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<h2> THE TALE OF MR. TOD </h2>
<p>[For William Francis of Ulva—Someday!]<br/>
<br/>
I have made many books about<br/>
well-behaved people. Now, for a<br/>
change, I am going to make a story<br/>
about two disagreeable people,<br/>
called Tommy Brock and Mr. Tod.<br/>
<br/>
Nobody could call Mr. Tod<br/>
"nice." The rabbits could not bear<br/>
him; they could smell him half a<br/>
mile off. He was of a wandering<br/>
habit and he had foxy whiskers;<br/>
they never knew where he would be<br/>
next.<br/>
<br/>
One day he was living in a stick-<br/>
house in the coppice [grove], causing<br/>
terror to the family of old Mr.<br/>
Benjamin Bouncer. Next day he<br/>
moved into a pollard willow near<br/>
the lake, frightening the wild ducks<br/>
and the water rats.<br/>
<br/>
In winter and early spring he<br/>
might generally be found in an<br/>
earth amongst the rocks at the top<br/>
of Bull Banks, under Oatmeal Crag.<br/>
<br/>
He had half a dozen houses, but<br/>
he was seldom at home.<br/>
<br/>
The houses were not always<br/>
empty when Mr. Tod moved OUT;<br/>
because sometimes Tommy Brock<br/>
moved IN; (without asking leave).<br/>
<br/>
Tommy Brock was a short bristly<br/>
fat waddling person with a grin; he<br/>
grinned all over his face. He was<br/>
not nice in his habits. He ate wasp<br/>
nests and frogs and worms; and he<br/>
waddled about by moonlight, digging<br/>
things up.<br/>
<br/>
His clothes were very dirty; and<br/>
as he slept in the daytime, he<br/>
always went to bed in his boots.<br/>
And the bed which he went to bed<br/>
in was generally Mr. Tod's.<br/>
<br/>
Now Tommy Brock did occasionally<br/>
eat rabbit pie; but it was only<br/>
very little young ones occasionally,<br/>
when other food was really scarce.<br/>
He was friendly with old Mr.<br/>
Bouncer; they agreed in disliking<br/>
the wicked otters and Mr. Tod; they<br/>
often talked over that painful subject.<br/>
<br/>
Old Mr. Bouncer was stricken in<br/>
years. He sat in the spring sunshine<br/>
outside the burrow, in a muffler;<br/>
smoking a pipe of rabbit tobacco.<br/>
<br/>
He lived with his son Benjamin<br/>
Bunny and his daughter-in-law<br/>
Flopsy, who had a young family.<br/>
Old Mr. Bouncer was in charge of<br/>
the family that afternoon, because<br/>
Benjamin and Flopsy had gone out.<br/>
<br/>
The little rabbit babies were just<br/>
old enough to open their blue eyes<br/>
and kick. They lay in a fluffy bed of<br/>
rabbit wool and hay, in a shallow<br/>
burrow, separate from the main<br/>
rabbit hole. To tell the truth—old<br/>
Mr. Bouncer had forgotten them.<br/>
<br/>
He sat in the sun, and conversed<br/>
cordially with Tommy Brock, who<br/>
was passing through the wood with<br/>
a sack and a little spud which he<br/>
used for digging, and some mole<br/>
traps. He complained bitterly<br/>
about the scarcity of pheasants'<br/>
eggs, and accused Mr. Tod of<br/>
poaching them. And the otters had<br/>
cleared off all the frogs while he<br/>
was asleep in winter—"I have not<br/>
had a good square meal for a fort-<br/>
night, I am living on pig-nuts. I<br/>
shall have to turn vegetarian and<br/>
eat my own tail!" said Tommy<br/>
Brock.<br/>
<br/>
It was not much of a joke, but it<br/>
tickled old Mr. Bouncer; because<br/>
Tommy Brock was so fat and<br/>
stumpy and grinning.<br/>
<br/>
So old Mr. Bouncer laughed; and<br/>
pressed Tommy Brock to come inside,<br/>
to taste a slice of seed cake<br/>
and "a glass of my daughter Flopsy's<br/>
cowslip wine." Tommy Brock<br/>
squeezed himself into the rabbit<br/>
hole with alacrity.<br/>
<br/>
Then old Mr. Bouncer smoked<br/>
another pipe, and gave Tommy<br/>
Brock a cabbage leaf cigar which<br/>
was so very strong that it made<br/>
Tommy Brock grin more than ever;<br/>
and the smoke filled the burrow.<br/>
Old Mr. Bouncer coughed and<br/>
laughed; and Tommy Brock puffed<br/>
and grinned.<br/>
<br/>
And Mr. Bouncer laughed and<br/>
