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<h2> CHAPTER XXII </h2>
<h3> TETE ROUGE, THE VOLUNTEER </h3>
<p>The next morning, having directed Delorier to repair with his cart to the
place of meeting, we came again to the fort to make some arrangements for
the journey. After completing these we sat down under a sort of perch, to
smoke with some Cheyenne Indians whom we found there. In a few minutes we
saw an extraordinary little figure approach us in a military dress. He had
a small, round countenance, garnished about the eyes with the kind of
wrinkles commonly known as crow's feet and surrounded by an abundant crop
of red curls, with a little cap resting on the top of them. Altogether, he
had the look of a man more conversant with mint juleps and oyster suppers
than with the hardships of prairie service. He came up to us and entreated
that we would take him home to the settlements, saying that unless he went
with us he should have to stay all winter at the fort. We liked our
petitioner's appearance so little that we excused ourselves from complying
with his request. At this he begged us so hard to take pity on him, looked
so disconsolate, and told so lamentable a story that at last we consented,
though not without many misgivings.</p>
<p>The rugged Anglo-Saxon of our new recruit's real name proved utterly
unmanageable on the lips of our French attendants, and Henry Chatillon,
after various abortive attempts to pronounce it, one day coolly christened
him Tete Rouge, in honor of his red curls. He had at different times been
clerk of a Mississippi steamboat, and agent in a trading establishment at
Nauvoo, besides filling various other capacities, in all of which he had
seen much more of "life" than was good for him. In the spring, thinking
that a summer's campaign would be an agreeable recreation, he had joined a
company of St. Louis volunteers.</p>
<p>"There were three of us," said Tete Rouge, "me and Bill Stevens and John
Hopkins. We thought we would just go out with the army, and when we had
conquered the country, we would get discharged and take our pay, you know,
and go down to Mexico. They say there is plenty of fun going on there.
Then we could go back to New Orleans by way of Vera Cruz."</p>
<p>But Tete Rouge, like many a stouter volunteer, had reckoned without his
host. Fighting Mexicans was a less amusing occupation than he had
supposed, and his pleasure trip was disagreeably interrupted by brain
fever, which attacked him when about halfway to Bent's Fort. He jolted
along through the rest of the journey in a baggage wagon. When they came
to the fort he was taken out and left there, together with the rest of the
sick. Bent's Fort does not supply the best accommodations for an invalid.
Tete Rouge's sick chamber was a little mud room, where he and a companion
attacked by the same disease were laid together, with nothing but a
buffalo robe between them and the ground. The assistant surgeon's deputy
visited them once a day and brought them each a huge dose of calomel, the
only medicine, according to his surviving victim, which he was acquainted
with.</p>
<p>Tete Rouge woke one morning, and turning to his companion, saw his eyes
fixed upon the beams above with the glassy stare of a dead man. At this
the unfortunate volunteer lost his senses outright. In spite of the
doctor, however, he eventually recovered; though between the brain fever
and the calomel, his mind, originally none of the strongest, was so much
shaken that it had not quite recovered its balance when we came to the
fort. In spite of the poor fellow's tragic story, there was something so
ludicrous in his appearance, and the whimsical contrast between his
military dress and his most unmilitary demeanor, that we could not help
smiling at them. We asked him if he had a gun. He said they had taken it
from him during his illness, and he had not seen it since; "but perhaps,"
he observed, looking at me with a beseeching air, "you will lend me one of
your big pistols if we should meet with any Indians." I next inquired if
he had a horse; he declared he had a magnificent one, and at Shaw's
request a Mexican led him in for inspection. He exhibited the outline of a
good horse, but his eyes were sunk in the sockets, and every one of his
ribs could be counted. There were certain marks too about his shoulders,
which could be accounted for by the circumstance, that during Tete Rouge's
illness, his companions had seized upon the insulted charger, and
harnessed him to a cannon along with the draft horses. To Tete Rouge's
astonishment we recommended him by all means to exchange the horse, if he
could, for a mule. Fortunately the people at the fort were so anxious to
get rid of him that they were willing to make some sacrifice to effect the
object, and he succeeded in getting a tolerable mule in exchange for the
broken-down steed.</p>
<p>A man soon appeared at the gate, leading in the mule by a cord which he
placed in the hands of Tete Rouge, who, being somewhat afraid of his new
acquisition, tried various flatteries and blandishments to induce her to
come forward. The mule, knowing that she was expected to advance, stopped
short in consequence, and stood fast as a rock, looking straight forward
with immovable composure. Being stimulated by a blow from behind she
consented to move, and walked nearly to the other side of the fort before
she stopped again. Hearing the by-standers laugh, Tete Rouge plucked up
spirit and tugged hard at the rope. The mule jerked backward, spun herself
round, and made a dash for the gate. Tete Rouge, who clung manfully to the
rope, went whisking through the air for a few rods, when he let go and
stood with his mouth open, staring after the mule, who galloped away over
the prairie. She was soon caught and brought back by a Mexican, who
mounted a horse and went in pursuit of her with his lasso.</p>
<p>Having thus displayed his capacity for prairie travel, Tete Rouge
proceeded to supply himself with provisions for the journey, and with this
view he applied to a quartermaster's assistant who was in the fort. This
official had a face as sour as vinegar, being in a state of chronic
indignation because he had been left behind the army. He was as anxious as
the rest to get rid of Tete Rouge. So, producing a rusty key, he opened a
low door which led to a half-subterranean apartment, into which the two
disappeared together. After some time they came out again, Tete Rouge
greatly embarrassed by a multiplicity of paper parcels containing the
different articles of his forty days' rations. They were consigned to the
care of Delorier, who about that time passed by with the cart on his way
to the appointed place of meeting with Munroe and his companions.</p>
<p>We next urged Tete Rouge to provide himself, if he could, with a gun. He
accordingly made earnest appeals to the charity of various persons in the
fort, but totally without success, a circumstance which did not greatly
disturb us, since in the event of a skirmish he would be much more apt to
do mischief to himself or his friends than to the enemy. When all these
arrangements were completed we saddled our horses and were preparing to
leave the fort, when looking round we discovered that our new associate
was in fresh trouble. A man was holding the mule for him in the middle of
the fort, while he tried to put the saddle on her back, but she kept
stepping sideways and moving round and round in a circle until he was
almost in despair. It required some assistance before all his difficulties
could be overcome. At length he clambered into the black war saddle on
which he was to have carried terror into the ranks of the Mexicans.</p>
<p>"Get up," said Tete Rouge, "come now, go along, will you."</p>
<p>The mule walked deliberately forward out of the gate. Her recent conduct
had inspired him with so much awe that he never dared to touch her with
his whip. We trotted forward toward the place of meeting, but before he
had gone far we saw that Tete Rouge's mule, who perfectly understood her
rider, had stopped and was quietly grazing, in spite of his protestations,
at some distance behind. So getting behind him, we drove him and the
contumacious mule before us, until we could see through the twilight the
gleaming of a distant fire. Munroe, Jim, and Ellis were lying around it;
their saddles, packs, and weapons were scattered about and their horses
picketed near them. Delorier was there too with our little cart. Another
fire was soon blazing high. We invited our new allies to take a cup of
coffee with us. When both the others had gone over to their side of the
camp, Jim Gurney still stood by the blaze, puffing hard at his little
black pipe, as short and weather-beaten as himself.</p>
<p>"Well!" he said, "here are eight of us; we'll call it six—for them
two boobies, Ellis over yonder, and that new man of yours, won't count for
anything. We'll get through well enough, never fear for that, unless the
Comanches happen to get foul of us."</p>
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