<p><span class='pagenum'><SPAN name="Page_155"></SPAN></span></p>
<h2>VIII<br/> WAG AT HOME</h2>
<p>There was no scrambling up to the
window-sill this time. My visitors
shot in like so many arrows, and “brought
up” on their hands on the tablecloth, or
lit on their feet on the top rail of a chair-back
or on my shoulder, as the fancy took
them. It would be tedious to go through
all the congratulations and thanks which I
offered, and indeed received, for it was important
to them that the Jars should not
get into wrong hands.</p>
<p>“Father says,” said Wag, who was sitting
on a book, as usual—“Oh, what fun it is
to be able to fly again!” And he darted
straight and level and butted head first<span class='pagenum'><SPAN name="Page_156"></SPAN></span>
into the back of—Sprat, was it?—who was
standing near the edge of the table. Sprat
was merely propelled into the air a foot
or two off, and remained standing, but, of
course, turned round and told Wag what he
thought of him. Wag returned contentedly
to his book. “Father says,” he resumed,
“he hopes you'll come and see us now. He
says you did all right, and he's very glad
the stuff got spilt, because they'll take
moons and moons to get as much of it
together again. He says they meant to
squirt some of it on you when they got
near enough, and while you were trying to
get it off they'd have got hold of——” He
pointed to the box of jars; there was a
shyness about mentioning it.</p>
<p>“Your father's very kind,” I said, “and
I hope you'll thank him from me; but I
don't quite see how I'm to get into your
house.”</p>
<p>“Fancy you not knowing that!” said
Wag. “I'll tell him you'll come.” And he<span class='pagenum'><SPAN name="Page_157"></SPAN></span>
was out of the window. As usual, I had
recourse to Slim.</p>
<p>“Why, you did put some on your chest,
didn't you?” was Slim's question.</p>
<p>“Yes, but nothing came of it.”</p>
<p>“Well, I believe you can go pretty well
anywhere with that, if you think you can.”</p>
<p>“Can I fly, then?”</p>
<p>“No, I should say not; I mean, if you
couldn't fly before, you can't now.”</p>
<p>“How do you fly? I don't see any
wings.”</p>
<p>“No, we never have wings, and I'm
rather glad we don't; the things that have
them are always going wrong somehow.
We just work it in the proper way with
our backs, and there you are; like this.”
He made a slight movement of his shoulders,
and was standing in the air an inch off the
table. “You never tried that, I suppose?”
he went on.</p>
<p>“No,” I said, “only in dreams,” which
evidently meant nothing to him. “Well<span class='pagenum'><SPAN name="Page_158"></SPAN></span>
now,” I said, “do you tell me that if I
went to Wag's house now, I could get
inside it? Look at the size I am!”</p>
<p>“It doesn't look as if you could,” he
agreed, “but my father said just the same
as Wag's father about it.”</p>
<p>Here Wag shot on to my shoulder. “Are
you coming?”</p>
<p>“Yes, if I knew how.”</p>
<p>“Well, come and try, anyhow.”</p>
<p>“Very well, as you please; anything to
oblige.”</p>
<p>I picked up a hat and went downstairs.
All the rest followed, if you can call it
following, when there was at least as much
flying up steps and in and out of banisters as
going down. When we were out on the path,
Wag said with more seriousness than
usual:</p>
<p>“Now you do mean to come into our
house, don't you?”</p>
<p>“Certainly I do, if you wish me to.”</p>
<p>“Then that's all right. This way.
