<h2><SPAN name="link2HCH0002"></SPAN> CHAPTER II.<br/> THE BALLOON ASCENSION</h2>
<p>Well, Tom got up one thing after another, but they all had tender spots about
’em somewheres, and he had to shove ’em aside. So at last he was
about in despair. Then the St. Louis papers begun to talk a good deal about the
balloon that was going to sail to Europe, and Tom sort of thought he wanted to
go down and see what it looked like, but couldn’t make up his mind. But
the papers went on talking, and so he allowed that maybe if he didn’t go
he mightn’t ever have another chance to see a balloon; and next, he found
out that Nat Parsons was going down to see it, and that decided him, of course.
He wasn’t going to have Nat Parsons coming back bragging about seeing the
balloon, and him having to listen to it and keep quiet. So he wanted me and Jim
to go too, and we went.</p>
<p>It was a noble big balloon, and had wings and fans and all sorts of things, and
wasn’t like any balloon you see in pictures. It was away out toward the
edge of town, in a vacant lot, corner of Twelfth street; and there was a big
crowd around it, making fun of it, and making fun of the man,—a lean pale
feller with that soft kind of moonlight in his eyes, you know,—and they
kept saying it wouldn’t go. It made him hot to hear them, and he would
turn on them and shake his fist and say they was animals and blind, but some
day they would find they had stood face to face with one of the men that lifts
up nations and makes civilizations, and was too dull to know it; and right here
on this spot their own children and grandchildren would build a monument to him
that would outlast a thousand years, but his name would outlast the monument.
And then the crowd would burst out in a laugh again, and yell at him, and ask
him what was his name before he was married, and what he would take to not do
it, and what was his sister’s cat’s grandmother’s name, and
all the things that a crowd says when they’ve got hold of a feller that
they see they can plague. Well, some things they said <i>was</i>
funny,—yes, and mighty witty too, I ain’t denying that,—but
all the same it warn’t fair nor brave, all them people pitching on one,
and they so glib and sharp, and him without any gift of talk to answer back
with. But, good land! what did he want to sass back for? You see, it
couldn’t do him no good, and it was just nuts for them. They <i>had</i>
him, you know. But that was his way. I reckon he couldn’t help it; he was
made so, I judge. He was a good enough sort of cretur, and hadn’t no harm
in him, and was just a genius, as the papers said, which wasn’t his
fault. We can’t all be sound: we’ve got to be the way we’re
made. As near as I can make out, geniuses think they know it all, and so they
won’t take people’s advice, but always go their own way, which
makes everybody forsake them and despise them, and that is perfectly natural.
If they was humbler, and listened and tried to learn, it would be better for
them.</p>
<p>The part the professor was in was like a boat, and was big and roomy, and had
water-tight lockers around the inside to keep all sorts of things in, and a
body could sit on them, and make beds on them, too. We went aboard, and there
was twenty people there, snooping around and examining, and old Nat Parsons was
there, too. The professor kept fussing around getting ready, and the people
went ashore, drifting out one at a time, and old Nat he was the last. Of course
it wouldn’t do to let him go out behind <i>us</i>. We mustn’t budge
till he was gone, so we could be last ourselves.</p>
<p>But he was gone now, so it was time for us to follow. I heard a big shout, and
turned around—the city was dropping from under us like a shot! It made me
sick all through, I was so scared. Jim turned gray and couldn’t say a
word, and Tom didn’t say nothing, but looked excited. The city went on
dropping down, and down, and down; but we didn’t seem to be doing nothing
but just hang in the air and stand still. The houses got smaller and smaller,
and the city pulled itself together, closer and closer, and the men and wagons
got to looking like ants and bugs crawling around, and the streets like threads
and cracks; and then it all kind of melted together, and there wasn’t any
city any more it was only a big scar on the earth, and it seemed to me a body
could see up the river and down the river about a thousand miles, though of
course it wasn’t so much. By and by the earth was a ball—just a
round ball, of a dull color, with shiny stripes wriggling and winding around
over it, which was rivers. The Widder Douglas always told me the earth was
round like a ball, but I never took any stock in a lot of them superstitions
o’ hers, and of course I paid no attention to that one, because I could
see myself that the world was the shape of a plate, and flat. I used to go up
on the hill, and take a look around and prove it for myself, because I reckon
the best way to get a sure thing on a fact is to go and examine for yourself,
and not take anybody’s say-so. But I had to give in now that the widder
was right. That is, she was right as to the rest of the world, but she
warn’t right about the part our village is in; that part is the shape of
a plate, and flat, I take my oath!</p>
<p>The professor had been quiet all this time, as if he was asleep; but he broke
loose now, and he was mighty bitter. He says something like this:</p>
<p>“Idiots! They said it wouldn’t go; and they wanted to examine it,
and spy around and get the secret of it out of me. But I beat them. Nobody
knows the secret but me. Nobody knows what makes it move but me; and it’s
a new power—a new power, and a thousand times the strongest in the earth!
