<h2>CHAPTER II</h2>
<p>Yesterday afternoon set in misty and cold. I had half a
mind to spend it by my study fire, instead of wading through
heath and mud to Wuthering Heights. On coming up from
dinner, however, (N.B.—I dine between twelve and one
o’clock; the housekeeper, a matronly lady, taken as a
fixture along with the house, could not, or would not, comprehend
my request that I might be served at five)—on mounting the
stairs with this lazy intention, and stepping into the room, I
saw a servant-girl on her knees surrounded by brushes and
coal-scuttles, and raising an infernal dust as she extinguished
the flames with heaps of cinders. This spectacle drove me
back immediately; I took my hat, and, after a four-miles’
walk, arrived at Heathcliff’s garden-gate just in time to
escape the first feathery flakes of a snow-shower.</p>
<p>On that bleak hill-top the earth was hard with a black frost,
and the air made me shiver through every limb. Being unable
to remove the chain, I jumped over, and, running up the flagged
causeway bordered with straggling gooseberry-bushes, knocked
vainly for admittance, till my knuckles tingled and the dogs
howled.</p>
<p>‘Wretched inmates!’ I ejaculated, mentally,
‘you deserve perpetual isolation from your species for your
churlish inhospitality. At least, I would not keep my doors
barred in the day-time. I don’t care—I will get
in!’ So resolved, I grasped the latch and shook it
vehemently. Vinegar-faced Joseph projected his head from a
round window of the barn.</p>
<p>‘What are ye for?’ he shouted.
‘T’ maister’s down i’ t’
fowld. Go round by th’ end o’ t’ laith,
if ye went to spake to him.’</p>
<p>‘Is there nobody inside to open the door?’ I
hallooed, responsively.</p>
<p>‘There’s nobbut t’ missis; and shoo’ll
not oppen ’t an ye mak’ yer flaysome dins till
neeght.’</p>
<p>‘Why? Cannot you tell her whom I am, eh,
Joseph?’</p>
<p>‘Nor-ne me! I’ll hae no hend
wi’t,’ muttered the head, vanishing.</p>
<p>The snow began to drive thickly. I seized the handle to
essay another trial; when a young man without coat, and
shouldering a pitchfork, appeared in the yard behind. He
hailed me to follow him, and, after marching through a
wash-house, and a paved area containing a coal-shed, pump, and
pigeon-cot, we at length arrived in the huge, warm, cheerful
apartment where I was formerly received. It glowed
delightfully in the radiance of an immense fire, compounded of
coal, peat, and wood; and near the table, laid for a plentiful
evening meal, I was pleased to observe the ‘missis,’
an individual whose existence I had never previously
suspected. I bowed and waited, thinking she would bid me
take a seat. She looked at me, leaning back in her chair,
and remained motionless and mute.</p>
<p>‘Rough weather!’ I remarked.
‘I’m afraid, Mrs. Heathcliff, the door must bear the
consequence of your servants’ leisure attendance: I had
hard work to make them hear me.’</p>
<p>She never opened her mouth. I stared—she stared
also: at any rate, she kept her eyes on me in a cool, regardless
manner, exceedingly embarrassing and disagreeable.</p>
<p>‘Sit down,’ said the young man, gruffly.
‘He’ll be in soon.’</p>
<p>I obeyed; and hemmed, and called the villain Juno, who
deigned, at this second interview, to move the extreme tip of her
tail, in token of owning my acquaintance.</p>
<p>‘A beautiful animal!’ I commenced again.
