<h2><SPAN name="CHAPTER_V">CHAPTER V<br/> <small>DICK CONSENTS</small></SPAN></h2>
<p class="cap">Something very much in the nature of an
indignation meeting was held on the High
School steps on Monday at recess. There were
no prepared addresses, nor did parliamentary rules
govern the meeting, but free speech was in order and
liberally indulged in. Lanny was not present, but
the football element was well represented, and it
was Morris Brent, for once holding views coincident
with popular sentiment, who most heartily condemned
the Athletic Committee for their decision
regarding the employment of a salaried football
coach. Morris, munching an apple on the top step,
proclaimed indignantly that the Athletic Committee
of the Clearfield High School didn’t care a bone
button whether the team got beaten or not.</p>
<p>“What kind of a team do they think we can turn
out without a coach?” he demanded, addressing the
throng in general but frowningly regarding Toby
Sears, Senior Class President. “Who’s going to
look after the physical condition of the fellows?
Why, along about the middle of the season we’ll
have a hospital list as long as my arm! The trouble
with that Committee is that they’re a lot of old
grannies!”</p>
<p>Sears shrugged his shoulders and replied a bit
resentfully: “Well, you needn’t blame me for it!
I’m not on the Committee. Tell it to Wayland and
Scott and those who are.”</p>
<p>“You can’t blame them for it, either,” said Pete
Farrar. “They were outvoted. Will Scott told me
so. Wayland couldn’t go to the meeting because he
was sick. And, anyhow, with only three undergraduates
against four grads and faculties, what can
you do?”</p>
<p>“That’s so,” said someone else. “We ought to
be better represented. It would be fairer to have as
many undergrads as grads.”</p>
<p>“Don’t see as it makes much difference, anyhow,”
observed Sears. “Lanny White told me Saturday
that some man he was after had turned us down
and that he didn’t know where to look next. So,
even if the Committee hadn’t decided against a
coach, it wouldn’t have made any difference. There
isn’t anyone to get.”</p>
<p>“Well, we’ve got to have someone,” insisted
Morris, aiming his apple-core at the rubbish barrel
and missing it badly, “even if he’s not much of a
coach. Lanny can’t run the First Team and the
Scrub and look after the new fellows too. No one
could. Besides, who ever heard of a football team
without a coach?”</p>
<p>“It seems to me,” said Pete Robey, “that there
ought to be some grad who could do it.”</p>
<p>“That’s what I say,” agreed Sears. “There must
be, too, if we’d look for him. Of course he might
not know a lot of football, but he’d be better than
nothing, I dare say.”</p>
<p>“It’s Grayson’s fault,” said Bingham, a tall, bespectacled
sophomore. And Bingham, as unpopular
a boy as there was in school, for once found
support.</p>
<p>“I’ll bet it is,” muttered another, between mouthfuls
of sandwich. “He’s always been down on
football.”</p>
<p>“And everything else we’ve ever tried to do,” supplemented
Bingham with a vindictive glare through
his thick lenses. “And here we are asked to subscribe——”</p>
<p>“Shut up!” growled Pete Robey. “Can’t you
keep your silly mouth shut when you’re told to?”</p>
<p>Bingham subsided, muttering peevishly, and
George Cotner arrived at the foot of the steps just
as Morris began again: “I say what we ought to
do is stand up for our rights,” he declared with dignity.
“If we just told the Committee that we had
to have a football coach and meant to have one
they’d come off their high horse. After all, whose
money is it they’re so careful of? Isn’t it as much
ours as theirs?”</p>
<p>“Of course it is,” said Pete Farrar. “We earned
it!”</p>
<p>“How much did you earn?” asked Manager Cotner
sarcastically as he approached the storm center.</p>
<p>“Well, that doesn’t matter,” replied Farrar. “I
mean that we fellows earned the money at baseball
and football and things. And I dare say I earned
as much of it as you did, Cotner.”</p>
<p>“Which is none at all,” answered George calmly.