Steam’s foolishness to it! They said I couldn’t go to Europe. To
Europe! Why, there’s power aboard to last five years, and feed for three
months. They are fools! What do they know about it? Yes, and they said my
air-ship was flimsy. Why, she’s good for fifty years! I can sail the
skies all my life if I want to, and steer where I please, though they laughed
at that, and said I couldn’t. Couldn’t steer! Come here, boy;
we’ll see. You press these buttons as I tell you.”</p>
<p>He made Tom steer the ship all about and every which way, and learnt him the
whole thing in nearly no time; and Tom said it was perfectly easy. He made him
fetch the ship down ’most to the earth, and had him spin her along so
close to the Illinois prairies that a body could talk to the farmers, and hear
everything they said perfectly plain; and he flung out printed bills to them
that told about the balloon, and said it was going to Europe. Tom got so he
could steer straight for a tree till he got nearly to it, and then dart up and
skin right along over the top of it. Yes, and he showed Tom how to land her;
and he done it first-rate, too, and set her down in the prairies as soft as
wool. But the minute we started to skip out the professor says, “No, you
don’t!” and shot her up in the air again. It was awful. I begun to
beg, and so did Jim; but it only give his temper a rise, and he begun to rage
around and look wild out of his eyes, and I was scared of him.</p>
<p>Well, then he got on to his troubles again, and mourned and grumbled about the
way he was treated, and couldn’t seem to git over it, and especially
people’s saying his ship was flimsy. He scoffed at that, and at their
saying she warn’t simple and would be always getting out of order. Get
out of order! That graveled him; he said that she couldn’t any more get
out of order than the solar sister.</p>
<div class="fig"> <ANTIMG src="images/{0033}.jpg" width-obs="600" height-obs="444" alt="[Illustration]" /> <p class="caption">“He said he would sail his balloon around the world”</p> </div>
<p>He got worse and worse, and I never see a person take on so. It give me the
cold shivers to see him, and so it did Jim. By and by he got to yelling and
screaming, and then he swore the world shouldn’t ever have his secret at
all now, it had treated him so mean. He said he would sail his balloon around
the globe just to show what he could do, and then he would sink it in the sea,
and sink us all along with it, too. Well, it was the awfulest fix to be in, and
here was night coming on!</p>
<div class="fig"> <ANTIMG src="images/{0037}.jpg" width-obs="522" height-obs="600" alt="[Illustration]" /> <p class="caption">“And here was night coming on!”</p> </div>
<p>He give us something to eat, and made us go to the other end of the boat, and
he laid down on a locker, where he could boss all the works, and put his old
pepper-box revolver under his head, and said if anybody come fooling around
there trying to land her, he would kill him.</p>
<p>We set scrunched up together, and thought considerable, but didn’t say
much—only just a word once in a while when a body had to say something or
bust, we was so scared and worried. The night dragged along slow and lonesome.