‘Do you intend parting with the little ones,
madam?’</p>
<p>‘They are not mine,’ said the amiable hostess,
more repellingly than Heathcliff himself could have replied.</p>
<p>‘Ah, your favourites are among these?’ I
continued, turning to an obscure cushion full of something like
cats.</p>
<p>‘A strange choice of favourites!’ she observed
scornfully.</p>
<p>Unluckily, it was a heap of dead rabbits. I hemmed once
more, and drew closer to the hearth, repeating my comment on the
wildness of the evening.</p>
<p>‘You should not have come out,’ she said, rising
and reaching from the chimney-piece two of the painted
canisters.</p>
<p>Her position before was sheltered from the light; now, I had a
distinct view of her whole figure and countenance. She was
slender, and apparently scarcely past girlhood: an admirable
form, and the most exquisite little face that I have ever had the
pleasure of beholding; small features, very fair; flaxen
ringlets, or rather golden, hanging loose on her delicate neck;
and eyes, had they been agreeable in expression, that would have
been irresistible: fortunately for my susceptible heart, the only
sentiment they evinced hovered between scorn and a kind of
desperation, singularly unnatural to be detected there. The
canisters were almost out of her reach; I made a motion to aid
her; she turned upon me as a miser might turn if any one
attempted to assist him in counting his gold.</p>
<p>‘I don’t want your help,’ she snapped;
‘I can get them for myself.’</p>
<p>‘I beg your pardon!’ I hastened to reply.</p>
<p>‘Were you asked to tea?’ she demanded, tying an
apron over her neat black frock, and standing with a spoonful of
the leaf poised over the pot.</p>
<p>‘I shall be glad to have a cup,’ I answered.</p>
<p>‘Were you asked?’ she repeated.</p>
<p>‘No,’ I said, half smiling. ‘You are
the proper person to ask me.’</p>
<p>She flung the tea back, spoon and all, and resumed her chair
in a pet; her forehead corrugated, and her red under-lip pushed
out, like a child’s ready to cry.</p>
<p>Meanwhile, the young man had slung on to his person a
decidedly shabby upper garment, and, erecting himself before the
blaze, looked down on me from the corner of his eyes, for all the
world as if there were some mortal feud unavenged between
us. I began to doubt whether he were a servant or not: his
dress and speech were both rude, entirely devoid of the
superiority observable in Mr. and Mrs. Heathcliff; his thick
brown curls were rough and uncultivated, his whiskers encroached
bearishly over his cheeks, and his hands were embrowned like
those of a common labourer: still his bearing was free, almost
haughty, and he showed none of a domestic’s assiduity in
attending on the lady of the house. In the absence of clear
proofs of his condition, I deemed it best to abstain from
noticing his curious conduct; and, five minutes afterwards, the
entrance of Heathcliff relieved me, in some measure, from my
uncomfortable state.</p>
<p>‘You see, sir, I am come, according to promise!’ I
exclaimed, assuming the cheerful; ‘and I fear I shall be
weather-bound for half an hour, if you can afford me shelter
during that space.’</p>
<p>‘Half an hour?’ he said, shaking the white flakes
from his clothes; ‘I wonder you should select the thick of
a snow-storm to ramble about in. Do you know that you run a
risk of being lost in the marshes? People familiar with
these moors often miss their road on such evenings; and I can
tell you there is no chance of a change at present.’</p>
<p>‘Perhaps I can get a guide among your lads, and he might
stay at the Grange till morning—could you spare me
one?’</p>
<p>‘No, I could not.’</p>
<p>‘Oh, indeed! Well, then, I must trust to my own
sagacity.’</p>
<p>‘Umph!’</p>
<p>‘Are you going to mak’ the tea?’ demanded he
of the shabby coat, shifting his ferocious gaze from me to the
young lady.</p>
<p>‘Is <i>he</i> to have any?’ she asked, appealing
to Heathcliff.</p>
<p>‘Get it ready, will you?’ was the answer, uttered
so savagely that I started. The tone in which the words
were said revealed a genuine bad nature. I no longer felt
inclined to call Heathcliff a capital fellow. When the
preparations were finished, he invited me with—‘Now,
sir, bring forward your chair.’ And we all, including