coughed, and shut his eyes because<br/>
of the cabbage smoke ..........<br/>
<br/>
When Flopsy and Benjamin came<br/>
back old Mr. Bouncer woke up.<br/>
Tommy Brock and all the young<br/>
rabbit babies had disappeared!<br/>
<br/>
Mr. Bouncer would not confess<br/>
that he had admitted anybody into<br/>
the rabbit hole. But the smell of<br/>
badger was undeniable; and there<br/>
were round heavy footmarks in the<br/>
sand. He was in disgrace; Flopsy<br/>
wrung her ears, and slapped him.<br/>
<br/>
Benjamin Bunny set off at once<br/>
after Tommy Brock.<br/>
<br/>
There was not much difficulty in<br/>
tracking him; he had left his foot-<br/>
mark and gone slowly up the winding<br/>
footpath through the wood. Here he<br/>
had rooted up the moss and wood<br/>
sorrel. There he had dug quite a<br/>
deep hole for dog darnel; and had<br/>
set a mole trap. A little stream<br/>
crossed the way. Benjamin skipped<br/>
lightly over dry-foot; the badger's<br/>
heavy steps showed plainly in the mud.<br/>
<br/>
The path led to a part of the<br/>
thicket where the trees had been<br/>
cleared; there were leafy oak<br/>
stumps, and a sea of blue hyacinths<br/>
—but the smell that made Benjamin<br/>
stop was NOT the smell of flowers!<br/>
<br/>
Mr. Tod's stick house was before<br/>
him; and, for once, Mr. Tod was at<br/>
home. There was not only a foxy<br/>
flavor in proof of it—there was<br/>
smoke coming out of the broken<br/>
pail that served as a chimney.<br/>
<br/>
Benjamin Bunny sat up, staring,<br/>
his whiskers twitched. Inside the<br/>
stick house somebody dropped a<br/>
plate, and said something. Benjamin<br/>
stamped his foot, and bolted.<br/>
<br/>
He never stopped till he came to<br/>
the other side of the wood. Apparently<br/>
Tommy Brock had turned the<br/>
same way. Upon the top of the wall<br/>
there were again the marks of<br/>
<br/>
badger; and some ravellings of a<br/>
sack had caught on a briar.<br/>
<br/>
Benjamin climbed over the wall,<br/>
into a meadow. He found another<br/>
mole trap newly set; he was still<br/>
upon the track of Tommy Brock. It<br/>
was getting late in the afternoon.<br/>
Other rabbits were coming out to<br/>
enjoy the evening air. One of them<br/>
in a blue coat, by himself, was busily<br/>
hunting for dandelions.—<br/>
"Cousin Peter! Peter Rabbit, Peter<br/>
Rabbit!" shouted Benjamin Bunny.<br/>
<br/>
The blue coated rabbit sat up<br/>
with pricked ears—"Whatever is<br/>
the matter, Cousin Benjamin? Is it<br/>
a cat? or John Stoat Ferret?"<br/>
<br/>
"No, no, no! He's bagged my<br/>
family—Tommy Brock—in a sack<br/>
—have you seen him?"<br/>
<br/>
"Tommy Brock? how many,<br/>
Cousin Benjamin?"<br/>
<br/>
"Seven, Cousin Peter, and all of<br/>
them twins! Did he come this way?<br/>
Please tell me quick!"<br/>
<br/>
"Yes, yes; not ten minutes since<br/>
... he said they were CATERPILLARS;<br/>
I did think they were kicking rather<br/>
hard, for caterpillars."<br/>
<br/>
"Which way? which way has he<br/>
gone, Cousin Peter?"<br/>
<br/>
"He had a sack with something<br/>
live in it; I watched him set a mole<br/>
trap. Let me use my mind, Cousin<br/>
Benjamin; tell me from the beginning,"<br/>
Benjamin did so.<br/>
<br/>
"My Uncle Bouncer has displayed<br/>
a lamentable want of discretion for<br/>
his years;" said Peter reflectively,<br/>
"but there are two hopeful<br/>
circumstances. Your family is alive and<br/>
kicking; and Tommy Brock has had<br/>
refreshments. He will probably go<br/>
to sleep, and keep them for breakfast."<br/>
"Which way?" "Cousin Benjamin,<br/>
compose yourself. I know<br/>
very well which way. Because Mr.<br/>
Tod was at home in the stick house<br/>
he has gone to Mr. Tod's other<br/>
house, at the top of Bull Banks. I<br/>
partly know, because he offered to<br/>
leave any message at Sister Cottontail's;<br/>
he said he would be passing."<br/>
(Cottontail had married a black<br/>
rabbit, and gone to live on the hill.)<br/>
<br/>
Peter hid his dandelions, and<br/>
