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<h2> CHAPTER II </h2>
<p>"Theron! Come out here! This is the funniest thing we have heard yet!"</p>
<p>Mrs. Ware stood on the platform of her new kitchen stoop. The bright flood
of May-morning sunshine completely enveloped her girlish form, clad in a
simple, fresh-starched calico gown, and shone in golden patches upon her
light-brown hair. She had a smile on her face, as she looked down at the
milk boy standing on the bottom step—a smile of a doubtful sort,
stormily mirthful.</p>
<p>"Come out a minute, Theron!" she called again; and in obedience to the
summons the tall lank figure of her husband appeared in the open doorway
behind her. A long loose, open dressing-gown dangled to his knees, and his
sallow, clean-shaven, thoughtful face wore a morning undress expression of
youthful good-nature. He leaned against the door-sill, crossed his large
carpet slippers, and looked up into the sky, drawing a long satisfied
breath.</p>
<p>"What a beautiful morning!" he exclaimed. "The elms over there are full of
robins. We must get up earlier these mornings, and take some walks."</p>
<p>His wife indicated the boy with the milk-pail on his arm, by a wave of her
hand.</p>
<p>"Guess what he tells me!" she said. "It wasn't a mistake at all, our
getting no milk yesterday or the Sunday before. It seems that that's the
custom here, at least so far as the parsonage is concerned."</p>
<p>"What's the matter, boy?" asked the young minister, drawling his words a
little, and putting a sense of placid irony into them. "Don't the cows
give milk on Sunday, then?"</p>
<p>The boy was not going to be chaffed. "Oh, I'll bring you milk fast enough
on Sundays, if you give me the word," he said with nonchalance. "Only it
won't last long."</p>
<p>"How do you mean—'won't last long'?", asked Mrs. Ware, briskly.</p>
<p>The boy liked her—both for herself, and for the doughnuts fried with
her own hands, which she gave him on his morning round. He dropped his
half-defiant tone.</p>
<p>"The thing of it's this," he explained. "Every new minister starts in
saying we can deliver to this house on Sundays, an' then gives us notice
to stop before the month's out. It's the trustees that does it."</p>
<p>The Rev. Theron Ware uncrossed his feet and moved out on to the stoop
beside his wife. "What's that you say?" he interjected. "Don't THEY take
milk on Sundays?"</p>
<p>"Nope!" answered the boy.</p>
<p>The young couple looked each other in the face for a puzzled moment, then
broke into a laugh.</p>
<p>"Well, we'll try it, anyway," said the preacher. "You can go on bringing
it Sundays till—till—"</p>
<p>"Till you cave in an' tell me to stop," put in the boy. "All right!" and
he was off on the instant, the dipper jangling loud incredulity in his
pail as he went.</p>
<p>The Wares exchanged another glance as he disappeared round the corner of
the house, and another mutual laugh seemed imminent. Then the wife's face
clouded over, and she thrust her under-lip a trifle forward out of its
place in the straight and gently firm profile.</p>
<p>"It's just what Wendell Phillips said," she declared. "'The Puritan's idea
of hell is a place where everybody has to mind his own business.'"</p>
<p>The young minister stroked his chin thoughtfully, and let his gaze wander
over the backyard in silence. The garden parts had not been spaded up, but
lay, a useless stretch of muddy earth, broken only by last year's
cabbage-stumps and the general litter of dead roots and vegetation. The
door of the tenantless chicken-coop hung wide open. Before it was a great
heap of ashes and cinders, soaked into grimy hardness by the recent spring
rains, and nearer still an ancient chopping-block, round which were
scattered old weather-beaten hardwood knots which had defied the axe,
parts of broken barrels and packing-boxes, and a nameless debris of tin
cans, clam-shells, and general rubbish. It was pleasanter to lift the
eyes, and look across the neighbors' fences to the green, waving tops of
the elms on the street beyond. How lofty and beautiful they were in the
morning sunlight, and with what matchless charm came the song of the
robins, freshly installed in their haunts among the new pale-green leaves!
