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<h2> Chapter XXIII </h2>
<p>'Should auld acquaintance be forgot?'<br/></p>
<p>By this time Stephen Smith had stepped out upon the quay at Castle
Boterel, and breathed his native air.</p>
<p>A darker skin, a more pronounced moustache, and an incipient beard, were
the chief additions and changes noticeable in his appearance.</p>
<p>In spite of the falling rain, which had somewhat lessened, he took a small
valise in his hand, and, leaving the remainder of his luggage at the inn,
ascended the hills towards East Endelstow. This place lay in a vale of its
own, further inland than the west village, and though so near it, had
little of physical feature in common with the latter. East Endelstow was
more wooded and fertile: it boasted of Lord Luxellian's mansion and park,
and was free from those bleak open uplands which lent such an air of
desolation to the vicinage of the coast—always excepting the small
valley in which stood the vicarage and Mrs. Swancourt's old house, The
Crags.</p>
<p>Stephen had arrived nearly at the summit of the ridge when the rain again
increased its volume, and, looking about for temporary shelter, he
ascended a steep path which penetrated dense hazel bushes in the lower
part of its course. Further up it emerged upon a ledge immediately over
the turnpike-road, and sheltered by an overhanging face of rubble rock,
with bushes above. For a reason of his own he made this spot his refuge
from the storm, and turning his face to the left, conned the landscape as
a book.</p>
<p>He was overlooking the valley containing Elfride's residence.</p>
<p>From this point of observation the prospect exhibited the peculiarity of
being either brilliant foreground or the subdued tone of distance, a
sudden dip in the surface of the country lowering out of sight all the
intermediate prospect. In apparent contact with the trees and bushes
growing close beside him appeared the distant tract, terminated suddenly
by the brink of the series of cliffs which culminated in the tall giant
without a name—small and unimportant as here beheld. A leaf on a
bough at Stephen's elbow blotted out a whole hill in the contrasting
district far away; a green bunch of nuts covered a complete upland there,
and the great cliff itself was outvied by a pigmy crag in the bank hard by
him. Stephen had looked upon these things hundreds of times before to-day,
but he had never viewed them with such tenderness as now.</p>
<p>Stepping forward in this direction yet a little further, he could see the
tower of West Endelstow Church, beneath which he was to meet his Elfride
that night. And at the same time he noticed, coming over the hill from the
cliffs, a white speck in motion. It seemed first to be a sea-gull flying
low, but ultimately proved to be a human figure, running with great
rapidity. The form flitted on, heedless of the rain which had caused
Stephen's halt in this place, dropped down the heathery hill, entered the
vale, and was out of sight.</p>
<p>Whilst he meditated upon the meaning of this phenomenon, he was surprised
to see swim into his ken from the same point of departure another moving
speck, as different from the first as well could be, insomuch that it was
perceptible only by its blackness. Slowly and regularly it took the same
course, and there was not much doubt that this was the form of a man. He,
too, gradually descended from the upper levels, and was lost in the valley
below.</p>
<p>The rain had by this time again abated, and Stephen returned to the road.
