<h2><SPAN name="CHAPTER_XXVII" id="CHAPTER_XXVII"></SPAN>CHAPTER XXVII.</h2>
<p class="topnote">DEEP-WATER COASTING.</p>
<p><span class="smcap">Landing</span> that night was quite out of the question,
for all the surf-boats had been secured, and
even had we possessed a good boat of our own
(which we did not) we could not have landed in
this tumultuous bay as ever was. So the anchor-watch
was set, and everybody else turned in to
sleep the curious, uneasy sleep of the sailor just in
port, after a long series of watches at sea four hours
on and off. But the earliest surf-boat out in the
morning came alongside, and took Captain Bunker
ashore. His last words to the mate were to
"heave short" at noon, for he would then be off
with the stores, and we should weigh immediately.
That was all very well for him, but by ten o'clock a
howling black south-easter was blowing, and we
had a full taste of the delights of Algoa Bay. The
gale blew right into the open harbour, and by noon
the scene was one of the most savage grandeur.
Every vessel there was plunging and straining at
her moorings as if she must tear herself to pieces
or uproot the steadfast anchors, while great sheets
of spray often hid the labouring craft from view.
Our position was dangerous in the extreme. Vessels
anchored in Algoa Bay for any length of time<span class="pagenum">[340]</span>
always have a huge hawser bent to the cables,
which, of course, has more elasticity than chain,
and to this they ride, even in the worst weather,
with comparative comfort. But we had no such
device. In the first place we had no hawser fit for
it, in the next we had made no preparations for
such an emergency. So all that we could do was
just to give her all the chain we had got on a single
anchor, and stand-by to let go the other one in
case of the first one carrying away. For hours we
watched that tortured windlass, and listened to
the horrible grind of the massive links around the
iron-shod barrel thereof, wondering each moment
whether the next would be the last or not. Again
we were spared, although better-prepared vessels
than ours came to grief, piling their poor remains
up among the many other relics scattered about
that ravenous shore. By nightfall the wind had
taken off greatly, although the old sea still kept
her leaping and curtseying like a lunatic, and made
our sleep a mere pretence. And we all felt sure
that our reverend skipper was snugly ensconced in
some red-curtained bar ashore, with a jorum of
grog and a churchwarden aglow; and would be
rather relieved than otherwise to know that his
ship had come to grief, and thus prevented the
catastrophe that was surely awaiting him on his
return home. Along about noon, however, he
hove in sight. When he came alongside the cargo
he had brought with him set all our mouths watering.
There was a side of fresh beef, two carcases
of mutton, and a small cartload of potatoes, cauliflowers,
and onions. But of sea-stock there was<span class="pagenum">[341]</span>
hardly any. Three packages comprised the whole—one
of peas, one of flour, and one of lime juice.
Yet with an obtuseness that is even now a mystery
to me, no one raised any objection. The things
were just hoisted on board, the boat left, and, when
the order was given to man the windlass, there was
not a dissentient murmur. Of course remarks
were bandied about as freely as usual upon the
never-failing subject of the old man's delinquencies;
but that was because he stood upon the
house aft, his knobbly face glowing like a port sidelight,
his hands upon his hips, and his whole bearing
that of a man whom a skinfull of whisky had
put upon the best of terms with himself. Up and
down went the windlass-brakes cheerily, while Bill
and I hauled back the chain; but presently she gave
a dive, and, when she sprang upward again, there
was a sudden grind of the cable, and out flew several
fathoms of it, tearing the chain-hooks from our
hands, and treating us to an extremely narrow escape
of following them. Then there was a chorus
of language from the men on the forecastle. All
sorts of epithets were hurled at our unfortunate
heads for our failure to hold on. But while they
yet spake, she gave another curtsey, and out went
some more. That was sufficient to indicate the
kind of a picnic we were in for, and no time was lost
in rigging a big fourfold or "luff"-tackle, which
was stretched right along the deck from a stout
ringbolt near the mainmast, and the forrard end
hooked on to the chain. The fall was then taken
to the after-capstan, and we two ordinary seamen,
aided by the skipper and the two boys, hove at it<span class="pagenum">[342]</span>
continually as the chain came slowly in. As long
as there was any scope of cable out, things went on
all right, but as soon as we were hove short, it
looked as if some damage was bound to ensue.
