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<h2> Chapter 28 </h2>
<p>Every object in the next day's journey was new and interesting to
Elizabeth; and her spirits were in a state of enjoyment; for she had seen
her sister looking so well as to banish all fear for her health, and the
prospect of her northern tour was a constant source of delight.</p>
<p>When they left the high road for the lane to Hunsford, every eye was in
search of the Parsonage, and every turning expected to bring it in view.
The palings of Rosings Park was their boundary on one side. Elizabeth
smiled at the recollection of all that she had heard of its inhabitants.</p>
<p>At length the Parsonage was discernible. The garden sloping to the road,
the house standing in it, the green pales, and the laurel hedge,
everything declared they were arriving. Mr. Collins and Charlotte appeared
at the door, and the carriage stopped at the small gate which led by a
short gravel walk to the house, amidst the nods and smiles of the whole
party. In a moment they were all out of the chaise, rejoicing at the sight
of each other. Mrs. Collins welcomed her friend with the liveliest
pleasure, and Elizabeth was more and more satisfied with coming when she
found herself so affectionately received. She saw instantly that her
cousin's manners were not altered by his marriage; his formal civility was
just what it had been, and he detained her some minutes at the gate to
hear and satisfy his inquiries after all her family. They were then, with
no other delay than his pointing out the neatness of the entrance, taken
into the house; and as soon as they were in the parlour, he welcomed them
a second time, with ostentatious formality to his humble abode, and
punctually repeated all his wife's offers of refreshment.</p>
<p>Elizabeth was prepared to see him in his glory; and she could not help in
fancying that in displaying the good proportion of the room, its aspect
and its furniture, he addressed himself particularly to her, as if wishing
to make her feel what she had lost in refusing him. But though everything
seemed neat and comfortable, she was not able to gratify him by any sigh
of repentance, and rather looked with wonder at her friend that she could
have so cheerful an air with such a companion. When Mr. Collins said
anything of which his wife might reasonably be ashamed, which certainly
was not unseldom, she involuntarily turned her eye on Charlotte. Once or
twice she could discern a faint blush; but in general Charlotte wisely did
not hear. After sitting long enough to admire every article of furniture
in the room, from the sideboard to the fender, to give an account of their
journey, and of all that had happened in London, Mr. Collins invited them
to take a stroll in the garden, which was large and well laid out, and to
the cultivation of which he attended himself. To work in this garden was
one of his most respectable pleasures; and Elizabeth admired the command
of countenance with which Charlotte talked of the healthfulness of the
exercise, and owned she encouraged it as much as possible. Here, leading
the way through every walk and cross walk, and scarcely allowing them an
interval to utter the praises he asked for, every view was pointed out
with a minuteness which left beauty entirely behind. He could number the
fields in every direction, and could tell how many trees there were in the
most distant clump. But of all the views which his garden, or which the
country or kingdom could boast, none were to be compared with the prospect
of Rosings, afforded by an opening in the trees that bordered the park
nearly opposite the front of his house. It was a handsome modern building,
well situated on rising ground.</p>
<p>From his garden, Mr. Collins would have led them round his two meadows;
but the ladies, not having shoes to encounter the remains of a white
frost, turned back; and while Sir William accompanied him, Charlotte took
her sister and friend over the house, extremely well pleased, probably, to
have the opportunity of showing it without her husband's help. It was
rather small, but well built and convenient; and everything was fitted up
and arranged with a neatness and consistency of which Elizabeth gave
Charlotte all the credit. When Mr. Collins could be forgotten, there was
