<h2> <SPAN name="ch51" id="ch51"></SPAN><br/> <br/> CHAPTER LI. </h2>
<p><small><i>Benares a Religious Temple—A Guide for Pilgrims to Save Time in
Securing Salvation<br/> <br/> <br/></i></small></p>
<p><i>Let me make the superstitions of a nation and I care not who makes its
laws or its songs either.</i></p>
<p>—Pudd'nhead Wilson's New Calendar.</p>
<p>Yes, the city of Benares is in effect just a big church, a religious hive,
whose every cell is a temple, a shrine or a mosque, and whose every
conceivable earthly and heavenly good is procurable under one roof, so to
speak—a sort of Army and Navy Stores, theologically stocked.</p>
<p>I will make out a little itinerary for the pilgrim; then you will see how
handy the system is, how convenient, how comprehensive. If you go to
Benares with a serious desire to spiritually benefit yourself, you will
find it valuable. I got some of the facts from conversations with the Rev.
Mr. Parker and the others from his Guide to Benares; they are therefore
trustworthy.</p>
<p>1. Purification. At sunrise you must go down to the Ganges and bathe,
pray, and drink some of the water. This is for your general purification.</p>
<p>2. Protection against Hunger. Next, you must fortify yourself against the
sorrowful earthly ill just named. This you will do by worshiping for a
moment in the Cow Temple. By the door of it you will find an image of
Ganesh, son of Shiva; it has the head of an elephant on a human body; its
face and hands are of silver. You will worship it a little, and pass on,
into a covered veranda, where you will find devotees reciting from the
sacred books, with the help of instructors. In this place are groups of
rude and dismal idols. You may contribute something for their support;
then pass into the temple, a grim and stenchy place, for it is populous
with sacred cows and with beggars. You will give something to the beggars,
and "reverently kiss the tails" of such cows as pass along, for these cows
are peculiarly holy, and this act of worship will secure you from hunger
for the day.<br/> <br/> <br/> <br/></p>
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<p>3. "The Poor Man's Friend." You will next worship this god. He is at the
bottom of a stone cistern in the temple of Dalbhyeswar, under the shade of
a noble peepul tree on the bluff overlooking the Ganges, so you must go
back to the river. The Poor Man's Friend is the god of material prosperity
in general, and the god of the rain in particular. You will secure
material prosperity, or both, by worshiping him. He is Shiva, under a new
alias, and he abides in the bottom of that cistern, in the form of a stone
lingam. You pour Ganges water over him, and in return for this homage you
get the promised benefits. If there is any delay about the rain, you must
pour water in until the cistern is full; the rain will then be sure to
come.</p>
<p>4. Fever. At the Kedar Ghat you will find a long flight of stone steps
leading down to the river. Half way down is a tank filled with sewage.
Drink as much of it as you want. It is for fever.</p>
<p>5. Smallpox. Go straight from there to the central Ghat. At its upstream
end you will find a small whitewashed building, which is a temple sacred
to Sitala, goddess of smallpox. Her under-study is there—a rude
human figure behind a brass screen. You will worship this for reasons to
be furnished presently.<br/> <br/> <br/> <br/></p>
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<p>6. The Well of Fate. For certain reasons you will next go and do homage at
this well. You will find it in the Dandpan Temple, in the city. The
sunlight falls into it from a square hole in the masonry above. You will
approach it with awe, for your life is now at stake. You will bend over
and look. If the fates are propitious, you will see your face pictured in
the water far down in the well. If matters have been otherwise ordered, a
sudden cloud will mask the sun and you will see nothing. This means that
you have not six months to live. If you are already at the point of death,
your circumstances are now serious. There is no time to lose. Let this
world go, arrange for the next one. Handily situated, at your very elbow,
is opportunity for this. You turn and worship the image of Maha Kal, the
Great Fate, and happiness in the life to come is secured. If there is
breath in your body yet, you should now make an effort to get a further
lease of the present life. You have a chance. There is a chance for
everything in this admirably stocked and wonderfully systemized Spiritual
and Temporal Army and Navy Store. You must get yourself carried to the</p>
<p>7. Well of Long Life. This is within the precincts of the mouldering and
venerable Briddhkal Temple, which is one of the oldest in Benares. You
pass in by a stone image of the monkey god, Hanuman, and there, among the
ruined courtyards, you will find a shallow pool of stagnant sewage. It
smells like the best limburger cheese, and is filthy with the washings of
rotting lepers, but that is nothing, bathe in it; bathe in it gratefully
and worshipfully, for this is the Fountain of Youth; these are the Waters
of Long Life. Your gray hairs will disappear, and with them your wrinkles
and your rheumatism, the burdens of care and the weariness of age, and you
will come out young, fresh, elastic, and full of eagerness for the new
race of life. Now will come flooding upon you the manifold desires that
haunt the dear dreams of the morning of life. You will go whither you will
