<h2><SPAN name="page227"></SPAN><span class="pagenum"></span>CHAPTER XX<br/> STILL MORE ABOUT BILLY CLEVEDON</h2>
<p><span class="smcap">And</span> now I come to a very pretty and
pleasant little adventure which has its own place in the sequence
of events. Only part of it came under my own immediate
observation; the rest I had to piece together by adroit
questioning and the aid of a little imagination.</p>
<p>It began with Kitty Clevedon, who, as she was crossing the
park that partly surrounds Hapforth House, was a little startled
to see an aeroplane coming rapidly to earth. It alighted
only about sixty yards away, and a young man jumped out and came
towards her.</p>
<p>“Hallo! Kitty Clevedon, by all that’s
lucky!” he cried. “I thought it was, which was
why I gave the order to come down.”</p>
<p>“Jimmy! but you are a stranger,” Kitty returned
smilingly, as they shook hands. “Are you still in the
Air Service? I thought you had been de—”</p>
<p>“Oh, yes, this is my own. I do it for fun <SPAN name="page228"></SPAN><span class="pagenum"></span>now.
Care to step aboard the old bus and see what it is
like?”</p>
<p>He helped her in and then gave some signal she did not
comprehend, and up they went.</p>
<p>“What are you doing?” Kitty demanded.
“You have no right to take—”</p>
<p>“None at all,” he admitted cheerfully.
“But it would be a dull world if we only did what we have a
right to do, wouldn’t it?”</p>
<p>“You must let me get out, Jimmy,” she said,
stamping her foot.</p>
<p>“I’m not stopping you,” he retorted, with a
laugh, “but it’s a longish step down to Mother
Earth—about 600 feet, I should judge. Would you like
to have a look out? You are not frightened, are you?
Have you ever been up before?”</p>
<p>“Yes, twice,” she replied. “No,
I’m not frightened—of the aeroplane.”</p>
<p>“Well, you’re not frightened of me, anyway,”
he said. “I’m fierce, but not
frightful.”</p>
<p>He pulled back a leathern flap, disclosing an opening, through
which he thrust his head. “You ought to go in for
flying, Kitty,” he went on. “It’s the
real sport—there’s nothing like it. Motoring is
tame—and I tell you what, I’ve a good mind to carry
you off to see old Billy and butt in on his honeymoon.”</p>
<p><SPAN name="page229"></SPAN><span class="pagenum">p.
229</span>“Billy!” she cried, turning on him
suddenly. “Do you mean my brother?”</p>
<p>“Here, steady on!” he said.
“You’ll have the old bus over if you jolt us like
that.”</p>
<p>“You must put me down at once,” she went on.
“I must see Mr. Holt and Mr. Thoyne. Do you
hear? At once.”</p>
<p>Jimmy Trevor saw that she was serious, and immediately gave
the order to descend.</p>
<p>“I’m awfully sorry, Kitty,” he said.
“I was only—it was only a bit of a joke. I
would like to apologise, if you—”</p>
<p>“Don’t be an idiot,” Kitty replied
sharply. “Only be quick, and don’t talk until
we are out.”</p>
<p>“But you will forgive—”</p>
<p>“Oh, yes, yes; and now <i>don’t</i> talk.
Let me think.”</p>
<p>They made a safe landing, and Jimmy helped Kitty to
alight.</p>
<p>“Now tell me,” she demanded, turning on him
suddenly, “do you know where my brother is?”</p>
<p>“Why, yes,” he replied, evidently a little
mystified at her manner.</p>
<p>“And—and did you say—honeymoon? Is
he—married?”</p>
<p>“Good Lord! didn’t you know?” he
shouted. “Have I put my beastly number nine foot <SPAN name="page230"></SPAN><span class="pagenum"></span>into it
again? He didn’t tell me it was a secret. I was
his best man, you know, and saw them off to Jersey for their
honeymoon. But he said nothing about keeping it
secret. Didn’t you know?”</p>
<p>“Will you come with me to see Mr. Holt?” Kitty
asked.</p>
<p>“I will go anywhere you say, anywhere at once,”
Jimmy replied.</p>
<p>Kitty started off immediately in the direction of the village,
Jimmy Trevor keeping pace with long strides, muttering apologies
to her and imprecations on himself at intervals. As they
passed through the big gates into the main road they met Thoyne,
who glanced at her companion a little questioningly. Jimmy
Trevor was a very personable youth, and jealousy is easily
aroused.</p>
<p>“Oh, Ronald, this is Mr. Trevor,” Kitty
said. “He—he knows where—where Billy
is.”</p>
<p>“The devil he does!” Thoyne cried.
