<h2><SPAN name="CHAPTER_XIII">CHAPTER XIII<br/> <small>A TRIP TO THE CITY</small></SPAN></h2>
<p class="cap">On Monday, Morris and his sister and May
Burnham made the journey to New York.
Mr. Brent had advanced to them the difference
between what had been paid in by subscribers
to the Fund and the ninety dollars at which they had
figured the purchases. They set off in fine spirits,
for the day was what Morris called a “perfect
corker,” and all were flushed with the spirit of adventure.
They had luncheon on the train, Morris
acting the part of host, and reached the Grand Central
Terminal a few minutes after they had finished.
Visits to New York were infrequent enough to make
them feel quite breathlessly excited as they followed
Morris to the street. Morris was all for getting to
the furniture store by subway, but the girls wanted
to see the sights, they declared, and refused to be
beguiled underground.</p>
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<p>“I always feel like a human mole down there,”
said Louise. “And I’m frightened half to death
besides.”</p>
<p>“And we want to see the streets and the shops
and the people,” added May. “It’s a perfect waste of
opportunity to come to New York and spend half
your time in subways, Morris!”</p>
<p>So Morris gave in with fairly good grace, grumbling
a little at the foolishness of girls, and boarded
a surface car. He made the mistake of turning eastward
instead of toward the west when they alighted
at Eighteenth Street and had to stand some joking
from his companions when the error was discovered.
Marsden’s proved to be a huge establishment occupying
a building of its own, with floor after floor
of wonderful things. For over an hour they trotted
around, in and out of elevators, up and down endless
aisles, at the heels of a most imposing gentleman
in a frock coat and immaculate gray trousers. Morris
declared afterwards that he didn’t have much
chance to see the furniture, he was all the time
admiring the creases in those trousers and wondering
whether they were starched! May, on the
other hand, confessed that she had been quite hypnotized
by the salesman’s lovely whiskers! So, if
we believe them, Louise was the only member of the
Purchasing Committee able to give her entire attention
to the matter at hand. And Louise did, occasionally
reprimanding the others for their levity,
or begging them to please help her decide. It was,
in fact, really Louise who made the purchases, for
when the others were not exchanging whispered
jokes they were usually wandering around far from
the article in discussion.</p>
<p>It was no easy task to decide, either, for Marsden’s
showed so many styles and values that Louise
was quite at sea. But at last everything on the list
was accounted for and, to their delight, the total,
after deducting the discount, was well under the
ninety dollars. Even the filing-cabinet, which Morris
had predicted they would have to look elsewhere
for, was obtainable at Marsden’s. At the last, because
they still had several dollars left unexpended,
Louise ordered a handsome wastebasket of Japanese
woven ware, the color of which almost exactly
matched the mahogany of the other things, on her
own authority. They gave Mr. Brent’s address, obtained
the salesman’s promise to have the goods
shipped by freight not later than the next afternoon,
paid the bill and emerged triumphant.</p>
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<p>“I think we did beautifully,” exulted May as they
joined the throng on the sidewalk outside. “And
we have nearly four dollars left!”</p>
<p>“Yes,” agreed Morris, with a grin, “I think we
did pretty well myself. I don’t want to seem to be
taking too much credit, but I must say that without
my assistance in there——”</p>
<p>“<em>Your</em> assistance!” interrupted Louise almost
crossly. “You were both about as much use as—as
nothing at all! I think you acted horridly. I know
that man thought you were crazy.”</p>
<p>“He’s got nothing on me, then,” laughed Morris.
“I’m mighty sure I thought he was! Say, if the
salesmen dress the way he does, Sis, what do you
suppose Marsden himself wears? Bet you he’s covered
with purple velvet and gold lace. Gee, I’d like
to see him!”</p>
<p>For another hour or more the two girls shopped,
Morris dangling along and complaining at every
doorway. They didn’t buy much, but they had the
finest sort of a good time and, or so Morris averred,
were in such a condition of amazed and delighted
awe that their eyes very nearly popped from their
heads! And then, of a sudden, Morris, who had
been standing on first one foot and then the other,
and who had been buffeted and pushed and squeezed
and jammed, and who was more tired than if he had
put in a hard two hours of football practice, discovered
to his joy and relief that they had just time
to reach the station to get the train home, and literally
dragged the girls from the store they were in.
But before they could reach the car-line the brilliant
windows of a famous confectioner sprang into view
and May squealed with delight and refused to go
home until she had had an ice-cream soda. After
that it was a close shave, but they eventually reached
the train before it pulled out and, thoroughly breathless
and tired, sank into their seats and viewed each
other in triumph.</p>
<p><SPAN href="#i_170fp">“I’ve had the loveliest time,” announced Louise
exultantly</SPAN>, “and I’m simply tired—to—death!”</p>
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<p class="noic"><SPAN href="#Page_170">“‘I’ve had the loveliest time,’ announced Louise exultantly.”</SPAN></p>
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<p>“Tired!” grumbled Morris. “Don’t talk to me
about being tired! I’m one big ache from head to
toes, and my feet feel as if they’d been pounded by
a spile-driver! I don’t mind <em>buying</em> things, but when
it comes to <em>shopping</em>—<em>excuse me</em>!”</p>
<p>And the odd part of it was that Morris’s tiredness
stayed with him all the next day, and when, at practice,
he tried to kick some goals in the course of his
half-hour instruction of the candidates under his
charge, he made awful misses! The Scrubs played
the Varsity to a standstill that afternoon, and all the
driving of which Dick and Lanny were capable, and
all the entreaties of Chester Cottrell and of Perry
Hull, who took his place finally, failed to bring about
a score. The Scrubs were as proud as turkey cocks
and remained so until the next day, when, smarting
under the ignominy of those forty scoreless minutes,
the Varsity came back and literally tore the other
team wide open and scored three touchdowns, two of
which Morris converted into goals. The best that
the Scrub Team could do was to force a safety on
the Varsity when Tupper misjudged a punt.</p>
<p>That was on Wednesday. Thursday passed without
a scrimmage since Dick was not satisfied with
the tackling and handling of the ball. Several of the
Varsity had been showing the weakest sort of work
at tackling and fumbles had been far too frequent.
