<h2><SPAN name="chap06"></SPAN> The Honour of Israel Gow </h2>
<p>A stormy evening of olive and silver was closing in, as Father Brown,
wrapped in a grey Scotch plaid, came to the end of a grey Scotch valley
and beheld the strange castle of Glengyle. It stopped one end of the glen
or hollow like a blind alley; and it looked like the end of the world.
Rising in steep roofs and spires of seagreen slate in the manner of the
old French-Scotch chateaux, it reminded an Englishman of the sinister
steeple-hats of witches in fairy tales; and the pine woods that rocked
round the green turrets looked, by comparison, as black as numberless
flocks of ravens. This note of a dreamy, almost a sleepy devilry, was no
mere fancy from the landscape. For there did rest on the place one of
those clouds of pride and madness and mysterious sorrow which lie more
heavily on the noble houses of Scotland than on any other of the children
of men. For Scotland has a double dose of the poison called heredity; the
sense of blood in the aristocrat, and the sense of doom in the Calvinist.</p>
<p>The priest had snatched a day from his business at Glasgow to meet his
friend Flambeau, the amateur detective, who was at Glengyle Castle with
another more formal officer investigating the life and death of the late
Earl of Glengyle. That mysterious person was the last representative of a
race whose valour, insanity, and violent cunning had made them terrible
even among the sinister nobility of their nation in the sixteenth century.
None were deeper in that labyrinthine ambition, in chamber within chamber
of that palace of lies that was built up around Mary Queen of Scots.</p>
<p>The rhyme in the country-side attested the motive and the result of their
machinations candidly:</p>
<p>As green sap to the simmer trees<br/>
Is red gold to the Ogilvies.<br/></p>
<p>For many centuries there had never been a decent lord in Glengyle Castle;
and with the Victorian era one would have thought that all eccentricities
were exhausted. The last Glengyle, however, satisfied his tribal tradition
by doing the only thing that was left for him to do; he disappeared. I do
not mean that he went abroad; by all accounts he was still in the castle,
if he was anywhere. But though his name was in the church register and the
big red Peerage, nobody ever saw him under the sun.</p>
<p>If anyone saw him it was a solitary man-servant, something between a groom
and a gardener. He was so deaf that the more business-like assumed him to
be dumb; while the more penetrating declared him to be half-witted. A
gaunt, red-haired labourer, with a dogged jaw and chin, but quite blank
blue eyes, he went by the name of Israel Gow, and was the one silent
servant on that deserted estate. But the energy with which he dug
potatoes, and the regularity with which he disappeared into the kitchen
gave people an impression that he was providing for the meals of a
superior, and that the strange earl was still concealed in the castle. If
society needed any further proof that he was there, the servant
persistently asserted that he was not at home. One morning the provost and
the minister (for the Glengyles were Presbyterian) were summoned to the
castle. There they found that the gardener, groom and cook had added to
his many professions that of an undertaker, and had nailed up his noble
master in a coffin. With how much or how little further inquiry this odd
fact was passed, did not as yet very plainly appear; for the thing had
never been legally investigated till Flambeau had gone north two or three
days before. By then the body of Lord Glengyle (if it was the body) had
lain for some time in the little churchyard on the hill.</p>
<p>As Father Brown passed through the dim garden and came under the shadow of
the chateau, the clouds were thick and the whole air damp and thundery.
