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<h2> CHAPTER V </h2>
<p>Mr. Vertrees, having watched their departure with the air of a man who had
something at hazard upon the expedition, turned from the window and began
to pace the library thoughtfully, pending their return. He was about
sixty; a small man, withered and dry and fine, a trim little sketch of an
elderly dandy. His lambrequin mustache—relic of a forgotten
Anglomania—had been profoundly black, but now, like his smooth hair,
it was approaching an equally sheer whiteness; and though his clothes were
old, they had shapeliness and a flavor of mode. And for greater spruceness
there were some jaunty touches; gray spats, a narrow black ribbon across
the gray waistcoat to the eye-glasses in a pocket, a fleck of color from a
button in the lapel of the black coat, labeling him the descendant of
patriot warriors.</p>
<p>The room was not like him, being cheerful and hideous, whereas Mr.
Vertrees was anxious and decorative. Under a mantel of imitation black
marble a merry little coal-fire beamed forth upon high and narrow
"Eastlake" bookcases with long glass doors, and upon comfortable,
incongruous furniture, and upon meaningless "woodwork" everywhere, and
upon half a dozen Landseer engravings which Mr. and Mrs. Vertrees
sometimes mentioned to each other, after thirty years of possession, as
"very fine things." They had been the first people in town to possess
Landseer engravings, and there, in art, they had rested, but they still
had a feeling that in all such matters they were in the van; and when Mr.
Vertrees discovered Landseers upon the walls of other people's houses he
thawed, as a chieftain to a trusted follower; and if he found an edition
of Bulwer Lytton accompanying the Landseers as a final corroboration of
culture, he would say, inevitably, "Those people know good pictures and
they know good books."</p>
<p>The growth of the city, which might easily have made him a millionaire,
had ruined him because he had failed to understand it. When towns begin to
grow they have whims, and the whims of a town always ruin somebody. Mr.
Vertrees had been most strikingly the somebody in this case. At about the
time he bought the Landseers, he owned, through inheritance, an
office-building and a large house not far from it, where he spent the
winter; and he had a country place—a farm of four hundred acres—where
he went for the summers to the comfortable, ugly old house that was his
home now, perforce, all the year round. If he had known how to sit still
and let things happen he would have prospered miraculously; but, strangely
enough, the dainty little man was one of the first to fall down and
worship Bigness, the which proceeded straightway to enact the role of
Juggernaut for his better education. He was a true prophet of the
prodigious growth, but he had a fatal gift for selling good and buying
bad. He should have stayed at home and looked at his Landseers and read
his Bulwer, but he took his cow to market, and the trained milkers milked
her dry and then ate her. He sold the office-building and the house in
town to buy a great tract of lots in a new suburb; then he sold the farm,
except the house and the ground about it, to pay the taxes on the suburban
lots and to "keep them up." The lots refused to stay up; but he had to do
something to keep himself and his family up, so in despair he sold the
lots (which went up beautifully the next year) for "traction stock" that
was paying dividends; and thereafter he ceased to buy and sell. Thus he
disappeared altogether from the commercial surface at about the time James
Sheridan came out securely on top; and Sheridan, until Mrs. Vertrees
called upon him with her "anti-smoke" committee, had never heard the name.</p>
<p>Mr. Vertrees, pinched, retired to his Landseers, and Mrs. Vertrees
"managed somehow" on the dividends, though "managing" became more and more
difficult as the years went by and money bought less and less. But there
came a day when three servitors of Bigness in Philadelphia took greedy
counsel with four fellow-worshipers from New York, and not long after that
there were no more dividends for Mr. Vertrees. In fact, there was nothing
for Mr. Vertrees, because the "traction stock" henceforth was no stock at
all, and he had mortgaged his house long ago to help "manage somehow"
according to his conception of his "position in life"—one of his own
old-fashioned phrases. Six months before the completion of the New House
next door, Mr. Vertrees had sold his horses and the worn Victoria and
"station-wagon," to pay the arrears of his two servants and re-establish
credit at the grocer's and butcher's—and a pair of elderly
carriage-horses with such accoutrements are not very ample barter, in
these days, for six months' food and fuel and service. Mr. Vertrees had
discovered, too, that there was no salary for him in all the buzzing city—he
could do nothing.</p>
<p>It may be said that he was at the end of his string. Such times do come in
all their bitterness, finally, to the man with no trade or craft, if his
feeble clutch on that slippery ghost, Property, shall fail.</p>
<p>The windows grew black while he paced the room, and smoky twilight closed
round about the house, yet not more darkly than what closed round about
the heart of the anxious little man patrolling the fan-shaped zone of
firelight. But as the mantel clock struck wheezily six there was the
rattle of an outer door, and a rich and beautiful peal of laughter went
ringing through the house. Thus cheerfully did Mary Vertrees herald her
return with her mother from their expedition among the barbarians.</p>
<p>She came rushing into the library and threw herself into a deep chair by
the hearth, laughing so uncontrollably that tears were in her eyes. Mrs.
