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<p>Laura soon discovered that there were three distinct aristocracies in
Washington. One of these, (nick-named the Antiques,) consisted of
cultivated, high-bred old families who looked back with pride upon an
ancestry that had been always great in the nation's councils and its wars
from the birth of the republic downward. Into this select circle it was
difficult to gain admission. No. 2 was the aristocracy of the middle
ground—of which, more anon. No. 3 lay beyond; of it we will say a
word here. We will call it the Aristocracy of the Parvenus—as,
indeed, the general public did. Official position, no matter how obtained,
entitled a man to a place in it, and carried his family with him, no
matter whence they sprang. Great wealth gave a man a still higher and
nobler place in it than did official position. If this wealth had been
acquired by conspicuous ingenuity, with just a pleasant little spice of
illegality about it, all the better. This aristocracy was "fast," and not
averse to ostentation.</p>
<p>The aristocracy of the Antiques ignored the aristocracy of the Parvenus;
the Parvenus laughed at the Antiques, (and secretly envied them.)</p>
<p>There were certain important "society" customs which one in Laura's
position needed to understand. For instance, when a lady of any prominence
comes to one of our cities and takes up her residence, all the ladies of
her grade favor her in turn with an initial call, giving their cards to
the servant at the door by way of introduction. They come singly,
sometimes; sometimes in couples; and always in elaborate full dress. They
talk two minutes and a quarter and then go. If the lady receiving the call
desires a further acquaintance, she must return the visit within two
weeks; to neglect it beyond that time means "let the matter drop." But if
she does return the visit within two weeks, it then becomes the other
party's privilege to continue the acquaintance or drop it. She signifies
her willingness to continue it by calling again any time within
twelve-months; after that, if the parties go on calling upon each other
once a year, in our large cities, that is sufficient, and the
acquaintanceship holds good. The thing goes along smoothly, now. The
annual visits are made and returned with peaceful regularity and bland
satisfaction, although it is not necessary that the two ladies shall
actually see each other oftener than once every few years. Their cards
preserve the intimacy and keep the acquaintanceship intact.</p>
<p>For instance, Mrs. A. pays her annual visit, sits in her carriage and
sends in her card with the lower right hand corner turned down, which
signifies that she has "called in person;" Mrs. B: sends down word that
she is "engaged" or "wishes to be excused"—or if she is a Parvenu
and low-bred, she perhaps sends word that she is "not at home." Very good;
Mrs. A. drives on happy and content. If Mrs. A.'s daughter marries, or a
child is born to the family, Mrs. B. calls, sends in her card with the
upper left hand corner turned down, and then goes along about her affairs—for
that inverted corner means "Congratulations." If Mrs. B.'s husband falls
downstairs and breaks his neck, Mrs. A. calls, leaves her card with the
upper right hand corner turned down, and then takes her departure; this
corner means "Condolence." It is very necessary to get the corners right,
else one may unintentionally condole with a friend on a wedding or
congratulate her upon a funeral. If either lady is about to leave the
city, she goes to the other's house and leaves her card with "P. P. C."
engraved under the name—which signifies, "Pay Parting Call." But
enough of etiquette. Laura was early instructed in the mysteries of
society life by a competent mentor, and thus was preserved from
troublesome mistakes.</p>
<p>The first fashionable call she received from a member of the ancient
nobility, otherwise the Antiques, was of a pattern with all she received
from that limb of the aristocracy afterward. This call was paid by Mrs.
