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<h3> CHAPTER FIVE </h3>
<h3> The Adventure of the Spectacled Roadman </h3>
<p>I sat down on the very crest of the pass and took stock of my position.</p>
<p>Behind me was the road climbing through a long cleft in the hills,
which was the upper glen of some notable river. In front was a flat
space of maybe a mile, all pitted with bog-holes and rough with
tussocks, and then beyond it the road fell steeply down another glen to
a plain whose blue dimness melted into the distance. To left and right
were round-shouldered green hills as smooth as pancakes, but to the
south—that is, the left hand—there was a glimpse of high heathery
mountains, which I remembered from the map as the big knot of hill
which I had chosen for my sanctuary. I was on the central boss of a
huge upland country, and could see everything moving for miles. In the
meadows below the road half a mile back a cottage smoked, but it was
the only sign of human life. Otherwise there was only the calling of
plovers and the tinkling of little streams.</p>
<p>It was now about seven o'clock, and as I waited I heard once again that
ominous beat in the air. Then I realized that my vantage-ground might
be in reality a trap. There was no cover for a tomtit in those bald
green places.</p>
<p>I sat quite still and hopeless while the beat grew louder. Then I saw
an aeroplane coming up from the east. It was flying high, but as I
looked it dropped several hundred feet and began to circle round the
knot of hill in narrowing circles, just as a hawk wheels before it
pounces. Now it was flying very low, and now the observer on board
caught sight of me. I could see one of the two occupants examining me
through glasses.</p>
<p>Suddenly it began to rise in swift whorls, and the next I knew it was
speeding eastward again till it became a speck in the blue morning.</p>
<p>That made me do some savage thinking. My enemies had located me, and
the next thing would be a cordon round me. I didn't know what force
they could command, but I was certain it would be sufficient. The
aeroplane had seen my bicycle, and would conclude that I would try to
escape by the road. In that case there might be a chance on the moors
to the right or left. I wheeled the machine a hundred yards from the
highway, and plunged it into a moss-hole, where it sank among pond-weed
and water-buttercups. Then I climbed to a knoll which gave me a view
of the two valleys. Nothing was stirring on the long white ribbon that
threaded them.</p>
<p>I have said there was not cover in the whole place to hide a rat. As
the day advanced it was flooded with soft fresh light till it had the
fragrant sunniness of the South African veld. At other times I would
have liked the place, but now it seemed to suffocate me. The free
moorlands were prison walls, and the keen hill air was the breath of a
dungeon.</p>
<p>I tossed a coin—heads right, tails left—and it fell heads, so I
turned to the north. In a little I came to the brow of the ridge which
was the containing wall of the pass. I saw the highroad for maybe ten
miles, and far down it something that was moving, and that I took to be
a motor-car. Beyond the ridge I looked on a rolling green moor, which
fell away into wooded glens.</p>
<p>Now my life on the veld has given me the eyes of a kite, and I can see
things for which most men need a telescope ... Away down the slope, a
couple of miles away, several men were advancing, like a row of
beaters at a shoot ...</p>
<p>I dropped out of sight behind the sky-line. That way was shut to me,
and I must try the bigger hills to the south beyond the highway. The
car I had noticed was getting nearer, but it was still a long way off
with some very steep gradients before it. I ran hard, crouching low
except in the hollows, and as I ran I kept scanning the brow of the
hill before me. Was it imagination, or did I see figures—one, two,
perhaps more—moving in a glen beyond the stream?</p>
<p>If you are hemmed in on all sides in a patch of land there is only one
chance of escape. You must stay in the patch, and let your enemies
search it and not find you. That was good sense, but how on earth was
I to escape notice in that table-cloth of a place? I would have buried
myself to the neck in mud or lain below water or climbed the tallest
tree. But there was not a stick of wood, the bog-holes were little
puddles, the stream was a slender trickle. There was nothing but short
heather, and bare hill bent, and the white highway.</p>
<p>Then in a tiny bight of road, beside a heap of stones, I found the
roadman.</p>
<p>He had just arrived, and was wearily flinging down his hammer. He
looked at me with a fishy eye and yawned.</p>
<p>'Confoond the day I ever left the herdin'!' he said, as if to the world
at large. 'There I was my ain maister. Now I'm a slave to the
Goavernment, tethered to the roadside, wi' sair een, and a back like a
suckle.'</p>
<p>He took up the hammer, struck a stone, dropped the implement with an
oath, and put both hands to his ears. 'Mercy on me! My heid's
burstin'!' he cried.</p>
<p>He was a wild figure, about my own size but much bent, with a week's
beard on his chin, and a pair of big horn spectacles.</p>
<p>'I canna dae't,' he cried again. 'The Surveyor maun just report me.