really an air of great comfort throughout, and by Charlotte's evident
enjoyment of it, Elizabeth supposed he must be often forgotten.</p>
<p>She had already learnt that Lady Catherine was still in the country. It
was spoken of again while they were at dinner, when Mr. Collins joining
in, observed:</p>
<p>"Yes, Miss Elizabeth, you will have the honour of seeing Lady Catherine de
Bourgh on the ensuing Sunday at church, and I need not say you will be
delighted with her. She is all affability and condescension, and I doubt
not but you will be honoured with some portion of her notice when service
is over. I have scarcely any hesitation in saying she will include you and
my sister Maria in every invitation with which she honours us during your
stay here. Her behaviour to my dear Charlotte is charming. We dine at
Rosings twice every week, and are never allowed to walk home. Her
ladyship's carriage is regularly ordered for us. I <i>should</i> say, one
of her ladyship's carriages, for she has several."</p>
<p>"Lady Catherine is a very respectable, sensible woman indeed," added
Charlotte, "and a most attentive neighbour."</p>
<p>"Very true, my dear, that is exactly what I say. She is the sort of woman
whom one cannot regard with too much deference."</p>
<p>The evening was spent chiefly in talking over Hertfordshire news, and
telling again what had already been written; and when it closed,
Elizabeth, in the solitude of her chamber, had to meditate upon
Charlotte's degree of contentment, to understand her address in guiding,
and composure in bearing with, her husband, and to acknowledge that it was
all done very well. She had also to anticipate how her visit would pass,
the quiet tenor of their usual employments, the vexatious interruptions of
Mr. Collins, and the gaieties of their intercourse with Rosings. A lively
imagination soon settled it all.</p>
<p>About the middle of the next day, as she was in her room getting ready for
a walk, a sudden noise below seemed to speak the whole house in confusion;
and, after listening a moment, she heard somebody running up stairs in a
violent hurry, and calling loudly after her. She opened the door and met
Maria in the landing place, who, breathless with agitation, cried out—</p>
<p>"Oh, my dear Eliza! pray make haste and come into the dining-room, for
there is such a sight to be seen! I will not tell you what it is. Make
haste, and come down this moment."</p>
<p>Elizabeth asked questions in vain; Maria would tell her nothing more, and
down they ran into the dining-room, which fronted the lane, in quest of
this wonder; It was two ladies stopping in a low phaeton at the garden
gate.</p>
<p>"And is this all?" cried Elizabeth. "I expected at least that the pigs
were got into the garden, and here is nothing but Lady Catherine and her
daughter."</p>
<p>"La! my dear," said Maria, quite shocked at the mistake, "it is not Lady
Catherine. The old lady is Mrs. Jenkinson, who lives with them; the other
is Miss de Bourgh. Only look at her. She is quite a little creature. Who
would have thought that she could be so thin and small?"</p>
<p>"She is abominably rude to keep Charlotte out of doors in all this wind.
Why does she not come in?"</p>
<p>"Oh, Charlotte says she hardly ever does. It is the greatest of favours
when Miss de Bourgh comes in."</p>
<p>"I like her appearance," said Elizabeth, struck with other ideas. "She
looks sickly and cross. Yes, she will do for him very well. She will make
him a very proper wife."</p>
<p>Mr. Collins and Charlotte were both standing at the gate in conversation
with the ladies; and Sir William, to Elizabeth's high diversion, was
stationed in the doorway, in earnest contemplation of the greatness before
him, and constantly bowing whenever Miss de Bourgh looked that way.</p>
<p>At length there was nothing more to be said; the ladies drove on, and the
others returned into the house. Mr. Collins no sooner saw the two girls
than he began to congratulate them on their good fortune, which Charlotte
explained by letting them know that the whole party was asked to dine at
Rosings the next day.</p>
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<h2> Chapter 29 </h2>
<p>Mr. Collins's triumph, in consequence of this invitation, was complete.
