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<p>Chapter XXXIII. Edward as King.</p>
<p>Miles Hendon was picturesque enough before he got into the riot on London
Bridge—he was more so when he got out of it. He had but little
money when he got in, none at all when he got out. The pickpockets
had stripped him of his last farthing.</p>
<p>But no matter, so he found his boy. Being a soldier, he did not go
at his task in a random way, but set to work, first of all, to arrange his
campaign.</p>
<p>What would the boy naturally do? Where would he naturally go? Well—argued
Miles—he would naturally go to his former haunts, for that is the
instinct of unsound minds, when homeless and forsaken, as well as of sound
ones. Whereabouts were his former haunts? His rags, taken
together with the low villain who seemed to know him and who even claimed
to be his father, indicated that his home was in one or another of the
poorest and meanest districts of London. Would the search for him be
difficult, or long? No, it was likely to be easy and brief. He
would not hunt for the boy, he would hunt for a crowd; in the centre of a
big crowd or a little one, sooner or later, he should find his poor little
friend, sure; and the mangy mob would be entertaining itself with
pestering and aggravating the boy, who would be proclaiming himself King,
as usual. Then Miles Hendon would cripple some of those people, and
carry off his little ward, and comfort and cheer him with loving words,
and the two would never be separated any more.</p>
<p>So Miles started on his quest. Hour after hour he tramped through
back alleys and squalid streets, seeking groups and crowds, and finding no
end of them, but never any sign of the boy. This greatly surprised
him, but did not discourage him. To his notion, there was nothing
the matter with his plan of campaign; the only miscalculation about it was
that the campaign was becoming a lengthy one, whereas he had expected it
to be short.</p>
<p>When daylight arrived, at last, he had made many a mile, and canvassed
many a crowd, but the only result was that he was tolerably tired, rather
hungry and very sleepy. He wanted some breakfast, but there was no
way to get it. To beg for it did not occur to him; as to pawning his
sword, he would as soon have thought of parting with his honour; he could
spare some of his clothes—yes, but one could as easily find a
customer for a disease as for such clothes.</p>
<p>At noon he was still tramping—among the rabble which followed after
the royal procession, now; for he argued that this regal display would
attract his little lunatic powerfully. He followed the pageant
through all its devious windings about London, and all the way to
Westminster and the Abbey. He drifted here and there amongst the
multitudes that were massed in the vicinity for a weary long time, baffled
and perplexed, and finally wandered off, thinking, and trying to contrive
some way to better his plan of campaign. By-and-by, when he came to
himself out of his musings, he discovered that the town was far behind him
and that the day was growing old. He was near the river, and in the
country; it was a region of fine rural seats—not the sort of
district to welcome clothes like his.</p>
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<p>It was not at all cold; so he stretched himself on the ground in the lee
of a hedge to rest and think. Drowsiness presently began to settle
upon his senses; the faint and far-off boom of cannon was wafted to his
ear, and he said to himself, "The new King is crowned," and straightway
fell asleep. He had not slept or rested, before, for more than
thirty hours. He did not wake again until near the middle of the next
morning.</p>
<p>He got up, lame, stiff, and half famished, washed himself in the river,
stayed his stomach with a pint or two of water, and trudged off toward
Westminster, grumbling at himself for having wasted so much time. Hunger
helped him to a new plan, now; he would try to get speech with old Sir
Humphrey Marlow and borrow a few marks, and—but that was enough of a
plan for the present; it would be time enough to enlarge it when this
first stage should be accomplished.</p>
<p>Toward eleven o'clock he approached the palace; and although a host of
showy people were about him, moving in the same direction, he was not
inconspicuous—his costume took care of that. He watched these
people's faces narrowly, hoping to find a charitable one whose possessor
might be willing to carry his name to the old lieutenant—as to
trying to get into the palace himself, that was simply out of the
question.</p>
<p>Presently our whipping-boy passed him, then wheeled about and scanned his
figure well, saying to himself, "An' that is not the very vagabond his
Majesty is in such a worry about, then am I an ass—though belike I
was that before. He answereth the description to a rag—that
God should make two such would be to cheapen miracles by wasteful
repetition. I would I could contrive an excuse to speak with him."</p>
<p>Miles Hendon saved him the trouble; for he turned about, then, as a man
generally will when somebody mesmerises him by gazing hard at him from
behind; and observing a strong interest in the boy's eyes, he stepped
toward him and said—</p>
<p>"You have just come out from the palace; do you belong there?"</p>
<p>"Yes, your worship."</p>
<p>"Know you Sir Humphrey Marlow?"</p>
<p>The boy started, and said to himself, "Lord! mine old departed father!"