I'm for my bed.'</p>
<p>I asked him what was the trouble, though indeed that was clear enough.</p>
<p>'The trouble is that I'm no sober. Last nicht my dochter Merran was
waddit, and they danced till fower in the byre. Me and some ither
chiels sat down to the drinkin', and here I am. Peety that I ever
lookit on the wine when it was red!'</p>
<p>I agreed with him about bed. 'It's easy speakin',' he moaned. 'But I
got a postcard yestreen sayin' that the new Road Surveyor would be
round the day. He'll come and he'll no find me, or else he'll find me
fou, and either way I'm a done man. I'll awa' back to my bed and say
I'm no weel, but I doot that'll no help me, for they ken my kind o'
no-weel-ness.'</p>
<p>Then I had an inspiration. 'Does the new Surveyor know you?' I asked.</p>
<p>'No him. He's just been a week at the job. He rins about in a wee
motor-cawr, and wad speir the inside oot o' a whelk.'</p>
<p>'Where's your house?' I asked, and was directed by a wavering finger to
the cottage by the stream.</p>
<p>'Well, back to your bed,' I said, 'and sleep in peace. I'll take on
your job for a bit and see the Surveyor.'</p>
<p>He stared at me blankly; then, as the notion dawned on his fuddled
brain, his face broke into the vacant drunkard's smile.</p>
<p>'You're the billy,' he cried. 'It'll be easy eneuch managed. I've
finished that bing o' stanes, so you needna chap ony mair this
forenoon. Just take the barry, and wheel eneuch metal frae yon quarry
doon the road to mak anither bing the morn. My name's Alexander
Turnbull, and I've been seeven year at the trade, and twenty afore that
herdin' on Leithen Water. My freens ca' me Ecky, and whiles Specky,
for I wear glesses, being waik i' the sicht. Just you speak the
Surveyor fair, and ca' him Sir, and he'll be fell pleased. I'll be
back or mid-day.'</p>
<p>I borrowed his spectacles and filthy old hat; stripped off coat,
waistcoat, and collar, and gave him them to carry home; borrowed, too,
the foul stump of a clay pipe as an extra property. He indicated my
simple tasks, and without more ado set off at an amble bedwards. Bed
may have been his chief object, but I think there was also something
left in the foot of a bottle. I prayed that he might be safe under
cover before my friends arrived on the scene.</p>
<p>Then I set to work to dress for the part. I opened the collar of my
shirt—it was a vulgar blue-and-white check such as ploughmen wear—and
revealed a neck as brown as any tinker's. I rolled up my sleeves, and
there was a forearm which might have been a blacksmith's, sunburnt and
rough with old scars. I got my boots and trouser-legs all white from
the dust of the road, and hitched up my trousers, tying them with
string below the knee. Then I set to work on my face. With a handful
of dust I made a water-mark round my neck, the place where Mr
Turnbull's Sunday ablutions might be expected to stop. I rubbed a good
deal of dirt also into the sunburn of my cheeks. A roadman's eyes
would no doubt be a little inflamed, so I contrived to get some dust in
both of mine, and by dint of vigorous rubbing produced a bleary effect.</p>
<p>The sandwiches Sir Harry had given me had gone off with my coat, but
the roadman's lunch, tied up in a red handkerchief, was at my disposal.
I ate with great relish several of the thick slabs of scone and cheese
and drank a little of the cold tea. In the handkerchief was a local
paper tied with string and addressed to Mr Turnbull—obviously meant to
solace his mid-day leisure. I did up the bundle again, and put the
paper conspicuously beside it.</p>
<p>My boots did not satisfy me, but by dint of kicking among the stones I
reduced them to the granite-like surface which marks a roadman's
foot-gear. Then I bit and scraped my finger-nails till the edges were
all cracked and uneven. The men I was matched against would miss no
detail. I broke one of the bootlaces and retied it in a clumsy knot,
and loosed the other so that my thick grey socks bulged over the
uppers. Still no sign of anything on the road. The motor I had
observed half an hour ago must have gone home.</p>
<p>My toilet complete, I took up the barrow and began my journeys to and
from the quarry a hundred yards off.</p>
<p>I remember an old scout in Rhodesia, who had done many queer things in
his day, once telling me that the secret of playing a part was to think
yourself into it. You could never keep it up, he said, unless you
could manage to convince yourself that you were it. So I shut off all
other thoughts and switched them on to the road-mending. I thought of
the little white cottage as my home, I recalled the years I had spent
herding on Leithen Water, I made my mind dwell lovingly on sleep in a
box-bed and a bottle of cheap whisky. Still nothing appeared on that
long white road.</p>
<p>Now and then a sheep wandered off the heather to stare at me. A heron
flopped down to a pool in the stream and started to fish, taking no
more notice of me than if I had been a milestone. On I went, trundling
my loads of stone, with the heavy step of the professional. Soon I
grew warm, and the dust on my face changed into solid and abiding grit.