Looking ahead, he saw two men and a cart. They were soon obscured by the
intervention of a high hedge. Just before they emerged again he heard
voices in conversation.</p>
<p>''A must soon be in the naibourhood, too, if so be he's a-coming,' said a
tenor tongue, which Stephen instantly recognized as Martin Cannister's.</p>
<p>''A must 'a b'lieve,' said another voice—that of Stephen's father.</p>
<p>Stephen stepped forward, and came before them face to face. His father and
Martin were walking, dressed in their second best suits, and beside them
rambled along a grizzel horse and brightly painted spring-cart.</p>
<p>'All right, Mr. Cannister; here's the lost man!' exclaimed young Smith,
entering at once upon the old style of greeting. 'Father, here I am.'</p>
<p>'All right, my sonny; and glad I be for't!' returned John Smith, overjoyed
to see the young man. 'How be ye? Well, come along home, and don't let's
bide out here in the damp. Such weather must be terrible bad for a young
chap just come from a fiery nation like Indy; hey, naibour Cannister?'</p>
<p>'Trew, trew. And about getting home his traps? Boxes, monstrous bales, and
noble packages of foreign description, I make no doubt?'</p>
<p>'Hardly all that,' said Stephen laughing.</p>
<p>'We brought the cart, maning to go right on to Castle Boterel afore ye
landed,' said his father. '"Put in the horse," says Martin. "Ay," says I,
"so we will;" and did it straightway. Now, maybe, Martin had better go on
wi' the cart for the things, and you and I walk home-along.'</p>
<p>'And I shall be back a'most as soon as you. Peggy is a pretty step still,
though time d' begin to tell upon her as upon the rest o' us.'</p>
<p>Stephen told Martin where to find his baggage, and then continued his
journey homeward in the company of his father.</p>
<p>'Owing to your coming a day sooner than we first expected,' said John,
'you'll find us in a turk of a mess, sir—"sir," says I to my own
son! but ye've gone up so, Stephen. We've killed the pig this morning for
ye, thinking ye'd be hungry, and glad of a morsel of fresh mate. And 'a
won't be cut up till to-night. However, we can make ye a good supper of
fry, which will chaw up well wi' a dab o' mustard and a few nice new
taters, and a drop of shilling ale to wash it down. Your mother have
scrubbed the house through because ye were coming, and dusted all the
chimmer furniture, and bought a new basin and jug of a travelling
crockery-woman that came to our door, and scoured the cannel-sticks, and
claned the winders! Ay, I don't know what 'a ha'n't a done. Never were
such a steer, 'a b'lieve.'</p>
<p>Conversation of this kind and inquiries of Stephen for his mother's
wellbeing occupied them for the remainder of the journey. When they drew
near the river, and the cottage behind it, they could hear the
master-mason's clock striking off the bygone hours of the day at intervals
of a quarter of a minute, during which intervals Stephen's imagination
readily pictured his mother's forefinger wandering round the dial in
company with the minute-hand.</p>
<p>'The clock stopped this morning, and your mother in putting en right
seemingly,' said his father in an explanatory tone; and they went up the
garden to the door.</p>
<p>When they had entered, and Stephen had dutifully and warmly greeted his
mother—who appeared in a cotton dress of a dark-blue ground, covered
broadcast with a multitude of new and full moons, stars, and planets, with
an occasional dash of a comet-like aspect to diversify the scene—the
crackle of cart-wheels was heard outside, and Martin Cannister stamped in
at the doorway, in the form of a pair of legs beneath a great box, his
body being nowhere visible. When the luggage had been all taken down, and
Stephen had gone upstairs to change his clothes, Mrs. Smith's mind seemed
to recover a lost thread.</p>
<p>'Really our clock is not worth a penny,' she said, turning to it and
attempting to start the pendulum.</p>
<p>'Stopped again?' inquired Martin with commiseration.</p>
<p>'Yes, sure,' replied Mrs. Smith; and continued after the manner of certain
matrons, to whose tongues the harmony of a subject with a casual mood is a
greater recommendation than its pertinence to the occasion, 'John would
spend pounds a year upon the jimcrack old thing, if he might, in having it
claned, when at the same time you may doctor it yourself as well. "The
clock's stopped again, John," I say to him. "Better have en claned," says
he. There's five shillings. "That clock grinds again," I say to en.