Then he answered aloud, "Right well, your worship."</p>
<p>"Good—is he within?"</p>
<p>"Yes," said the boy; and added, to himself, "within his grave."</p>
<p>"Might I crave your favour to carry my name to him, and say I beg to say a
word in his ear?"</p>
<p>"I will despatch the business right willingly, fair sir."</p>
<p>"Then say Miles Hendon, son of Sir Richard, is here without—I shall
be greatly bounden to you, my good lad."</p>
<p>The boy looked disappointed. "The King did not name him so," he said
to himself; "but it mattereth not, this is his twin brother, and can give
his Majesty news of t'other Sir-Odds-and-Ends, I warrant." So he
said to Miles, "Step in there a moment, good sir, and wait till I bring
you word."</p>
<p>Hendon retired to the place indicated—it was a recess sunk in the
palace wall, with a stone bench in it—a shelter for sentinels in bad
weather. He had hardly seated himself when some halberdiers, in charge of
an officer, passed by. The officer saw him, halted his men, and
commanded Hendon to come forth. He obeyed, and was promptly arrested
as a suspicious character prowling within the precincts of the palace.
Things began to look ugly. Poor Miles was going to explain,
but the officer roughly silenced him, and ordered his men to disarm him
and search him.</p>
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<p>"God of his mercy grant that they find somewhat," said poor Miles; "I have
searched enow, and failed, yet is my need greater than theirs."</p>
<p>Nothing was found but a document. The officer tore it open, and
Hendon smiled when he recognised the 'pot-hooks' made by his lost little
friend that black day at Hendon Hall. The officer's face grew dark
as he read the English paragraph, and Miles blenched to the opposite
colour as he listened.</p>
<p>"Another new claimant of the Crown!" cried the officer. "Verily they
breed like rabbits, to-day. Seize the rascal, men, and see ye keep
him fast whilst I convey this precious paper within and send it to the
King."</p>
<p>He hurried away, leaving the prisoner in the grip of the halberdiers.</p>
<p>"Now is my evil luck ended at last," muttered Hendon, "for I shall dangle
at a rope's end for a certainty, by reason of that bit of writing. And
what will become of my poor lad!—ah, only the good God knoweth."</p>
<p>By-and-by he saw the officer coming again, in a great hurry; so he plucked
his courage together, purposing to meet his trouble as became a man.
The officer ordered the men to loose the prisoner and return his
sword to him; then bowed respectfully, and said—</p>
<p>"Please you, sir, to follow me."</p>
<p>Hendon followed, saying to himself, "An' I were not travelling to death
and judgment, and so must needs economise in sin, I would throttle this
knave for his mock courtesy."</p>
<p>The two traversed a populous court, and arrived at the grand entrance of
the palace, where the officer, with another bow, delivered Hendon into the
hands of a gorgeous official, who received him with profound respect and
led him forward through a great hall, lined on both sides with rows of
splendid flunkeys (who made reverential obeisance as the two passed along,
but fell into death-throes of silent laughter at our stately scarecrow the
moment his back was turned), and up a broad staircase, among flocks of
fine folk, and finally conducted him into a vast room, clove a passage for
him through the assembled nobility of England, then made a bow, reminded
him to take his hat off, and left him standing in the middle of the room,
a mark for all eyes, for plenty of indignant frowns, and for a sufficiency
of amused and derisive smiles.</p>
<p>Miles Hendon was entirely bewildered. There sat the young King,
under a canopy of state, five steps away, with his head bent down and
aside, speaking with a sort of human bird of paradise—a duke, maybe.
