<h2><SPAN name="png.008" id="png.008"></SPAN><b>I</b><br/>THE CAT-HOOD OF MAURICE</h2>
<p><span class="smcap">To</span> have your hair cut is not painful, nor does it
hurt to have your whiskers trimmed. But round
wooden shoes, shaped like bowls, are not comfortable
wear, however much it may amuse the
onlooker to see you try to walk in them. If
you have a nice fur coat like a company promoter’s,
it is most annoying to be made to swim
in it. And if you had a tail, surely it would be
solely your own affair; that any one should tie
a tin can to it would strike you as an unwarrantable
impertinence—to say the least.</p>
<p>Yet it is difficult for an outsider to see these
things from the point of view of both the
persons concerned. To Maurice, scissors in
hand, alive and earnest to snip, it seemed the
most natural thing in the world to shorten the
stiff whiskers of Lord Hugh Cecil by a generous
inch. He did not understand how useful those
whiskers were to Lord Hugh, both in sport and
in the more serious business of getting a living.
<SPAN name="png.009" id="png.009"></SPAN>Also it amused Maurice to throw Lord Hugh
into ponds, though Lord Hugh only once permitted
this liberty. To put walnuts on Lord
Hugh’s feet and then to watch him walk on ice
was, in Maurice’s opinion, as good as a play.
Lord Hugh was a very favourite cat, but
Maurice was discreet, and Lord Hugh, except
under violent suffering, was at that time anyhow,
dumb.</p>
<p>But the empty sardine-tin attached to Lord
Hugh’s tail and hind legs—this had a voice,
and, rattling against stairs, banisters, and the
legs of stricken furniture, it cried aloud for
vengeance. Lord Hugh, suffering violently,
added his voice, and this time the family heard.
There was a chase, a chorus of ‘Poor pussy!’
and ‘Pussy, then!’ and the tail and the tin and
Lord Hugh were caught under Jane’s bed.
The tail and the tin acquiesced in their rescue.
Lord Hugh did not. He fought, scratched,
and bit. Jane carried the scars of that rescue
for many a long week.</p>
<p>When all was calm Maurice was sought and,
after some little natural delay, found—in the
boot-cupboard.</p>
<p>‘Oh, Maurice!’ his mother almost sobbed,
‘how <em>can</em> you? What will your father say?’</p>
<p>Maurice thought he knew what his father
would do.</p>
<p><SPAN name="png.010" id="png.010"></SPAN>‘Don’t you know,’ the mother went on,
‘how wrong it is to be cruel?’</p>
<p>‘I didn’t mean to be cruel,’ Maurice said.
And, what is more, he spoke the truth. All
the unwelcome attentions he had showered on
Lord Hugh had not been exactly intended to
hurt that stout veteran—only it was interesting
to see what a cat would do if you threw it in
the water, or cut its whiskers, or tied things to
its tail.</p>
<p>‘Oh, but you must have meant to be
cruel,’ said mother, ‘and you will have to be
punished.’</p>
<p>‘I wish I hadn’t,’ said Maurice, from the heart.</p>
<p>‘So do I,’ said his mother, with a sigh;
‘but it isn’t the first time; you know you tied
Lord Hugh up in a bag with the hedgehog
only last Tuesday week. You’d better go to
your room and think it over. I shall have to
tell your father directly he comes home.’</p>
<p>Maurice went to his room and thought it
over. And the more he thought the more he
hated Lord Hugh. Why couldn’t the beastly
cat have held his tongue and sat still? That,
at the time would have been a disappointment,
but now Maurice wished it had happened. He
sat on the edge of his bed and savagely kicked
the edge of the green Kidderminster carpet,
and hated the cat.</p>
<p><SPAN name="png.011" id="png.011"></SPAN>He hadn’t meant to be cruel; he was sure
he hadn’t; he wouldn’t have pinched the cat’s
feet or squeezed its tail in the door, or pulled
its whiskers, or poured hot water on it. He
felt himself ill-used, and knew that he would
feel still more so after the inevitable interview
with his father.</p>
<p>But that interview did not take the immediately
painful form expected by Maurice. His
father did <em>not</em> say, ‘Now I will show you what
it feels like to be hurt.’ Maurice had braced
himself for that, and was looking beyond it to
the calm of forgiveness which should follow the
storm in which he should so unwillingly take
part. No; his father was already calm and
reasonable—with a dreadful calm, a terrifying
reason.</p>
<p>‘Look here, my boy,’ he said. ‘This
cruelty to dumb animals must be checked—severely
checked.’</p>
<p>‘I didn’t mean to be cruel,’ said Maurice.</p>
<p>‘Evil,’ said Mr. Basingstoke, for such was
Maurice’s surname, ‘is wrought by want of
thought as well as want of heart. What about
your putting the hen in the oven?’</p>
<p>‘You know,’ said Maurice, pale but determined,
‘you <em>know</em> I only wanted to help her to
get her eggs hatched quickly. It says in “Fowls
for Food and Fancy” that heat hatches eggs.’</p>
<p><SPAN name="png.012" id="png.012"></SPAN>‘But she hadn’t any eggs,’ said Mr. Basingstoke.</p>
<p>‘But she soon would have,’ urged Maurice.
