<h2> <SPAN name="ch41" id="ch41"></SPAN><br/> <br/> CHAPTER XLI. </h2>
<p><small><i>A Jain Temple—Mr. Roychand's Bungalow—A Decorated Six-Gun
Prince—Human Fireworks—European Dress, Past and Present—Complexions—Advantages
with the Zulu—Festivities at the Bungalow—Nautch Dancers—Entrance
of the Prince—Address to the Prince<br/> <br/> <br/></i></small></p>
<p><i>There is an old-time toast which is golden for its beauty. "When you
ascend the hill of prosperity may you not meet a friend."</i></p>
<p>—Pudd'nhead Wilson's New Calendar.</p>
<p>The next picture that drifts across the field of my memory is one which is
connected with religious things. We were taken by friends to see a Jain
temple. It was small, and had many flags or streamers flying from poles
standing above its roof; and its little battlements supported a great many
small idols or images. Upstairs, inside, a solitary Jain was praying or
reciting aloud in the middle of the room. Our presence did not interrupt
him, nor even incommode him or modify his fervor. Ten or twelve feet in
front of him was the idol, a small figure in a sitting posture. It had the
pinkish look of a wax doll, but lacked the doll's roundness of limb and
approximation to correctness of form and justness of proportion. Mr.
Gandhi explained every thing to us. He was delegate to the Chicago Fair
Congress of Religions. It was lucidly done, in masterly English, but in
time it faded from me, and now I have nothing left of that episode but an
impression: a dim idea of a religious belief clothed in subtle
intellectual forms, lofty and clean, barren of fleshly grossnesses; and
with this another dim impression which connects that intellectual system
somehow with that crude image, that inadequate idol—how, I do not
know. Properly they do not seem to belong together. Apparently the idol
symbolized a person who had become a saint or a god through accessions of
steadily augmenting holiness acquired through a series of reincarnations
and promotions extending over many ages; and was now at last a saint and
qualified to vicariously receive worship and transmit it to heaven's
chancellery. Was that it?</p>
<p>And thence we went to Mr. Premchand Roychand's bungalow, in Lovelane,
Byculla, where an Indian prince was to receive a deputation of the Jain
community who desired to congratulate him upon a high honor lately
conferred upon him by his sovereign, Victoria, Empress of India. She had
made him a knight of the order of the Star of India. It would seem that
even the grandest Indian prince is glad to add the modest title "Sir" to
his ancient native grandeurs, and is willing to do valuable service to win
it. He will remit taxes liberally, and will spend money freely upon the
betterment of the condition of his subjects, if there is a knighthood to
be gotten by it. And he will also do good work and a deal of it to get a
gun added to the salute allowed him by the British Government. Every year
the Empress distributes knighthoods and adds guns for public services done
by native princes. The salute of a small prince is three or four guns;
princes of greater consequence have salutes that run higher and higher,
gun by gun,—oh, clear away up to eleven; possibly more, but I did
not hear of any above eleven-gun princes. I was told that when a four-gun
prince gets a gun added, he is pretty troublesome for a while, till the
novelty wears off, for he likes the music, and keeps hunting up pretexts
to get himself saluted. It may be that supremely grand folk, like the
Nyzam of Hyderabad and the Gaikwar of Baroda, have more than eleven guns,
but I don't know.</p>
<p>When we arrived at the bungalow, the large hall on the ground floor was
already about full, and carriages were still flowing into the grounds. The
company present made a fine show, an exhibition of human fireworks, so to
speak, in the matters of costume and comminglings of brilliant color. The
variety of form noticeable in the display of turbans was remarkable. We
were told that the explanation of this was, that this Jain delegation was
drawn from many parts of India, and that each man wore the turban that was