accompanied the afflicted parent,<br/>
who was all of atwitter. They<br/>
crossed several fields and began to<br/>
climb the hill; the tracks of Tommy<br/>
Brock were plainly to be seen. He<br/>
seemed to have put down the sack<br/>
every dozen yards, to rest.<br/>
<br/>
"He must be very puffed; we are<br/>
close behind him, by the scent.<br/>
What a nasty person!" said Peter.<br/>
<br/>
The sunshine was still warm and<br/>
slanting on the hill pastures. Half<br/>
way up, Cottontail was sitting in<br/>
her doorway, with four or five half-<br/>
grown little rabbits playing about<br/>
her; one black and the others<br/>
brown.<br/>
<br/>
Cottontail had seen Tommy<br/>
Brock passing in the distance.<br/>
Asked whether her husband was at<br/>
home she replied that Tommy<br/>
Brock had rested twice while she<br/>
watched him.<br/>
<br/>
He had nodded, and pointed to<br/>
the sack, and seemed doubled up<br/>
with laughing.—"Come away,<br/>
Peter; he will be cooking them;<br/>
come quicker!" said Benjamin<br/>
Bunny.<br/>
<br/>
They climbed up and up;—"He<br/>
was at home; I saw his black ears<br/>
peeping out of the hole." "They live<br/>
too near the rocks to quarrel with<br/>
their neighbors. Come on, Cousin<br/>
Benjamin!"<br/>
<br/>
When they came near the wood<br/>
at the top of Bull Banks, they went<br/>
cautiously. The trees grew amongst<br/>
heaped up rocks; and there,<br/>
beneath a crag, Mr. Tod had made<br/>
one of his homes. It was at the top<br/>
of a steep bank; the rocks and<br/>
bushes overhung it. The rabbits<br/>
crept up carefully, listening and<br/>
peeping.<br/>
<br/>
This house was something between<br/>
a cave, a prison, and a tumbledown<br/>
pigsty. There was a strong<br/>
door, which was shut and locked.<br/>
<br/>
The setting sun made the window<br/>
panes glow like red flame; but<br/>
the kitchen fire was not alight. It<br/>
was neatly laid with dry sticks, as<br/>
the rabbits could see, when they<br/>
peeped through the window.<br/>
<br/>
Benjamin sighed with relief.<br/>
<br/>
But there were preparations<br/>
upon the kitchen table which made<br/>
him shudder. There was an immense<br/>
empty pie dish of blue willow<br/>
pattern, and a large carving<br/>
knife and fork, and a chopper.<br/>
<br/>
At the other end of the table was<br/>
a partly unfolded tablecloth, a<br/>
plate, a tumbler, a knife and fork,<br/>
salt cellar, mustard and a chair—<br/>
in short, preparations for one<br/>
person's supper.<br/>
<br/>
No person was to be seen, and<br/>
no young rabbits. The kitchen was<br/>
empty and silent; the clock had run<br/>
down. Peter and Benjamin flattened<br/>
their noses against the window,<br/>
and stared into the dusk.<br/>
<br/>
Then they scrambled round the<br/>
rocks to the other side of the house.<br/>
It was damp and smelly, and over-<br/>
grown with thorns and briars.<br/>
<br/>
The rabbits shivered in their<br/>
shoes.<br/>
<br/>
"Oh my poor rabbit babies!<br/>
What a dreadful place; I shall never<br/>
see them again!" sighed Benjamin.<br/>
<br/>
They crept up to the bedroom<br/>
window. It was closed and bolted<br/>
like the kitchen. But there were<br/>
signs that this window had been<br/>
recently open; the cobwebs were<br/>
disturbed, and there were fresh dirty<br/>
footmarks upon the windowsill.<br/>
<br/>
The room inside was so dark that<br/>
at first they could make out nothing;<br/>
but they could hear a noise—a<br/>
slow deep regular snoring grunt.<br/>
And as their eyes became accustomed<br/>
to the darkness, they perceived<br/>
that somebody was asleep<br/>
on Mr. Tod's bed, curled up under<br/>
the blanket.—"He has gone to bed<br/>
in his boots," whispered Peter.<br/>
<br/>
Benjamin, who was all of atwitter,<br/>
pulled Peter off the windowsill.<br/></p>
<p>Tommy Brock's snores continued,<br/>
grunty and regular from Mr.<br/>
Tod's bed. Nothing could be seen of<br/>
the young family.<br/>
<br/>
The sun had set; an owl began to<br/>
