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<h2> Chapter 9 </h2>
<p>Elizabeth passed the chief of the night in her sister's room, and in the
morning had the pleasure of being able to send a tolerable answer to the
inquiries which she very early received from Mr. Bingley by a housemaid,
and some time afterwards from the two elegant ladies who waited on his
sisters. In spite of this amendment, however, she requested to have a note
sent to Longbourn, desiring her mother to visit Jane, and form her own
judgement of her situation. The note was immediately dispatched, and its
contents as quickly complied with. Mrs. Bennet, accompanied by her two
youngest girls, reached Netherfield soon after the family breakfast.</p>
<p>Had she found Jane in any apparent danger, Mrs. Bennet would have been
very miserable; but being satisfied on seeing her that her illness was not
alarming, she had no wish of her recovering immediately, as her
restoration to health would probably remove her from Netherfield. She
would not listen, therefore, to her daughter's proposal of being carried
home; neither did the apothecary, who arrived about the same time, think
it at all advisable. After sitting a little while with Jane, on Miss
Bingley's appearance and invitation, the mother and three daughters all
attended her into the breakfast parlour. Bingley met them with hopes that
Mrs. Bennet had not found Miss Bennet worse than she expected.</p>
<p>"Indeed I have, sir," was her answer. "She is a great deal too ill to be
moved. Mr. Jones says we must not think of moving her. We must trespass a
little longer on your kindness."</p>
<p>"Removed!" cried Bingley. "It must not be thought of. My sister, I am
sure, will not hear of her removal."</p>
<p>"You may depend upon it, Madam," said Miss Bingley, with cold civility,
"that Miss Bennet will receive every possible attention while she remains
with us."</p>
<p>Mrs. Bennet was profuse in her acknowledgments.</p>
<p>"I am sure," she added, "if it was not for such good friends I do not know
what would become of her, for she is very ill indeed, and suffers a vast
deal, though with the greatest patience in the world, which is always the
way with her, for she has, without exception, the sweetest temper I have
ever met with. I often tell my other girls they are nothing to <i>her</i>.
You have a sweet room here, Mr. Bingley, and a charming prospect over the
gravel walk. I do not know a place in the country that is equal to
Netherfield. You will not think of quitting it in a hurry, I hope, though
you have but a short lease."</p>
<p>"Whatever I do is done in a hurry," replied he; "and therefore if I should
resolve to quit Netherfield, I should probably be off in five minutes. At
present, however, I consider myself as quite fixed here."</p>
<p>"That is exactly what I should have supposed of you," said Elizabeth.</p>
<p>"You begin to comprehend me, do you?" cried he, turning towards her.</p>
<p>"Oh! yes—I understand you perfectly."</p>
<p>"I wish I might take this for a compliment; but to be so easily seen
through I am afraid is pitiful."</p>
<p>"That is as it happens. It does not follow that a deep, intricate
character is more or less estimable than such a one as yours."</p>
<p>"Lizzy," cried her mother, "remember where you are, and do not run on in
the wild manner that you are suffered to do at home."</p>
<p>"I did not know before," continued Bingley immediately, "that you were a
studier of character. It must be an amusing study."</p>
<p>"Yes, but intricate characters are the <i>most</i> amusing. They have at
least that advantage."</p>
<p>"The country," said Darcy, "can in general supply but a few subjects for
such a study. In a country neighbourhood you move in a very confined and
unvarying society."</p>
<p>"But people themselves alter so much, that there is something new to be
observed in them for ever."</p>
<p>"Yes, indeed," cried Mrs. Bennet, offended by his manner of mentioning a
country neighbourhood. "I assure you there is quite as much of <i>that</i>
going on in the country as in town."</p>
<p>Everybody was surprised, and Darcy, after looking at her for a moment,
turned silently away. Mrs. Bennet, who fancied she had gained a complete
victory over him, continued her triumph.</p>
<p>"I cannot see that London has any great advantage over the country, for my
part, except the shops and public places. The country is a vast deal
pleasanter, is it not, Mr. Bingley?"</p>
<p>"When I am in the country," he replied, "I never wish to leave it; and
when I am in town it is pretty much the same. They have each their
advantages, and I can be equally happy in either."</p>
<p>"Aye—that is because you have the right disposition. But that
gentleman," looking at Darcy, "seemed to think the country was nothing at
all."</p>
<p>"Indeed, Mamma, you are mistaken," said Elizabeth, blushing for her
mother. "You quite mistook Mr. Darcy. He only meant that there was not
such a variety of people to be met with in the country as in the town,
which you must acknowledge to be true."</p>
<p>"Certainly, my dear, nobody said there were; but as to not meeting with
many people in this neighbourhood, I believe there are few neighbourhoods