Above them, in the fresh, scented air, glowed the great blue dome, radiant
with light and the purification of spring.</p>
<p>Theron lifted his thin, long-fingered hand, and passed it in a slow arch
of movement to comprehend this glorious upper picture.</p>
<p>"What matter anyone's ideas of hell," he said, in soft, grave tones, "when
we have that to look at, and listen to, and fill our lungs with? It seems
to me that we never FEEL quite so sure of God's goodness at other times as
we do in these wonderful new mornings of spring."</p>
<p>The wife followed his gesture, and her eyes rested for a brief moment,
with pleased interest, upon the trees and the sky. Then they reverted,
with a harsher scrutiny, to the immediate foreground.</p>
<p>"Those Van Sizers ought to be downright ashamed of themselves," she said,
"to leave everything in such a muss as this. You MUST see about getting a
man to clean up the yard, Theron. It's no use your thinking of doing it
yourself. In the first place, it wouldn't look quite the thing, and,
second, you'd never get at it in all your born days. Or if a man would
cost too much, we might get a boy. I daresay Harvey would come around,
after he'd finished with his milk-route in the forenoon. We could give him
his dinner, you know, and I'd bake him some cookies. He's got the greatest
sweet-tooth you ever heard of. And then perhaps if we gave him a quarter,
or say half a dollar, he'd be quite satisfied. I'll speak to him in the
morning. We can save a dollar or so that way."</p>
<p>"I suppose every little does help," commented Mr. Ware, with a doleful
lack of conviction. Then his face brightened. "I tell you what let's do!"
he exclaimed. "Get on your street dress, and we'll take a long walk, way
out into the country. You've never seen the basin, where they float the
log-rafts in, or the big sawmills. The hills beyond give you almost
mountain effects, they are so steep; and they say there's a sulphur spring
among the slate on the hill-side, somewhere, with trees all about it; and
we could take some sandwiches with us—"</p>
<p>"You forget," put in Mrs. Ware,—"those trustees are coming at
eleven."</p>
<p>"So they are!" assented the young minister, with something like a sigh. He
cast another reluctant, lingering glance at the sunlit elm boughs, and,
turning, went indoors.</p>
<p>He loitered for an aimless minute in the kitchen, where his wife, her
sleeves rolled to the elbow, now resumed the interrupted washing of the
breakfast dishes—perhaps with vague visions of that ever-receding
time to come when they might have a hired girl to do such work. Then he
wandered off into the room beyond, which served them alike as living-room
and study, and let his eye run along the two rows of books that
constituted his library. He saw nothing which he wanted to read. Finally
he did take down "Paley's Evidences," and seated himself in the big
armchair—that costly and oversized anomaly among his humble
house-hold gods; but the book lay unopened on his knee, and his eyelids
half closed themselves in sign of revery.</p>
<p>This was his third charge—this Octavius which they both knew they
were going to dislike so much.</p>
<p>The first had been in the pleasant dairy and hop country many miles to the
south, on another watershed and among a different kind of people. Perhaps,
in truth, the grinding labor, the poverty of ideas, the systematic
selfishness of later rural experience, had not been lacking there; but
they played no part in the memories which now he passed in tender review.
He recalled instead the warm sunshine on the fertile expanse of fields;
the sleek, well-fed herds of "milkers" coming lowing down the road under
the maples; the prosperous and hospitable farmhouses, with their orchards
in blossom and their spacious red barns; the bountiful boiled dinners
which cheery housewives served up with their own skilled hands. Of course,
he admitted to himself, it would not be the same if he were to go back
there again. He was conscious of having moved along—was it, after
all, an advance?—to a point where it was unpleasant to sit at table
with the unfragrant hired man, and still worse to encounter the bucolic
confusion between the functions of knives and forks. But in those happy
days—young, zealous, himself farm-bred—these trifles had been
invisible to him, and life there among those kindly husbandmen had seemed,
by contrast with the gaunt surroundings and gloomy rule of the theological
seminary, luxuriously abundant and free.</p>
<p>It was there too that the crowning blessedness of his youth—nay,
should he not say of all his days?—had come to him. There he had
first seen Alice Hastings,—the bright-eyed, frank-faced, serenely
self-reliant girl, who now, less than four years thereafter, could be
heard washing the dishes out in the parsonage kitchen.</p>
<p>How wonderful she had seemed to him then! How beautiful and all-beneficent
the miracle still appeared! Though herself the daughter of a farmer, her
presence on a visit within the borders of his remote country charge had
seemed to make everything, there a hundred times more countrified than it
had ever been before. She was fresh from the refinements of a town
seminary: she read books; it was known that she could play upon the piano.