Major-General Fulke-Fulkerson and daughter. They drove up at one in the
afternoon in a rather antiquated vehicle with a faded coat of arms on the
panels, an aged white-wooled negro coachman on the box and a younger
darkey beside him—the footman. Both of these servants were dressed
in dull brown livery that had seen considerable service.</p>
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<p>The ladies entered the drawing-room in full character; that is to say,
with Elizabethan stateliness on the part of the dowager, and an easy grace
and dignity on the part of the young lady that had a nameless something
about it that suggested conscious superiority. The dresses of both ladies
were exceedingly rich, as to material, but as notably modest as to color
and ornament. All parties having seated themselves, the dowager delivered
herself of a remark that was not unusual in its form, and yet it came from
her lips with the impressiveness of Scripture:</p>
<p>"The weather has been unpropitious of late, Miss Hawkins."</p>
<p>"It has indeed," said Laura. "The climate seems to be variable."</p>
<p>"It is its nature of old, here," said the daughter—stating it
apparently as a fact, only, and by her manner waving aside all personal
responsibility on account of it. "Is it not so, mamma?"</p>
<p>"Quite so, my child. Do you like winter, Miss Hawkins?" She said "like" as
if she had an idea that its dictionary meaning was "approve of."</p>
<p>"Not as well as summer—though I think all seasons have their
charms."</p>
<p>"It is a very just remark. The general held similar views. He considered
snow in winter proper; sultriness in summer legitimate; frosts in the
autumn the same, and rains in spring not objectionable. He was not an
exacting man. And I call to mind now that he always admired thunder. You
remember, child, your father always admired thunder?"</p>
<p>"He adored it."</p>
<p>"No doubt it reminded him of battle," said Laura.</p>
<p>"Yes, I think perhaps it did. He had a great respect for Nature. He often
said there was something striking about the ocean. You remember his saying
that, daughter?"</p>
<p>"Yes, often, Mother. I remember it very well."</p>
<p>"And hurricanes... He took a great interest in hurricanes. And animals.
Dogs, especially—hunting dogs. Also comets. I think we all have our
predilections. I think it is this that gives variety to our tastes."</p>
<p>Laura coincided with this view.</p>
<p>"Do you find it hard and lonely to be so far from your home and friends,
Miss Hawkins?"</p>
<p>"I do find it depressing sometimes, but then there is so much about me
here that is novel and interesting that my days are made up more of
sunshine than shadow."</p>
<p>"Washington is not a dull city in the season," said the young lady. "We
have some very good society indeed, and one need not be at a loss for
means to pass the time pleasantly. Are you fond of watering-places, Miss
Hawkins?"</p>
<p>"I have really had no experience of them, but I have always felt a strong
desire to see something of fashionable watering-place life."</p>
<p>"We of Washington are unfortunately situated in that respect," said the
dowager. "It is a tedious distance to Newport. But there is no help for
it."</p>
<p>Laura said to herself, "Long Branch and Cape May are nearer than Newport;
doubtless these places are low; I'll feel my way a little and see." Then
she said aloud:</p>
<p>"Why I thought that Long Branch—"</p>
<p>There was no need to "feel" any further—there was that in both faces
before her which made that truth apparent. The dowager said:</p>
<p>"Nobody goes there, Miss Hawkins—at least only persons of no
position in society. And the President." She added that with tranquility.</p>
<p>"Newport is damp, and cold, and windy and excessively disagreeable," said
the daughter, "but it is very select. One cannot be fastidious about minor
matters when one has no choice."</p>
<p>The visit had spun out nearly three minutes, now. Both ladies rose with
grave dignity, conferred upon Laura a formal invitation to call, and then
retired from the conference. Laura remained in the drawing-room and left
them to pilot themselves out of the house—an inhospitable thing, it
seemed to her, but then she was following her instructions. She stood,
steeped in reverie, a while, and then she said:</p>
<p>"I think I could always enjoy icebergs—as scenery but not as
company."</p>
<p>Still, she knew these two people by reputation, and was aware that they
were not ice-bergs when they were in their own waters and amid their
legitimate surroundings, but on the contrary were people to be respected
for their stainless characters and esteemed for their social virtues and
their benevolent impulses. She thought it a pity that they had to be such
changed and dreary creatures on occasions of state.</p>
<p>The first call Laura received from the other extremity of the Washington
aristocracy followed close upon the heels of the one we have just been
describing. The callers this time were the Hon. Mrs. Oliver Higgins, the
Hon. Mrs. Patrique Oreille (pronounced O-relay,) Miss Bridget (pronounced
Breezhay) Oreille, Mrs. Peter Gashly, Miss Gashly, and Miss Emmeline
Gashly.</p>
<p>The three carriages arrived at the same moment from different directions.