in vogue in his own region. This diversity of turbans made a beautiful
effect.</p>
<p>I could have wished to start a rival exhibition there, of Christian hats
and clothes. I would have cleared one side of the room of its Indian
splendors and repacked the space with Christians drawn from America,
England, and the Colonies, dressed in the hats and habits of now, and of
twenty and forty and fifty years ago. It would have been a hideous
exhibition, a thoroughly devilish spectacle. Then there would have been
the added disadvantage of the white complexion. It is not an unbearably
unpleasant complexion when it keeps to itself, but when it comes into
competition with masses of brown and black the fact is betrayed that it is
endurable only because we are used to it. Nearly all black and brown skins
are beautiful, but a beautiful white skin is rare. How rare, one may learn
by walking down a street in Paris, New York, or London on a week-day—particularly
an unfashionable street—and keeping count of the satisfactory
complexions encountered in the course of a mile. Where dark complexions
are massed, they make the whites look bleached-out, unwholesome, and
sometimes frankly ghastly. I could notice this as a boy, down South in the
slavery days before the war. The splendid black satin skin of the South
African Zulus of Durban seemed to me to come very close to perfection. I
can see those Zulus yet—'ricksha athletes waiting in front of the
hotel for custom; handsome and intensely black creatures, moderately
clothed in loose summer stuffs whose snowy whiteness made the black all
the blacker by contrast. Keeping that group in my mind, I can compare
those complexions with the white ones which are streaming past this London
window now:<br/> <br/> <br/> <br/></p>
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<blockquote>
<p>A lady. Complexion, new parchment. Another lady. Complexion, old
parchment.</p>
<p>Another. Pink and white, very fine.</p>
<p>Man. Grayish skin, with purple areas.</p>
<p>Man. Unwholesome fish-belly skin.</p>
<p>Girl. Sallow face, sprinkled with freckles.</p>
<p>Old woman. Face whitey-gray.</p>
<p>Young butcher. Face a general red flush.</p>
<p>Jaundiced man—mustard yellow.</p>
<p>Elderly lady. Colorless skin, with two conspicuous moles.</p>
<p>Elderly man—a drinker. Boiled-cauliflower nose in a flabby face
veined with purple crinklings.</p>
<p>Healthy young gentleman. Fine fresh complexion.</p>
<p>Sick young man. His face a ghastly white.</p>
</blockquote>
<p>No end of people whose skins are dull and characterless modifications of
the tint which we miscall white. Some of these faces are pimply; some
exhibit other signs of diseased blood; some show scars of a tint out of a
harmony with the surrounding shades of color. The white man's complexion
makes no concealments. It can't. It seemed to have been designed as a
catch-all for everything that can damage it. Ladies have to paint it, and
powder it, and cosmetic it, and diet it with arsenic, and enamel it, and
be always enticing it, and persuading it, and pestering it, and fussing at
it, to make it beautiful; and they do not succeed. But these efforts show
what they think of the natural complexion, as distributed. As distributed
it needs these helps. The complexion which they try to counterfeit is one
which nature restricts to the few—to the very few. To ninety-nine
persons she gives a bad complexion, to the hundredth a good one. The
hundredth can keep it—how long? Ten years, perhaps.</p>
<p>The advantage is with the Zulu, I think. He starts with a beautiful
complexion, and it will last him through. And as for the Indian brown—firm,
smooth, blemishless, pleasant and restful to the eye, afraid of no color,
harmonizing with all colors and adding a grace to them all—I think
there is no sort of chance for the average white complexion against that
rich and perfect tint.</p>
<p>To return to the bungalow. The most gorgeous costumes present were worn by
some children. They seemed to blaze, so bright were the colors, and so
brilliant the jewels strewing over the rich materials. These children were
professional nautch-dancers, and looked like girls, but they were boys.
