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<h2>XVII</h2>
<h3>JIMMY SKUNK GETS A BUMP</h3>
<p>Hardly had Jimmy Skunk entered the hole under Farmer Brown's henhouse,
following close on the heels of Unc' Billy Possum, than along came
Bowser the Hound, sniffing and sniffing in a way that made Unc' Billy
nervous. When Bowser reached that hole, of course he smelled the tracks
of Unc' Billy and Jimmy, and right away he became excited. He began to
dig. Goodness, how he did make the dirt fly! All the time he whined with
eagerness.</p>
<p>Unc' Billy wasted no time in squeezing through a hole in the floor way
over<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_86" id="Page_86"></SPAN></span> in one corner, a hole that Farmer Brown's boy had intended to nail
a board over long before. Unc' Billy knew that Bowser couldn't get
through that, even if he did manage to dig his way under the henhouse.
Once through that and fairly in the henhouse, Unc' Billy drew a long
breath. He felt safe for the time being, anyway, and he didn't propose
to worry over the future.</p>
<p>Jimmy Skunk hurried after Unc' Billy. It wasn't fear that caused Jimmy
to hurry. No, indeed, it wasn't fear. He had been startled by the
unexpectedness of Bowser's appearance. It was this that had caused him
to struggle to be first through that hole under the henhouse. But once
through, he had felt a bit ashamed that he had been so undignified. He
wasn't afraid of Bowser. He was sorely tempted to turn around and send
Bowser about his business,<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_87" id="Page_87"></SPAN></span> as he knew he very well could. But he
thought better of it. Besides, Unc' Billy was already through that hole
in the floor, and Jimmy didn't for a minute forget what had brought him
there. He had come for eggs, and so had Unc' Billy. It would never do to
let Unc' Billy be alone up there for long. So Jimmy Skunk did what he
very seldom does—hurried. Yes, Sir, he hurried after Unc' Billy Possum.
He meant to make sure of his share of the eggs he was certain were up
there.</p>
<p>There was a row of nesting boxes along one side close to the floor.
Above these was another row and above these a third row. Jimmy doesn't
climb, but Unc' Billy is a famous climber.</p>
<p>"I'll take these lower nests," said Jimmy, and lifted his tail in a way
that made Unc' Billy nervous.</p>
<p>"All right," replied Unc' Billy<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_88" id="Page_88"></SPAN></span> promptly. "All right, Brer Skunk. It's
just as yo' say."</p>
<p>With this, Unc' Billy scrambled up to the next row of nests. Jimmy
grinned and started to look in the lower nests. He took his time about
it, for that is Jimmy's way. There was nothing in the first one and
nothing in the second one and nothing in the third one. This was
disappointing, to say the least, and Jimmy began to move a little
faster. Meanwhile Unc' Billy had hurried from one nest to another in the
second row with no better success. By the time Jimmy was half-way along
his row Unc' Billy bad begun on the upper row, and the only eggs he had
found were hard china nest-eggs put there by Farmer Brown's boy to tempt
the hens to lay in those particular nests. Disappointment was making
Unc' Billy lose his temper. Each time he peeped in a nest<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_89" id="Page_89"></SPAN></span> and saw one
of those china eggs, he hoped it was a real egg, and each time when he
found it wasn't he grew angrier.</p>
<p>At last he so lost his temper that when he found another of those eggs
he angrily kicked it out of the nest. Now it happened that Jimmy Skunk
was just underneath. Down fell that hard china egg squarely on Jimmy
Skunk's head. For just a minute Jimmy saw stars. At least, he thought he
did. Then he saw the egg, and knew that Unc' Billy had knocked it down,
and that it was this that had hit him. Jimmy was sore at heart because
he had found no eggs, and now he had a bump on the head that also was
sore. Jimmy Skunk lost his temper, a thing he rarely does.</p>
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<SPAN name="A_SAD_SAD_QUARREL" id="A_SAD_SAD_QUARREL"></SPAN>
<h2>XVIII</h2>
<h3>A SAD, SAD QUARREL</h3>
<p>Jimmy Skunk sat on the floor of Farmer Brown's henhouse, rubbing his
head and glaring up at the upper row of nests with eyes red with anger.
Of course it was dark in the henhouse, for it was night, but Jimmy can
see in the dark, just as so many other little people who wear fur can.
