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<h2> Chapter XIV </h2>
<p>'We frolic while 'tis May.'<br/></p>
<p>It has now to be realized that nearly three-quarters of a year have passed
away. In place of the autumnal scenery which formed a setting to the
previous enactments, we have the culminating blooms of summer in the year
following.</p>
<p>Stephen is in India, slaving away at an office in Bombay; occasionally
going up the country on professional errands, and wondering why people who
had been there longer than he complained so much of the effect of the
climate upon their constitutions. Never had a young man a finer start than
seemed now to present itself to Stephen. It was just in that exceptional
heyday of prosperity which shone over Bombay some few years ago, that he
arrived on the scene. Building and engineering partook of the general
impetus. Speculation moved with an accelerated velocity every successive
day, the only disagreeable contingency connected with it being the
possibility of a collapse.</p>
<p>Elfride had never told her father of the four-and-twenty-hours' escapade
with Stephen, nor had it, to her knowledge, come to his ears by any other
route. It was a secret trouble and grief to the girl for a short time, and
Stephen's departure was another ingredient in her sorrow. But Elfride
possessed special facilities for getting rid of trouble after a decent
interval. Whilst a slow nature was imbibing a misfortune little by little,
she had swallowed the whole agony of it at a draught and was brightening
again. She could slough off a sadness and replace it by a hope as easily
as a lizard renews a diseased limb.</p>
<p>And two such excellent distractions had presented themselves. One was
bringing out the romance and looking for notices in the papers, which,
though they had been significantly short so far, had served to divert her
thoughts. The other was migrating from the vicarage to the more commodious
old house of Mrs. Swancourt's, overlooking the same valley. Mr. Swancourt
at first disliked the idea of being transplanted to feminine soil, but the
obvious advantages of such an accession of dignity reconciled him to the
change. So there was a radical 'move;' the two ladies staying at Torquay
as had been arranged, the vicar going to and fro.</p>
<p>Mrs. Swancourt considerably enlarged Elfride's ideas in an aristocratic
direction, and she began to forgive her father for his politic marriage.
Certainly, in a worldly sense, a handsome face at three-and-forty had
never served a man in better stead.</p>
<p>The new house at Kensington was ready, and they were all in town.</p>
<p>The Hyde Park shrubs had been transplanted as usual, the chairs ranked in
line, the grass edgings trimmed, the roads made to look as if they were
suffering from a heavy thunderstorm; carriages had been called for by the
easeful, horses by the brisk, and the Drive and Row were again the groove
of gaiety for an hour. We gaze upon the spectacle, at six o'clock on this
midsummer afternoon, in a melon-frame atmosphere and beneath a violet sky.
The Swancourt equipage formed one in the stream.</p>
<p>Mrs. Swancourt was a talker of talk of the incisive kind, which her low
musical voice—the only beautiful point in the old woman—prevented
from being wearisome.</p>
<p>'Now,' she said to Elfride, who, like AEneas at Carthage, was full of
admiration for the brilliant scene, 'you will find that our companionless
state will give us, as it does everybody, an extraordinary power in
reading the features of our fellow-creatures here. I always am a listener
in such places as these—not to the narratives told by my neighbours'
tongues, but by their faces—the advantage of which is, that whether
I am in Row, Boulevard, Rialto, or Prado, they all speak the same
language. I may have acquired some skill in this practice through having
been an ugly lonely woman for so many years, with nobody to give me
information; a thing you will not consider strange when the parallel case
is borne in mind,—how truly people who have no clocks will tell the
time of day.'</p>
<p>'Ay, that they will,' said Mr. Swancourt corroboratively. 'I have known
labouring men at Endelstow and other farms who had framed complete systems
of observation for that purpose. By means of shadows, winds, clouds, the
movements of sheep and oxen, the singing of birds, the crowing of cocks,
and a hundred other sights and sounds which people with watches in their
pockets never know the existence of, they are able to pronounce within ten
minutes of the hour almost at any required instant. That reminds me of an
old story which I'm afraid is too bad—too bad to repeat.' Here the
vicar shook his head and laughed inwardly.</p>
<p>'Tell it—do!' said the ladies.</p>
<p>'I mustn't quite tell it.'</p>
<p>'That's absurd,' said Mrs. Swancourt.</p>
<p>'It was only about a man who, by the same careful system of observation,
was known to deceive persons for more than two years into the belief that
he kept a barometer by stealth, so exactly did he foretell all changes in
the weather by the braying of his ass and the temper of his wife.'</p>
<p>Elfride laughed.</p>
<p>'Exactly,' said Mrs. Swancourt. 'And in just the way that those learnt the
signs of nature, I have learnt the language of her illegitimate sister—artificiality;
and the fibbing of eyes, the contempt of nose-tips, the indignation of
back hair, the laughter of clothes, the cynicism of footsteps, and the
various emotions lying in walking-stick twirls, hat-liftings, the
elevation of parasols, the carriage of umbrellas, become as A B C to me.</p>
<p>'Just look at that daughter's sister class of mamma in the carriage across
there,' she continued to Elfride, pointing with merely a turn of her eye.