There's Father.”</p>
<p><span class='pagenum'><SPAN name="Page_159"></SPAN></span>
We were on the grass now, and very
long it was, and nice and wet I thought I
should be with all the dew. As I looked
up to see the elder Wag I very nearly fell
over a large log which it was very careless
of anyone to have left about. But here
was Mr. Wag within a yard of me, and to
my extreme surprise he was quite a sizeable
man of middle height, with a sensible,
good-humoured face, in which I could see a
strong likeness to his son. We both bowed,
and then shook hands, and Mr. Wag was
very complimentary and pleasant about the
occurrences of the evening.</p>
<p>“We've pretty well got the mess cleared
up, you see. Yes, don't be alarmed,” he
went on, and took hold of my elbow, for he
had, no doubt, seen a bewildered look in
my eyes. The fact was, as I suppose you
have made out, not that he had grown to
my size, but that I had come down to his.
“Things right themselves; you'll have no
difficulty about getting back when the time
comes. But come in, won't you?”</p>
<p><span class='pagenum'><SPAN name="Page_160"></SPAN></span>
You will expect me to describe the house
and the furniture. I shall not, further than
to say that it seemed to me to be of a
piece with the fashion in which the boys
were dressed; that is, it was like my idea
of a good citizen's house in Queen Elizabeth's
time; and I shall not describe Mrs.
Wag's costume. She did not wear a ruff,
anyhow.</p>
<p>Wag, who had been darting about in the
air while we walked to his home, followed
us in on foot. He now reached up to my
shoulder. Slim, who came in too, was
shorter.</p>
<p>“Haven't you got any sisters?” I took
occasion to say to Wag.</p>
<p>“Of course,” said he; “don't you see
'em? Oh! I forgot. Come out, you
sillies!”</p>
<p>Upon which there came forward three
nice little girls, each of whom was putting
away something into a kind of locket which
she wore round her neck. No, it is no<span class='pagenum'><SPAN name="Page_161"></SPAN></span>
use asking me what <em>their</em> dresses were like;
none at all. All I know is that they curtsied
to me very nicely, and that when we
all sat down the youngest came and put
herself on my knee as if it was a matter of
course.</p>
<p>“Why didn't I see you before?” I asked
her.</p>
<p>“I suppose because the flowers were in
our hair.”</p>
<p>“Show him what you mean, my dear,”
said her father. “He doesn't know our
ways yet.”</p>
<p>Accordingly she opened her locket and
took out of it a small blue flower, looking
as if it was made of enamel, and stuck it
in her hair over her forehead. As she did
so she vanished, but I could still feel the
weight of her on my knee. When she took
it out again (as no doubt she did) she
became visible, put it back in the locket,
and smiled agreeably at me. Naturally, I
had a good many questions to ask about<span class='pagenum'><SPAN name="Page_162"></SPAN></span>
this, but you will hardly expect me to put
them all down. Becoming invisible in this
way was a privilege which the girls always
had till they were grown up, and I suppose
I may say “came out.” Of course, if they
presumed on it, the lockets were taken away
for the time being—just in the same way
as the boys were sometimes stopped from
flying, as we have seen. But their own
families could always see them, or at any
rate the flowers in their hair, and they
could always see each other.</p>
<p>But dear me! how much am I to tell
of the conversation of that evening? One
part at least: I remembered to ask about
the pictures of the things that had happened
in former times in places where I
chanced to be. Was I obliged to see them,
whether they were pleasant or horrible?
“Oh no,” they said; if you shut your
eyes from below—that meant pushing up
the lower eyelids—you would be rid of
them; and you would only begin seeing<span class='pagenum'><SPAN name="Page_163"></SPAN></span>
them, either if you wanted to, or else if
you left your mind quite blank, and were
thinking of nothing in particular. Then
they would begin to come, and there was
no knowing how old they might be; that
depended on how angry or excited or happy
or sad the people had been to whom they
happened.</p>
<p>And that reminds me of another thing.
Wag had got rather fidgety while we were
talking, and was flying up to the ceiling
and down again, and walking on his hands,
and so forth, when his mother said:</p>
<p>“Dear, do be quiet. Why don't you
take a glass and amuse yourself with it?