Hendon observed to himself that it was hard enough to be sentenced
to death in the full vigour of life, without having this peculiarly public
humiliation added. He wished the King would hurry about it—some
of the gaudy people near by were becoming pretty offensive. At this
moment the King raised his head slightly, and Hendon caught a good view of
his face. The sight nearly took his breath away!—He stood gazing at
the fair young face like one transfixed; then presently ejaculated—</p>
<p>"Lo, the Lord of the Kingdom of Dreams and Shadows on his throne!"</p>
<p>He muttered some broken sentences, still gazing and marvelling; then
turned his eyes around and about, scanning the gorgeous throng and the
splendid saloon, murmuring, "But these are <i>real</i>—verily these are
<i>real</i>—surely it is not a dream."</p>
<p>He stared at the King again—and thought, "<i>Is</i> it a dream . . . or <i>is</i>
he the veritable Sovereign of England, and not the friendless poor Tom o'
Bedlam I took him for—who shall solve me this riddle?"</p>
<p>A sudden idea flashed in his eye, and he strode to the wall, gathered up a
chair, brought it back, planted it on the floor, and sat down in it!</p>
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<p>A buzz of indignation broke out, a rough hand was laid upon him and a
voice exclaimed—</p>
<p>"Up, thou mannerless clown! would'st sit in the presence of the King?"</p>
<p>The disturbance attracted his Majesty's attention, who stretched forth his
hand and cried out—</p>
<p>"Touch him not, it is his right!"</p>
<p>The throng fell back, stupefied. The King went on—</p>
<p>"Learn ye all, ladies, lords, and gentlemen, that this is my trusty and
well-beloved servant, Miles Hendon, who interposed his good sword and
saved his prince from bodily harm and possible death—and for this he
is a knight, by the King's voice. Also learn, that for a higher
service, in that he saved his sovereign stripes and shame, taking these
upon himself, he is a peer of England, Earl of Kent, and shall have gold
and lands meet for the dignity. More—the privilege which he
hath just exercised is his by royal grant; for we have ordained that the
chiefs of his line shall have and hold the right to sit in the presence of
the Majesty of England henceforth, age after age, so long as the crown
shall endure. Molest him not."</p>
<p>Two persons, who, through delay, had only arrived from the country during
this morning, and had now been in this room only five minutes, stood
listening to these words and looking at the King, then at the scarecrow,
then at the King again, in a sort of torpid bewilderment. These were
Sir Hugh and the Lady Edith. But the new Earl did not see them.