'The absorbing self-consciousness of her position that is shown by her
countenance is most humiliating to a lover of one's country. You would
hardly believe, would you, that members of a Fashionable World, whose
professed zero is far above the highest degree of the humble, could be so
ignorant of the elementary instincts of reticence.'</p>
<p>'How?'</p>
<p>'Why, to bear on their faces, as plainly as on a phylactery, the
inscription, "Do, pray, look at the coronet on my panels."'</p>
<p>'Really, Charlotte,' said the vicar, 'you see as much in faces as Mr. Puff
saw in Lord Burleigh's nod.'</p>
<p>Elfride could not but admire the beauty of her fellow countrywomen,
especially since herself and her own few acquaintances had always been
slightly sunburnt or marked on the back of the hands by a bramble-scratch
at this time of the year.</p>
<p>'And what lovely flowers and leaves they wear in their bonnets!' she
exclaimed.</p>
<p>'Oh yes,' returned Mrs. Swancourt. 'Some of them are even more striking in
colour than any real ones. Look at that beautiful rose worn by the lady
inside the rails. Elegant vine-tendrils introduced upon the stem as an
improvement upon prickles, and all growing so naturally just over her ear—I
say growing advisedly, for the pink of the petals and the pink of her
handsome cheeks are equally from Nature's hand to the eyes of the most
casual observer.'</p>
<p>'But praise them a little, they do deserve it!' said generous Elfride.</p>
<p>'Well, I do. See how the Duchess of——waves to and fro in her
seat, utilizing the sway of her landau by looking around only when her
head is swung forward, with a passive pride which forbids a resistance to
the force of circumstance. Look at the pretty pout on the mouths of that
family there, retaining no traces of being arranged beforehand, so well is
it done. Look at the demure close of the little fists holding the
parasols; the tiny alert thumb, sticking up erect against the ivory stem
as knowing as can be, the satin of the parasol invariably matching the
complexion of the face beneath it, yet seemingly by an accident, which
makes the thing so attractive. There's the red book lying on the opposite
seat, bespeaking the vast numbers of their acquaintance. And I
particularly admire the aspect of that abundantly daughtered woman on the
other side—I mean her look of unconsciousness that the girls are
stared at by the walkers, and above all the look of the girls themselves—losing
their gaze in the depths of handsome men's eyes without appearing to
notice whether they are observing masculine eyes or the leaves of the
trees. There's praise for you. But I am only jesting, child—you know
that.'</p>
<p>'Piph-ph-ph—how warm it is, to be sure!' said Mr. Swancourt, as if
his mind were a long distance from all he saw. 'I declare that my watch is
so hot that I can scarcely bear to touch it to see what the time is, and
all the world smells like the inside of a hat.'</p>
<p>'How the men stare at you, Elfride!' said the elder lady. 'You will kill
me quite, I am afraid.'</p>
<p>'Kill you?'</p>
<p>'As a diamond kills an opal in the same setting.'</p>
<p>'I have noticed several ladies and gentlemen looking at me,' said Elfride
artlessly, showing her pleasure at being observed.</p>
<p>'My dear, you mustn't say "gentlemen" nowadays,' her stepmother answered
in the tones of arch concern that so well became her ugliness. 'We have
handed over "gentlemen" to the lower middle class, where the word is still
to be heard at tradesmen's balls and provincial tea-parties, I believe. It
is done with here.'</p>
<p>'What must I say, then?'</p>
<p>'"Ladies and MEN" always.'</p>
<p>At this moment appeared in the stream of vehicles moving in the contrary
direction a chariot presenting in its general surface the rich indigo hue
of a midnight sky, the wheels and margins being picked out in delicate
lines of ultramarine; the servants' liveries were dark-blue coats and
silver lace, and breeches of neutral Indian red. The whole concern formed
an organic whole, and moved along behind a pair of dark chestnut geldings,
who advanced in an indifferently zealous trot, very daintily performed,
and occasionally shrugged divers points of their veiny surface as if they
were rather above the business.</p>
<p>In this sat a gentleman with no decided characteristics more than that he
somewhat resembled a good-natured commercial traveller of the superior
class. Beside him was a lady with skim-milky eyes and complexion,
belonging to the "interesting" class of women, where that class merges in
the sickly, her greatest pleasure being apparently to enjoy nothing.