Sail was loosed, ready to get way upon her as soon
as the anchor was off the ground, she all the time
straining and jumping at her cable like some infuriated
wild beast. At last she dipped her bows
right to the level of an incoming swell, which, as
it passed under her forefoot, flung her high in air.
There was a rending crash, a shower of sparks, and
she was free. "Anchor's gone, sir!" shouted the
mate, springing off the forecastle amid a chorus of
"—— good job, too," from all hands. As hard
as we could pelt we got the sail on her, and in a few
minutes were outside the Bay, the loose end of the
parted cable hanging at the bows. So closed our
expensive visit to Port Elizabeth, and before
nightfall we were under all canvas, slipping down
towards the Cape with the favouring current and
wind at a great rate, our starboard anchor still
hanging over the bows. All minor discomforts
were forgotten, however, in the glorious feed provided
for us by the cook. While we were revelling
in the good fresh mutton and vegetables, that
worthy came into the forecastle, and received our
congratulations with the self-satisfied air of one
who feels that he has deserved well of his fellows.
Presently he informed us confidentially that he
had received no orders as to the disposal of the
provisions, and that it was therefore his fixed determination
to serve them out to all hands, both
forrard and aft, impartially, as long as they lasted.<span class="pagenum">[343]</span>
He kept his word right manfully. For a week,
during which we hugged the land right round the
Cape with the anchor still outboard, we lived as
we had never done since we left Sydney. Our
gaunt faces filled up their sombre hollows, our
shrunken muscles developed, and we grew skittish
as young colts. Then, without warning, our luxuries
all ceased, and the same grim state of privation
set in as before.</p>
<p>As I have so often experienced since, we took a
steady southerly wind right off the pitch of the
Cape, before which we hurried homewards under
every rag of sail we could muster—every hour
bringing us nearer home. According to all the
established rules on board ship, we should now
have begun that general "redding-up" to which
every homeward-bounder is subjected as soon as
she gets into the south-east trades. Thanks, however,
to our skipper's peculiar notions of how to
deal with his owners' property, we had no new ratline
stuff on board wherewith to "rattle down"—as
the process of fitting new rungs to the rope-ladders
leading aloft is termed. We could not
reeve new running-gear for the same reason, or fit
new footropes, or repair the "service" where
chafed out aloft. We had hardly any paint, or varnish,
or tar, yet the apprentices declared that when
she left home she was fully provided with such
stores for a three years' voyage—as the owners
were large ship-chandlers and never let their own
ships go to sea meanly supplied. She had been
out barely two years—very little of anything had
been used—so that she was quite poverty-stricken<span class="pagenum">[344]</span>
aloft, and yet there was nothing left to make her
look respectable coming home. We all had easy
times, it is true; but that was not altogether a
blessing, since sailorizing is generally liked by seamen,
who would growl like tigers at the petty half-and-half
scavenging often done on board such
ships as the <i>Harrowby</i> under a pretence of smartening
ship. So restless and irritable did the men become
that it was easy to see trouble at hand. Only
a spark was needed to kindle a big explosion.
This was supplied by the unhappy cook, who burnt
most scandalously the only meal we could really eat
with any heartiness—our pea-soup. Poor wretch!—in
answer to the ferocious inquiries of the men
for something to stay their gnawing stomachs with,
he could only bleat feebly that he "hadn't got
nothing; nothing at all to give 'em." They knew
very well that this was true; but our latest recruit,
Sam, the ex-cook, swore he would have something
to eat or he'd know the reason why. So, snatching
up the steaming kid of soup, he rushed aft with
it, and, in a voice broken with rage and excitement,
demanded the skipper of the grinning boy at the
cabin door. "Tell him I'm engaged—can't see
him now!" shouted the skipper from within.