And so on Thursday there was a hard drill at the
dummy and a lot of work in essentials. Cable took
the linemen off to a corner of the field and gave them
a long session in blocking and breaking through, and
Morris kept his pupils busy in front of a goal. It
must be confessed that Morris was not a huge success
as an instructor. He knew how to kick goals
from placement and from drops, and he was a good
punter, but when it came to imparting his knowledge
to George Tupper and Nelson Beaton, he was far
less skillful. The explanation was that he didn’t
really know how he obtained his results, and if one
doesn’t know how he does a thing, it’s well-nigh impossible
to teach another! Morris took infinite
trouble, for he was fully as enthusiastic as Dick about
developing the kickers, and he worked as hard as
he knew how, but his method of correcting a pupil
was to say, “No, you don’t get it, George. Now
watch me. See? One hand on each side—get your
lacings right—sight your goal—drop it—swing—
There you are! See what I mean?” And Tupper
or Beaton would assent doubtfully and, perhaps, do
no better the next time. Still, George Tupper had
made progress; that couldn’t be denied; and Dick
hoped for the best and silently wished he knew more
about the gentle art of drop- and placement-kicking
himself.</p>
<p>On Friday the team showed some improvement
as a result of the previous day’s practice, and in the
short and not very hard scrimmage with the Scrubs
managed to get by without fumbling. But a spell
of unseasonably warm weather had had its effect on
the players of both teams and there were distinct
signs of sluggishness visible. Dick read the signs
and called an early halt. He had been expecting
a slump for several days and now, he told himself,
it had arrived. He was relieved rather than troubled,
however, for if there must be a slump—and there
usually is at some time during a football season—it
was better to have it now than two weeks, or even
a week later. He hoped for a change of weather
on the morrow, but scarcely dared expect it.</p>
<p>And it didn’t come. If anything, Saturday was
warmer and more enervating than Friday had been,
and many of the seventeen players whom Dick took
to Corwin at noon looked dragged and tired. Not
a few more were plainly irritable, always a bad sign,
and Dick secretly feared that Lanny was not destined
to be much pleased with the outcome of the
afternoon’s game.</p>
<p>But if the Varsity was not in the best of condition,
little fault could be found with the Scrubs
that afternoon. Perhaps the prospect of having
a real game with an outside team buoyed them
up and caused them to forget the fact that they had
been listless the day before. At all events, they
trotted on to the field for the contest with the North
Side team looking much alive. Will Scott, who
had not been taken along to Corwin with the Varsity,
had been given the management of the Scrubs
for the occasion, which meant that he had his hands
pretty full. Not that the players demanded any
attention from him, but he had to look after the
contest itself; find boys to take money at the two
gates, see that Danny Shore’s players were looked
after on arrival, arrange for a referee, an umpire and
a head linesman, find a youth to take one end of the
ten-yard chain and perform a number of other duties,
which, since he had never performed them before,
caused him a condition of mind and body
closely approaching collapse.</p>
<p>The public turned out generously for that much-heralded
game. A large portion of the audience was
composed of workers in the factories, who were
plainly there for two things; to have a good time—and
having a good time with them entailed making
a certain amount of noise—and to see their champions
win. When the last spectator had entered and
Will Scott hurriedly counted the proceeds, he discovered
that something over three hundred and
twenty persons had paid their dimes at the gates,
which, everything considered, was a good showing.</p>
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<p>The Scrubs were playing to-day under the title
of the High School Second Team, a title which carried
more dignity and seemed better calculated to
attract an audience. Two of the Varsity substitutes
who were not taken to Corwin lent their strength
to Captain Nostrand’s team. These were Grover,
who took Jones’s place at left end, and McCoy, who
ousted Burns at left half. Fudge Shaw was at center,
a position which Fudge had been filling most
creditably.</p>
<p>So far as enthusiasm went, that game was notable.
The North Siders rooted loudly and continuously,
while the High School adherents, encouraged by the
enemy to expressions of loyalty, greeted the Second
with a hearty cheer when it appeared, and indulged
in further encouragement of a similar nature as the
game progressed. The North Siders were older
than their opponents and averaged, especially in the
line, much heavier. But their play was scarcely more
than elemental, and appeared to be built around two
very clever backs, Wightson and Larue. The first
of these was a raw-boned Welshman of about twenty,
and the second a black-haired little French Canadian
who seemed to be built of steel, and went into
the enemy like a human bullet, and was just about
as hard to stop. Danny Shores, red-headed and
shrill-voiced, played quarterback and made up by
grim determination for what he lacked in experience
and science.</p>
<p>It was a very good game, in spite of its raggedness.
Fumbles were plentiful on both sides, and the
North Side backs continually missed the signals.
The Seconds showed an over-eagerness that lost
them more than it gained, and Pete Farrar, who
played quarter, had his hands more than full in trying
to steady them down. The High School players
got the jump on the adversary in the first few
minutes of the game, and so bewildered them by
open plays that, almost before anyone realized what
was happening, they were down on their opponents’
ten-yard line with every indication of scoring. But
an unlucky fumble spoiled their chance of a touchdown,
a fumble which red-headed Danny Shores
recovered by plunging between Fudge’s sturdy
legs.</p>
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