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<h1>WHAT DRESS MAKES OF US</h1>
<h4>By</h4>
<h2>DOROTHY QUIGLEY</h2>
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<h4>Illustrations by</h4>
<h3>ANNIE BLAKESLEE</h3>
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<h3>1897</h3>
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<div style="blockquote">I am indebted to the editors of the New
York <i>Sun</i> and New York <i>Journal</i> for kindly allowing me
to include in this book articles which I contributed to their
respective papers.</div>
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<h2>PREFACE.</h2>
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<p>Did you ever observe, dear comrade, what an element of
caricature lurks in clothes? A short, round coat on a stout man
seems to exaggerate his proportions to such a ridiculous degree
that the profile of his manly form suggests "the robust bulge of an
old jug."</p>
<p>A bonnet decorated with loops of ribbon and sprays of grass, or
flowers that fall aslant, may give a laughably tipsy air to the
long face of a saintly matron of pious and conservative habits.</p>
<p>A peaked hat and tight-fitting, long-skirted coat may so magnify
the meagre physical endowments of a tall, slender girl that she
attains the lank and longish look of a bottle of hock.</p>
<p>Oh! the mocking diablery in strings, wisps of untidy hair, queer
trimmings, and limp hats. Alas! that they should have such impish
power to detract from the dignity of woman and render man
absurd.</p>
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<p>Because of his comical attire, an eminent Oxford divine, whose
life and works commanded reverence, was once mistaken for an
ancient New England spinster in emancipated garments. His smoothly
shaven face, framed in crinkly, gray locks, was surmounted by a
soft, little, round hat, from the up-turned brim of which dangled a
broken string. His long frock-coat reached to just above his
loosely fitting gaiters.</p>
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<p>The fluttering string, whose only reason for being at all was to
keep the queer head-gear from sailing away on the wind, gave a
touch of the ludicrous to the boyish hat which, in its turn, lent
more drollery than dignity to the sanctified face of the old
theologian. Who has not seen just such, or a similar sight, and
laughed? Who has not, with the generosity common to us all,
concluded these were the mistakes and self-delusions of neighbors,
relatives, and friends, in which we had no share?</p>
<p>I understand how it is with you. I am one of you. Before I
studied our common errors I smiled at my neighbor's lack of taste,
reconstructed my friends, and cast contemptuous criticism upon my
enemies. One day I took a look at myself, and realized that "I,
too, am laughable on unsuspected occasions."</p>
<p>The humbling knowledge of seeing myself objectively, gave me
courage to speak to the heart of you certain home truths which
concern us all, in homely language which we can all understand.</p>
<p>That you may discern the comicality and waggery in ill-chosen
clothes, I have endeavored to hint to you in these talks some of
the ways gew-gaws and garments make game of us.</p>
<p>May you discover that your dress is not making you a laughable
object; but if, by any chance, you should note that your clothes
are caricaturing you, take heart. Enjoy the joke with the mirth
that heals and heartens, and speedily correct your mistakes.</p>
<p>The lines of your form, the modelling of your face, are they not
worthy of your discerning thought? Truly! Whatever detracts from
them detracts from sculpture, painting, and poetry, and the world
is the loser.</p>
<p>A word to the thinking is sufficient.</p>
<p>D.Q.</p>
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<h2>CONTENTS.</h2>
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<p>PREFACE</p>
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<p>CHAPTER I.</p>
<p><SPAN href="#chap1">HOW WOMEN OF CERTAIN TYPES SHOULD DRESS THEIR
HAIR</SPAN></p>
<span style="layout-flow: horizontal; margin-left: 1em;">Style for
Wedge-Shaped Faces</span><br/>
<span style="layout-flow: horizontal; margin-left: 1em;">Style for
Heavy Jaws</span><br/>
<span style="layout-flow: horizontal; margin-left: 1em;">Style for
Eyes Set Too High</span><br/>
<span style="layout-flow: horizontal; margin-left: 1em;">Style for
Eyes Set Too Low</span><br/>
<span style="layout-flow: horizontal; margin-left: 1em;">Style for
Long Faces with Long Noses</span><br/>
<span style="layout-flow: horizontal; margin-left: 1em;">For Faces
with Protruding Noses</span><br/>
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<p>CHAPTER II.</p>
<p><SPAN href="#chap2">HINTS FOR THE SELECTION OF BECOMING AND
APPROPRIATE STYLES IN HEAD-GEAR</SPAN></p>
<span style="layout-flow: horizontal; margin-left: 1em;">The Magic
of the Bonnet</span><br/>
<span style="layout-flow: horizontal; margin-left: 1em;">Style for
Women with Broad Face and Heavy Chin</span><br/>
<span style="layout-flow: horizontal; margin-left: 1em;">Style for
Women with Tapering Chin</span><br/>
<span style="layout-flow: horizontal; margin-left: 1em;">Hat for
the Chubby Woman</span><br/>
<span style="layout-flow: horizontal; margin-left: 1em;">For Women
Who Have Sharp and Prominent Profiles</span><br/>
<span style="layout-flow: horizontal; margin-left: 1em;">For the
Woman with an Angular Face</span><br/>
<span style="layout-flow: horizontal; margin-left: 1em;">Women Who
should Not Wear Horns</span><br/>
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<p>CHAPTER III.</p>
<p><SPAN href="#chap3">LINES THAT SHOULD BE RECOGNIZED AND CONSIDERED
IN MAKING COSTUMES</SPAN></p>
<span style="layout-flow: horizontal; margin-left: 1em;">Style for
Tall Slender Women</span><br/>
<span style="layout-flow: horizontal; margin-left: 1em;">The Coat
the Short Stout Women should Wear</span><br/>
<span style="layout-flow: horizontal; margin-left: 1em;">The Cloak
or Cape for a Tall Women</span><br/>
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<p>CHAPTER IV.</p>
<p><SPAN href="#chap4">HOW PLUMP AND THIN BACKS SHOULD BE
CLOTHED</SPAN></p>
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<p>CHAPTER V.</p>
<p><SPAN href="#chap5">CORSAGES APPROPRIATE FOR WOMEN WITH
UNBEAUTIFULLY MODELLED THROATS AND SHOULDERS</SPAN></p>
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<p>CHAPTER VI.</p>
<p><SPAN href="#chap6">HINTS ON DRESS FOR ELDERLY WOMEN</SPAN></p>
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<p>CHAPTER VII.</p>
<p><SPAN href="#chap7">HOW MEN CARICATURE THEMSELVES WITH THEIR
CLOTHES</SPAN></p>
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<h2>WHAT DRESS MAKES OF US.</h2>
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