the rustic youth, drew round the table: an austere silence
prevailing while we discussed our meal.</p>
<p>I thought, if I had caused the cloud, it was my duty to make
an effort to dispel it. They could not every day sit so
grim and taciturn; and it was impossible, however ill-tempered
they might be, that the universal scowl they wore was their
every-day countenance.</p>
<p>‘It is strange,’ I began, in the interval of
swallowing one cup of tea and receiving another—‘it
is strange how custom can mould our tastes and ideas: many could
not imagine the existence of happiness in a life of such complete
exile from the world as you spend, Mr. Heathcliff; yet,
I’ll venture to say, that, surrounded by your family, and
with your amiable lady as the presiding genius over your home and
heart—’</p>
<p>‘My amiable lady!’ he interrupted, with an almost
diabolical sneer on his face. ‘Where is she—my
amiable lady?’</p>
<p>‘Mrs. Heathcliff, your wife, I mean.’</p>
<p>‘Well, yes—oh, you would intimate that her spirit
has taken the post of ministering angel, and guards the fortunes
of Wuthering Heights, even when her body is gone. Is that
it?’</p>
<p>Perceiving myself in a blunder, I attempted to correct
it. I might have seen there was too great a disparity
between the ages of the parties to make it likely that they were
man and wife. One was about forty: a period of mental
vigour at which men seldom cherish the delusion of being married
for love by girls: that dream is reserved for the solace of our
declining years. The other did not look seventeen.</p>
<p>Then it flashed upon me—‘The clown at my elbow, who
is drinking his tea out of a basin and eating his bread with
unwashed hands, may be her husband: Heathcliff junior, of
course. Here is the consequence of being buried alive: she
has thrown herself away upon that boor from sheer ignorance that
better individuals existed! A sad pity—I must beware
how I cause her to regret her choice.’ The last
reflection may seem conceited; it was not. My neighbour
struck me as bordering on repulsive; I knew, through experience,
that I was tolerably attractive.</p>
<p>‘Mrs. Heathcliff is my daughter-in-law,’ said
Heathcliff, corroborating my surmise. He turned, as he
spoke, a peculiar look in her direction: a look of hatred; unless
he has a most perverse set of facial muscles that will not, like
those of other people, interpret the language of his soul.</p>
<p>‘Ah, certainly—I see now: you are the favoured
possessor of the beneficent fairy,’ I remarked, turning to
my neighbour.</p>
<p>This was worse than before: the youth grew crimson, and
clenched his fist, with every appearance of a meditated
assault. But he seemed to recollect himself presently, and
smothered the storm in a brutal curse, muttered on my behalf:
which, however, I took care not to notice.</p>
<p>‘Unhappy in your conjectures, sir,’ observed my
host; ‘we neither of us have the privilege of owning your
good fairy; her mate is dead. I said she was my
daughter-in-law: therefore, she must have married my
son.’</p>
<p>‘And this young man is—’</p>
<p>‘Not my son, assuredly.’</p>
<p>Heathcliff smiled again, as if it were rather too bold a jest
to attribute the paternity of that bear to him.</p>
<p>‘My name is Hareton Earnshaw,’ growled the other;
‘and I’d counsel you to respect it!’</p>
<p>‘I’ve shown no disrespect,’ was my reply,
laughing internally at the dignity with which he announced
himself.</p>
<p>He fixed his eye on me longer than I cared to return the
stare, for fear I might be tempted either to box his ears or
render my hilarity audible. I began to feel unmistakably
out of place in that pleasant family circle. The dismal
spiritual atmosphere overcame, and more than neutralised, the
glowing physical comforts round me; and I resolved to be cautious
how I ventured under those rafters a third time.</p>
<p>The business of eating being concluded, and no one uttering a
word of sociable conversation, I approached a window to examine
the weather. A sorrowful sight I saw: dark night coming
down prematurely, and sky and hills mingled in one bitter whirl
of wind and suffocating snow.</p>
<p>‘I don’t think it possible for me to get home now
without a guide,’ I could not help exclaiming.