Her clothes, her manners, her way of speaking, the readiness of her
thoughts and sprightly tongue—not least, perhaps, the imposing
current understanding as to her father's wealth—placed her on a
glorified pinnacle far away from the girls of the neighborhood. These
honest and good-hearted creatures indeed called ceaseless attention to her
superiority by their deference and open-mouthed admiration, and treated it
as the most natural thing in the world that their young minister should be
visibly "taken" with her.</p>
<p>Theron Ware, in truth, left this first pastorate of his the following
spring, in a transfiguring halo of romance. His new appointment was to
Tyre—a somewhat distant village of traditional local pride and
substance—and he was to be married only a day or so before entering
upon his pastoral duties there. The good people among whom he had begun
his ministry took kindly credit to themselves that he had met his bride
while she was "visiting round" their countryside. In part by jocose
inquiries addressed to the expectant groom, in part by the confidences of
the postmaster at the corners concerning the bulk and frequency of the
correspondence passing between Theron and the now remote Alice—they
had followed the progress of the courtship through the autumn and winter
with friendly zest. When he returned from the Conference, to say good-bye
and confess the happiness that awaited him, they gave him a "donation"—quite
as if he were a married pastor with a home of his own, instead of a shy
young bachelor, who received his guests and their contributions in the
house where he boarded.</p>
<p>He went away with tears of mingled regret and proud joy in his eyes,
thinking a good deal upon their predictions of a distinguished career
before him, feeling infinitely strengthened and upborne by the hearty
fervor of their God-speed, and taking with him nearly two wagon-loads of
vegetables, apples, canned preserves, assorted furniture, glass dishes,
cheeses, pieced bedquilts, honey, feathers, and kitchen utensils.</p>
<p>Of the three years' term in Tyre, it was pleasantest to dwell upon the
beginning.</p>
<p>The young couple—after being married out at Alice's home in an
adjoining county, under the depressing conditions of a hopelessly
bedridden mother, and a father and brothers whose perceptions were
obviously closed to the advantages of a matrimonial connection with
Methodism—came straight to the house which their new congregation
rented as a parsonage. The impulse of reaction from the rather grim
cheerlessness of their wedding lent fresh gayety to their lighthearted,
whimsical start at housekeeping. They had never laughed so much in all
their lives as they did now in these first months—over their weird
ignorance of domestic details; with its mishaps, mistakes, and
entertaining discoveries; over the comical super-abundances and
shortcomings of their "donation" outfit; over the thousand and one quaint
experiences of their novel relation to each other, to the congregation,
and to the world of Tyre at large.</p>
<p>Theron, indeed, might be said never to have laughed before. Up to that
time no friendly student of his character, cataloguing his admirable
qualities, would have thought of including among them a sense of humor,
much less a bent toward levity. Neither his early strenuous battle to get
away from the farm and achieve such education as should serve to open to
him the gates of professional life, nor the later wave of religious
enthusiasm which caught him up as he stood on the border-land of manhood,
and swept him off into a veritable new world of views and aspirations, had
been a likely school of merriment. People had prized him for his innocent
candor and guileless mind, for his good heart, his pious zeal, his modesty
about gifts notably above the average, but it had occurred to none to
suspect in him a latent funny side.</p>
<p>But who could be solemn where Alice was?—Alice in a quandary over
the complications of her cooking stove; Alice boiling her potatoes all
day, and her eggs for half an hour; Alice ordering twenty pounds of steak
and half a pound of sugar, and striving to extract a breakfast beverage
from the unground coffee-bean? Clearly not so tenderly fond and
sympathetic a husband as Theron. He began by laughing because she laughed,
and grew by swift stages to comprehend, then frankly to share, her
amusement. From this it seemed only a step to the development of a humor
of his own, doubling, as it were, their sportive resources. He found
himself discovering a new droll aspect in men and things; his phraseology
took on a dryly playful form, fittingly to present conceits which danced
up, unabashed, quite into the presence of lofty and majestic truths. He
got from this nothing but satisfaction; it obviously involved increased
claims to popularity among his parishioners, and consequently magnified
powers of usefulness, and it made life so much more a joy and a thing to