larger. I know we dine with four-and-twenty families."</p>
<p>Nothing but concern for Elizabeth could enable Bingley to keep his
countenance. His sister was less delicate, and directed her eyes towards
Mr. Darcy with a very expressive smile. Elizabeth, for the sake of saying
something that might turn her mother's thoughts, now asked her if
Charlotte Lucas had been at Longbourn since <i>her</i> coming away.</p>
<p>"Yes, she called yesterday with her father. What an agreeable man Sir
William is, Mr. Bingley, is not he? So much the man of fashion! So genteel
and easy! He has always something to say to everybody. <i>That</i> is my
idea of good breeding; and those persons who fancy themselves very
important, and never open their mouths, quite mistake the matter."</p>
<p>"Did Charlotte dine with you?"</p>
<p>"No, she would go home. I fancy she was wanted about the mince-pies. For
my part, Mr. Bingley, I always keep servants that can do their own work;
<i>my</i> daughters are brought up very differently. But everybody is to
judge for themselves, and the Lucases are a very good sort of girls, I
assure you. It is a pity they are not handsome! Not that I think Charlotte
so <i>very</i> plain—but then she is our particular friend."</p>
<p>"She seems a very pleasant young woman."</p>
<p>"Oh! dear, yes; but you must own she is very plain. Lady Lucas herself has
often said so, and envied me Jane's beauty. I do not like to boast of my
own child, but to be sure, Jane—one does not often see anybody
better looking. It is what everybody says. I do not trust my own
partiality. When she was only fifteen, there was a man at my brother
Gardiner's in town so much in love with her that my sister-in-law was sure
he would make her an offer before we came away. But, however, he did not.
Perhaps he thought her too young. However, he wrote some verses on her,
and very pretty they were."</p>
<p>"And so ended his affection," said Elizabeth impatiently. "There has been
many a one, I fancy, overcome in the same way. I wonder who first
discovered the efficacy of poetry in driving away love!"</p>
<p>"I have been used to consider poetry as the <i>food</i> of love," said
Darcy.</p>
<p>"Of a fine, stout, healthy love it may. Everything nourishes what is
strong already. But if it be only a slight, thin sort of inclination, I am
convinced that one good sonnet will starve it entirely away."</p>
<p>Darcy only smiled; and the general pause which ensued made Elizabeth
tremble lest her mother should be exposing herself again. She longed to
speak, but could think of nothing to say; and after a short silence Mrs.
Bennet began repeating her thanks to Mr. Bingley for his kindness to Jane,
with an apology for troubling him also with Lizzy. Mr. Bingley was
unaffectedly civil in his answer, and forced his younger sister to be
civil also, and say what the occasion required. She performed her part
indeed without much graciousness, but Mrs. Bennet was satisfied, and soon
afterwards ordered her carriage. Upon this signal, the youngest of her
daughters put herself forward. The two girls had been whispering to each
other during the whole visit, and the result of it was, that the youngest
should tax Mr. Bingley with having promised on his first coming into the
country to give a ball at Netherfield.</p>
<p>Lydia was a stout, well-grown girl of fifteen, with a fine complexion and
good-humoured countenance; a favourite with her mother, whose affection
had brought her into public at an early age. She had high animal spirits,
and a sort of natural self-consequence, which the attention of the
officers, to whom her uncle's good dinners, and her own easy manners
recommended her, had increased into assurance. She was very equal,
therefore, to address Mr. Bingley on the subject of the ball, and abruptly
reminded him of his promise; adding, that it would be the most shameful
thing in the world if he did not keep it. His answer to this sudden attack
was delightful to their mother's ear:</p>
<p>"I am perfectly ready, I assure you, to keep my engagement; and when your
sister is recovered, you shall, if you please, name the very day of the
ball. But you would not wish to be dancing when she is ill."</p>
<p>Lydia declared herself satisfied. "Oh! yes—it would be much better
to wait till Jane was well, and by that time most likely Captain Carter
would be at Meryton again. And when you have given <i>your</i> ball," she
added, "I shall insist on their giving one also. I shall tell Colonel
Forster it will be quite a shame if he does not."</p>
<p>Mrs. Bennet and her daughters then departed, and Elizabeth returned
instantly to Jane, leaving her own and her relations' behaviour to the
remarks of the two ladies and Mr. Darcy; the latter of whom, however,
could not be prevailed on to join in their censure of <i>her</i>, in spite
of all Miss Bingley's witticisms on <i>fine eyes</i>.</p>
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<h2> Chapter 10 </h2>
<p>The day passed much as the day before had done. Mrs. Hurst and Miss
Bingley had spent some hours of the morning with the invalid, who
continued, though slowly, to mend; and in the evening Elizabeth joined
their party in the drawing-room. The loo-table, however, did not appear.
