is the custom
while in the south-east trades, homeward-bound,
to give no afternoon watch below in order that
the bulk of the "redding-up" may be done before<span class="pagenum">[230]</span>
crossing the line. But for several reasons our
skipper did not think it advisable to tax his scanty
crew too much. As for attendance on the sails,
we might have been a steamship for all the work
of that kind required—the "south-east trades"
being notoriously steady and reliable in the Atlantic,
while the north-east trades are often entirely
wanting. So we had trades, from the Cape to
the line, that did not vary a point in force or
direction for three weeks; and, if she would
have steered herself, she could have made that
part of the passage unmanned. The time literally
flew by, being delightfully punctuated every Sunday
by a glorious feed of roast pig—two of our
large stock of home-bred porkers being sacrificed
each Saturday, and fairly apportioned among all
hands.</p>
<p>St. Helena was sighted ten days after losing
sight of the African land—a huge black mass, towering
to an enormous height, as it seemed to me.
We approached it very closely, purposing to report
ourselves there, but not to anchor. Coming
round under the huge crags of the southern end
with all sail set, we had a splendid view of the
cliffs, rising sheer from the sea, whereon the gliding
shadow of our ship was cast in almost perfect
resemblance. Who was responsible for the neglect,
I do not know, but suddenly down a gorge
in the mountain rushed a fierce blast almost at
right angles to the wind we were carrying, and
making the canvas shake and flap with a thunderous
noise. There was a great bustle to get sail off
her, but unfortunately she paid off rather smartly,<span class="pagenum">[231]</span>
and <i>crack</i> went the mizzen-topmast before the sails
came down. A piece of gross carelessness! for no
coast of that kind should ever be approached under
sail without all due precautions for shortening
down. Neglect of such preparation has
caused the loss of many a fine ship and countless
boats, with appalling sacrifice of life. It was
the only spar we lost during the whole of that
voyage.</p>
<p>By the time we had got the kites off her we
had opened out the great gorge, in which, as if it
had been dropped from the cliffs above, lies the
town, the houses appearing curiously jumbled together.
We were so close in that the great ladder,
credited, I believe, with a rung for every day in
the year, which leads up on to the cliffs from the
town, was plainly visible. Only one ship, the
<i>Noach VIII.</i>, of Rotterdam, one of the regular old
Dutch East Indiamen from Java, was at anchor,
for even then the prosperous days of St. Helena
as a sort of ocean "half-way house" had departed,
never to return. We spelt out our name and
ports of departure and destination with the length
of passage, our information being duly acknowledged
from the flag-staff. In a few minutes more
we were again in the grip of our faithful friend the
south-east trade, and feeling that another important
milestone was passed on our long journey.
Placidly, equably, we jogged on, four days afterwards
sighting and signalling to the barren volcano-scarred
island of Ascension, the exclusive
domain of men-o'-war, for whose behalf a large
naval establishment is maintained in highest effi<span class="pagenum">[232]</span>ciency.
Another landmark left behind. Onward
we sped with freshening trades and increasing
speed until we were actually in eight degrees
north latitude, so kindly had the fair wind we took
off the pitch of the Cape favoured us. But our
good fortune still held. Instead of at least a week
of the detestable doldrums we fully expected, we
had only one day's detention before the north-east
trades swept down upon us, and away we went,
braced sharp up on the starboard tack to the
north-westward. And now for a while, all the
tarry work being done, all hands were transformed
into painters, and varnishers. Within and without
also, as far as the wash of the sea alongside
would allow, we painted and polished, until the
grimy, once shabby old packet looked quite smart
and shining. The second mate was right in his
element. He begrudged himself necessary rest,
and often looked angrily at the sun when setting,
as if he felt he was being defrauded out of a few
minutes more of his beloved labour. Never surely
was there a man who loved work for its own sake
better than he. Never had a ship a more energetic
seamanlike officer. Yet he was by no means
appreciated aft, although his worth was undeniable.
And as so often happens, he was doomed
to be a junior officer all his life, for he could not do
the simplest problem in navigation without making
the most ludicrous mistakes. However he
"passed" for second mate was a mystery known
only to the examiners. Mainly, I believe, by his
untiring efforts, all our painting operations were
successfully completed before we reached the<span class="pagenum">[233]</span>
northern verge of the tropic, where changeable
weather began to appear. But, when once the
paint was on, he was like a hen with one chick.