Opposite this pair sat two little girls in white hats and blue feathers.</p>
<p>The lady saw Elfride, smiled and bowed, and touched her husband's elbow,
who turned and received Elfride's movement of recognition with a gallant
elevation of his hat. Then the two children held up their arms to Elfride,
and laughed gleefully.</p>
<p>'Who is that?'</p>
<p>'Why, Lord Luxellian, isn't it?' said Mrs. Swancourt, who with the vicar
had been seated with her back towards them.</p>
<p>'Yes,' replied Elfride. 'He is the one man of those I have seen here whom
I consider handsomer than papa.'</p>
<p>'Thank you, dear,' said Mr. Swancourt.</p>
<p>'Yes; but your father is so much older. When Lord Luxellian gets a little
further on in life, he won't be half so good-looking as our man.'</p>
<p>'Thank you, dear, likewise,' said Mr. Swancourt.</p>
<p>'See,' exclaimed Elfride, still looking towards them, 'how those little
dears want me! Actually one of them is crying for me to come.'</p>
<p>'We were talking of bracelets just now. Look at Lady Luxellian's,' said
Mrs. Swancourt, as that baroness lifted up her arm to support one of the
children. 'It is slipping up her arm—too large by half. I hate to
see daylight between a bracelet and a wrist; I wonder women haven't better
taste.'</p>
<p>'It is not on that account, indeed,' Elfride expostulated. 'It is that her
arm has got thin, poor thing. You cannot think how much she has altered in
this last twelvemonth.'</p>
<p>The carriages were now nearer together, and there was an exchange of more
familiar greetings between the two families. Then the Luxellians crossed
over and drew up under the plane-trees, just in the rear of the
Swancourts. Lord Luxellian alighted, and came forward with a musical
laugh.</p>
<p>It was his attraction as a man. People liked him for those tones, and
forgot that he had no talents. Acquaintances remembered Mr. Swancourt by
his manner; they remembered Stephen Smith by his face, Lord Luxellian by
his laugh.</p>
<p>Mr. Swancourt made some friendly remarks—among others things upon
the heat.</p>
<p>'Yes,' said Lord Luxellian, 'we were driving by a furrier's window this
afternoon, and the sight filled us all with such a sense of suffocation
that we were glad to get away. Ha-ha!' He turned to Elfride. 'Miss
Swancourt, I have hardly seen or spoken to you since your literary feat
was made public. I had no idea a chiel was taking notes down at quiet
Endelstow, or I should certainly have put myself and friends upon our best
behaviour. Swancourt, why didn't you give me a hint!'</p>
<p>Elfride fluttered, blushed, laughed, said it was nothing to speak of,
&c. &c.</p>
<p>'Well, I think you were rather unfairly treated by the PRESENT, I
certainly do. Writing a heavy review like that upon an elegant trifle like
the COURT OF KELLYON CASTLE was absurd.'</p>
<p>'What?' said Elfride, opening her eyes. 'Was I reviewed in the PRESENT?'</p>
<p>'Oh yes; didn't you see it? Why, it was four or five months ago!'</p>
<p>'No, I never saw it. How sorry I am! What a shame of my publishers! They
promised to send me every notice that appeared.'</p>
<p>'Ah, then, I am almost afraid I have been giving you disagreeable
information, intentionally withheld out of courtesy. Depend upon it they
thought no good would come of sending it, and so would not pain you
unnecessarily.'</p>
<p>'Oh no; I am indeed glad you have told me, Lord Luxellian. It is quite a
mistaken kindness on their part. Is the review so much against me?' she
inquired tremulously.</p>
<p>'No, no; not that exactly—though I almost forget its exact purport
now. It was merely—merely sharp, you know—ungenerous, I might
say. But really my memory does not enable me to speak decidedly.'</p>
<p>'We'll drive to the PRESENT office, and get one directly; shall we, papa?'</p>
<p>'If you are so anxious, dear, we will, or send. But to-morrow will do.'</p>
<p>'And do oblige me in a little matter now, Elfride,' said Lord Luxellian
warmly, and looking as if he were sorry he had brought news that disturbed
her. 'I am in reality sent here as a special messenger by my little Polly
and Katie to ask you to come into our carriage with them for a short time.