Vertrees followed decorously, no mirth about her; on the contrary, she
looked vaguely disturbed, as if she had eaten something not quite certain
to agree with her, and regretted it.</p>
<p>"Papa! Oh, oh!" And Miss Vertrees was fain to apply a handkerchief upon
her eyes. "I'm SO glad you made us go! I wouldn't have missed it—"</p>
<p>Mrs. Vertrees shook her head. "I suppose I'm very dull," she said, gently.
"I didn't see anything amusing. They're most ordinary, and the house is
altogether in bad taste, but we anticipated that, and—"</p>
<p>"Papa!" Mary cried, breaking in. "They asked us to DINNER!"</p>
<p>"What!"</p>
<p>"And I'm GOING!" she shouted, and was seized with fresh paroxysms. "Think
of it! Never in their house before; never met any of them but the daughter—and
just BARELY met her—"</p>
<p>"What about you?" interrupted Mr. Vertrees, turning sharply upon his wife.</p>
<p>She made a little face as if positive now that what she had eaten would
not agree with her. "I couldn't!" she said. "I—"</p>
<p>"Yes, that's just—just the way she—she looked when they asked
her!" cried Mary, choking. "And then she—she realized it, and tried
to turn it into a cough, and she didn't know how, and it sounded like—like
a squeal!"</p>
<p>"I suppose," said Mrs. Vertrees, much injured, "that Mary will have an
uproarious time at my funeral. She makes fun of—"</p>
<p>Mary jumped up instantly and kissed her; then she went to the mantel and,
leaning an elbow upon it, gazed thoughtfully at the buckle of her shoe,
twinkling in the firelight.</p>
<p>"THEY didn't notice anything," she said. "So far as they were concerned,
mamma, it was one of the finest coughs you ever coughed."</p>
<p>"Who were 'they'?" asked her father. "Whom did you see?"</p>
<p>"Only the mother and daughter," Mary answered. "Mrs. Sheridan is dumpy and
rustly; and Miss Sheridan is pretty and pushing—dresses by the
fashion magazines and talks about New York people that have their pictures
in 'em. She tutors the mother, but not very successfully—partly
because her own foundation is too flimsy and partly because she began too
late. They've got an enormous Moor of painted plaster or something in the
hall, and the girl evidently thought it was to her credit that she
selected it!"</p>
<p>"They have oil-paintings, too," added Mrs. Vertrees, with a glance of
gentle price at the Landseers. "I've always thought oil-paintings in a
private house the worst of taste."</p>
<p>"Oh, if one owned a Raphael or a Titian!" said Mr. Vertrees, finishing the
implication, not in words, but with a wave of his hand. "Go on, Mary. None
of the rest of them came in? You didn't meet Mr. Sheridan or—" He
paused and adjusted a lump of coal in the fire delicately with the poker.
"Or one of the sons?"</p>
<p>Mary's glance crossed his, at that, with a flash of utter comprehension.