That was enough. In bounced Sam, pale with
fury, and, shoving the reeking tub of soup under
the skipper's nose as he sat at the table, hissed,
"W'at kinder stuff djer think <i>thet</i> is fer men
t' eat?" Leaning back as far as possible from the
foul mess the skipper panted, "Git out o' my
cabin, yew impident scoundrel! What jer mean
by darin' ter come in 'ere like thet?" Splash!<span class="pagenum">[345]</span>
and over went the kid of soup on top of the skipper's
head, which rose from out of that smoking
yellow flood like a totally new kind of Venus.
The liberal anointing ran down the old man's
beard and back, even unto the confines of his
trouser-legs, while he spluttered, choked, and
scooped at his eyes in utter bewilderment. As for
Sam, he stood like a statue of wrath, in full enjoyment
of his revenge, until the outraged skipper recovered
his voice, and screamed for help. Down
tumbled the mate through the after-companion,
but the sight which greeted his astonished eyes
fairly paralyzed him. "Seize him! put him in
irons!" yelled the skipper, "He's scalded me! th'
infernal vagbon's scalded me!" But Mr. Messenger
was disinclined to undertake the job single-handed—knowing,
too, how likely it was that any
such attempt would almost certainly bring all
hands on the scene ripe for a row. Therefore,
Sam, after unpacking his heart of a few hearty
curses upon skipper and ship, made good his retreat
forward to the fo'lk'sle, where his version of
the encounter was received with delirious merriment.
The delight shown at this summary assault
upon the old man actually took the place of dinner,
and, although no substitute for the spoiled soup
was forthcoming, nothing more was said on the
subject. When the cabin-boy came forrard that
evening with his nightly budget of stories about
the common enemy, he convulsed us all by his
graphic details of the skipper's struggles to free
himself from the clinging mess congealed about
him. But there was not heard one word of pity<span class="pagenum">[346]</span>—no,
not even when Harry told us that his bald head
was as red as a beetroot. This affair kept all hands
in quite a good humour for some days, until one
evening, Chips, who rarely left his lonely den, came
mysteriously into the fo'lk'sle and said oracularly,
"Boys, we ort ter be gittin' pretty cluss ter Sant
Elener. I don't blieve th' ole man means ter sight
it at all; but if he don't we shall all be starved ter
death afore we cross the line. <i>I</i> think we ort ter
go aft in a body 'n tell him 'at we ain't er-goin' ter
do another hand's turn less he goes in 'n gits some
grub ter carry us home." All agreed at once, and
the time for our ultimatum was fixed for the next
day at noon. But I happened to be doing some
trivial job on the main-royal yard next morning,
and, before coming down, took, as I usually did, a
long look all round the horizon. And I saw far aft
on the port quarter the massive outlines of the island
of St. Helena, fully thirty or forty miles away.
This so excited me that I could not wait to descend
in the usual leisurely fashion, but, gripping
the royal backstay, came sliding to the deck like a
monkey. Without losing a minute I rushed forrard
and told my news. There was no longer delay.
Headed by the carpenter, all hands came aft
and demanded an interview with the skipper. As
soon as he appeared the option was given him of
either going in to St. Helena, or sailing the ship
himself. He then informed us what was our exact
position, and dwelt upon the length of time it
would take to beat back against the strong trade
blowing. Old Chips, however, was ready for him.
He said at once, "Very well, sir, why not go into<span class="pagenum">[347]</span>
Ascension?" "Oh, they won't let us have any
stores there: it's a Government dockyard, 'n they
only supply men-o'-war." "That be hanged for
a yarn," said Chips; "w'y, I've had stores there
myself only two year 'n a half ago. Anyhow,
cap'n, there it is: you k'n do wot yer like, but we
ain't a-goin' ter starve 'n work the ship too."
After a minute or two's cogitation, the old man replied
wearily, "Oh, very well, I'll go and draw up
the happlication, an' you'll all 'ave ter sign it."