I was already counting the hours till evening should put a limit to Mr
Turnbull's monotonous toil. Suddenly a crisp voice spoke from the
road, and looking up I saw a little Ford two-seater, and a round-faced
young man in a bowler hat.</p>
<p>'Are you Alexander Turnbull?' he asked. 'I am the new County Road
Surveyor. You live at Blackhopefoot, and have charge of the section
from Laidlawbyres to the Riggs? Good! A fair bit of road, Turnbull,
and not badly engineered. A little soft about a mile off, and the
edges want cleaning. See you look after that. Good morning. You'll
know me the next time you see me.'</p>
<p>Clearly my get-up was good enough for the dreaded Surveyor. I went on
with my work, and as the morning grew towards noon I was cheered by a
little traffic. A baker's van breasted the hill, and sold me a bag of
ginger biscuits which I stowed in my trouser-pockets against
emergencies. Then a herd passed with sheep, and disturbed me somewhat
by asking loudly, 'What had become o' Specky?'</p>
<p>'In bed wi' the colic,' I replied, and the herd passed on ... just
about mid-day a big car stole down the hill, glided past and drew up a
hundred yards beyond. Its three occupants descended as if to stretch
their legs, and sauntered towards me.</p>
<p>Two of the men I had seen before from the window of the Galloway
inn—one lean, sharp, and dark, the other comfortable and smiling. The
third had the look of a countryman—a vet, perhaps, or a small farmer.
He was dressed in ill-cut knickerbockers, and the eye in his head was
as bright and wary as a hen's.</p>
<p>'Morning,' said the last. 'That's a fine easy job o' yours.'</p>
<p>I had not looked up on their approach, and now, when accosted, I slowly
and painfully straightened my back, after the manner of roadmen; spat
vigorously, after the manner of the low Scot; and regarded them
steadily before replying. I confronted three pairs of eyes that missed
nothing.</p>
<p>'There's waur jobs and there's better,' I said sententiously. 'I wad
rather hae yours, sittin' a' day on your hinderlands on thae cushions.
It's you and your muckle cawrs that wreck my roads! If we a' had oor
richts, ye sud be made to mend what ye break.'</p>
<p>The bright-eyed man was looking at the newspaper lying beside
Turnbull's bundle.</p>
<p>'I see you get your papers in good time,' he said.</p>
<p>I glanced at it casually. 'Aye, in gude time. Seein' that that paper
cam' out last Setterday I'm just Sax days late.'</p>
<p>He picked it up, glanced at the superscription, and laid it down again.
One of the others had been looking at my boots, and a word in German
called the speaker's attention to them.</p>
<p>'You've a fine taste in boots,' he said. 'These were never made by a
country shoemaker.'</p>
<p>'They were not,' I said readily. 'They were made in London. I got
them frae the gentleman that was here last year for the shootin'. What
was his name now?' And I scratched a forgetful head. Again the sleek
one spoke in German. 'Let us get on,' he said. 'This fellow is all
right.'</p>
<p>They asked one last question.</p>
<p>'Did you see anyone pass early this morning? He might be on a bicycle
or he might be on foot.'</p>
<p>I very nearly fell into the trap and told a story of a bicyclist
hurrying past in the grey dawn. But I had the sense to see my danger.
