<h2><SPAN name="link2HCH0014" id="link2HCH0014"></SPAN>CHAPTER XIV</h2>
<p>Fanny seemed nearer being right than Edmund had supposed. The business of
finding a play that would suit everybody proved to be no trifle; and the
carpenter had received his orders and taken his measurements, had suggested and
removed at least two sets of difficulties, and having made the necessity of an
enlargement of plan and expense fully evident, was already at work, while a
play was still to seek. Other preparations were also in hand. An enormous roll
of green baize had arrived from Northampton, and been cut out by Mrs. Norris
(with a saving by her good management of full three-quarters of a yard), and
was actually forming into a curtain by the housemaids, and still the play was
wanting; and as two or three days passed away in this manner, Edmund began
almost to hope that none might ever be found.</p>
<p>There were, in fact, so many things to be attended to, so many people to be
pleased, so many best characters required, and, above all, such a need that the
play should be at once both tragedy and comedy, that there did seem as little
chance of a decision as anything pursued by youth and zeal could hold out.</p>
<p>On the tragic side were the Miss Bertrams, Henry Crawford, and Mr. Yates; on
the comic, Tom Bertram, not <i>quite</i> alone, because it was evident that
Mary Crawford’s wishes, though politely kept back, inclined the same way:
but his determinateness and his power seemed to make allies unnecessary; and,
independent of this great irreconcilable difference, they wanted a piece
containing very few characters in the whole, but every character first-rate,
and three principal women. All the best plays were run over in vain. Neither
Hamlet, nor Macbeth, nor Othello, nor Douglas, nor The Gamester, presented
anything that could satisfy even the tragedians; and The Rivals, The School for
Scandal, Wheel of Fortune, Heir at Law, and a long et cetera, were successively
dismissed with yet warmer objections. No piece could be proposed that did not
supply somebody with a difficulty, and on one side or the other it was a
continual repetition of, “Oh no, <i>that</i> will never do! Let us have
no ranting tragedies. Too many characters. Not a tolerable woman’s part
in the play. Anything but <i>that</i>, my dear Tom. It would be impossible to
fill it up. One could not expect anybody to take such a part. Nothing but
buffoonery from beginning to end. <i>That</i> might do, perhaps, but for the
low parts. If I <i>must</i> give my opinion, I have always thought it the most
insipid play in the English language. <i>I</i> do not wish to make objections;
I shall be happy to be of any use, but I think we could not chuse worse.”</p>
<p>Fanny looked on and listened, not unamused to observe the selfishness which,
more or less disguised, seemed to govern them all, and wondering how it would
end. For her own gratification she could have wished that something might be
acted, for she had never seen even half a play, but everything of higher
consequence was against it.</p>
<p>“This will never do,” said Tom Bertram at last. “We are
wasting time most abominably. Something must be fixed on. No matter what, so
that something is chosen. We must not be so nice. A few characters too many
must not frighten us. We must <i>double</i> them. We must descend a little. If
a part is insignificant, the greater our credit in making anything of it. From
this moment I make no difficulties. I take any part you chuse to give me, so as
it be comic. Let it but be comic, I condition for nothing more.”</p>
<p>For about the fifth time he then proposed the Heir at Law, doubting only
whether to prefer Lord Duberley or Dr. Pangloss for himself; and very
earnestly, but very unsuccessfully, trying to persuade the others that there
were some fine tragic parts in the rest of the Dramatis Personæ.</p>
<p>The pause which followed this fruitless effort was ended by the same speaker,
who, taking up one of the many volumes of plays that lay on the table, and
turning it over, suddenly exclaimed—“Lovers’ Vows! And why
should not Lovers’ Vows do for <i>us</i> as well as for the Ravenshaws?