Against the last stripe of the green-gold sunset he saw a black human
silhouette; a man in a chimney-pot hat, with a big spade over his
shoulder. The combination was queerly suggestive of a sexton; but when
Brown remembered the deaf servant who dug potatoes, he thought it natural
enough. He knew something of the Scotch peasant; he knew the
respectability which might well feel it necessary to wear “blacks” for an
official inquiry; he knew also the economy that would not lose an hour’s
digging for that. Even the man’s start and suspicious stare as the priest
went by were consonant enough with the vigilance and jealousy of such a
type.</p>
<p>The great door was opened by Flambeau himself, who had with him a lean man
with iron-grey hair and papers in his hand: Inspector Craven from Scotland
Yard. The entrance hall was mostly stripped and empty; but the pale,
sneering faces of one or two of the wicked Ogilvies looked down out of
black periwigs and blackening canvas.</p>
<p>Following them into an inner room, Father Brown found that the allies had
been seated at a long oak table, of which their end was covered with
scribbled papers, flanked with whisky and cigars. Through the whole of its
remaining length it was occupied by detached objects arranged at
intervals; objects about as inexplicable as any objects could be. One
looked like a small heap of glittering broken glass. Another looked like a
high heap of brown dust. A third appeared to be a plain stick of wood.</p>
<p>“You seem to have a sort of geological museum here,” he said, as he sat
down, jerking his head briefly in the direction of the brown dust and the
crystalline fragments.</p>
<p>“Not a geological museum,” replied Flambeau; “say a psychological museum.”</p>
<p>“Oh, for the Lord’s sake,” cried the police detective laughing, “don’t
let’s begin with such long words.”</p>
<p>“Don’t you know what psychology means?” asked Flambeau with friendly
surprise. “Psychology means being off your chump.”</p>
<p>“Still I hardly follow,” replied the official.</p>
<p>“Well,” said Flambeau, with decision, “I mean that we’ve only found out
one thing about Lord Glengyle. He was a maniac.”</p>
<p>The black silhouette of Gow with his top hat and spade passed the window,
dimly outlined against the darkening sky. Father Brown stared passively at
it and answered:</p>
<p>“I can understand there must have been something odd about the man, or he
wouldn’t have buried himself alive—nor been in such a hurry to bury
himself dead. But what makes you think it was lunacy?”</p>
<p>“Well,” said Flambeau, “you just listen to the list of things Mr. Craven
has found in the house.”</p>
<p>“We must get a candle,” said Craven, suddenly. “A storm is getting up, and
it’s too dark to read.”</p>
<p>“Have you found any candles,” asked Brown smiling, “among your oddities?”</p>
<p>Flambeau raised a grave face, and fixed his dark eyes on his friend.</p>
<p>“That is curious, too,” he said. “Twenty-five candles, and not a trace of
a candlestick.”</p>
<p>In the rapidly darkening room and rapidly rising wind, Brown went along
the table to where a bundle of wax candles lay among the other scrappy
exhibits. As he did so he bent accidentally over the heap of red-brown
dust; and a sharp sneeze cracked the silence.</p>
<p>“Hullo!” he said, “snuff!”</p>
<p>He took one of the candles, lit it carefully, came back and stuck it in
the neck of the whisky bottle. The unrestful night air, blowing through
the crazy window, waved the long flame like a banner. And on every side of
the castle they could hear the miles and miles of black pine wood seething
like a black sea around a rock.</p>
<p>“I will read the inventory,” began Craven gravely, picking up one of the
papers, “the inventory of what we found loose and unexplained in the
castle. You are to understand that the place generally was dismantled and
neglected; but one or two rooms had plainly been inhabited in a simple but
not squalid style by somebody; somebody who was not the servant Gow. The
list is as follows:</p>
<p>“First item. A very considerable hoard of precious stones, nearly all
diamonds, and all of them loose, without any setting whatever. Of course,
it is natural that the Ogilvies should have family jewels; but those are
exactly the jewels that are almost always set in particular articles of
ornament. The Ogilvies would seem to have kept theirs loose in their
pockets, like coppers.</p>
<p>“Second item. Heaps and heaps of loose snuff, not kept in a horn, or even
a pouch, but lying in heaps on the mantelpieces, on the sideboard, on the
piano, anywhere. It looks as if the old gentleman would not take the
trouble to look in a pocket or lift a lid.</p>
<p>“Third item. Here and there about the house curious little heaps of minute
pieces of metal, some like steel springs and some in the form of
microscopic wheels. As if they had gutted some mechanical toy.</p>
<p>“Fourth item. The wax candles, which have to be stuck in bottle necks
because there is nothing else to stick them in. Now I wish you to note how
very much queerer all this is than anything we anticipated. For the
central riddle we are prepared; we have all seen at a glance that there
was something wrong about the last earl. We have come here to find out
whether he really lived here, whether he really died here, whether that
red-haired scarecrow who did his burying had anything to do with his
dying. But suppose the worst in all this, the most lurid or melodramatic
solution you like. Suppose the servant really killed the master, or
suppose the master isn’t really dead, or suppose the master is dressed up
as the servant, or suppose the servant is buried for the master; invent
what Wilkie Collins’ tragedy you like, and you still have not explained a
candle without a candlestick, or why an elderly gentleman of good family
should habitually spill snuff on the piano. The core of the tale we could
imagine; it is the fringes that are mysterious. By no stretch of fancy can
the human mind connect together snuff and diamonds and wax and loose
clockwork.”</p>
<p>“I think I see the connection,” said the priest. “This Glengyle was mad
against the French Revolution. He was an enthusiast for the ancien regime,
and was trying to re-enact literally the family life of the last Bourbons.