"Better have en claned," 'a says again. "That clock strikes wrong, John,"
says I. "Better have en claned," he goes on. The wheels would have been
polished to skeletons by this time if I had listened to en, and I assure
you we could have bought a chainey-faced beauty wi' the good money we've
flung away these last ten years upon this old green-faced mortal. And,
Martin, you must be wet. My son is gone up to change. John is damper than
I should like to be, but 'a calls it nothing. Some of Mrs. Swancourt's
servants have been here—they ran in out of the rain when going for a
walk—and I assure you the state of their bonnets was frightful.'</p>
<p>'How's the folks? We've been over to Castle Boterel, and what wi' running
and stopping out of the storms, my poor head is beyond everything! fizz,
fizz fizz; 'tis frying o' fish from morning to night,' said a cracked
voice in the doorway at this instant.</p>
<p>'Lord so's, who's that?' said Mrs. Smith, in a private exclamation, and
turning round saw William Worm, endeavouring to make himself look passing
civil and friendly by overspreading his face with a large smile that
seemed to have no connection with the humour he was in. Behind him stood a
woman about twice his size, with a large umbrella over her head. This was
Mrs. Worm, William's wife.</p>
<p>'Come in, William,' said John Smith. 'We don't kill a pig every day. And
you, likewise, Mrs. Worm. I make ye welcome. Since ye left Parson
Swancourt, William, I don't see much of 'ee.'</p>
<p>'No, for to tell the truth, since I took to the turn-pike-gate line, I've
been out but little, coming to church o' Sundays not being my duty now, as
'twas in a parson's family, you see. However, our boy is able to mind the
gate now, and I said, says I, "Barbara, let's call and see John Smith."'</p>
<p>'I am sorry to hear yer pore head is so bad still.'</p>
<p>'Ay, I assure you that frying o' fish is going on for nights and days.
And, you know, sometimes 'tisn't only fish, but rashers o' bacon and
inions. Ay, I can hear the fat pop and fizz as nateral as life; can't I,
Barbara?'</p>
<p>Mrs. Worm, who had been all this time engaged in closing her umbrella,
corroborated this statement, and now, coming indoors, showed herself to be
a wide-faced, comfortable-looking woman, with a wart upon her cheek,
bearing a small tuft of hair in its centre.</p>
<p>'Have ye ever tried anything to cure yer noise, Maister Worm?' inquired
Martin Cannister.</p>
<p>'Oh ay; bless ye, I've tried everything. Ay, Providence is a merciful man,
and I have hoped He'd have found it out by this time, living so many years
in a parson's family, too, as I have, but 'a don't seem to relieve me. Ay,
I be a poor wambling man, and life's a mint o' trouble!'</p>
<p>'True, mournful true, William Worm. 'Tis so. The world wants looking to,
or 'tis all sixes and sevens wi' us.'</p>
<p>'Take your things off, Mrs. Worm,' said Mrs. Smith. 'We be rather in a
muddle, to tell the truth, for my son is just dropped in from Indy a day
sooner than we expected, and the pig-killer is coming presently to cut
up.'</p>
<p>Mrs. Barbara Worm, not wishing to take any mean advantage of persons in a
muddle by observing them, removed her bonnet and mantle with eyes fixed
upon the flowers in the plot outside the door.</p>
<p>'What beautiful tiger-lilies!' said Mrs. Worm.</p>
<p>'Yes, they be very well, but such a trouble to me on account of the
children that come here. They will go eating the berries on the stem, and
call 'em currants. Taste wi' junivals is quite fancy, really.'</p>
<p>'And your snapdragons look as fierce as ever.'</p>
<p>'Well, really,' answered Mrs. Smith, entering didactically into the
subject, 'they are more like Christians than flowers. But they make up
well enough wi' the rest, and don't require much tending. And the same can
be said o' these miller's wheels. 'Tis a flower I like very much, though
so simple. John says he never cares about the flowers o' 'em, but men have
no eye for anything neat. He says his favourite flower is a cauliflower.
