<h2> <SPAN name="ch55" id="ch55"></SPAN><br/> <br/> CHAPTER LV. </h2>
<p><small><i>On the Road Again—Flannels in Order—Across Country—From
Greenland's Icy Mountain—Swapping Civilization—No Field women
in India—How it is in Other Countries—Canvas-covered Cars—The
Tiger Country—My First Hunt—Some Wild Elephants Get Away—The
Plains of India—The Ghurkas—Women for Pack-Horses—A
Substitute for a Cab—Darjeeling—The Hotel—The Highest
Thing in the Himalayas—The Club—Kinchinjunga and Mt. Everest—Thibetans—The
Prayer Wheel—People Going to the Bazar<br/> <br/> <br/></i></small></p>
<p><i>There are 869 different forms of lying, but only one of them has been
squarely forbidden. Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy
neighbor.</i></p>
<p>—Pudd'nhead Wilson's New Calendar.</p>
<p>FROM DIARY:</p>
<p>February 14. We left at 4:30 P.M. Until dark we moved through rich
vegetation, then changed to a boat and crossed the Ganges.</p>
<p>February 15. Up with the sun. A brilliant morning, and frosty. A double
suit of flannels is found necessary. The plain is perfectly level, and
seems to stretch away and away and away, dimming and softening, to the
uttermost bounds of nowhere. What a soaring, strenuous, gushing fountain
spray of delicate greenery a bunch of bamboo is! As far as the eye can
reach, these grand vegetable geysers grace the view, their spoutings
refined to steam by distance. And there are fields of bananas, with the
sunshine glancing from the varnished surface of their drooping vast
leaves. And there are frequent groves of palm; and an effective accent is
given to the landscape by isolated individuals of this picturesque family,
towering, clean-stemmed, their plumes broken and hanging ragged, Nature's
imitation of an umbrella that has been out to see what a cyclone is like
and is trying not to look disappointed. And everywhere through the soft
morning vistas we glimpse the villages, the countless villages, the myriad
villages, thatched, built of clean new matting, snuggling among grouped
palms and sheaves of bamboo; villages, villages, no end of villages, not
three hundred yards apart, and dozens and dozens of them in sight all the
time; a mighty City, hundreds of miles long, hundreds of miles broad, made
all of villages, the biggest city in the earth, and as populous as a
European kingdom. I have seen no such city as this before. And there is a
continuously repeated and replenished multitude of naked men in view on
both sides and ahead. We fly through it mile after mile, but still it is
always there, on both sides and ahead—brown-bodied, naked men and
boys, plowing in the fields. But not a woman. In these two hours I have
not seen a woman or a girl working in the fields.<br/> <br/> <br/> <br/></p>
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<p>Those are beautiful verses, and they have remained in my memory all my
life. But if the closing lines are true, let us hope that when we come to
answer the call and deliver the land from its errors, we shall secrete
from it some of our high-civilization ways, and at the same time borrow
some of its pagan ways to enrich our high system with. We have a right to
do this. If we lift those people up, we have a right to lift ourselves up
nine or ten grades or so, at their expense. A few years ago I spent
several weeks at Tolz, in Bavaria. It is a Roman Catholic region, and not
even Benares is more deeply or pervasively or intelligently devout. In my
diary of those days I find this:</p>
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<p>"We took a long drive yesterday around about the lovely country roads.
But it was a drive whose pleasure was damaged in a couple of ways: by
the dreadful shrines and by the shameful spectacle of gray and venerable
old grandmothers toiling in the fields. The shrines were frequent along
the roads—figures of the Saviour nailed to the cross and streaming
with blood from the wounds of the nails and the thorns.</p>
<p>"When missionaries go from here do they find fault with the pagan idols?