He turned instantly away, but she had begun to laugh again.</p>
<p>"No," she said, "no one except the women, but mamma inquired about the
sons thoroughly!"</p>
<p>"Mary!" Mrs. Vertrees protested.</p>
<p>"Oh, most adroitly, too!" laughed the girl. "Only she couldn't help
unconsciously turning to look at me—when she did it!"</p>
<p>"Mary Vertrees!"</p>
<p>"Never mind, mamma! Mrs. Sheridan and Miss Sheridan neither of THEM could
help unconsciously turning to look at me—speculatively—at the
same time! They all three kept looking at me and talking about the oldest
son, Mr. James Sheridan, Junior. Mrs. Sheridan said his father is very
anxious 'to get Jim to marry and settle down,' and she assured me that
'Jim is right cultivated.' Another of the sons, the youngest one, caught
me looking in the window this afternoon; but they didn't seem to consider
him quite one of themselves, somehow, though Mrs. Sheridan mentioned that
a couple of years or so ago he had been 'right sick,' and had been to some
cure or other. They seemed relieved to bring the subject back to 'Jim' and
his virtues—and to look at me! The other brother is the middle one,
Roscoe; he's the one that owns the new house across the street, where that
young black-sheep of the Lamhorns, Robert, goes so often. I saw a short,
dark young man standing on the porch with Robert Lamhorn there the other
day, so I suppose that was Roscoe. 'Jim' still lurks in the mists, but I
shall meet him to-night. Papa—" She stepped nearer to him so that he
had to face her, and his eyes were troubled as he did. There may have been
a trouble deep within her own, but she kept their surface merry with
laughter. "Papa, Bibbs is the youngest one's name, and Bibbs—to the
best of our information—is a lunatic. Roscoe is married. Papa, does
it have to be Jim?"</p>
<p>"Mary!" Mrs. Vertrees cried, sharply. "You're outrageous! That's a
perfectly horrible way of talking!"</p>
<p>"Well, I'm close to twenty-four," said Mary, turning to her. "I haven't
been able to like anybody yet that's asked me to marry him, and maybe I
never shall. Until a year or so ago I've had everything I ever wanted in
my life—you and papa gave it all to me—and it's about time I
began to pay back. Unfortunately, I don't know how to do anything—but
something's got to be done."</p>
<p>"But you needn't talk of it like THAT!" insisted the mother, plaintively.
"It's not—it's not—"</p>
<p>"No, it's not," said Mary. "I know that!"</p>
<p>"How did they happen to ask you to dinner?" Mr. Vertrees inquired,
uneasily. "'Stextrawdn'ry thing!"</p>
<p>"Climbers' hospitality," Mary defined it. "We were so very cordial and
easy! I think Mrs. Sheridan herself might have done it just as any kind
old woman on a farm might ask a neighbor, but it was Miss Sheridan who did
it. She played around it awhile; you could see she wanted to—she's
in a dreadful hurry to get into things—and I fancied she had an idea
it might impress that Lamhorn boy to find us there to-night. It's a sort
of house-warming dinner, and they talked about it and talked about it—and
then the girl got her courage up and blurted out the invitation. And mamma—"
Here Mary was once more a victim to incorrigible merriment. "Mamma tried
to say yes, and COULDN'T! She swallowed and squealed—I mean you
coughed, dear! And then, papa, she said that you and she had promised to
go to a lecture at the Emerson Club to-night, but that her daughter would
be delighted to come to the Big Show! So there I am, and there's Mr. Jim
Sheridan—and there's the clock. Dinner's at seven-thirty!"</p>
<p>And she ran out of the room, scooping up her fallen furs with a gesture of
flying grace as she sped.</p>
<p>When she came down, at twenty minutes after seven, her father stood in the
hall, at the foot of the stairs, waiting to be her escort through the
dark. He looked up and watched her as she descended, and his gaze was fond
and proud—and profoundly disturbed. But she smiled and nodded gaily,
and, when she reached the floor, put a hand on his shoulder.</p>
<p>"At least no one could suspect me to-night," she said. "I LOOK rich, don't
I, papa?"</p>
<p>She did. She had a look that worshipful girl friends bravely called
"regal." A head taller than her father, she was as straight and jauntily
poised as a boy athlete; and her brown hair and her brown eyes were like
her mother's, but for the rest she went back to some stronger and livelier
ancestor than either of her parents.</p>
<p>"Don't I look too rich to be suspected?" she insisted.</p>
<p>"You look everything beautiful, Mary," he said, huskily.</p>
<p>"And my dress?" She threw open her dark velvet cloak, showing a splendor
of white and silver. "Anything better at Nice next winter, do you think?"
She laughed, shrouding her glittering figure in the cloak again. "Two
years old, and no one would dream it! I did it over."</p>
<p>"You can do anything, Mary."</p>
<p>There was a curious humility in his tone, and something more—a
significance not veiled and yet abysmally apologetic. It was as if he
suggested something to her and begged her forgiveness in the same breath.</p>
<p>And upon that, for the moment, she became as serious as he. She lifted her
hand from his shoulder and then set it back more firmly, so that he should
feel the reassurance of its pressure.</p>
<p>"Don't worry," she said, in a low voice and gravely. "I know exactly what
you want me to do."</p>
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