<h2><SPAN name="CHAPTER_IX" id="CHAPTER_IX"></SPAN>CHAPTER IX</h2>
<div class="blockquot"><p>"These Macedonians are a rude and clownish people that
call a spade a spade."—<span class="smcap">Plutarch</span>.</p>
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<p>Next morning, I took my car and began a systematic
investigation of the neighborhood. There
proved to be few houses within reasonable distance
where such a woman as my lady could be lodged.
However, I made my cautious inquiries even where
the quest seemed useless, resolved to leave no chance
untried. No better plan occurred to me than exhibition
of the pomander with a vague story of wishing
to return it to a young lady with red-gold hair. But
nowhere did a native show recognition of the top or
the description.</p>
<p>On my way home I overtook a familiar, travel-stained
buggy that inspired me with a fresh disrespect
for my own abilities. Why had I not put my
question to our rural mail deliverer in the beginning?
Surely here was a man who knew everyone and
went everywhere!</p>
<p>The old white horse rolled placid eyes toward the
car that drew up beside it, then returned to cropping<span class='pagenum'><SPAN name="Page_123" id="Page_123"></SPAN></span>
the young grass by the roadside. The postman
looked up from the leather sack open before him,
and nodded to me.</p>
<p>"Morning, Mr. Locke," he greeted. "Now let
me get the right stuff into this here box, an' I'll sort
your family's right out for you. There's a sample
package of food sworn to make hens lay or kill 'em,
for Cliff Brown here, that's gone to the bottom of
the bag. I don't know but Cliff's poultry'd thank
me to leave it be! Up it's got to come, though!"</p>
<p>"Will it make them lay?" I asked, watching the
ruddy old face peering into the sack.</p>
<p>"I guess it might, if Cliff told 'em they'd have to
lay or eat it, judgin' from the smell that sample's put
in my bag."</p>
<p>"Not as sweet as this?" I suggested, and leaned
across to lay the pomander in his gnarled hand.</p>
<p>The familiar expression of acute, almost greedy
pleasure flowed into his face. His nostrils expanded
with eager intake of the perfume that seemed an
elixir of delight. He said nothing, absorbed
in sensation.</p>
<p>"Do you know of a lady who wears that scent?"<span class='pagenum'><SPAN name="Page_124" id="Page_124"></SPAN></span>
I asked. "A lady with bright fair hair, colored like
copper-bronze?"</p>
<p>"Not I!" he denied briefly.</p>
<p>"No one at all like that—with hair warmer in
shade than ordinary gold color, and a lot of it?"</p>
<p>"No. Not around here, nor anywhere I've been!
What do you call this perfumery, Mr. Locke?"</p>
<p>"I have no idea," I answered, sharply disappointed.
"No one knows except the young lady I
am trying to find. Are you sure you cannot help me
at all? There is no newcomer in the neighborhood,
no visitor at any house who might be the one I am
looking for?"</p>
<p>He shook his head, giving back the pomander
with marked reluctance.</p>
<p>"No one who might be able to tell more than
yourself?" I persisted.</p>
<p>A gleam of humor lit his eyes. He dropped a
cardboard cylinder into Mr. Clifford Brown's mailbox
and began to sort out my letters.</p>
<p>"Far as that goes, I guess Mis' Hill don't miss
much of what goes on around here. When she hears
a good bit of tattle, she has her husband hitch up, and
she goes drivin' all day. Ain't a house she knows<span class='pagenum'><SPAN name="Page_125" id="Page_125"></SPAN></span>
that don't get to hear the whole yarn! You know
Mis' Royal Hill? Mis' Vere gets butter and cheese
from her. Might ask her!"</p>
<p>I thanked him and drove on.</p>
<p>Mrs. Hill, garrulous wife of the farmer who
owned the place next to ours, was on her porch when
I came to a halt before the house. She granted me
more interest than the other natives upon whom I
had called that morning; inviting me into her parlor
to "set," when she had identified me. But she knew
nothing of the object of my quest.</p>
<p>"I guessed you must be the new owner up to the
Michell place," she observed, her beady, faded brown
eyes busy with my appearance, picking up details in
avid, darting little glances suggestive of a bird pecking
crumbs. "Cliff Brown said a lame feller had
bought it. I don't see as that little limp cripples you
much, the way you can rampus 'round in that fast
automobile of yours! Now, I'm perfectly sound, and
I wouldn't be paid to drive the thing. You'd ought
to get the other fellow to run it for you; the handsome
one. I guess you like to do it, though?