‘I thought a stitch in <span class="nw">time——’</span></p>
<p>‘That,’ said his father, ‘is the sort of
thing that you must learn not to think.’</p>
<p>‘I’ll try,’ said Maurice, miserably hoping
for the best.</p>
<p>‘I intend that you shall,’ said Mr. Basingstoke.
‘This afternoon you go to Dr. Strongitharm’s
for the remaining week of term. If I
find any more cruelty taking place during the
holidays you will go there permanently. You
can go and get ready.’</p>
<p>‘Oh, father, <em>please</em> not,’ was all Maurice
found to say.</p>
<p>‘I’m sorry, my boy,’ said his father, much
more kindly; ‘it’s all for your own good, and
it’s as painful to me as it is to you—remember
that. The cab will be here at four. Go and
put your things together, and Jane shall pack
for you.’</p>
<p>So the box was packed. Mabel, Maurice’s
kiddy sister, cried over everything as it was
put in. It was a very wet day.</p>
<p>‘If it had been any school but old Strong’s,’
she sobbed.</p>
<p>She and her brother knew that school well:
its windows, dulled with wire blinds, its big
<SPAN name="png.013" id="png.013"></SPAN>alarm bell, the high walls of its grounds,
bristling with spikes, the iron gates, always
locked, through which gloomy boys, imprisoned,
scowled on a free world. Dr.
Strongitharm’s was a school ‘for backward
and difficult boys.’ Need I say more?</p>
<p>Well, there was no help for it. The box
was packed, the cab was at the door. The
farewells had been said. Maurice determined
that he wouldn’t cry and he didn’t, which gave
him the one touch of pride and joy that such a
scene could yield. Then at the last moment,
just as father had one leg in the cab, the Taxes
called. Father went back into the house to
write a cheque. Mother and Mabel had
retired in tears. Maurice used the reprieve to
go back after his postage-stamp album.
Already he was planning how to impress the
other boys at old Strong’s, and his was really a
very fair collection. He ran up into the schoolroom,
expecting to find it empty. But some
one was there: Lord Hugh, in the very middle
of the ink-stained table-cloth.</p>
<p>‘You brute,’ said Maurice; ‘you know
jolly well I’m going away, or you wouldn’t be
here.’ And, indeed, the room had never,
somehow, been a favourite of Lord Hugh’s.</p>
<p>‘Meaow,’ said Lord Hugh.</p>
<div class="illus">
<p><SPAN name="png.015" id="png.015"></SPAN><span class="ns">[</span><span class="pgmark">opp p7</span><ANTIMG class="framed" src="images/illus-015.png" width-obs="596" height-obs="700" alt="" title="" /><br/>‘If you think cats have such a jolly time,’ said Lord Hugh, ‘why not <em>be</em>
a cat?’</p>
</div>
<p>‘Mew!’ said Maurice, with scorn. ‘That’s
<SPAN name="png.016" id="png.016"></SPAN>what you always say. All that fuss about a
jolly little sardine-tin. Any one would have
thought you’d be only too glad to have it to
play with. I wonder how you’d like being a
boy? Lickings, and lessons, and impots, and
sent back from breakfast to wash your ears.