He was still staring at the monarch, in a dazed way, and muttering—</p>
<p>"Oh, body o' me! <i>this</i> my pauper! This my lunatic! This
is he whom <i>I</i> would show what grandeur was, in my house of seventy rooms
and seven-and-twenty servants! This is he who had never known aught
but rags for raiment, kicks for comfort, and offal for diet! This is
he whom <i>I</i> adopted and would make respectable! Would God I had a bag to
hide my head in!"</p>
<p>Then his manners suddenly came back to him, and he dropped upon his knees,
with his hands between the King's, and swore allegiance and did homage for
his lands and titles. Then he rose and stood respectfully aside, a
mark still for all eyes—and much envy, too.</p>
<p>Now the King discovered Sir Hugh, and spoke out with wrathful voice and
kindling eye—</p>
<p>"Strip this robber of his false show and stolen estates, and put him under
lock and key till I have need of him."</p>
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<p>There was a stir at the other end of the room, now; the assemblage fell
apart, and Tom Canty, quaintly but richly clothed, marched down, between
these living walls, preceded by an usher. He knelt before the King,
who said—</p>
<p>"I have learned the story of these past few weeks, and am well pleased
with thee. Thou hast governed the realm with right royal gentleness
and mercy. Thou hast found thy mother and thy sisters again? Good;
they shall be cared for—and thy father shall hang, if thou desire it
and the law consent. Know, all ye that hear my voice, that from this
day, they that abide in the shelter of Christ's Hospital and share the
King's bounty shall have their minds and hearts fed, as well as their
baser parts; and this boy shall dwell there, and hold the chief place in
its honourable body of governors, during life. And for that he hath
been a king, it is meet that other than common observance shall be his
due; wherefore note this his dress of state, for by it he shall be known,
and none shall copy it; and wheresoever he shall come, it shall remind the
people that he hath been royal, in his time, and none shall deny him his
due of reverence or fail to give him salutation. He hath the
throne's protection, he hath the crown's support, he shall be known and
called by the honourable title of the King's Ward."</p>
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<p>The proud and happy Tom Canty rose and kissed the King's hand, and was
conducted from the presence. He did not waste any time, but flew to
his mother, to tell her and Nan and Bet all about it and get them to help
him enjoy the great news. {1}</p>
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<p>Conclusion. Justice and retribution.</p>
<p>When the mysteries were all cleared up, it came out, by confession of Hugh
Hendon, that his wife had repudiated Miles by his command, that day at
Hendon Hall—a command assisted and supported by the perfectly
trustworthy promise that if she did not deny that he was Miles Hendon, and
stand firmly to it, he would have her life; whereupon she said, "Take it!"—she
did not value it—and she would not repudiate Miles; then the husband
said he would spare her life but have Miles assassinated! This was a
different matter; so she gave her word and kept it.</p>
<p>Hugh was not prosecuted for his threats or for stealing his brother's
estates and title, because the wife and brother would not testify against
him—and the former would not have been allowed to do it, even if she
had wanted to. Hugh deserted his wife and went over to the
continent, where he presently died; and by-and-by the Earl of Kent married
his relict. There were grand times and rejoicings at Hendon village when
the couple paid their first visit to the Hall.</p>
<p>Tom Canty's father was never heard of again.</p>
<p>The King sought out the farmer who had been branded and sold as a slave,
and reclaimed him from his evil life with the Ruffler's gang, and put him
in the way of a comfortable livelihood.</p>
<p>He also took that old lawyer out of prison and remitted his fine. He
provided good homes for the daughters of the two Baptist women whom he saw
burned at the stake, and roundly punished the official who laid the
undeserved stripes upon Miles Hendon's back.</p>
<p>He saved from the gallows the boy who had captured the stray falcon, and
also the woman who had stolen a remnant of cloth from a weaver; but he was
too late to save the man who had been convicted of killing a deer in the
royal forest.</p>
<p>He showed favour to the justice who had pitied him when he was supposed to
have stolen a pig, and he had the gratification of seeing him grow in the
public esteem and become a great and honoured man.</p>
<p>As long as the King lived he was fond of telling the story of his
adventures, all through, from the hour that the sentinel cuffed him away
