<h2>CHAPTER XII—THE CARPENTER’S WHIMSICAL CONTRIVANCE</h2>
<p>The inhabitants came wondering down the shore to look at us;
and seeing the ship lie down on one side in such a manner, and
heeling in towards the shore, and not seeing our men, who were at
work on her bottom with stages, and with their boats on the
off-side, they presently concluded that the ship was cast away,
and lay fast on the ground. On this supposition they came
about us in two or three hours’ time with ten or twelve
large boats, having some of them eight, some ten men in a boat,
intending, no doubt, to have come on board and plundered the
ship, and if they found us there, to have carried us away for
slaves.</p>
<p>When they came up to the ship, and began to row round her,
they discovered us all hard at work on the outside of the
ship’s bottom and side, washing, and graving, and stopping,
as every seafaring man knows how. They stood for a while
gazing at us, and we, who were a little surprised, could not
imagine what their design was; but being willing to be sure, we
took this opportunity to get some of us into the ship, and others
to hand down arms and ammunition to those that were at work, to
defend themselves with if there should be occasion. And it
was no more than need: for in less than a quarter of an
hour’s consultation, they agreed, it seems, that the ship
was really a wreck, and that we were all at work endeavouring to
save her, or to save our lives by the help of our boats; and when
we handed our arms into the boat, they concluded, by that act,
that we were endeavouring to save some of our goods. Upon
this, they took it for granted we all belonged to them, and away
they came directly upon our men, as if it had been in a
line-of-battle.</p>
<p>Our men, seeing so many of them, began to be frightened, for
we lay but in an ill posture to fight, and cried out to us to
know what they should do. I immediately called to the men
that worked upon the stages to slip them down, and get up the
side into the ship, and bade those in the boat to row round and
come on board. The few who were on board worked with all
the strength and hands we had to bring the ship to rights;
however, neither the men upon the stages nor those in the boats
could do as they were ordered before the Cochin Chinese were upon
them, when two of their boats boarded our longboat, and began to
lay hold of the men as their prisoners.</p>
<p>The first man they laid hold of was an English seaman, a
stout, strong fellow, who having a musket in his hand, never
offered to fire it, but laid it down in the boat, like a fool, as
I thought; but he understood his business better than I could
teach him, for he grappled the Pagan, and dragged him by main
force out of their boat into ours, where, taking him by the ears,
he beat his head so against the boat’s gunnel that the
fellow died in his hands. In the meantime, a Dutchman, who
stood next, took up the musket, and with the butt-end of it so
laid about him, that he knocked down five of them who attempted
to enter the boat. But this was doing little towards
resisting thirty or forty men, who, fearless because ignorant of
their danger, began to throw themselves into the longboat, where
we had but five men in all to defend it; but the following
accident, which deserved our laughter, gave our men a complete
victory.</p>
<p>Our carpenter being prepared to grave the outside of the ship,
as well as to pay the seams where he had caulked her to stop the
leaks, had got two kettles just let down into the boat, one
filled with boiling pitch, and the other with rosin, tallow, and
oil, and such stuff as the shipwrights use for that work; and the
man that attended the carpenter had a great iron ladle in his
hand, with which he supplied the men that were at work with the
hot stuff. Two of the enemy’s men entered the boat
just where this fellow stood in the foresheets; he immediately
saluted them with a ladle full of the stuff, boiling hot which so
burned and scalded them, being half-naked that they roared out
like bulls, and, enraged with the fire, leaped both into the
sea. The carpenter saw it, and cried out, “Well done,
Jack! give them some more of it!” and stepping forward
himself, takes one of the mops, and dipping it in the pitch-pot,
he and his man threw it among them so plentifully that, in short,
of all the men in the three boats, there was not one that escaped
being scalded in a most frightful manner, and made such a howling
and crying that I never heard a worse noise.</p>
<p>I was never better pleased with a victory in my life; not only
as it was a perfect surprise to me, and that our danger was
imminent before, but as we got this victory without any
bloodshed, except of that man the seaman killed with his naked
hands, and which I was very much concerned at. Although it
maybe a just thing, because necessary (for there is no necessary
wickedness in nature), yet I thought it was a sad sort of life,
when we must be always obliged to be killing our fellow-creatures
to preserve ourselves; and, indeed, I think so still; and I would
even now suffer a great deal rather than I would take away the
life even of the worst person injuring me; and I believe all
considering people, who know the value of life, would be of my
opinion, if they entered seriously into the consideration of
it.</p>
<p>All the while this was doing, my partner and I, who managed
the rest of the men on board, had with great dexterity brought
the ship almost to rights, and having got the guns into their
places again, the gunner called to me to bid our boat get out of
the way, for he would let fly among them. I called back
again to him, and bid him not offer to fire, for the carpenter
would do the work without him; but bid him heat another
pitch-kettle, which our cook, who was on broad, took care
of. However, the enemy was so terrified with what they had
met with in their first attack, that they would not come on
again; and some of them who were farthest off, seeing the ship
swim, as it were, upright, began, as we suppose, to see their
mistake, and gave over the enterprise, finding it was not as they
expected. Thus we got clear of this merry fight; and having
got some rice and some roots and bread, with about sixteen hogs,
on board two days before, we resolved to stay here no longer, but
go forward, whatever came of it; for we made no doubt but we
should be surrounded the next day with rogues enough, perhaps
more than our pitch-kettle would dispose of for us. We
therefore got all our things on board the same evening, and the
next morning were ready to sail: in the meantime, lying at anchor
at some distance from the shore, we were not so much concerned,
being now in a fighting posture, as well as in a sailing posture,
if any enemy had presented. The next day, having finished
our work within board, and finding our ship was perfectly healed
of all her leaks, we set sail. We would have gone into the
bay of Tonquin, for we wanted to inform ourselves of what was to
be known concerning the Dutch ships that had been there; but we
durst not stand in there, because we had seen several ships go
in, as we supposed, but a little before; so we kept on NE.