You wash yours anywhere—I wonder what
they’d say to me if I washed my ears on the
drawing-room hearthrug?’</p>
<p>‘Meaow,’ said Lord Hugh, and washed an
ear, as though he were showing off.</p>
<p>‘Mew,’ said Maurice again; ‘that’s all
you can say.’</p>
<p>‘Oh, no, it isn’t,’ said Lord Hugh, and
stopped his ear-washing.</p>
<p>‘I say!’ said Maurice in awestruck tones.</p>
<p>‘If you think cats have such a jolly time,’
said Lord Hugh, ‘why not <em>be</em> a cat?’</p>
<p>‘I would if I could,’ said Maurice, ‘and
fight <span class="nw">you——’</span></p>
<p>‘Thank you,’ said Lord Hugh.</p>
<p>‘But I can’t,’ said Maurice.</p>
<p>‘Oh, yes, you can,’ said Lord Hugh.
‘You’ve only got to say the word.’</p>
<p>‘What word?’</p>
<p>Lord Hugh told him the word; but I will
not tell you, for fear you should say it by
accident and then be sorry.</p>
<p>‘And if I say that, I shall turn into a cat?’</p>
<p><SPAN name="png.017" id="png.017"></SPAN>‘Of course,’ said the cat.</p>
<p>‘Oh, yes, I see,’ said Maurice. ‘But I’m
not taking any, thanks. I don’t want to be
a cat for always.’</p>
<p>‘You needn’t,’ said Lord Hugh. ‘You’ve
only got to get some one to say to you, “Please <!-- original lacks opening double quote -->
leave off being a cat and be Maurice again,”
and there you are.’</p>
<p>Maurice thought of Dr. Strongitharm’s. He
also thought of the horror of his father when
he should find Maurice gone, vanished, not to
be traced. ‘He’ll be sorry, then,’ Maurice told
himself, and to the cat he said, suddenly:—</p>
<p>‘Right—I’ll do it. What’s the word,
again?’</p>
<p><span class="nw">‘——,’</span> said the cat.</p>
<p><span class="nw">‘——,’</span> said Maurice; and suddenly the
table shot up to the height of a house, the
walls to the height of tenement buildings, the
pattern on the carpet became enormous, and
Maurice found himself on all fours. He tried
to stand up on his feet, but his shoulders were
oddly heavy. He could only rear himself
upright for a moment, and then fell heavily
on his hands. He looked down at them; they
seemed to have grown shorter and fatter, and
were encased in black fur gloves. He felt a
desire to walk on all fours—tried it—did it.
It was very odd—the movement of the arms
<SPAN name="png.018" id="png.018"></SPAN>straight from the shoulder, more like the
movement of the piston of an engine than anything
Maurice could think of at that moment.</p>
<p>‘I am asleep,’ said Maurice—‘I am dreaming
this. I am dreaming I am a cat. I hope I
dreamed that about the sardine-tin and Lord
Hugh’s tail, and Dr. Strong’s.’</p>
<p>‘You didn’t,’ said a voice he knew and yet
didn’t know, ‘and you aren’t dreaming this.’</p>
<p>‘Yes, I am,’ said Maurice; ‘and now I’m
going to dream that I fight that beastly black
cat, and give him the best licking he ever had
in his life. Come on, Lord Hugh.’</p>
<p>A loud laugh answered him.</p>
<p>‘Excuse my smiling,’ said the voice he
knew and didn’t know, ‘but don’t you see—you
<em>are</em> Lord Hugh!’</p>
<p>A great hand picked Maurice up from the
floor and held him in the air. He felt the
position to be not only undignified but unsafe,
and gave himself a shake of mingled relief and
resentment when the hand set him down on
the inky table-cloth.</p>
<p>‘You are Lord Hugh now, my dear Maurice,’
said the voice, and a huge face came quite
close to his. It was his own face, as it would
have seemed through a magnifying glass. And
the voice—oh, horror!—the voice was his own
voice—Maurice Basingstoke’s voice. Maurice
<SPAN name="png.019" id="png.019"></SPAN>shrank from the voice, and he would have
liked to claw the face, but he had had no
practice.</p>
<p>‘You are Lord Hugh,’ the voice repeated,
‘and I am Maurice. I like being Maurice.
I am so large and strong. I could drown you
in the water-butt, my poor cat—oh, so easily.