Artful old curmudgeon! Still, we didn't care as
long as we got some grub; so, when he called us
aft again and read out the string of fabrications he
had concocted, carefully omitting all mention of
our call at Algoa Bay, all hands signed it as cheerfully
as if it had been their account of wages.</p>
<p>But the look-out that was kept from that day
forth, and the careful calculations of course and
distance every watch, I have never seen equalled in
a ship's fo'lk'sle before or since. And when at last
the rugged burnt-up heap of volcanic <i>débris</i> appeared
above the horizon right ahead, our relief
was immense. Our simple preparations for anchoring
were soon made, and our one serviceable
boat cleared for hoisting out, for, like the majority
of that class of vessels, the boats were stowed and
lumbered up with all sorts of incongruous rubbish,
as if they were never likely to be needed; and the
long-boat—upon which, in case of disaster to the
ship, all our lives would depend—was so leaky and
rotten, that she would not have kept afloat five
minutes in a millpond. As we opened up the tiny
bay, where the Government buildings are clus<span class="pagenum">[348]</span>tered,
we saw, fluttering from the flagstaff at the
summit of a conical hill, most prosaically like a
huge "ballast"-heap, a set of flags silently demanding
our business. Our set of signals being
incomplete, we could only reply by hoisting our
ensign and standing steadily in for the anchorage.
But before we came within a mile of it, a trim cutter
glided alongside, and a smart officer in naval
uniform sprang on board. With just a touch of
asperity in his tone, he inquired our business, and,
upon being deferentially informed by the skipper,
immediately ordered the main-yard to be laid
aback while he went below to inspect the contents
of our store-room. Apparently his scrutiny was
satisfactory, for, returning on deck, he ordered the
main-yard to be filled again, and conned the ship
up to the anchorage. He then re-entered his boat
and sped away shoreward, while we, as soon as ever
the ship had swung to her anchor, just clewed up
the sails, and then made all haste to get the boat
into the water. As soon as this was done, four
hands and the skipper got into her and pulled for
the shore; the old man's last words being, "I
'spect I shall be back in an hour."</p>
<p>To while away the time, pending their return, I
started fishing; but I never want to get among
such fish as they were again. Lovely in their hues
beyond belief, but with nothing else to recommend
them, they tried my patience sorely. I have since
learned that they were a sub-variety of <i>Chætodon</i>,
having teeth almost like a human being, but so
keen and powerful that they were able to sever
copper-wire. After losing most of my hooks, I at<span class="pagenum">[349]</span>
last "snooded" with a few strands of silk not
twisted together. By this means I succeeded in
getting half a dozen of the gorgeous creatures on
deck. But their amazing colours, fearful spikiness,
and leathery skin effectually frightened us from eating
them, as most of us were painfully aware of the
penalty for eating strange fish. The swelled and
burning head, lancinating pains, and general debility
afterwards, consequent upon fish-poisoning,
make sailors very careful to taste none but known
kinds of deep-sea fish, and any queer shape or colour
among reef-fish is sufficient to bar their use as food.</p>
<p>At the expiration of two hours and a half our
boat returned, laden to the gunwale with bags
and cases, showing plainly that here, at any rate,
the old man had not been permitted to exercise his
own judgment as to what his requirements were
likely to be. In feverish haste we got the stores
on board, the skipper appearing in a high state of
nervous apprehension lest the keen-eyed watchers
ashore should deem him slack in leaving. Indeed,
the report of the boat's crew was to the effect that
the skipper had been treated with very scant courtesy—not
even being allowed to say how much of
this, that, or the other, he would take; and, when
he was leaving, being sternly admonished to lose
no time in getting under way, or he would certainly
find himself in trouble. Such was the haste
displayed all through, that, within four hours from
the time of the officer's boarding us, we were off
again, our head once more pointing homeward.</p>
<p>From that time onward, until our arrival in
Falmouth, we never had cause to complain of bad<span class="pagenum">[350]</span>
food. Everything supplied us from the Naval
Stores was the best of its kind—as, of course, it
should be. It filled us all with respect for the way
in which men-o'-war's men are fed, even without
the many opportunities allowed them for exchanging
the service rations for shore provisions. In
consequence of this welcome change everything
on board went on greased wheels. The old man
effaced himself, as usual, never interfering with
anybody, and, for a month, we were as quiet a ship
as you would find afloat. Slowly we edged our
way across the belt of calms to the northward of
the Line, inch by inch, our efforts almost entirely
confined to working the ship and making sennit.