His eager eye was ever on the watch for any unfortunate
who should dare to sully the whiteness
of the bulwarks within, or heave anything overboard
carelessly that might mark the glossy blackness
outside. But his great carnival was yet to
come. One morning shortly after four, under his
directions, I lugged up from the fore-peak a number
of lumps of sandstone, which he busied himself
till daylight in shaping into sizable blocks, while I
pounded the smaller pieces into sand. Promptly
at four bells the watch were gathered aft, and
"holystoning" commenced. This delightful pastime
consists of rubbing the decks, along the grain
of the wood, with blocks of sandstone, the process
being assisted by scattered sand and water. For
three days the decks were in a continual muck of
muddy sand, and Jemmy's face wore a steady,
beaming smile. When, at last, all the grit was
flooded away, the result was dazzling. The decks
were really beautiful in their spotless cleanliness.
Then, to my unbounded amazement, no sooner
were they dry, than a vile mixture of varnish, oil,
and coal-tar, was boiled in an impromptu furnace
on deck, and with this hideous compost the spotless
planks were liberally besmeared. I felt personally
aggrieved. "Why"—I could not help
asking my chum Bill—"why, in the name of goodness
all this back-breaking holystoning only to
plaster such a foul mess on the decks immediately
afterward?" "Preserves the wood," was the sen<span class="pagenum">[234]</span>tentious
reply, and it was all the answer I could
get. Certainly the poop was varnished only,
which made it a golden hue until the first water
was poured on it. After that it always looked as
if a lot of soapsuds had been poured over it and
left to dry.</p>
<p>But with this final outrage on common sense,
as I couldn't help considering it, our ship-decorating
came to an end. Henceforth the chief object
in view apparently was to preserve, as far as possible,
the spick and span appearance of the vessel
until she reached home. Those beautiful decks,
especially, were the objects of Jemmy's constant
solicitude. He found some nail-marks one day
left by somebody's boots, and one would have
thought the ship had sprung a leak like a well-mouth
by the outcry he made. As far as possible
work was confined to the fore part of the ship, and
beside the ordinary routine little was done but the
plaiting of rope yarns into sennit—always a kill-time.
But we were now so far north that the variable
weather of the North Atlantic began to give
us plenty of occupation in the working of the ship.
Fortunately we were not long delayed by contrary
winds. The brave westerlies came to our assistance,
driving us along in fine style and at increasing
speed, until one day through the driving
mist we sighted Corvo, one of the northern
outposts of the Azores. It was fortunate that we
did so, for thenceforward thickening weather and
overcast skies prevented any observation of the
heavenly bodies, and "dead reckoning" was our
only means of knowing the ship's position. Now<span class="pagenum">[235]</span>
Captain Smith, though thoroughly at home on the
Indian coasts, had a great dread of his own shores,
and as the distance from land grew less he became
exceedingly nervous, until at last, when by
his estimate we were well up Channel, he dared no
longer run as fast as the following gale would have
driven him, but shortened sail, much to every one
else's disgust. Ship after ship came up astern,
passed us, and sped away homewards, while we
dawdled through those crowded waters, running
the risk of the fair wind blowing itself out
before we had gained our port. Before we had
sighted land or light it came down a thick
fog—a regular Channel fret—which is a condition
of things dreaded by all seamen on our
dangerous coasts. We hove-to, keeping the foghorn
going with its melancholy bray. Thus for
six mortal hours we lay helplessly tossing in the
fairway, listening to the miserable discord of foghorns,
syrens, and whistles, but unable to see the
ship's length away from us. The anxiety was exceedingly
great, for at any moment we were liable
to be run down by something or another, whose
commander was more venturesome than ours.
Suddenly out of the gloom came a hoarse hail,
"D'ye want a pilot, sir?" A sweeter sound was
never heard. Without a moment's hesitation the
old man replied, "Yes, where are you?" He had
hardly spoken before the dim outlines of a lugger
came into view close alongside. "Are you a
Trinity pilot?" asked the skipper. "No, sir, but
I can run you up to him," replied the voice.
"How much?" queried the captain. "Five<span class="pagenum">[236]</span>
pounds, sir!" came promptly back. "All right,
come aboard!" said the old man, and all hands
crowded to the side to see our deliverer from suspense.