No, don’t spit and swear. It’s bad manners—even
in a cat.’</p>
<p>‘Maurice!’ shouted Mr. Basingstoke from
between the door and the cab.</p>
<p>Maurice, from habit, leaped towards the
door.</p>
<p>‘It’s no use <em>your</em> going,’ said the thing
that looked like a giant reflection of Maurice;
‘it’s <em>me</em> he wants.’</p>
<p>‘But I didn’t agree to your being me.’</p>
<p>‘That’s poetry, even if it isn’t grammar,’
said the thing that looked like Maurice. ‘Why,
my good cat, don’t you see that if you are I,
I must be you? Otherwise we should interfere
with time and space, upset the balance of power,
and as likely as not destroy the solar system.
Oh, yes—I’m you, right enough, and shall be,
till some one tells you to change from Lord
Hugh into Maurice. And now you’ve got to
find some one to do it.’</p>
<p>(‘Maurice!’ thundered the voice of Mr.
Basingstoke.)</p>
<p><SPAN name="png.020" id="png.020"></SPAN>‘That’ll be easy enough,’ said Maurice.</p>
<p>‘Think so?’ said the other.</p>
<p>‘But I sha’n’t try yet. I want to have
some fun first. I shall catch heaps of mice!’</p>
<p>‘Think so? You forget that your whiskers
are cut off—Maurice cut them. Without
whiskers, how can you judge of the width of
the places you go through? Take care you
don’t get stuck in a hole that you can’t get out
of or go in through, my good cat.’</p>
<p>‘Don’t call me a cat,’ said Maurice, and
felt that his tail was growing thick and angry.</p>
<p>‘You <em>are</em> a cat, you know—and that little
bit of temper that I see in your tail reminds
<span class="nw">me——’</span></p>
<p>Maurice felt himself gripped round the
middle, abruptly lifted, and carried swiftly
through the air. The quickness of the movement
made him giddy. The light went so
quickly past him that it might as well have
been darkness. He saw nothing, felt nothing,
except a sort of long sea-sickness, and then
suddenly he was not being moved. He could
see now. He could feel. He was being held
tight in a sort of vice—a vice covered with
chequered cloth. It looked like the pattern,
very much exaggerated, of his school knickerbockers.
It <em>was</em>. He was being held between
the hard, relentless knees of that creature that
<SPAN name="png.021" id="png.021"></SPAN>had once been Lord Hugh, and to whose tail
he had tied a sardine-tin. Now <em>he</em> was Lord
Hugh, and something was being tied to <em>his</em>
tail. Something mysterious, terrible. Very
well, he would show that he was not afraid of
anything that could be attached to tails. The
string rubbed his fur the wrong way—it was
that that annoyed him, not the string itself;
and as for what was at the end of the string,
what <em>could</em> that matter to any sensible cat?
Maurice was quite decided that he was—and
would keep on being—a sensible cat.</p>
<p>The string, however, and the uncomfortable,
tight position between those chequered
knees—something or other was getting on his
nerves.</p>
<p>‘Maurice!’ shouted his father below, and
the be-catted Maurice bounded between the
knees of the creature <ins class="TN" title="Transcriber's note:
original reads 'than'">that</ins> wore his clothes and
his looks.</p>
<p>‘Coming, father,’ this thing called, and
sped away, leaving Maurice on the servant’s
bed—under which Lord Hugh had taken
refuge, with his tin-can, so short and yet so
long a time ago. The stairs re-echoed to the
loud boots which Maurice had never before
thought loud; he had often, indeed, wondered
that any one could object to them. He wondered
now no longer.</p>
<p><SPAN name="png.022" id="png.022"></SPAN>He heard the front door slam. That thing
had gone to Dr. Strongitharm’s. That was
one comfort. Lord Hugh was a boy now; he
would know what it was to be a boy. He,
Maurice, was a cat, and he meant to taste
fully all catty pleasures, from milk to mice.
Meanwhile he was without mice or milk, and,
unaccustomed as he was to a tail, he could
not but feel that all was not right with his
own. There was a feeling of weight, a feeling
of discomfort, of positive terror. If he should
move, what would that thing that was tied to
his tail do? Rattle, of course. Oh, but he
could not bear it if that thing rattled. Nonsense;
it was only a sardine-tin. Yes, Maurice knew
that. But all the same—if it did rattle! He
moved his tail the least little soft inch. No
sound. Perhaps really there wasn’t anything
tied to his tail. But he couldn’t be sure unless
he moved. But if he moved the thing would
rattle, and if it rattled Maurice felt sure that
he would expire or go mad. A mad cat.