By-and-bye we came into a calm streak, where sea
and sky were so much alike that it was hard to tell
where one left off and the other began: weather
beautiful beyond description, but intensely aggravating
to men tired of the ship and the voyage,
and exceedingly trying to the temper of all hands.
For a week this stagnant state of things prevailed;
and then, one morning, we were all interested to
find another barque within a couple of miles of us.
In that mysterious way in which two vessels will
draw near each other in a stark calm, we got closer
and closer, until at last our skipper took a notion
to visit her. So the boat was got out, and
we pulled alongside of her. She was the <i>Stanley
Sleath</i> of London, from 'Frisco to London, one
hundred and sixty days out. She was an iron vessel,
and never shall I forget the sight she presented
as she rolled her lower strakes out of water. Great
limpets, some three inches across, yard-long bar<span class="pagenum">[351]</span>nacles,
and dank festoons of weeds, clothed her below
the water-line from stem to stern, and how she
ever made any progress at all was a mystery. She
smelt just like a reef at low water; and it looked as
if the fish took her for something of that nature,
for she was accompanied by a perfect host of them,
of all shapes and sizes, so that she rolled as if in
some huge aquarium. She certainly presented a
splendid field for the study of marine natural history.
None of us went on board but the skipper;
but some of the watch below leaned over the rail
as we swung alongside and told us a pitiful story.
Through somebody's negligence the lid of their
only water-tank had been left off, with the result
that some rats had got in and been drowned.
This had tainted all the water so vilely that no one
save a sailor burning with thirst could drink it,
and nothing would disguise that rotting flavour.
The captain had his young wife on board, and she
had been made so ill that she was delirious, her one
cry being for "a drink of water." And no one
seemed to have had sufficient gumption to rig up
a small condenser! It hardly seemed credible,
had it not been that similar cases were well known
to most of us. We had plenty of good water, and
our skipper sent us back on board with orders to
the mate to fill a two-hundred-gallon cask, bung it
up tight, and lower it overboard. We were then
to tow it back to the <i>Stanley Sleath</i>. As a cask or
tank of fresh water floats easily in the sea, this was
not a difficult task, nor were we long in executing
it. It was the best deal made by our old man for
many a long day, for he got in exchange a fat sow,<span class="pagenum">[352]</span>
weighing about fifteen stone, two gallons of rum,
and a case of sugar. Followed by the fervent
thanks of her anxious commander, we rowed away
from the <i>Stanley Sleath</i>, our approach to our own
vessel again being heralded by the frantic squeals
of our prize, who lay under the thwarts, her feet
securely bound but her voice in splendid working
order. That evening a breeze sprang up, and,
slow as we were, we soon left our late consort hull
down. Thenceforward for nearly a fortnight we
saw nothing of our teetotal skipper. The rum
had been given us in lime-juice bottles, packed in
the original case, so that nobody knew but what a
case of lime-juice had come on board. And yet,
as we had an abundance of lime-juice, we wondered
why the skipper had not chosen something
else in payment for the water. The cabin-boy, as
usual, got the first inkling of the mystery. Somehow
he was a prime favourite with the old man,
who, I suppose, turned to Harry in his loneliness
and made something of a pet of him, getting, in return,
all his little weaknesses reported verbatim to
the fellows forrard every evening. Going to call
the captain to supper on the same evening we visited
the other ship, the boy noticed an overpowering
smell of rum, and, upon tapping at the state-room
door, he heard a thick voice murmur, "'Mnor
vry well shevenin'; shlay down bit." That was
enough for Harry. Peeping in, he saw the skipper
lolling on his chest, a big black bottle wedged
securely down by his side, and a glass in his hand.
From that spell of drink he did not emerge until
the last of the bottles was emptied.</p>
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