from the palace gate till the final midnight when he deftly mixed himself
into a gang of hurrying workmen and so slipped into the Abbey and climbed
up and hid himself in the Confessor's tomb, and then slept so long, next
day, that he came within one of missing the Coronation altogether. He
said that the frequent rehearsing of the precious lesson kept him strong
in his purpose to make its teachings yield benefits to his people; and so,
whilst his life was spared he should continue to tell the story, and thus
keep its sorrowful spectacles fresh in his memory and the springs of pity
replenished in his heart.</p>
<p>Miles Hendon and Tom Canty were favourites of the King, all through his
brief reign, and his sincere mourners when he died. The good Earl of Kent
had too much sense to abuse his peculiar privilege; but he exercised it
twice after the instance we have seen of it before he was called from this
world—once at the accession of Queen Mary, and once at the accession
of Queen Elizabeth. A descendant of his exercised it at the
accession of James I. Before this one's son chose to use the
privilege, near a quarter of a century had elapsed, and the 'privilege of
the Kents' had faded out of most people's memories; so, when the Kent of
that day appeared before Charles I. and his court and sat down in the
sovereign's presence to assert and perpetuate the right of his house,
there was a fine stir indeed! But the matter was soon explained, and
the right confirmed. The last Earl of the line fell in the wars of
the Commonwealth fighting for the King, and the odd privilege ended with
him.</p>
<p>Tom Canty lived to be a very old man, a handsome, white-haired old fellow,
of grave and benignant aspect. As long as he lasted he was honoured;
and he was also reverenced, for his striking and peculiar costume kept the
people reminded that 'in his time he had been royal;' so, wherever he
appeared the crowd fell apart, making way for him, and whispering, one to
another, "Doff thy hat, it is the King's Ward!"—and so they saluted,
and got his kindly smile in return—and they valued it, too, for his
was an honourable history.</p>
<p>Yes, King Edward VI. lived only a few years, poor boy, but he lived them
worthily. More than once, when some great dignitary, some gilded
vassal of the crown, made argument against his leniency, and urged that
some law which he was bent upon amending was gentle enough for its
purpose, and wrought no suffering or oppression which any one need
mightily mind, the young King turned the mournful eloquence of his great
compassionate eyes upon him and answered—</p>
<p>"What dost <i>thou</i> know of suffering and oppression? I and my people
know, but not thou."</p>
<p>The reign of Edward VI. was a singularly merciful one for those harsh
times. Now that we are taking leave of him, let us try to keep this
in our minds, to his credit.</p>
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<p>FOOTNOTES AND TWAIN'S NOTES</p>
<p>{1} For Mark Twain's note see below under the relevant chapter
heading.</p>
<p>{2} He refers to the order of baronets, or baronettes; the barones
minores, as distinct from the parliamentary barons—not, it need
hardly be said, to the baronets of later creation.</p>
<p>{3} The lords of Kingsale, descendants of De Courcy, still enjoy
this curious privilege.</p>
<p>{4} Hume.</p>
<p>{5} Ib.</p>
<p>{6} Leigh Hunt's 'The Town,' p.408, quotation from an early tourist.</p>
<p>{7} Canting terms for various kinds of thieves, beggars and
vagabonds, and their female companions.</p>
<p>{8} From 'The English Rogue.' London, 1665.</p>
<p>{9} Hume's England.</p>
<p>{10} See Dr. J. Hammond Trumbull's Blue Laws, True and False, p. 11.</p>
<p><br/><br/><br/>NOTE 1, Chapter IV. Christ's Hospital Costume.</p>
<p>It is most reasonable to regard the dress as copied from the costume of
the citizens of London of that period, when long blue coats were the
common habit of apprentices and serving-men, and yellow stockings were
generally worn; the coat fits closely to the body, but has loose sleeves,
and beneath is worn a sleeveless yellow under-coat; around the waist is a
red leathern girdle; a clerical band around the neck, and a small flat
black cap, about the size of a saucer, completes the costume.—Timbs'
Curiosities of London.</p>
<p><br/><br/><br/>NOTE 2, Chapter IV.</p>
<p>It appears that Christ's Hospital was not originally founded as a <i>school</i>;
its object was to rescue children from the streets, to shelter, feed,
clothe them.—Timbs' Curiosities of London.</p>
<p><br/><br/><br/>NOTE 3, Chapter V. The Duke of Norfolk's Condemnation
commanded.</p>
<p>The King was now approaching fast towards his end; and fearing lest
Norfolk should escape him, he sent a message to the Commons, by which he