The power of displaying the grandeur of his patroness to his wondering
visitors, and of letting them see her civility towards himself and his
wife, was exactly what he had wished for; and that an opportunity of doing
it should be given so soon, was such an instance of Lady Catherine's
condescension, as he knew not how to admire enough.</p>
<p>"I confess," said he, "that I should not have been at all surprised by her
ladyship's asking us on Sunday to drink tea and spend the evening at
Rosings. I rather expected, from my knowledge of her affability, that it
would happen. But who could have foreseen such an attention as this? Who
could have imagined that we should receive an invitation to dine there (an
invitation, moreover, including the whole party) so immediately after your
arrival!"</p>
<p>"I am the less surprised at what has happened," replied Sir William, "from
that knowledge of what the manners of the great really are, which my
situation in life has allowed me to acquire. About the court, such
instances of elegant breeding are not uncommon."</p>
<p>Scarcely anything was talked of the whole day or next morning but their
visit to Rosings. Mr. Collins was carefully instructing them in what they
were to expect, that the sight of such rooms, so many servants, and so
splendid a dinner, might not wholly overpower them.</p>
<p>When the ladies were separating for the toilette, he said to Elizabeth—</p>
<p>"Do not make yourself uneasy, my dear cousin, about your apparel. Lady
Catherine is far from requiring that elegance of dress in us which becomes
herself and her daughter. I would advise you merely to put on whatever of
your clothes is superior to the rest—there is no occasion for
anything more. Lady Catherine will not think the worse of you for being
simply dressed. She likes to have the distinction of rank preserved."</p>
<p>While they were dressing, he came two or three times to their different
doors, to recommend their being quick, as Lady Catherine very much
objected to be kept waiting for her dinner. Such formidable accounts of
her ladyship, and her manner of living, quite frightened Maria Lucas who
had been little used to company, and she looked forward to her
introduction at Rosings with as much apprehension as her father had done
to his presentation at St. James's.</p>
<p>As the weather was fine, they had a pleasant walk of about half a mile
across the park. Every park has its beauty and its prospects; and
Elizabeth saw much to be pleased with, though she could not be in such
raptures as Mr. Collins expected the scene to inspire, and was but
slightly affected by his enumeration of the windows in front of the house,
and his relation of what the glazing altogether had originally cost Sir
Lewis de Bourgh.</p>
<p>When they ascended the steps to the hall, Maria's alarm was every moment
increasing, and even Sir William did not look perfectly calm. Elizabeth's
courage did not fail her. She had heard nothing of Lady Catherine that
spoke her awful from any extraordinary talents or miraculous virtue, and
the mere stateliness of money or rank she thought she could witness
without trepidation.</p>
<p>From the entrance-hall, of which Mr. Collins pointed out, with a rapturous
air, the fine proportion and the finished ornaments, they followed the
servants through an ante-chamber, to the room where Lady Catherine, her
daughter, and Mrs. Jenkinson were sitting. Her ladyship, with great
condescension, arose to receive them; and as Mrs. Collins had settled it
with her husband that the office of introduction should be hers, it was
performed in a proper manner, without any of those apologies and thanks
which he would have thought necessary.</p>
<p>In spite of having been at St. James's Sir William was so completely awed
by the grandeur surrounding him, that he had but just courage enough to
make a very low bow, and take his seat without saying a word; and his
daughter, frightened almost out of her senses, sat on the edge of her
chair, not knowing which way to look. Elizabeth found herself quite equal
to the scene, and could observe the three ladies before her composedly.