And I assure you I tremble in the springtime, for 'tis perfect murder.'</p>
<p>'You don't say so, Mrs. Smith!'</p>
<p>'John digs round the roots, you know. In goes his blundering spade,
through roots, bulbs, everything that hasn't got a good show above ground,
turning 'em up cut all to slices. Only the very last fall I went to move
some tulips, when I found every bulb upside down, and the stems crooked
round. He had turned 'em over in the spring, and the cunning creatures had
soon found that heaven was not where it used to be.'</p>
<p>'What's that long-favoured flower under the hedge?'</p>
<p>'They? O Lord, they are the horrid Jacob's ladders! Instead of praising
'em, I be mad wi' 'em for being so ready to bide where they are not
wanted. They be very well in their way, but I do not care for things that
neglect won't kill. Do what I will, dig, drag, scrap, pull, I get too many
of 'em. I chop the roots: up they'll come, treble strong. Throw 'em over
hedge; there they'll grow, staring me in the face like a hungry dog driven
away, and creep back again in a week or two the same as before. 'Tis
Jacob's ladder here, Jacob's ladder there, and plant 'em where nothing in
the world will grow, you get crowds of 'em in a month or two. John made a
new manure mixen last summer, and he said, "Maria, now if you've got any
flowers or such like, that you don't want, you may plant 'em round my
mixen so as to hide it a bit, though 'tis not likely anything of much
value will grow there." I thought, "There's them Jacob's ladders; I'll put
them there, since they can't do harm in such a place;" and I planted the
Jacob's ladders sure enough. They growed, and they growed, in the mixen
and out of the mixen, all over the litter, covering it quite up. When John
wanted to use it about the garden, 'a said, "Nation seize them Jacob's
ladders of yours, Maria! They've eat the goodness out of every morsel of
my manure, so that 'tis no better than sand itself!" Sure enough the
hungry mortals had. 'Tis my belief that in the secret souls o' 'em,
Jacob's ladders be weeds, and not flowers at all, if the truth was known.'</p>
<p>Robert Lickpan, pig-killer and carrier, arrived at this moment. The fatted
animal hanging in the back kitchen was cleft down the middle of its
backbone, Mrs. Smith being meanwhile engaged in cooking supper.</p>
<p>Between the cutting and chopping, ale was handed round, and Worm and the
pig-killer listened to John Smith's description of the meeting with
Stephen, with eyes blankly fixed upon the table-cloth, in order that
nothing in the external world should interrupt their efforts to conjure up
the scene correctly.</p>
<p>Stephen came downstairs in the middle of the story, and after the little
interruption occasioned by his entrance and welcome, the narrative was
again continued, precisely as if he had not been there at all, and was
told inclusively to him, as to somebody who knew nothing about the matter.</p>
<p>'"Ay," I said, as I catched sight o' en through the brimbles, "that's the
lad, for I d' know en by his grand-father's walk;" for 'a stapped out like
poor father for all the world. Still there was a touch o' the frisky that
set me wondering. 'A got closer, and I said, "That's the lad, for I d'
know en by his carrying a black case like a travelling man." Still, a road
is common to all the world, and there be more travelling men than one. But
I kept my eye cocked, and I said to Martin, "'Tis the boy, now, for I d'
know en by the wold twirl o' the stick and the family step." Then 'a come
closer, and a' said, "All right." I could swear to en then.'</p>
<p>Stephen's personal appearance was next criticised.</p>
<p>'He d' look a deal thinner in face, surely, than when I seed en at the
parson's, and never knowed en, if ye'll believe me,' said Martin.</p>
<p>'Ay, there,' said another, without removing his eyes from Stephen's face,
'I should ha' knowed en anywhere. 'Tis his father's nose to a T.'</p>
<p>'It has been often remarked,' said Stephen modestly.</p>
<p>'And he's certainly taller,' said Martin, letting his glance run over
Stephen's form from bottom to top.</p>
<p>'I was thinking 'a was exactly the same height,' Worm replied.</p>
<p>'Bless thy soul, that's because he's bigger round likewise.' And the
united eyes all moved to Stephen's waist.</p>
<p>'I be a poor wambling man, but I can make allowances,' said William Worm.