hoot in the wood. There were many<br/>
unpleasant things lying about that<br/>
had much better have been buried;<br/>
rabbit bones and skulls, and chickens'<br/>
legs and other horrors. It was<br/>
a shocking place, and very dark.<br/>
<br/>
They went back to the front of<br/>
the house, and tried in every way to<br/>
move the bolt of the kitchen window.<br/>
They tried to push up a rusty<br/>
nail between the window sashes;<br/>
but it was of no use, especially<br/>
without a light.<br/>
<br/>
They sat side by side outside the<br/>
window, whispering and listening.<br/>
<br/>
In half an hour the moon rose<br/>
over the wood. It shone full and<br/>
clear and cold, upon the house,<br/>
amongst the rocks, and in at the<br/>
kitchen window. But alas, no little<br/>
rabbit babies were to be seen! The<br/>
moonbeams twinkled on the carving<br/>
knife and the pie dish, and<br/>
made a path of brightness across<br/>
the dirty floor.<br/>
<br/>
The light showed a little door in<br/>
a wall beside the kitchen fireplace<br/>
—a little iron door belonging to a<br/>
brick oven of that old-fashioned<br/>
sort that used to be heated with<br/>
faggots of wood.<br/>
<br/>
And presently at the same moment<br/>
Peter and Benjamin noticed<br/>
that whenever they shook the window<br/>
the little door opposite shook<br/>
in answer. The young family were<br/>
alive; shut up in the oven!<br/>
<br/>
Benjamin was so excited that it<br/>
was a mercy he did not awake<br/>
Tommy Brock, whose snores continued<br/>
solemnly in Mr. Tod's bed.<br/>
<br/>
But there really was not very<br/>
much comfort in the discovery.<br/>
They could not open the window;<br/>
and although the young family was<br/>
alive the little rabbits were quite<br/>
incapable of letting themselves out;<br/>
they were not old enough to crawl.<br/>
<br/>
After much whispering, Peter<br/>
and Benjamin decided to dig a tunnel.<br/>
They began to burrow a yard<br/>
or two lower down the bank. They<br/>
hoped that they might be able to<br/>
work between the large stones<br/>
under the house; the kitchen floor<br/>
was so dirty that it was impossible<br/>
to say whether it was made of earth<br/>
or flags.<br/>
<br/>
They dug and dug for hours.<br/>
They could not tunnel straight on<br/>
account of stones; but by the end of<br/>
the night they were under the<br/>
kitchen floor. Benjamin was on his<br/>
back scratching upwards. Peter's<br/>
claws were worn down; he was<br/>
outside the tunnel, shuffling sand<br/>
away. He called out that it was<br/>
morning—sunrise; and that the<br/>
jays were making a noise down<br/>
below in the woods.<br/>
<br/>
Benjamin Bunny came out of the<br/>
dark tunnel shaking the sand from<br/>
his ears; he cleaned his face with<br/>
his paws. Every minute the sun<br/>
shone warmer on the top of the<br/>
hill. In the valley there was a sea of<br/>
white mist, with golden tops of<br/>
trees showing through.<br/>
<br/>
Again from the fields down<br/>
below in the mist there came the<br/>
angry cry of a jay, followed by the<br/>
sharp yelping bark of a fox!<br/>
<br/>
Then those two rabbits lost their<br/>
heads completely. They did the<br/>
most foolish thing that they could<br/>
have done. They rushed into their<br/>
short new tunnel, and hid themselves<br/>
at the top end of it, under<br/>
Mr. Tod's kitchen floor.<br/>
<br/>
Mr. Tod was coming up Bull<br/>
Banks, and he was in the very worst<br/>
of tempers. First he had been upset<br/>
by breaking the plate. It was his<br/>
own fault; but it was a china plate,<br/>
the last of the dinner service that<br/>
had belonged to his grandmother,<br/>
old Vixen Tod. Then the midges<br/>
had been very bad. And he had<br/>
failed to catch a hen pheasant on<br/>
her nest; and it had contained only<br/>
five eggs, two of them addled. Mr.<br/>
Tod had had an unsatisfactory<br/>
night.<br/>
<br/>
As usual, when out of humor, he<br/>
determined to move house. First he<br/>
tried the pollard willow, but it was<br/>
