<h2 id="CHAPTER_10">CHAPTER 10</h2>
<p class="h3">The Milligans</p>
<p>To the moment of Grandma Pike's departure, all
their neighbors had been so pleasant that the girls
were deceived into thinking that neighbors were never
anything <i>but</i> pleasant. Although they felt not the
slightest misgiving as to their future neighbors, they
had hated to lose dear old Grandma Pike, who had
always been as good to them as if she had really been<span class="pagenum">[98]</span>
their grandmother, and whose parting gifts—sundry
odds and ends of dishes, old magazines, and broken
parcels of provisions—gave them occupation for many
delightful days. In spite of the lasting pleasure of this
unexpected donation, however, they could not help
feeling that, with Mr. Black away, Miss Blossom gone,
Mrs. Pike living in another town, and only disabled
Mrs. Crane left, they were losing friends with alarming
rapidity. Grief for the departed, however, did not
prevent their taking an active interest in the persons
who were to occupy the house next door, which Mrs.
Pike's departure had left vacant.</p>
<p>"I wonder," said Marjory, pulling the curtain back
to get a better view of the empty house, "what the
new people will be like. It's exciting, isn't it, to have
something happening in this quiet neighborhood?
What did Grandma Pike say the name was?"</p>
<p>"Milligan," replied Bettie.</p>
<p>"Kind of nice name, isn't it?" asked Jean.</p>
<p>"Yes," agreed Mabel, brightening suddenly. "I
made up a long, long rhyme about it last night before
I went to sleep. Want to hear it?"</p>
<p>"Of course."</p>
<p>"This one really rhymes," explained Mabel, importantly.
Her verses sometimes lacked that desirable
quality, so when they did rhyme Mabel always liked
to mention it. "Here it is:<span class="pagenum">[99]</span></p>
<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
<span class="i0">"As soon as a man named Milligan<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Got well he always fell ill again—ill again—ill—<br/></span></div>
</div>
<p>"Dear me, I can't remember how it went. There was a
lot more, but I've forgotten the rest."</p>
<p>"It's a great pity," said Marjory, drily, "that you
didn't forget <i>all</i> of it, because if there's really a Mr.
Milligan, and I ever see him, I'll think of that rhyme
and I won't be able to keep my face straight."</p>
<p>"We must be very polite to the Milligans," said considerate
Bettie, "and call on them as soon as they
come. Mother always calls on new people; she says it
makes folks feel more comfortable to be welcomed
into the neighborhood."</p>
<p>"Mrs. Crane does it, too. We're the nearest, perhaps
we ought to be the first."</p>
<p>"I think," suggested Jean thoughtfully, "we'd better
wait until they're nicely settled; they might not like
visitors too soon. You know <i>we</i> didn't."</p>
<p>"They're going to move in today," said Mabel.
"Goodness! I wish they'd hurry and come; I'm so
excited that I keep dusting the same shelf over and
over again. I'm just wild to see them!"</p>
<p>It was sweeping-day at the cottage when the Milligans'
furniture began to arrive, but it looked very
much as if the sweeping would last for at least <i>two</i>
days because the girls were unable to get very far
away from the windows that faced west. These were<span class="pagenum">[100]</span>
the bedroom windows, and, as there were only two
of them, there were usually two heads at each window.</p>
<p>"There comes the first load," announced Marjory,
at last. "There's a high-chair on the very top, so there
must be a baby."</p>
<p>"I'm so glad," said Bettie. "I just love a baby."</p>
<p>Two men unpacked the Milligans' furniture in the
Milligans' front yard, and each load seemed more interesting
than the one before it. It was such fun to
guess what the big, clumsy parcels contained, particularly
when the contents proved to be quite different
from what the girls expected.</p>
<p>"Somehow, I don't think they're going to be very
nice people," said Mabel. "I b'lieve we're going to be
disappointed in 'em."</p>
<p>"Why, Mabel," objected Jean, "we don't know a
thing about them yet."</p>
<p>"Yes, I do too. Their things—look—they don't look
<i>ladylike</i>."</p>
<p>"Oh, Mabel," laughed Marjory, "you're so funny."</p>
<p>"Perhaps," offered Jean, "the Milligans are poor and
the children have spoiled things."</p>
<p>"No," insisted Mabel. "They've got some of the
newest and shiningest furniture I ever saw, but I
b'lieve it's imitation."</p>
<p>"Oh, Mabel," laughed Jean, "I hope you won't
watch the loads when <i>I</i> move. For a girl that's slept<span class="pagenum">[101]</span>
for three weeks on an imitation pillow, you're pretty
critical."</p>
<p>Presently the Milligans themselves arrived. Mabel
happened to be counting the buds on the poppy plants
when they came.</p>
<p>"Girls!" she cried, rushing into the cottage with the
news. "They've come. I saw them all. There's a Mr.