What a dreadful thing to be! Yet he couldn’t
sit on that bed for ever, waiting, waiting, waiting
for the dreadful thing to happen.</p>
<p>‘Oh, dear,’ sighed Maurice the cat. ‘I
never knew what people meant by “afraid”
before.’</p>
<p>His cat-heart was beating heavily against
<SPAN name="png.023" id="png.023"></SPAN>his furry side. His limbs were getting cramped—he
must move. He did. And instantly
the awful thing happened. The sardine-tin
touched the iron of the bed-foot. It rattled.</p>
<p>‘Oh, I can’t bear it, I can’t,’ cried poor
Maurice, in a heartrending meaow that echoed
through the house. He leaped from the bed
and tore through the door and down the stairs,
and behind him came the most terrible thing
in the world. People might call it a sardine-tin,
but he knew better. It was the soul of
all the fear that ever had been or ever could
be. <em>It rattled.</em></p>
<p>Maurice who was a cat flew down the stairs;
down, down—the rattling horror followed. Oh,
horrible! Down, down! At the foot of the
stairs the horror, caught by something—a
banister—a stair-rod—stopped. The string
on Maurice’s tail tightened, his tail was jerked,
he was stopped. But the noise had stopped
too. Maurice lay only just alive at the foot of
the stairs.</p>
<p>It was Mabel who untied the string and
soothed his terrors with strokings and tender
love-words. Maurice was surprised to find
what a nice little girl his sister really was.</p>
<p>‘I’ll never tease you again,’ he tried to say,
softly—but that was not what he said. What
he said was ‘Purrrr.’</p>
<div class="illus">
<p><SPAN name="png.024" id="png.024"></SPAN><span class="ns">[</span><span class="pgmark">opp p14</span><ANTIMG class="framed" src="images/illus-024.png"
width="650" height="460" alt="" title="" /><br/>It was Mabel who untied the string and soothed his terrors.</p>
</div>
<p><SPAN name="png.026" id="png.026"></SPAN>‘Dear pussy, nice poor pussy, then,’ said
Mabel, and she hid away the sardine-tin and
did not tell any one. This seemed unjust to
Maurice until he remembered that, of course,
Mabel thought that he was really Lord Hugh,
and that the person who had tied the tin to his
tail was her brother Maurice. Then he was
half grateful. She carried him down, in soft,
safe arms, to the kitchen, and asked cook to
give him some milk.</p>
<p>‘Tell me to change back into Maurice,’ said
Maurice who was quite worn out by his cattish
experiences. But no one heard him. What
they heard was, ‘Meaow—Meaow—Meeeaow!’</p>
<p>Then Maurice saw how he had been tricked.
He could be changed back into a boy as soon
as any one said to him, ‘Leave off being a cat
and be Maurice again,’ but his tongue had no
longer the power to ask any one to say it.</p>
<p>He did not sleep well that night. For one
thing he was not accustomed to sleeping on the
kitchen hearthrug, and the blackbeetles were
too many and too cordial. He was glad when
cook came down and turned him out into
the garden, where the October frost still lay
white on the yellowed stalks of sunflowers and
nasturtiums. He took a walk, climbed a tree,
failed to catch a bird, and felt better. He
began also to feel hungry. A delicious scent
<SPAN name="png.027" id="png.027"></SPAN><span class="ns">
</span>came stealing out of the back kitchen door.
Oh, joy, there were to be herrings for breakfast!
Maurice hastened in and took his place
on his usual chair.</p>
<p>His mother said, ‘Down, puss,’ and gently
tilted the chair so that Maurice fell off it. Then
the family had herrings. Maurice said, ‘You
might give me some,’ and he said it so often
that his father, who, of course, heard only
mewings, said:—</p>
<p>‘For goodness’ sake put that cat out of the
room.’</p>
<p>Maurice breakfasted later, in the dust-bin,
on herring heads.</p>
<p>But he kept himself up with a new and
splendid idea. They would give him milk
presently, and then they should see.</p>
<p>He spent the afternoon sitting on the sofa
in the dining-room, listening to the conversation
of his father and mother. It is said that
listeners never hear any good of themselves.