damp; and the otters had left a<br/>
dead fish near it. Mr. Tod likes<br/>
nobody's leavings but his own.<br/>
<br/>
He made his way up the hill; his<br/>
temper was not improved by noticing<br/>
unmistakable marks of badger.<br/>
No one else grubs up the moss so<br/>
wantonly as Tommy Brock.<br/>
<br/>
Mr. Tod slapped his stick upon<br/>
the earth and fumed; he guessed<br/>
where Tommy Brock had gone to.<br/>
He was further annoyed by the jay<br/>
bird which followed him persistently.<br/>
It flew from tree to tree and<br/>
scolded, warning every rabbit<br/>
within hearing that either a cat or<br/>
a fox was coming up the plantation.<br/>
Once when it flew screaming<br/>
over his head Mr. Tod snapped at<br/>
it, and barked.<br/>
<br/>
He approached his house very<br/>
carefully, with a large rusty key. He<br/>
sniffed and his whiskers bristled.<br/>
<br/>
The house was locked up, but Mr.<br/>
Tod had his doubts whether it was<br/>
empty. He turned the rusty key in<br/>
the lock; the rabbits below could<br/>
hear it. Mr. Tod opened the door<br/>
cautiously and went in.<br/>
<br/>
The sight that met Mr. Tod's eyes<br/>
in Mr. Tod's kitchen made Mr. Tod<br/>
furious. There was Mr. Tod's chair,<br/>
and Mr. Tod's pie dish, and his<br/>
knife and fork and mustard and<br/>
salt cellar, and his tablecloth, that<br/>
he had left folded up in the dresser<br/>
—all set out for supper (or breakfast)<br/>
—without doubt for that<br/>
odious Tommy Brock.<br/>
<br/>
There was a smell of fresh earth<br/>
and dirty badger, which fortunately<br/>
overpowered all smell of<br/>
rabbit.<br/>
<br/>
But what absorbed Mr. Tod's<br/>
attention was a noise, a deep slow<br/>
regular snoring grunting noise,<br/>
coming from his own bed.<br/>
<br/>
He peeped through the hinges of<br/>
the half-open bedroom door. Then<br/>
he turned and came out of the<br/>
house in a hurry. His whiskers bristled<br/>
and his coat collar stood on<br/>
end with rage.<br/>
<br/>
For the next twenty minutes Mr.<br/>
Tod kept creeping cautiously into<br/>
the house, and retreating hurriedly<br/>
out again. By degrees he ventured<br/>
further in—right into the bed-<br/>
room. When he was outside the<br/>
house, he scratched up the earth<br/>
with fury. But when he was inside<br/>
—he did not like the look of<br/>
Tommy Brock's teeth.<br/>
<br/>
He was lying on his back with his<br/>
mouth open, grinning from ear to<br/>
ear. He snored peacefully and<br/>
regularly; but one eye was not<br/>
perfectly shut.<br/>
<br/>
Mr. Tod came in and out of the<br/>
bedroom. Twice he brought in his<br/>
walking stick, and once he brought<br/>
in the coal scuttle. But he thought<br/>
better of it, and took them away.<br/>
<br/>
When he came back after removing<br/>
the coal scuttle, Tommy Brock<br/>
was lying a little more sideways;<br/>
but he seemed even sounder asleep.<br/>
He was an incurably indolent person;<br/>
he was not in the least afraid<br/>
of Mr. Tod; he was simply too lazy<br/>
and comfortable to move.<br/>
<br/>
Mr. Tod came back yet again<br/>
into the bedroom with a clothes<br/>
line. He stood a minute watching<br/>
Tommy Brock and listening attentively<br/>
to the snores. They were very<br/>
loud indeed, but seemed quite natural.<br/>
<br/>
Mr. Tod turned his back towards<br/>
the bed, and undid the window. It<br/>
creaked; he turned round with a<br/>
jump. Tommy Brock, who had<br/>
opened one eye—shut it hastily.<br/>
The snores continued.<br/>
<br/>
Mr. Tod's proceedings were<br/>
peculiar, and rather difficult (because<br/>
the bed was between the window<br/>
and the door of the bedroom). He<br/>
opened the window a little way,<br/>
and pushed out the greater part of<br/>
the clothes line on to the window-<br/>
sill. The rest of the line, with a hook<br/>
at the end, remained in his hand.<br/>
<br/>
Tommy Brock snored conscientiously.<br/>
Mr. Tod stood and looked<br/>
at him for a minute; then he left<br/>
the room again.<br/>
<br/>
Tommy Brock opened both eyes,<br/>