I saw many women seventy and even eighty years old mowing and binding in
the fields, and pitchforking the loads into the wagons."</p>
</blockquote>
<p>I was in Austria later, and in Munich. In Munich I saw gray old women
pushing trucks up hill and down, long distances, trucks laden with barrels
of beer, incredible loads. In my Austrian diary I find this:</p>
<blockquote>
<p>"In the fields I often see a woman and a cow harnessed to the plow, and
a man driving.</p>
<p>"In the public street of Marienbad to-day, I saw an old, bent,
gray-fheaded woman, in harness with a dog, drawing a laden sled over
bare dirt roads and bare pavements; and at his ease walked the driver,
smoking his pipe, a hale fellow not thirty years old."</p>
</blockquote>
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<p>Five or six years ago I bought an open boat, made a kind of a canvas
wagon-roof over the stern of it to shelter me from sun and rain; hired a
courier and a boatman, and made a twelve-day floating voyage down the
Rhone from Lake Bourget to Marseilles. In my diary of that trip I find
this entry. I was far down the Rhone then:</p>
<blockquote>
<p>"Passing St. Etienne, 2:15 P.M. On a distant ridge inland, a tall
openwork structure commandingly situated, with a statue of the Virgin
standing on it. A devout country. All down this river, wherever there is
a crag there is a statue of the Virgin on it. I believe I have seen a
hundred of them. And yet, in many respects, the peasantry seem to be
mere pagans, and destitute of any considerable degree of civilization.</p>
<p>" . . . . We reached a not very promising looking village about 4
o'clock, and I concluded to tie up for the day; munching fruit and
fogging the hood with pipe-smoke had grown monotonous; I could not have
the hood furled, because the floods of rain fell unceasingly. The tavern
was on the river bank, as is the custom. It was dull there, and
melancholy—nothing to do but look out of the window into the
drenching rain, and shiver; one could do that, for it was bleak and cold
and windy, and country France furnishes no fire. Winter overcoats did
not help me much; they had to be supplemented with rugs. The raindrops
were so large and struck the river with such force that they knocked up
the water like pebble-splashes.</p>
<p>"With the exception of a very occasional woodenshod peasant, nobody was
abroad in this bitter weather—I mean nobody of our sex. But all
weathers are alike to the women in these continental countries. To them
and the other animals, life is serious; nothing interrupts their
slavery. Three of them were washing clothes in the river under the
window when I arrived, and they continued at it as long as there was
light to work by. One was apparently thirty; another—the mother!—above
fifty; the third—grandmother!—so old and worn and gray she
could have passed for eighty; I took her to be that old. They had no
waterproofs nor rubbers, of course; over their shoulders they wore
gunnysacks—simply conductors for rivers of water; some of the
volume reached the ground; the rest soaked in on the way.</p>
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<p>"At last a vigorous fellow of thirty-five arrived, dry and comfortable,
smoking his pipe under his big umbrella in an open donkey-cart-husband,
son, and grandson of those women! He stood up in the cart, sheltering
himself, and began to superintend, issuing his orders in a masterly tone
of command, and showing temper when they were not obeyed swiftly enough.</p>
<p>"Without complaint or murmur the drowned women patiently carried out the
orders, lifting the immense baskets of soggy, wrung-out clothing into
the cart and stowing them to the man's satisfaction. There were six of
the great baskets, and a man of mere ordinary strength could not have
lifted any one of them. The cart being full now, the Frenchman
descended, still sheltered by his umbrella, entered the tavern, and the
women went drooping homeward, trudging in the wake of the cart, and soon
were blended with the deluge and lost to sight.</p>
<p>"When I went down into the public room, the Frenchman had his bottle of
wine and plate of food on a bare table black with grease, and was
'chomping' like a horse. He had the little religious paper which is in
everybody's hands on the Rhone borders, and was enlightening himself
with the histories of French saints who used to flee to the desert in
the Middle Ages to escape the contamination of woman. For two hundred
years France has been sending missionaries to other savage lands. To
spare to the needy from poverty like hers is fine and true generosity."</p>
</blockquote>
<p>But to get back to India—where, as my favorite poem says—</p>
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"Every prospect pleases,<br/> And only man is vile."<br/>
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<p>It is because Bavaria and Austria and France have not introduced their
civilization to him yet. But Bavaria and Austria and France are on their
way. They are coming. They will rescue him; they will refine the vileness
out of him.</p>
<p>Some time during the forenoon, approaching the mountains, we changed from
the regular train to one composed of little canvas-sheltered cars that
skimmed along within a foot of the ground and seemed to be going fifty
miles an hour when they were really making about twenty. Each car had
seating capacity for half-a-dozen persons; and when the curtains were up
one was substantially out of doors, and could see everywhere, and get all
the breeze, and be luxuriously comfortable. It was not a pleasure
excursion in name only, but in fact.</p>
<p>After a while we stopped at a little wooden coop of a station just within
the curtain of the sombre jungle, a place with a deep and dense forest of
great trees and scrub and vines all about it. The royal Bengal tiger is in
great force there, and is very bold and unconventional. From this lonely
little station a message once went to the railway manager in Calcutta:
"Tiger eating station-master on front porch; telegraph instructions."</p>
<p>It was there that I had my first tiger hunt. I killed thirteen. We were
presently away again, and the train began to climb the mountains. In one
place seven wild elephants crossed the track, but two of them got away
before I could overtake them. The railway journey up the mountain is forty
miles, and it takes eight hours to make it. It is so wild and interesting
and exciting and enchanting that it ought to take a week. As for the