They got up by ones and twos and fours, and danced and sang to an
accompaniment of weird music. Their posturings and gesturings were
elaborate and graceful, but their voices were stringently raspy and
unpleasant, and there was a good deal of monotony about the tune.</p>
<p>By and by there was a burst of shouts and cheers outside and the prince
with his train entered in fine dramatic style. He was a stately man, he
was ideally costumed, and fairly festooned with ropes of gems; some of the
ropes were of pearls, some were of uncut great emeralds—emeralds
renowned in Bombay for their quality and value. Their size was marvelous,
and enticing to the eye, those rocks. A boy—a princeling—was
with the prince, and he also was a radiant exhibition.</p>
<p>The ceremonies were not tedious. The prince strode to his throne with the
port and majesty—and the sternness—of a Julius Caesar coming
to receive and receipt for a back-country kingdom and have it over and get
out, and no fooling. There was a throne for the young prince, too, and the
two sat there, side by side, with their officers grouped at either hand
and most accurately and creditably reproducing the pictures which one sees
in the books—pictures which people in the prince's line of business
have been furnishing ever since Solomon received the Queen of Sheba and
showed her his things. The chief of the Jain delegation read his paper of
congratulations, then pushed it into a beautifully engraved silver
cylinder, which was delivered with ceremony into the prince's hands and at
once delivered by him without ceremony into the hands of an officer. I
will copy the address here. It is interesting, as showing what an Indian
prince's subject may have opportunity to thank him for in these days of
modern English rule, as contrasted with what his ancestor would have given
them opportunity to thank him for a century and a half ago—the days
of freedom unhampered by English interference. A century and a half ago an
address of thanks could have been put into small space. It would have
thanked the prince—</p>
<blockquote>
<p>1. For not slaughtering too many of his people upon mere caprice;</p>
<p>2. For not stripping them bare by sudden and arbitrary tax levies, and
bringing famine upon them;</p>
<p>3. For not upon empty pretext destroying the rich and seizing their
property;</p>
<p>4. For not killing, blinding, imprisoning, or banishing the relatives of
the royal house to protect the throne from possible plots;</p>
<p>5. For not betraying the subject secretly, for a bribe, into the hands
of bands of professional Thugs, to be murdered and robbed in the
prince's back lot.</p>
</blockquote>
<p>Those were rather common princely industries in the old times, but they
and some others of a harsh sort ceased long ago under English rule. Better
industries have taken their place, as this Address from the Jain community
will show:</p>
<blockquote>
<p>"Your Highness,—We the undersigned members of the Jain community
of Bombay have the pleasure to approach your Highness with the
expression of our heartfelt congratulations on the recent conference on
your Highness of the Knighthood of the Most Exalted Order of the Star of
India. Ten years ago we had the pleasure and privilege of welcoming your
Highness to this city under circumstances which have made a memorable
epoch in the history of your State, for had it not been for a generous
and reasonable spirit that your Highness displayed in the negotiations
between the Palitana Durbar and the Jain community, the conciliatory
spirit that animated our people could not have borne fruit. That was the
first step in your Highness's administration, and it fitly elicited the
praise of the Jain community, and of the Bombay Government. A decade of
your Highness's administration, combined with the abilities, training,
and acquirements that your Highness brought to bear upon it, has justly
earned for your Highness the unique and honourable distinction—the
Knighthood of the Most Exalted Order of the Star of India, which we
understand your Highness is the first to enjoy among Chiefs of your
Highness's rank and standing. And we assure your Highness that for this
mark of honour that has been conferred on you by Her Most Gracious
Majesty, the Queen-Empress, we feel no less proud than your Highness.
Establishment of commercial factories, schools, hospitals, etc., by your
Highness in your State has marked your Highness's career during these
ten years, and we trust that your Highness will be spared to rule over
your people with wisdom and foresight, and foster the many reforms that
your Highness has been pleased to introduce in your State. We again
offer your Highness our warmest felicitations for the honour that has
been conferred on you. We beg to remain your Highness's obedient
servants."</p>
</blockquote>
<p>Factories, schools, hospitals, reforms. The prince propagates that kind of
things in the modern times, and gets knighthood and guns for it.</p>
<p>After the address the prince responded with snap and brevity; spoke a
moment with half a dozen guests in English, and with an official or two in
a native tongue; then the garlands were distributed as usual, and the
function ended.<br/> <br/> <br/> <br/></p>
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