I am just going to walk across into Piccadilly, and my wife is left alone
with them. I am afraid they are rather spoilt children; but I have half
promised them you shall come.'</p>
<p>The steps were let down, and Elfride was transferred—to the intense
delight of the little girls, and to the mild interest of loungers with red
skins and long necks, who cursorily eyed the performance with their
walking-sticks to their lips, occasionally laughing from far down their
throats and with their eyes, their mouths not being concerned in the
operation at all. Lord Luxellian then told the coachman to drive on,
lifted his hat, smiled a smile that missed its mark and alighted on a
total stranger, who bowed in bewilderment. Lord Luxellian looked long at
Elfride.</p>
<p>The look was a manly, open, and genuine look of admiration; a momentary
tribute of a kind which any honest Englishman might have paid to fairness
without being ashamed of the feeling, or permitting it to encroach in the
slightest degree upon his emotional obligations as a husband and head of a
family. Then Lord Luxellian turned away, and walked musingly to the upper
end of the promenade.</p>
<p>Mr. Swancourt had alighted at the same time with Elfride, crossing over to
the Row for a few minutes to speak to a friend he recognized there; and
his wife was thus left sole tenant of the carriage.</p>
<p>Now, whilst this little act had been in course of performance, there stood
among the promenading spectators a man of somewhat different description
from the rest. Behind the general throng, in the rear of the chairs, and
leaning against the trunk of a tree, he looked at Elfride with quiet and
critical interest.</p>
<p>Three points about this unobtrusive person showed promptly to the
exercised eye that he was not a Row man pur sang. First, an irrepressible
wrinkle or two in the waist of his frock-coat—denoting that he had
not damned his tailor sufficiently to drive that tradesman up to the
orthodox high pressure of cunning workmanship. Second, a slight
slovenliness of umbrella, occasioned by its owner's habit of resting
heavily upon it, and using it as a veritable walking-stick, instead of
letting its point touch the ground in the most coquettish of kisses, as is
the proper Row manner to do. Third, and chief reason, that try how you
might, you could scarcely help supposing, on looking at his face, that
your eyes were not far from a well-finished mind, instead of the
well-finished skin et praeterea nihil, which is by rights the Mark of the
Row.</p>
<p>The probability is that, had not Mrs. Swancourt been left alone in her
carriage under the tree, this man would have remained in his unobserved
seclusion. But seeing her thus, he came round to the front, stooped under
the rail, and stood beside the carriage-door.</p>
<p>Mrs. Swancourt looked reflectively at him for a quarter of a minute, then
held out her hand laughingly:</p>
<p>'Why, Henry Knight—of course it is! My—second—third—fourth
cousin—what shall I say? At any rate, my kinsman.'</p>
<p>'Yes, one of a remnant not yet cut off. I scarcely was certain of you,
either, from where I was standing.'</p>
<p>'I have not seen you since you first went to Oxford; consider the number
of years! You know, I suppose, of my marriage?'</p>
<p>And there sprang up a dialogue concerning family matters of birth, death,
and marriage, which it is not necessary to detail. Knight presently
inquired:</p>
<p>'The young lady who changed into the other carriage is, then, your
stepdaughter?'</p>
<p>'Yes, Elfride. You must know her.'</p>
<p>'And who was the lady in the carriage Elfride entered; who had an
ill-defined and watery look, as if she were only the reflection of herself
in a pool?'</p>
<p>'Lady Luxellian; very weakly, Elfride says. My husband is remotely
connected with them; but there is not much intimacy on account of——.
However, Henry, you'll come and see us, of course. 24 Chevron Square. Come
this week. We shall only be in town a week or two longer.'</p>
<p>'Let me see. I've got to run up to Oxford to-morrow, where I shall be for
several days; so that I must, I fear, lose the pleasure of seeing you in
London this year.'</p>
<p>'Then come to Endelstow; why not return with us?'</p>
<p>'I am afraid if I were to come before August I should have to leave again
in a day or two. I should be delighted to be with you at the beginning of
that month; and I could stay a nice long time. I have thought of going
westward all the summer.'</p>
<p>'Very well. Now remember that's a compact. And won't you wait now and see
Mr. Swancourt? He will not be away ten minutes longer.'</p>
<p>'No; I'll beg to be excused; for I must get to my chambers again this
evening before I go home; indeed, I ought to have been there now—I
have such a press of matters to attend to just at present. You will
explain to him, please. Good-bye.'</p>
<p>'And let us know the day of your appearance as soon as you can.'</p>
<p>'I will'</p>
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