<h2><SPAN name="THE_CUCKOO_THAT_LIVED_IN_THE" id="THE_CUCKOO_THAT_LIVED_IN_THE"></SPAN>THE CUCKOO THAT LIVED IN THE CLOCK-HOUSE</h2>
<p>It was rather a ramshackle, badly-built wooden
house, in which the Cuckoo lived. Outside it
looked smart enough, but inside, repairs were badly
needed. It had been handed down from father to
son, and over the front door, which was at the top
of the house, stood a beautifully carved statue of
their ancestor, Sir Cuckoo de Cuckoo.</p>
<p>The Clock-House was situated not far from the
Dolls' House, backed by a flowery wall in a small
department of Nursery Land ruled over by Robert
and Lucy. Lucy was ground landlady of the
Clock-House, and it was her daily privilege to
wind up its affairs.</p>
<p>No one ever knocked at the Cuckoo's front door,
because it had no number; there was a round
dozen of numbers in the immediate neighbourhood.
The pendulum, whose tongue never ceased to wag
once it was wound up, remarked, that two firm
hands were required to keep things in order. As
to the chains, they regularly got weighed down<span class="pagenum">[221]</span>
under the strain of responsibility, and a heavy
weight it was.</p>
<p>So, as one could not summon the Cuckoo at
will, the only thing to do was to wait and see it
when it chose to appear, and then—as likely as
not, if nobody was about—Robert would seize
the opportunity to take pot-shots at it with his
pea-shooter. So far he had invariably missed.
Sometimes it kept an appointment with him
punctually at the hour, sometimes it didn't.
Occasionally, it came out at odd times, and then
remained indoors altogether. When that happened
for a more than usually long period, it was sure
to be because the poor Cuckoo felt indisposed in
its bellows; and when it became apparent that
something had gone wrong with the inmate of the
Clock-House, an entrance had to be effected by
the back door and a dose of oil administered.
Whereupon the front door would fly open and
the Cuckoo appear again on the threshold—it
never ventured further—bow to the multitude, or
to empty space, and pipe "Cuc—koo!" just as
many times as it felt inclined at the moment.</p>
<p>One fine afternoon in spring, when the Cuckoo
came out punctually, and went through its performance
of three bows with a Cuckoo call after
each salutation, there happened to be a fresh
inmate all alone in the nursery. This was<span class="pagenum">[222]</span>
Tabiatha, the new kitten, cosily reposing in her
new basket under the table. "Aha! Poultry!"
mewed Tabiatha, lying low, opening a lazy but
watchful eye, and gazing upwards. "Bless my
tail! You're a tender morsel, I'll be bound—small,
but a tit-bit!" So thought the kitten, with an
increasing feeling of longing in the chest. It had
sounded to Tabiatha like an echo of the call she
had heard so recently in the lane near the old farm
at home.</p>
<p>"I don't want to pop out any more!" said the
Cuckoo after re-entering the Clock-House. "I'm
bored to tears!" And it settled down in a corner
and looked very melancholy. "What with that
horrid boy, Robert, lurking about—and now a
kitten of all things! Why, life's not worth the
living! If ever I do pop out again, I should like
to pop out for good and all—stretch my wings and
fly away, right away, and see something of the
world!"</p>
<p>"Work! That's the cure for all woes!" solemnly
ticked the pendulum. "Look at me, I'm always
at it, with a good swinging stride." The hands
didn't explain their views—they were keeping far
apart, and were not on speaking terms. "Every
one is expected to do his duty," urged the pendulum.</p>
<p>"That was only meant for one day—not morning,<span class="pagenum">[223]</span>
noon, and night," argued the Cuckoo. "It's all
very well for a wagtail like you—but for a Cuckoo
with a soul above it—especially with a fine, well-trained
voice!"</p>
<p>"Every one must do his duty at all times. Yes,
look at me—but I fear you can't see me. Do
you follow me?" asked the pendulum jokingly.
Getting no reply, it ticked-tacked on, until the
Cuckoo felt quite distracted.</p>
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<p>"Listen to me, children," said their mother, entering
the nursery, when playtime had begun;
"Nurse has gone to lie down. She isn't very well
this afternoon. So at four o'clock put everything
away neatly; then make yourselves tidy, and come
downstairs, where you may have tea with me."</p>
<p>Robert and Lucy said they were sorry for Nurse,
but they smiled, and hopped about with delight
at the treat of tea downstairs. They promised to
do as they were told, and with muffled footsteps
hurried on the landing to open the gate and let their
mother out of their domain, and quietly closed it
to keep themselves in. Then they settled down in
the nursery to "Loto;" but as Lucy always won,
Robert tired of it. Card houses didn't answer
either, because it amused Robert not to build them,
but to shake the table when Lucy's structures were
in course of erection.<span class="pagenum">[224]</span></p>
<p>Their mother, busily writing in the drawing-room,
began to wonder why the children didn't come
downstairs; and tea was just being brought in, when
suddenly screams and cries were heard issuing from
the nursery, and she rushed upstairs in alarm.</p>
<p>There she found the nursery littered with things,
chairs in unusual places, some overturned, and Lucy
lying on the floor crying, with a cut on her lip, which
was bleeding. Robert had both stockings torn, and
was ruefully rubbing his knees. The little girl was
more frightened than hurt.</p>
<p>"Whatever has happened, Robert?" exclaimed
their mother as she helped Lucy to her feet, and
comforted her.</p>
<p>"I was hunting," he began to explain, "and she
was the gazelle, and I was chasing her from rock
to rock——"</p>
<p>"Jumping from the table on to the chairs and
back again," added Lucy in further explanation,
"and we both tumbled down!"</p>
<p>"Serve you both right for being so disobedient
as to jump on the furniture," replied their mother,
with placid satisfaction that matters were no worse.