How came it never to be thought of before? It strikes me as if it would do
exactly. What say you all? Here are two capital tragic parts for Yates and
Crawford, and here is the rhyming Butler for me, if nobody else wants it; a
trifling part, but the sort of thing I should not dislike, and, as I said
before, I am determined to take anything and do my best. And as for the rest,
they may be filled up by anybody. It is only Count Cassel and Anhalt.”</p>
<p>The suggestion was generally welcome. Everybody was growing weary of
indecision, and the first idea with everybody was, that nothing had been
proposed before so likely to suit them all. Mr. Yates was particularly pleased:
he had been sighing and longing to do the Baron at Ecclesford, had grudged
every rant of Lord Ravenshaw’s, and been forced to re-rant it all in his
own room. The storm through Baron Wildenheim was the height of his theatrical
ambition; and with the advantage of knowing half the scenes by heart already,
he did now, with the greatest alacrity, offer his services for the part. To do
him justice, however, he did not resolve to appropriate it; for remembering
that there was some very good ranting-ground in Frederick, he professed an
equal willingness for that. Henry Crawford was ready to take either. Whichever
Mr. Yates did not chuse would perfectly satisfy him, and a short parley of
compliment ensued. Miss Bertram, feeling all the interest of an Agatha in the
question, took on her to decide it, by observing to Mr. Yates that this was a
point in which height and figure ought to be considered, and that <i>his</i>
being the tallest, seemed to fit him peculiarly for the Baron. She was
acknowledged to be quite right, and the two parts being accepted accordingly,
she was certain of the proper Frederick. Three of the characters were now cast,
besides Mr. Rushworth, who was always answered for by Maria as willing to do
anything; when Julia, meaning, like her sister, to be Agatha, began to be
scrupulous on Miss Crawford’s account.</p>
<p>“This is not behaving well by the absent,” said she. “Here
are not women enough. Amelia and Agatha may do for Maria and me, but here is
nothing for your sister, Mr. Crawford.”</p>
<p>Mr. Crawford desired <i>that</i> might not be thought of: he was very sure his
sister had no wish of acting but as she might be useful, and that she would not
allow herself to be considered in the present case. But this was immediately
opposed by Tom Bertram, who asserted the part of Amelia to be in every respect
the property of Miss Crawford, if she would accept it. “It falls as
naturally, as necessarily to her,” said he, “as Agatha does to one
or other of my sisters. It can be no sacrifice on their side, for it is highly
comic.”</p>
<p>A short silence followed. Each sister looked anxious; for each felt the best
claim to Agatha, and was hoping to have it pressed on her by the rest. Henry
Crawford, who meanwhile had taken up the play, and with seeming carelessness
was turning over the first act, soon settled the business.</p>
<p>“I must entreat Miss <i>Julia</i> Bertram,” said he, “not to
engage in the part of Agatha, or it will be the ruin of all my solemnity. You
must not, indeed you must not” (turning to her). “I could not stand
your countenance dressed up in woe and paleness. The many laughs we have had
together would infallibly come across me, and Frederick and his knapsack would
be obliged to run away.”</p>
<p>Pleasantly, courteously, it was spoken; but the manner was lost in the matter
to Julia’s feelings. She saw a glance at Maria which confirmed the injury
to herself: it was a scheme, a trick; she was slighted, Maria was preferred;
the smile of triumph which Maria was trying to suppress shewed how well it was
understood; and before Julia could command herself enough to speak, her brother
gave his weight against her too, by saying, “Oh yes! Maria must be
Agatha. Maria will be the best Agatha. Though Julia fancies she prefers
tragedy, I would not trust her in it. There is nothing of tragedy about her.
She has not the look of it. Her features are not tragic features, and she walks
too quick, and speaks too quick, and would not keep her countenance. She had
better do the old countrywoman: the Cottager’s wife; you had, indeed,
Julia. Cottager’s wife is a very pretty part, I assure you. The old lady
relieves the high-flown benevolence of her husband with a good deal of spirit.
You shall be Cottager’s wife.”</p>
<p>“Cottager’s wife!” cried Mr. Yates. “What are you
talking of? The most trivial, paltry, insignificant part; the merest
commonplace; not a tolerable speech in the whole. Your sister do that! It is an
insult to propose it. At Ecclesford the governess was to have done it. We all
agreed that it could not be offered to anybody else. A little more justice, Mr.