Mr. Darcy was writing, and Miss Bingley, seated near him, was watching the
progress of his letter and repeatedly calling off his attention by
messages to his sister. Mr. Hurst and Mr. Bingley were at piquet, and Mrs.
Hurst was observing their game.</p>
<p>Elizabeth took up some needlework, and was sufficiently amused in
attending to what passed between Darcy and his companion. The perpetual
commendations of the lady, either on his handwriting, or on the evenness
of his lines, or on the length of his letter, with the perfect unconcern
with which her praises were received, formed a curious dialogue, and was
exactly in union with her opinion of each.</p>
<p>"How delighted Miss Darcy will be to receive such a letter!"</p>
<p>He made no answer.</p>
<p>"You write uncommonly fast."</p>
<p>"You are mistaken. I write rather slowly."</p>
<p>"How many letters you must have occasion to write in the course of a year!
Letters of business, too! How odious I should think them!"</p>
<p>"It is fortunate, then, that they fall to my lot instead of yours."</p>
<p>"Pray tell your sister that I long to see her."</p>
<p>"I have already told her so once, by your desire."</p>
<p>"I am afraid you do not like your pen. Let me mend it for you. I mend pens
remarkably well."</p>
<p>"Thank you—but I always mend my own."</p>
<p>"How can you contrive to write so even?"</p>
<p>He was silent.</p>
<p>"Tell your sister I am delighted to hear of her improvement on the harp;
and pray let her know that I am quite in raptures with her beautiful
little design for a table, and I think it infinitely superior to Miss
Grantley's."</p>
<p>"Will you give me leave to defer your raptures till I write again? At
present I have not room to do them justice."</p>
<p>"Oh! it is of no consequence. I shall see her in January. But do you
always write such charming long letters to her, Mr. Darcy?"</p>
<p>"They are generally long; but whether always charming it is not for me to
determine."</p>
<p>"It is a rule with me, that a person who can write a long letter with
ease, cannot write ill."</p>
<p>"That will not do for a compliment to Darcy, Caroline," cried her brother,
"because he does <i>not</i> write with ease. He studies too much for words
of four syllables. Do not you, Darcy?"</p>
<p>"My style of writing is very different from yours."</p>
<p>"Oh!" cried Miss Bingley, "Charles writes in the most careless way
imaginable. He leaves out half his words, and blots the rest."</p>
<p>"My ideas flow so rapidly that I have not time to express them—by
which means my letters sometimes convey no ideas at all to my
correspondents."</p>
<p>"Your humility, Mr. Bingley," said Elizabeth, "must disarm reproof."</p>
<p>"Nothing is more deceitful," said Darcy, "than the appearance of humility.