They were new and wonderfully shiny, and the brasses on the harness were
highly polished and bore complicated monograms. There were showy coats of
arms, too, with Latin mottoes. The coachmen and footmen were clad in
bright new livery, of striking colors, and they had black rosettes with
shaving-brushes projecting above them, on the sides of their stove-pipe
hats.</p>
<p>When the visitors swept into the drawing-room they filled the place with a
suffocating sweetness procured at the perfumer's. Their costumes, as to
architecture, were the latest fashion intensified; they were rainbow-hued;
they were hung with jewels—chiefly diamonds. It would have been
plain to any eye that it had cost something to upholster these women.</p>
<p>The Hon. Mrs. Oliver Higgins was the wife of a delegate from a distant
territory—a gentleman who had kept the principal "saloon," and sold
the best whiskey in the principal village in his wilderness, and so, of
course, was recognized as the first man of his commonwealth and its
fittest representative.</p>
<p>He was a man of paramount influence at home, for he was public spirited,
he was chief of the fire department, he had an admirable command of
profane language, and had killed several "parties." His shirt fronts were
always immaculate; his boots daintily polished, and no man could lift a
foot and fire a dead shot at a stray speck of dirt on it with a white
handkerchief with a finer grace than he; his watch chain weighed a pound;
the gold in his finger ring was worth forty five dollars; he wore a
diamond cluster-pin and he parted his hair behind. He had always been
regarded as the most elegant gentleman in his territory, and it was
conceded by all that no man thereabouts was anywhere near his equal in the
telling of an obscene story except the venerable white-haired governor
himself. The Hon. Higgins had not come to serve his country in Washington
for nothing. The appropriation which he had engineered through Congress
for the maintenance of the Indians in his Territory would have made all
those savages rich if it had ever got to them.</p>
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<p>The Hon. Mrs. Higgins was a picturesque woman, and a fluent talker, and
she held a tolerably high station among the Parvenus. Her English was fair
enough, as a general thing—though, being of New York origin, she had
the fashion peculiar to many natives of that city of pronouncing saw and
law as if they were spelt sawr and lawr.</p>
<p>Petroleum was the agent that had suddenly transformed the Gashlys from
modest hard-working country village folk into "loud" aristocrats and
ornaments of the city.</p>
<p>The Hon. Patrique Oreille was a wealthy Frenchman from Cork. Not that he
was wealthy when he first came from Cork, but just the reverse. When he
first landed in New York with his wife, he had only halted at Castle
Garden for a few minutes to receive and exhibit papers showing that he had
resided in this country two years—and then he voted the democratic
ticket and went up town to hunt a house. He found one and then went to
work as assistant to an architect and builder, carrying a hod all day and
studying politics evenings. Industry and economy soon enabled him to start
a low rum shop in a foul locality, and this gave him political influence.
In our country it is always our first care to see that our people have the
opportunity of voting for their choice of men to represent and govern them—we
do not permit our great officials to appoint the little officials. We
prefer to have so tremendous a power as that in our own hands. We hold it
safest to elect our judges and everybody else. In our cities, the ward
meetings elect delegates to the nominating conventions and instruct them
whom to nominate. The publicans and their retainers rule the ward meetings
(for everybody else hates the worry of politics and stays at home); the
delegates from the ward meetings organize as a nominating convention and
make up a list of candidates—one convention offering a democratic
and another a republican list of incorruptibles; and then the great meek
public come forward at the proper time and make unhampered choice and
bless Heaven that they live in a free land where no form of despotism can
ever intrude.</p>
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<p>Patrick O'Riley (as his name then stood) created friends and influence
very fast, for he was always on hand at the police courts to give straw
bail for his customers or establish an alibi for them in case they had
been beating anybody to death on his premises. Consequently he presently
became a political leader, and was elected to a petty office under the