"Heave us a line, please, sir!" came up
from the darkness, where we could see the shadowy
form of the big boat tossing and tumbling in the
heavy sea. The main brace was flung out to her,
and, as she sheered in towards us, a black bundle
seemed to hurl itself at us, and in a few seconds it
stood erect and dripping on deck—a man swathed
in oilskins till he looked like a mummy. Only
pausing to dash the water out of his eyes, he shouted,
"Square the mainyard!" and walking aft to
the helmsman ordered him to "Keep her away."
A minute before all had been miserable in the extreme,
and the bitter gale roaring overhead seemed
to be withering all the life out of us. But what a
change! The man seemed to have brought fine
weather with him; the perfect confidence that
every one had in him dispelling every gloomy
thought. The lesson of that little episode, so
commonplace, yet so full of instruction, has never
been forgotten by me. It is so palpable that I
dare not enlarge upon it.</p>
<p>Meanwhile one of the lugger's crew had followed
his chief, and was busy begging tobacco,
meat, and anything else the steward could find to
part with. When he had got all he could, the
lugger sheered in again, and he tumbled back on
board with his booty. Very soon the fog cleared
away, and as soon as it did so we saw the light on
Dungeness close aboard. We ran up to the pilot's
cruising ground and hove-to, burning a blue light<span class="pagenum">[237]</span>
as a signal, while our friendly hoveller pocketed his
five pounds and departed, well pleased with his
four hours' earnings. These men get called some
very hard names, and may perhaps occasionally deserve
them; but as long as sailing-ships exist they
will be found, as we undoubtedly found one, a very
present help in time of need, and the salvation of
many a fine ship.</p>
<p>The Trinity pilot was some time making his
appearance, for there were many ships about, and
we must needs wait our turn. But in due time we
were supplied, the yards were again squared, and
away we went around the Foreland. Presently
there was a welcome sound of paddle-wheels, and
up came a tug anxious for the job of towing us up
to London. But our captain's Scotch economy
forbade him to take steam while there was so
much fair wind going for nothing; and the subsequent
haggling was almost as protracted as Bill's
celebrated feat in Bombay. At last, after two or
three departures of the tug in fits of irritation, a
bargain was struck, and the ever-welcome command
came pealing forward, "Get the hawser
along!" No need to call all hands. Everybody
came on the jump, and that mighty rope was handled
as if it had been a lead-line. In a wonderfully
short time the end was passed to the tug, a severe
turn was taken with our end round the windlass
bitts, and with what the sailor calls "a fair wind
ahead," we went spinning up through the intricate
channels of the Thames estuary. All hands worked
with a will to get the sails clewed up and unbent
from the yards, as it was now daylight. Such a<span class="pagenum">[238]</span>
morning's work had not been done on board for
many a day, for was not the end of the voyage here.
As for me, I was continually in hot water, for I
could not keep my eyes off the wonderful scenes
through which we were passing. It was my first
home-coming to London by sea, and on the two
previous occasions of leaving, I had either no heart
to look about me or I had come down at night.
Just stopping at Gravesend long enough to exchange
pilots, since the sea-pilot never takes a ship
into dock, we sped onward again, the tug straining
every nerve to save the tide. Soon everything
was ready for docking, and all hands were allowed
to "stand by," resting until we should reach
Blackwall.</p>
<p>The East India Docks at last, with the usual
little group of expectant yet nonchalant officials
and the loafers in the background. Are we going
to dock at once, or will she tie up in the basin? As
anxiously as if docking was going to take a month
were these questions bandied about, so eager were
all the fellows to get ashore. Joy!—she is hauled
in to the side of the basin, made fast temporarily,
and the mate, with a merry twinkle in his eye, says
the closing benediction, "That'll do, men." By
this time the voracious crowd of boarding-masters'
runners, tailors' ditto, and unclassified scoundrels
were swarming on board (it was before the beneficent
regulations were passed forbidding these
gentry to board an in-coming ship), and the forecastle
was a perfect pandemonium. But one by
one the chaps emerged with their dunnage, and
were carried off in triumph by one or other of the<span class="pagenum">[239]</span>
sharks, until, the last one having gone, we of the
half-deck were left in peace. And now I <i>was</i>
home what was I going to do? I felt like a
stranger in a strange land, and it was with a sense
of great relief that I accepted an invitation to stay
by the ship for the present.</p>
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