find</p>
<p>8. Fulfillment of Desire. To wit, to the Kameshwar Temple, sacred to Shiva
as the Lord of Desires. Arrange for yours there. And if you like to look
at idols among the pack and jam of temples, there you will find enough to
stock a museum. You will begin to commit sins now with a fresh, new
vivacity; therefore, it will be well to go frequently to a place where you
can get</p>
<p>9. Temporary Cleansing from Sin. To wit, to the Well of the Earring. You
must approach this with the profoundest reverence, for it is unutterably
sacred. It is, indeed, the most sacred place in Benares, the very Holy of
Holies, in the estimation of the people. It is a railed tank, with stone
stairways leading down to the water. The water is not clean. Of course it
could not be, for people are always bathing in it. As long as you choose
to stand and look, you will see the files of sinners descending and
ascending—descending soiled with sin, ascending purged from it. "The
liar, the thief, the murderer, and the adulterer may here wash and be
clean," says the Rev. Mr. Parker, in his book. Very well. I know Mr.
Parker, and I believe it; but if anybody else had said it, I should
consider him a person who had better go down in the tank and take another
wash. The god Vishnu dug this tank. He had nothing to dig with but his
"discus." I do not know what a discus is, but I know it is a poor thing to
dig tanks with, because, by the time this one was finished, it was full of
sweat—Vishnu's sweat. He constructed the site that Benares stands
on, and afterward built the globe around it, and thought nothing of it,
yet sweated like that over a little thing like this tank. One of these
statements is doubtful. I do not know which one it is, but I think it
difficult not to believe that a god who could build a world around Benares
would not be intelligent enough to build it around the tank too, and not
have to dig it. Youth, long life, temporary purification from sin,
salvation through propitiation of the Great Fate—these are all good.
But you must do something more. You must</p>
<p>10. Make Salvation Sure. There are several ways. To get drowned in the
Ganges is one, but that is not pleasant. To die within the limits of
Benares is another; but that is a risky one, because you might be out of
town when your time came. The best one of all is the Pilgrimage Around the
City. You must walk; also, you must go barefoot. The tramp is forty-four
miles, for the road winds out into the country a piece, and you will be
marching five or six days. But you will have plenty of company. You will
move with throngs and hosts of happy pilgrims whose radiant costumes will
make the spectacle beautiful and whose glad songs and holy pans of triumph
will banish your fatigues and cheer your spirit; and at intervals there
will be temples where you may sleep and be refreshed with food. The
pilgrimage completed, you have purchased salvation, and paid for it. But
you may not get it unless you</p>
<p>11. Get Your Redemption Recorded. You can get this done at the Sakhi
Binayak Temple, and it is best to do it, for otherwise you might not be
able to prove that you had made the pilgrimage in case the matter should
some day come to be disputed. That temple is in a lane back of the Cow
Temple. Over the door is a red image of Ganesh of the elephant head, son
and heir of Shiva, and Prince of Wales to the Theological Monarchy, so to
speak. Within is a god whose office it is to record your pilgrimage and be
responsible for you. You will not see him, but you will see a Brahmin who
will attend to the matter and take the money. If he should forget to
collect the money, you can remind him. <i>He</i> knows that your salvation
is now secure, but of course you would like to know it yourself. You have
nothing to do but go and pray, and pay at the</p>
<p>12. Well of the Knowledge of Salvation. It is close to the Golden Temple.
There you will see, sculptured out of a single piece of black marble, a
bull which is much larger than any living bull you have ever seen, and yet
is not a good likeness after all. And there also you will see a very
uncommon thing—an image of Shiva. You have seen his lingam fifty
thousand times already, but this is Shiva himself, and said to be a good
likeness. It has three eyes. He is the only god in the firm that has
three. "The well is covered by a fine canopy of stone supported by forty
pillars," and around it you will find what you have already seen at almost
every shrine you have visited in Benares, a mob of devout and eager
pilgrims. The sacred water is being ladled out to them; with it comes to
them the knowledge, clear, thrilling, absolute, that they are saved; and
you can see by their faces that there is one happiness in this world which
is supreme, and to which no other joy is comparable. You receive your
water, you make your deposit, and now what more would you have? Gold,
diamonds, power, fame? All in a single moment these things have withered
to dirt, dust, ashes. The world has nothing to give you now. For you it is
bankrupt.</p>
<p>I do not claim that the pilgrims do their acts of worship in the order and
sequence above charted out in this Itinerary of mine, but I think logic
suggests that they ought to do so. Instead of a helter-skelter worship, we
then have a definite starting-place, and a march which carries the pilgrim
steadily forward by reasoned and logical progression to a definite goal.