What he saw was the anxious looking face of Unc' Billy Possum staring
down at him.</p>
<p>"You did that purposely!" snapped Jimmy. "You did that purposely, and
you needn't tell me you didn't."</p>
<p>"On mah honor Ah didn't," protested Unc' Billy. "It was an accident,
just a sho' 'nuff accident, and Ah'm right sorry fo' it."<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_91" id="Page_91"></SPAN></span></p>
<p>"That sounds very nice, but I don't believe a word of it. You did it
purposely, and you can't make me believe anything else. Come down here
and fight. I dare you to!" Jimmy was getting more and more angry every
minute.</p>
<p>Unc' Billy began to grow angry. Of course, it was wholly his fault that
that egg had fallen, but it wasn't his fault that Jimmy had happened to
be just beneath. He hadn't known that Jimmy was there. He had
apologized, and he felt that no one could do more than that. Jimmy Skunk
had doubted his word, had refused to believe him, and that made him
angry. His little eyes glowed with rage.</p>
<p>"If yo' want to fight, come up here. I'll wait fo' yo' right where Ah
am," he sputtered.</p>
<p>This made Jimmy angrier than ever.<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_92" id="Page_92"></SPAN></span> He couldn't climb up there, and he
knew that Unc' Billy knew it. Unc' Billy was perfectly safe in promising
to wait for him.</p>
<p>"You're a coward, just a plain no-account coward!" snapped Jimmy. "I'm
not going to climb up there, but I'll tell you what I am going to do;
I'm going to wait right down here until you come down, if it isn't until
next year. Nobody can drop things on my head and not get paid back. I
thought you were a friend, but now I know better."</p>
<p>"Wait as long as yo' please. Ah reckons Ah can stay as long as yo' can,"
retorted Unc' Billy, grinding and snapping his teeth.</p>
<p>"Suit yourself," retorted Jimmy. "I'm going to pay you up for that bump
on my head or know the reason why."</p>
<p>And so they kept on quarreling and calling each other names, for the
time<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_93" id="Page_93"></SPAN></span> being quite forgetting that they were where they had no business
to be, either of them. It really was dreadful. And it was all because
both had been sadly disappointed. They had found no eggs where they had
been sure they would find plenty. You see, Farmer Brown's boy had
gathered every egg when he shut the biddies up for the night. Did you
ever notice what a bad thing for the temper disappointment often is?</p>
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<SPAN name="JIMMY_SKUNK_IS_TRUE_TO_HIS_WORD" id="JIMMY_SKUNK_IS_TRUE_TO_HIS_WORD"></SPAN>
<h2>XIX</h2>
<h3>JIMMY SKUNK IS TRUE TO HIS WORD</h3>
<p>Unc' Billy Possum was having a bad night of it. When he had grown tired
of quarreling with Jimmy Skunk, he had tried to take a nap. He had tried
first one nest and then another, but none just suited him. This was
partly because he wasn't sleepy. He was hungry and not at all sleepy. He
wished with all his heart that he hadn't foolishly yielded to that fit
of temper which had resulted in kicking that china nest-egg out of a
nest and down on the head of Jimmy Skunk, making Jimmy so thoroughly
angry.</p>
<p>Unc' Billy had no intention of going down while Jimmy was there. He<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_95" id="Page_95"></SPAN></span>
thought that Jimmy would soon grow tired of waiting and go away. So for
quite awhile Unc' Billy didn't worry. But as it began to get towards
morning he began to grow anxious. Unc' Billy had no desire to be found
in that henhouse when Farmer Brown's boy came to feed the biddies.</p>
<p>Then, too, he was hungry. He had counted on a good meal of eggs, and not
one had he found. Now he wanted to get out to look for something else to
eat, but he couldn't without facing Jimmy Skunk, and it was better to go
hungry than to do that. Yes, Sir, it was a great deal better to go
hungry. Several times, when he thought Jimmy was asleep, he tried to
steal down. He was just as careful not to make a sound as he could be,
but every time Jimmy knew and was waiting for him. Unc' Billy wished
that there was no such<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_96" id="Page_96"></SPAN></span> place as Farmer Brown's henhouse. He wished he
had never thought of eggs. He wished many other foolish wishes, but most
of all he wished that he hadn't lost his temper and kicked that egg down
on Jimmy Skunk's head. When the first light stole in under the door and
the biddies began to stir uneasily on their roosts Unc' Billy's anxiety
would allow him to keep still no longer.</p>
<p>"Don' yo' think we-uns better make up and get out of here, Brer Skunk?"