towards the island of Formosa, as much afraid of being seen by a
Dutch or English merchant ship as a Dutch or English merchant
ship in the Mediterranean is of an Algerine man-of-war.</p>
<p>When we were thus got to sea, we kept on NE., as if we would
go to the Manillas or the Philippine Islands; and this we did
that we might not fall into the way of any of the European ships;
and then we steered north, till we came to the latitude of 22
degrees 30 seconds, by which means we made the island of Formosa
directly, where we came to an anchor, in order to get water and
fresh provisions, which the people there, who are very courteous
in their manners, supplied us with willingly, and dealt very
fairly and punctually with us in all their agreements and
bargains. This is what we did not find among other people,
and may be owing to the remains of Christianity which was once
planted here by a Dutch missionary of Protestants, and it is a
testimony of what I have often observed, viz. that the Christian
religion always civilises the people, and reforms their manners,
where it is received, whether it works saving effects upon them
or no.</p>
<p>From thence we sailed still north, keeping the coast of China
at an equal distance, till we knew we were beyond all the ports
of China where our European ships usually come; being resolved,
if possible, not to fall into any of their hands, especially in
this country, where, as our circumstances were, we could not fail
of being entirely ruined. Being now come to the latitude of
30 degrees, we resolved to put into the first trading port we
should come at; and standing in for the shore, a boat came of two
leagues to us with an old Portuguese pilot on board, who, knowing
us to be an European ship, came to offer his service, which,
indeed, we were glad of and took him on board; upon which,
without asking us whither we would go, he dismissed the boat he
came in, and sent it back. I thought it was now so much in
our choice to make the old man carry us whither we would, that I
began to talk to him about carrying us to the Gulf of Nankin,
which is the most northern part of the coast of China. The
old man said he knew the Gulf of Nankin very well; but smiling,
asked us what we would do there? I told him we would sell
our cargo and purchase China wares, calicoes, raw silks, tea,
wrought silks, &c.; and so we would return by the same course
we came. He told us our best port would have been to put in
at Macao, where we could not have failed of a market for our
opium to our satisfaction, and might for our money have purchased
all sorts of China goods as cheap as we could at Nankin.</p>
<p>Not being able to put the old man out of his talk, of which he
was very opinionated or conceited, I told him we were gentlemen
as well as merchants, and that we had a mind to go and see the
great city of Pekin, and the famous court of the monarch of
China. “Why, then,” says the old man,
“you should go to Ningpo, where, by the river which runs
into the sea there, you may go up within five leagues of the
great canal. This canal is a navigable stream, which goes
through the heart of that vast empire of China, crosses all the
rivers, passes some considerable hills by the help of sluices and
gates, and goes up to the city of Pekin, being in length near two
hundred and seventy leagues.”—“Well,”
said I, “Seignior Portuguese, but that is not our business
now; the great question is, if you can carry us up to the city of
Nankin, from whence we can travel to Pekin
afterwards?” He said he could do so very well, and
that there was a great Dutch ship gone up that way just
before. This gave me a little shock, for a Dutch ship was
now our terror, and we had much rather have met the devil, at
least if he had not come in too frightful a figure; and we
depended upon it that a Dutch ship would be our destruction, for
we were in no condition to fight them; all the ships they trade
with into those parts being of great burden, and of much greater
force than we were.</p>
<p>The old man found me a little confused, and under some concern
when he named a Dutch ship, and said to me, “Sir, you need
be under no apprehensions of the Dutch; I suppose they are not
now at war with your nation?”—“No,” said
I, “that’s true; but I know not what liberties men
may take when they are out of the reach of the laws of their own
country.”—“Why,” says he, “you are
no pirates; what need you fear? They will not meddle with
peaceable merchants, sure.” These words put me into
the greatest disorder and confusion imaginable; nor was it
possible for me to conceal it so, but the old man easily
perceived it.</p>
<p>“Sir,” says he, “I find you are in some
disorder in your thoughts at my talk: pray be pleased to go which
way you think fit, and depend upon it, I’ll do you all the
service I can.” Upon this we fell into further
discourse, in which, to my alarm and amazement, he spoke of the
villainous doings of a certain pirate ship that had long been the
talk of mariners in those seas; no other, in a word, than the
very ship he was now on board of, and which we had so unluckily
purchased. I presently saw there was no help for it but to
tell him the plain truth, and explain all the danger and trouble