We was pretty low down, and the moonshine made everything soft and pretty, and
the farmhouses looked snug and homeful, and we could hear the farm sounds, and
wished we could be down there; but, laws! we just slipped along over them like
a ghost, and never left a track.</p>
<p>Away in the night, when all the sounds was late sounds, and the air had a late
feel, and a late smell, too—about a two-o’clock feel, as near as I
could make out—Tom said the professor was so quiet this time he must be
asleep, and we’d better—</p>
<p>“Better what?” I says in a whisper, and feeling sick all over,
because I knowed what he was thinking about.</p>
<p>“Better slip back there and tie him, and land the ship,” he says.</p>
<p>I says: “No, sir! Don’ you budge, Tom Sawyer.”</p>
<p>And Jim—well, Jim was kind o’ gasping, he was so scared. He says:</p>
<p>“Oh, Mars Tom, <i>don’t!</i> Ef you teches him, we’s
gone—we’s gone sho’! I ain’t gwine anear him, not for
nothin’ in dis worl’. Mars Tom, he’s plumb crazy.”</p>
<p>Tom whispers and says—“That’s <i>why</i> we’ve got to
do something. If he wasn’t crazy I wouldn’t give shucks to be
anywhere but here; you couldn’t hire me to get out—now that
I’ve got used to this balloon and over the scare of being cut loose from
the solid ground—if he was in his right mind. But it’s no good
politics, sailing around like this with a person that’s out of his head,
and says he’s going round the world and then drown us all. We’ve
<i>got</i> to do something, I tell you, and do it before he wakes up, too, or
we mayn’t ever get another chance. Come!”</p>
<p>But it made us turn cold and creepy just to think of it, and we said we
wouldn’t budge. So Tom was for slipping back there by himself to see if
he couldn’t get at the steering-gear and land the ship. We begged and
begged him not to, but it warn’t no use; so he got down on his hands and
knees, and begun to crawl an inch at a time, we a-holding our breath and
watching. After he got to the middle of the boat he crept slower than ever, and
it did seem like years to me. But at last we see him get to the
professor’s head, and sort of raise up soft and look a good spell in his
face and listen. Then we see him begin to inch along again toward the
professor’s feet where the steering-buttons was. Well, he got there all
safe, and was reaching slow and steady toward the buttons, but he knocked down
something that made a noise, and we see him slump down flat an’ soft in
the bottom, and lay still. The professor stirred, and says, “What’s
that?” But everybody kept dead still and quiet, and he begun to mutter
and mumble and nestle, like a person that’s going to wake up, and I
thought I was going to die, I was so worried and scared.</p>
<p>Then a cloud slid over the moon, and I ’most cried, I was so glad. She
buried herself deeper and deeper into the cloud, and it got so dark we
couldn’t see Tom. Then it began to sprinkle rain, and we could hear the
professor fussing at his ropes and things and abusing the weather. We was
afraid every minute he would touch Tom, and then we would be goners, and no
help; but Tom was already on his way back, and when we felt his hands on our
knees my breath stopped sudden, and my heart fell down ’mongst my other
works, because I couldn’t tell in the dark but it might be the professor!
which I thought it <i>was</i>.</p>
<p>Dear! I was so glad to have him back that I was just as near happy as a person
could be that was up in the air that way with a deranged man. You can’t
land a balloon in the dark, and so I hoped it would keep on raining, for I
didn’t want Tom to go meddling any more and make us so awful
uncomfortable. Well, I got my wish. It drizzled and drizzled along the rest of
the night, which wasn’t long, though it did seem so; and at daybreak it
cleared, and the world looked mighty soft and gray and pretty, and the forests
and fields so good to see again, and the horses and cattle standing sober and
thinking. Next, the sun come a-blazing up gay and splendid, and then we began
to feel rusty and stretchy, and first we knowed we was all asleep.</p>
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