<h2><SPAN name="CHAPTER_XV" id="CHAPTER_XV"></SPAN>CHAPTER XV</h2>
<p>Without another moment's delay Gwendolyn and her father set
forth, traveling a road that stretched forward beside the
stream of soda, winding as the stream wound, to the music of
the fuming water—music with a bass of deep
pool-notes.</p>
<p>How sweet it all was! Underfoot the dirt was cool. It
yielded itself deliciously to Gwendolyn's bare tread. Overhead,
shading the way, were green boughs, close-laced, but permitting
glimpses of blue. Upon this arbor, bouncing along with an
occasional chirp of contentment, and with the air of one who
has assumed the lead, went the Bird.</p>
<p>Gwendolyn's father walked in silence, his look fixed far
ahead. Trotting at his side, she glanced up at him now and
then. She did not have to dread the coming of Jane, or Miss
Royle, or Thomas. Yet she felt concern—on the score of
keeping beside him; of having ready a remark, gay or
entertaining, should he show signs of being bored.</p>
<p>No sooner did the thought occur to her than the Bird was
ready with a story. He fluttered down to the road, hunted a
small brush from under his left wing and scrubbed carefully at
the feathers covering his crop. "Now I can make a clean breast
of it," he announced.</p>
<p>"Oh, you're going to tell us how you got the lump?" asked
Gwendolyn, eagerly.</p>
<p>The feathers over his crop were spotless. He
nodded—and tucked away the scrubbing brush. "Once upon a
time," he began—</p>
<p>She dimpled with pleasure. "I like stories that start that
way!" she interrupted.</p>
<p>"Once upon a time," he repeated, "I was just an ordinary
sparrow, hopping about under the kitchen-window of a residence,
busily picking up crumbs. While I was thus employed, the cook
in the kitchen happened to spill some salt on the floor. Being
a superstitious creature she promptly threw a lump of it over
her shoulder. Well, the kitchen window was open, and the salt
went through it and lit on my tail," (Here he pointed his beak
to where the crystal had been). "And no sooner did it get
firmly settled on my feathers—"</p>
<p>"The first person that came along could catch you!" cried
Gwendolyn, "Jane told me <i>that</i>."</p>
<p>"Jane?" said the Bird.</p>
<p>"The fat two-faced woman that was my nurse."</p>
<p>The Bird ruffled his plumage. "Well, of course she knew the
facts," he admitted "You see, <i>she was the cook</i>."</p>
<p>"Oh!"</p>
<p>"As long as that lump was on my tail," resumed the Bird,
"anybody could catch me, and send me anywhere. And nobody ever
seemed to want to take the horrid load off—with salt so
cheap."</p>
<p>"Did you do errands for my fath-er?"</p>
<p>Her father answered. "Messages and messages and messages,"
he murmured wearily. (There was a rustle, as of paper.) "Mostly
financial," He sighed.</p>
<p>"Sometimes my work has eased up a trifle," went on the Bird,
more cheerily; "that's when They hired Jack Robinson, because
he's so quick."</p>
<p>"Oh, yes, you worked for They," said Gwendolyn. "Please, who
are They? And what do They look like? And how many are there of
'em?"</p>
<p>Ahead was a bend in the road. He pointed it out with his
bill. "You know," said he, "it's just as good to turn a corner
as a stone. For there They are now!" He gave an important
bounce.</p>
<p>She rounded the bend on tiptoe. But when she caught sight of
They, it seemed as if she had seen them many times before. They
were two in number, and wore top hats, and plum-covered coats
with black piping. They were standing in the middle of the
road, facing each other. About their feet fluttered dingy
feathers. And between them was a half-plucked crow, which They
were picking.</p>
<p>Once she had wanted to thank They for the pocket in the new
dress. Now she felt as if it would be ridiculous to mention
patch-pockets to such stately personages. So, leaving her
father, she advanced modestly and curtsied.</p>
<p>"How do you do, They," she began. "I'm glad to meet
you."</p>
<p>They stared at her without replying. They were alike in face
as well as in dress; even in their haughty expression of
countenance.</p>
<p>"I've heard about you so often," went on Gwendolyn. "I feel
I almost know you. And I've heard lots of things that you've
said. Aren't you always saying things?"</p>
<p>"Saying things," They repeated. (She was astonished to find
that They spoke in chorus!) "Well, it's often So-and-So that
does the talking, but we get the blame." Now They glared.</p>
<p>Gwendolyn, realizing that she had been unfortunate in the
choice of a subject, hastened to reassure them. "Oh, I don't
want to blame you," she protested, "for things you don't
do."</p>
<p>At that They smiled. "I blame him, and he blames me," They
answered. "In that way we shift the responsibility." (At which