He had snuff because it was the eighteenth century luxury; wax candles,
because they were the eighteenth century lighting; the mechanical bits of
iron represent the locksmith hobby of Louis XVI; the diamonds are for the
Diamond Necklace of Marie Antoinette.”</p>
<p>Both the other men were staring at him with round eyes. “What a perfectly
extraordinary notion!” cried Flambeau. “Do you really think that is the
truth?”</p>
<p>“I am perfectly sure it isn’t,” answered Father Brown, “only you said that
nobody could connect snuff and diamonds and clockwork and candles. I give
you that connection off-hand. The real truth, I am very sure, lies
deeper.”</p>
<p>He paused a moment and listened to the wailing of the wind in the turrets.
Then he said, “The late Earl of Glengyle was a thief. He lived a second
and darker life as a desperate housebreaker. He did not have any
candlesticks because he only used these candles cut short in the little
lantern he carried. The snuff he employed as the fiercest French criminals
have used pepper: to fling it suddenly in dense masses in the face of a
captor or pursuer. But the final proof is in the curious coincidence of
the diamonds and the small steel wheels. Surely that makes everything
plain to you? Diamonds and small steel wheels are the only two instruments
with which you can cut out a pane of glass.”</p>
<p>The bough of a broken pine tree lashed heavily in the blast against the
windowpane behind them, as if in parody of a burglar, but they did not
turn round. Their eyes were fastened on Father Brown.</p>
<p>“Diamonds and small wheels,” repeated Craven ruminating. “Is that all that
makes you think it the true explanation?”</p>
<p>“I don’t think it the true explanation,” replied the priest placidly; “but
you said that nobody could connect the four things. The true tale, of
course, is something much more humdrum. Glengyle had found, or thought he
had found, precious stones on his estate. Somebody had bamboozled him with
those loose brilliants, saying they were found in the castle caverns. The
little wheels are some diamond-cutting affair. He had to do the thing very
roughly and in a small way, with the help of a few shepherds or rude
fellows on these hills. Snuff is the one great luxury of such Scotch
shepherds; it’s the one thing with which you can bribe them. They didn’t
have candlesticks because they didn’t want them; they held the candles in
their hands when they explored the caves.”</p>
<p>“Is that all?” asked Flambeau after a long pause. “Have we got to the dull
truth at last?”</p>
<p>“Oh, no,” said Father Brown.</p>
<p>As the wind died in the most distant pine woods with a long hoot as of
mockery Father Brown, with an utterly impassive face, went on:</p>
<p>“I only suggested that because you said one could not plausibly connect
snuff with clockwork or candles with bright stones. Ten false philosophies
will fit the universe; ten false theories will fit Glengyle Castle. But we
want the real explanation of the castle and the universe. But are there no
other exhibits?”</p>
<p>Craven laughed, and Flambeau rose smiling to his feet and strolled down
the long table.</p>
<p>“Items five, six, seven, etc.,” he said, “and certainly more varied than
instructive. A curious collection, not of lead pencils, but of the lead
out of lead pencils. A senseless stick of bamboo, with the top rather
splintered. It might be the instrument of the crime. Only, there isn’t any
crime. The only other things are a few old missals and little Catholic
pictures, which the Ogilvies kept, I suppose, from the Middle Ages—their
family pride being stronger than their Puritanism. We only put them in the
museum because they seem curiously cut about and defaced.”</p>
<p>The heady tempest without drove a dreadful wrack of clouds across Glengyle
and threw the long room into darkness as Father Brown picked up the little
illuminated pages to examine them. He spoke before the drift of darkness
had passed; but it was the voice of an utterly new man.</p>
<p>“Mr. Craven,” said he, talking like a man ten years younger, “you have got
a legal warrant, haven’t you, to go up and examine that grave? The sooner
we do it the better, and get to the bottom of this horrible affair. If I
were you I should start now.”</p>
<p>“Now,” repeated the astonished detective, “and why now?”</p>
<p>“Because this is serious,” answered Brown; “this is not spilt snuff or
loose pebbles, that might be there for a hundred reasons. There is only
one reason I know of for this being done; and the reason goes down to the
roots of the world. These religious pictures are not just dirtied or torn
or scrawled over, which might be done in idleness or bigotry, by children
or by Protestants. These have been treated very carefully—and very
queerly. In every place where the great ornamented name of God comes in
the old illuminations it has been elaborately taken out. The only other
thing that has been removed is the halo round the head of the Child Jesus.