city government. Out of a meager salary he soon saved money enough to open
quite a stylish liquor saloon higher up town, with a faro bank attached
and plenty of capital to conduct it with. This gave him fame and great
respectability. The position of alderman was forced upon him, and it was
just the same as presenting him a gold mine. He had fine horses and
carriages, now, and closed up his whiskey mill.</p>
<p>By and by he became a large contractor for city work, and was a bosom
friend of the great and good Wm. M. Weed himself, who had stolen
$20,600,000 from the city and was a man so envied, so honored,—so
adored, indeed, that when the sheriff went to his office to arrest him as
a felon, that sheriff blushed and apologized, and one of the illustrated
papers made a picture of the scene and spoke of the matter in such a way
as to show that the editor regretted that the offense of an arrest had
been offered to so exalted a personage as Mr. Weed.</p>
<p>Mr. O'Riley furnished shingle nails to the new Court House at three
thousand dollars a keg, and eighteen gross of 60-cent thermometers at
fifteen hundred dollars a dozen; the controller and the board of audit
passed the bills, and a mayor, who was simply ignorant but not criminal,
signed them. When they were paid, Mr. O'Riley's admirers gave him a
solitaire diamond pin of the size of a filbert, in imitation of the
liberality of Mr. Weed's friends, and then Mr. O'Riley retired from active
service and amused himself with buying real estate at enormous figures and
holding it in other people's names. By and by the newspapers came out with
exposures and called Weed and O'Riley "thieves,"—whereupon the
people rose as one man (voting repeatedly) and elected the two gentlemen
to their proper theatre of action, the New York legislature. The
newspapers clamored, and the courts proceeded to try the new legislators
for their small irregularities. Our admirable jury system enabled the
persecuted ex-officials to secure a jury of nine gentlemen from a
neighboring asylum and three graduates from Sing-Sing, and presently they
walked forth with characters vindicated. The legislature was called upon
to spew them forth—a thing which the legislature declined to do. It
was like asking children to repudiate their own father. It was a
legislature of the modern pattern.</p>
<p>Being now wealthy and distinguished, Mr. O'Riley, still bearing the
legislative "Hon." attached to his name (for titles never die in America,
although we do take a republican pride in poking fun at such trifles),
sailed for Europe with his family. They traveled all about, turning their
noses up at every thing, and not finding it a difficult thing to do,
either, because nature had originally given those features a cast in that
direction; and finally they established themselves in Paris, that Paradise
of Americans of their sort.—They staid there two years and learned
to speak English with a foreign accent—not that it hadn't always had
a foreign accent (which was indeed the case) but now the nature of it was
changed. Finally they returned home and became ultra fashionables. They
landed here as the Hon. Patrique Oreille and family, and so are known unto
this day.</p>
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<p>Laura provided seats for her visitors and they immediately launched forth
into a breezy, sparkling conversation with that easy confidence which is
to be found only among persons accustomed to high life.</p>
<p>"I've been intending to call sooner, Miss Hawkins," said the Hon. Mrs.
Oreille, "but the weather's been so horrid. How do you like Washington?"</p>
<p>Laura liked it very well indeed.</p>
<p>Mrs. Gashly—"Is it your first visit?"</p>
<p>Yes, it was her first.</p>
<p>All—"Indeed?"</p>
<p>Mrs. Oreille—"I'm afraid you'll despise the weather, Miss Hawkins.
It's perfectly awful. It always is. I tell Mr. Oreille I can't and I won't
put up with any such a climate. If we were obliged to do it, I wouldn't
mind it; but we are not obliged to, and so I don't see the use of it.
Sometimes its real pitiful the way the childern pine for Parry—don't
look so sad, Bridget, 'ma chere'—poor child, she can't hear Parry
mentioned without getting the blues."</p>
<p>Mrs. Gashly—"Well I should think so, Mrs. Oreille. A body lives in
Paris, but a body, only stays here. I dote on Paris; I'd druther scrimp
along on ten thousand dollars a year there, than suffer and worry here on
a real decent income."</p>
<p>Miss Gashly—"Well then, I wish you'd take us back, mother; I'm sure
I hate this stoopid country enough, even if it is our dear native land."</p>
<p>Miss Emmeline Gashly—"What and leave poor Johnny Peterson behind?"
