<h2><SPAN name="f18" id="f18"></SPAN><i>The Miller, His Son And The Ass.</i></h2>
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A Miller and Son once set out for the fair,<br/>
To sell a fine ass they had brought up with care;<br/>
And the way that they started made everyone stare.<br/>
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To keep the Ass fresh, so the beast would sell dear<br/>
On a pole they slung him. It surely seemed queer:<br/>
He looked, with heels up, like some huge chandelier.<br/>
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One person who passed them cried out in great glee.<br/>
"Was there anything ever so silly?" said he.<br/>
"Can you guess who the greatest Ass is of those three?"<br/>
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The Miller at once put the brute on the ground;<br/>
And the Ass, who had liked to ride t'other way round,<br/>
Complained in language of curious sound.<br/>
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No matter. The Miller now made his Son ride,<br/>
While he followed after or walked alongside.<br/>
Then up came three merchants. The eldest one cried;<br/>
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"Get down there, young fellow! I never did see<br/>
Such manners:--a gray-beard walks where <i>you</i> should be.<br/>
He should ride, you should follow. Just take that from <i>me!"</i><br/>
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"Dear Sirs," quoth the Miller, "I'd see you content."<br/>
He climbed to the saddle; on foot the boy went...<br/>
Three girls passed. Said one: "Do you see that old Gent?<br/>
There he sits, like a bishop. I say it's a shame,<br/>
While that boy trudging after seems more than half lame."<br/>
"Little girl," said the Miller, "go back whence you came."<br/>
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Yet this young creature so worked on his mind<br/>
That he wanted no woman to call him unkind:<br/>
And he said to his Son: "Seat yourself here--behind."<br/>
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With the Ass bearing double they jogged on again,<br/>
And once more met a critic, who said: "It is plain<br/>
Only dunces would give their poor donkey such pain.<br/>
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He will die with their weight: it's a shame and a sin.<br/>
For their faithful servant they care not a pin.<br/>
They'll have nothing to sell at the fair but <i>his skin."</i><br/>
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"Dear me!" said the Miller, "what <i>am</i> I to do?<br/>
Must I suit the whole world and the world's father, too?<br/>
Yet it must end <i>some</i> time--so I'll see the thing through."<br/>
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Both Father and Son now decided to walk,<br/>
While the Ass marched in front with a strut and a stalk;<br/>
Yet the people who passed them continued to talk.<br/>
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Said one to another: "Look there, if you please,<br/>
How they wear out their shoes, while their Ass takes his ease.<br/>
Were there ever, d'ye think, three such asses as these?"<br/>
Said the Miller: "You're right. I'm an Ass! It is true.<br/>
Too long have I listened to people like you.<br/>
But now I am done with the whole kit and crew.<br/>
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"Let them blame me or praise me, keep silent or yell,<br/>
My goings and comings they cannot compel.<br/>
I will do as I please!"...So he did--and did well.<br/>
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