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<h2> CHAPTER XI. </h2>
<p>I HAD indeed had a very long talk with the crafty little politician, and
on regaining my quarters, I found that dinner was half over. To be late at
meals was against a standing rule of the establishment, and had it been
one of the Flemish ushers who thus entered after the removal of the soup
and the commencement of the first course, M. Pelet would probably have
greeted him with a public rebuke, and would certainly have mulcted him
both of soup and fish; as it was, that polite though partial gentleman
only shook his head, and as I took my place, unrolled my napkin, and said
my heretical grace to myself, he civilly despatched a servant to the
kitchen, to bring me a plate of "puree aux carottes" (for this was a
maigre-day), and before sending away the first course, reserved for me a
portion of the stock-fish of which it consisted. Dinner being over, the
boys rushed out for their evening play; Kint and Vandam (the two ushers)
of course followed them. Poor fellows! if they had not looked so very
heavy, so very soulless, so very indifferent to all things in heaven above
or in the earth beneath, I could have pitied them greatly for the
obligation they were under to trail after those rough lads everywhere and
at all times; even as it was, I felt disposed to scout myself as a
privileged prig when I turned to ascend to my chamber, sure to find there,
if not enjoyment, at least liberty; but this evening (as had often
happened before) I was to be still farther distinguished.</p>
<p>"Eh bien, mauvais sujet!" said the voice of M. Pelet behind me, as I set
my foot on the first step of the stair, "ou allez-vous? Venez a la
salle-a-manger, que je vous gronde un peu."</p>
<p>"I beg pardon, monsieur," said I, as I followed him to his private
sitting-room, "for having returned so late—it was not my fault."</p>
<p>"That is just what I want to know," rejoined M. Pelet, as he ushered me
into the comfortable parlour with a good wood-fire—for the stove had
now been removed for the season. Having rung the bell he ordered "Coffee
for two," and presently he and I were seated, almost in English comfort,
one on each side of the hearth, a little round table between us, with a
coffee-pot, a sugar-basin, and two large white china cups. While M. Pelet
employed himself in choosing a cigar from a box, my thoughts reverted to
the two outcast ushers, whose voices I could hear even now crying hoarsely
for order in the playground.</p>
<p>"C'est une grande responsabilite, que la surveillance," observed I.</p>
<p>"Plait-il?" dit M. Pelet.</p>
<p>I remarked that I thought Messieurs Vandam and Kint must sometimes be a
little fatigued with their labours.</p>
<p>"Des betes de somme,—des betes de somme," murmured scornfully the
director. Meantime I offered him his cup of coffee.</p>
<p>"Servez-vous mon garcon," said he blandly, when I had put a couple of huge
lumps of continental sugar into his cup. "And now tell me why you stayed
so long at Mdlle. Reuter's. I know that lessons conclude, in her
establishment as in mine, at four o'clock, and when you returned it was
past five."</p>
<p>"Mdlle. wished to speak with me, monsieur."</p>
<p>"Indeed! on what subject? if one may ask."</p>
<p>"Mademoiselle talked about nothing, monsieur."</p>
<p>"A fertile topic! and did she discourse thereon in the schoolroom, before
the pupils?"</p>
<p>"No; like you, monsieur, she asked me to walk into her parlour."</p>
<p>"And Madame Reuter—the old duenna—my mother's gossip, was
there, of course?"</p>
<p>"No, monsieur; I had the honour of being quite alone with mademoiselle."</p>
<p>"C'est joli—cela," observed M. Pelet, and he smiled and looked into
the fire.</p>
<p>"Honi soit qui mal y pense," murmured I, significantly.</p>
<p>"Je connais un peu ma petite voisine—voyez-vous."</p>
<p>"In that case, monsieur will be able to aid me in finding out what was
mademoiselle's reason for making me sit before her sofa one mortal hour,
listening to the most copious and fluent dissertation on the merest
frivolities."</p>
<p>"She was sounding your character."</p>
<p>"I thought so, monsieur."</p>
<p>"Did she find out your weak point?"</p>
<p>"What is my weak point?"</p>
<p>"Why, the sentimental. Any woman sinking her shaft deep enough, will at
last reach a fathomless spring of sensibility in thy breast, Crimsworth."</p>
<p>I felt the blood stir about my heart and rise warm to my cheek.</p>
<p>"Some women might, monsieur."</p>
<p>"Is Mdlle. Reuter of the number? Come, speak frankly, mon fils; elle est
encore jeune, plus agee que toi peut-etre, mais juste asset pour unir la
tendresse d'une petite maman a l'amour d'une epouse devouee; n'est-ce pas
que cela t'irait superieurement?"</p>
<p>"No, monsieur; I should like my wife to be my wife, and not half my
mother."</p>
<p>"She is then a little too old for you?"</p>
<p>"No, monsieur, not a day too old if she suited me in other things."</p>
<p>"In what does she not suit you, William? She is personally agreeable, is
she not?"</p>
<p>"Very; her hair and complexion are just what I admire; and her turn of
form, though quite Belgian, is full of grace."</p>
<p>"Bravo! and her face? her features? How do you like them?"</p>
<p>"A little harsh, especially her mouth."</p>
<p>"Ah, yes! her mouth," said M. Pelet, and he chuckled inwardly. "There is
character about her mouth—firmness—but she has a very pleasant
smile; don't you think so?"</p>
<p>"Rather crafty."</p>
<p>"True, but that expression of craft is owing to her eyebrows; have you
remarked her eyebrows?"</p>