[An airy genial laugh applauded this sally].</p>
<p>Miss Gashly—"Sister, I should think you'd be ashamed of yourself!"</p>
<p>Miss Emmeline—"Oh, you needn't ruffle your feathers so: I was only
joking. He don't mean anything by coming to the house every evening—only
comes to see mother. Of course that's all!" [General laughter].</p>
<p>Miss G. prettily confused—"Emmeline, how can you!"</p>
<p>Mrs. G.—"Let your sister alone, Emmeline. I never saw such a tease!"</p>
<p>Mrs. Oreille—"What lovely corals you have, Miss Hawkins! Just look
at them, Bridget, dear. I've a great passion for corals—it's a pity
they're getting a little common. I have some elegant ones—not as
elegant as yours, though—but of course I don't wear them now."</p>
<p>Laura—"I suppose they are rather common, but still I have a great
affection for these, because they were given to me by a dear old friend of
our family named Murphy. He was a very charming man, but very eccentric.
We always supposed he was an Irishman, but after he got rich he went
abroad for a year or two, and when he came back you would have been amused
to see how interested he was in a potato.</p>
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<p>He asked what it was! Now you know that when Providence shapes a mouth
especially for the accommodation of a potato you can detect that fact at a
glance when that mouth is in repose—foreign travel can never remove
that sign. But he was a very delightful gentleman, and his little foible
did not hurt him at all. We all have our shams—I suppose there is a
sham somewhere about every individual, if we could manage to ferret it
out. I would so like to go to France. I suppose our society here compares
very favorably with French society does it not, Mrs. Oreille?"</p>
<p>Mrs. O.—"Not by any means, Miss Hawkins! French society is much more
elegant—much more so."</p>
<p>Laura—"I am sorry to hear that. I suppose ours has deteriorated of
late."</p>
<p>Mrs. O.—"Very much indeed. There are people in society here that
have really no more money to live on than what some of us pay for servant
hire. Still I won't say but what some of them are very good people—and
respectable, too."</p>
<p>Laura—"The old families seem to be holding themselves aloof, from
what I hear. I suppose you seldom meet in society now, the people you used
to be familiar with twelve or fifteen years ago?"</p>
<p>Mrs. O.—"Oh, no-hardly ever."</p>
<p>Mr. O'Riley kept his first rum-mill and protected his customers from the
law in those days, and this turn of the conversation was rather
uncomfortable to madame than otherwise.</p>
<p>Hon. Mrs. Higgins—"Is Francois' health good now, Mrs. Oreille?"</p>
<p>Mrs. O.—(Thankful for the intervention)—"Not very. A body
couldn't expect it. He was always delicate—especially his lungs—and
this odious climate tells on him strong, now, after Parry, which is so
mild."</p>
<p>Mrs. H:—"I should think so. Husband says Percy'll die if he don't
have a change; and so I'm going to swap round a little and see what can be
done. I saw a lady from Florida last week, and she recommended Key West. I
told her Percy couldn't abide winds, as he was threatened with a pulmonary
affection, and then she said try St. Augustine. It's an awful distance—ten
or twelve hundred mile, they say but then in a case of this kind—a
body can't stand back for trouble, you know."</p>
<p>Mrs. O.—"No, of course that's off. If Francois don't get better soon
we've got to look out for some other place, or else Europe. We've thought
some of the Hot Springs, but I don't know. It's a great responsibility and
a body wants to go cautious. Is Hildebrand about again, Mrs. Gashly?"</p>
<p>Mrs. G.—"Yes, but that's about all. It was indigestion, you know,
and it looks as if it was chronic. And you know I do dread dyspepsia.
We've all been worried a good deal about him. The doctor recommended baked
apple and spoiled meat, and I think it done him good. It's about the only
thing that will stay on his stomach now-a-days. We have Dr. Shovel now.
Who's your doctor, Mrs. Higgins?"</p>
<p>Mrs. H.—"Well, we had Dr. Spooner a good while, but he runs so much
to emetics, which I think are weakening, that we changed off and took Dr.
Leathers. We like him very much. He has a fine European reputation, too.