‘The roads will be buried already; and, if they were bare,
I could scarcely distinguish a foot in advance.’</p>
<p>‘Hareton, drive those dozen sheep into the barn
porch. They’ll be covered if left in the fold all
night: and put a plank before them,’ said Heathcliff.</p>
<p>‘How must I do?’ I continued, with rising
irritation.</p>
<p>There was no reply to my question; and on looking round I saw
only Joseph bringing in a pail of porridge for the dogs, and Mrs.
Heathcliff leaning over the fire, diverting herself with burning
a bundle of matches which had fallen from the chimney-piece as
she restored the tea-canister to its place. The former,
when he had deposited his burden, took a critical survey of the
room, and in cracked tones grated out—‘Aw wonder how
yah can faishion to stand thear i’ idleness un war, when
all on ’ems goan out! Bud yah’re a nowt, and
it’s no use talking—yah’ll niver mend
o’yer ill ways, but goa raight to t’ divil, like yer
mother afore ye!’</p>
<p>I imagined, for a moment, that this piece of eloquence was
addressed to me; and, sufficiently enraged, stepped towards the
aged rascal with an intention of kicking him out of the
door. Mrs. Heathcliff, however, checked me by her
answer.</p>
<p>‘You scandalous old hypocrite!’ she replied.
‘Are you not afraid of being carried away bodily, whenever
you mention the devil’s name? I warn you to refrain
from provoking me, or I’ll ask your abduction as a special
favour! Stop! look here, Joseph,’ she continued,
taking a long, dark book from a shelf; ‘I’ll show you
how far I’ve progressed in the Black Art: I shall soon be
competent to make a clear house of it. The red cow
didn’t die by chance; and your rheumatism can hardly be
reckoned among providential visitations!’</p>
<p>‘Oh, wicked, wicked!’ gasped the elder; ‘may
the Lord deliver us from evil!’</p>
<p>‘No, reprobate! you are a castaway—be off, or
I’ll hurt you seriously! I’ll have you all
modelled in wax and clay! and the first who passes the limits I
fix shall—I’ll not say what he shall be done
to—but, you’ll see! Go, I’m looking at
you!’</p>
<p>The little witch put a mock malignity into her beautiful eyes,
and Joseph, trembling with sincere horror, hurried out, praying,
and ejaculating ‘wicked’ as he went. I thought
her conduct must be prompted by a species of dreary fun; and, now
that we were alone, I endeavoured to interest her in my
distress.</p>
<p>‘Mrs. Heathcliff,’ I said earnestly, ‘you
must excuse me for troubling you. I presume, because, with
that face, I’m sure you cannot help being
good-hearted. Do point out some landmarks by which I may
know my way home: I have no more idea how to get there than you
would have how to get to London!’</p>
<p>‘Take the road you came,’ she answered, ensconcing
herself in a chair, with a candle, and the long book open before
her. ‘It is brief advice, but as sound as I can
give.’</p>
<p>‘Then, if you hear of me being discovered dead in a bog
or a pit full of snow, your conscience won’t whisper that
it is partly your fault?’</p>
<p>‘How so? I cannot escort you. They
wouldn’t let me go to the end of the garden
wall.’</p>
<p>‘<i>You</i>! I should be sorry to ask you to cross
the threshold, for my convenience, on such a night,’ I
cried. ‘I want you to tell me my way, not to
<i>show</i> it: or else to persuade Mr. Heathcliff to give me a
guide.’</p>
<p>‘Who? There is himself, Earnshaw, Zillah, Joseph
and I. Which would you have?’</p>
<p>‘Are there no boys at the farm?’</p>
<p>‘No; those are all.’</p>
<p>‘Then, it follows that I am compelled to
stay.’</p>
<p>‘That you may settle with your host. I have
nothing to do with it.’</p>
<p>‘I hope it will be a lesson to you to make no more rash
journeys on these hills,’ cried Heathcliff’s stern
voice from the kitchen entrance. ‘As to staying here,
I don’t keep accommodations for visitors: you must share a
bed with Hareton or Joseph, if you do.’</p>
<p>‘I can sleep on a chair in this room,’ I
replied.</p>
<p>‘No, no! A stranger is a stranger, be he rich or
poor: it will not suit me to permit any one the range of the
place while I am off guard!’ said the unmannerly
wretch.</p>
<p>With this insult my patience was at an end. I uttered an
expression of disgust, and pushed past him into the yard, running
against Earnshaw in my haste. It was so dark that I could
not see the means of exit; and, as I wandered round, I heard
another specimen of their civil behaviour amongst each
other. At first the young man appeared about to befriend
me.</p>
<p>‘I’ll go with him as far as the park,’ he
said.</p>
<p>‘You’ll go with him to hell!’ exclaimed his
master, or whatever relation he bore. ‘And who is to
look after the horses, eh?’</p>
<p>‘A man’s life is of more consequence than one
evening’s neglect of the horses: somebody must go,’
murmured Mrs. Heathcliff, more kindly than I expected.</p>
<p>‘Not at your command!’ retorted Hareton.