'Ah, sure, and how he came as a stranger and pilgrim to Parson Swancourt's
that time, not a soul knowing en after so many years! Ay, life's a strange
picter, Stephen: but I suppose I must say Sir to ye?'</p>
<p>'Oh, it is not necessary at present,' Stephen replied, though mentally
resolving to avoid the vicinity of that familiar friend as soon as he had
made pretensions to the hand of Elfride.</p>
<p>'Ah, well,' said Worm musingly, 'some would have looked for no less than a
Sir. There's a sight of difference in people.'</p>
<p>'And in pigs likewise,' observed John Smith, looking at the halved carcass
of his own.</p>
<p>Robert Lickpan, the pig-killer, here seemed called upon to enter the lists
of conversation.</p>
<p>'Yes, they've got their particular naters good-now,' he remarked
initially. 'Many's the rum-tempered pig I've knowed.'</p>
<p>'I don't doubt it, Master Lickpan,' answered Martin, in a tone expressing
that his convictions, no less than good manners, demanded the reply.</p>
<p>'Yes,' continued the pig-killer, as one accustomed to be heard. 'One that
I knowed was deaf and dumb, and we couldn't make out what was the matter
wi' the pig. 'A would eat well enough when 'a seed the trough, but when
his back was turned, you might a-rattled the bucket all day, the poor soul
never heard ye. Ye could play tricks upon en behind his back, and a'
wouldn't find it out no quicker than poor deaf Grammer Cates. But a'
fatted well, and I never seed a pig open better when a' was killed, and 'a
was very tender eating, very; as pretty a bit of mate as ever you see; you
could suck that mate through a quill.</p>
<p>'And another I knowed,' resumed the killer, after quietly letting a pint
of ale run down his throat of its own accord, and setting down the cup
with mathematical exactness upon the spot from which he had raised it—'another
went out of his mind.'</p>
<p>'How very mournful!' murmured Mrs. Worm.</p>
<p>'Ay, poor thing, 'a did! As clean out of his mind as the cleverest
Christian could go. In early life 'a was very melancholy, and never seemed
a hopeful pig by no means. 'Twas Andrew Stainer's pig—that's whose
pig 'twas.'</p>
<p>'I can mind the pig well enough,' attested John Smith.</p>
<p>'And a pretty little porker 'a was. And you all know Farmer Buckle's sort?
Every jack o' em suffer from the rheumatism to this day, owing to a damp
sty they lived in when they were striplings, as 'twere.'</p>
<p>'Well, now we'll weigh,' said John.</p>
<p>'If so be he were not so fine, we'd weigh en whole: but as he is, we'll
take a side at a time. John, you can mind my old joke, ey?'</p>
<p>'I do so; though 'twas a good few years ago I first heard en.'</p>
<p>'Yes,' said Lickpan, 'that there old familiar joke have been in our family
for generations, I may say. My father used that joke regular at
pig-killings for more than five and forty years—the time he followed
the calling. And 'a told me that 'a had it from his father when he was
quite a chiel, who made use o' en just the same at every killing more or
less; and pig-killings were pig-killings in those days.'</p>
<p>'Trewly they were.'</p>
<p>'I've never heard the joke,' said Mrs. Smith tentatively.</p>
<p>'Nor I,' chimed in Mrs. Worm, who, being the only other lady in the room,
felt bound by the laws of courtesy to feel like Mrs. Smith in everything.</p>
<p>'Surely, surely you have,' said the killer, looking sceptically at the
benighted females. 'However, 'tisn't much—I don't wish to say it is.