The first thing he suggested for Percy was to have him taken out in the
back yard for an airing, every afternoon, with nothing at all on."</p>
<p>Mrs. O. and Mrs. G.—"What!"</p>
<p>Mrs. H.—"As true as I'm sitting here. And it actually helped him for
two or three days; it did indeed. But after that the doctor said it seemed
to be too severe and so he has fell back on hot foot-baths at night and
cold showers in the morning. But I don't think there can be any good sound
help for him in such a climate as this. I believe we are going to lose him
if we don't make a change."</p>
<p>Mrs. O. "I suppose you heard of the fright we had two weeks ago last
Saturday? No? Why that is strange—but come to remember, you've all
been away to Richmond. Francois tumbled from the sky light—in the
second-story hall clean down to the first floor—"</p>
<p>Everybody—"Mercy!"</p>
<p>Mrs. O.—"Yes indeed—and broke two of his ribs—"</p>
<p>Everybody—"What!"</p>
<p>Mrs. O. "Just as true as you live. First we thought he must be injured
internally. It was fifteen minutes past 8 in the evening. Of course we
were all distracted in a moment—everybody was flying everywhere, and
nobody doing anything worth anything. By and by I flung out next door and
dragged in Dr. Sprague; President of the Medical University no time to go
for our own doctor of course—and the minute he saw Francois he said,
'Send for your own physician, madam;' said it as cross as a bear, too, and
turned right on his heel, and cleared out without doing a thing!"</p>
<p>Everybody—"The mean, contemptible brute!"</p>
<p>Mrs. O—"Well you may say it. I was nearly out of my wits by this
time. But we hurried off the servants after our own doctor and telegraphed
mother—she was in New York and rushed down on the first train; and
when the doctor got there, lo and behold you he found Francois had broke
one of his legs, too!"</p>
<p>Everybody—"Goodness!"</p>
<p>Mrs. O.—"Yes. So he set his leg and bandaged it up, and fixed his
ribs and gave him a dose of something to quiet down his excitement and put
him to sleep—poor thing he was trembling and frightened to death and
it was pitiful to see him. We had him in my bed—Mr. Oreille slept in
the guest room and I laid down beside Francois—but not to sleep
bless you no. Bridget and I set up all night, and the doctor staid till
two in the morning, bless his old heart.—When mother got there she
was so used up with anxiety, that she had to go to bed and have the
doctor; but when she found that Francois was not in immediate danger she
rallied, and by night she was able to take a watch herself. Well for three
days and nights we three never left that bedside only to take an hour's
nap at a time. And then the doctor said Francois was out of danger and if
ever there was a thankful set, in this world, it was us."</p>
<p>Laura's respect for these women had augmented during this conversation,
naturally enough; affection and devotion are qualities that are able to
adorn and render beautiful a character that is otherwise unattractive, and
even repulsive.</p>
<p>Mrs. Gashly—"I do believe I should a died if I had been in your
place, Mrs. Oreille. The time Hildebrand was so low with the pneumonia
Emmeline and me were all alone with him most of the time and we never took
a minute's sleep for as much as two days and nights. It was at Newport and
we wouldn't trust hired nurses. One afternoon he had a fit, and jumped up
and run out on the portico of the hotel with nothing in the world on and
the wind a blowing like ice and we after him scared to death; and when the
ladies and gentlemen saw that he had a fit, every lady scattered for her
room and not a gentleman lifted his hand to help, the wretches! Well after
that his life hung by a thread for as much as ten days, and the minute he
was out of danger Emmeline and me just went to bed sick and worn out. I
never want to pass through such a time again. Poor dear Francois—which
leg did he break, Mrs. Oreille!"</p>
<p>Mrs. O.—"It was his right hand hind leg. Jump down, Francois dear,
and show the ladies what a cruel limp you've got yet."</p>
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<p>Francois demurred, but being coaxed and delivered gently upon the floor,
he performed very satisfactorily, with his "right hand hind leg" in the
air. All were affected—even Laura—but hers was an affection of
the stomach. The country-bred girl had not suspected that the little
whining ten-ounce black and tan reptile, clad in a red embroidered pigmy
blanket and reposing in Mrs. Oreille's lap all through the visit was the
individual whose sufferings had been stirring the dormant generosities of
her nature. She said:</p>
<p>"Poor little creature! You might have lost him!"</p>
<p>Mrs. O.—"O pray don't mention it, Miss Hawkins—it gives me
such a turn!"</p>
<p>Laura—"And Hildebrand and Percy—are they—are they like
this one?"</p>
<p>Mrs. G.—"No, Hilly has considerable Skye blood in him, I believe."</p>
<p>Mrs. H.—"Percy's the same, only he is two months and ten days older