Maurice heard so much that he was surprised
and humbled. He heard his father say that
he was a fine, plucky little chap, but he needed
a severe lesson, and Dr. Strongitharm was the
man to give it to him. He heard his mother
say things that made his heart throb in his
throat and the tears prick behind those green
cat-eyes of his. He had always thought his
<SPAN name="png.030" id="png.030"></SPAN>parents a little bit unjust. Now they did him
so much more than justice that he felt quite
small and mean inside his cat-skin.</p>
<div class="illus">
<p><SPAN name="png.029" id="png.029"></SPAN><span class="ns">[</span><span class="pgmark">opp p17</span><ANTIMG class="framed" src="images/illus-029.png"
width="516" height="700" alt="" title="" /><br/>He landed there on his four padded feet light as a feather.</p>
</div>
<p>‘He’s a dear, good, affectionate boy,’ said
mother. ‘It’s only his high spirits. Don’t
you think, darling, perhaps you were a little
hard on him?’</p>
<p>‘It was for his own good,’ said father.</p>
<p>‘Of course,’ said mother; ‘but I can’t
bear to think of him at that dreadful school.’</p>
<p><span class="nw">‘Well——,’</span> father was beginning, when
Jane came in with the tea-things on a clattering
tray, whose sound made Maurice tremble in
every leg. Father and mother began to talk
about the weather.</p>
<p>Maurice felt very affectionately to both his
parents. The natural way of showing this was
to jump on to the sideboard and thence on to
his father’s shoulders. He landed there on his
four padded feet, light as a feather, but father
was not pleased.</p>
<p>‘Bother the cat!’ he cried. ‘Jane, put it
out of the room.’</p>
<p>Maurice was put out. His great idea, which
was to be carried out with milk, would certainly
not be carried out in the dining-room. He
sought the kitchen, and, seeing a milk-can on
the window-ledge, jumped up beside the can
and patted it as he had seen Lord Hugh do.</p>
<p><SPAN name="png.031" id="png.031"></SPAN>‘My!’ said a friend of Jane’s who happened
to be there, ‘ain’t that cat clever—a perfect
moral, I call her.’</p>
<p>‘He’s nothing to boast of this time,’ said
cook. ‘I will say for Lord Hugh he’s not
often taken in with a empty can.’</p>
<p>This was naturally mortifying for Maurice, but
he pretended not to hear, and jumped from the
window to the tea-table and patted the milk-jug.</p>
<p>‘Come,’ said the cook, ‘that’s more like it,’
and she poured him out a full saucer and set it
on the floor.</p>
<p>Now was the chance Maurice had longed
for. Now he could carry out that idea of his.
He was very thirsty, for he had had nothing
since that delicious breakfast in the dust-bin.
But not for worlds would he have drunk the
milk. No. He carefully dipped his right paw
in it, for his idea was to make letters with it <!-- original has extraneous period -->
on the kitchen oil-cloth. He meant to write:
‘Please tell me to leave off being a cat and be
Maurice again,’ but he found his paw a very
clumsy pen, and he had to rub out the first
‘P’ because it only looked like an accident.
Then he tried again and actually did make a
‘P’ that any fair-minded person could have
read quite easily.</p>
<p>‘I wish they’d notice,’ he said, and before
he got the ‘l’ written they did notice.</p>
<p><SPAN name="png.032" id="png.032"></SPAN>‘Drat the cat,’ said cook; ‘look how he’s
messing the floor up.’</p>
<p>And she took away the milk.</p>
<p>Maurice put pride aside and mewed to have
the milk put down again. But he did not
get it.</p>
<p>Very weary, very thirsty, and very tired of
being Lord Hugh, he presently found his way
to the schoolroom, where Mabel with patient
toil was doing her home-lessons. She took
him on her lap and stroked him while she
learned her French verb. He felt that he was
growing very fond of her. People were quite
right to be kind to dumb animals. Presently
she had to stop stroking him and do a map.