and looked at the rope and grinned.<br/>
There was a noise outside the window.<br/>
Tommy Brock shut his eyes in<br/>
a hurry.<br/>
<br/>
Mr. Tod had gone out at the<br/>
front door, and round to the back<br/>
of the house. On the way, he stumbled<br/>
over the rabbit burrow. If he<br/>
had had any idea who was inside it<br/>
he would have pulled them out<br/>
quickly.<br/>
<br/>
His foot went through the tunnel<br/>
nearly upon the top of Peter Rabbit<br/>
and Benjamin; but, fortunately, he<br/>
thought that it was some more of<br/>
Tommy Brock's work.<br/>
<br/>
He took up the coil of line from<br/>
the sill, listened for a moment, and<br/>
then tied the rope to a tree.<br/>
<br/>
Tommy Brock watched him with<br/>
one eye, through the window. He<br/>
was puzzled.<br/>
<br/>
Mr. Tod fetched a large heavy<br/>
pailful of water from the spring,<br/>
and staggered with it through the<br/>
kitchen into his bedroom.<br/>
<br/>
Tommy Brock snored industriously,<br/>
with rather a snort.<br/>
<br/>
Mr. Tod put down the pail beside<br/>
the bed, took up the end of rope<br/>
with the hook—hesitated, and<br/>
looked at Tommy Brock. The<br/>
snores were almost apoplectic; but<br/>
the grin was not quite so big.<br/>
<br/>
Mr. Tod gingerly mounted a<br/>
chair by the head of the bedstead.<br/>
His legs were dangerously near to<br/>
Tommy Brock's teeth.<br/>
<br/>
He reached up and put the end<br/>
of rope, with the hook, over the<br/>
head of the tester bed, where the<br/>
curtains ought to hang.<br/>
<br/>
(Mr. Tod's curtains were folded<br/>
up, and put away, owing to the<br/>
house being unoccupied. So was<br/>
the counterpane. Tommy Brock<br/>
was covered with a blanket only.)<br/>
Mr. Tod standing on the unsteady<br/>
chair looked down upon him attentively;<br/>
he really was a first prize<br/>
sound sleeper!<br/>
<br/>
It seemed as though nothing<br/>
would waken him—not even the<br/>
flapping rope across the bed.<br/>
<br/>
Mr. Tod descended safely from<br/>
the chair, and endeavored to get up<br/>
again with the pail of water. He<br/>
intended to hang it from the hook,<br/>
dangling over the head of Tommy<br/>
Brock, in order to make a sort of<br/>
shower-bath, worked by a string,<br/>
through the window.<br/>
<br/>
But, naturally, being a thin-<br/>
legged person (though vindictive<br/>
and sandy whiskered)—he was<br/>
quite unable to lift the heavy<br/>
weight to the level of the hook and<br/>
rope. He very nearly overbalanced<br/>
himself.<br/>
<br/>
The snores became more and<br/>
more apoplectic. One of Tommy<br/>
Brock's hind legs twitched under<br/>
the blanket, but still he slept on<br/>
peacefully.<br/>
<br/>
Mr. Tod and the pail descended<br/>
from the chair without accident.<br/>
After considerable thought, he<br/>
emptied the water into a wash<br/>
basin and jug. The empty pail was<br/>
not too heavy for him; he slung it<br/>
up wobbling over the head of<br/>
Tommy Brock.<br/>
<br/>
Surely there never was such a<br/>
sleeper! Mr. Tod got up and down,<br/>
down and up on the chair.<br/>
<br/>
As he could not lift the whole<br/>
pailful of water at once he fetched<br/>
a milk jug and ladled quarts of<br/>
water into the pail by degrees. The<br/>
pail got fuller and fuller, and<br/>
swung like a pendulum. Occasionally<br/>
a drop splashed over; but still<br/>
Tommy Brock snored regularly and<br/>
never moved,—except in one eye.<br/>
<br/>
At last Mr. Tod's preparations<br/>
were complete. The pail was full of<br/>
water; the rope was tightly strained<br/>
over the top of the bed, and across<br/>
the windowsill to the tree outside.<br/>
<br/>
"It will make a great mess in my<br/>
bedroom; but I could never sleep in<br/>
that bed again without a spring<br/>
cleaning of some sort," said Mr.<br/>
Tod.<br/></p>
<p>Mr. Tod took a last look at the<br/>
badger and softly left the room. He<br/>
went out of the house, shutting the<br/>
front door. The rabbits heard his<br/>
footsteps over the tunnel.<br/>