"You ought to have been all tidied up, and downstairs
by now."</p>
<p>"It isn't time yet, surely, Mother!" The three
turned instinctively towards the Cuckoo clock. It
had stopped at three minutes to four.<span class="pagenum">[225]</span></p>
<p>"There now, Lucy, you silly!" cried her brother;
"if you hadn't forgotten to wind it up, we shouldn't
have had that beastly tumble, and shouldn't have
been late for tea."</p>
<p>"Come, dears, quickly, and I'll help make you
ready," said their mother; and they left the nursery
together.</p>
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<p>During the excitement Tabiatha had remained
unnoticed in her basket under the table, glad in all
the turmoil to be peaceful and forgotten. She
came out, stretched herself lazily, and soon began
to gambol about the room. The clock chain, lying
loosely on the ground, attracted her attention.
She crouched, then leapt at one bound upon it,
backed a little, touched it with her paw, lay on
her side, and played with the bright links with all
four paws and much enjoyment. With a sudden
movement she righted herself—made a spring
upwards, missed the chain and fell without hurt.
Liking this novel game, she leapt higher next time,
and alighted on a cushioned chair, scratched her way
up, jumped on to a bookcase, and then on to an
empty shelf. There was the chain within easy
reach. Putting out her paw, it caught instead in
a ring she hadn't noticed. To disentangle it she
reached over, lost her foothold, and, still caught in
the ring, found that the rattling chain was moving<span class="pagenum">[226]</span>
downwards with her weight until it deposited her
gently on the ground, greatly to her surprise.
Again she scrambled up the furniture in the same
way. Her paw was now on both chains. Suddenly
something swung backwards and forwards—</p>
<p>Tic—tac!</p>
<p>Tabiatha was for the moment dismayed, and,
arching her back, she stood rooted to the spot.</p>
<p>Tic—tac!</p>
<p>It came unpleasantly close to her, nearly touching
her nose each time, but she never budged an inch.
Whr-r-r-r-r!</p>
<p>Cuc—koo! Cuc—koo! Cuc—koo! Cuc——</p>
<p>Tabiatha, rising to the occasion, and quick to seize
an opportunity or anything else, took her last and
only chance. She seized the poultry with both
paws—Crack! Snap! She lost her balance and fell
down, down, on to the cushioned chair. The
Cuckoo flew into the air, alighted on Tabiatha's
back, and bounded on to the ground. Tabiatha
forgot at once her escape from breaking her neck,
sprang after the Cuckoo lying there, turned it
over, paused, sniffed, found to her surprise that it
was not good to eat, that it hadn't even feathers, and
was only made of wood, turned it over again, and
began tapping it and pouncing on it until, suddenly
forgetting all about it, she cantered away sideways
with her tail curling in the air. She jumped into<span class="pagenum">[227]</span>
her basket, rolled herself up, soon purred herself
fast asleep, and looked the very picture of helpless
innocence.</p>
<p>The Cuckoo, out in the world at last, having
recovered from its first alarm at the useless stiffness
of its wings, waited for something to happen. As
nothing did happen, it thought the world a very dull
and stupid place, and concluded that, after all, work
was better than lying there helpless, idle, motionless,
and ridiculous. What was the use of its trained
voice now? It couldn't articulate a sound even to
summon help. It had no idea of the time, but the
sun was shining brightly when at last it found itself
carefully lifted and placed on a higher level.</p>
<hr class="tb">
<p>When Lucy entered the nursery that morning,
soon after Robert, he exclaimed—</p>
<p>"I say, Lucy! There's something fresh for
breakfast. Look on your plate!"</p>
<p>"Oh, my poor Cuckoo!" she cried in distress.
"You've shot it at last. You bad boy—I shan't
love you ever any more!"</p>
<p>But she did love him at once again, for it was a
fact that no one knew how ever the Cuckoo came
to be lying on the floor in the remote corner where
Nurse had picked it up. The cushioned chair was
in its place again—a long way off the clock. Every
one was mystified, and could not imagine how it had<span class="pagenum">[228]</span>
happened. But Tabiatha knew all about it, though
you would never have guessed it from her round,
innocent eyes as she sat licking first one velvety paw,
and then the other velvety paw, as though she were
washing them of any share in the mischief.</p>
<p>When the Clock-House was spring-cleaned, and
the Cuckoo duly set there on its legs again, it formed
the firm determination to remain at its post in the
future, and, with its Clock-House in order, it worked
ever after with regularity and good humour just
like one o'clock.</p>
<p>"Cuc—koo!" Bow, click.</p>
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