vegetation, it is a museum. The jungle seemed to contain samples of every
rare and curious tree and bush that we had ever seen or heard of. It is
from that museum, I think, that the globe must have been supplied with the
trees and vines and shrubs that it holds precious.</p>
<p>The road is infinitely and charmingly crooked. It goes winding in and out
under lofty cliffs that are smothered in vines and foliage, and around the
edges of bottomless chasms; and all the way one glides by files of
picturesque natives, some carrying burdens up, others going down from
their work in the tea-gardens; and once there was a gaudy wedding
procession, all bright tinsel and color, and a bride, comely and girlish,
who peeped out from the curtains of her palanquin, exposing her face with
that pure delight which the young and happy take in sin for sin's own
sake.</p>
<p>By and by we were well up in the region of the clouds, and from that
breezy height we looked down and afar over a wonderful picture—the
Plains of India, stretching to the horizon, soft and fair, level as a
floor, shimmering with heat, mottled with cloud-shadows, and cloven with
shining rivers. Immediately below us, and receding down, down, down,
toward the valley, was a shaven confusion of hilltops, with ribbony roads
and paths squirming and snaking cream-yellow all over them and about them,
every curve and twist sharply distinct.</p>
<p>At an elevation of 6,000 feet we entered a thick cloud, and it shut out
the world and kept it shut out. We climbed 1,000 feet higher, then began
to descend, and presently got down to Darjeeling, which is 6,000 feet
above the level of the Plains.</p>
<p>We had passed many a mountain village on the way up, and seen some new
kinds of natives, among them many samples of the fighting Ghurkas. They
are not large men, but they are strong and resolute. There are no better
soldiers among Britain's native troops. And we had passed shoals of their
women climbing the forty miles of steep road from the valley to their
mountain homes, with tall baskets on their backs hitched to their
foreheads by a band, and containing a freightage weighing—I will not
say how many hundreds of pounds, for the sum is unbelievable. These were
young women, and they strode smartly along under these astonishing burdens
with the air of people out for a holiday. I was told that a woman will
carry a piano on her back all the way up the mountain; and that more than
once a woman had done it. If these were old women I should regard the
Ghurkas as no more civilized than the Europeans. At the railway station at
Darjeeling you find plenty of cab-substitutes—open coffins, in which
you sit, and are then borne on men's shoulders up the steep roads into the
town.<br/> <br/> <br/> <br/></p>
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<p>Up there we found a fairly comfortable hotel, the property of an
indiscriminate and incoherent landlord, who looks after nothing, but
leaves everything to his army of Indian servants. No, he does look after
the bill—to be just to him—and the tourist cannot do better
than follow his example. I was told by a resident that the summit of
Kinchinjunga is often hidden in the clouds, and that sometimes a tourist
has waited twenty-two days and then been obliged to go away without a
sight of it. And yet went not disappointed; for when he got his hotel bill
he recognized that he was now seeing the highest thing in the Himalayas.
But this is probably a lie.</p>
<p>After lecturing I went to the Club that night, and that was a comfortable
place. It is loftily situated, and looks out over a vast spread of
scenery; from it you can see where the boundaries of three countries come
together, some thirty miles away; Thibet is one of them, Nepaul another,
and I think Herzegovina was the other. Apparently, in every town and city
in India the gentlemen of the British civil and military service have a
club; sometimes it is a palatial one, always it is pleasant and homelike.
The hotels are not always as good as they might be, and the stranger who
has access to the Club is grateful for his privilege and knows how to
value it.</p>
<p>Next day was Sunday. Friends came in the gray dawn with horses, and my
party rode away to a distant point where Kinchinjunga and Mount Everest
show up best, but I stayed at home for a private view; for it was very
cold, and I was not acquainted with the horses, any way. I got a pipe and
a few blankets and sat for two hours at the window, and saw the sun drive
away the veiling gray and touch up the snow-peaks one after another with
pale pink splashes and delicate washes of gold, and finally flood the
whole mighty convulsion of snow-mountains with a deluge of rich splendors.</p>
<p>Kinchinjunga's peak was but fitfully visible, but in the between times it
was vividly clear against the sky—away up there in the blue dome
more than 28,000 feet above sea level—the loftiest land I had ever
seen, by 12,000 feet or more. It was 45 miles away. Mount Everest is a
thousand feet higher, but it was not a part of that sea of mountains piled
up there before me, so I did not see it; but I did not care, because I
think that mountains that are as high as that are disagreeable.<br/> <br/>
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<p>I changed from the back to the front of the house and spent the rest of
the morning there, watching the swarthy strange tribes flock by from their
far homes in the Himalayas. All ages and both sexes were represented, and
the breeds were quite new to me, though the costumes of the Thibetans made
them look a good deal like Chinamen. The prayer-wheel was a frequent
feature. It brought me near to these people, and made them seem kinfolk of
mine. Through our preacher we do much of our praying by proxy. We do not
whirl him around a stick, as they do, but that is merely a detail.<br/>
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<p>The swarm swung briskly by, hour after hour, a strange and striking
pageant. It was wasted there, and it seemed a pity. It should have been
sent streaming through the cities of Europe or America, to refresh eyes
weary of the pale monotonies of the circus-pageant. These people were
bound for the bazar, with things to sell. We went down there, later, and
saw that novel congress of the wild peoples, and plowed here and there
through it, and concluded that it would be worth coming from Calcutta to
see, even if there were no Kinchinjunga and Everest.<br/> <br/> <br/>
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