Therefore, I say, let us get our warrant and our spade and our hatchet,
and go up and break open that coffin.”</p>
<p>“What do you mean?” demanded the London officer.</p>
<p>“I mean,” answered the little priest, and his voice seemed to rise
slightly in the roar of the gale. “I mean that the great devil of the
universe may be sitting on the top tower of this castle at this moment, as
big as a hundred elephants, and roaring like the Apocalypse. There is
black magic somewhere at the bottom of this.”</p>
<p>“Black magic,” repeated Flambeau in a low voice, for he was too
enlightened a man not to know of such things; “but what can these other
things mean?”</p>
<p>“Oh, something damnable, I suppose,” replied Brown impatiently. “How
should I know? How can I guess all their mazes down below? Perhaps you can
make a torture out of snuff and bamboo. Perhaps lunatics lust after wax
and steel filings. Perhaps there is a maddening drug made of lead pencils!
Our shortest cut to the mystery is up the hill to the grave.”</p>
<p>His comrades hardly knew that they had obeyed and followed him till a
blast of the night wind nearly flung them on their faces in the garden.
Nevertheless they had obeyed him like automata; for Craven found a hatchet
in his hand, and the warrant in his pocket; Flambeau was carrying the
heavy spade of the strange gardener; Father Brown was carrying the little
gilt book from which had been torn the name of God.</p>
<p>The path up the hill to the churchyard was crooked but short; only under
that stress of wind it seemed laborious and long. Far as the eye could
see, farther and farther as they mounted the slope, were seas beyond seas
of pines, now all aslope one way under the wind. And that universal
gesture seemed as vain as it was vast, as vain as if that wind were
whistling about some unpeopled and purposeless planet. Through all that
infinite growth of grey-blue forests sang, shrill and high, that ancient
sorrow that is in the heart of all heathen things. One could fancy that
the voices from the under world of unfathomable foliage were cries of the
lost and wandering pagan gods: gods who had gone roaming in that
irrational forest, and who will never find their way back to heaven.</p>
<p>“You see,” said Father Brown in low but easy tone, “Scotch people before
Scotland existed were a curious lot. In fact, they’re a curious lot still.