Gwendolyn nodded understandingly.) "And since we always hunt as
a couple" (here They pulled fiercely at the feathers of the
captured bird between them) "nobody ever knows who really
<i>is</i> to blame."</p>
<p>They cast aside the crow, then, and led the way along the
road, walking briskly. Behind them walked the Policeman, one
hand to his cap.</p>
<p>"Say, please don't put me off the Force," he begged.</p>
<p>Grass and flowers grew along the center of the road. No
sooner did the Policeman make his request than They moved
across this tiny hedge and traveled one side of the road,
giving the other side over to the Officer. Whereupon he strode
abreast of They, swinging his night-stick thoughtfully.</p>
<p>The walking was pleasant there by the stream-side. The fresh
breeze caressed Gwendolyn's cheeks, and swirled her yellow hair
about her shoulders. She took deep breaths, through nostrils
swelled to their widest.</p>
<p>"Oh, I like this place best in the whole, whole world!" she
said earnestly.</p>
<p>The next moment she knew why! For rounding another bend, she
caught sight of a small boyish figure in a plaid gingham waist
and jeans overalls. His tousled head was raised eagerly. His
blue eyes shone.</p>
<p>"<i>Hoo</i>-hoo-oo-oo!" he called.</p>
<p>She gave a leap forward. "Why, it's Johnnie Blake!" she
cried. "Johnnie! Oh, Johnnie!"</p>
<p>It was Johnnie. There was no mistaking that small freckled
nose. "Say! Don't you want to help dig worms?" he invited. And
proffered his drinking-cup.</p>
<p>She needed no urging, but began to dig at once; and found
bait in abundance, so that the cup was quickly filled, and she
was compelled to use his ragged straw hat. "Oh, isn't this
nice!" she exclaimed. "And after we fish let's hunt a
frog!"</p>
<p>"I know where there's tadpoles," boasted he. "And
long-legged bugs that can walk on the water, and—"</p>
<p>"Oh, I want to stay here always!"</p>
<p>She had forgotten that there were others about. But now a
voice—her father's— broke in upon her happy
chatter:</p>
<p>"Without your <i>mother?</i>"</p>
<p>She had been sitting down. She rose, and brushed her hands
on the skirt of her dress. "I'll find my moth-er," she
said.</p>
<p>The little old gentleman was beside Johnnie, patting his
shoulder and thrusting something into a riveted pocket.
"There!" he half-whispered. "And tell your father to be sure to
keep this nose away from the grindstone."</p>
<p>Gwendolyn wrinkled her brows. "But—but isn't Johnnie
coming with <i>me?</i>" she asked.</p>
<p>At that Johnnie shook his head vigorously. "Not away from
<i>here</i>," he declared. "No!"</p>
<p>"No," repeated Puffy. "Not away from the woods and the
stream and fishing, and hunting frogs and tadpoles and
water-bugs. Why, he's the Rich Little Poor Boy!"</p>
<p>"Oh!—Well, then I'll come back!" She moved away
slowly, looking over a shoulder at him as she went. "Don't
forget! I'll come back!"</p>
<p>"I'll be here," he answered. "And I'll let you use my willow
fish-pole." He waved a hand.</p>
<p>There were carriage-lamps along the stream now. Alternating
with these were automobile lights—brass side-lights, and
larger brass search-lights, all like great glowing eyes.</p>
<p>Again They were in advance. "We can't be very far from the
Barn," They announced. And each waved his right arm in a
half-circle.</p>
<p>"Robin Hood's Barn?" whispered Gwendolyn.</p>
<p>The Policeman nodded. "The first people to go around it,"
said he, "were ladies who used feather-dusters on the parlor
furniture."</p>
<p>"I s'pose it's been built a long time," said Gwendolyn.</p>
<p>"Ah, a <i>long</i> time!" Her father was speaking. Now he
halted and pointed down—to a wide road that crossed the
one she was traveling. "Just notice how <i>that's</i> been
worn."</p>
<p>The wide road had deep ruts. Also, here and there upon it
were great, bowl-like holes. But a level strip between the ruts
and the holes shone as if it had been tramped down by countless
feet.</p>
<p>"Around Robin Hood's Barn!" went on her father sadly. "How
many have helped to wear that road! Not only her mother, but
<i>her</i> mother before her, and then back and back as far as
you can count."</p>
<p>"I can't count back very far," said Gwendolyn, "'cause I
never have any time for 'rithmatic. I have to study my French,
and my German, and my music, and my—"</p>
<p>Her father groaned. "I've traveled it, too," he
admitted.</p>
<p>She lifted her eyes then. And there, just across that wide
road, was the Barn!—looming up darkly, a great framework
of steel girders, all bolted together, and rusted in patches
and streaks. Through these girders could be seen small regular
spots of light.</p>
<p>"Nobody <i>has</i> to go round the Barn," she protested.