Lady Catherine was a tall, large woman, with strongly-marked features,
which might once have been handsome. Her air was not conciliating, nor was
her manner of receiving them such as to make her visitors forget their
inferior rank. She was not rendered formidable by silence; but whatever
she said was spoken in so authoritative a tone, as marked her
self-importance, and brought Mr. Wickham immediately to Elizabeth's mind;
and from the observation of the day altogether, she believed Lady
Catherine to be exactly what he represented.</p>
<p>When, after examining the mother, in whose countenance and deportment she
soon found some resemblance of Mr. Darcy, she turned her eyes on the
daughter, she could almost have joined in Maria's astonishment at her
being so thin and so small. There was neither in figure nor face any
likeness between the ladies. Miss de Bourgh was pale and sickly; her
features, though not plain, were insignificant; and she spoke very little,
except in a low voice, to Mrs. Jenkinson, in whose appearance there was
nothing remarkable, and who was entirely engaged in listening to what she
said, and placing a screen in the proper direction before her eyes.</p>
<p>After sitting a few minutes, they were all sent to one of the windows to
admire the view, Mr. Collins attending them to point out its beauties, and
Lady Catherine kindly informing them that it was much better worth looking
at in the summer.</p>
<p>The dinner was exceedingly handsome, and there were all the servants and
all the articles of plate which Mr. Collins had promised; and, as he had
likewise foretold, he took his seat at the bottom of the table, by her
ladyship's desire, and looked as if he felt that life could furnish
nothing greater. He carved, and ate, and praised with delighted alacrity;
and every dish was commended, first by him and then by Sir William, who
was now enough recovered to echo whatever his son-in-law said, in a manner
which Elizabeth wondered Lady Catherine could bear. But Lady Catherine
seemed gratified by their excessive admiration, and gave most gracious
smiles, especially when any dish on the table proved a novelty to them.
The party did not supply much conversation. Elizabeth was ready to speak
whenever there was an opening, but she was seated between Charlotte and
Miss de Bourgh—the former of whom was engaged in listening to Lady
Catherine, and the latter said not a word to her all dinner-time. Mrs.
Jenkinson was chiefly employed in watching how little Miss de Bourgh ate,
pressing her to try some other dish, and fearing she was indisposed. Maria
thought speaking out of the question, and the gentlemen did nothing but
eat and admire.</p>
<p>When the ladies returned to the drawing-room, there was little to be done
but to hear Lady Catherine talk, which she did without any intermission
till coffee came in, delivering her opinion on every subject in so
decisive a manner, as proved that she was not used to have her judgement
controverted. She inquired into Charlotte's domestic concerns familiarly
and minutely, gave her a great deal of advice as to the management of them
all; told her how everything ought to be regulated in so small a family as
hers, and instructed her as to the care of her cows and her poultry.
Elizabeth found that nothing was beneath this great lady's attention,
which could furnish her with an occasion of dictating to others. In the
intervals of her discourse with Mrs. Collins, she addressed a variety of
questions to Maria and Elizabeth, but especially to the latter, of whose
connections she knew the least, and who she observed to Mrs. Collins was a
very genteel, pretty kind of girl. She asked her, at different times, how
many sisters she had, whether they were older or younger than herself,
whether any of them were likely to be married, whether they were handsome,
where they had been educated, what carriage her father kept, and what had
been her mother's maiden name? Elizabeth felt all the impertinence of her
questions but answered them very composedly. Lady Catherine then observed,</p>
<p>"Your father's estate is entailed on Mr. Collins, I think. For your sake,"
turning to Charlotte, "I am glad of it; but otherwise I see no occasion
for entailing estates from the female line. It was not thought necessary
in Sir Lewis de Bourgh's family. Do you play and sing, Miss Bennet?"</p>
<p>"A little."</p>
<p>"Oh! then—some time or other we shall be happy to hear you. Our
instrument is a capital one, probably superior to——You shall
try it some day. Do your sisters play and sing?"</p>
<p>"One of them does."</p>
<p>"Why did not you all learn? You ought all to have learned. The Miss Webbs
all play, and their father has not so good an income as yours. Do you
draw?"</p>
<p>"No, not at all."</p>
<p>"What, none of you?"</p>
<p>"Not one."</p>
<p>"That is very strange. But I suppose you had no opportunity. Your mother