But in the prehistoric times I fancy they really worshipped demons. That,”
he added genially, “is why they jumped at the Puritan theology.”</p>
<p>“My friend,” said Flambeau, turning in a kind of fury, “what does all that
snuff mean?”</p>
<p>“My friend,” replied Brown, with equal seriousness, “there is one mark of
all genuine religions: materialism. Now, devil-worship is a perfectly
genuine religion.”</p>
<p>They had come up on the grassy scalp of the hill, one of the few bald
spots that stood clear of the crashing and roaring pine forest. A mean
enclosure, partly timber and partly wire, rattled in the tempest to tell
them the border of the graveyard. But by the time Inspector Craven had
come to the corner of the grave, and Flambeau had planted his spade point
downwards and leaned on it, they were both almost as shaken as the shaky
wood and wire. At the foot of the grave grew great tall thistles, grey and
silver in their decay. Once or twice, when a ball of thistledown broke
under the breeze and flew past him, Craven jumped slightly as if it had
been an arrow.</p>
<p>Flambeau drove the blade of his spade through the whistling grass into the
wet clay below. Then he seemed to stop and lean on it as on a staff.</p>
<p>“Go on,” said the priest very gently. “We are only trying to find the
truth. What are you afraid of?”</p>
<p>“I am afraid of finding it,” said Flambeau.</p>
<p>The London detective spoke suddenly in a high crowing voice that was meant
to be conversational and cheery. “I wonder why he really did hide himself
like that. Something nasty, I suppose; was he a leper?”</p>
<p>“Something worse than that,” said Flambeau.</p>
<p>“And what do you imagine,” asked the other, “would be worse than a leper?”</p>
<p>“I don’t imagine it,” said Flambeau.</p>
<p>He dug for some dreadful minutes in silence, and then said in a choked
voice, “I’m afraid of his not being the right shape.”</p>
<p>“Nor was that piece of paper, you know,” said Father Brown quietly, “and
we survived even that piece of paper.”</p>
<p>Flambeau dug on with a blind energy. But the tempest had shouldered away
the choking grey clouds that clung to the hills like smoke and revealed
grey fields of faint starlight before he cleared the shape of a rude
timber coffin, and somehow tipped it up upon the turf. Craven stepped
forward with his axe; a thistle-top touched him, and he flinched. Then he
took a firmer stride, and hacked and wrenched with an energy like
Flambeau’s till the lid was torn off, and all that was there lay
glimmering in the grey starlight.</p>
<p>“Bones,” said Craven; and then he added, “but it is a man,” as if that
were something unexpected.</p>
<p>“Is he,” asked Flambeau in a voice that went oddly up and down, “is he all
right?”</p>
<p>“Seems so,” said the officer huskily, bending over the obscure and
decaying skeleton in the box. “Wait a minute.”</p>
<p>A vast heave went over Flambeau’s huge figure. “And now I come to think of
it,” he cried, “why in the name of madness shouldn’t he be all right? What
is it gets hold of a man on these cursed cold mountains? I think it’s the
black, brainless repetition; all these forests, and over all an ancient
horror of unconsciousness. It’s like the dream of an atheist. Pine-trees
and more pine-trees and millions more pine-trees—”</p>
<p>“God!” cried the man by the coffin, “but he hasn’t got a head.”</p>
<p>While the others stood rigid the priest, for the first time, showed a leap
of startled concern.</p>
<p>“No head!” he repeated. “No head?” as if he had almost expected some other
deficiency.</p>
<p>Half-witted visions of a headless baby born to Glengyle, of a headless
youth hiding himself in the castle, of a headless man pacing those ancient
halls or that gorgeous garden, passed in panorama through their minds. But
even in that stiffened instant the tale took no root in them and seemed to
have no reason in it. They stood listening to the loud woods and the
shrieking sky quite foolishly, like exhausted animals. Thought seemed to
be something enormous that had suddenly slipped out of their grasp.</p>
<p>“There are three headless men,” said Father Brown, “standing round this
open grave.”</p>
<p>The pale detective from London opened his mouth to speak, and left it open
like a yokel, while a long scream of wind tore the sky; then he looked at
the axe in his hands as if it did not belong to him, and dropped it.</p>
<p>“Father,” said Flambeau in that infantile and heavy voice he used very
seldom, “what are we to do?”</p>
<p>His friend’s reply came with the pent promptitude of a gun going off.</p>
<p>“Sleep!” cried Father Brown. “Sleep. We have come to the end of the ways.
Do you know what sleep is? Do you know that every man who sleeps believes
in God? It is a sacrament; for it is an act of faith and it is a food. And
we need a sacrament, if only a natural one. Something has fallen on us
that falls very seldom on men; perhaps the worst thing that can fall on
them.”</p>
<p>Craven’s parted lips came together to say, “What do you mean?”</p>
<p>The priest had turned his face to the castle as he answered: “We have
found the truth; and the truth makes no sense.”</p>
<p>He went down the path in front of them with a plunging and reckless step
very rare with him, and when they reached the castle again he threw
himself upon sleep with the simplicity of a dog.</p>
<p>Despite his mystic praise of slumber, Father Brown was up earlier than
anyone else except the silent gardener; and was found smoking a big pipe
and watching that expert at his speechless labours in the kitchen garden.