desired them to hasten the Bill, on pretence that Norfolk enjoyed the
dignity of Earl Marshal, and it was necessary to appoint another, who
might officiate at the ensuing ceremony of installing his son Prince of
Wales.—Hume's History of England, vol. iii. p. 307.</p>
<p><br/><br/><br/>NOTE 4, Chapter VII.</p>
<p>It was not till the end of this reign (Henry VIII.) that any salads,
carrots, turnips, or other edible roots were produced in England. The
little of these vegetables that was used was formerly imported from
Holland and Flanders. Queen Catherine, when she wanted a salad, was
obliged to despatch a messenger thither on purpose.—Hume's History
of England, vol. iii. p. 314.</p>
<p><br/><br/><br/>NOTE 5, Chapter VIII. Attainder of Norfolk.</p>
<p>The House of Peers, without examining the prisoner, without trial or
evidence, passed a Bill of Attainder against him and sent it down to the
Commons . . . The obsequious Commons obeyed his (the King's) directions;
and the King, having affixed the Royal assent to the Bill by
commissioners, issued orders for the execution of Norfolk on the morning
of January 29 (the next day).—Hume's History of England, vol iii. p
306.</p>
<p><br/><br/><br/>NOTE 6, Chapter X. The Loving-cup.</p>
<p>The loving-cup, and the peculiar ceremonies observed in drinking from it,
are older than English history. It is thought that both are Danish
importations. As far back as knowledge goes, the loving-cup has
always been drunk at English banquets. Tradition explains the
ceremonies in this way. In the rude ancient times it was deemed a
wise precaution to have both hands of both drinkers employed, lest while
the pledger pledged his love and fidelity to the pledgee, the pledgee take
that opportunity to slip a dirk into him!</p>
<p><br/><br/><br/>NOTE 7, Chapter XI. The Duke of Norfolk's narrow Escape.</p>
<p>Had Henry VIII. survived a few hours longer, his order for the duke's
execution would have been carried into effect. 'But news being carried to
the Tower that the King himself had expired that night, the lieutenant
deferred obeying the warrant; and it was not thought advisable by the
Council to begin a new reign by the death of the greatest nobleman in the
kingdom, who had been condemned by a sentence so unjust and tyrannical.'—Hume's
History of England, vol. iii, p. 307.</p>
<p><br/><br/><br/>NOTE 8, Chapter XIV. The Whipping-boy.</p>
<p>James I. and Charles II. had whipping-boys, when they were little fellows,
to take their punishment for them when they fell short in their lessons;
so I have ventured to furnish my small prince with one, for my own
purposes.</p>
<p><br/><br/><br/>NOTES to Chapter XV.</p>
<p>Character of Hertford.</p>
<p>The young King discovered an extreme attachment to his uncle, who was, in
the main, a man of moderation and probity.—Hume's History of
England, vol. iii, p324.</p>
<p>But if he (the Protector) gave offence by assuming too much state, he
deserves great praise on account of the laws passed this session, by which
the rigour of former statutes was much mitigated, and some security given
to the freedom of the constitution. All laws were repealed which
extended the crime of treason beyond the statute of the twenty-fifth of
Edward III.; all laws enacted during the late reign extending the crime of
felony; all the former laws against Lollardy or heresy, together with the
statute of the Six Articles. None were to be accused for words, but
within a month after they were spoken. By these repeals several of
the most rigorous laws that ever had passed in England were annulled; and
some dawn, both of civil and religious liberty, began to appear to the
people. A repeal also passed of that law, the destruction of all
laws, by which the King's proclamation was made of equal force with a
statute.—Ibid. vol. iii. p. 339.</p>
<p>Boiling to Death.</p>
<p>In the reign of Henry VIII. poisoners were, by Act of Parliament,
condemned to be <i>boiled to death</i>. This Act was repealed in the
following reign.</p>
<p>In Germany, even in the seventeenth century, this horrible punishment was
inflicted on coiners and counterfeiters. Taylor, the Water Poet,
describes an execution he witnessed in Hamburg in 1616. The judgment
pronounced against a coiner of false money was that he should '<i>be boiled
to death in oil</i>; not thrown into the vessel at once, but with a pulley or
rope to be hanged under the armpits, and then let down into the oil <i>by
degrees</i>; first the feet, and next the legs, and so to boil his flesh from
his bones alive.'—Dr. J. Hammond Trumbull's Blue Laws, True and
False, p. 13.</p>
<p>The Famous Stocking Case.</p>
<p>A woman and her daughter, <i>nine years old</i>, were hanged in Huntingdon for
selling their souls to the devil, and raising a storm by pulling off their
stockings!—Dr. J. Hammond Trumbull's Blue Laws, True and False, p.