<br/>
He ran round behind the house,<br/>
intending to undo the rope in order<br/>
to let fall the pailful of water upon<br/>
Tommy Brock—<br/>
<br/>
"I will wake him up with an<br/>
unpleasant surprise," said Mr. Tod.<br/>
<br/>
The moment he had gone,<br/>
Tommy Brock got up in a hurry; he<br/>
rolled Mr. Tod's dressing-gown into<br/>
a bundle, put it into the bed beneath<br/>
the pail of water instead of<br/>
himself, and left the room also—<br/>
grinning immensely.<br/>
<br/>
He went into the kitchen, lighted<br/>
the fire and boiled the kettle; for<br/>
the moment he did not trouble<br/>
himself to cook the baby rabbits.<br/></p>
<p>When Mr. Tod got to the tree, he<br/>
found that the weight and strain<br/>
had dragged the knot so tight that<br/>
it was past untying. He was obliged<br/>
to gnaw it with his teeth. He<br/>
chewed and gnawed for more than<br/>
twenty minutes. At last the rope<br/>
gave way with such a sudden jerk<br/>
that it nearly pulled his teeth out,<br/>
and quite knocked him over backwards.<br/>
<br/>
Inside the house there was a<br/>
great crash and splash, and the<br/>
noise of a pail rolling over and over.<br/>
<br/>
But no screams. Mr. Tod was<br/>
mystified; he sat quite still, and<br/>
listened attentively. Then he peeped<br/>
in at the window. The water was<br/>
dripping from the bed, the pail had<br/>
rolled into a corner.<br/>
<br/>
In the middle of the bed, under<br/>
the blanket, was a wet SOMETHING<br/>
—much flattened in the middle,<br/>
where the pail had caught it (as it<br/>
were across the tummy). Its head<br/>
was covered by the wet blanket,<br/>
and it was NOT SNORING ANY LONGER.<br/>
<br/>
There was nothing stirring, and<br/>
no sound except the drip, drop,<br/>
drop, drip, of water trickling from<br/>
the mattress.<br/></p>
<p>Mr. Tod watched it for half an<br/>
hour; his eyes glistened.<br/>
<br/>
Then he cut a caper, and became<br/>
so bold that he even tapped at the<br/>
window; but the bundle never<br/>
moved.<br/>
<br/>
Yes—there was no doubt about<br/>
it—it had turned out even better<br/>
than he had planned; the pail had<br/>
hit poor old Tommy Brock, and<br/>
killed him dead!<br/>
<br/>
"I will bury that nasty person in<br/>
the hole which he has dug. I will<br/>
bring my bedding out, and dry it in<br/>
the sun," said Mr. Tod.<br/>
<br/>
"I will wash the tablecloth and<br/>
spread it on the grass in the sun to<br/>
bleach. And the blanket must be<br/>
hung up in the wind; and the bed<br/>
must be thoroughly disinfected,<br/>
and aired with a warming-pan;<br/>
and warmed with a hot water bottle."<br/>
<br/>
"I will get soft soap, and monkey<br/>
soap, and all sorts of soap; and<br/>
soda and scrubbing brushes; and<br/>
persian powder; and carbolic to<br/>
remove the smell. I must have a<br/>
disinfecting. Perhaps I may have to<br/>
burn sulphur."<br/>
<br/>
He hurried round the house to<br/>
get a shovel from the kitchen—<br/>
"First I will arrange the hole—then<br/>
I will drag out that person in the<br/>
blanket. . . ."<br/>
<br/>
He opened the door. . . .<br/>
<br/>
Tommy Brock was sitting at Mr.<br/>
Tod's kitchen table, pouring out tea<br/>
from Mr. Tod's teapot into Mr.<br/>
Tod's teacup. He was quite dry<br/>
himself and grinning; and he threw<br/>
the cup of scalding tea all over Mr.<br/>
Tod.<br/>
<br/>
Then Mr. Tod rushed upon<br/>
Tommy Brock, and Tommy Brock<br/>
grappled with Mr. Tod amongst<br/>
the broken crockery, and there<br/>
was a terrific battle all over the<br/>
kitchen. To the rabbits underneath<br/>
it sounded as if the floor would give<br/>
way at each crash of falling furniture.<br/>
<br/>
They crept out of their tunnel,<br/>
and hung about amongst the rocks<br/>
and bushes, listening anxiously.<br/>
<br/>
Inside the house the racket was<br/>
fearful. The rabbit babies in the<br/>
oven woke up trembling; perhaps it<br/>
was fortunate they were shut up inside.<br/>
<br/>
Everything was upset except the<br/>