Milligan, a Mrs. Milligan, a girl, a boy, a baby, and
a dog. The girl's the oldest. She's just about my size—I
mean height—and she has straight, light hair. The
baby walks, and none of them are so very good-looking."</p>
<p>It did not take the newcomers long to discover that
their next-door neighbors were four little girls. Mrs.
Milligan found it out that very afternoon when she
went to the back door to borrow tea. Bettie explained,
very politely, that Dandelion Cottage was only a
playhouse, and that their tea-caddy contained nothing
but glass beads. When Mrs. Milligan returned to her
own house, she told her own family about it.</p>
<p>"You might as well run over and play with them,
Laura," she said. "Take the baby with you, too. He's
a dreadful nuisance under my feet. That'll be a real
nice place for you both to play all summer."</p>
<p>The girls received their visitors pleasantly; almost,
indeed, with enthusiasm; but after a very few moments,
they began to eye the baby with apprehension.<span class="pagenum">[102]</span>
He refused to make friends with them but wandered
about rather lawlessly and handled their treasures
roughly. Laura paid no attention to him but talked to
the girls. She seemed a bright girl and not at all bashful,
and she used a great many slang phrases that
sounded new and, it must be confessed, rather attractive
to the girls.</p>
<p>"Oh, land, yes," she said, "we came here from Chicago
where we had all kinds of money, and clothes
to burn—we lived in a beautiful flat. Pa just came
here to oblige Mr. Williams—he's going to clerk in
Williams's store. Come over and see me—we'll be
real friendly and have lots of good times together—I
can put you up to lots of dodges. Say, this is a dandy
place to play in—I'm coming over often."</p>
<p>Jean looked in silence at Bettie, Bettie at Mabel, and
Mabel at Marjory. Surely such an outburst of cordiality
deserved a fitting response, but no one seemed to
be able to make it.</p>
<p>"Do," said Jean, finally, but rather feebly, "we'd be
pleased to have you."</p>
<p>Except for a few lively but good-natured squabbles
between Marjory, who was something of a tease, and
Mabel, who was Marjory's favorite victim, the little
mistresses of Dandelion Cottage had always played
together in perfect harmony; but with the coming of
the Milligans everything was changed.<span class="pagenum">[103]</span></p>
<p>To start with, between the Milligan baby and the
Milligan dog, the girls knew no peace. Mrs. Milligan
was right when she said that the baby was a nuisance,
for it would have been hard to find a more troublesome
three-year-old. He pulled down everything he
could reach, broke the girls' best dishes, wiped their
precious petunia and the geraniums completely out of
existence, and roared with a deep bass voice if anyone
attempted to interfere with him. The dog carried
mud into the neat little cottage, scratched up the
garden, and growled if the girls tried to drive him out.</p>
<p>"Well," said Mabel, disconsolately, in one of the
rare moments when the girls were alone, "I <i>could</i>
stand the baby and the dog. But I <i>can't</i> stand Laura!"</p>
<p>"Laura certainly likes to boss," said Bettie, who
looked pale and worried. "I don't just see what we're
going to do about it. I try to be nice to her, but I
<i>can't</i> like her. Mother says we must be polite to her,
but I don't believe Mother knows just what a queer
girl she is—you see she's always as quiet as can be
when there are grown people around."</p>
<p>"Yes," agreed Mabel, "her company manners are so
much properer than mine that Mother says she wishes
I were more like her."</p>
<p>"Well," said Marjory, uncompromisingly, "I'm
mighty glad you're not. Your manners aren't particularly
good, but you haven't two sets. I think<span class="pagenum">[104]</span>
Laura's the most disagreeable girl I ever knew. Just as
she fools you into almost liking her, she turns around
and scratches you."</p>
<p>"Perhaps," said Jean, "if her people were nicer—By
the way, Mother says that after this we must keep the
windows shut while Mr. Milligan is splitting wood in
his back yard so we can't hear the awful things he
says, and that if we hear Mr. and Mrs. Milligan quarreling
again we mustn't listen."</p>
<p>"Listen!" exclaimed Mabel. "We don't <i>need</i> to
listen. Their voices keep getting louder and louder
until it seems as if they were right in this house."</p>
<p>"Of course," said Marjory, "it can't be pleasant for
Laura at home, but, dear me, it isn't pleasant for <i>us</i>
with her over here."</p>
<p>Badly-brought-up Laura was certainly not a pleasant
playmate. She wanted to lead in everything and was
amiable only when she was having her own way. She
was not satisfied with the way the cottage was arranged
but rearranged it to suit herself. She told the
girls that their garments were countrified, and laughed
scornfully at Bettie's boyish frocks and heavy shoes.