‘If you set store on him, you’d better be
quiet.’</p>
<p>‘Then I hope his ghost will haunt you; and I hope Mr.
Heathcliff will never get another tenant till the Grange is a
ruin,’ she answered, sharply.</p>
<p>‘Hearken, hearken, shoo’s cursing on
’em!’ muttered Joseph, towards whom I had been
steering.</p>
<p>He sat within earshot, milking the cows by the light of a
lantern, which I seized unceremoniously, and, calling out that I
would send it back on the morrow, rushed to the nearest
postern.</p>
<p>‘Maister, maister, he’s staling t’
lanthern!’ shouted the ancient, pursuing my retreat.
‘Hey, Gnasher! Hey, dog! Hey Wolf, holld him,
holld him!’</p>
<p>On opening the little door, two hairy monsters flew at my
throat, bearing me down, and extinguishing the light; while a
mingled guffaw from Heathcliff and Hareton put the copestone on
my rage and humiliation. Fortunately, the beasts seemed
more bent on stretching their paws, and yawning, and flourishing
their tails, than devouring me alive; but they would suffer no
resurrection, and I was forced to lie till their malignant
masters pleased to deliver me: then, hatless and trembling with
wrath, I ordered the miscreants to let me out—on their
peril to keep me one minute longer—with several incoherent
threats of retaliation that, in their indefinite depth of
virulency, smacked of King Lear.</p>
<p>The vehemence of my agitation brought on a copious bleeding at
the nose, and still Heathcliff laughed, and still I
scolded. I don’t know what would have concluded the
scene, had there not been one person at hand rather more rational
than myself, and more benevolent than my entertainer. This
was Zillah, the stout housewife; who at length issued forth to
inquire into the nature of the uproar. She thought that
some of them had been laying violent hands on me; and, not daring
to attack her master, she turned her vocal artillery against the
younger scoundrel.</p>
<p>‘Well, Mr. Earnshaw,’ she cried, ‘I wonder
what you’ll have agait next? Are we going to murder
folk on our very door-stones? I see this house will never
do for me—look at t’ poor lad, he’s fair
choking! Wisht, wisht; you mun’n’t go on
so. Come in, and I’ll cure that: there now, hold ye
still.’</p>
<p>With these words she suddenly splashed a pint of icy water
down my neck, and pulled me into the kitchen. Mr.
Heathcliff followed, his accidental merriment expiring quickly in
his habitual moroseness.</p>
<p>I was sick exceedingly, and dizzy, and faint; and thus
compelled perforce to accept lodgings under his roof. He
told Zillah to give me a glass of brandy, and then passed on to
the inner room; while she condoled with me on my sorry
predicament, and having obeyed his orders, whereby I was somewhat
revived, ushered me to bed.</p>
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