<h2><SPAN name="page117"></SPAN><span class="pagenum"></span>CHAPTER X<br/> AN INVITATION FROM LADY CLEVEDON</h2>
<p>“<span class="smcap">Oh</span>, Mr. Holt,” cried
the young lady behind the counter of the little general shop that
was also the village post office. “I have just taken
a telegram for you. You can have it now if you like.
It’s against the regulations, but that doesn’t
matter.”</p>
<p>I took the yellow slip and perused the message which was from
a publishing firm with whom I was negotiating, offering me a
price for a manuscript I had submitted to them.</p>
<p>“It is a lot of money,” the girl said, with a
touch of envy. “It would take me years and years to
earn that at this job.”</p>
<p>“You’ll not be here years and years,” I
replied smilingly. “Some lucky man will snap you up
long before that.”</p>
<p>“Well, there’s no queue so far,” the girl
returned dryly.</p>
<p>“Perhaps when Mr. Holt has quite finished, other
customers may have a turn,” said a mocking <SPAN name="page118"></SPAN><span class="pagenum"></span>voice at my
elbow, and wheeling round with a quick movement that dislodged a
pile of picture post cards and albums and brought them clattering
to the floor, I saw Kitty Clevedon’s face flushed with
pretty colour.</p>
<p>“I beg your pardon,” I said. “I was
just reading a telegram.”</p>
<p>“I have been down to Stone Hollow,” Kitty Clevedon
went on. “In fact, I have been looking for you.
I have a message for you from Lady Clevedon. She would like
you to come and see her.”</p>
<p>“Yes? When?”</p>
<p>“Well, could you come now? I have my car
here.”</p>
<p>I nodded assent, and followed her out of the shop to the smart
little two-seater, which she managed with a skill that betokened
plentiful practice. As we drove off I saw Pepster walking
slowly through the village.</p>
<p>“I don’t know that man,” Kitty said, as
Pepster saluted, “but I have seen him about quite a lot
lately. And he was at the—the inquest. I
suppose he belongs to the police.”</p>
<p>“Yes, a detective. He is very interested in
me.”</p>
<p>“I dare say you are a very interesting person,”
Kitty rejoined equably.</p>
<p><SPAN name="page119"></SPAN><span class="pagenum">p.
119</span>“You see,” I went on, “I am under
suspicion.”</p>
<p>She turned to have another look at Pepster, and the car
swerved suddenly to the left.</p>
<p>“Steady on!” I cried. “You’ll
have us into the wall.”</p>
<p>“But—I do not understand. Why should
they—?”</p>
<p>“Oh, the story is very simple. The police knew I
was out late on that particular night. Sergeant Gamley saw
me. They questioned me, of course, and after all, it was a
trifle—er—suspicious-looking, wasn’t it?
Here was I, a new-comer and a stranger, wandering about the Dale
at midnight—”</p>
<p>I paused and glanced at her to note the effect of my words;
and was interested to see that she had grown perceptibly
paler.</p>
<p>“But they—surely they didn’t suspect
you?” she said, in tones that were very little above a
whisper.</p>
<p>“Oh, I don’t know,” I returned cheerfully,
“why shouldn’t they suspect me? They know
nothing about me, and certainly nothing that would count
particularly in my favour. At all events, they questioned
me. Had I seen anyone that night? And I lied to
them. I had seen nobody at all. There are occasions,
<SPAN name="page120"></SPAN><span class="pagenum"></span>you
know, when mendacity may be condoned.”</p>
<p>Kitty gazed at me with wide-open eyes for fully a minute, then
pulled herself together with an effort and laughed with a quite
passable imitation of merriment.</p>
<p>“And had you seen anyone?” she asked.</p>
<p>“Yes,” I replied, smiling into her face.
“I had seen a very beautiful and clever woman and an
extremely capable actress whose ideas regarding truth are
apparently nearly as flexible as my own.”</p>
<p>She flushed a little, but remained apparently undisturbed by
either the compliment or the sarcasm.</p>
<p>“And which had committed the crime?” she
asked. “Was it the beautiful and clever
woman—you said beautiful and clever, didn’t
you?—or the capable actress? But still, I don’t
understand. I thought you were a great detective—a
sort of Sherlock Holmes in real life.”</p>
<p>I threw myself back on the cushioned seat with a quick
laugh.</p>
<p>“Where did you get that fairy story from?” I
demanded.</p>
<p>“But—it’s true, isn’t it?”</p>
<p>“No,” I said, “I am not a detective,
certainly <SPAN name="page121"></SPAN><span class="pagenum">p.