and has his ears cropped. His father, Martin Farquhar Tupper, was sickly,
and died young, but he was the sweetest disposition.—His mother had
heart disease but was very gentle and resigned, and a wonderful ratter."</p>
<blockquote>
<p>As impossible and exasperating as this conversation may sound to a
person who is not an idiot, it is scarcely in any respect an
exaggeration of one which one of us actually listened to in an American
drawing room—otherwise we could not venture to put such a chapter
into a book which, professes to deal with social possibilities.—THE
AUTHORS.]</p>
</blockquote>
<p>So carried away had the visitors become by their interest attaching to
this discussion of family matters, that their stay had been prolonged to a
very improper and unfashionable length; but they suddenly recollected
themselves now and took their departure.</p>
<p>Laura's scorn was boundless. The more she thought of these people and
their extraordinary talk, the more offensive they seemed to her; and yet
she confessed that if one must choose between the two extreme
aristocracies it might be best, on the whole, looking at things from a
strictly business point of view, to herd with the Parvenus; she was in
Washington solely to compass a certain matter and to do it at any cost,
and these people might be useful to her, while it was plain that her
purposes and her schemes for pushing them would not find favor in the eyes
of the Antiques. If it came to choice—and it might come to that,
sooner or later—she believed she could come to a decision without
much difficulty or many pangs.</p>
<p>But the best aristocracy of the three Washington castes, and really the
most powerful, by far, was that of the Middle Ground: It was made up of
the families of public men from nearly every state in the Union—men
who held positions in both the executive and legislative branches of the
government, and whose characters had been for years blemishless, both at
home and at the capital. These gentlemen and their households were
unostentatious people; they were educated and refined; they troubled
themselves but little about the two other orders of nobility, but moved
serenely in their wide orbit, confident in their own strength and well
aware of the potency of their influence. They had no troublesome
appearances to keep up, no rivalries which they cared to distress
themselves about, no jealousies to fret over. They could afford to mind
their own affairs and leave other combinations to do the same or do
otherwise, just as they chose. They were people who were beyond reproach,
and that was sufficient.</p>
<p>Senator Dilworthy never came into collision with any of these factions. He
labored for them all and with them all. He said that all men were brethren
and all were entitled to the honest unselfish help and countenance of a
Christian laborer in the public vineyard.</p>
<p>Laura concluded, after reflection, to let circumstances determine the
course it might be best for her to pursue as regarded the several
aristocracies.</p>
<p>Now it might occur to the reader that perhaps Laura had been somewhat
rudely suggestive in her remarks to Mrs. Oreille when the subject of
corals was under discussion, but it did not occur to Laura herself. She
was not a person of exaggerated refinement; indeed, the society and the
influences that had formed her character had not been of a nature
calculated to make her so; she thought that "give and take was fair play,"
and that to parry an offensive thrust with a sarcasm was a neat and
legitimate thing to do. She sometimes talked to people in a way which some
ladies would consider, actually shocking; but Laura rather prided herself
upon some of her exploits of that character. We are sorry we cannot make
her a faultless heroine; but we cannot, for the reason that she was human.</p>
<p>She considered herself a superior conversationist. Long ago, when the
possibility had first been brought before her mind that some day she might
move in Washington society, she had recognized the fact that practiced
conversational powers would be a necessary weapon in that field; she had
also recognized the fact that since her dealings there must be mainly with
men, and men whom she supposed to be exceptionally cultivated and able,
she would need heavier shot in her magazine than mere brilliant "society"
nothings; whereupon she had at once entered upon a tireless and elaborate
course of reading, and had never since ceased to devote every unoccupied
moment to this sort of preparation. Having now acquired a happy smattering
of various information, she used it with good effect—she passed for
a singularly well informed woman in Washington. The quality of her
literary tastes had necessarily undergone constant improvement under this
regimen, and as necessarily, also the duality of her language had
improved, though it cannot be denied that now and then her former
condition of life betrayed itself in just perceptible inelegancies of
expression and lapses of grammar.</p>
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