“And where is he?”</p>
<p>“He is”—she began to laugh a little
hysterically, then pulled herself up—“on
his—his honeymoon.”</p>
<p>“His honeymoon!”</p>
<p>Thoyne stood stock still in the middle of the road and gazed,
first at Kitty and then at Jimmy Trevor, who grinned
appreciatively.</p>
<p><SPAN name="page231"></SPAN><span class="pagenum">p.
231</span>“It seems to be news,” the latter said
dryly. “Didn’t you know? Am I making the
first announcement? I seem to have created a sensation by
posing as an amateur <i>Morning Post</i>. Why
shouldn’t Billy get married if he wants? And she was
a deuce of a nice girl, too!”</p>
<p>“But—the murder—!” Thoyne
stammered.</p>
<p>“Murder? What murder? We are talking about a
marriage, not a murder.”</p>
<p>“The murder of Sir Philip Clevedon,” Thoyne
replied rather angrily. “You must have heard of
it.”</p>
<p>“Not a word,” Jimmy responded.
“I’ve been abroad, and only returned to England two
days ago. Sir Philip Clevedon—why,
that’s—then Billy is Sir William and doesn’t
know it.”</p>
<p>“We must tell Mr. Holt,” Kitty broke in, and
Thoyne nodded his agreement.</p>
<p>And thus it was that they came to me with their story. I
listened to them in silence and then put a few questions.</p>
<p>“Had Clevedon arranged that you should be his best
man?” I asked Trevor.</p>
<p>“Not at all,” he said, “nothing of the
sort. I met him quite by accident on Midlington station,
and—”</p>
<p><SPAN name="page232"></SPAN><span class="pagenum">p.
232</span>“What date was that?”</p>
<p>“It was February 23rd.”</p>
<p>“Are you sure of that?”</p>
<p>“Yes, it was February 23rd right enough, because that
was the day I had to be in London. It had been fixed up
with the lawyer chaps, Finns and Tregarty, who did all my
uncle’s business. I went down from Blankester by a
train that stops five minutes at Midlington—beastly hole it
is, too! Looking out, I saw Billy on the platform. We
were at school together, you know, and then in France—good
pals. He pulled me out of a damned mess once—a good
story that, which I’ll tell you some day. He’s
one of the very best, is Billy. I shouted out to him,
‘Billy, Billy,’ and he came up. ‘Good
egg, Jimmy,’ he said, ‘I was getting a bit fed up
with my own company.’ There was a vacant corner seat,
and he took it and we travelled to London together.”</p>
<p>“What time would that be?” I interrupted.</p>
<p>“Let’s see; it was the 11.23 at Midlington, and
4.7 in London. We put up at the Terminus Hotel, both of us,
had dinner there, and went to see <i>Jimson’s Joy Ride</i>
at the Lyric. Then we trotted round to one or two places we
know of and got back to the Terminus at 1 a.m., and so to bed, as
What’s-his-name would say.”</p>
<p><SPAN name="page233"></SPAN><span class="pagenum">p.
233</span>“If we could make absolutely sure of the
date—” I began.</p>
<p>“The date is right enough,” Jimmy Trevor
replied. “You don’t come into a little wad of
fifteen thousand pounds every day, and that date is in red
letters in my almanac. But ask the
lawyers—they’ll have it down—or try the
Terminus Hotel. Our names will be in the
register.”</p>
<p>“Well,” I returned, “you went to see
<i>Jimson’s Joy Ride</i>, then to bed. Next
morning—?”</p>
<p>“‘I’ve got to go to Jersey!’ Billy
said to me, ‘to get married. The young lady is there,
waiting for me—suppose you come with me and be best
man.’ I had four weeks or so empty and plenty of
money, so I said ‘Right ho!’ The lawyers had
come down with some coin and didn’t want me for a bit until
they’d straightened things some more. And then Billy
got a telegram, ‘Lost my luggage; bring some
clothes—Elsie.’ So off he went to a large shop
and interviewed the manageress. ‘I want some clothes
for a young lady,’ he said, ‘all sorts of clothes:
nightdresses, stockings, whatever young ladies usually wear;
plenty of them, and some frocks—and you see that young lady
over there with the red hair?’ The manageress <SPAN name="page234"></SPAN><span class="pagenum"></span>cast her
optics round. ‘Yes, I see her,’ she said,
‘but you’d better not let her hear you describe her
hair as red.’ Old Billy was a bit put out.