And after that she kissed him and put him
down and went away. All the time she had
been doing the map, Maurice had had but one
thought: <em>Ink!</em></p>
<p>The moment the door had closed behind
her—how sensible people were who closed doors
gently—he stood up in her chair with one paw
on the map and the other on the ink. Unfortunately,
the inkstand top was made to
dip pens in, and not to dip paws. But Maurice
was desperate. He deliberately upset the ink—most
of it rolled over the table-cloth and fell
pattering on the carpet, but with what was left
he wrote quite plainly, across the map:—</p>
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<SPAN name="png.033" id="png.033"></SPAN>‘Please tell Lord Hugh<br/>to stop being<br/>a cat and be Mau<br/>rice again.’</div>
<p>‘There!’ he said; ‘they can’t make any
mistake about that.’ They didn’t. But they
made a mistake about who had done it, and
Mabel was deprived of jam with her supper
bread.</p>
<p>Her assurance that some naughty boy must
have come through the window and done it
while she was not there convinced nobody,
and, indeed, the window was shut and bolted.</p>
<p>Maurice, wild with indignation, did not
mend matters by seizing the opportunity of a
few minutes’ solitude to write:—</p>
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‘It was not Mabel<br/>it was Maur<br/>ice I mean Lord Hugh,’</div>
<p class="cont">because when that was seen Mabel was instantly
sent to bed.</p>
<p>‘It’s not fair!’ cried Maurice.</p>
<p>‘My dear,’ said Maurice’s father, ‘if that
cat goes on mewing to this extent you’ll have
to get rid of it.’</p>
<div class="illus">
<p><SPAN name="png.035" id="png.035"></SPAN><span class="ns">[</span><span class="pgmark">opp p21</span><ANTIMG class="framed" src="images/illus-035.png"
width="549" height="600" alt="" title="" /><br/>When Jane went in to put Mabel’s light out Maurice crept in too.</p>
</div>
<p>Maurice said not another word. It was
bad enough to be a cat, but to be a cat that
was ‘got rid <ins class="TN" title="Transcriber's note:
original reads 'off'">of</ins>’! He knew how people got
rid of cats. In a stricken silence he left the
<SPAN name="png.036" id="png.036"></SPAN><span class="ns">
</span>room and slunk up the stairs—he dared not
mew again, even at the door of Mabel’s room.
But when Jane went in to put Mabel’s light
out Maurice crept in too, and in the dark tried
with stifled mews and purrs to explain to Mabel
how sorry he was. Mabel stroked him and he
went to sleep, his last waking thought amazement
at the blindness that had once made him
call her a silly little kid.</p>
<p>If you have ever been a cat you will understand
something of what Maurice endured
during the dreadful days that followed. If you
have not, I can never make you understand
fully. There was the affair of the fishmonger’s
tray balanced on the wall by the back door—the
delicious curled-up whiting; Maurice knew
as well as you do that one mustn’t steal fish
out of other people’s trays, but the cat that he
was didn’t know. There was an inward
struggle—and Maurice was beaten by the cat-nature.
Later he was beaten by the cook.</p>
<p>Then there was that very painful incident
with the butcher’s dog, the flight across gardens,
the safety of the plum tree gained only just in
time.</p>
<p>And, worst of all, despair took hold of him,
for he saw that nothing he could do would
make any one say those simple words that
would release him. He had hoped that Mabel
<SPAN name="png.037" id="png.037"></SPAN><span class="ns">
</span>might at last be made to understand, but the
ink had failed him; she did not understand his
subdued mewings, and when he got the cardboard
letters and made the same sentence with
them Mabel only thought it was that naughty
boy who came through locked windows.
Somehow he could not spell before any one—his
nerves were not what they had been. His
brain now gave him no new ideas. He felt
that he was really growing like a cat in his
mind. His interest in his meals grew beyond
even what it had been when they were a schoolboy’s
meals. He hunted mice with growing
enthusiasm, though the loss of his whiskers to
measure narrow places with made hunting
difficult.</p>
<p>He grew expert in bird-stalking, and often
got quite near to a bird before it flew away,
laughing at him. But all the time, in his heart,
he was very, very miserable. And so the
week went by.</p>
<p>Maurice in his cat shape dreaded more and
more the time when Lord Hugh in the boy
shape should come back from Dr. Strongitharm’s.
He knew—who better?—exactly the kind of
things boys do to cats, and he trembled to the
end of his handsome half-Persian tail.</p>
<p>And then the boy came home from Dr.
Strongitharm’s, and at the first sound of his
<SPAN name="png.038" id="png.038"></SPAN><span class="ns">
</span>boots in the hall Maurice in the cat’s body
fled with silent haste to hide in the boot-cupboard.</p>
<p>Here, ten minutes later, the boy that had
come back from Dr. Strongitharm’s found
him.</p>
<p>Maurice fluffed up his tail and unsheathed
his claws. Whatever this boy was going to do
to him Maurice meant to resist, and his resistance
should hurt the boy as much as possible.