"Anybody could just go right in at one side and right out at
the other."</p>
<p>"But the <i>road!</i>" said her father meaningly. "If ever
one's feet touch it—!"</p>
<p>She thought the road wonderful. It was river-wide, and full
of gentle undulations. Where it was smoothest, it reflected the
Barn and all the surrounding lights. Yet now (like the shining
tin of a roof-top) it resounded—to a foot-fall!</p>
<p>"Some one's coming!" announced the Piper.</p>
<p><i>Buzz-z-z-z!</i></p>
<p>It was a low, angry droning.</p>
<p>The next moment a figure came into sight at a corner of the
Barn. It was a slender, girlish figure, and it came hurrying
forward along the circular way with never a glance to right or
left. Gwendolyn could see that whoever the traveler was, her
dress was plain and scant. Nor were there ornaments shining in
her pretty hair, which was unbound. She was shod in dainty,
high-heeled slippers. And now she walked as fast as she could;
again she broke into a run; but taking no note of the ruts and
rough places, continually stumbled.</p>
<p>"She's watching what's in her hand," said the
Man-Who-Makes-Faces. "Contemplation, speculation,
perlustration." And he sighed.</p>
<p>"She'll have a fine account to settle with me,"—this
the Piper again. He whipped out his note-book. "That's what
<i>I</i> call a merry dance."</p>
<p>"See what she's carrying," advised the Bird. In one hand the
figure held a small dark something.</p>
<p>Gwendolyn looked. "Why,—why," she began hesitatingly,
"isn't it a <i>bonnet?</i>"</p>
<p>A bonnet it was—a plain, cheap-looking piece of
millinery.</p>
<p><i>BUZZ-Z-Z-Z-Z!</i></p>
<p>The drone grew loud. The figure caught the bonnet close to
her face and held it there, turning it about anxiously. Her
eyes were eager. Her lips wore a proud smile.</p>
<p>It was then that Gwendolyn recognized her. And leaned
forward, holding out her arms. "Moth-er!" she plead.
"<i>Mother!</i>"</p>
<p>Her mother did not hear. Or, if she heard, did not so much
as lift her eyes from the bonnet. She tripped, regained her
balance, and rushed past, hair wind-tossed, dress fluttering.
At either side of her, smoke curled away like silk veiling
blown out by the swift pace.</p>
<p>"Oh, she's burning!" cried Gwendolyn, in a panic of sudden
distress.</p>
<p>The Doctor bent down. "That's money," he explained;
"—burning her pockets."</p>
<p>"She can't see anything but the bee. She can't hear anything
but the bee." It was Gwendolyn's father, murmuring to
himself.</p>
<p>"<i>The bee!</i>"</p>
<p>Now the Bird came bouncing to Gwendolyn's side. "You've read
that bees are busy little things, haven't you?" he asked.
