<h2><SPAN name="ONE_APRIL_DAY" id="ONE_APRIL_DAY"></SPAN>ONE APRIL DAY</h2>
<p class="h3">PART I</p>
<p class="h3">A QUEER GODMOTHER</p>
<p>It was the First of April. The weather could not
make up its mind whether to be tearful or gay.
So, after changing three times, and deciding at last
that it was not grown-up to cry, the sun dried up
the tear-drops and beamed down on everything and
everybody.</p>
<p>"Isn't it a shame, Wilfrid, to have to prepare
lessons when it's such a fine afternoon?" exclaimed
Norah. She rose from the study table and looked
longingly out of the French window to where the
crocuses on the lawn seemed to be having the best
of it.</p>
<p>"Don't be lazy," replied her brother. "Just
come and help me with this sum when I tell you."</p>
<p>"I'm not going to do as you tell me. If you
were grown up—say fifteen—it would be different;
but you're only a year older than me—not even nine
yet—and yet you——"</p>
<p>"Halloa!" interrupted Wilfrid with a low whistle,<span class="pagenum">[248]</span>
as he strolled towards the window. "Look at
that's legs."</p>
<p>"Which's?" inquired Norah, gazing in the direction
he pointed.</p>
<p>"Them's."</p>
<p>"What's?" she asked eagerly, looking around.</p>
<p>"None! Well, you <i>are</i> an April fool!" exclaimed
Wilfrid with scornful glee as he resumed
his seat; "that's the second time to-day!"</p>
<p>"And you're a very rude boy, and you're not
allowed to call me horrid names like that," said
Norah with dignity; "and I won't be teased always."</p>
<p>With a very offended look, she set to work on
her copy-book.</p>
<p>"Lend me your paint-box when we've finished
our lessons, will you, Norah dear?" said Wilfrid,
after a short pause.</p>
<p>"I can't," she replied, without looking up.</p>
<p>"Why?"</p>
<p>"I don't know why, but I can't."</p>
<p>"Cat in the manger! You've got nothing you
want to paint, as I have."</p>
<p>There was a longer pause, during which they
both scribbled away, and scratched, and spluttered,
whilst their tongues moved silently from side to
side outside their parted lips, left to right, following
the direction of each new line.</p>
<p>Then Norah heaved a sigh and remarked<span class="pagenum">[249]</span>—</p>
<p>"Wilfrid, isn't Cinderella lovely?"</p>
<p>"Yes, as girls go."</p>
<p>"Oh, how I wish we lived in those times, when
there were fairy godmothers and things!" exclaimed
Norah rapturously; then she added with a
sigh—</p>
<p>"Aunt Leonora is my godmother, but she never
gives me anything, and the godmothers in the fairy
stories always give heaps of things."</p>
<p>"You can't expect great fat podges like that to
be like fairy godmothers, you silly!"</p>
<p>"But she ought to like giving things. How nice
it is to give presents and be thanked!"</p>
<p>"Yes; it's nice to give presents—when they are
cheap. Perhaps," continued her brother in a wise
voice,—"perhaps Aunt Leonora can't afford it if
she isn't rich!"</p>
<p>"Cinderella's godmother never seemed to consider
the price of anything. I wish—oh, how I
wish——"</p>
<p>"Oh, how I wish you'd be quiet and help me
with this sum. You remember your tables better
than I do, but you needn't be jolly cocky about it
all the same."</p>
<p>Norah wasn't listening to him. Her mind was
far away from lessons. She was thinking, if she
had her choice, what she would like to be, what she
would like to do, and eat, and, above all, what she<span class="pagenum">[250]</span>
would like to wear. "If only I had a fairy godmother,
I——"</p>
<p>"Rubbish!" exclaimed Wilfrid, growing cross,
and frowning as he watched her moving restlessly
about the room.</p>
<p>"I—of course, I wouldn't refuse her anything.
Fairy godmothers generally appear at first disguised
as old women, and ask for something, such
as a drink of water, or beg you to carry a load
of wood or whatever they happen to have in hand.