It is often only carelessness of opinion, and sometimes an indirect
boast."</p>
<p>"And which of the two do you call <i>my</i> little recent piece of
modesty?"</p>
<p>"The indirect boast; for you are really proud of your defects in writing,
because you consider them as proceeding from a rapidity of thought and
carelessness of execution, which, if not estimable, you think at least
highly interesting. The power of doing anything with quickness is always
prized much by the possessor, and often without any attention to the
imperfection of the performance. When you told Mrs. Bennet this morning
that if you ever resolved upon quitting Netherfield you should be gone in
five minutes, you meant it to be a sort of panegyric, of compliment to
yourself—and yet what is there so very laudable in a precipitance
which must leave very necessary business undone, and can be of no real
advantage to yourself or anyone else?"</p>
<p>"Nay," cried Bingley, "this is too much, to remember at night all the
foolish things that were said in the morning. And yet, upon my honour, I
believe what I said of myself to be true, and I believe it at this moment.
At least, therefore, I did not assume the character of needless
precipitance merely to show off before the ladies."</p>
<p>"I dare say you believed it; but I am by no means convinced that you would
be gone with such celerity. Your conduct would be quite as dependent on
chance as that of any man I know; and if, as you were mounting your horse,
a friend were to say, 'Bingley, you had better stay till next week,' you
would probably do it, you would probably not go—and at another word,
might stay a month."</p>
<p>"You have only proved by this," cried Elizabeth, "that Mr. Bingley did not
do justice to his own disposition. You have shown him off now much more
than he did himself."</p>
<p>"I am exceedingly gratified," said Bingley, "by your converting what my
friend says into a compliment on the sweetness of my temper. But I am
afraid you are giving it a turn which that gentleman did by no means
intend; for he would certainly think better of me, if under such a
circumstance I were to give a flat denial, and ride off as fast as I
could."</p>
<p>"Would Mr. Darcy then consider the rashness of your original intentions as
atoned for by your obstinacy in adhering to it?"</p>
<p>"Upon my word, I cannot exactly explain the matter; Darcy must speak for
himself."</p>
<p>"You expect me to account for opinions which you choose to call mine, but
which I have never acknowledged. Allowing the case, however, to stand
according to your representation, you must remember, Miss Bennet, that the
friend who is supposed to desire his return to the house, and the delay of
his plan, has merely desired it, asked it without offering one argument in
favour of its propriety."</p>
<p>"To yield readily—easily—to the <i>persuasion</i> of a friend
is no merit with you."</p>
<p>"To yield without conviction is no compliment to the understanding of
either."</p>
<p>"You appear to me, Mr. Darcy, to allow nothing for the influence of
friendship and affection. A regard for the requester would often make one
readily yield to a request, without waiting for arguments to reason one
into it. I am not particularly speaking of such a case as you have
supposed about Mr. Bingley. We may as well wait, perhaps, till the
circumstance occurs before we discuss the discretion of his behaviour
thereupon. But in general and ordinary cases between friend and friend,
where one of them is desired by the other to change a resolution of no
very great moment, should you think ill of that person for complying with
the desire, without waiting to be argued into it?"</p>
<p>"Will it not be advisable, before we proceed on this subject, to arrange
with rather more precision the degree of importance which is to appertain
to this request, as well as the degree of intimacy subsisting between the
parties?"</p>
<p>"By all means," cried Bingley; "let us hear all the particulars, not
forgetting their comparative height and size; for that will have more
weight in the argument, Miss Bennet, than you may be aware of. I assure
you, that if Darcy were not such a great tall fellow, in comparison with
myself, I should not pay him half so much deference. I declare I do not
know a more awful object than Darcy, on particular occasions, and in
particular places; at his own house especially, and of a Sunday evening,
when he has nothing to do."</p>
<p>Mr. Darcy smiled; but Elizabeth thought she could perceive that he was
rather offended, and therefore checked her laugh. Miss Bingley warmly
resented the indignity he had received, in an expostulation with her
brother for talking such nonsense.</p>
<p>"I see your design, Bingley," said his friend. "You dislike an argument,
and want to silence this."</p>
<p>"Perhaps I do. Arguments are too much like disputes. If you and Miss
Bennet will defer yours till I am out of the room, I shall be very