Towards daybreak the rocking storm had ended in roaring rains, and the day
came with a curious freshness. The gardener seemed even to have been
conversing, but at sight of the detectives he planted his spade sullenly
in a bed and, saying something about his breakfast, shifted along the
lines of cabbages and shut himself in the kitchen. “He’s a valuable man,
that,” said Father Brown. “He does the potatoes amazingly. Still,” he
added, with a dispassionate charity, “he has his faults; which of us
hasn’t? He doesn’t dig this bank quite regularly. There, for instance,”
and he stamped suddenly on one spot. “I’m really very doubtful about that
potato.”</p>
<p>“And why?” asked Craven, amused with the little man’s hobby.</p>
<p>“I’m doubtful about it,” said the other, “because old Gow was doubtful
about it himself. He put his spade in methodically in every place but just
this. There must be a mighty fine potato just here.”</p>
<p>Flambeau pulled up the spade and impetuously drove it into the place. He
turned up, under a load of soil, something that did not look like a
potato, but rather like a monstrous, over-domed mushroom. But it struck
the spade with a cold click; it rolled over like a ball, and grinned up at
them.</p>
<p>“The Earl of Glengyle,” said Brown sadly, and looked down heavily at the
skull.</p>
<p>Then, after a momentary meditation, he plucked the spade from Flambeau,
and, saying “We must hide it again,” clamped the skull down in the earth.
Then he leaned his little body and huge head on the great handle of the
spade, that stood up stiffly in the earth, and his eyes were empty and his
forehead full of wrinkles. “If one could only conceive,” he muttered, “the
meaning of this last monstrosity.” And leaning on the large spade handle,
he buried his brows in his hands, as men do in church.</p>
<p>All the corners of the sky were brightening into blue and silver; the
birds were chattering in the tiny garden trees; so loud it seemed as if
the trees themselves were talking. But the three men were silent enough.</p>
<p>“Well, I give it all up,” said Flambeau at last boisterously. “My brain
and this world don’t fit each other; and there’s an end of it. Snuff,
spoilt Prayer Books, and the insides of musical boxes—what—”</p>
<p>Brown threw up his bothered brow and rapped on the spade handle with an
intolerance quite unusual with him. “Oh, tut, tut, tut, tut!” he cried.
“All that is as plain as a pikestaff. I understood the snuff and
clockwork, and so on, when I first opened my eyes this morning. And since
then I’ve had it out with old Gow, the gardener, who is neither so deaf
nor so stupid as he pretends. There’s nothing amiss about the loose items.
I was wrong about the torn mass-book, too; there’s no harm in that. But
it’s this last business. Desecrating graves and stealing dead men’s heads—surely
there’s harm in that? Surely there’s black magic still in that? That
doesn’t fit in to the quite simple story of the snuff and the candles.”
And, striding about again, he smoked moodily.</p>
<p>“My friend,” said Flambeau, with a grim humour, “you must be careful with
me and remember I was once a criminal. The great advantage of that estate
was that I always made up the story myself, and acted it as quick as I
chose. This detective business of waiting about is too much for my French
impatience. All my life, for good or evil, I have done things at the
instant; I always fought duels the next morning; I always paid bills on
the nail; I never even put off a visit to the dentist—”</p>
<p>Father Brown’s pipe fell out of his mouth and broke into three pieces on
the gravel path. He stood rolling his eyes, the exact picture of an idiot.