he ventured.</p>
<p>"I don't mind staying here; it's very comfortable," replied Jimmy,
looking up at Unc' Billy in a way that made him most <i>uncomfortable</i>. It
was plain to see that Jimmy hadn't forgiven him.</p>
<p>For some time Unc' Billy said no more, but he grew more and more
restless. You see, he knew it would soon be<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_97" id="Page_97"></SPAN></span> time for Farmer Brown's boy
to come to let the hens out and feed them. At last he ventured to speak
again.</p>
<p>"Ah reckons yo' done forget something," said he.</p>
<p>"What is that?" asked Jimmy.</p>
<p>"Ah reckons yo' done fo'get that it's most time fo' Farmer Brown's boy
to come, and it won't do fo' we-uns to be found in here," replied Unc'
Billy.</p>
<p>"I'm not worrying about Farmer Brown's boy. He can come as soon as he
pleases," retorted Jimmy Skunk, and grinned.</p>
<p>That sounded like boasting, but it wasn't. No, Sir, it wasn't, and Unc'
Billy knew it. He knew that Jimmy meant it. Unc' Billy was in despair.
He didn't dare stay, and he didn't dare go down and face Jimmy Skunk,
and there he was. It certainly had been a bad night for Unc' Billy
Possum.</p>
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<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_98" id="Page_98"></SPAN></span>
<SPAN name="FARMER_BROWNS_BOY_ARRIVES" id="FARMER_BROWNS_BOY_ARRIVES"></SPAN>
<h2>XX</h2>
<h3>FARMER BROWN'S BOY ARRIVES</h3>
<p>The light crept farther under the door of Farmer Brown's henhouse, and
by this time the hens were all awake. Furthermore, they had discovered
Jimmy Skunk down below and were making a great fuss. They were cackling
so that Unc' Billy was sure Farmer Brown's boy would soon hear them and
hurry out to find out what the noise was all about.</p>
<p>"If yo' would just get out of sight, Brer Skunk, Ah reckons those fool
hens would keep quiet," Unc' Billy ventured.</p>
<p>"I don't mind their noise. It doesn't<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_99" id="Page_99"></SPAN></span> trouble me a bit," replied Jimmy
Skunk, and grinned. It was plain enough to Unc' Billy that Jimmy was
enjoying the situation.</p>
<p>But Unc' Billy wasn't. He was so anxious that he couldn't keep still. He
paced back and forth along the shelf in front of the upper row of nests
and tried to make up his mind whether it would be better to go down and
face Jimmy Skunk or to try to hide under the hay in one of the nests,
and all the time he kept listening and listening and listening for the
footsteps of Farmer Brown's boy.</p>
<p>At last he heard them, and he knew by the sound that Farmer Brown's boy
was coming in a hurry. He had heard the noise of the hens and was coming
to find out what it was all about. Unc' Billy hoped that now Jimmy Skunk
would retreat through the hole in the<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_100" id="Page_100"></SPAN></span> floor and give him a chance to
escape.</p>
<p>"He's coming! Farmer Brown's boy is coming, Brer Skunk! Yo' better get
away while yo' can!" whispered Unc' Billy.</p>
<p>"I hear him," replied Jimmy calmly. "I'm waiting for him to open the
door for me to go out. It will be much easier than squeezing through
that hole."</p>
<p>Unc' Billy gasped. He knew, of course, that it was Jimmy Skunk's boast
that he feared no one, but it was hard to believe that Jimmy really
intended to face Farmer Brown's boy right in his own henhouse where
Jimmy had no business to be. He hoped that at last Jimmy's boldness
would get him into trouble. Yes, he did. You see, that might give him a
chance to slip away himself. Otherwise, he would be in a bad fix.</p>
<p>The latch on the door rattled. Unc'<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_101" id="Page_101"></SPAN></span> Billy crept into one of the nests,
but frightened as he was, he couldn't keep from peeping over the edge to
see what would happen. The door swung open, letting in a flood of light.
The hens stopped their noise. Farmer Brown's boy stood in the doorway
and looked in. Jimmy Skunk lifted his big plume of a tail just a bit
higher than usual and calmly and without the least sign of being in a
hurry walked straight towards the open door. Of course Farmer Brown's
boy saw him at once.</p>
<p>"So it's you, you black and white rascal!" he exclaimed. "I suppose you
expect me to step out of your way, and I suppose I will do just that
very thing. You are the most impudent and independent fellow of my
acquaintance. That's what you are. You didn't get any eggs, because I
gathered all of them last night. And you didn't get a<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_102" id="Page_102"></SPAN></span> chicken because
they were wise enough to stay on their roosts, so I don't know as I have
any quarrel with you, and I'm sure I don't want any. Come along out of
there, you rascal."</p>
<p>Farmer Brown's boy stepped aside, and Jimmy Skunk calmly and without the
least sign of hurry or worry walked out, stopped for a drink at the pan
of water in the henyard, walked through the henyard gate, and turned
towards the stone wall along the edge of the Old Orchard.</p>
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