should have taken you to town every spring for the benefit of masters."</p>
<p>"My mother would have had no objection, but my father hates London."</p>
<p>"Has your governess left you?"</p>
<p>"We never had any governess."</p>
<p>"No governess! How was that possible? Five daughters brought up at home
without a governess! I never heard of such a thing. Your mother must have
been quite a slave to your education."</p>
<p>Elizabeth could hardly help smiling as she assured her that had not been
the case.</p>
<p>"Then, who taught you? who attended to you? Without a governess, you must
have been neglected."</p>
<p>"Compared with some families, I believe we were; but such of us as wished
to learn never wanted the means. We were always encouraged to read, and
had all the masters that were necessary. Those who chose to be idle,
certainly might."</p>
<p>"Aye, no doubt; but that is what a governess will prevent, and if I had
known your mother, I should have advised her most strenuously to engage
one. I always say that nothing is to be done in education without steady
and regular instruction, and nobody but a governess can give it. It is
wonderful how many families I have been the means of supplying in that
way. I am always glad to get a young person well placed out. Four nieces
of Mrs. Jenkinson are most delightfully situated through my means; and it
was but the other day that I recommended another young person, who was
merely accidentally mentioned to me, and the family are quite delighted
with her. Mrs. Collins, did I tell you of Lady Metcalf's calling yesterday
to thank me? She finds Miss Pope a treasure. 'Lady Catherine,' said she,
'you have given me a treasure.' Are any of your younger sisters out, Miss
Bennet?"</p>
<p>"Yes, ma'am, all."</p>
<p>"All! What, all five out at once? Very odd! And you only the second. The
younger ones out before the elder ones are married! Your younger sisters
must be very young?"</p>
<p>"Yes, my youngest is not sixteen. Perhaps <i>she</i> is full young to be
much in company. But really, ma'am, I think it would be very hard upon
younger sisters, that they should not have their share of society and
amusement, because the elder may not have the means or inclination to
marry early. The last-born has as good a right to the pleasures of youth
at the first. And to be kept back on <i>such</i> a motive! I think it
would not be very likely to promote sisterly affection or delicacy of
mind."</p>
<p>"Upon my word," said her ladyship, "you give your opinion very decidedly
for so young a person. Pray, what is your age?"</p>
<p>"With three younger sisters grown up," replied Elizabeth, smiling, "your
ladyship can hardly expect me to own it."</p>
<p>Lady Catherine seemed quite astonished at not receiving a direct answer;
and Elizabeth suspected herself to be the first creature who had ever
dared to trifle with so much dignified impertinence.</p>
<p>"You cannot be more than twenty, I am sure, therefore you need not conceal
your age."</p>
<p>"I am not one-and-twenty."</p>
<p>When the gentlemen had joined them, and tea was over, the card-tables were
placed. Lady Catherine, Sir William, and Mr. and Mrs. Collins sat down to
quadrille; and as Miss de Bourgh chose to play at cassino, the two girls
had the honour of assisting Mrs. Jenkinson to make up her party. Their
table was superlatively stupid. Scarcely a syllable was uttered that did
not relate to the game, except when Mrs. Jenkinson expressed her fears of
Miss de Bourgh's being too hot or too cold, or having too much or too
little light. A great deal more passed at the other table. Lady Catherine
was generally speaking—stating the mistakes of the three others, or
relating some anecdote of herself. Mr. Collins was employed in agreeing to
everything her ladyship said, thanking her for every fish he won, and
apologising if he thought he won too many. Sir William did not say much.
He was storing his memory with anecdotes and noble names.</p>
<p>When Lady Catherine and her daughter had played as long as they chose, the
tables were broken up, the carriage was offered to Mrs. Collins,
gratefully accepted and immediately ordered. The party then gathered round
the fire to hear Lady Catherine determine what weather they were to have
on the morrow. From these instructions they were summoned by the arrival
of the coach; and with many speeches of thankfulness on Mr. Collins's side
and as many bows on Sir William's they departed. As soon as they had
driven from the door, Elizabeth was called on by her cousin to give her
opinion of all that she had seen at Rosings, which, for Charlotte's sake,
she made more favourable than it really was. But her commendation, though
costing her some trouble, could by no means satisfy Mr. Collins, and he
was very soon obliged to take her ladyship's praise into his own hands.</p>
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