20.</p>
<p><br/><br/><br/>NOTE 10, Chapter XVII. Enslaving.</p>
<p>So young a King and so ignorant a peasant were likely to make mistakes;
and this is an instance in point. This peasant was suffering from
this law <i>by anticipation</i>; the King was venting his indignation against a
law which was not yet in existence; for this hideous statute was to have
birth in this little King's <i>own reign</i>. However, we know, from the humanity
of his character, that it could never have been suggested by him.</p>
<p><br/><br/><br/>NOTES to Chapter XXIII. Death for Trifling Larcenies.</p>
<p>When Connecticut and New Haven were framing their first codes, larceny
above the value of twelve pence was a capital crime in England—as it
had been since the time of Henry I.—Dr. J. Hammond Trumbull's Blue
Laws, True and False, p. 17.</p>
<p>The curious old book called The English Rogue makes the limit thirteen
pence ha'penny: death being the portion of any who steal a thing
'above the value of thirteen pence ha'penny.'</p>
<p><br/><br/><br/>NOTES to Chapter XXVII.</p>
<p>From many descriptions of larceny the law expressly took away the benefit
of clergy: to steal a horse, or a <i>hawk</i>, or woollen cloth from the
weaver, was a hanging matter. So it was to kill a deer from the
King's forest, or to export sheep from the kingdom.—Dr. J. Hammond
Trumbull's Blue Laws, True and False, p.13.</p>
<p>William Prynne, a learned barrister, was sentenced (long after Edward
VI.'s time) to lose both his ears in the pillory, to degradation from the
bar, a fine of 3,000 pounds, and imprisonment for life. Three years
afterwards he gave new offence to Laud by publishing a pamphlet against
the hierarchy. He was again prosecuted, and was sentenced to lose
<i>what remained of his ears</i>, to pay a fine of 5,000 pounds, to be <i>branded on
both his cheeks</i> with the letters S. L. (for Seditious Libeller), and to
remain in prison for life. The severity of this sentence was
equalled by the savage rigour of its execution.—Ibid. p. 12.</p>
<p><br/><br/><br/>NOTES to Chapter XXXIII.</p>
<p>Christ's Hospital, or Bluecoat School, 'the noblest institution in the
world.'</p>
<p>The ground on which the Priory of the Grey Friars stood was conferred by
Henry VIII. on the Corporation of London (who caused the institution there
of a home for poor boys and girls). Subsequently, Edward VI. caused the
old Priory to be properly repaired, and founded within it that noble
establishment called the Bluecoat School, or Christ's Hospital, for the
<i>education</i> and maintenance of orphans and the children of indigent persons
. . . Edward would not let him (Bishop Ridley) depart till the letter was
written (to the Lord Mayor), and then charged him to deliver it himself,
and signify his special request and commandment that no time might be lost
in proposing what was convenient, and apprising him of the proceedings.