Here's the key of the cupboard.”</p>
<p>She threw it to him and he caught it
and ran to a tall bureau opposite and
unlocked it. After humming and flitting
about in front of it for a little time, he
pulled a thing like a slate off a shelf where
there were a large number of them.</p>
<p>“What have you got?” said his mother.</p>
<p><span class='pagenum'><SPAN name="Page_164"></SPAN></span>
“The one I didn't get to the end of
yesterday, about the dragon.”</p>
<p>“Oh, that's a very good one,” said she.
“I used to be very fond of that.”</p>
<p>“I liked it awfully as far as I got,” he
said, and was betaking himself to a settle
on the other side of the room when I asked
if I might see it, and he brought it to me.</p>
<p>It was just like a small looking-glass in
a frame, and the frame had one or two
buttons or little knobs on it. Wag put it
into my hand and then got behind me and
put his chin on my shoulder.</p>
<p>“That's where I'd got to,” he said; “he's
just going out through the forest.”</p>
<p>I thought at the first glance that I was
looking at a very good copy of a picture.
It was a knight on horseback, in plate-armour,
and the armour looked as if it had
really seen service. The horse was a massive
white beast, rather of the cart-horse
type, but not so “hairy in the hoof”; the
background was a wood, chiefly of oak-trees;<span class='pagenum'><SPAN name="Page_165"></SPAN></span>
but the undergrowth was wonderfully
painted. I felt that if I looked into
it I should see every blade of grass and
every bramble-leaf.</p>
<p>“Ready?” said Wag, and reached over
and moved one of the knobs. The knight
shook his rein, and the horse began to move
at a foot-pace.</p>
<p>“Well, but he can't <em>hear</em> anything, Wag,”
said his father.</p>
<p>“I thought you wanted to be quiet,” said
Wag, “but we'll have it aloud if you like.”</p>
<p>He slid aside another knob, and I began
to hear the tread of the horse and the
creaking of the saddle and the chink of
the armour, as well as a rising breeze which
now came sighing through the wood. Like
a cinema, you will say, of course. Well, it
was; but there was colour and sound, and
you could hold it in your hand, and it
wasn't a photograph, but the live thing
which you could stop at pleasure, and look
into every detail of it.</p>
<p><span class='pagenum'><SPAN name="Page_166"></SPAN></span>
Well, I went on reading, as you may say,
this glass. In a theatre, you know, if you
saw a knight riding through a forest, the
effect would be managed by making the
scenery slide backwards past him; and in
a cinema it could all be shortened up by
increasing the pace or leaving out part of
the film. Here it was not like that; we
seemed to be keeping pace and going along
with the knight. Presently he began to
sing. He had a loud voice and uttered his
words crisply, so that I had no difficulty in
making out the song. It was about a lady
who was very proud and haughty to him
and would have nothing to say to his suit,
and it declared that the only thing left
for him was to lay himself down under a
tree. But he seemed quite cheerful about
it, and indeed neither his complexion nor
the glance of his eye gave any sign that he
was suffering the pangs of hopeless love.</p>
<p>Suddenly his horse stopped short and
snorted uneasily. The knight left off singing<span class='pagenum'><SPAN name="Page_167"></SPAN></span>
in the middle of a verse, looked earnestly
into the wood at the back of the picture,
and then out towards us, and then behind
him. He patted his horse's neck, and then,
humming to himself, put on his gauntlets,
which were hanging at his saddle bow,
managed somehow to latch or bolt the
fastenings of them, slipped down his visor,
and took the hilt of his sword in one hand
and the sheath in the other and loosened
the blade in the sheath. He had hardly
done this when the horse shied violently
and reared; and out of the thicket on the
near side of the road (I suppose) something
shot up in front of him on the saddle. We
all drew in our breath.</p>
<p>“Don't be frightened, dear,” said Mrs.