She ridiculed rotund Mabel for being fat, and said
that Marjory's nose turned up and that Jean's rather
large mouth was a good opening for a young dentist.
Before the first week was fairly over, the four girls—who
had lived so happily before her arrival—were<span class="pagenum">[105]</span>
grieved, indignant, or downright angry three-fourths
of the time.</p>
<p>Laura had one habit that annoyed the girls excessively,
although at first they had found it rather amusing.
Later, however, owing perhaps to a certain rasping
quality in Laura's voice, it grew very tiresome.
She transposed the initials of their names. For instance,
Bettie Tucker became Tettie Bucker, Jeanie Mapes
became Meanie Japes, while Mabel became Babel
Mennett. It was particularly distressing to have Laura
speak familiarly in her sharp, half-scornful tones, of
their dear, departed Miss Blossom, whose name was
Gertrude, as Bertie Glossom. Mr. Peter Black, of
course, became Beter Plack, and Mrs. Bartholomew
Crane was Mrs. Cartholomew Brane, to lawless young
Laura.</p>
<p>"I don't think it's exactly respectful to do that to
grown-up people's names," protested Bettie, one day.</p>
<p>"Pooh!" said Laura. "Mrs. Cartholomew Brane looks
just like an old washtub, she's so fat—who'd be respectful
to a washtub? There goes Toctor Ducker,
Tettie Bucker. Huh! I'd hate to be a parson's daughter—they're
always as poor as church mice. What did
you say your mother's first name is?"</p>
<p>"I didn't say and I'm not going to," returned Bettie.</p>
<p>"Well, anyhow, her bonnet went out of style four<span class="pagenum">[106]</span>
years ago. I should think the parish'd take up a subscription
and get her a new one."</p>
<p>"I wish, Laura," said exasperated Jean, another
day, "that you wouldn't meddle with our things. This
bedroom is mine and Bettie's, and the other one is
Mabel's and Marjory's. We wouldn't <i>think</i> of looking
into each other's private treasure boxes. I've seen you
open mine half a dozen times this week. The things
are all keepsakes and I'd rather not have them
handled."</p>
<p>"Huh! I guess I'll handle 'em if I want to. My
mother can't keep me out of her bureau drawers, and
I don't think you're so very much smarter."</p>
<p>A day or two later, the girls of Dandelion Cottage
were invited to a party in another portion of the town.
The invitations were left at their own cottage door
and the delighted girls began at once to make plans
for the party.</p>
<p>"Let's carry our new handkerchiefs," suggested Jean,
going to her treasure box. "I believe I'll take mine
home with me—I dreamed last night that the cottage
was on fire and that mine got burned. Besides, I'll
have to get dressed at home for the party and it would
be handier to have it there."</p>
<p>"Guess I will, too," said Bettie.</p>
<p>"Great idea," said Marjory, taking her own box
from its shelf. "I never should have thought of anything<span class="pagenum">[107]</span>
so bright. Let's all write to Miss Blossom and
tell her that we carried our—Why! mine isn't in my
box!"</p>
<p>"Neither is mine," cried Mabel, who had turned
quite pale at the discovery. "It was there this morning.