So I should be ready to do anything and give
anything, and earn my big reward."</p>
<p>"Oh, shurrup!" growled her brother. "Much
better lend me your paint-box."</p>
<p>But she didn't hear him; taken up with her
fancies she continued excitedly—</p>
<p>"I know what I'll do. I'll try and tempt her
to come. Perhaps I may even have a fairy godmother
without knowing it!"</p>
<p>And she began to dance about, singing—</p>
<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
<span class="i0">"Tra-la-la, fairy godmother,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Come to me now, I pray;<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Visit a little girl who is longing for you<br/></span>
<span class="i0">And will do anything you want.<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Tra-la-la, fairy godmother, come."<br/></span></div>
</div>
<p>It wasn't very good poetry, but Norah hadn't
time to polish it up.<span class="pagenum">[251]</span></p>
<p>"Oh, I say! How can I do my lessons with all
this going on?" exclaimed Wilfrid. And flinging
his things together he bounced out of the room
and banged the door behind him.</p>
<p>Norah wasn't sorry he was gone, and danced
once more all round the room singing; then knelt
down, and, stretching out her arms towards the
crocuses which were so stiff and upright in their
indifference, she said plaintively—</p>
<p>"Come, dear fairy godmother, I want you!"</p>
<p>And lo! between Norah and the window there
suddenly appeared a little old woman in a long
cloak, whose features were hidden by the large
hood she wore.</p>
<p>"Oh!" exclaimed Norah, almost breathless in
her astonishment and delight.</p>
<p>"I have come," said the stranger in cracked,
quavering tones.</p>
<p>"I'm so glad to see you," replied Norah politely,
too excited to feel shy.</p>
<p>"I—your fairy godmother—am here to test you
and see if you are really worthy. See this slate
which I have brought under my cloak. Every
little lady should be able to do arithmetic right.
Can you do this sum?"</p>
<p>"How funny, godmother dear!" said Norah,
looking at it. "We are just learning these. It's
a difficult one, but I'll try."<span class="pagenum">[252]</span></p>
<p>In a few moments she had done the sum and
proved it correct.</p>
<p>"Very good," said the fairy, with a grunt of
satisfaction.</p>
<p>"Will you take a drink of water?" now asked
the hospitable Norah eagerly. "Do."</p>
<p>"No, thank you. But I may take something
else. Tell me, what of all your treasures do you
like most?"</p>
<p>"Oh, my paint-box!"</p>
<p>"I knew it; I am glad you tell the truth."</p>
<p>"How did you know it?" asked Norah in surprise.</p>
<p>"I am your fairy godmother. I'll take that
paint-box, please."</p>
<p>Norah brought it and gave it to her with the
greatest pleasure, and pressingly inquired if she
might carry anything anywhere. But that was
not required. Then she stood waiting expectantly.
And her heart seemed to turn a somersault of
delight when her fairy godmother spoke the
following words:—</p>
<p>"I am satisfied. Now you may wish for whatever
you like. But you must make up your mind
before I count three."</p>
<p>Norah's eyes had followed her glance at the
clock, which pointed to one minute to three; but
her mind, from the flutter of excitement she was
in, became a complete blank.<span class="pagenum">[253]</span></p>
<p>"One!" said the fairy solemnly.</p>
<p>This brought the little goddaughter to her senses,
and she began to mutter confusedly—</p>
<p>"Shall I wish for a gold carriage, like Cinderella's,
or a pet lamb, with a blue ribbon and a bell round its
neck, or a frock embroidered in diamonds, or——"</p>
<p>"Two!" said the fairy.</p>
<p>"No," murmured Norah hurriedly. "If I were a
queen, I could order those things and everything else.
I wish"—the clock struck three—"I were a——"</p>
<p>"Three!" called out the fairy.</p>
<p>"——a Queen!" screamed Norah, just the
second after.</p>
<p>"Too late!" said the fairy. "Farewell!" And
she moved towards the door.</p>
<p>Norah's eyes filled with tears. "Please come
back!" she pleaded.</p>
<p>"I can't."</p>
<p>"Oh, why can't you?"</p>
<p>"I don't know why, but I can't," replied the
little old woman.</p>
<p>This sounded strangely in Norah's ears, and
what sounded stranger still were the next words
she heard uttered; these were simply—</p>
<p>"Thanks, awfully!"</p>
<p>Then Norah exclaimed at once, "That's Wilfrid's
voice!" She pushed aside the hood. "Why,
you're Wilfrid!" she cried, amazed.<span class="pagenum">[254]</span></p>
<p>"And you're April Billy!" he shouted with glee,
throwing off the long cloak. "You said you'd do
anything and give anything for a reward, and now
you've had to do so without one!" And, bursting
out laughing, he ran off with the sum and the
paint-box.</p>
<p>Norah sat down on a footstool and burst out
crying. She was angry and disappointed, and she
sobbed bitterly as she thought how she had been
tricked into doing Wilfrid's horrid sum, how she
had been made to give away her treasured paint-box
which he had envied for months, and, worst of all
a thousand times, how she had no fairy godmother
after all!</p>
<p class="h3">PART II</p>
<p class="h3">THE LITTLE FLOWER GIRL</p>
<p>But Norah was a plucky little girl, and at times a
wise little girl. And, moreover, she had a sort of
feeling that it all served her right for being silly, and
dissatisfied, and too selfish to lend her paint-box.
