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<p><small><i>Arrival at Bluff, N. Z.—Where the Rabbit Plague Began—The
Natural Enemy of the Rabbit—Dunedin—A Lovely Town—Visit
to Dr. Hockin—His Museum—A Liquified Caterpillar—The
Unperfected Tape Worm—The Public Museum and Picture Gallery<br/>
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<p><i>Nature makes the locust with an appetite for crops; man would have made
him with an appetite for sand.</i></p>
<p>—Pudd'nhead Wilson's New Calendar.</p>
<p>We spent part of an afternoon and a night at sea, and reached Bluff, in
New Zealand, early in the morning. Bluff is at the bottom of the middle
island, and is away down south, nearly forty-seven degrees below the
equator. It lies as far south of the line as Quebec lies north of it, and
the climates of the two should be alike; but for some reason or other it
has not been so arranged. Quebec is hot in the summer and cold in the
winter, but Bluff's climate is less intense; the cold weather is not very
cold, the hot weather is not very hot; and the difference between the
hottest month and the coldest is but 17 degrees Fahrenheit.</p>
<p>In New Zealand the rabbit plague began at Bluff. The man who introduced
the rabbit there was banqueted and lauded; but they would hang him, now,
if they could get him. In England the natural enemy of the rabbit is
detested and persecuted; in the Bluff region the natural enemy of the
rabbit is honored, and his person is sacred. The rabbit's natural enemy in
England is the poacher, in Bluff its natural enemy is the stoat, the
weasel, the ferret, the cat, and the mongoose. In England any person below
the Heir who is caught with a rabbit in his possession must satisfactorily
explain how it got there, or he will suffer fine and imprisonment,
together with extinction of his peerage; in Bluff, the cat found with a
rabbit in its possession does not have to explain—everybody looks
the other way; the person caught noticing would suffer fine and
imprisonment, with extinction of peerage. This is a sure way to undermine
the moral fabric of a cat. Thirty years from now there will not be a moral
cat in New Zealand. Some think there is none there now. In England the
poacher is watched, tracked, hunted—he dare not show his face; in
Bluff the cat, the weasel, the stoat, and the mongoose go up and down,
whither they will, unmolested. By a law of the legislature, posted where
all may read, it is decreed that any person found in possession of one of
these creatures (dead) must satisfactorily explain the circumstances or
pay a fine of not less than L5, nor more than L20. The revenue from this
source is not large. Persons who want to pay a hundred dollars for a dead
cat are getting rarer and rarer every day. This is bad, for the revenue
was to go to the endowment of a University. All governments are more or
less short-sighted: in England they fine the poacher, whereas he ought to
be banished to New Zealand. New Zealand would pay his way, and give him
wages.</p>
<p>It was from Bluff that we ought to have cut across to the west coast and
visited the New Zealand Switzerland, a land of superb scenery, made up of
snowy grandeurs, and mighty glaciers, and beautiful lakes; and over there,
also, are the wonderful rivals of the Norwegian and Alaskan fiords; and
for neighbor, a waterfall of 1,900 feet; but we were obliged to postpone
the trip to some later and indefinite time.<br/> <br/> <br/> <br/></p>
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<p>November 6. A lovely summer morning; brilliant blue sky. A few miles out
from Invercargill, passed through vast level green expanses snowed over
with sheep. Fine to see. The green, deep and very vivid sometimes; at
other times less so, but delicate and lovely. A passenger reminds me that
I am in "the England of the Far South."</p>
<p>Dunedin, same date. The town justifies Michael Davitt's praises. The
people are Scotch. They stopped here on their way from home to heaven—thinking
they had arrived. The population is stated at 40,000, by Malcolm Ross,
journalist; stated by an M. P. at 60,000. A journalist cannot lie.</p>
<p>To the residence of Dr. Hockin. He has a fine collection of books relating
to New Zealand; and his house is a museum of Maori art and antiquities. He
has pictures and prints in color of many native chiefs of the past—some
of them of note in history. There is nothing of the savage in the faces;
nothing could be finer than these men's features, nothing more
intellectual than these faces, nothing more masculine, nothing nobler than
their aspect. The aboriginals of Australia and Tasmania looked the savage,
but these chiefs looked like Roman patricians. The tattooing in these
portraits ought to suggest the savage, of course, but it does not. The
designs are so flowing and graceful and beautiful that they are a most
satisfactory decoration. It takes but fifteen minutes to get reconciled to
the tattooing, and but fifteen more to perceive that it is just the thing.