“You fellows are making a heap of noise about
nothing, if you only knew it.”</p>
<p>“How is that?” asked Sears.</p>
<p></p>
<p>“We’ve found a coach,” replied the manager
coolly.</p>
<p>Exclamations of surprise and curiosity came from
the gathering. “Who is he?” “Where’d we get
him?” “Who said so?” “Bet you’re fooling,
George!”</p>
<p>“Not at liberty to tell you just yet,” replied Cotner,
enjoying the sensation. “In fact, the matter is
not absolutely settled——”</p>
<p>“Thought so! Knew you were lying!”</p>
<p>“—But it will be this afternoon. Then you’ll
hear all about it.”</p>
<p>“Where’s he come from?” demanded Morris.</p>
<p>George hesitated, and then, “Right here,” he
answered.</p>
<p>“Clearfield? Do we know him?”</p>
<p>“Yes.”</p>
<p>“Is he a graduate?”</p>
<p>“No.”</p>
<p>“Then it’s Mr. Cochran, of the Y.M.C.A.”</p>
<p>“Get out!” said Morris. “He wouldn’t leave a
job like the one he’s got to coach us.”</p>
<p>“He could do it without giving up his job,
couldn’t he? Isn’t it Cochran, George?”</p>
<p>“It is—not.”</p>
<p></p>
<p>“Then who——”</p>
<p>“I told you I couldn’t tell you, didn’t I? So don’t
ask. You’ll know this afternoon—or to-morrow.”</p>
<p>“I’ll bet he’s a frost, whoever he is,” Morris Brent
grumbled.</p>
<p>“Who found him? Lanny?”</p>
<p>“Er—no, not exactly.” George Cotner smiled.
“I don’t know who found him, exactly, although I
think I was the first one to suggest him. Oh, you’ll
be surprised all right, fellows!” He chuckled at
the bewildered expressions on the faces of the
others. “I’ll tell you one thing, though, just to
keep you interested; he’s never played a game of
football in his life!”</p>
<p>A howl of derision went up. “Now we know
you’re lying, George!” declared Sears.</p>
<p>“Maybe it’s Mr. Grayson,” sneered Bingham, and
a laugh went up at that and the gathering broke up
in better humor as the gong summoned them back
to work.</p>
<p>As a matter of fact, the school at large did not
learn the identity of the new coach that afternoon,
for at nine o’clock that evening the candidate for
the honor was still holding off. He sat in the
little parlor of his home on E Street, a pair of
crutches beside him, and listened doubtfully to the
insistence of Lanny White, George Cotner and Gordon
Merrick.</p>
<p>“There’s no use in your saying you can’t do it,
Dick,” declared Lanny, “because you can. We understand
that you don’t know football as well as
Joe Farrell does, and of course you’ve never played
it, but you do know a lot about it theoretically and
you’ve followed the game for years. What we want
is someone in authority, even if he doesn’t know
everything and can’t get into togs himself, and
you’re just the fellow, Dick. Every chap on the
team would be tickled to death to take orders from
you. Look at the way you had us crawling around
on our tummies last summer when you managed
the nine! Hang it, Dick, you’ve just got to do it!
There’s no one else, I tell you!”</p>
<p>“Lanny’s right,” said George earnestly. “What
we need is a fellow who can sort of sit up aloft,
as it were, and see how things are going and tell
us when we’re making mistakes. And we need to
get up a plan of battle, too, work out a campaign.
Why, as it is now, we’re just going along from
game to game and trusting to luck. Lanny can’t play
football and coach too.”</p>
<p></p>
<p>“Be a good fellow, Dick,” urged Gordon.</p>
<p>“I won’t deny,” replied Dick, “that I’d like to try
it. As you say, I’ve never played the game, but I
have watched it and I do know the rules and I have
got theories. And—and maybe I could get the fellows
to do what I say. But—well, look here, now;
suppose I did take hold and my ideas of coaching a
team proved all wrong and we came an awful cropper
at the end of the season? After all, I’ve never
done it and it would be a risky sort of an experiment,
Lanny. My football may not be the sort
that succeeds, you see.”</p>
<p>“We’ll risk it, Dick. And we’ll promise that
whether we lick Springdale or get beaten we’ll never
make a whimper.”</p>
<p>“But what about the other fellows?” asked Dick,
with a smile.</p>
<p>“The other fellows?”</p>
<p>“Yes. They’d want to mob me.”</p>
<p>“Nonsense! Why, look here, even Farrell can’t
turn out a winning team for us every year, Dick.