Wilfrid certainly was a tease, but he was really a dear
good brother, and always lent her his things, and did
his best to champion her and get her out of a scrape.</p>
<p>Still, she felt she would like to pay him out, all
the same—he'd had such a lovely time being fairy
godmother!<span class="pagenum">[255]</span></p>
<p>So she decided, like the weather, that it was not
grown-up to cry, and she dried her eyes. Then
all at once she smiled and laughed outright. For
an idea had come to her, which she proceeded to
carry out. She certainly began to do some rather
queer things.</p>
<p>First of all she took off her shoes and stockings.
Then she untied the pink ribbon which kept her
hair tidy, so that her curls fell in a towsled mass
about her flushed cheeks. Next she took off her
pink overall pinafore, which she hid away; and
gathering her white frock over her head, displayed
a short red-and-white striped petticoat.</p>
<p>Running quickly about the room she took all
the violets from the vases, strewed some of them
in the fold of her frock, which she held together in
one hand, and put together a large bunch of the
flowers for her other hand.</p>
<p>Then she stepped through the open window,
threw some sand upon her feet and ankles, and
thus prepared, stood on the path outside, looked in,
and waited.</p>
<p>Very soon Wilfrid burst into the room, exclaiming—</p>
<p>"Come and look at the healthy colour I've
painted on your big doll's pale cheeks. Oh,
Norah!" he added, looking round the empty room.</p>
<p>And now he became conscious of a little flower-girl<span class="pagenum">[256]</span>
standing on the garden path, and piteously
offering him a bunch of violets.</p>
<p>Norah had heard what he had said, and felt
vexed that he had dared to touch her big doll;
still, she had not the affection for that stately lady
that she had for the small invalid doll with the
broken leg, so she only said—</p>
<p>"Buy a bunch of violets, sir?"</p>
<p>He was a tender-hearted boy, and at once
fetched down his money-box from a shelf in the cupboard,
unlocked it, and took out twopence which
he gave her; but then he felt awkward and refused
the flowers.</p>
<p>An organ in the street started playing.</p>
<p>"I can dance to that if you can pay," said
the little girl thoughtfully, eyeing the money-box.</p>
<p>"How much do you want?" he asked.</p>
<p>"Three shillings," she replied boldly.</p>
<p>"That's all I've got."</p>
<p>"That'll do, then," she said; "I want it so
badly."</p>
<p>"Yes, but——"</p>
<p>Not heeding his protests, she stole into the room
and began to dance to the organ, as she had seen
the poor children do in the streets, her little bare
feet twirling up slowly and descending with measured
steps on to the soft carpet.<span class="pagenum">[257]</span></p>
<p>"Oh, I say!" soon exclaimed Wilfrid with dissatisfaction;
"my sister Norah can dance better
than that, for nothing!"</p>
<p>Nevertheless, he felt bound to empty his money-box
into the hand she now held out.</p>
<p>Solemnly she made him a little bob of a curtsey.
Then she began to caper about the room in a very
different sort of spirit. And then, catching hold of
the astonished boy round the neck, she kissed him.</p>
<p>"Hi! Shurrup!" cried Wilfrid, disengaging himself
and looking sheepish.</p>
<p>"Oh, you April goose!" sang Norah; "April
goose—you're an April goose, Master Wilfrid!"
And she uncovered her head and shook back her
curls.</p>
<p>"Halloa!" exclaimed Wilfrid, ruefully at first,
and then added more cheerily—</p>
<p>"Ha! Do you think I didn't know you all the
time?"</p>
<p>"Did you really?" inquired his sister, her eyes
wide open with surprise.</p>
<p>"No, I didn't," he replied curtly.</p>
<p>Then Norah's arm stole round her brother's neck,
and she put the money into his pocket, and told
him gently that she had only wanted to have a little
bit of fun, and he was welcome to use her paint-box—only
please not on her dolls.</p>
<p>Then Wilfrid told her that she was a jolly good<span class="pagenum">[258]</span>
sort; and that after all it was a shame to tease
her, as she couldn't fight him for it. And Norah
hugged him, and they both laughed about how
well they had "pretended" to one another.</p>
<p>The sun was shining still, and when the children
romped on the lawn the stuck-up crocuses didn't
have the best of it, after all.</p>
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