we had suffered through this misadventure, and, in particular,
our earnest wish to be speedily quit of the ship altogether; for
which reason we had resolved to carry her up to Nankin.</p>
<p>The old man was amazed at this relation, and told us we were
in the right to go away to the north; and that, if he might
advise us, it should be to sell the ship in China, which we might
well do, and buy, or build another in the country; adding that I
should meet with customers enough for the ship at Nankin, that a
Chinese junk would serve me very well to go back again, and that
he would procure me people both to buy one and sell the
other. “Well, but, seignior,” said I, “as
you say they know the ship so well, I may, perhaps, if I follow
your measures, be instrumental to bring some honest, innocent men
into a terrible broil; for wherever they find the ship they will
prove the guilt upon the men, by proving this was the
ship.”—“Why,” says the old man,
“I’ll find out a way to prevent that; for as I know
all those commanders you speak of very well, and shall see them
all as they pass by, I will be sure to set them to rights in the
thing, and let them know that they had been so much in the wrong;
that though the people who were on board at first might run away
with the ship, yet it was not true that they had turned pirates;
and that, in particular, these were not the men that first went
off with the ship, but innocently bought her for their trade; and
I am persuaded they will so far believe me as at least to act
more cautiously for the time to come.”</p>
<p>In about thirteen days’ sail we came to an anchor, at
the south-west point of the great Gulf of Nankin; where I learned
by accident that two Dutch ships were gone the length before me,
and that I should certainly fall into their hands. I
consulted my partner again in this exigency, and he was as much
at a loss as I was. I then asked the old pilot if there was
no creek or harbour which I might put into and pursue my business
with the Chinese privately, and be in no danger of the
enemy. He told me if I would sail to the southward about
forty-two leagues, there was a little port called Quinchang,
where the fathers of the mission usually landed from Macao, on
their progress to teach the Christian religion to the Chinese,
and where no European ships ever put in; and if I thought to put
in there, I might consider what further course to take when I was
on shore. He confessed, he said, it was not a place for
merchants, except that at some certain times they had a kind of a
fair there, when the merchants from Japan came over thither to
buy Chinese merchandises. The name of the port I may
perhaps spell wrong, having lost this, together with the names of
many other places set down in a little pocket-book, which was
spoiled by the water by an accident; but this I remember, that
the Chinese merchants we corresponded with called it by a
different name from that which our Portuguese pilot gave it, who
pronounced it Quinchang. As we were unanimous in our
resolution to go to this place, we weighed the next day, having
only gone twice on shore where we were, to get fresh water; on
both which occasions the people of the country were very civil,
and brought abundance of provisions to sell to us; but nothing
without money.</p>
<p>We did not come to the other port (the wind being contrary)
for five days; but it was very much to our satisfaction, and I
was thankful when I set my foot on shore, resolving, and my
partner too, that if it was possible to dispose of ourselves and
effects any other way, though not profitably, we would never more
set foot on board that unhappy vessel. Indeed, I must
acknowledge, that of all the circumstances of life that ever I
had any experience of, nothing makes mankind so completely
miserable as that of being in constant fear. Well does the
Scripture say, “The fear of man brings a snare”; it
is a life of death, and the mind is so entirely oppressed by it,
that it is capable of no relief.</p>
<p>Nor did it fail of its usual operations upon the fancy, by
heightening every danger; representing the English and Dutch
captains to be men incapable of hearing reason, or of
distinguishing between honest men and rogues; or between a story
calculated for our own turn, made out of nothing, on purpose to
deceive, and a true, genuine account of our whole voyage,
progress, and design; for we might many ways have convinced any
reasonable creatures that we were not pirates; the goods we had
on board, the course we steered, our frankly showing ourselves,
and entering into such and such ports; and even our very manner,
the force we had, the number of men, the few arms, the little
ammunition, short provisions; all these would have served to
convince any men that we were no pirates. The opium and
other goods we had on board would make it appear the ship had
been at Bengal. The Dutchmen, who, it was said, had the
names of all the men that were in the ship, might easily see that
we were a mixture of English, Portuguese, and Indians, and but
two Dutchmen on board. These, and many other particular
circumstances, might have made it evident to the understanding of
any commander, whose hands we might fall into, that we were no
pirates.</p>
