<h2 id="c2"><span class="h2line1">CHAPTER I</span> <br/><span class="h2line2">THE PURPLE CABRIOLET</span></h2>
<p>It was a wet night. The rain fell in
torrents. The low archway leading
into Pump Yard, Saint James’s, framed a
nocturne of London beneath weeping skies.
The street beyond was a shining sheet of wet,
the lamps making blurred streaks of yellow
on the gleaming surface of the asphalt.
Within, on the rough cobbles of the yard, the
rain splashed and spurted like a thousand
dancing knives.</p>
<p>On either side of the small square cars
were drawn up in two long lines, the overflow
from the lock-ups of the garage set all round
the yard. At the open door of a plum-coloured
cabriolet, his oilskins shining black in
the pale rays of a gas-lamp above his head, a
policeman stood, peering over the shoulder of
a man in a raincoat who was busying himself
over something inside the car. Behind him
a glistening umbrella almost completely
obscured the form of another man who was
talking in whispers to a gnome-like figure in
overalls, a sack flung over his head and
shoulders in protection against the persistent
rain.</p>
<p>Presently from the direction of the street
came the grating of changing gears, the
throb of an engine. Blazing head-lights
clove the hazy chiaroscuro of the yard and a
car, high-splashed with mud, drove slowly
in. It stopped, the hand-brake jarred, and,
with a jerk, the headlights were extinguished.
A young man in a heavy overcoat laboriously
disentangled himself from behind the driving-wheel
and stepped out from under the
sopping hood, stretching his legs and stamping
his feet as though stiff with cold.</p>
<p>On catching sight of him, the man with
the umbrella fussed up. He disclosed a face
that was grey with apprehension.</p>
<p>“Whatever do you think has happened,
Major Okewood?” he said in a hoarse whisper.
“There’s a dead man in the Lancia
there!”</p>
<p>He jerked his head backwards in the direction
of the cabriolet.</p>
<p>The newcomer, who was vigorously rubbing
his numbed hands together, glanced up
quickly. He had a lean, clever face with
very keen blue eyes and a small dark moustache.
Of medium height, he looked as fit
as nails.</p>
<p>“What is it, Fink?” he demanded. “A fit
or something?”</p>
<p>Fink, who was foreman of the garage,
shook his head impressively.</p>
<p>“It’s a suicide. Leastwise, that’s what the
doctor says. Poisoned hisself. There’s a
bottle on the mat inside the car!”</p>
<p>“Oh!” exclaimed the young man, interested.
“Who is it? One of your customers?”</p>
<p>“Never set eyes on him before nor yet the
car. He’s a poorly dressed sort of chap. I
think he jest crawled in there out of the wet
to die!”</p>
<p>“Poor devil!” Okewood remarked. “Who
found him?”</p>
<p>“Jake here,” said Fink, indicating the
dripping goblin at his side. “He had to
open the door of the Lancia to get by, and
blessed if he didn’t see a bloke’s boot sticking
out from under the rug!”</p>
<p>The gnome, who was one of the washers,
eagerly took up the tale.</p>
<p>“It give me a proper turn, I tell yer,” he
croaked. “I lifts the rug and there ’e wor,
lyin’ acrorst the car! An’ stiff, Mister!
Blimey, like a poker, ’e wor! An’ twisted
up, too, somethink crool! ’Strewth! ’E
might ’a’ bin a ’oop, ’e wor that bent! An’
’is fyce! Gawd! It wor enough to give a
bloke the ’orrors, strite!”</p>
<p>And he wiped his nose abstractedly on the
back of his hand.</p>
<p>The young man walked across the yard to
the purple car. The doctor had just finished
his examination and had stepped back. The
torch-lamp on the constable’s belt lit up the
interior of the Lancia. Its broad white
beam fell upon a figure that was lying half on
the floor, half on the seat. The body was
bent like a bow. The head was flung so far
back that the arched spine scarce touched the
broad cushioned seat, and the body rested on
the head and the heels. The arms were
stretched stiffly out, the hands half closed.</p>
<p>As the old washer had said, the face was,
indeed, terrible. The glazed eyes, half open,
were seared with fear, but, in hideous contrast,
the mouth was twisted up into a leery,
fatuous grin. He was a middle-aged man,
inclining to corpulence, with a clean-shaven
face and high cheek-bones, very black eyebrows,
and jet-black hair cut <i>en brosse</i>. He
was wearing a long drab overcoat which,
hanging open, disclosed beneath it a shabby
blue jacket and a pair of old khaki trousers.</p>
<p>“Strychnine!” said the doctor—he held up
a small medicine bottle, empty and without a
label. “That grin is very characteristic.
The <i>risus sardonicus</i>, we call it. And the
muscles are as hard as a board. He’s been
dead for hours, I should say. When did the
car come in?”</p>
<p>“Round about five o’clock, George said,”
the foreman replied. “A young fellow
brought it. Said he’d be back later to fetch
it away. My word! He’ll get a nasty jar
when he turns up!”</p>
<p>“Have you any idea who the dead man
is?” Okewood asked the doctor.</p>
<p>“Some down-and-out!” replied the latter,
dusting his knees. “There was a letter in
his pocket addressed to the coroner. The
usual thing. Walking the streets all day, no
money, decided to end it all. And everything
removed that could betray his identity. Seeing
that he used strychnine he might be a
colleague of mine come to grief. Somehow,
for all his rags, he doesn’t quite look like a
tramp!”</p>
<p>He bent forward into the car again and
sniffed audibly.</p>
<p>“It’s funny,” he said. “There’s a curious
odour in the car I can’t quite place. It
certainly isn’t strychnine.”</p>
<p>Okewood, who had been scanning the body
very closely, had already detected the curious
penetrating odour that yet hung about the
interior of the cabriolet, something sweet,
yet faintly chemical withal.</p>
<p>But now heavy footsteps echoed from
under the archway.</p>
<p>“It’s George back,” said Fink, looking up.