The work was zealously undertaken, Ridley himself engaging in it;
and the result was the founding of Christ's Hospital for the education of
poor children. (The King endowed several other charities at the same
time.) "Lord God," said he, "I yield Thee most hearty thanks that Thou
hast given me life thus long to finish this work to the glory of Thy
name!" That innocent and most exemplary life was drawing rapidly to
its close, and in a few days he rendered up his spirit to his Creator,
praying God to defend the realm from Papistry.—J. Heneage Jesse's
London: its Celebrated Characters and Places.</p>
<p>In the Great Hall hangs a large picture of King Edward VI. seated on his
throne, in a scarlet and ermined robe, holding the sceptre in his left
hand, and presenting with the other the Charter to the kneeling Lord
Mayor. By his side stands the Chancellor, holding the seals, and
next to him are other officers of state. Bishop Ridley kneels before
him with uplifted hands, as if supplicating a blessing on the event;
whilst the Aldermen, etc., with the Lord Mayor, kneel on both sides,
occupying the middle ground of the picture; and lastly, in front, are a
double row of boys on one side and girls on the other, from the master and
matron down to the boy and girl who have stepped forward from their
respective rows, and kneel with raised hands before the King.—Timbs'
Curiosities of London, p. 98.</p>
<p>Christ's Hospital, by ancient custom, possesses the privilege of
addressing the Sovereign on the occasion of his or her coming into the
City to partake of the hospitality of the Corporation of London.—Ibid.</p>
<p>The Dining Hall, with its lobby and organ-gallery, occupies the entire
storey, which is 187 feet long, 51 feet wide, and 47 feet high; it is lit
by nine large windows, filled with stained glass on the south side; and
is, next to Westminster Hall, the noblest room in the metropolis. Here
the boys, now about 800 in number, dine; and here are held the 'Suppings
in Public,' to which visitors are admitted by tickets issued by the
Treasurer and by the Governors of Christ's Hospital. The tables are
laid with cheese in wooden bowls, beer in wooden piggins, poured from
leathern jacks, and bread brought in large baskets. The official
company enter; the Lord Mayor, or President, takes his seat in a state
chair made of oak from St. Catherine's Church, by the Tower; a hymn is
sung, accompanied by the organ; a 'Grecian,' or head boy, reads the
prayers from the pulpit, silence being enforced by three drops of a wooden
hammer. After prayer the supper commences, and the visitors walk
between the tables. At its close the 'trade-boys' take up the
baskets, bowls, jacks, piggins, and candlesticks, and pass in procession,
the bowing to the Governors being curiously formal. This spectacle
was witnessed by Queen Victoria and Prince Albert in 1845.</p>
<p>Among the more eminent Bluecoat boys are Joshua Barnes, editor of Anacreon
and Euripides; Jeremiah Markland, the eminent critic, particularly in
Greek Literature; Camden, the antiquary; Bishop Stillingfleet; Samuel
Richardson, the novelist; Thomas Mitchell, the translator of Aristophanes;
Thomas Barnes, many years editor of the London Times; Coleridge, Charles
Lamb, and Leigh Hunt.</p>
<p>No boy is admitted before he is seven years old, or after he is nine; and
no boy can remain in the school after he is fifteen, King's boys and
'Grecians' alone excepted. There are about 500 Governors, at the
head of whom are the Sovereign and the Prince of Wales. The
qualification for a Governor is payment of 500 pounds.—Ibid.</p>
<p><br/><br/><br/></p>
<p>GENERAL NOTE.</p>
<p>One hears much about the 'hideous Blue Laws of Connecticut,' and is
accustomed to shudder piously when they are mentioned. There are
people in America—and even in England!—who imagine that they
were a very monument of malignity, pitilessness, and inhumanity; whereas
in reality they were about the first <i>sweeping departure from judicial
atrocity</i> which the 'civilised' world had seen. This humane and
kindly Blue Law Code, of two hundred and forty years ago, stands all by
itself, with ages of bloody law on the further side of it, and a century
and three-quarters of bloody English law on <i>this</i> side of it.</p>
<p>There has never been a time—under the Blue Laws or any other—when
above <i>fourteen</i> crimes were punishable by death in Connecticut. But
in England, within the memory of men who are still hale in body and mind,
<i>two hundred and twenty-three</i> crimes were punishable by death! {10} These
facts are worth knowing—and worth thinking about, too.</p>
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