<p>But fear, that blind, useless passion, worked another way, and
threw us into the vapours; it bewildered our understandings, and
set the imagination at work to form a thousand terrible things
that perhaps might never happen. We first supposed, as
indeed everybody had related to us, that the seamen on board the
English and Dutch ships, but especially the Dutch, were so
enraged at the name of a pirate, and especially at our beating
off their boats and escaping, that they would not give themselves
leave to inquire whether we were pirates or no, but would execute
us off-hand, without giving us any room for a defence. We
reflected that there really was so much apparent evidence before
them, that they would scarce inquire after any more; as, first,
that the ship was certainly the same, and that some of the seamen
among them knew her, and had been on board her; and, secondly,
that when we had intelligence at the river of Cambodia that they
were coming down to examine us, we fought their boats and
fled. Therefore we made no doubt but they were as fully
satisfied of our being pirates as we were satisfied of the
contrary; and, as I often said, I know not but I should have been
apt to have taken those circumstances for evidence, if the tables
were turned, and my case was theirs; and have made no scruple of
cutting all the crew to pieces, without believing, or perhaps
considering, what they might have to offer in their defence.</p>
<p>But let that be how it will, these were our apprehensions; and
both my partner and I scarce slept a night without dreaming of
halters and yard-arms; of fighting, and being taken; of killing,
and being killed: and one night I was in such a fury in my dream,
fancying the Dutchmen had boarded us, and I was knocking one of
their seamen down, that I struck my doubled fist against the side
of the cabin I lay in with such a force as wounded my hand
grievously, broke my knuckles, and cut and bruised the flesh, so
that it awaked me out of my sleep. Another apprehension I
had was, the cruel usage we might meet with from them if we fell
into their hands; then the story of Amboyna came into my head,
and how the Dutch might perhaps torture us, as they did our
countrymen there, and make some of our men, by extremity of
torture, confess to crimes they never were guilty of, or own
themselves and all of us to be pirates, and so they would put us
to death with a formal appearance of justice; and that they might
be tempted to do this for the gain of our ship and cargo, worth
altogether four or five thousand pounds. We did not
consider that the captains of ships have no authority to act
thus; and if we had surrendered prisoners to them, they could not
answer the destroying us, or torturing us, but would be
accountable for it when they came to their country.
However, if they were to act thus with us, what advantage would
it be to us that they should be called to an account for
it?—or if we were first to be murdered, what satisfaction
would it be to us to have them punished when they came home?</p>
<p>I cannot refrain taking notice here what reflections I now had
upon the vast variety of my particular circumstances; how hard I
thought it that I, who had spent forty years in a life of
continual difficulties, and was at last come, as it were, to the
port or haven which all men drive at, viz. to have rest and
plenty, should be a volunteer in new sorrows by my own unhappy
choice, and that I, who had escaped so many dangers in my youth,
should now come to be hanged in my old age, and in so remote a
place, for a crime which I was not in the least inclined to, much
less guilty of. After these thoughts something of religion
would come in; and I would be considering that this seemed to me
to be a disposition of immediate Providence, and I ought to look
upon it and submit to it as such. For, although I was
innocent as to men, I was far from being innocent as to my Maker;
and I ought to look in and examine what other crimes in my life
were most obvious to me, and for which Providence might justly
inflict this punishment as a retribution; and thus I ought to
submit to this, just as I would to a shipwreck, if it had pleased
God to have brought such a disaster upon me.</p>
<p>In its turn natural courage would sometimes take its place,
and then I would be talking myself up to vigorous resolutions;
that I would not be taken to be barbarously used by a parcel of
merciless wretches in cold blood; that it were much better to
have fallen into the hands of the savages, though I were sure
they would feast upon me when they had taken me, than those who
would perhaps glut their rage upon me by inhuman tortures and
barbarities; that in the case of the savages, I always resolved
to die fighting to the last gasp, and why should I not do so
now? Whenever these thoughts prevailed, I was sure to put
myself into a kind of fever with the agitation of a supposed
fight; my blood would boil, and my eyes sparkle, as if I was
engaged, and I always resolved to take no quarter at their hands;
but even at last, if I could resist no longer, I would blow up
the ship and all that was in her, and leave them but little booty
to boast of.</p>
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