I pretended to consider very deeply.</p>
<p>'I wasna up very early,' I said. 'Ye see, my dochter was merrit last
nicht, and we keepit it up late. I opened the house door about seeven
and there was naebody on the road then. Since I cam' up here there has
just been the baker and the Ruchill herd, besides you gentlemen.'</p>
<p>One of them gave me a cigar, which I smelt gingerly and stuck in
Turnbull's bundle. They got into their car and were out of sight in
three minutes.</p>
<p>My heart leaped with an enormous relief, but I went on wheeling my
stones. It was as well, for ten minutes later the car returned, one of
the occupants waving a hand to me. Those gentry left nothing to chance.</p>
<p>I finished Turnbull's bread and cheese, and pretty soon I had finished
the stones. The next step was what puzzled me. I could not keep up
this roadmaking business for long. A merciful Providence had kept Mr
Turnbull indoors, but if he appeared on the scene there would be
trouble. I had a notion that the cordon was still tight round the
glen, and that if I walked in any direction I should meet with
questioners. But get out I must. No man's nerve could stand more than
a day of being spied on.</p>
<p>I stayed at my post till five o'clock. By that time I had resolved to
go down to Turnbull's cottage at nightfall and take my chance of
getting over the hills in the darkness. But suddenly a new car came up
the road, and slowed down a yard or two from me. A fresh wind had
risen, and the occupant wanted to light a cigarette. It was a touring
car, with the tonneau full of an assortment of baggage. One man sat in
it, and by an amazing chance I knew him. His name was Marmaduke
Jopley, and he was an offence to creation. He was a sort of blood
stockbroker, who did his business by toadying eldest sons and rich
young peers and foolish old ladies. 'Marmie' was a familiar figure, I
understood, at balls and polo-weeks and country houses. He was an
adroit scandal-monger, and would crawl a mile on his belly to anything
that had a title or a million. I had a business introduction to his
firm when I came to London, and he was good enough to ask me to dinner
at his club. There he showed off at a great rate, and pattered about
his duchesses till the snobbery of the creature turned me sick. I
asked a man afterwards why nobody kicked him, and was told that
Englishmen reverenced the weaker sex.</p>
<p>Anyhow there he was now, nattily dressed, in a fine new car, obviously
on his way to visit some of his smart friends. A sudden daftness took
me, and in a second I had jumped into the tonneau and had him by the
shoulder.</p>
<p>'Hullo, Jopley,' I sang out. 'Well met, my lad!' He got a horrid
fright. His chin dropped as he stared at me. 'Who the devil are YOU?'
he gasped.</p>
<p>'My name's Hannay,' I said. 'From Rhodesia, you remember.'</p>
<p>'Good God, the murderer!' he choked.</p>
<p>'Just so. And there'll be a second murder, my dear, if you don't do as
I tell you. Give me that coat of yours. That cap, too.'</p>
<p>He did as bid, for he was blind with terror. Over my dirty trousers
and vulgar shirt I put on his smart driving-coat, which buttoned high
at the top and thereby hid the deficiencies of my collar. I stuck the
cap on my head, and added his gloves to my get-up. The dusty roadman
in a minute was transformed into one of the neatest motorists in
Scotland. On Mr Jopley's head I clapped Turnbull's unspeakable hat,
and told him to keep it there.</p>
<p>Then with some difficulty I turned the car. My plan was to go back the
road he had come, for the watchers, having seen it before, would
probably let it pass unremarked, and Marmie's figure was in no way like
mine.</p>
<p>'Now, my child,' I said, 'sit quite still and be a good boy. I mean
you no harm. I'm only borrowing your car for an hour or two. But if
you play me any tricks, and above all if you open your mouth, as sure
as there's a God above me I'll wring your neck. SAVEZ?'</p>
<p>I enjoyed that evening's ride. We ran eight miles down the valley,
through a village or two, and I could not help noticing several
strange-looking folk lounging by the roadside. These were the watchers
who would have had much to say to me if I had come in other garb or
company. As it was, they looked incuriously on. One touched his cap
in salute, and I responded graciously.</p>
<p>As the dark fell I turned up a side glen which, as I remember from the
map, led into an unfrequented corner of the hills. Soon the villages
were left behind, then the farms, and then even the wayside cottage.
Presently we came to a lonely moor where the night was blackening the
sunset gleam in the bog pools. Here we stopped, and I obligingly
reversed the car and restored to Mr Jopley his belongings.</p>
<p>'A thousand thanks,' I said. 'There's more use in you than I thought.
Now be off and find the police.'</p>
<p>As I sat on the hillside, watching the tail-light dwindle, I reflected
on the various kinds of crime I had now sampled. Contrary to general
belief, I was not a murderer, but I had become an unholy liar, a
shameless impostor, and a highwayman with a marked taste for expensive
motor-cars.</p>
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