"Well, this particular so-cial hon-ey-gath-er-ing
in-sect—"</p>
<p>"That's the very one!" she declared excitedly.</p>
<p>"—Is no exception."</p>
<p>"We must get it away from her," declared Gwendolyn. "Oh, how
<i>tired</i> her poor feet must be!" (As she said it, she was
conscious of the burning ache of her own feet; and yet the
tears that swam in her eyes were tears of sympathy, not of
pain.) "Puffy! Won't you eat it?"</p>
<p>Puffy blinked as if embarrassed. "Well, you see, a
bee—er—makes honey," he began lamely.</p>
<p>The figure had turned a corner of the Barn. Now, on the
farther side of the great structure, it was flitting past the
openings.</p>
<p>Gwendolyn rested a hand on the wing of the Bird. "Won't
<i>you</i> eat it?" she questioned.</p>
<p>The Bird wagged his bumpy head. "It's against all the laws
of this Land," he declared.</p>
<p>"But this is a <i>society</i> bee."</p>
<p>"A bird isn't even allowed to eat a bad bee.
But"—chirping low—"I'll tell you what <i>can</i> be
tried."</p>
<p>"Yes?"</p>
<p>"<i>Ask your mother to trade her bonnet for the Piper's
poke</i>."</p>
<p>Gwendolyn stared at him for a moment. Then she understood.
"The poke's prettier," she declared. "Oh, if she only would!
Piper!"</p>
<p>The Piper swaggered up. "Some collecting on hand?" he asked.
Swinging as usual from a shoulder was the poke.</p>
<p>Gwendolyn thought she had never seen a prettier one. Its
ribbon bows were fresh and smart; its lace was snow-white and
neatly frilled.</p>
<p>"Oh, I <i>know</i> she'll make the trade!" she exclaimed
happily.</p>
<p>The Piper considered the matter, pursing his lips around the
pipe-stem in his mouth; standing on one foot.</p>
<p>Gwendolyn appealed to the Man-Who-Makes-Faces. "Maybe
moth-er'll have to have her ears sharpened," she suggested.</p>
<p>The little old gentleman shook his shaggy head. "<i>Don't
let her hear that pig!</i>" he warned darkly.</p>
<p>"She'll come round in another moment!" It was the Doctor,
voice very cheery.</p>
<p>At that, the Piper unslung the poke and advanced to the edge
of the road. "I've never wanted this crazy poke," he asserted
over a shoulder to Gwendolyn. "Now, I'll just get rid of it.
And I'll present that bonnet with the bee" (here he laughed
harshly) "to a woman that hasn't footed a single one of my
bills. Ha! ha!"</p>
<p><i>Buzz-z-z-z!</i></p>
<p>Again that high, strident note. Gwendolyn's mother was
circling into sight once more. Fortunately, she was keeping
close to the outer edge of the road. The Piper faced in the
direction she was speeding, and prepared to race beside
her.</p>
<p><i>BUZZ-Z-Z-Z!</i></p>
<p>It was an exciting moment! She was holding out the bonnet as
before. He thrust the poke between her face and it, carefully
keeping the lace and the bows in front of her very eyes.</p>
<p>"Madam!" he shouted. "Trade!"</p>
<p>"Moth-er!"</p>
<p>Her mother heard. Her look fell upon the poke. She slowed to
a walk.</p>
<p>"<i>Trade!</i>" shouted the Piper again, dangling the poke
temptingly.</p>
<p>She stopped short, gazing hard at the poke. "Trade?" she
repeated coldly. (Her voice sounded as if from a great
distance.) "Trade? Well, that depends upon what They say."</p>
<p>Then she circled on—at such a terrible rate that the
Piper could not keep pace. He ceased running and fell behind,
breathing hard and complaining ill-temperedly.</p>
<p>"Oh! Oh!" mourned Gwendolyn. The smoke blown back from that
fleeing figure smarted her throat and eyes. She raised an arm
to shield her face. Disappointed, and feeling a first touch of
weariness, she could not choke back a great sob that shook her
convulsively.</p>
<p>The Man-Who-Makes-Faces, whiskers buried in his ragged
collar, was nodding thoughtfully "By and by," he murmured;
"—by and by, presently, later on."</p>
<p>The Doctor was even more comforting. "There! There!" he
said. "Don't cry."</p>
<p>"But, oh," breathed Gwendolyn, her bosom heaving, "why don't
you feel <i>her</i> pulse?"</p>
<p>"It's—it's terrible," faltered Gwendolyn's father. His
agonized look was fixed upon the road.</p>
<p>Now the road was indeed terrible. For there were great
chasms in it—chasms that yawned darkly; that opened and