Girls, did any of you touch our handkerchiefs?"</p>
<p>"Of course we didn't," said Jean. "See, here's mine
with 'J' on it, and there are no others in my box."</p>
<p>"Of course not," echoed Laura.</p>
<p>"Mine's here, all right," said Bettie, who had been
struggling with her box, which opened hard. "Are you
sure you left them in your boxes?"</p>
<p>"Certain sure," replied Mabel. "I saw it this morning."</p>
<p>"So did I see mine," asserted Marjory. "After I'd
shown it to Aunty Jane I brought it back to put in
my treasure box."</p>
<p>"Laura," asked Jean, "was Marjory's handkerchief
in her box when you looked in it this morning? I
heard the cover make that funny little clicking noise
that it always makes, and just a minute afterward you
came out of her room."</p>
<p>"I—I don't know," stammered Laura. "I didn't see
it—I never touched her old box. If you say I did, I'll
go right home and tell my mother you called me a
thief. I'm going now, anyway."</p>
<p>The girls were in the dining-room just outside of<span class="pagenum">[108]</span>
the back bedroom door. As Laura was brushing past
Jean, the opening of the new girl's blouse caught in
such a fashion on the corner of the sideboard that the
garment, which fastened in front, came unbuttoned
from top to bottom. From its bulging front dropped
Bettie's bead chain, various articles of doll's clothing,
and the two missing handkerchiefs.</p>
<p>"They're mine!" cried Laura, making a dive for
the things.</p>
<p>"They're not any such thing!" cried indignant
Jean. "I made that doll's dress myself, and I know
the lace on those handkerchiefs."</p>
<p>"They're my mother's," protested Laura. "I took
'em out of her drawer."</p>
<p>"They're not," contradicted Mabel, prying Laura's
fingers apart and forcing her to drop one of the
crumpled handkerchiefs. "Look at that monogram—'M B'
for Mabel Bennett."</p>
<p>"It's no such thing," lied Laura, stoutly. "It stands
for Bertha Milligan and that's my mother's name."</p>
<p>"Give me that other handkerchief this instant," demanded
Jean, giving Laura a slight shake. "If you
don't, we'll take it away from you."</p>
<p>"Take the old rag," said Laura. "My mother gives
away better handkerchiefs than these to beggars. I just
took 'em anyway to scare Varjory Male and Babel
Mennett, the silly babies."<span class="pagenum">[109]</span></p>
<p>After this enlightening experience, the girls never
for a moment left their unwelcome visitor alone in
any of the rooms of Dandelion Cottage. They stood
her for almost a week longer, principally because
there seemed to be no way of getting rid of her.
Mabel, indeed, had several lively quarrels with her
during that time, because quick-tempered Mabel, always
strictly truthful herself, could not tolerate deceit
in anyone else, and she had, of course, lost all faith
in Laura.</p>
<p>The end came suddenly one Friday afternoon. Miss
Blossom had sent to the girls, by mail, a photograph
of her own charming self, and nothing that the cottage
contained was more precious. After one of the
usual tiffs with Mabel, high-handed Laura spitefully
scratched a disfiguring mustache right across the
beautiful face, ruining the priceless treasure beyond
repair.</p>
<p>Even Laura looked slightly dismayed at the result
of her spiteful work. The others for a moment were
too horror-stricken for words. Then Mabel, with
blazing eyes, sprang to her feet and flung the cottage
door wide open.</p>
<p>"You go home, Laura Milligan!" she cried. "Don't
you ever dare to come inside this house again!"</p>
<p>"Yes, go," cried mild Bettie, for once thoroughly
roused. "We've tried to be nice to you and there<span class="pagenum">[110]</span>
hasn't been a single day that you haven't been rude
and horrid. Go home this minute. We're done with
you."</p>
<p>"I won't go until I'm good and ready," retorted
Laura, tearing the disfigured photograph in two and
scornfully tossing the pieces into a corner. "Such a fuss
about a skinny old maid's picture."</p>
<p>"You shan't stay one instant longer!" cried indignant
Jean, stepping determinedly behind Laura, placing
her hands on the girl's shoulders, and making a
sudden run for the door. "There! You're out. Don't
you ever attempt to come in again."</p>
<p>Bettie, grasping the situation and the Milligan baby
at the same time, promptly set the boy outside. She
had handled him with the utmost gentleness, but he
always roared if anyone touched him, and he roared
now.</p>
<p>"Yah!" yelled Laura, "I'll tell my mother you
pinched him—slapped him, too."</p>
<p>"Sapped him, too," wailed the baby.</p>
<p>"Well," said Jean, turning the key in the lock,
"we'll have to keep the door locked after this. Mercy!
I never behaved so dreadfully to anybody before and
I hope I'll never have to again."</p>
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