Writer, ain't you? Books or newspapers?"</p>
<p><span class='pagenum'><SPAN name="Page_126" id="Page_126"></SPAN></span>I rallied my scattered faculties to answer the
machine-gun attack.</p>
<p>"Music?" she echoed, her narrow, sun-dried
face wrinkling into new lines of inquisitiveness.
"They said you had a piano in your bedroom, but
I thought they were just foolin' me! Seems I never
heard of havin' a piano upstairs. Most folks like to
show 'em off in the parlor. Must be kind of funny,
takin' your company upstairs to play for 'em. But
then it's kind of a funny thing for a man to take to,
anyhow! I got a niece ten years old next August who
can play piano so good there don't seem anythin' left
to learn her, so——! But there ain't no use of you
drivin' 'round here lookin' for a fair-headed girl,
Mr. Locke. The Slav folk down in the shanties by
the post road are about the only light-complected ones
in this neighborhood. Somehow, we run mostly to
plain brown. Senator Allen has two girls, but
they're only home from a boardin' school for vacation.
How do you like your place?"</p>
<p>"Very much," I assured her. "Only, I do not
know a great deal about it, yet. Its history, I mean.
Are there any interesting stories about the house?
You know, we city people like a nice legend or ghost<span class='pagenum'><SPAN name="Page_127" id="Page_127"></SPAN></span>
story to tell our friends when they come to visit us."</p>
<p>She chuckled, swinging in her plush-covered
rocking-chair, arms folded on her meagre breast.</p>
<p>"Guess you'll have to make one up! I never
heard of none. The Michell family always owned
it—and they were so stiff respectable an' upright
everyone was scared of 'em! Most of the men were
clergymen in their time. The last, Reverend Cotton
Mather Michell, went abroad to foreign parts for
missionary work with the heathen, twenty-odd years
ago; an' died there. He never married, so the
family's run out. The Michells were awful hard on
women; called 'em vessels of wrath an' beguilers of
Adam. Preached it right out of the pulpit—so I
guess no girl in these parts could have been hired
to wed with him, if he'd wanted. His mother died
when he was born, so he'd had no softenin' influence.
After news came of his death, the house was shut up
'till you bought it. My, how you've changed it,
already! I'd admire to go through it."</p>
<p>When I had invited her to call on Phillida and
inspect our domicile, and paid due thanks for information
received, she followed me out to the car.</p>
<p>"All this land 'round here is old and full of<span class='pagenum'><SPAN name="Page_128" id="Page_128"></SPAN></span>
Indian relics," she remarked. "Over to the Sound
where the swamps used to be, there was lots of
fightin' with savages. An' they say a witch was
stoned to death where the Catholic convent stands
now, on the road up above your place. So I guess
you can figure out a story to tell your company,
if you like."</p>
<p>"A convent?" I repeated, my attention caught
by a new possibility. "Do they, perhaps, have visitors
there, ladies in retreat for a time, as convents
often do abroad?"</p>
<p>Mrs. Hill laughed, shaking her tightly-combed
head.</p>
<p>"No hope of your girl there," she chuckled.
"They're the strictest sisterhood in America, folks
say. Poor Clares, I think they're called. No one,
not even their relations, ever see their faces after
they join. They're not allowed to talk to each other,
even. Just stay in their cells, an' pray, even in the
middle of the night, an' shave their heads an' live on
a few vegetables an' dry bread."</p>
<p>I laughed with her. Certainly no convent would
harbor my lady of marvelous tresses and magical
perfume, of wild fancies and heretical theories. That<span class='pagenum'><SPAN name="Page_129" id="Page_129"></SPAN></span>
thought of mine was indeed far afield. But where,
then, was I next to seek?</p>
<p>I made a detour and used some strategy to gain
a view of the Senator's daughters. They proved to
be brunettes who wore their locks cropped after the
fashion of certain Greenwich villagers. My disappointment
was not great; my lady was not suggestive
of a boarding-school miss. But I had hoped to find
somewhere a trace of the copper-bronze head whose
royalty of hair I had shorn as the traitors shore
King Childeric's Gothic locks.</p>
<p>I drove home with a sense of blankness upon me.
Suppose she never came again? Suppose the episode
was ended? Not even freedom from the Thing
could compensate for the baffled adventure.</p>
<p>Think of the lame feller with an Adventure!</p>
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