121</span>not. And I am not a great anything, unless it be
a great liar. I have had a little practice at that just
lately.”</p>
<p>“But that is why auntie has sent for you,” she
added, with a puzzled frown.</p>
<p>“Because I am a great liar?” I asked.</p>
<p>“No,” she replied, quite seriously.
“Because you—because she thinks that
you—somebody told her you were a great
detective.”</p>
<p>“Oh, yes, and why does she need the services of
a—er—a detective?” I demanded.</p>
<p>“She wants you to find out who murdered Sir Philip
Clevedon.”</p>
<p>“I see. And do <i>you</i> want me to discover
that?”</p>
<p>“Of course, but I don’t think you can.”</p>
<p>“If you thought I could, you wouldn’t want me to
try—is that it?”</p>
<p>“No—oh, I don’t know what you
mean.”</p>
<p>She gave all her attention to the car after that, while I,
having nothing particular to say, lapsed into silence.</p>
<p>We found Lady Clevedon seated in the small parlour, a square,
cheerful room, furnished evidently for comfort with couches and
big arm-chairs. The old lady bade me sit down and then
plunged with characteristic abruptness into the subject of the
interview.</p>
<p><SPAN name="page122"></SPAN><span class="pagenum">p.
122</span>“What is your fee?” she demanded.</p>
<p>“My fee?” I echoed. “But I have no
fee. I am neither a doctor nor a solicitor.”</p>
<p>“Nor a parson—you may as well complete the usual
trio,” the old lady said dryly. “But you are a
policeman.”</p>
<p>The word was so unexpected that I could not forbear a soft
laugh in which, after a momentary hesitation, Miss Kitty Clevedon
joined me. I expected her to label me detective; that she
should call me policeman had all the elements of novelty that go
to make up unconscious humour.</p>
<p>“But policemen are not allowed to take fees,” I
replied. “They have their salaries—or is it
wages?”</p>
<p>“Do you get a salary?” Lady Clevedon demanded.</p>
<p>“No, but then you see I am not a policeman; I am merely
a writer of books.”</p>
<p>“But the Chief Constable of Peakborough—he is a cousin
of mine, distant, but still a cousin, and a fool at that, or he
would have found out before this who killed Sir Philip—told
me you were a celebrated detective and that if I could get your
help—now, who did murder Sir Philip Clevedon?”</p>
<p>“Did you?” I asked, rudely enough I admit <SPAN name="page123"></SPAN><span class="pagenum"></span>though the
question was well in accord with her own conversational
style. Nor did she take it amiss.</p>
<p>“I? No,” she said. “Why should I
murder him?”</p>
<p>“Then if you are quite sure of that,” I returned,
“you have all the world to go at. I may have done it,
or Miss Clevedon may have done it, or Tulmin
may—”</p>
<p>“May, may, may—you tire me to death with your
may’s. I don’t want to know who may have done
it, but who did. I suppose it is a case of the needle in
the haystack.”</p>
<p>“Even the needle in the haystack could be found, given
the necessary time and labour,” I observed.</p>
<p>“I wish you would talk sense,” the old lady
rejoined tartly. “I have had that fat man Peppermint,
Peppercorn—”</p>
<p>“Pepster,” I suggested.</p>
<p>“Yes—I have had him here and pumped him
hard. But he knows nothing, merely talks in a squeaky voice
and gets nowhere. Now, how would you start discovering
who—?”</p>
<p>I found the old lady interesting and decided to humour her,
not because I intended to be of any use to her, but because it
was just possible she might be useful to me.</p>
<p><SPAN name="page124"></SPAN><span class="pagenum">p.