“Lord, what a turnip I am!” he kept saying. “Lord, what a turnip!” Then,
in a somewhat groggy kind of way, he began to laugh.</p>
<p>“The dentist!” he repeated. “Six hours in the spiritual abyss, and all
because I never thought of the dentist! Such a simple, such a beautiful
and peaceful thought! Friends, we have passed a night in hell; but now the
sun is risen, the birds are singing, and the radiant form of the dentist
consoles the world.”</p>
<p>“I will get some sense out of this,” cried Flambeau, striding forward, “if
I use the tortures of the Inquisition.”</p>
<p>Father Brown repressed what appeared to be a momentary disposition to
dance on the now sunlit lawn and cried quite piteously, like a child, “Oh,
let me be silly a little. You don’t know how unhappy I have been. And now
I know that there has been no deep sin in this business at all. Only a
little lunacy, perhaps—and who minds that?”</p>
<p>He spun round once more, then faced them with gravity.</p>
<p>“This is not a story of crime,” he said; “rather it is the story of a
strange and crooked honesty. We are dealing with the one man on earth,
perhaps, who has taken no more than his due. It is a study in the savage
living logic that has been the religion of this race.</p>
<p>“That old local rhyme about the house of Glengyle—</p>
<p>As green sap to the simmer trees<br/>
Is red gold to the Ogilvies—<br/></p>
<p>was literal as well as metaphorical. It did not merely mean that the
Glengyles sought for wealth; it was also true that they literally gathered
gold; they had a huge collection of ornaments and utensils in that metal.
They were, in fact, misers whose mania took that turn. In the light of
that fact, run through all the things we found in the castle. Diamonds
without their gold rings; candles without their gold candlesticks; snuff
without the gold snuff-boxes; pencil-leads without the gold pencil-cases;
a walking stick without its gold top; clockwork without the gold clocks—or
rather watches. And, mad as it sounds, because the halos and the name of
God in the old missals were of real gold; these also were taken away.”</p>
<p>The garden seemed to brighten, the grass to grow gayer in the
strengthening sun, as the crazy truth was told. Flambeau lit a cigarette
as his friend went on.</p>
<p>“Were taken away,” continued Father Brown; “were taken away—but not
stolen. Thieves would never have left this mystery. Thieves would have
taken the gold snuff-boxes, snuff and all; the gold pencil-cases, lead and
all. We have to deal with a man with a peculiar conscience, but certainly
a conscience. I found that mad moralist this morning in the kitchen garden
yonder, and I heard the whole story.</p>
<p>“The late Archibald Ogilvie was the nearest approach to a good man ever
born at Glengyle. But his bitter virtue took the turn of the misanthrope;
he moped over the dishonesty of his ancestors, from which, somehow, he
generalised a dishonesty of all men. More especially he distrusted
philanthropy or free-giving; and he swore if he could find one man who
took his exact rights he should have all the gold of Glengyle. Having
delivered this defiance to humanity he shut himself up, without the
smallest expectation of its being answered. One day, however, a deaf and
seemingly senseless lad from a distant village brought him a belated
telegram; and Glengyle, in his acrid pleasantry, gave him a new farthing.
At least he thought he had done so, but when he turned over his change he
found the new farthing still there and a sovereign gone. The accident
offered him vistas of sneering speculation. Either way, the boy would show
the greasy greed of the species. Either he would vanish, a thief stealing
a coin; or he would sneak back with it virtuously, a snob seeking a
reward. In the middle of that night Lord Glengyle was knocked up out of
his bed—for he lived alone—and forced to open the door to the
deaf idiot. The idiot brought with him, not the sovereign, but exactly
nineteen shillings and eleven-pence three-farthings in change.</p>
<p>“Then the wild exactitude of this action took hold of the mad lord’s brain
like fire. He swore he was Diogenes, that had long sought an honest man,
and at last had found one. He made a new will, which I have seen. He took
the literal youth into his huge, neglected house, and trained him up as
his solitary servant and—after an odd manner—his heir. And
whatever that queer creature understands, he understood absolutely his
lord’s two fixed ideas: first, that the letter of right is everything; and
second, that he himself was to have the gold of Glengyle. So far, that is
all; and that is simple. He has stripped the house of gold, and taken not
a grain that was not gold; not so much as a grain of snuff. He lifted the
gold leaf off an old illumination, fully satisfied that he left the rest
unspoilt. All that I understood; but I could not understand this skull
business. I was really uneasy about that human head buried among the
potatoes. It distressed me—till Flambeau said the word.</p>
<p>“It will be all right. He will put the skull back in the grave, when he
has taken the gold out of the tooth.”</p>
<p>And, indeed, when Flambeau crossed the hill that morning, he saw that
strange being, the just miser, digging at the desecrated grave, the plaid
round his throat thrashing out in the mountain wind; the sober top hat on
his head.</p>
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