Manager, if you please. You do not deserve the office, if you cannot appreciate
the talents of your company a little better.”</p>
<p>“Why, as to <i>that</i>, my good friend, till I and my company have
really acted there must be some guesswork; but I mean no disparagement to
Julia. We cannot have two Agathas, and we must have one Cottager’s wife;
and I am sure I set her the example of moderation myself in being satisfied
with the old Butler. If the part is trifling she will have more credit in
making something of it; and if she is so desperately bent against everything
humorous, let her take Cottager’s speeches instead of Cottager’s
wife’s, and so change the parts all through; <i>he</i> is solemn and
pathetic enough, I am sure. It could make no difference in the play, and as for
Cottager himself, when he has got his wife’s speeches, <i>I</i> would
undertake him with all my heart.”</p>
<p>“With all your partiality for Cottager’s wife,” said Henry
Crawford, “it will be impossible to make anything of it fit for your
sister, and we must not suffer her good-nature to be imposed on. We must not
<i>allow</i> her to accept the part. She must not be left to her own
complaisance. Her talents will be wanted in Amelia. Amelia is a character more
difficult to be well represented than even Agatha. I consider Amelia is the
most difficult character in the whole piece. It requires great powers, great
nicety, to give her playfulness and simplicity without extravagance. I have
seen good actresses fail in the part. Simplicity, indeed, is beyond the reach
of almost every actress by profession. It requires a delicacy of feeling which
they have not. It requires a gentlewoman—a Julia Bertram. You <i>will</i>
undertake it, I hope?” turning to her with a look of anxious entreaty,
which softened her a little; but while she hesitated what to say, her brother
again interposed with Miss Crawford’s better claim.</p>
<p>“No, no, Julia must not be Amelia. It is not at all the part for her. She
would not like it. She would not do well. She is too tall and robust. Amelia
should be a small, light, girlish, skipping figure. It is fit for Miss
Crawford, and Miss Crawford only. She looks the part, and I am persuaded will
do it admirably.”</p>
<p>Without attending to this, Henry Crawford continued his supplication.
“You must oblige us,” said he, “indeed you must. When you
have studied the character, I am sure you will feel it suit you. Tragedy may be
your choice, but it will certainly appear that comedy chuses <i>you</i>. You
will be to visit me in prison with a basket of provisions; you will not refuse
to visit me in prison? I think I see you coming in with your basket.”</p>
<p>The influence of his voice was felt. Julia wavered; but was he only trying to
soothe and pacify her, and make her overlook the previous affront? She
distrusted him. The slight had been most determined. He was, perhaps, but at
treacherous play with her. She looked suspiciously at her sister; Maria’s
countenance was to decide it: if she were vexed and alarmed—but Maria
looked all serenity and satisfaction, and Julia well knew that on this ground
Maria could not be happy but at her expense. With hasty indignation, therefore,
and a tremulous voice, she said to him, “You do not seem afraid of not
keeping your countenance when I come in with a basket of
provisions—though one might have supposed—but it is only as Agatha
that I was to be so overpowering!” She stopped—Henry Crawford
looked rather foolish, and as if he did not know what to say. Tom Bertram began
again—</p>
<p>“Miss Crawford must be Amelia. She will be an excellent Amelia.”</p>
<p>“Do not be afraid of <i>my</i> wanting the character,” cried Julia,
with angry quickness: “I am <i>not</i> to be Agatha, and I am sure I will
do nothing else; and as to Amelia, it is of all parts in the world the most
disgusting to me. I quite detest her. An odious, little, pert, unnatural,
impudent girl. I have always protested against comedy, and this is comedy in
its worst form.” And so saying, she walked hastily out of the room,
leaving awkward feelings to more than one, but exciting small compassion in any
except Fanny, who had been a quiet auditor of the whole, and who could not
think of her as under the agitations of <i>jealousy</i> without great pity.</p>
<p>A short silence succeeded her leaving them; but her brother soon returned to
business and Lovers’ Vows, and was eagerly looking over the play, with
Mr. Yates’s help, to ascertain what scenery would be
necessary—while Maria and Henry Crawford conversed together in an
under-voice, and the declaration with which she began of, “I am sure I
would give up the part to Julia most willingly, but that though I shall
probably do it very ill, I feel persuaded <i>she</i> would do it worse,”
was doubtless receiving all the compliments it called for.</p>
<p>When this had lasted some time, the division of the party was completed by Tom
Bertram and Mr. Yates walking off together to consult farther in the room now
beginning to be called <i>the</i> <i>Theatre</i>, and Miss Bertram’s
resolving to go down to the Parsonage herself with the offer of Amelia to Miss
Crawford; and Fanny remained alone.</p>
<p>The first use she made of her solitude was to take up the volume which had been
left on the table, and begin to acquaint herself with the play of which she had
heard so much. Her curiosity was all awake, and she ran through it with an
eagerness which was suspended only by intervals of astonishment, that it could
be chosen in the present instance, that it could be proposed and accepted in a
private theatre! Agatha and Amelia appeared to her in their different ways so
totally improper for home representation—the situation of one, and the
language of the other, so unfit to be expressed by any woman of modesty, that
she could hardly suppose her cousins could be aware of what they were engaging
in; and longed to have them roused as soon as possible by the remonstrance
which Edmund would certainly make.</p>
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