124</span>“Well,” I replied slowly, “there are
several starting points. For example, who benefits most by
his death?”</p>
<p>“Eh!”</p>
<p>I happened to glance just then at Miss Kitty Clevedon and
noticed that her face had gone an almost chalky whiteness that
extended even to her lips and that she was gripping the arm of
her chair with a strong, nervous tension.</p>
<p>“For instance,” I went on slowly, keeping my voice
low and tranquil as if it were really a matter of small
importance, “who is Sir Philip’s heir?”</p>
<p>But I still kept my eyes on Kitty Clevedon and noted that her
grip on the chair tightened.</p>
<p>“Well, he didn’t do it, anyway,” Lady
Clevedon retorted.</p>
<p>“No, I don’t suppose he did,” I returned,
carefully refraining from raising my voice. “I merely
said that he would be my starting point. Then, doubtless,
he would prove an alibi and I should eliminate him.”</p>
<p>“Billy might have hit him over the head with a
stick,” Lady Clevedon went on, “but he wouldn’t
poison a man nor would he dig a hatpin into him.”</p>
<p>“Oh, you never know,” I replied cheerfully.
“Who is Billy?”</p>
<p><SPAN name="page125"></SPAN><span class="pagenum">p.
125</span>“Sir William Clevedon—the new
baronet—Kitty’s brother,” the old lady
explained. “But he never poisoned Philip. They
weren’t friends, certainly, but then, Philip had no
friends. And they had quarrelled; though for that matter
Philip had quarrelled with Ronald Thoyne, as you heard at the
inquest. Philip was that way. He quarrelled with most
people. But Billy didn’t do it. He is with his
regiment in Ireland, trying to keep the Sinn Feiners
quiet.”</p>
<p>“Then there is his alibi which rules him out,” I
said.</p>
<p>But I made up my mind to learn more regarding Billy
Clevedon. His sister’s agitation had been too
pronounced to be disregarded; and it was the more impressive in
that I knew her for a very clever actress with a singular
capacity for holding her own and keeping a straight face.</p>
<p>What was it, I wondered, that had so completely upset her and
smashed down all her defences. It did not take me long to
decide that. She had been told that I was “a great
detective” who would infallibly discover the murderer and
practically my first observation had been a direct hint that her
brother might be the man. A suggestion so libellous should
have caused her to flame out in resentment and denial instead of
which she had had to exert all her <SPAN name="page126"></SPAN><span class="pagenum"></span>strength and will-power to keep
herself from fainting. There was more in all this than one
could sum up in a moment or two and I made up my mind then and
there that Billy would become an object of great interest to
me.</p>
<p>It was not difficult to learn all I wanted. The fact
that most people referred to him as Billy Clevedon and that no
one called him Sir William may indicate something of his general
personality, though that would be to do him some injustice since
the diminutive was partly born of affection and was partly a
survival from bygone years. There were those who declared
that his sister had been mainly responsible for the reputation
Billy had enjoyed for juvenile mischief. I could well
believe that, knowing her in maturer years. She would lead
him on and he, being a little gentleman, would bear the
blame.</p>
<p>But that after all is only the female way. Man was
intended by Nature to carry every burden save one and that the
heaviest of the lot. From my housekeeper to whom I first
applied I learnt little. She had heard stories but had
never known Billy Clevedon personally. I applied to both
Dr. Crawford and the Vicar, but with hardly more success.
They, too, had the usual legends off by heart, but Billy had <SPAN name="page127"></SPAN><span class="pagenum"></span>never been
ill and had no reputation for piety and seemed to have kept out
of the way of both doctor and parson. Tim Dallott could
tell me a little more but it consisted chiefly of reminiscences
of Sunday rat-hunts and fishing. Among them all, however, I
built up a picture of a freckled, yellow-haired lad, full of high
spirits and mischief, but honest and never afraid to face
punishment for what he had done. And somewhere, not far
away, hovered incessantly the figure of his sister, as
irrepressible as himself but far more adroit.</p>
<p>But all that was years ago when they came as orphans to live
at White Towers, when Lady Clevedon’s husband was alive and
before the late Sir Philip had succeeded to the title. In
due time they both went away to school and Cartordale knew them
only in the holidays. They were but shadows of their former
selves as far as their general activities went, or possibly were
more careful and clever at evading the results.</p>
<p>Eventually Billy Clevedon went into the army, but as a career,
not merely as a war measure, and won some distinctions in
France. But he justified his old-time reputation in that he
remained apparently a somewhat incalculable quantity always doing
the unexpected. His <SPAN name="page128"></SPAN><span class="pagenum"></span>sister, having finished her
education with more or less credit, accompanied her aunt to
Hapforth House and settled there, though during the war she
engaged in various occupations and learnt to drive a motor, milk
cows, and use a typewriter.</p>
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