be thankful for. Often, in the midst of the exchange of merry quip and
whimsical suggestion, bright blossoms on that tree of strength and
knowledge which he felt expanding now with a mighty outward pushing in all
directions, he would lapse into deep gravity, and ponder with a swelling
heart the vast unspeakable marvel of his blessedness, in being thus
enriched and humanized by daily communion with the most worshipful of
womankind.</p>
<p>This happy and good young couple took the affections of Tyre by storm. The
Methodist Church there had at no time held its head very high among the
denominations, and for some years back had been in a deplorably sinking
state, owing first to the secession of the Free Methodists and then to the
incumbency of a pastor who scandalized the community by marrying a black
man to a white woman. But the Wares changed all this. Within a month the
report of Theron's charm and force in the pulpit was crowding the church
building to its utmost capacity—and that, too, with some of Tyre's
best people. Equally winning was the atmosphere of jollity and juvenile
high spirits which pervaded the parsonage under these new conditions, and
which Theron and Alice seemed to diffuse wherever they went.</p>
<p>Thus swimmingly their first year sped, amid universal acclaim. Mrs. Ware
had a recognized social place, quite outside the restricted limits of
Methodism, and shone in it with an unflagging brilliancy altogether beyond
the traditions of Tyre. Delightful as she was in other people's houses,
she was still more naively fascinating in her own quaint and somewhat
harum-scarum domicile; and the drab, two-storied, tin-roofed little
parsonage might well have rattled its clapboards to see if it was not in
dreamland—so gay was the company, so light were the hearts, which it
sheltered in these new days. As for Theron, the period was one of
incredible fructification and output. He scarcely recognized for his own
the mind which now was reaching out on all sides with the arms of an
octopus, exploring unsuspected mines of thought, bringing in rich
treasures of deduction, assimilating, building, propounding as if by some
force quite independent of him. He could not look without blinking
timidity at the radiance of the path stretched out before him, leading
upward to dazzling heights of greatness.</p>
<p>At the end of this first year the Wares suddenly discovered that they were
eight hundred dollars in debt.</p>
<p>The second year was spent in arriving, by slow stages and with a cruel
wealth of pathetic detail, at a realization of what being eight hundred
dollars in debt meant.</p>
<p>It was not in their elastic and buoyant natures to grasp the full
significance of the thing at once, or easily. Their position in the social
structure, too, was all against clear-sightedness in material matters. A
general, for example, uniformed and in the saddle, advancing through the
streets with his staff in the proud wake of his division's massed walls of
bayonets, cannot be imagined as quailing at the glance thrown at him by
his tailor on the sidewalk. Similarly, a man invested with sacerdotal
authority, who baptizes, marries, and buries, who delivers judgments from
the pulpit which may not be questioned in his hearing, and who receives
from all his fellow-men a special deference of manner and speech, is in
the nature of things prone to see the grocer's book and the butcher's bill
through the little end of the telescope.</p>
<p>The Wares at the outset had thought it right to trade as exclusively as
possible with members of their own church society. This loyalty became a
principal element of martyrdom. Theron had his creditors seated in serried
rows before him, Sunday after Sunday. Alice had her critics consolidated
among those whom it was her chief duty to visit and profess friendship
for. These situations now began, by regular gradations, to unfold their
terrors. At the first intimation of discontent, the Wares made what seemed
to them a sweeping reduction in expenditure. When they heard that Brother
Potter had spoken of them as "poor pay," they dismissed their hired girl.
A little later, Theron brought himself to drop a laboriously casual
suggestion as to a possible increase of salary, and saw with sinking
spirits the faces of the stewards freeze with dumb disapprobation. Then
Alice paid a visit to her parents, only to find her brothers doggedly
hostile to the notion of her being helped, and her father so much under
their influence that the paltry sum he dared offer barely covered the
expenses of her journey. With another turn of the screw, they sold the
piano she had brought with her from home, and cut themselves down to the
bare necessities of life, neither receiving company nor going out. They
never laughed now, and even smiles grew rare.</p>
<p>By this time Theron's sermons, preached under that stony glare of people
to whom he owed money, had degenerated to a pitiful level of commonplace.