kitchen table.<br/>
<br/>
And everything was broken,<br/>
except the mantelpiece and the<br/>
kitchen fender. The crockery was<br/>
smashed to atoms.<br/>
<br/>
The chairs were broken, and the<br/>
window, and the clock fell with a<br/>
crash, and there were handfuls of<br/>
Mr. Tod's sandy whiskers.<br/>
<br/>
The vases fell off the mantelpiece,<br/>
the cannisters fell off the<br/>
shelf; the kettle fell off the hob.<br/>
Tommy Brock put his foot in a jar<br/>
of raspberry jam.<br/></p>
<p>And the boiling water out of the<br/>
kettle fell upon the tail of Mr. Tod.<br/>
<br/>
When the kettle fell, Tommy<br/>
Brock, who was still grinning,<br/>
happened to be uppermost; and he<br/>
rolled Mr. Tod over and over like a<br/>
log, out at the door.<br/>
<br/>
Then the snarling and worrying<br/>
went on outside; and they rolled<br/>
over the bank, and down hill,<br/>
bumping over the rocks. There will<br/>
never be any love lost between<br/>
Tommy Brock and Mr. Tod.<br/>
<br/>
As soon as the coast was clear,<br/>
Peter Rabbit and Benjamin Bunny<br/>
came out of the bushes.<br/>
<br/>
"Now for it! Run in, Cousin<br/>
Benjamin! Run in and get them! while<br/>
I watch the door."<br/>
<br/>
But Benjamin was frightened—<br/>
<br/>
"Oh; oh! they are coming back!"<br/>
<br/>
"No they are not."<br/>
<br/>
"Yes they are!"<br/>
<br/>
"What dreadful bad language! I<br/>
think they have fallen down the<br/>
stone quarry."<br/>
<br/>
Still Benjamin hesitated, and<br/>
Peter kept pushing him—<br/>
<br/>
"Be quick, it's all right. Shut the<br/>
oven door, Cousin Benjamin, so<br/>
that he won't miss them."<br/>
<br/>
Decidedly there were lively<br/>
doings in Mr. Tod's kitchen!<br/>
<br/>
At home in the rabbit hole,<br/>
things had not been quite comfortable.<br/>
<br/>
After quarreling at supper,<br/>
Flopsy and old Mr. Bouncer had<br/>
passed a sleepless night, and<br/>
quarrelled again at breakfast. Old Mr.<br/>
Bouncer could no longer deny that<br/>
he had invited company into the<br/>
rabbit hole; but he refused to reply<br/>
to the questions and reproaches of<br/>
Flopsy. The day passed heavily.<br/>
<br/>
Old Mr. Bouncer, very sulky, was<br/>
huddled up in a corner, barricaded<br/>
with a chair. Flopsy had taken<br/>
away his pipe and hidden the tobacco.<br/>
She had been having a complete<br/>
turn out and spring cleaning,<br/>
to relieve her feelings. She had just<br/>
finished. Old Mr. Bouncer, behind<br/>
his chair, was wondering anxiously<br/>
what she would do next.<br/>
<br/>
In Mr. Tod's kitchen, amidst the<br/>
wreckage, Benjamin Bunny picked<br/>
his way to the oven nervously,<br/>
through a thick cloud of dust. He<br/>
opened the oven door, felt inside,<br/>
and found something warm and<br/>
wriggling. He lifted it out carefully,<br/>
and rejoined Peter Rabbit.<br/>
<br/>
"I've got them! Can we get away?<br/>
Shall we hide, Cousin Peter?"<br/>
<br/>
Peter pricked his ears; distant<br/>
sounds of fighting still echoed in<br/>
the wood.<br/>
<br/>
Five minutes afterwards two<br/>
breathless rabbits came scuttering<br/>
away down Bull Banks, half carrying,<br/>
half dragging a sack between<br/>
them, bumpetty bump over the<br/>
grass. They reached home safely,<br/>
and burst into the rabbit hole.<br/>
<br/>
Great was old Mr. Bouncer's relief<br/>
and Flopsy's joy when Peter and<br/>
Benjamin arrived in triumph with<br/>
the young family. The rabbit babies<br/>
were rather tumbled and very hungry;<br/>
they were fed and put to bed.<br/>
They soon recovered.<br/>
<br/>
A new long pipe and a fresh supply<br/>
of rabbit tobacco was presented<br/>
to Mr. Bouncer. He was rather<br/>
upon his dignity; but he accepted.<br/>
<br/>
Old Mr. Bouncer was forgiven,<br/>
and they all had dinner. Then Peter<br/>
and Benjamin told their story—but<br/>
they had not waited long enough to<br/>
be able to tell the end of the battle<br/>
between Tommy Brock and Mr.<br/>
Tod.<br/></p>
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