‘Sorry,’ he said, ‘but she is about the
build. What’ll fit her will fit the
other.’ It was all easily arranged—anything is
easy to arrange, you know, when you have the money to pay for it,
and Billy seemed to have plenty. He came out of the shop
carrying a brand new suit-case containing about eighty
pounds’ worth of female garments. When he told me
about it I said he was a silly Juggins; that what the telegram
had meant was that he was to go to her flat and tell her maid to
pack another box; which is what she told him when we got to
Jersey. ‘We’ll do both,’ Billy said, and
we went to the flat and got another lot of feminine
mysteries. So we got to Jersey, and I saw him tied up and
then went on to St. Malo. That’s how I never heard
anything of Sir Philip Clevedon, and I bet Billy’s heard
nothing, either.”</p>
<p>“And who is the—the girl?” Kitty demanded,
quite naturally a little angry when she recollected the suspense
and misery she had endured through her brother’s
unexplained absence.</p>
<p>“She’s Elsie MacFarren,” Jimmy replied.</p>
<p><SPAN name="page235"></SPAN><span class="pagenum"></span>I
knew her quite well. Miss Elsie MacFarren was a youthful
American actress who had come across with a boisterous Yankee
comedy, entitled <i>Chick Tottle’s Turnout</i>. The
play itself had been a failure, but Elsie had been a success, and
had remained here to earn one of the big salaries the British
theatre-loving public willingly pays to those who take its
fancy. She was not only pretty, but clever; and invitations
to return to America—invitations heavily larded with
dollars—were cabled to her at short intervals. But
she stayed here proof against all temptations.</p>
<p>“And now,” I added briskly, “the next thing
is to wire Sir William Clevedon to return immediately. He
must come back. His presence here will dispel a lot of
suspicion, and the story of his romance will counteract some ugly
rumours. We will meet them in London.”</p>
<p>When I told Pepster the story I thought he would never stop
laughing.</p>
<p>“This case,” he said, “is the absolute
limit.”</p>
<p>“You’ll come with us to London?”</p>
<p>“I wouldn’t miss it for a fortune.”</p>
<p>We duly met the honeymoon couple at Paddington.</p>
<p>“Where the hell have you been?” Thoyne demanded
harshly.</p>
<p><SPAN name="page236"></SPAN><span class="pagenum">p.
236</span>“Where?” Billy echoed. “On my
honeymoon. There is Mrs. Billy Clevedon,
and—”</p>
<p>“No,” I interrupted suavely; “Lady
Clevedon.”</p>
<p>He swung round facing me.</p>
<p>“Who the hell are you, and what the devil do you mean by
that?” he asked.</p>
<p>“Sir Philip Clevedon is dead,” I replied
quietly.</p>
<p>He stood glaring at me for a moment or two, as if he thought I
was mad, then, reading confirmation in the faces around him, he
turned to his wife.</p>
<p>“Do you hear that, Elsie?” he shouted.
“Sir Philip is dead, and I am Sir William, and you are My
Lady, and, yes, by gad! I’ve got pots of money. By
Jove! yes. Poor old Philip—he was a bit of
a—but there, he’s dead. What a life it
is!”</p>
<p>“The fact is,” I went on, cutting short his
excitement, “that Sir Philip Clevedon was murdered,
and”—I paused a moment or two so that I might get the
full effect—“there is a warrant out for your
arrest.”</p>
<p>“Murdered!” he echoed.
“Arrest!”</p>
<p>“Well,” Pepster interrupted slowly. “I
wouldn’t say arrest. The police are
interested—you see, your absence seemed to
require—”</p>
<p><SPAN name="page237"></SPAN><span class="pagenum">p.
237</span>“And where the devil do you come into the
picture?” the new Sir William demanded.</p>
<p>“I—oh, I am the police,” Pepster
retorted.</p>
<p>“But, surely,” Kitty said haltingly, “Mr.
Trevor has proved—Billy was in London on the night of the
23rd—an alibi—”</p>
<p>“There can be no alibi in a poison case,” I
returned gravely. “The crime is committed, not when
the victim dies but when the poison is placed—wherever it
is placed. For example, if I were to put prussic acid now
in some whisky which you were to drink next Sunday, I might go
off to Paris, or be on the high seas far off enough, anyway, when
you drink the whisky, but I should still be guilty
of—”</p>
<p>“Is that the story?” Billy broke in.
“Did I put prussic acid in Philip’s whisky?
Come, we’ll get back to Cartordale. I am Sir William
and White Towers belongs to me. I’m going to take
possession. And if anyone thinks I killed Sir Philip, well,
let them prove it and be damned to them.”</p>
<p>He broke off with an angry laugh and stood facing us.
His lovely little bride thrust her hand through his arm.</p>
<p>“Yes,” she said, in that musical voice of hers
that had charmed huge crowds on two continents, “let them
prove it and—be damned to them!”</p>
<p><SPAN name="page238"></SPAN><span class="pagenum"></span>But
her laugh was one of real amusement. Lady Clevedon was
looking forward to enjoying life and had no objection to a
sensation or two. Possibly she had found the honeymoon just
a trifle slow. Anyway, she made a charming picture of
loyalty and confidence as she stood arm-in-arm with her husband
facing those who were practically accusing him of murder.</p>
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