As a consequence, the attendance became once more confined to the
insufficient membership of the church, and the trustees complained of
grievously diminished receipts. When the Wares, grown desperate, ventured
upon the experiment of trading outside the bounds of the congregation, the
trustees complained again, this time peremptorily.</p>
<p>Thus the second year dragged itself miserably to an end. Nor was relief
possible, because the Presiding Elder knew something of the circumstances,
and felt it his duty to send Theron back for a third year, to pay his
debts, and drain the cup of disciplinary medicine to its dregs.</p>
<p>The worst has been told. Beginning in utter blackness, this third year, in
the second month, brought a change as welcome as it was unlooked for. An
elderly and important citizen of Tyre, by name Abram Beekman, whom Theron
knew slightly, and had on occasions seen sitting in one of the back pews
near the door, called one morning at the parsonage, and electrified its
inhabitants by expressing a desire to wipe off all their old scores for
them, and give them a fresh start in life. As he put the suggestion, they
could find no excuse for rejecting it. He had watched them, and heard a
good deal about them, and took a fatherly sort of interest in them. He did
not deprecate their regarding the aid he proffered them in the nature of a
loan, but they were to make themselves perfectly easy about it, and never
return it at all unless they could spare it sometime with entire
convenience, and felt that they wanted to do so. As this amazing windfall
finally took shape, it enabled the Wares to live respectably through the
year, and to leave Tyre with something over one hundred dollars in hand.</p>
<p>It enabled them, too, to revive in a chastened form their old dream of
ultimate success and distinction for Theron. He had demonstrated clearly
enough to himself, during that brief season of unrestrained effulgence,
that he had within him the making of a great pulpit orator. He set to work
now, with resolute purpose, to puzzle out and master all the principles
which underlie this art, and all the tricks that adorn its superstructure.
He studied it, fastened his thoughts upon it, talked daily with Alice
about it. In the pulpit, addressing those people who had so darkened his
life and crushed the first happiness out of his home, he withheld himself
from any oratorical display which could afford them gratification. He put
aside, as well; the thought of attracting once more the non-Methodists of
Tyre, whose early enthusiasm had spread such pitfalls for his unwary feet.
He practised effects now by piecemeal, with an alert ear, and calculation
in every tone. An ambition, at once embittered and tearfully solicitous,
possessed him.</p>
<p>He reflected now, this morning, with a certain incredulous interest, upon
that unworthy epoch in his life history, which seemed so far behind him,
and yet had come to a close only a few weeks ago. The opportunity had been
given him, there at the Tecumseh Conference, to reveal his quality. He had
risen to its full limit of possibilities, and preached a great sermon in a
manner which he at least knew was unapproachable. He had made his most
powerful bid for the prize place, had trebly deserved success—and
had been banished instead to Octavius!</p>
<p>The curious thing was that he did not resent his failure. Alice had taken
it hard, but he himself was conscious of a sense of spiritual gain. The
influence of the Conference, with its songs and seasons of prayer and high
pressure of emotional excitement, was still strong upon him. It seemed
years and years since the religious side of him had been so stirred into
motion. He felt, as he lay back in the chair, and folded his hands over
the book on his knee, that he had indeed come forth from the fire purified
and strengthened. The ministry to souls diseased beckoned him with a new
and urgent significance. He smiled to remember that Mr. Beekman, speaking
in his shrewd and pointed way, had asked him whether, looking it all over,
he didn't think it would be better for him to study law, with a view to
sliding out of the ministry when a good chance offered. It amazed him now
to recall that he had taken this hint seriously, and even gone to the
length of finding out what books law-students began upon.</p>
<p>Thank God! all that was past and gone now. The Call sounded, resonant and
imperative, in his ears, and there was no impulse of his heart, no fibre
of his being, which did not stir in devout response. He closed his eyes,
to be the more wholly alone with the Spirit, that moved him.</p>
<p>The jangling of a bell in the hallway broke sharply upon his meditations,
and on the instant his wife thrust in her head from the kitchen.</p>
<p>"You'll have to go to the door, Theron!" she warned him, in a loud, swift
whisper. "I'm not fit to be seen. It is the trustees."</p>
<p>"All right," he said, and rose slowly from sprawling recumbency to his
feet. "I'll go."</p>
<p>"And don't forget," she added strenuously; "I believe in Levi Gorringe!
I've seen him go past here with his rod and fish-basket twice in eight
days, and that's a good sign. He's got a soft side somewhere. And just
keep a stiff upper lip about the gas, and don't you let them jew you down
a solitary cent on that sidewalk."</p>
<p>"All right," said Theron, again, and moved reluctantly toward the hall
door.</p>
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