“He nipped across to the police station.”</p>
<p>George, who was one of the mechanics,
bareheaded, his hair shining with wet, was
accompanied by a well-set-up young man
with a trim blond moustache, who wore a
black bowler hat and a heavy overcoat. He
had about him that curious air, a mixture of
extreme self-reliance and rigorous reserve,
which marks the plain-clothes man in every
land.</p>
<p>“Good-evening, O’Malley!” said Okewood
as the young detective came face to face with
him.</p>
<p>The newcomer stared sharply at the
speaker.</p>
<p>“God bless my soul!” he exclaimed. “If
it isn’t Major Desmond Okewood! Are you
on this job, too, Major? They told me you
had retired!”</p>
<p>“So I have, O’Malley!” Desmond replied.
“No more Secret Service for me! I heard
that you had gone back to the C.I.D. after
you were demobbed from the Intelligence.
I’ve only blundered into this by accident.
I’ve just come up from Essex in my car.
This is where I garage it when I’m in
town . . .”</p>
<p>O’Malley plucked open the door of the
Lancia and began to examine the dead man.
The detective asked a few questions of the
doctor, read and took charge of the letter
found in the pocket of the deceased, and
made some notes in a black book. Then he
beckoned to Desmond.</p>
<p>“Anything funny struck you about this
chap, Major?” he asked in an undertone.</p>
<p>Desmond looked at O’Malley questioningly.</p>
<p>“Why do you ask that?” he said.</p>
<p>“Because,” O’Malley replied, “for a
tramp who has walked the streets all day, it
doesn’t strike me that his trousers are very
muddy. His boots are dirty, and the bottoms
of his trousers are wet. But they’re not
<i>splashed</i>. Look at mine after walking only
across from the station!”</p>
<p>He showed a spray of mud stains above
the turn-up of his blue serge trousers.</p>
<p>“And see here!” he added. He bent down
and undid the dead man’s overcoat. Beneath
it jacket and waistcoat were open and the
unbuttoned shirt showed a glimpse of clean
white skin.</p>
<p>“That’s not the skin of a tramp!” the detective
declared.</p>
<p>Again Desmond Okewood gave the young
man one of his enigmatic looks. Then he
turned to the doctor.</p>
<p>“When a man dies of strychnine poisoning,”
he said, “death is preceded by the most
appalling convulsions, I believe?”</p>
<p>“Quite right!” the doctor assented, blinking
through his <i>pince-nez</i>.</p>
<p>“One would, therefore, look for some
signs of a struggle,” Desmond continued,
“especially in a confined space like this.
But see for yourself! The body lies stiffly
stretched out, the feet on the floor, the top
of the head touching the back of the hood,
the shoulders all but clear of the seat. Not
even the mat on the floor is disturbed.”</p>
<p>“Very singular, I must admit,” observed
the doctor.</p>
<p>“The man who found the body says it was
covered up with the rug. Isn’t that right,
Jake?”</p>
<p>“Quite right, sir,” chanted the washer.
“Covered up ’e wor, ’cept for ’is foot as stuck
art!”</p>
<p>“It strikes me as odd,” remarked Desmond
mildly, “that, in such ghastly convulsions
as strychnine poisoning produces, this man
had sufficient presence of mind to arrange
the rug neatly over himself”—he paused and
looked round his audience—“in such a way
as to delay discovery of the body as long as
possible!”</p>
<p>“By George!” said O’Malley excitedly—he
was young enough to be still enthusiastic—“you
mean to say you think he was
brought here dead!”</p>
<p>Without replying Desmond turned again
to the open door of the car. He took the
policeman’s lamp and turned it on the distorted
features of the dead man, the jet-black
eyebrows and hair.</p>
<p>“Do you see anything on the right ear?”
he asked.</p>
<p>“Yes,” O’Malley replied. “Looks like
soap or something!”</p>
<p>Desmond nodded.</p>
<p>“It is soap,” he said, “shaving soap,” and
opened his hand in the beam of the light.
Two or three tiny blond curls and a number
of short ends of blond hair lay in the palm.</p>
<p>“I found these down the dead man’s collar,”
he explained. “So you see, O’Malley,
that your first impression that there is ‘something
funny’ about this tramp was perfectly
correct!”</p>
<p>But the detective only looked at him in a
puzzled way. Desmond pushed him forward
to the open door of the car.</p>
<p>“Sniff, man!” he cried.</p>
<p>“Rum sort o’ smell!” said O’Malley, “but
I don’t see . . .”</p>
<p>“Hair dye!” exclaimed Desmond.</p>
<p>In a flash the young detective whipped
round.</p>
<p>“Then you mean . . .” he began.</p>
<p>“I mean that this dead man is not a tramp,
but a person of some social standing; that in
life he was not dark and clean-shaven, but
fair with a blond moustache or, more probably,
a blond beard, and that he did not crawl
into this car to die, but was brought here
dead in the Lancia. You can assume, if you
like, that he shaved himself, dyed his hair,
and dressed up as a tramp before taking
poison, in order to conceal his identity, but
you cannot assume that he killed himself here
in this car. Someone brought the body here;
therefore there was collusion in his suicide
. . . if it <i>was</i> suicide . . .”</p>
<p>O’Malley pushed his hat back from his
brow and scratched his head.</p>
<p>“Murder, eh?” he remarked, addressing
no one in particular.</p>
<p>A light footstep sounded on the cobbles
behind the group, and a voice said:</p>
<p>“You’ve got my car back, then?”</p>
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