Thus, his Ganges bath in the early morning gives him an appetite; he
kisses the cow-tails, and that removes it. It is now business hours, and
longings for material prosperity rise in his mind, and he goes and pours
water over Shiva's symbol; this insures the prosperity, but also brings on
a rain, which gives him a fever. Then he drinks the sewage at the Kedar
Ghat to cure the fever; it cures the fever but gives him the smallpox. He
wishes to know how it is going to turn out; he goes to the Dandpan Temple
and looks down the well. A clouded sun shows him that death is near.
Logically his best course for the present, since he cannot tell at what
moment he may die, is to secure a happy hereafter; this he does, through
the agency of the Great Fate. He is safe, now, for heaven; his next move
will naturally be to keep out of it as long as he can. Therefore he goes
to the Briddhkal Temple and secures Youth and long life by bathing in a
puddle of leper-pus which would kill a microbe. Logically, Youth has
re-equipped him for sin and with the disposition to commit it; he will
naturally go to the fane which is consecrated to the Fulfillment of
Desires, and make arrangements. Logically, he will now go to the Well of
the Earring from time to time to unload and freshen up for further banned
enjoyments. But first and last and all the time he is human, and therefore
in his reflective intervals he will always be speculating in "futures." He
will make the Great Pilgrimage around the city and so make his salvation
absolutely sure; he will also have record made of it, so that it may
remain absolutely sure and not be forgotten or repudiated in the confusion
of the Final Settlement. Logically, also, he will wish to have satisfying
and tranquilizing personal knowledge that that salvation is secure;
therefore he goes to the Well of the Knowledge of Salvation, adds that
completing detail, and then goes about his affairs serene and content;
serene and content, for he is now royally endowed with an advantage which
no religion in this world could give him but his own; for henceforth he
may commit as many million sins as he wants to and nothing can come of it.</p>
<p>Thus the system, properly and logically ordered, is neat, compact, clearly
defined, and covers the whole ground. I desire to recommend it to such as
find the other systems too difficult, exacting, and irksome for the uses
of this fretful brief life of ours.</p>
<p>However, let me not deceive any one. My Itinerary lacks a detail. I must
put it in. The truth is, that after the pilgrim has faithfully followed
the requirements of the Itinerary through to the end and has secured his
salvation and also the personal knowledge of that fact, there is still an
accident possible to him which can annul the whole thing. If he should
ever cross to the other side of the Ganges and get caught out and die
there he would at once come to life again in the form of an ass. Think of
that, after all this trouble and expense. You see how capricious and
uncertain salvation is there. The Hindoo has a childish and unreasoning
aversion to being turned into an ass. It is hard to tell why. One could
properly expect an ass to have an aversion to being turned into a Hindoo.
One could understand that he could lose dignity by it; also self-respect,
and nine-tenths of his intelligence. But the Hindoo changed into an ass
wouldn't lose anything, unless you count his religion. And he would gain
much—release from his slavery to two million gods and twenty million
priests, fakeers, holy mendicants, and other sacred bacilli; he would
escape the Hindoo hell; he would also escape the Hindoo heaven. These are
advantages which the Hindoo ought to consider; then he would go over and
die on the other side.<br/> <br/> <br/> <br/></p>
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<p>Benares is a religious Vesuvius. In its bowels the theological forces have
been heaving and tossing, rumbling, thundering and quaking, boiling, and
weltering and flaming and smoking for ages. But a little group of
missionaries have taken post at its base, and they have hopes. There are
the Baptist Missionary Society, the Church Missionary Society, the London
Missionary Society, the Wesleyan Missionary Society, and the Zenana Bible
and Medical Mission. They have schools, and the principal work seems to be
among the children. And no doubt that part of the work prospers best, for
grown people everywhere are always likely to cling to the religion they
were brought up in.<br/> <br/> <br/> <br/></p>
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