After that, the undecorated European face is unpleasant and ignoble.<br/>
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<p>Dr. Hockiun gave us a ghastly curiosity—a lignified caterpillar with
a plant growing out of the back of its neck—a plant with a slender
stem 4 inches high. It happened not by accident, but by design—Nature's
design. This caterpillar was in the act of loyally carrying out a law
inflicted upon him by Nature—a law purposely inflicted upon him to
get him into trouble—a law which was a trap; in pursuance of this
law he made the proper preparations for turning himself into a night-moth;
that is to say, he dug a little trench, a little grave, and then stretched
himself out in it on his stomach and partially buried himself—then
Nature was ready for him. She blew the spores of a peculiar fungus through
the air with a purpose. Some of them fell into a crease in the back of the
caterpillar's neck, and began to sprout and grow—for there was soil
there—he had not washed his neck. The roots forced themselves down
into the worm's person, and rearward along through its body, sucking up
the creature's juices for sap; the worm slowly died, and turned to wood.
And here he was now, a wooden caterpillar, with every detail of his former
physique delicately and exactly preserved and perpetuated, and with that
stem standing up out of him for his monument—monument commemorative
of his own loyalty and of Nature's unfair return for it.</p>
<p>Nature is always acting like that. Mrs. X. said (of course) that the
caterpillar was not conscious and didn't suffer. She should have known
better. No caterpillar can deceive Nature. If this one couldn't suffer,
Nature would have known it and would have hunted up another caterpillar.
Not that she would have let this one go, merely because it was defective.
No. She would have waited and let him turn into a night-moth; and then
fried him in the candle.</p>
<p>Nature cakes a fish's eyes over with parasites, so that it shan't be able
to avoid its enemies or find its food. She sends parasites into a
star-fish's system, which clog up its prongs and swell them and make them
so uncomfortable that the poor creature delivers itself from the prong to
ease its misery; and presently it has to part with another prong for the
sake of comfort, and finally with a third. If it re-grows the prongs, the
parasite returns and the same thing is repeated. And finally, when the
ability to reproduce prongs is lost through age, that poor old star-fish
can't get around any more, and so it dies of starvation.</p>
<p>In Australia is prevalent a horrible disease due to an "unperfected
tapeworm." Unperfected—that is what they call it, I do not know why,
for it transacts business just as well as if it were finished and frescoed
and gilded, and all that.</p>
<p>November 9. To the museum and public picture gallery with the president of
the Society of Artists. Some fine pictures there, lent by the S. of A.
several of them they bought, the others came to them by gift. Next, to the
gallery of the S. of A.—annual exhibition—just opened. Fine.
Think of a town like this having two such collections as this, and a
Society of Artists. It is so all over Australasia. If it were a monarchy
one might understand it. I mean an absolute monarchy, where it isn't
necessary to vote money, but take it. Then art flourishes. But these
colonies are republics—republics with a wide suffrage; voters of
both sexes, this one of New Zealand. In republics, neither the government
nor the rich private citizen is much given to propagating art. All over
Australasia pictures by famous European artists are bought for the public
galleries by the State and by societies of citizens. Living citizens—not
dead ones. They rob themselves to give, not their heirs. This S. of A.
here owns its building built it by subscription.<br/> <br/> <br/> <br/></p>
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