I am sorry to say Maurice swore softly among
the boots, but cat-swearing is not really wrong.</p>
<p>‘Come out, you old duffer,’ said Lord
Hugh in the boy shape of Maurice. ‘I’m not
going to hurt you.’</p>
<p>‘I’ll see to that,’ said Maurice, backing into
the corner, all teeth and claws.</p>
<p>‘Oh, I’ve had such a time!’ said Lord
Hugh. ‘It’s no use, you know, old chap; I
can see where you are by your green eyes.
My word, they do shine. I’ve been caned and
shut up in a dark room and given thousands of
lines to write out.’</p>
<p>‘I’ve been beaten, too, if you come to
that,’ mewed Maurice. ‘Besides the butcher’s
dog.’</p>
<p>It was an intense relief to speak to some one
who could understand his mews.</p>
<p>‘Well, I suppose it’s Pax for the future,’
<SPAN name="png.039" id="png.039"></SPAN><span class="ns">
</span>said Lord Hugh; ‘if you won’t come out, you
won’t. Please leave off being a cat and be
Maurice again.’</p>
<p>And instantly Maurice, amid a heap of
goloshes and old tennis bats, felt with a swelling
heart that he was no longer a cat. No more
of those undignified four legs, those tiresome
pointed ears, so difficult to wash, that furry
coat, that contemptible tail, and that terrible
inability to express all one’s feelings in two
words—‘mew’ and ‘purr.’</p>
<p>He scrambled out of the cupboard, and the
boots and goloshes fell off him like spray off a
bather.</p>
<p>He stood upright in those very chequered
knickerbockers that were so terrible when their
knees held one vice-like, while things were
tied to one’s tail. He was face to face with
another boy, exactly like himself.</p>
<p>‘<em>You</em> haven’t changed, then—but there can’t
be two Maurices.’</p>
<p>‘There sha’n’t be; not if I know it,’ said
the other boy; ‘a boy’s <ins class="TN" title="Transcriber's note:
original reads 'life'">life’s</ins> a dog’s life.
Quick, before any one comes.’</p>
<p>‘Quick what?’ asked Maurice.</p>
<p>‘Why tell me to leave off being a boy, and
to be Lord Hugh Cecil again.’</p>
<p>Maurice told him at once. And at once the
boy was gone, and there was Lord Hugh in
<SPAN name="png.040" id="png.040"></SPAN><span class="ns">
</span>his own shape, purring politely, yet with a
watchful eye on Maurice’s movements.</p>
<p>‘Oh, you needn’t be afraid, old chap. It’s
Pax right enough,’ Maurice murmured in the
ear of Lord Hugh. And Lord Hugh, arching
his back under Maurice’s stroking hand, replied
with a purrrr-meaow that spoke volumes.</p>
<p>‘Oh, Maurice, here you are. It <em>is</em> nice of
you to be nice to Lord Hugh, when it was
because of him <span class="nw">you——’</span></p>
<p>‘He’s a good old chap,’ said Maurice, carelessly.
‘And <ins class="TN" title="Transcriber's note:
original reads 'your'">you’re</ins> not half a bad old girl. See?’</p>
<p>Mabel almost wept for joy at this magnificent
compliment, and Lord Hugh himself took on a
more happy and confident air.</p>
<p>Please dismiss any fears which you may
entertain that after this Maurice became a model
boy. He didn’t. But he was much nicer than
before. The conversation which he overheard
when he was a cat makes him more patient
with his father and mother. And he is almost
always nice to Mabel, for he cannot forget all
that she was to him when he wore the shape of
Lord Hugh. His father attributes all the
improvement in his son’s character to that week
at Dr. Strongitharm’s—which, as you know,
Maurice never had. Lord Hugh’s character
is unchanged. Cats learn slowly and with
difficulty.</p>
<p class="pgbrk"><SPAN name="png.041" id="png.041"></SPAN>Only Maurice and Lord Hugh know the truth—Maurice
has never told it to any one except
me, and Lord Hugh is a very reserved cat.
He never at any time had that free flow of mew
which distinguished and endangered the cat-hood
of Maurice.</p>
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