thankful; and then you may say whatever you like of me."</p>
<p>"What you ask," said Elizabeth, "is no sacrifice on my side; and Mr. Darcy
had much better finish his letter."</p>
<p>Mr. Darcy took her advice, and did finish his letter.</p>
<p>When that business was over, he applied to Miss Bingley and Elizabeth for
an indulgence of some music. Miss Bingley moved with some alacrity to the
pianoforte; and, after a polite request that Elizabeth would lead the way
which the other as politely and more earnestly negatived, she seated
herself.</p>
<p>Mrs. Hurst sang with her sister, and while they were thus employed,
Elizabeth could not help observing, as she turned over some music-books
that lay on the instrument, how frequently Mr. Darcy's eyes were fixed on
her. She hardly knew how to suppose that she could be an object of
admiration to so great a man; and yet that he should look at her because
he disliked her, was still more strange. She could only imagine, however,
at last that she drew his notice because there was something more wrong
and reprehensible, according to his ideas of right, than in any other
person present. The supposition did not pain her. She liked him too little
to care for his approbation.</p>
<p>After playing some Italian songs, Miss Bingley varied the charm by a
lively Scotch air; and soon afterwards Mr. Darcy, drawing near Elizabeth,
said to her:</p>
<p>"Do not you feel a great inclination, Miss Bennet, to seize such an
opportunity of dancing a reel?"</p>
<p>She smiled, but made no answer. He repeated the question, with some
surprise at her silence.</p>
<p>"Oh!" said she, "I heard you before, but I could not immediately determine
what to say in reply. You wanted me, I know, to say 'Yes,' that you might
have the pleasure of despising my taste; but I always delight in
overthrowing those kind of schemes, and cheating a person of their
premeditated contempt. I have, therefore, made up my mind to tell you,
that I do not want to dance a reel at all—and now despise me if you
dare."</p>
<p>"Indeed I do not dare."</p>
<p>Elizabeth, having rather expected to affront him, was amazed at his
gallantry; but there was a mixture of sweetness and archness in her manner
which made it difficult for her to affront anybody; and Darcy had never
been so bewitched by any woman as he was by her. He really believed, that
were it not for the inferiority of her connections, he should be in some
danger.</p>
<p>Miss Bingley saw, or suspected enough to be jealous; and her great anxiety
for the recovery of her dear friend Jane received some assistance from her
desire of getting rid of Elizabeth.</p>
<p>She often tried to provoke Darcy into disliking her guest, by talking of
their supposed marriage, and planning his happiness in such an alliance.</p>
<p>"I hope," said she, as they were walking together in the shrubbery the
next day, "you will give your mother-in-law a few hints, when this
desirable event takes place, as to the advantage of holding her tongue;
and if you can compass it, do cure the younger girls of running after
officers. And, if I may mention so delicate a subject, endeavour to check
that little something, bordering on conceit and impertinence, which your
lady possesses."</p>
<p>"Have you anything else to propose for my domestic felicity?"</p>
<p>"Oh! yes. Do let the portraits of your uncle and aunt Phillips be placed
in the gallery at Pemberley. Put them next to your great-uncle the judge.
They are in the same profession, you know, only in different lines. As for
your Elizabeth's picture, you must not have it taken, for what painter
could do justice to those beautiful eyes?"</p>
<p>"It would not be easy, indeed, to catch their expression, but their colour
and shape, and the eyelashes, so remarkably fine, might be copied."</p>
<p>At that moment they were met from another walk by Mrs. Hurst and Elizabeth
herself.</p>
<p>"I did not know that you intended to walk," said Miss Bingley, in some
confusion, lest they had been overheard.</p>
<p>"You used us abominably ill," answered Mrs. Hurst, "running away without
telling us that you were coming out."</p>
<p>Then taking the disengaged arm of Mr. Darcy, she left Elizabeth to walk by
herself. The path just admitted three. Mr. Darcy felt their rudeness, and
immediately said:</p>
<p>"This walk is not wide enough for our party. We had better go into the
avenue."</p>
<p>But Elizabeth, who had not the least inclination to remain with them,
laughingly answered:</p>
<p>"No, no; stay where you are. You are charmingly grouped, and appear to
uncommon advantage. The picturesque would be spoilt by admitting a fourth.
Good-bye."</p>
<p>She then ran gaily off, rejoicing as she rambled about, in the hope of
being at home again in a day or two. Jane was already so much recovered as
to intend leaving her room for a couple of hours that evening.</p>
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