closed as if by the rush and receding of water. Gwendolyn's
mother crossed them in flitting leaps, as from one roof-top to
another. Her daintily shod feet scarcely touched the road, so
swift was her going. A second, and she was whipped from sight
at the Barn's corner. About her slender figure, as it
disappeared, dust mingled with the smoke—mingled and
swirled, funnel-like in shape, with a wide base and a narrow
top, like the picture of a water-spout in the back of
Gwendolyn's geography.</p>
<p>The Piper came back, wiping his forehead. "What does she
care about a poke!" he scolded, flinging himself down
irritably. "Huh! All she thinks about is what They say!"</p>
<p>At that Gwendolyn's spirits revived. Somehow, instantly and
clearly, she knew what should be done!</p>
<p>But when she opened her mouth, she found that she could not
speak. Her lips were dry. Her tongue would not move. She could
only swallow.</p>
<p>Then, just as she was on the point of throwing herself down
and giving way utterly to tears, she felt a touch on her
hand—a furry touch. Next, something was slipped into her
grasp. It was the lip-case!</p>
<p>"Well, Mr. Piper," she cried out, "what <i>do</i> They
say?"</p>
<p>They were close by, standing side by side, gazing at
nothing. For their eyes were wide open, their faces
expression-less.</p>
<p>Gwendolyn's father addressed them. "I never asked my wife to
drop that sort of thing," he said gravely, "—for
Gwendolyn's sake. <i>You</i> might, I suppose." One hand was in
his pocket.</p>
<p>The two pairs of wide-open eyes blinked once. The two mouths
spoke in unison: "Money talks."</p>
<p>Gwendolyn's father drew his hand from his pocket. It was
filled with bills. "Will these—?" he began.</p>
<p>It was the Piper who snatched the money out of his hand and
handed it to They. And thinking it over afterward, Gwendolyn
felt deep gratitude for the promptness with which They acted.
For having received the money, They advanced into that terrible
road, faced half-about, and halted.</p>
<p>The angry song of the bee was faint then. For the slender
figure was speeding past those patches of light that could be
seen through the girders of the Barn. But soon the buzzing grew
louder—as Gwendolyn's mother came into sight, shrouded,
and scarcely discernible.</p>
<p>They met her as she came on, blocking her way. And, "Madam!"
They shouted. "Trade your bonnet for the Piper's poke!"</p>
<p>Gwendolyn held her breath.</p>
<p>Her mother halted. Now for the first time she lifted her
eyes and looked about—as if dazed and miserable. There
was a flush on each smooth cheek. She was panting so that her
lips quivered.</p>
<p>The Piper rose and hurried forward. And seeing him,
half-timidly she reached out a hand—a slender, white
hand. Quickly he relinquished the poke, but when she took it,
made a cup of his two hands under it, as if he feared she might
let it fall. The poke was heavier than the bonnet. She held it
low, but looked at it intently, smiling a little.</p>
<p>Presently, without even a parting glance, she held the
bonnet out to him. "Take it away," she commanded. "It isn't
becoming."</p>
<p>He received it; and promptly made off along the road, the
bonnet held up before his face. "When it comes to chargin'," he
called back, with an independent jerk of the head, "I'm the
only chap that can keep ahead of a chauffeur." And he laughed
uproariously.</p>
<p>Gwendolyn's mother now began to admire the poke, turning it
around, at the same time tilting her head to one
side,—this very like the Bird! She fingered the lace, and
picked at the ribbon. Then, having viewed it from every angle,
she opened it—as if to put it on.</p>
<p>There was a bounce and a piercing squeal. Then over the rim
of the poke, with a thump as it hit the roadway, shot a small
black-and-white pig.</p>
<p>She dropped the poke and sprang back, frightened. And as the
porker cut away among the trees, she wheeled, caught sight of
Gwendolyn, and suddenly opened her arms.</p>
<p>With a cry, Gwendolyn flung herself forward. No need now to
fear harming an elegant dress, or roughing carefully arranged
hair. "Moth-er!" She clasped her mother's neck, pressing a wet
cheek against a cheek of satin.</p>