It commences like this: "Bob will tell the weight of your pig, 'a
b'lieve," says I. The congregation of neighbours think I mane my son Bob,
naturally; but the secret is that I mane the bob o' the steelyard. Ha, ha,
ha!'</p>
<p>'Haw, haw, haw!' laughed Martin Cannister, who had heard the explanation
of this striking story for the hundredth time.</p>
<p>'Huh, huh, huh!' laughed John Smith, who had heard it for the thousandth.</p>
<p>'Hee, hee, hee!' laughed William Worm, who had never heard it at all, but
was afraid to say so.</p>
<p>'Thy grandfather, Robert, must have been a wide-awake chap to make that
story,' said Martin Cannister, subsiding to a placid aspect of delighted
criticism.</p>
<p>'He had a head, by all account. And, you see, as the first-born of the
Lickpans have all been Roberts, they've all been Bobs, so the story was
handed down to the present day.'</p>
<p>'Poor Joseph, your second boy, will never be able to bring it out in
company, which is rather unfortunate,' said Mrs. Worm thoughtfully.</p>
<p>''A won't. Yes, grandfer was a clever chap, as ye say; but I knowed a
cleverer. 'Twas my uncle Levi. Uncle Levi made a snuff-box that should be
a puzzle to his friends to open. He used to hand en round at wedding
parties, christenings, funerals, and in other jolly company, and let 'em
try their skill. This extraordinary snuff-box had a spring behind that
would push in and out—a hinge where seemed to be the cover; a slide
at the end, a screw in front, and knobs and queer notches everywhere. One
man would try the spring, another would try the screw, another would try
the slide; but try as they would, the box wouldn't open. And they couldn't
open en, and they didn't open en. Now what might you think was the secret
of that box?'</p>
<p>All put on an expression that their united thoughts were inadequate to the
occasion.</p>
<p>'Why the box wouldn't open at all. 'A were made not to open, and ye might
have tried till the end of Revelations, 'twould have been as naught, for
the box were glued all round.'</p>
<p>'A very deep man to have made such a box.'</p>
<p>'Yes. 'Twas like uncle Levi all over.'</p>
<p>''Twas. I can mind the man very well. Tallest man ever I seed.'</p>
<p>''A was so. He never slept upon a bedstead after he growed up a hard
boy-chap—never could get one long enough. When 'a lived in that
little small house by the pond, he used to have to leave open his chamber
door every night at going to his bed, and let his feet poke out upon the
landing.'</p>
<p>'He's dead and gone now, nevertheless, poor man, as we all shall,'
observed Worm, to fill the pause which followed the conclusion of Robert
Lickpan's speech.</p>
<p>The weighing and cutting up was pursued amid an animated discourse on
Stephen's travels; and at the finish, the first-fruits of the day's
slaughter, fried in onions, were then turned from the pan into a dish on
the table, each piece steaming and hissing till it reached their very
mouths.</p>
<p>It must be owned that the gentlemanly son of the house looked rather out
of place in the course of this operation. Nor was his mind quite
philosophic enough to allow him to be comfortable with these
old-established persons, his father's friends. He had never lived long at
home—scarcely at all since his childhood. The presence of William
Worm was the most awkward feature of the case, for, though Worm had left
the house of Mr. Swancourt, the being hand-in-glove with a ci-devant
servitor reminded Stephen too forcibly of the vicar's classification of
himself before he went from England. Mrs. Smith was conscious of the
defect in her arrangements which had brought about the undesired
conjunction. She spoke to Stephen privately.</p>
<p>'I am above having such people here, Stephen; but what could I do? And
your father is so rough in his nature that he's more mixed up with them
than need be.'</p>
<p>'Never mind, mother,' said Stephen; 'I'll put up with it now.'</p>
<p>'When we leave my lord's service, and get further up the country—as
I hope we shall soon—it will be different. We shall be among fresh
people, and in a larger house, and shall keep ourselves up a bit, I hope.'</p>
<p>'Is Miss Swancourt at home, do you know?' Stephen inquired</p>
<p>'Yes, your father saw her this morning.'</p>
<p>'Do you often see her?'</p>
<p>'Scarcely ever. Mr. Glim, the curate, calls occasionally, but the
Swancourts don't come into the village now any more than to drive through
it. They dine at my lord's oftener than they used. Ah, here's a note was
brought this morning for you by a boy.'</p>
<p>Stephen eagerly took the note and opened it, his mother watching him. He
read what Elfride had written and sent before she started for the cliff
that afternoon:</p>
<p>'Yes; I will meet you in the church at nine to-night.—E. S.'</p>
<p>'I don't know, Stephen,' his mother said meaningly, 'whe'r you still think
about Miss Elfride, but if I were you I wouldn't concern about her. They
say that none of old Mrs. Swancourt's money will come to her
step-daughter.'</p>
<p>'I see the evening has turned out fine; I am going out for a little while
to look round the place,' he said, evading the direct query. 'Probably by
the time I return our visitors will be gone, and we'll have a more
confidential talk.'</p>
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