I’m not saying you’re the finest football coach in the
country, but, by George, you’re the only chap I know
of to-day I’d be satisfied to work under! Now
what do you say, Dick?”</p>
<p></p>
<p>“And, look here, Dickums,” said Gordon, “you
want to remember that we can’t hire a coach if we
can find one. It’s up to you!”</p>
<p>“Where would I find time to study or do any
work?” asked Dick irresolutely. “If I went into
this I’d want to go in with both feet.”</p>
<p>“Of course you would!” responded George encouragingly.
“But a couple of hours in the afternoons
from now to the eighteenth of November
wouldn’t matter.”</p>
<p>“Do you think two hours a day was all that Joe
Farrell gave to football?” asked Dick grimly.</p>
<p>“Well——”</p>
<p>“Say, Lanny, who put this into your head?”</p>
<p>Lanny grinned sheepishly. “Louise Brent,” he
answered. “But she said she was surprised I hadn’t
thought of it myself, and, by Jove, Dick, so I am!”</p>
<p>“I thought of it a week ago, didn’t I, Dick?”
asked George eagerly. “Remember that first afternoon
of practice? I asked you then——”</p>
<p>“No post-mortems, George,” said Lanny. “That’s
settled then, eh, Dick?”</p>
<p>Dick smiled ruefully and gazed a moment at his
crutches. “How would I look,” he asked, “driving
a team on those things?”</p>
<p></p>
<p>“You’d look fine!” declared Lanny. “And you
could do it!”</p>
<p>“Perhaps,” laughed Gordon, “you could follow
the team in Eli!”</p>
<p>Dick smiled, and then asked: “There’s no money
in this, is there?”</p>
<p>“I’m afraid not,” replied Lanny. “The Committee——”</p>
<p>“That’s the way I’d want it. I wouldn’t dare
take any money for doing it, fellows. If I made
a mess of it I’d feel bad enough if I was doing it
for nothing, but if I was getting paid for it I’d
feel as if I’d cheated you. Now, one more thing,
Lanny. If I do—er—coach, it’s got to be understood
that I <em>am</em> coach.”</p>
<p>“You mean that——”</p>
<p>“That I’m in authority. That what I say goes.
It may sound cheeky, considering that I’m a greenhorn,
but it’s the only way for me to have any show
at making good.”</p>
<p>“That’s all right, Dick. You say the word and
you’re It from this moment. And if the way I
play doesn’t suit you you can put me on the bench
to-morrow. Is it a bargain?”</p>
<p>“Fellows, I’m an awful fool, I suppose, but—”
he paused again.</p>
<p></p>
<p>“Say it, Dick!” exclaimed George, with a grin.</p>
<p>“I want you to know that—that I appreciate your
confidence in me,” went on Dick, “and I’ll do the
best I know how.”</p>
<p>“Good boy!” cried Lanny, seizing Dick’s hand
and pumping it enthusiastically. “Now I feel as if
I could play some football! Honest, Dick, I’ve been
too worried to even try!”</p>
<p>“Do I—do I begin my duties now?” asked Dick
soberly.</p>
<p>“Of course! I suppose the Committee will have
to approve, but they’ll do that, all right.”</p>
<p>“Then,” said Dick, “I’ll issue my first order.”</p>
<p>“Shoot!” laughed Lanny.</p>
<p>“Very well. The First Squad is disbanded.”</p>
<p>“Eh?” gasped Lanny.</p>
<p>“What?” exclaimed George.</p>
<p>“Also the Sub Team and the Third Squad,” continued
Dick calmly. “To-morrow at three o’clock
all candidates will report to me on the field dressed
to play.”</p>
<p>“What—what’s the idea?” asked Gordon.</p>
<p>“We’re going to start over,” returned Dick quietly,
“and any fellow who wants a place on the team
<em>has got to work for it</em>!”</p>
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