<p>"Oh, my baby! My baby!—Look at mother!"</p>
<p>"I <i>am</i> looking at you," answered Gwendolyn, half
sobbing and half laughing. "I've looked at you for a
<i>long</i> time. 'Cause I <i>love</i> you so I love you!"</p>
<p>The next moment the Man-Who-Makes-Faces dashed suddenly
aside—to a nearby flower-bordered square of packed ground
over which, blazing with lights, hung one huge tree. Under the
tree was a high, broad bill-board, a squat stool, and two
short-legged tables. The little old gentleman began to bang his
furniture about excitedly.</p>
<p>"The tables are turned!" he shouted. "The tables are
turned!"</p>
<p>"Of course the tables are turned," said Gwendolyn; "but what
diff'rence'll <i>that</i> make?"</p>
<p>"Difference?" he repeated, tearing back; "it means that from
now on everything's going to be exactly <i>opposite</i> to what
it has been."</p>
<p>"Oo! Goody!" Then lifting a puzzled face. "But why didn't
you turn the tables at first? And why didn't we stay here? My
moth-er was here all the time. And—"</p>
<p>The Man-Who-Makes-Faces regarded her solemnly. "Suppose we
hadn't gone around," he said. "Just suppose." Before her, in a
line, were They, the Doctor, the Policeman, Puffy and the Bird.
He indicated them by a nod.</p>
<p>She nodded too, comprehending.</p>
<p>"But now," went on the little old gentleman, "we must all
absquatulate." He took her hand.</p>
<p>"Oh, must you?" she asked regretfully. Absquatulate was a
big word, but she understood it, having come across it one day
in the Dictionary.</p>
<p>"Good-by." He leaned down. And she saw that his round black
eyes were clouded, while his square brush-like brows were
working with the effort of keeping back his tears. "Good-by!"
He stepped back out of the waiting line, turned, and made off
slowly, turning the crank of the hand-organ as he went.</p>
<p>Now the voices of They spoke up. "We also bid you
good-night," They said politely. "We shall have to go. People
must hear about this." And shoulder to shoulder They wheeled
and followed the little old gentleman.</p>
<p>"But my Puffy!" said Gwendolyn. "I'd like to keep him. I
don't care if he is shabby."</p>
<p>For answer there was a crackling and crashing in the
underbrush, as if some heavy-footed animal were lumbering
away.</p>
<p>"I think," explained her father, "that he's gone to make
some poor little boy very happy."</p>
<p>"Oh, the Rich Little Poor Boy, I guess," said Gwendolyn,
contented.</p>
<p>The Bird was just in front of her. He looked very handsome
and bright as he flirted his rudder saucily, and darted, now
up, now down. Presently, he began to sing—a glad, clear
song. And singing, rose into the air.</p>
<p>"Oh!" she breathed. "He's happy 'cause he got that salt off
his tail." When she looked again at the line, the Policeman was
nowhere to be seen. "Doctor!"</p>
<p>"Yes."</p>
<p>"Don't <i>you</i> go."</p>
<p>"The Doctor is right here," said her mother, soothingly.</p>
<p>Gwendolyn smiled. And put one hand in the clasp of her
mother's, the other in a bigger grasp.</p>
<p>"Tired out—all tired out," murmured her father.</p>
<p>She was sleepy, too—almost past the keeping open of
her gray eyes. "Long as you both are with me," she whispered,
"I wouldn't mind if I was back in the nursery."</p>
<p>The glow that filled the Land now seemed suddenly to soften.
The clustered tapers had lessened—to a single chandelier
of four globes. Next, the forest trees began to flatten, and
take on the appearance of a conventional pattern. The grass
became rug-like in smoothness. The sky squared itself to the
proportions of a ceiling.</p>
<p>There was no mistaking the change at hand!</p>
<p>"We're getting close!" she announced happily.</p>
<p>The rose-colored light was dim, peaceful. Here and there
through it she caught glints of white and gold. Then familiar
objects took shape. She made out the pier-glass; flanking it,
her writing-desk, upon which were the two silver-framed
portraits. And there—between the portraits—was the
flower-embossed calendar, with pencil-marks checking off each
figure in the lines that led up to her birthday.</p>
<p>She sighed—a deep, tremulous sigh of content.</p>
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