<p>I answered that I had not.</p>
<p>"You have not seen her looking down then?" said he.</p>
<p>"No."</p>
<p>"It is a treat, notwithstanding. Observe her when she has some knitting,
or some other woman's work in hand, and sits the image of peace, calmly
intent on her needles and her silk, some discussion meantime going on
around her, in the course of which peculiarities of character are being
developed, or important interests canvassed; she takes no part in it; her
humble, feminine mind is wholly with her knitting; none of her features
move; she neither presumes to smile approval, nor frown disapprobation;
her little hands assiduously ply their unpretending task; if she can only
get this purse finished, or this bonnet-grec completed, it is enough for
her. If gentlemen approach her chair, a deeper quiescence, a meeker
modesty settles on her features, and clothes her general mien; observe
then her eyebrows, et dites-moi s'il n'y a pas du chat dans l'un et du
renard dans l'autre."</p>
<p>"I will take careful notice the first opportunity," said I.</p>
<p>"And then," continued M. Pelet, "the eyelid will flicker, the
light-coloured lashes be lifted a second, and a blue eye, glancing out
from under the screen, will take its brief, sly, searching survey, and
retreat again."</p>
<p>I smiled, and so did Pelet, and after a few minutes' silence, I asked:</p>
<p>"Will she ever marry, do you think?"</p>
<p>"Marry! Will birds pair? Of course it is both her intention and resolution
to marry when she finds a suitable match, and no one is better aware than
herself of the sort of impression she is capable of producing; no one
likes better to captivate in a quiet way. I am mistaken if she will not
yet leave the print of her stealing steps on thy heart, Crimsworth."</p>
<p>"Of her steps? Confound it, no! My heart is not a plank to be walked on."</p>
<p>"But the soft touch of a patte de velours will do it no harm."</p>
<p>"She offers me no patte de velours; she is all form and reserve with me."</p>
<p>"That to begin with; let respect be the foundation, affection the first
floor, love the superstructure; Mdlle. Reuter is a skilful architect."</p>
<p>"And interest, M. Pelet—interest. Will not mademoiselle consider
that point?"</p>
<p>"Yes, yes, no doubt; it will be the cement between every stone. And now we
have discussed the directress, what of the pupils? N'y-a-t-il pas de
belles etudes parmi ces jeunes tetes?"</p>
<p>"Studies of character? Yes; curious ones, at least, I imagine; but one
cannot divine much from a first interview."</p>
<p>"Ah, you affect discretion; but tell me now, were you not a little abashed
before these blooming young creatures?</p>
<p>"At first, yes; but I rallied and got through with all due sang-froid."</p>
<p>"I don't believe you."</p>
<p>"It is true, notwithstanding. At first I thought them angels, but they did
not leave me long under that delusion; three of the eldest and handsomest
undertook the task of setting me right, and they managed so cleverly that
in five minutes I knew them, at least, for what they were—three
arrant coquettes."</p>
<p>"Je les connais!" exclaimed M. Pelet. "Elles sont toujours au premier rang
a l'eglise et a la promenade; une blonde superbe, une jolie espiegle, une
belle brune."</p>
<p>"Exactly."</p>
<p>"Lovely creatures all of them—heads for artists; what a group they
would make, taken together! Eulalie (I know their names), with her smooth
braided hair and calm ivory brow. Hortense, with her rich chesnut locks so
luxuriantly knotted, plaited, twisted, as if she did not know how to
dispose of all their abundance, with her vermilion lips, damask cheek, and
roguish laughing eye. And Caroline de Blemont! Ah, there is beauty! beauty
in perfection. What a cloud of sable curls about the face of a houri! What
fascinating lips! What glorious black eyes! Your Byron would have
worshipped her, and you—you cold, frigid islander!—you played
the austere, the insensible in the presence of an Aphrodite so exquisite?"</p>
<p>I might have laughed at the director's enthusiasm had I believed it real,
but there was something in his tone which indicated got-up raptures. I
felt he was only affecting fervour in order to put me off my guard, to
induce me to come out in return, so I scarcely even smiled. He went on:</p>
<p>"Confess, William, do not the mere good looks of Zoraide Reuter appear
dowdyish and commonplace compared with the splendid charms of some of her
pupils?"</p>
<p>The question discomposed me, but I now felt plainly that my principal was
endeavouring (for reasons best known to himself—at that time I could
not fathom them) to excite ideas and wishes in my mind alien to what was
right and honourable. The iniquity of the instigation proved its antidote,
and when he further added:—</p>
<p>"Each of those three beautiful girls will have a handsome fortune; and
with a little address, a gentlemanlike, intelligent young fellow like you
might make himself master of the hand, heart, and purse of any one of the
trio."</p>
<p>I replied by a look and an interrogative "Monsieur?" which startled him.</p>
<p>He laughed a forced laugh, affirmed that he had only been joking, and
demanded whether I could possibly have thought him in earnest. Just then
the bell rang; the play-hour was over; it was an evening on which M. Pelet
was accustomed to read passages from the drama and the belles lettres to
his pupils. He did not wait for my answer, but rising, left the room,
humming as he went some gay strain of Beranger's.</p>
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