Wag to the youngest girl, who had given a
sort of jump. “He's quite safe this time.”</p>
<p>I must say it did not look like it. The
beast that had leapt on to the saddle was
tearing with its claws, drawing back its head
and driving it forward again with horrid<span class='pagenum'><SPAN name="Page_168"></SPAN></span>
force against the visor, and was at such
close quarters that the knight could not
possibly either draw or use his sword. It
was a horrible beast, too; evidently a young
dragon. As it sat on the saddle-bow, its
head was just about on a level with the
knight's. It had four short legs with long
toes and claws. It clung to the saddle
with the hind feet and tore with the fore
feet, as I said. Its head was rather long,
and had two pointed ears and two small
sharp horns. Besides, it had bat wings,
with which it buffeted the knight, but its
tail was short. I don't know whether it
had been bitten or cut off in some previous
fight. It was all of a mustard-yellow colour.
The knight was for the moment having a
bad time of it, for the horse was plunging
and the dragon doing its very worst.
The crisis was not long, though. The knight
took hold of the right wing with both hands
and tore the membrane upwards to the
root, like parchment. It bled yellow blood,<span class='pagenum'><SPAN name="Page_169"></SPAN></span>
and the dragon gave a grating scream.
Then he clutched it hard by the neck and
managed to wrench it away from its hold
on the saddle; and when it was in the air,
he whirled its body, heavy as it was, first
over his back and then forwards again,
and its neck-bone, I suppose, broke, for it
was quite limp when he cast it down. He
looked down at it for a little, and seeing it
stir, he got off, with the rein over his arm,
drew his sword, cut the head off, and kicked
it away some yards. The next thing he
did was to push up his visor, look upward,
mutter something I could not well hear,
and cross himself; after which he said aloud,
“Where man finds one of a brood, he may
look for more,” mounted, turned his horse's
head and galloped off the way he had come.</p>
<p>We had not followed him far through the
wood when—</p>
<p>“Bother!” said Wag, “there's the bell”;
and he reached over and slid back the knobs
in the frame, and the knight stopped.</p>
<p><span class='pagenum'><SPAN name="Page_170"></SPAN></span>
I was full of questions, but there was no
time to put them. Good-nights had to be
said quickly, and Father Wag saw me out
of the front door.</p>
<p>I set out on what seemed a considerable
walk across the rough grass towards the
enormous building in which I lived. I suppose
I did not really take many minutes
about getting to the path; and as I stepped
on to it—rather carefully, for it was a
longish way down—why, without any shock
or any odd feeling, I was my own size
again. And I went to bed pondering much
upon the events of the day.</p>
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<p>Well, I began this communication by saying
that I was going to explain to you
how it was that I “heard something from
the owls,” and I think I have explained
how it is that I am able to say that I have
done so. Exactly what it was that you
and I were talking about when I mentioned
the owls, I dare say neither of us remembers.<span class='pagenum'><SPAN name="Page_171"></SPAN></span>
As you can see, I have had more exciting
experiences than merely conversing with
them—interesting, and, I think, unusual as
that is. I have not, of course, told you
nearly all there is to tell, but perhaps I
have said enough for the present. More, if
you should wish it, another time.</p>
<p>As to present conditions. To-day there is
a slight coolness between Wisp and the cat.
He made his way into a mouse-hole which
she was watching, and enticed her close up
to it by scratchings and other sounds, and
then, when she came quite near (taking
great trouble, of course, to make no noise
whatever), he put his head out and blew
in her face, which affronted her very much.
However, I believe I have persuaded her
that he meant no harm.</p>
<p>The room is rather full of them to-night.
Wag and most of the rest are rehearsing a
play which they mean to present before I
go. Slim, who happens not to be wanted
for a time, is manœuvring on the table,<span class='pagenum'><SPAN name="Page_172"></SPAN></span>
facing me, and is trying to produce a
portrait of me which shall be a little
less libellous than his first effort. He has
just now shown me the final production,
with which he is greatly pleased. I am not.</p>
<p>Farewell. I am, with the usual expressions
of regard,</p>
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